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SAS Mocked For Recommending 60% Proprietary Software, 40% Open Source (infoworld.com)

This week SAS wrote that open source technology "has its own, often unexpected costs," recommending organizations maintain a balance of 60% proprietary software to 40% open software. An anonymous reader quotes InfoWorld: How they arrived at this bizarre conclusion is hard to fathom, except that SAS sells more than $1 billion worth of proprietary software every year and presumably would like to continue, despite a clear trend toward open-source-powered analytics... In a Burtch Works survey of over 1,100 quant pros, 61.3% prefer open source R or Python to SAS, and only 38.6% opting for SAS, with that percentage growing for open source options every year.

Worse for SAS, a variety of open source data infrastructure and analytics tools threaten to encroach on its bastions in data management, business intelligence, and analytics... Nearly all innovation in data infrastructure is happening in open source, not proprietary software. That's a tide SAS can try to fight with white papers, but it would do better to join by embracing open source in its product suite.

"In the paper, SAS correctly argues that open source versus proprietary software is not an either/or decision..." writes InfoWorld, but they note that the report also "put the percentage of open source adopters at a mere 25%, which is pathetically wrong." The article suggests a hope that the report "is the product of a rogue field marketing team, and not the company's official position." Adobe's vice president of mobile commented on Twitter, "I just wonder who in their marketing dept thought this was a good idea."

161 comments

  1. Elite by bugs2squash · · Score: 4, Funny

    What do the other elite forces think - what do the seals use ?

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    1. Re:Elite by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 0

      Heck with that - what do the cybers use?

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    2. Re:Elite by r1348 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Last time I checked, seals seem to run mostly on fish, with the occasional penguin thrown in for the sake of variety.
      They however seem to disregard licensing entirely, supposedly because they share the same environment with pirates.

    3. Re:Elite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First thought on reading the headline and TFS: why do the British special forces have any special opinion on open/closed-source software and why would we care? You might as well post a story about what kind of software the US Seals or Rangers prefer or whether James Bond's sweet-ride-du-jour uses iOS or Android for its entertainment system.

      I have to assume that there's another, less-well-known, SAS that the author had in mind but didn't bother sharing with the rest of the class.

    4. Re:Elite by lucm · · Score: 1

      What do the other elite forces think - what do the seals use ?

      SEALS are at best in the top 5.

      1) French Foreign Legion 2nd REP GCP
      2) Guatemalan Kaibiles
      3) Mexican GAFE
      4) UK SAS
      5) US Navy SEALS

      Actually, many SAS and SEALS train with the Kaibiles, and after their stint in the US/UK military they end up joining the French Legion to see real action.

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    5. Re: Elite by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      I live just down from the Australian SAS regiment base and was at the pub once with a couple of DBA friends talking about databases and was talking about SAS VS Oracle, and some drunk meathead walked over and said "Listen yo fuck don't talk about what you don't know about. Oracle? Maybe come up with a better bad guy name. How about commies we DID fight them".

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    6. Re: Elite by sg_oneill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't understand some of you people. SAS is one of the largest software companies on earth. If you don't know who they are what the hell are you reading slashdot for?

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    7. Re: Elite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the article was about the Scandinavian Airlines, still didn't make much sense.

    8. Re: Elite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's quite possible that people whose focus isn't analytics don't know them. I just had to look them up, and if I see a similar summary that mentions them a few months from now I will probably have to look them up again. It's also quite possible that some of the people you don't understand know about major companies you're not aware of. It's a big world.

    9. Re: Elite by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      I'm not enough of a frood to sass SAS, apparently.

      (Also, why the hell would I have to know about a company selling some bizarre software merely because the company is large? No matter how large it is, the world is even larger.)

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    10. Re: Elite by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nobody has a patent for mathematics. Even if you are in some data crunching field, there's no law saying you're required to know every random vendor halfway across the world.

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    11. Re: Elite by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      I quite often fly SAS to and from Stockholm, myself.

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    12. Re: Elite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doh it is clearly Scandinavian Airlines

    13. Re:Elite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guns

    14. Re: Elite by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Many of us here are competent. This means we wouldn't go near SAS or any similar company with a ten foot pole. I have heard of SAS. What I remember about them is another one of those companies that has a business model that relies on customer ignorance. That's all I need to know or remember, and if you are thinking of arguing to the contrary, this article probably isn't the place to do it ;-)

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    15. Re:Elite by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      Hey, you forgot about the Keyboard Warriors! Surely they must be the fiercest of them all.

    16. Re:Elite by lucm · · Score: 1

      Hey, you forgot about the Keyboard Warriors! Surely they must be the fiercest of them all.

      Kaibiles are required to raise a pet and then kill it. Elite Legionnaires are thrown handcuffed in a small cage with a live chicken and are only allowed out once the chicken is dead. Spetsnaz used to be handed a shovel at the end of the training day and only had a moment to dig a hole and jump in it before officers started shooting at them.

      But yes, those guys have nothing on the fierce keyboard warriors, such as PTA moms putting up outraged Facebook pages or male feminazis joining twitter mobs.

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    17. Re: Elite by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      (Also, why the hell would I have to know about a company selling some bizarre software merely because the company is large? No matter how large it is, the world is even larger.)

      Being unaware of the existence of SAS is like being unaware of the existence of Oracle, or Microsoft.

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    18. Re: Elite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or like Altria Group?

    19. Re: Elite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sell 'em the software now, they'll come back for the support on their own.

    20. Re: Elite by quenda · · Score: 1

      SAS is one of the largest software companies on earth.

      Hardly a household name. Sure I have heard of them, but the Special Air Service and Scandinavian Airlines are much better known and thought of first.
      A quick check with google returns results in the same order.

    21. Re:Elite by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Donald Trump: "The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough. And maybe, it's hardly doable. But I will say, we are not doing the job we should be doing. But that’s true throughout our whole governmental society. We have so many things that we have to do better. And certainly cyber is one of them."

      Yeah, we gotta do better at "cyber", whatever that is. Has this fucking idiot ever even seen a computer?

      Seriously, Trump has the speech patterns of a classic sociopath- the fractured, awkward grammar, the inability to finish most of his sentences, the veering off to side topics and never returning to the original subject, the hazy references to things he clearly has no idea about...and on and on and on. He pretends to know stuff when it's painfully obvious that he's ignorant of the subject, kind of like a kid giving a book report on a book he hasn't read.

      "War and Peace was about some war, and then the people wanted peace so they went to war to get the peace and there was a lot of stuff and things that happened. I highly recommend this book. In conclusion, we have to do better at cyber! The End."

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    22. Re: Elite by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      I quite often fly SAS to and from Stockholm, myself.

      They make some pretty good shoes, too. I own a couple pairs and I recommend them.

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    23. Re:Elite by cleerline2.0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is it a case of "GNU dares wins."?

    24. Re:Elite by See+Attached · · Score: 1

      What would Brian Boytan* do? South park had it right from the beginning.

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    25. Re:Elite by anegg · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Having worked for years with a US defense contractor, and being married to someone who works at a government-funded research and development organization, I can tell you that the word "cyber" being used as a noun rather than an adjective is well-ensconced in the US government domain. It appears to me that it generally refers to what I might call cyber security, but the usage of the term smears out to encompass other related domains as well. There are units of organizations that are called things like "the Cyber Division", etc. So Trump's speech patterns aside, his use of this term in this way simply mirrors the way the term was being used in this domain already. Trump's personal knowledge of computers is probably similar to his contemporaries - they know that they exist, and are widespread, but don't necessarily deign to touch the keyboards themselves (except Trump et al. with phones/Blackberry devices, etc.) any more than they pick up a pen to write anything, get behind the wheel of a car, or enter a kitchen to cook a meal.

    26. Re: Elite by sg_oneill · · Score: 2

      Hardly a household name. Sure I have heard of them, but the Special Air Service and Scandinavian Airlines are much better known and thought of first.
      A quick check with google returns results in the same order.

      Yes, but this is Slashdot, a site for people who know at least the fundamentals of the IT industry.

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    27. Re:Elite by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 0

      Trump's personal knowledge of computers is probably similar to his contemporaries

      Maybe, but this is a guy who brags about not using email, nor knowing how to do so. Not exactly a ringing endorsement if you ask me.

      As for the whole "cyber" thing, I doubt Trump is so sophisticated as to mimic the way intelligence professionals use the term. He sounds as though he really, truly has no fucking clue. Maybe to him "the cyber" is a box on his desk with some blinking lights. He doesn't use the term in context the way you'd expect a knowledgeable person to- he sounds too uncertain and contrived.

      But then, he does "know more than all the generals" (all of them!) so I might be wrong. Maybe he's really a super-genius techno-wizard trying to talk down to our level. (Lol, I made myself laugh typing that last bit.)

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    28. Re: Elite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand some of you people. SAS is one of the largest software companies on earth.

      I'll take your word for that- I just didn't realise that they'd significantly diversified since the days of the Iranian Embassy Siege.

    29. Re: Elite by quenda · · Score: 2

      Yes, but this is Slashdot, a site for people who know at least the fundamentals of the IT industry.

      You can spend years working in engineering and network management, and be unaware of that side of the industry.
      I thought SAS was the sort of software that possibly lived on with COBOL and mainframes in cold basements of banks and insurance companies.
      Did not know it was still a thing.

    30. Re:Elite by Xest · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, this is like how everyone calls IT, IT, but UK government, schools etc. decided to try and start a trend to rename IT to ICT (Information and Communication Technologies) as if communication wasn't in itself an information technology and hence IT already a perfectly sufficient acronym.

      It never took off, to this day I never see anything other than IT in private sector (except when trying to attract the odd bit of public sector business), whilst schools and some UK public sector departments still desperately try to cling on to their redundant and unncessarily convoluted ICT pointlessly.

      I think it'll forever remain a mystery as to why public sector makes up and distorts terms for things that are already well established and commonplace under different terms everywhere else, but I'm sure there's a cost saving in figuring out how to stop them doing that in there somewhere. Bonus points for the person who figures out how to save the tax payer millions by putting a stop to this kind of pointless shit.

    31. Re: Elite by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      Being unaware of the existence of SAS is like being unaware of the existence of Oracle, or Microsoft.

      Similar in kind, certainly. I don't know if it's comparable in degree.

      SAS Institute is of the same vintage as Microsoft and Oracle, one of the surviving software firms founded in the 1970s. But it's an order of magnitude smaller than those two by revenue or employees. Unlike those two it's privately held, so it doesn't often show up in the financial news. its products are much more specialized, so it doesn't often show up in the general press, and less often in the industry press, and the average practitioner is less likely to have encountered them.

      Micro Focus is the same age as SAS, and while it has lower gross revenue it has a much wider product base. But plenty of people in the industry aren't immediately familiar with MF, even if they recognize some of our brands, like SUSE and Novell. Lots of people simply don't have that kind of widespread knowledge about their industry, outside the area they work in.

      I dare say I'm ignorant of some software firms of similar size, simply because I've never encountered them (or have forgotten if I have).

    32. Re:Elite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do the other elite forces think - what do the seals use ?

      I really wonder why do such useless and very hardly funny comments get upvoted...

  2. this SASsy post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hell yeah! It knows you are reading it!

  3. Advantage of proprietary software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You might get tickets to a playoff game, courtesy of the vendor's sales guys.

    1. Re:Advantage of proprietary software by lucm · · Score: 1

      If you have a decent budget, call Red Hat or Hortonworks and you'll see that open source vendors can also wine and dine you properly.

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  4. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm now that I think back on other projects in the enterprise that I have worked on that is not a bad estimate.

    Even back in the 90s most of the time we would just buy controls are parts of the system we did not have expertise in. Fast forward to now we are usually stuck with some closed source thing and glue it together with opensource.

    If you can do 'greenfield' you can usually get much higher. But if you end up in something like an 'oracle shop' you are going to be using closed source if you like it or not...

  5. As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Digital+Avatar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...they're quite right. Open Source is not magic pixie dust. As long as software is made with the same broken techniques, the same broken tools, by the same broken people, it will continue to be just as broken as proprietary software. I think after a decade and a half of pro-FOSS FUD it's finally gotten to the point where people are ready to admit that the promise of FOSS has fallen well short of the mark due primarily to a lack of market incentives to ensure software is produced using best current engineering practices.

    Consequently, whatever your particular need, you may find that a FOSS application fits the bill where a proprietary one wouldn't, or vice versa. It just depends on exactly what functionality you want, and there's no hard and fast rule to guide you. You literally are forced to try different packages, see which ones are buggy, and then pick the one that's right for you.

    1. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      So what if open source has the same issues as proprietary software. Faced with the choice between open source software which I can purchase support for on an open and competitive market from my choice of consultant, or proprietary software with licensing traps set to catch me out with massive unexpected costs when my server has one too many cores

    2. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Digital+Avatar · · Score: 1

      At the end of the day it comes down to being able to use the software. If a product works, whether it's open source or not, you'll use it. When both open source and proprietary products are equally buggy and for the same reasons, we shouldn't be so quick to dismiss either one. Instead, we should carefully investigate what's available and choose what actually works. For most consumer needs, open source will still get the job done, bugs and all. For more specialized needs, proprietary may be the only game in town.

      Sometimes fanboys need to be reminded that there's still no silver bullet.

    3. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yep, but the idea you can recommend a particular configuration by a simple percentage is just silly.

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    4. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It just depends on exactly what functionality you want, and there's no hard and fast rule to guide you. You literally are forced to try different packages, see which ones are buggy, and then pick the one that's right for you.

      The difference is that when you find the software package you want, if it's open source then you can improve it and squish the nasty bugs but if it's closed you are stuck waiting for someone to fix it for you. If you don't want to put the time/money/effort into improving the software then I believe the saying, "beggars can't be choosers" comes into play.

      TL:DR: Put the money you would have paid for getting closed source into improving open source and everyone will have much better software. Simply whining about it not being perfect helps nobody.

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    5. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Kjella · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Meh, I'd say the people who write open source software on a non-commercial basis generally have a passion for it, make more effort in making it work correct and work harder to hone their skills than coders just looking for a paycheck. What's missing is usually the time and resources, sometimes it amazes me how much gets done with a skeleton crew. Projects and packages where it turns out there was really only one maintainer and he suddenly got other priorities and things go into limbo.

      Most projects are not like the Linux kernel where there's several candidates and a nomination process. Often it's more like if you want to write code or take ownership then tag, you're it. Or it's just nobody who is going to write that kind of software or functionality in their spare time. Or it just reaches a level of mediocrity that's good enough to get shit done and not enough care about polish or user friendliness or niche features. It's 2017 and MS Office and Photoshop is alive and well. I think I've heard since '97 that Office was pretty much "done", well shouldn't we be catching up then?

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    6. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by lucm · · Score: 1

      How dare you bring up common sense in this emotional discussion

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    7. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think after a decade and a half of pro-FOSS FUD it's finally gotten to the point where people are ready to admit that the promise of FOSS has fallen well short of the mark due primarily to a lack of market incentives to ensure software is produced using best current engineering practices.

      Yes, the ridiculous FOSS claims that having access to the source code made you less beholden to vendors and able to customize and.or maintain software on your own fell well short of... er, nevermind, that was kinda right on the money.

    8. Re: As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never had a proprietary OS, UNIX-like or otherwise, fail to boot properly as much as systemd/Linux has.

      I've never used a proprietary desktop environment as awful as GNOME 3.

      Yes, there is some great open source software out there. But when it's bad, it's really bad. It's much worse than even the worst proprietary software.

    9. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of the problem is that whether software is closed source or open source it often requires substantial expertise to install, configure and when necessary do custom scripting or software development work to cement the system into place. Companies trick themselves into believing that all of this will somehow happen automagically when they purchase an off-the-shelf product from a vendor and are disappointed with the results when that does not happen.

    10. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      The ridiculous part is the 60/40 recommendation.
      It is turning statistics over its head.
      A conclusion that says that 60% of cases are better served by proprietary software can make sense. They are obviously biased but why not.
      But saying that companies should make 60/40 a goal is like saying that because 60% of cars work better with gasoline and 40% use diesel then all cars should run with a 60/40 gas/diesel mix.

    11. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AHHH Yes, so instead of spending thousands or maybe even 10's of thousands on licenses you can spend hundreds of thousands or millions on developers.

    12. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by quax · · Score: 1

      SAS always wanted to kill R, since forever, and Dr. Goodnight hung on to the goal way past the point when it was clear that this was a losing battle.

      As somebody who used to work at SAS, I can attest that their older core products are rock solid but the new stuff is often (if not always) over-burdened with issues, and released too early. I used to work with some R&D teams, and my impression was that they are spread to thin, over too many products.

      Don't get me wrong, they are committed to fixing things and getting it right. Their customer orientation is a real strong suit of the company, but early adopters nevertheless should expect some pain.

      With FOSS you can can get a much better picture, early on, about the maturity of a product. Yes, it's not magic pixy dust, but it is much more transparent what you get yourself into.

    13. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      As long as software is made with the same broken techniques, the same broken tools, by the same broken people, it will continue to be just as broken as proprietary software.

      Bitter, are we?

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    14. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      You mean tens of thousands spent on a license for a single seat, vs. feeding a team of developers that could write the whole code for you from scratch? That's a disingenuous comparison.

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    15. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The difference is that when you find the software package you want, if it's open source then you can improve it and squish the nasty bugs

      No, the difference is *YOU* may be able to do that, but 99.9999% of open source software users are not capable of doing that regardless of how much source code is available.

      In a more corporate world you could pay someone to do something, but then just like with the proprietary vendor when you pay for support you can hold them to account on their bugs too.

      TL:DR: Put the money you would have paid for getting closed source into improving open source and everyone will have much better software.

      Throwing money at what is in the large part hobby / side projects may squash some bugs but you're equally outta luck if your idea of good differs with what the project manager thinks. Forking and maintaining your own is incredibly expensive for most users who don't see maintaining a software package as a core part of their business.

      Throwing money at open source does not mean it will get better.

    16. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Well all else being equal, the open choice is almost always the better one..
      When both options are buggy, at least you have the chance to fix the source yourself, and you'll always be able to maintain it and migrate your data out of it if you need to use something else in the future.
      Companies often spend a LOT of money on acquiring, customising and managing closed source, why not spend some of that money on bugfixing open source and returning the fixes to the community? If everyone did that then software would rapidly improve.

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    17. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      You can spend that much on developers, but why would you? He said spend the same as you would have on proprietary licenses... Same price, but probably much better results especially if others do the same.

      When implementing many large proprietary applications (sap, sharepoint etc) its often necessary to hire developers anyway.

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    18. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Paying for support doesn't mean you can hold them to account for bugs or that these bugs will ever get fixed either...
      You might get their assistance to implement some kludgy workaround, but that's usually all you'll get.

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    19. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      It still depends. There are a lot of factors. And quite frankly how the product is licensed is way down on the bottom of conserned. Most organizations are able to negotiate better contract with these companies. Do you think a 1,000+ employee companies will be using standard windows licenses? No they will negotiate with Microsoft for a license and conditions that fit there needs. With FOS it is what you get that comes with it. If it is GNU you better be sure that you don't use it in your product if you want to sell it. BSD, MIT and Apache licenses also have their own issues but you get what you get and often have little chance to negotiate with someone to make it suit your needs.
      There are costs to an organization that isn't to the individual. For the individual the time wasted learning a FOS software is their own time and often enjoyable hobby. But to a company have to pay someone to learn this is expensive and there are factors such as product lifespan, and ability to find employees who knows how to use that tool and training resources available. All these factors makes the license cost a drop in the bucket.
      Not FOS is overall a good thing and companies shouldn't shy away from it there are a lot of professional tools out there that can save you a ton of money. However not all of them.

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    20. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the pretty hugely hostile Linux community at large.
      No, I am not speaking of Linus or whatever, I speak of the elitist pricks that hate change that is Good.
      The sort of pricks that think CLI is 100% the only thing you need to do any task ever, period, and if you disagree you are a Windows pleb.

      Luckily things have been changing a little bit recently, for the better, but there are long ways to go before these idiots are purged.
      Zealots have no place in open source. You might think you do, but your days are numbered. You are a niche in every niche.
      Having used Linux a while, I've made sure to do everything to spite you whiny "chaaaaange is baaaad!" fucks.
      Although, don't worry, I do agree that systemd is bad. It can die along with them. Soon enough.

    21. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "Throwing money at what is in the large part hobby / side projects"

      And there is your strawman. Nobody was recommending anything of the sort and you know it.

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    22. Re: As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because software development is not a core competency of 99% of those businesses. They are concerned producing THEIR goods and services. To develop in house software or maintain open source software they would need to pay full time staff to do those things. It's faster, cheaper, and represents LESS risk to simply purchase proprietary software. In many cases you can categorize that software purchase as a capital expense (vs the operational expense of additional FTE for supporting it). Sometimes you can even categorize the training and implementation costs as a capital exoense

      The bottom line is that when you compare product "shelf price" of proprietary vs open source then open source always looks better. When you compare TCO though, in an actual business, then the equation is much more complicated.

    23. Re: As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not true that they have to have full-time staff, it's pretty common to contract that sort of work out. If your company has grown to the point where they absolutely depend on a specific software that becomes unsupported then you may need to hire full-time staff to maintain the code (and it would probably be in your best interest to be contributing to that code anyway), but if you've grown to that point it probably isn't a huge issue to hire the extra staff. If you're so lean as to be unable to support the code you depend on then you're also probably small enough that a migration will be an unfortunate amount of extra work but not devestatingly so. Regardless, you'd be equally or more screwed if your proprietary solution abandoned ship.

    24. Re: As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it you only used Windows post XP. ME, 98, 95, finding safeboot mode was critical because they constantly had issues.

      If you're having trouble with systemd and booting you've clearly done something horribly wrong, systemd is based on the idea that it handles all the annoying little issues for you.

      Gnome3 ain't your thing, that's cool. I personally find it an excellent DE and almost exclusively use that and/or i3 depending on what I'm trying to do at the time. At least with Linux you have the option for something else. Personally I can't stand Win8/10 or MacOS as far as user experience goes, and I have no real option to avoid them in the case that I must use a machine installed with one of those OSs.

      There's garbage software everywhere, regardless of the openness of source. The difference is that openness offers choices while propriety offers software that's garbage unless the owner of the code decides to make it not garbage.

    25. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A business could spend $20,000 on licenses for proprietary software as a tax deductable business expense, or instead choose to pay $20,000 in a tax deductable donation to the developer(s) of their equivalent open software. It's 20K either way. The difference is that the proprietary solution is definitely going to use whatever money they acquire to further their own business first and foremost while the open developer(s) are going to use the money to be able to use more of their time on the project.

      Further, your paid support from the proprietary solution is likely to be at best someone who has a script to follow because they have no idea how anything works, maybe you'll have a proxy conversation through people who don't know what your actual needs are with people that make the software. But really your actual option is often nothing more than other people who paid for the software sharing what they know on forums. Regardless, your liscensing fee is rarely worth anything in actual support

      A donation to an open project is not a guarantee that the developer will cater to your needs, but you do get to have a direct dialog with them and discuss with them directly about changes that would benefit the project and why.

      If everyone takes their license fees and instead contributes that amount to the open source option that project now has money to allow the developer to work on it as a primary project. Depending on the popularity, they may be able to hire other full-time developers as well. The project now advances much quicker and is less likely to be abandoned for lack of time. You essentially share the cost of hiring developers with everyone else using the project, and it cost you no more than the proprietary solution would have.

    26. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say that LibreOffice has long since surpassed MSOffice in functionality and usability. At this point it seems like MSOffice is running entirely on "Well that's what we've always used" more than any actual technical merit. Even Microsoft has realized they've nothing more to add to Office that would force people to pay for upgrades so they moved it to a subscription service.

    27. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While likely accurate, the market is also at play.

      Case in point, from my previous work at higher Ed a few years ago, University departments that have been using SAS, SPSS for close to a decade, had switched to R due to the massive increase in software/license cost that happened once IBM took over. SAS is it's own thing, not IBM's... High statistics based departments couldn't justify the monetary budget increase, when 'R' was a suitable, functional replacement.

      There may be the usual negatives associated with this move, ingestion in and out of each to the other, likely for back to SAS & SPSS, for data sets when collaborating with other Universities or Departments, but such hurdles can, and have likely been overcome.

      Proprietary software companies really need to take a hard look at FOSS when it comes to their software market. In the case of 'R', of the University departments that made the full on switch, when one year you have anywhere from several dozen to several hundred installs of SAS, SPSS in place, and that is absent money back to the SW company next year, they have to be taking notice. And that's just 1 University. Now multiply that across maybe a dozen or several dozen Universities across the US, for the same departments. That reduction is sales HAS to get them talking, but you still don't see the price drop to justify the switch back to SAS, SPSS. So what is truly happening, being discussed, by the vendor in this scenario? Really have to wonder..

    28. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, CLI is often the most efficient way to accomplish work. Esepcially when you have an intimate understanding of how CLI options function and can automate huge chunks of the job. There are definitely use cases that a GUI and mouse are more suited to however, and that may be work as well, but it does largely depend on what exactly that work is.

      Graybearding is a problem in Linux though. Bike shedding happens too often too. You don't see it as often in proprietary software because A: it's hidden behind closed doors and B: ultimately someone signs the paychecks and what they say goes. Personally, I'm a change is good person but I've hit a bit of a snag; my wife doesn't like it when the computer changes drastically out from under her. So I'm somewhat stuck on my desktop in what I was using when she and I started dating long enough that she got her own user account. Background stuff she'll hardly notice, but I can't go switching DMs or DE's unless they integrate well with the things she's comfortable with. Even something as innocent as spouse approval can cause someone who desires change to not change things as often.

      Also, I greatly disagree on systemd being bad. The systemd project that wants to take over everything on the desktop isn't good change, but systemd as an init system does an absolutely fabulous job. I wish Lennart would stop trying to take over everything even remotely related to init and stick to that core competency.

    29. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      On the surface I agree with you. In practice, I've gone the other direction and have become more pro-open-source over the years.

      One example is MATLAB. I like MATLAB, and consider myself fairly good at it. People come to me to ask MATLAB questions. With that said, my company has floating licenses and these are a pain. Mathworks is very responsive in their customer service, but when you find a bug, you have to work around it or wait until they fix it. On the odd occasion where you want to actually distribute a script, you need to (maybe?) have the end-user download and install the (free as in beer) runtime separately.

      I've switched the vast majority of my data analysis and other scripts to Python, and I no longer have to search for co-workers who left their copy of MATLAB open. When I find a bug, I can actually fix it myself and even return the fix to the module's project, along with any other feature that I find to be missing. When I need to distribute a script, I just make sure that I'm not using some forbidden-fruit GPL module (the ecosystem is mostly BSD) and zip the whole shebang up with one of the py-to-exe tools without consulting the frigging lawyer.

      It's not all-rosy, for sure. Scientific/technical computing on Python has a higher learning curve than MATLAB. While vast help exists for Python trouble, MATLAB has all of the help concentrated in one place which makes finding solutions easier. One unexpected benefit to Python is the GUI. At first blush, MATLAB holds the high ground with its GUIDE visual GUI builder. But for anything more than a few simple controls, GUIDE is an unholy beast to work with. I've found my life much better with Python and it's wide choice of GUI frameworks. Even setting up the whole GUI with a text editor in Tkinter is worth the up-front time investment vs. the misleading initial ease of using GUIDE.

      On the topic of SAS, one product that I do use of theirs is JMP. I have to admit it is faster (for me) for quick-and-dirty data analysis than using Python. I think I'd like to code up a Python application to do some of my most common JMP workflows... not try to reimplement the whole thing.

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    30. Re: As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Your hardware is broken.

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    31. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by retchdog · · Score: 1

      well, it's also true, at least in the fields SAS deals with.

      "Despite substantial work, none of their Scala model translations match the results from their Python model development, and nobody in the company knows how to fix this problem."

      i can attest to this. i suspect, based on "Scala model translations", that they are using Databricks, which is a broken platform despite being an industry golden boy; everyone uses it, mostly just because everyone else uses it. Databricks is for open source what fucking Oracle is for proprietary BI software: a bloated, over-engineered mess that justifies itself by creating jobs just to cope with it. but, hey, at least everyone else is in the same mess you're in, so i guess there's safety in numbers.

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    32. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Paying for support doesn't mean you can hold them to account for bugs or that these bugs will ever get fixed either... You might get their assistance to implement some kludgy workaround, but that's usually all you'll get.

      That depends entirely on your support agreement, and if you're a company large enough to waste money on the likes of SAS then you're a company large enough to sway and negotiate the terms of your support agreement.

      If you have enough buying power you can even get the world's largest software vendor to write a custom version of their OS for you. Not every battle is David vs Goliath. There are quite a few Goliath vs Goliath battles.

    33. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I know it's not trendy to read threads for context, but what you were replying too was literally prefaced by "TL;DR"

    34. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BSD, MIT and Apache licenses also have their own issues but you get what you get and often have little chance to negotiate with someone to make it suit your needs.

      LMFAO! When you get to the end of your legit points, just FUD it another mile, right?

      With BSD, MIT, and Apache licensed code you not only have every chance that you want to negotiate to make it suit your needs, you even get to hire both sides of the negotiation team!!! You can just hire them and tell you want you want changed to make it suit your needs.

    35. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      The terms of support agreements have to do with how fast of a response you get, and when you have to pay extra, and when you get refunds because something took too long to fix.

      What you don't get is magic, or a satisfaction guarantee on bugfixes or workarounds.

      Even if they agree to write a custom version of their OS for you, it doesn't mean you'll be happy. It might be an awful idea that means now you get security patches for zero-day exploits a couple months after everybody else. It might mean you hit EOL before others, or at a different time than you expected. Or at a different time in reality than what it says on paper, because of external influences.

      What you're not considering is that the ability to negotiate in that situation is fine, but users of open software get that same ability by default, and they not only "can" negotiate, they get to entirely dictate all the terms. You want a custom version of the whole OS? Yes, you can have it! No, you don't pay any more! Yay! You get everything you want at cost with no pushback, gotchas, or fine print.

    36. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      This is probably true, but I'm not really sure.

      The reason I'm not sure is that it has been over a decade since I had document compatibility problems. Is one better than the other? How would I know?

      I had to work with MS Office in the field last year, and things were in different places but that might have just been the difference in OS.

    37. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      but users of open software get that same ability by default

      Nope. Again with the standard fallacy that because it's open means we can do what we want with it. For most people that is out of the realm of possibility and you're just as dependent on third party interest as before.

      Sure you could be a completely non-IT house and suddenly decide to employ a bunch of coders to throw at the problem, but businesses who diversify like that don't typically last in the long term. Open source isn't some magic panacea.

    38. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      Yep, but the idea you can recommend a particular configuration by a simple percentage is just silly.

      Damn straight. Anyone with sense can see that you need a complex percentage. Otherwise you have no idea how much of your imaginary software should be proprietary.

    39. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      We are currently having document compatibility problems with Excel 2016 and a computer with an older version of Excel. It complains about the 64 bit processor and certain calls. Yep, still a problem. And personally, I find LibreOffice to be a much better product where I never see compatibility problems.

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    40. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by erapert · · Score: 1

      Consequently, whatever your particular need, you may find that a FOSS application fits the bill where a proprietary one wouldn't, or vice versa. It just depends on exactly what functionality you want, and there's no hard and fast rule to guide you. You literally are forced to try different packages, see which ones are buggy, and then pick the one that's right for you.

      In other, shorter words: "FOSS could be good; could be bad. Proprietary could be good; could be bad. Just depends. Use what works. Meh. Wishy-washy-whatever-man."

      What was this post modded "interesting"?

    41. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Just open the file in LibreOffice, save, and open it again in MS Office. ;)

      Sure, sure, when both sides are MS, you still have compatibility problems. But when one side is something else, problems should be rare and solvable.

    42. Re:As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      You are still dependent on third parties in most cases, but you have lots more competing third parties to choose from so you don't need to be a huge company or government before someone will be bothered to lift a finger for you.

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    43. Re: As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whether paying a full time employee or a part time contractor....it still ends up costing more than "free"

    44. Re: As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that make it not free anymore?

    45. Re: As unpopular as it will be to hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You serious Clark?

  6. Bizarre conclusion, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is, indeed, a bizarre conclusion. There is no correct percentage for open source software and proprietary software. Instead, use the best tool for the job. If that tool is open source, that's great. But if the best tool for the job is proprietary and closed source, I'm still going to use it. The costs both in terms of licensing and setting up the software have to be considerations in deciding what's the best tool for the job. Most of the work I do runs on Linux (open source) and uses open source software (NetCDF, Octave, NCL, etc..), but sometimes I need to use proprietary software (ArcGIS -- which I run on Windows, WDSS-II, etc...) to get the job done. I never concern myself with how much software I use is open source and how much is proprietary. I care that the work gets done, the software is reliable, it's efficient, I can afford it, and that the results are of good quality. Mostly I care about access to the source code if I have a need to modify the source code. Sometimes I need to extend or modify software that someone else has created to complete a task, and that's when it matters whether I have access to the source code. But in that case, it's because open source is inherently the best tool for the job. However, most of the time, it really isn't a big factor whether the software is open source or proprietary. I'm pragmatic about licensing, and just want something that's going to do a good job while being easy to set up and maintain. IMO, that's how it should be.

  7. Seems about right by somenickname · · Score: 4, Informative

    This seems about right. Once you've introduced proprietary software into the mix, a huge amount of your time is going to be spent fighting with the software vendor, waiting for updates from the software vendor, working around the idiocy of the software vendor, etc. So, even though 90% of the company runs on open source software, you still need 60% of the workforce to deal with the proprietary software.

    1. Re:Seems about right by darkain · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is however also true of open-source software. There are some very large and mission critical software tools in usage today that I've found bugs in, debugged them, wrote patches, and then had to argue with maintainers to get them pushed upstream. This process often times takes MONTHS after the patch is available and ready to go. The only other option is to literally manually build the package each and every new release with the small patches in place rather than using distribution pre-built packages, which takes considerably more time to deploy to an entire cluster than a simple "update" from apt, yum, pkg, whatever. So yes, even in F/OSS, there are costs with dealing with the software.

    2. Re:Seems about right by jopsen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, with open source you have the option to patch... With proprietary you are forced to find a workaround or make a hack to the part of the system you control.

      Personally, I usually do a work around and keep using upstream packages... Then file a PR/patch and when/if that lands go remove my workaround.

      Just because open source software gives you the option to fix it yourself and roll our own patch packages doesn't mean you have to choose that road.
      It depends on the situation.. But at-least you have the option! :)

    3. Re:Seems about right by SendBot · · Score: 4, Funny

      This happens to me too. With one such software, I was trying to discuss my bugfix in the forum when the admin deleted my comment. I asked why, and he said disclosing my fully-original modification that made the software work was a violation of the license agreement.

      So I asked if Google was in violation of their license for distributing the code they ripped off and removed the Apache license from, and they deleted the whole post.

    4. Re:Seems about right by lucm · · Score: 1

      But at-least you have the option! :)

      Amen to that. For years every time I've used Python on AIX I commented out a line of code in one of the core Python libraries to make it work better on that cursed O/S. I couldn't do that with Powershell on Windows.

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    5. Re:Seems about right by turkeydance · · Score: 1

      SAS correctly argues.............yep.

    6. Re:Seems about right by somenickname · · Score: 1

      There is a huge distinction between what you've described and how that process would work in a proprietary software environment. The moment you discovered the bug, you had the resources to debug it. The moment you debugged it, you had the resources to at least deploy it in a fashion that would allow you to continue to do work (admittedly in a possibly haphazard way). At some point in the future, your fix (or something like it) will be integrated and away you go.

      Contrast that to proprietary software. You find a bug, you report it. Maybe, at some point, someone responds to your bug report. Maybe they don't. Maybe, at some point, the vendor fixes the bug. Maybe they don't. What recourse do you have between "I found a bug" and, "Woohoo! My bug is fixed"? How can you even guarantee that you even reach the latter state?

    7. Re:Seems about right by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      So you already have a patched version working the way you want without having to involve the vendor at all (you chose to do so after the fact, it isn't a requirement.) So you are saying it ISN'T true then, really, aren't you now?

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    8. Re:Seems about right by raftpeople · · Score: 1

      So, even though 90% of the company runs on open source software, you still need 60% of the workforce to deal with the proprietary software.

      The biggest and most complex piece of application software most companies run is their ERP system(s), which doesn't really have an open source alternative except for at the smallest levels.

  8. Percentage doesn't matter by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The percentage here isn't the story, the story is that they are recommending open source.
    Fifteen years ago, that wouldn't have happened: open source was a communist virus.

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    1. Re:Percentage doesn't matter by jbn-o · · Score: 1

      The only reason Microsoft changed their language on that was because they recently learned people didn't care about them for many server-side activities including web hosting and what to run in VMs (two areas where GNU/Linux is popular). Microsoft wants to frame things in terms of popularity because it can't compete on software freedom. When Microsoft failed to show high popularity in those markets they figured they'd rather have organizations include them somewhere in the system than totally exclude them. Thus, from Microsoft's perspective, better to run their VM controller running a bunch of GNU/Linux systems than not be included at all. So out with the "Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches" language (and Steve Ballmer who said that) and in with the "Microsoft loves Linux" swag. They changed their PR in the hopes people would buy this. But they can change the PR again, and none of this PR is designed to address what they're actually distributing to their users: proprietary, user-subjugating software. This is why articles like this are framed in terms of gauging in terms of popularity instead of software freedom, and "open source" instead of free software.

      Much as I want to take Eben Moglen's recent LibrePlanet 2017 speech advice to heart and "destroy no coalitions at the moment" (not that I think what I say has such power to begin with), I can't help but notice that this pairing of how to evaluate the shifting language with the group that has always eschewed software freedom and conclude that this is no accident. "Fifteen years ago [...] open source was a communist virus" is right, but it can be that again so be careful not to value your software freedom in terms of popularity. The freedom will remain, continue to be hugely practical and ethical, and a value unto itself whether software proprietors consider it a proper part of what to run or not.

    2. Re:Percentage doesn't matter by hey! · · Score: 1

      Oh, I think the percentage bit is significant. It shouldn't be news that they've acknowledged reality; but it's remarkable that their responses is so meaningless.

      It makes me wonder whether this is just marketing BS or whether they're really that incoherent about strategy.

      Many proprietary software companies have prospered in an era of open source acceptance -- even when very good free software alternatives for their products exists (Microsoft, Oracle). But although we don't tend to think of them that way, they tend to be value-priced. You get a lot of (not necessarily great) software engineering for your $199 Windows license fee.

      But the play this game you need scale to amortize development costs over many users. If you have more of a niche product competing against a solid open source competitor is going to be really, really hard. As in SAS charges almost $9000 for a single seat license, and that's good for only a year; thereafter you'll have to fork over thousands of dollars every year. That kind of cash pays for a lot of R training.

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  9. Software for sale... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1, Informative

    I came across a box of personal papers from the late 1990's that had print out of license keys for dozens of programs that I bought back then. Many of those programs have open source counterparts. Except for some specialized software, I generally don't buy software anymore.

  10. What you are is clear, sir... by jbn-o · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    When Adobe writes "I just wonder who in their marketing dept thought this was a good idea." let's be clear about this—Adobe's main source of revenue is user-subjugating software (proprietary software) just like SAS. So Adobe isn't arguing that a user ought to prefer FLOSS, even reject proprietary software. Adobe's objection comes down to either quibbling over percentage points in SAS' recommendation or rejecting the recommendation altogether on the basis that any discussion of this is likely to bring to mind the very thing proprietors don't sell users and don't want users thinking about—software freedom.

    Proprietors rely on FLOSS so they can't complain too much about it. Adobe's RAW camera software, for example, depends on dcraw, a FLOSS program which, as its developers put it, "has made it far easier for developers to support a wide range of digital cameras in their applications. They can call dcraw from a graphical interface, paste pieces of dcraw.c into their code, or just use dcraw.c as the documentation that camera makers refuse to provide".

  11. @best current engineering practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha ha, you get a piece of code that you cannot see inside, and kid yourself its 'best engineering practice'??? No, it's code from version 1 decades ago, re-hacked a gazzillion times as marketing demands changes to market regardless of customer need.

    And "Current"? As if 'best practices' is a fad that changes over time! Do you think code should be re-written whenever the latest development fad comes out? Nah.

    The basic premise is correct, but it has nothing to do with engineering practices. It's the simple a) "do I need a feature that is only available in proprietary software" b) if I build my product around it, what happens if that company goes out of business/changes direction/screws me around, or that developer stops maintaining/changes direction/screws around with it. Sometimes proprietary is the way to go, sometimes FOSS is better.

    1. Re: @best current engineering practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm I guess you're right...I was wrong. I'm going to go masturbate in my front lawn now.

    2. Re:@best current engineering practice by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Exactly... Proprietary code could be all kinds of legacy cruft hacked together, and based on the code i've seen it usually is. Rewriting the code to current best practices is time consuming and costly, no commercial business will take that decision unless they have no other choice.

      On the other hand, rewrites happen quite often with open source which may result in a better end product, but often causes significant delays or new versions coming out which lack features from the previous versions etc.
      Open source does not face the same pressures (ie to have a sellable version available to meet deadlines), but does face different pressures (the code is visible to all, and hacky kludged together code will be seen and cast a negative light on the individuals who created it).

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    3. Re: @best current engineering practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the spirit.

  12. The same old bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've heard before about the "hidden costs" of open source software. What utter crock. Closed source software has:

    1) The same or worse hidden costs:

    Their support largely consists of other users in support forums, with the majority of the cost absorbed by the client organisation.

    Licence management costs are compared to zero as a baseline, and litigation for accidental breaches of licence is a real and catastrophically expensive danger for closed source only.

    In terms of the effectiveness of the software, commercial software is largely chosen by those ill equipt to make the choice, based on marketing rather than any sensible criteria, so it LESS likely to be effective (and no, your favourite example of photoshop being nicer than GIMP or whatever doesn't change this general point, because that is consumer software in a completely different domain).

    Lock in! Your bosses subscribe to the sunk cost fallacy. If you work out that it is worse than open source alternatives, you're still stuck with it because "we bought it so you better use it!". Then when it's time for contract renewal "we don't have time to swap" so you have to renew. Bullshit.

    2) More up front cost:

    Again, open source sets the standard at $0, and to take my most hated example of business software that is shitter than numerous open source alternatives (ClearCase), you can start the bargaining at about, what was it? $4k per head? They don't make it easy to find the cost but I think that was it. And if you are one of those people going "oh I don't understand why all of my co-workers hate clearcase because I have no trouble getting it to work and it has this one feature that is really nice in a particular use case, so..." do you actually imagine that to be worth the cost?

    The sad thing about all this is: I'm not an open source / free software zealot. I don't have a problem with the idea of paying a fair amount for something that is good value for money. My problem is that IT IS NOT THE CASE, in general, for closed source software from large vendors, and SAP, in particular, is shithouse in most cases that I have seen.

    1. Re:The same old bullshit. by cybaea · · Score: 1

      ...Their support largely consists of other users in support forums, with the majority of the cost absorbed by the client organisation.

      In most cases I'd agree with you: vendor support is a dumbed down user forum much inferior to Stackoverflow.

      However, it has been a couple of years since I last managed larger teams using this software, but the support from SAS was simply outstanding. Nothing like it anywhere else. You call, they answer and you speak immediately to someone really knowledgeable in the tool, in stats (the main use case for SAS), and, more often than not, in your industry. Never had to do more than one transfer to get anything resolved.

      You pay for support but this is the only vendor where I ever felt you got your money's worth.

      These days even the client realises that it is more data science and knowledge discovery, and less about stats which more or less zeros the value of the SAS support. I wish them well; by all accounts they were a great company to work for back in the day when they still mattered.

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    2. Re:The same old bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The licensing itself is insane.

      What happens is that companies end up paying for a proprietary solution to "accelerate" development then end up having to hire more devs anyway to try to make it do what they need it to later on, while they're so entrenched they're forced paying more for both.

  13. Sorry I'm late by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    I read the summary, then decided I wanted some popcorn on hand before I started reading the comments.

    Carry on.

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    1. Re:Sorry I'm late by lucm · · Score: 1

      I wanted some popcorn on hand before I started reading the comments.

      Are you currently leaving smudges on a touch screen or on a keyboard?

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    2. Re:Sorry I'm late by Mike+Sheen · · Score: 1

      I for one, have learnt how to use one hand when viewing web pages - no residue on my input devices - except... never mind.

  14. What is SAS? by fustakrakich · · Score: 3, Insightful

    SAS software's primary focus is on getting maximum value from analytics. A reliable, open analytics platform underpins that focus. Combining the power of SAS with open source technologies enables you to unify disparate toolsets, eliminate silos, increase productivity, foster collaboration and facilitate business agility.

    Ah, a buzzword generator. Are these people relevant to policy wankers?

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    1. Re:What is SAS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never heard of 'em. On the other hand,

      The Special Air Service (SAS) is a special forces unit of the British Army. The SAS was founded in 1941 as a regiment, and later reconstituted as a corps in 1950. The unit undertakes a number of roles including covert reconnaissance, counter-terrorism, direct action and hostage rescue.

    2. Re: What is SAS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any paragraph containing the word facilitate can be safely ignored.

  15. I think that is by purchase cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Say I have $1000 to spend, big guys can use K or M.
    I spend $400 acquiring open source software and $600 on proprietary software. Then I am set to go.

  16. SAS is expensive shelfware by lucm · · Score: 4, Informative

    A former client of mine was paying SAS $10,000/month to host a shitty dashboard that was updated once per quarter. It didn't even come with a vanity URL. That's the typical SAS market: gold-plated clients with unlimited budgets and almost no actual needs.

    We spent an afternoon rewriting this piece of shit as a HTML dump from matlab and "deployed" it on the corporate intranet.

    When you don't provide added value, you quickly become obsolete.

    Farewell, SAS.

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    lucm, indeed.
    1. Re:SAS is expensive shelfware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you're correct about the typical SAS customer, it's also not going away anytime soon. If you ever have to deal with government, big pharma, etc. you will discover that use of SAS is actually mandated by contracts. Even if all you need to do is deliver data in SAS format -- bend over and pay a license fee.

      Too bad that R is a festering garbage heap as well. If it wasn't for CRAN, nobody would use that piece of shit.

  17. No documentation with Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except for Linux man pages, the state of open source software documentation is laughable. That leaves only forums for help, but those are useless and just full of rude people.

    Except for select projects/products open source is just a hobby most of the time. Any day the developer just moves on with his or her life and you're left with less than nothing.

    Open source software is good only if your time is worth nothing (ex. students).

    1. Re:No documentation with Open Source by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      You should take a look in /usr/share/doc/ same day, just saying. Kudos btw for complaining on Slashdot of all places that there might be rude people on forums ;-)

    2. Re: No documentation with Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, no, you're left with source code, which is more than what you get when your proprietary vendor decides to stop supporting that product because profits arent high enough or whatever.

  18. tl;dr by lucm · · Score: 1

    ^ for those who didn't want to read that wall of text, the guy basically says "it depends"

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    1. Re:tl;dr by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      <-----[attention span] ............. [you]----->

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    2. Re:tl;dr by lucm · · Score: 1

      "Attention span" is a metric, not a value by itself. It's like writing "mph" or "flavor", there's no implied quantity or quality.

      If at least you had put me on the left side one could have argued it was some kind of axis and I was on the short side. But as it stands your chart makes no sense.

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      lucm, indeed.
    3. Re:tl;dr by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      It's not a graph, but rather a diagram illustrating the wide gulf between two things.

      It's also not especially original, but rather a fairly old and (I thought) well-known Internet meme.

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    4. Re:tl;dr by lucm · · Score: 1

      Then I will take your word for it and officially retract my disparaging comment.

      For the record I don't have a short attention span, I just severely dislike people who write long paragraphs. They remind me of those people who chain their sentences together when they speak, just to make sure you have no way to escape the discussion. Paragraphs are a courtesy to readers, a subtle way to let them off the hook if they want to skip ahead and see if there's a point in continuing reading.

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      lucm, indeed.
  19. SAS get sued so often it boggles my mind by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 1

    Nearly every SAS customer I have heard of has either sued them or engaged in some serious name calling. How on earth does SAS not only continue to stay in business, but in many cases SAS will screw up royally, engage in a public fight with a company, only to have that company expand their SAS deployment.

    When I see a company deploying SAS, I usually am seeing a company that has recently been taken over by MBAs. Maybe a big family company that is moving on to the third generation. Maybe a company where the founding engineers have retired. But it take a seriously shitty bunch of management to choose SAS. The sort of management that would believe some bullshit about this 60/40 thing without a few googles of how shitty SAS is.

    1. Re:SAS get sued so often it boggles my mind by lrichardson · · Score: 2
      Worked at a number of companies that use SAS ... and none had sued them. Part of the love users have for SAS is the user survey: what the users want determines what SAS works on for the next year.

      And ... MBAs? WTF? Seriously, SAS is one of the most comprehensive, technically oriented languages out there. It doesn't support the 'McDonald's Burger-Flipping Developer' approach like many other languages - it requires someone with more than a one-or-two year college course to work effectively in it.

      It is also, hands down, the best language for cross-platform work. It doesn't promote the 'lock-the-suckers-in-to-our-proprietary-model', promoted by so many others.

      There are some 'weaknesses'. It doesn't do maps well, it is pretty poor at graphical stuff, and it's OLAP attempt, while nice to work in, isn't that powerful ... but that is also where adding another software product comes in. As an example pulling data together from multiple sources/platforms, creating a database, then dropping something like Tableau on top of that. You *could* do something like this with OBI ... but the back-end part would be significantly harder than in SAS

      Finally ... backwards compatibility. SAS has not screwed its users, with an upgrade that breaks previous code.

      I like higher level languages ... the more automation, the better. SAS continues to improve in that direction. At the same time, I like a language that allows one to do things at a lower level, when necessary. SAS has kept that too ... which puts it waaaay above certain other languages/packages in that regard.

    2. Re: SAS get sued so often it boggles my mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said

  20. Percentage of what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assume, for the moment, that this twaddle is correct. How would you even measure what percentage of your software is Open Source vs. Proprietary? Not by budget. By packages? Does a Linux distro count as "one", then, or one per installed package? By lines of code? Good luck getting that from vendor.

  21. As Long As You Keep Using Theirs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SAS always thinks that they're worth the world - so SAS 60%, everything else can be open source, is what they mean. They don't make a browser, email client, or Office-type software. So let open source fill in around the edges so SAS users can complete their jobs. Perfectly understandable.

    I use Windows. There, I said it. I could use Linux, but the convenience of being able to interact with others (most of whom use Windows) without really thinking about it is worth something. And one key piece of proprietary software (don't use it much, but when I need it I need it) won't run in Linux, with or without Wine, and has no complete equivalent in the open source world. HOWEVER, the other software I use under Windows is mostly (by number of applications and by time they're in use) open source. My commercial/proprietary software focuses on a couple of specialties where it's very useful, providing well-designed and maintained tools at a reasonable price that works - as proprietary software should. Everything else is open source, or at least freeware, or is very very old. So I probably have SAS' percentages reversed - I'm more like 60% open source, maybe 75% if you ignore the Windows.

  22. 60/40 is exactly right. by Snufu · · Score: 3, Informative

    I have experimented with many mixtures of proprietary and open source software and discovered the ideal ratio when creating a document is: six pages in MS Word, four pages in Libre Office. Harmony and balance. However, it does slow down our team workflow. And making every document exactly ten pages doesn't speed things up either.

  23. Swapped? by Cyphase · · Score: 1

    Maybe they just mixed up the numbers from the Burtch Works survey.

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  24. Since I left IT and joined academia... by blind+biker · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's been many years since I worked in IT. I can see it now that it took me several minutes to decipher "SAS". In academia we use and love open source, and abbreviations such as "SAS" mean little to nothing. At first I thought "the British SAS? Or is it the Scandinavian Airlines (that would be more plausible)?" I guess it's not only me having left the world of IT industry but also the arbitrariness of the statement of 60% proprietary + 40% OS. I haven't had to deal with such BS in over a decade.

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    1. Re:Since I left IT and joined academia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a company. https://www.sas.com

      SaS is software as a service. Think something like ntpd or your phone.

  25. Re: open source is a good choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you update packages and deploy in production without testing your product, I wouldn't blame the uni freshmen but your poor practice..

  26. This is such a bad argument by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Every time there's a story about OSS software being less than perfect, someone always trots this tired crap out. "Oh if it isn't want you want you can just fix it!" That is complete bullshit and you should know it. If you don't, you are hopelessly naive.

    First off, most people are not programmers and many do not even have the request problem solving, analytical, and mathematical skills to become one. If you aren't a programmer, you can't just go and fix software. Becoming a programmer isn't magic either, you don't go and read a book and then you are good. It takes years of experience to get proficient, and decades to really master and is something you need to spend a lot of time on. If you think you are some hot-shit programmer and you "picked it up just by reading" and "just do it in your spare time" then guess what? You aren't near as good as you think you are.

    Second, even if someone is a programmer they may not have the requisite skills or knowledge to deal with a piece of software. Not all software is created equal, not all problems are the same to solve. Someone might be a programmer who's actually pretty good, but knows about making database code because that's what they do. However if they are trying to implement an algorithm for processing audio they might be lost because they don't understand how that works, it is another set of knowledge.

    Finally, even if someone does have the skills, knowledge and experience to do it, maybe they just don't want to spend the time. We all have only so much time to spend in a day, maybe they are not interested in dropping a bunch of time to fix something that is to them just a tool. They'd rather pay to have one that works and spend their time on other shit.

    So knock it off with the "oh it is open just do it yourself" crap. That is extremely silly, and you know it.

    1. Re:This is such a bad argument by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Except that with really popular ecosystems like R or Python, the chance that either someone will fix it or that the common interest will lead to it being fixed is quite a bit higher than with randomly picked piece of FLOSS.

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    2. Re:This is such a bad argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea isn't that just anybody can fix it, it's that it CAN BE FIXED. If you have an open solution and the developer stops supporting it or can't spend the time to fix a bug, you CAN hire/contract someone to work on it for you if you are unable to do so yourself. If your proprietary solution stops supporting or can't be bothered to fix a bug you're essentially fucked. Your only option then is forced migration.

      Yes, not everyone is a programmer, and even if they are it doesn't mean they know the logic/language/etc to fix the problem at hand, but you cannot ignore the fact that open source gives the OPTION of fixing software that proprietary applications cannot.

    3. Re:This is such a bad argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that conflict is easy to resolve:

      You misunderstood the word "you" in that context. Keep trying though.

      It helps if you remember to flip it around and try using the same version of "you" in a sentence about how you get changes made to proprietary software. ;) When "you" realize that "you" aren't the one typing in the code in either situation, then "you" can realize that "you" have the same relationship to the word "you" when "you" are begging a company that makes proprietary software to make the changes you want, or when "you" hire a programmer and order them to make the OSS changes you want.

      Now hopefully you can understand that in the phrase, "you can just fix it," the word "you" there includes doing it by proxy by hiring somebody. Like, duh.

    4. Re:This is such a bad argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the point. With open source, if you don't have the technical skills or time or whatever to improve the package you're using, if it's important to you then you can at least pay someone else to do it. With proprietary software, you can try to pay the original author or whoever has the source, which you might have success doing, but you have many, many more options with open source.

    5. Re: This is such a bad argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get out of here with all that common sense and logic you're spewing. Didn't you know this forum is only for peeps dealing with perfect data that's ETL'd and Analyzed for free?

  27. Gandhi said it best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

  28. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is SAS by the way? I know what R and Python are though...

  29. simpler rule: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An even simpler rule: Only use propriety software for which you have a reasonable and tested open source alternative, in case you really need this piece of software and the copyright protection decides you can not use the software this week, after you bought the software and are paying maintenance fees for it.

    I usually send an e-mail that they have 24h to jump on a plane (Autodesk is on the other side of the world) and fix it, after that I will use my rights according to EU law to reverse-engineer the copy protections (collaborating with other over the internet, so effectively publishing the "solutions" as well). If they indicate they need more time, we have to discuss damages, which is more costly than flying a team over here every day.
    This has happened many times, so now we are moving to Rhino 3D for 2D drafting work, just to get more sensible licensing, free conversion to networked licences and a much more productive interface as a bonus.

  30. Open source statistics and computing by TheOuterLinux · · Score: 1

    There is also GNU PSPP as an open source SPSS alternative and Octave as a Matlab alternative. For more stuff: https://theouterlinux.com/rese.... I tried to pick as many cross-platform open source software as I could. Any other suggestions would be awesome.

  31. Open source cheap way into market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone knows by now open source is a cheap way into market with a product. I know its not popular here to denounce open source, but its clear some people find support worse and lacks function over a proprietary software title. People use Libre Office because they are cheap, not because its better than Microsoft Office. Obviously open source give you a chance to find that more perfect application. But how well its supported or how long it is. Well that's something else.

    1. Re: Open source cheap way into market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long it is? It's Open Source dumbshit. It is forever long.

    2. Re:Open source cheap way into market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least one user prefers to use LibreOffice because it's a better product, and I'm sure I'm not alone.

      I've never found one person that actually believed that the "ribbon" interface was good or even made sense! You adapt to the ribbon because you're forced to, not because it's remotely good. And even THAT, LibreOffice now has a better version of and they made it optional!

      At this point MSOffice is running entirely on "that's the thing we've always used" rather than any technical merit. I guess Office365 has the benefit of being a browser based slow pile of trash if you need that sort of thing...

  32. Another reason why FOSS is potentially superior... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to commercial solutions in this context is that there are many more experienced users around. Until recently I was working in science and was trained in data analysis and statistics with open source C/C++, Python and R frameworks. Now I am looking for a job in industry and encounter two types of job announcements: those who want experience in data science with Python and/or R, and those who want experience in data science with SAS, SAP or other commercial frameworks, which I can immediately strike from my list.

    Due to their focus on corporate environments and lack of free amateur licences, an average mortal being cannot afford the high costs of such systems just to learn how they work. So the only way to get any experience with them is to work in a company which uses them. In contrast, I know teenagers that are already apt in Python programming.

    In the current situation, where there is a lack of data scientists, companies that use open source software have a clear advantage over those who use proprietary software.

  33. Wrong Focus by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

    As a community we have had the wrong focus with the fight over open versus closed software. It doesn't matter. While I prefer my software open source there are times when it just won't be made unless a commercial entity sells it under a closed source model.

    However the important fight that we have long neglected, and continue to do so for the most part, is for the open access to our data. I don't care how I created my data. It is mine and I should never be held hostage to access it. When an application is released it should include a document that explains how the data is stored so that other applications my access it. That way if work stops on the application for any reason (the person on an open source project stops working on it, a company goes out of business, ...) then it may be possible that other applications exist that support the format. By having the file format available it makes it easier for other developers to write import/export routines.

    There should be laws that protect people from determining the format of data files in order to provide support in their applications. In addition if they publish the details of the file format they will be protected from civil lawsuits.

    Too many companies use the format of their data files as a way to lock in customers and with every new release they change the document format. The data is mine, not the company's. I should be free to use the program of my choice to work on my data. And if someone sends me a file I shouldn't have to be required to own a copy of the application just to view the file.

    Make a better application and I will buy it but only if I can move my data over to it.

    1. Re:Wrong Focus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's too much like right though. And it's bad business sense to allow your hostag---- customers to go to your competition.

  34. Open source is the only sensible option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few reasons that commercial software is bad:
    1. Better support. Commercial vendors like IBM, Microsoft, and Oracle have nothing but contempt for you when reporting bugs. At least with open source, you have a good chance of getting the developers to fit it, or failing that you can fix yourself. With commercial offerings, you are stuck.
    2. Generally better quality. Even though OSS stacks are newer than their commercial predecessors, most metrics now seem to suggest that OS's quality has overtaken commercial quality, and continues to pull even further ahead.
    3. Vendor lockin - The Most Expensive Blunder for IT Incompetents, simply isn't an issue.
    4. No involvement with companies that fund patent aggression, and attack your business, like Microsoft.
    5. No license agreements that allow commercial vendors to audit you license compliance.
    6. Cheaper to deploy and maintain - at least running Linux desktops organisation wide in a large deployment, instead of Windows, can save hundreds of thousands in license fees, and massively reduce IT resource demands to support. Same goes for databases.
    7. Weeds out incompetents. Low skilled IT people will struggle with non-windows tech.

    1. Re:Open source is the only sensible option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. That's possible for some vendors, but the one thing you generally do get from proprietary software is accountability. You may not like Microsoft's support (and for the record, I've had relatively decent experiences with bug reports, but obviously anecdotal), but you can be assured that your VP of Engineering will have someone on the phone to bitch at and subsequently hang when necessary to accelerate shit. You will. not. get. that. with a number of OSS solutions, and I'm sorry Sparky, but OSS or not, ALL software will have a gamebreaker that requires escalation of this level. Full stop.

      2. No. Just...no. There's a large number of quality OSS solutions out there, but this statement is fucking nonsense. Feel free to cite these "metrics" from non-blog sources and I'll be more than happy to eat crow.

      3. Actually agree with this, especially as it relates to getting away from the Microsoft ecosystem and if you're entrenched in SharePoint/O365, which by the way, in reference to #2, has no OSS equal that integrates nearly as well with the desktop and AD. And say what you will about Microsoft, AD is one of the things they've done rather well.

      4. No argument. Then again, some of the larger clients using this software engage in this behavior themselves.

      5. Eh, you're taking count one way or another, be it licensing or support or both. I get your point however, and it's mostly valid.

      6. No, no, no, no. Stop making broad statements like this. Not only is this not axiomatic, I've personally seen it deployed en masse to greater than 20k employees AFTER a failed Linux desktop solution. That said, it DID require substantial vendor lock-in by extensive group policy and Windows Server pushing client images out. Once completed, however, the support and training costs were actually lower. Again, ancedotal, but let's not pretend this is true in all, or even the majority of cases, depending on your use cases, userbase, etc. As for databases? SQL has its place /shrug.

      7. Top. Fucking. Keks. What year is this? The NT4 Baby's First Cert GUI-monkey meme would appreciate being re-buried after this feat of necromancy. My Windows architects are just as well-equipped as my Unix big swinging dicks, and the Windows admins can not only do the job in Perl, but then do it in Powershell in half the time when they're done.

  35. Shocked they recommend ANY open source. by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    Look, they are selling closed software. Frankly it's shocking they recommend any open source. The numbers seem random to me, but then I did not read their so called report.

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  36. WARNING: PARENT POSTER IS A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're a stupid motherfucker, whining about the length of a post that was pretty short. You also seem to lack basic comprehension. You don't contribute anything useful to this site or to society in general. Fuck off.

    1. Re:WARNING: PARENT POSTER IS A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Not me, in case anyone's wondering.

      I would have put it more politely, perhaps in terms of "spending quite a lot of time trying to appear clever rather than actually being clever".

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  37. Shocked I am.... by mr.dreadful · · Score: 1

    WHAT? A commercial company releasing a pseudo-intellectual white paper to support a position that benefits them? I'm shocked! Besides, what is this, 1998? FUD? Really? You know the company that started the whole FUD thing just added support for Linux to their OS?

  38. Problems by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    I had a problem, so I hired SAS. Now I have 2,174 problems and no money to fix them.

    SAS' motto should be, "Our Cure Is Worse Than The Ailment"

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  39. SAS used here by gabrieltss · · Score: 1

    My company HEAVILY uses SAS. They use it for the predictive model. They just recent upgraded to SAS Visual Analytics. That requires Python and runs (no shit) 39 web applications on one Tomcat instance. It literally takes the server 45 minutes to boot up! It's ridiculous. It's purely a Java system that uses Flash for gods sake! It's cost is UNGODLY! for two servers (test and production) each with 24 cores was $100K+++++.

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  40. SAS is 100% right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The vast majority of line of business applications are proprietary. Just as an example show me all of the quality open source job cost accounting packages out there that a medium to large sized contractor might look at.

  41. No, shit by drolli · · Score: 1

    sometimes software has unexpected costs. Never heard of that before.

  42. Mockery is evidence? by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    Imagine if I wrote a high school essay claiming Hester Prynn in Hawthorne's Scarlet Letter was an aloof buffoon because I heard some kids telling jokes about her before class started.

  43. WARNING: PARENT POSTER IS A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER by lucm · · Score: 1

    If you want to make a graph to support your insults, maybe you should make sure the graph itself is not stupid. Being a self-righteous cunt is not enough, you need to dot your i's and cross your t's. I'm sure you'll do better next time now that you are aware of it.

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