Microsoft To Sell Customized Edition of Samsung Galaxy S8 Android Smartphones (zdnet.com)
Done with selling its own phones, Microsoft is getting back at the smartphone business. This time, selling Samsung's Android powered flagship S8 and S8 Plus smartphone. From a report: Microsoft says it is making available for pre-order the Samsung Galaxy S8 and Galaxy S8+ Microsoft Edition. Both phones will be available for purchase beginning April 21 at brick-and-mortar US Microsoft Store locations. Details as to exactly what "Microsoft Edition" means are scarce. But based on an email I received from a Microsoft spokesperson, I believe this means these phones will need to be unboxed inside a Microsoft Store, connected to the Microsoft Store Wi-Fi and automatically populated with Microsoft apps, including Office, OneDrive, Cortana, Outlook, and more Microsoft apps.
Will Microsoft also pay the licensing fees for all of Apple's patents that are being infringed upon by Samsung?
Why would people buy a phone to purposefully have crapware installed on it.
Microsoft still thinks they have some prestige to offer.
-jcr
The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
Microsoft must be falling apart from the inside.
I suppose Microsoft now wants to compete with Google's Android abuse. Take further advantage of the customer's lack of technical knowledge and lack of time to investigate? Try to make Android as abusive as Windows 10?
Windows 10 is possibly the worst spyware ever made. "Buried in the service agreement is permission to poke through everything on your PC."
What is the discount in exchange for having all these Microsoft programs pre-installed? 50%?
Will it come with the new China-approved OS complete with the even more excessive censorware and spyware build-in?
That's a fine tracking device you have there citizen. The morgue won't even need to give you a toe tag when you die.
Not even Apple has that much friggin hubris.
Microsoft To Sell Customized Edition of Samsung Galaxy S8 Android Smartphones
I think you mean "to offer for sale", because they sure as fuck aren't gonna actually sell any!
Nooooo..
Have you fscked your local propeller head today?
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...create a version of Windows Phone for the top selling phones, and sell it. Basically get into the phone OS business, like with PC Windows.
it will be just the same as any other Samsung phone but will come complete with added spyware (sorry Telemetry to "improve the customer experience")
it is coming!
I thought the big plan was for them to step back for a year and finally get a low-powered x86 mobile chip and clean the market up with the Surface Phone. It would be a portable PC with docking and all that.
Now they are just going to shit the bed with a Samsung co-brand? Really?
Sounds like a really explosive idea!
Yeah, 'cause I want not only the Samsung bloatware on my phone, I want Microsoft crapware on my phone as well. *rolls eyes*. This phone will sell well.
This has to be a leaked April Fools joke, it just makes no sense.
in the middle of a vital call, like to 911, the phone will update crapware and reboot, taking another 10 minutes of spinny dot time telling you to not shut it down.
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
Sell. Does that mean offer for sale or actually complete the transaction and have real people purchase the devices?
Why would you do this?
Do they actually expect that people are going to go for an Android phone from Samsung, that's been infected with microsnot crapware? People who want microsnot crapware will buy a windoze fone. Buying a Samsung phone from microsnot is like buying dinner from Gordon Ramsay, made with recipes from Jamie Oliver's cook book, with a random course of the meal laced with arsenic.
For a personal phone, this would be annoying. However if it's a work-phone then having some of these installed and setup might actually be useful.
I like it! Sign me up! Now bend over.
I'd say it's for Samsung to have a direct-to-home sales channel, like Apple. Right now, Samsung has Samsung stores, but they're pretty useless - you can't buy phones there or anything. This way, Samsung has a way to sell users what they want - an unlocked S8 phone off contract, like Apple with the iPhone. Microsoft sold their phones off contract and unlocked, so selling through Microsoft might be a way to get unlocked, off contract S8.
This is especially timely, since Microsoft Phone is pretty much dead, and Microsoft could also promote the S8 as the official phone for their Android development and official phone on Microsoft campus, as well.
All that and an encrypted channel to Microsoft's database where it collects every last drop of information it can.
^WPatents.
Including Samsung. ...), not speaking of this Customized Edition.
I've read that the S8 already includes M$ apps (Word, Excel
M$ apps on an Android phone !
Makes no sense, except when you know that M$ is making tons of cash using patents and secret deals with phones manufacturers.
Any whistle-blower to show us these stupid patents ?
Totof
Two of the most despicable companies around together in bed. Pretty.
Well, at least they are being honest about that brick part.
Have gnu, will travel.
"Microsoft To Sell Customized Edition of Samsung Galaxy S8 Android Smartphones"
TRANSLATION:
"Microsoft Plans To Turn A Decent Phone Into Another Malware-Loaded Craptastic Piece Of Shit""
Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
This version of the phone comes with terrible Samsung software with an extra layer of terrible Microsoft software on top.
I wonder if you can get it with about 10 useless AT&T apps that you can't remove, or maybe some Verizon spyware?
What's not to love?
Sell it as a download you can install on your own phone. Kinda like installing on your computer.
Is this a precursor to what then happened to Nokia ?
Embrace, extend, extinguish
On top of an already slow UI! ;P
Aside, it is actually a brilliant move to sweat their retail assets. Though I can't imagine why they couldn't pre-burn the phones with these apps. Maybe they did not want to dedicate volumes to Microsoft and they are very unsure of how many units will actually sell through this channel.
Would consumers get discounts considering the bloatware they're forced to install if buying from Microsoft?
I don't see this selling well, and the idea seems a bit like this to me: "Hey, I had that turkey club last time I was here, and it was pretty good. This time, can I get it with a big dog turd on it?"
This is a hacked account, for which the owner can not be held responsible.
If M$ phone wasn't dead it most certainly will be now. Oh the humiliation for M$ to be selling Android, does it pay itself licence fees. The only reason is they have to be able to sell smart phones to make the stores work and M$ phones will not bring in customers. M$'s abuses with Windows 10 is killing it as a consumer friendly market place and they are desperate to maintain some sort of market relevance. Yet they still stubbornly and stupidly refuse to produce and sell Windows SE a private versions and have the free anal probe version for those unfortunate enough not to be able to work through Linux or pay for Apple.
Investors have got to be looking at M$ and wandering, what the fuck, when it comes to the extremely desperate move of selling Android from it's stores, wow, just wow. What next M$ Ubuntu.
Chaos - everything, everywhere, everywhen
Is this a win for open source or a loss?
Or is it embrace and extend?
I'm not sure what extension they're adding.
Pretty confused right now as it's wrong on so many levels.
It's a "cancer" in your pocket f'sure.
Why UNIX?
Im officially DONE with windows phones, I have to use one as work software tie ins require it, bought a spare Lumia635 as a backup as at time it was promised a Win 10 upgrade, which never happened due to ram constraints. Now Messenger, Whatsapp, and even Skpe have been pulled , Im done! Fool me once, shame on you....
If the "Microsoft Exclusive" version had a flat screen and a removable battery I'd camp out to be the first to buy one. I really liked the last two Galaxy phones I've had but have no interest in a curved screen. I also used my last several phones long enough that the battery life had degraded substantially, so having an easy way to replace it would make a phone much more desirable to me.