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Musk Trolls Shorts as Tesla's Value Hits Record, Passes Ford (bloomberg.com)

Tesla's Elon Musk poked fun at short sellers as his electric-car maker's stock surged to a record, vaulting its market value past century-old rival Ford. From a report on Bloomberg: "Stormy weather in Shortville..." the chief executive officer tweeted Monday, as Tesla shares climbed as much as 5.8 percent. The maker of Model S sedans and Model X crossovers saw its capitalization surge to about $48.2 billion, $3.1 billion more than Ford, the No. 2 automaker in the U.S. after General Motors Co. Tesla has long been a popular target by short sellers such as Jim Chanos, who famously bet early on energy company Enron's failure -- and was proved right. Short interest in Tesla has risen to 29 percent of its free float from a 52-week low of 20 percent in mid-October, according to Markit data. Tesla's move past Ford came one day after Musk's company reported worldwide shipments of 25,000 cars and SUVs in the first quarter, exceeding analysts' estimates. While Ford delivered about nine times as many vehicles in just the U.S. last month, its sales missed projections and the shares fell.

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  1. Evidence of the second economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Startups valued more than established companies.

    1. Re:Evidence of the second economy by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Startups valued more than established companies.

      20 years ago, some silly people thought that Amazon would be worth more than Sears.
      They were off by a factor of 300.

      Amazon's market cap: $430B
      Sear's market cap: $1.2B

    2. Re:Evidence of the second economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Difference is that in 2017 Amazon and Ford are a real, huge businesses while Sears may as well not exist and Tesla is an unprofitable, trendy, boutique auto manufacturer that caters to virtue signalling environmentalists and Elon Musk cultists.

    3. Re: Evidence of the second economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And people who hate wasting their time filling up fuel tanks, or people that are seeing the trend in petrol prices that tells us we won't be able to afford fuel in 15 years, so we had better support alternatives.

      In Australia the tipping point is around $2.00 per litre. We've had a hyatus for 18 months now, but the price is starting to climb again. $0.20 jump in 5 months with fuel prices routinely above $1.30. Depending on OPEC we could be seeing $2.00 in 2 years or 10, and with virtually no wage growth (according to current figures) the $2.00 mark isn't likely to move up.

      A tesla 3 currently reduces fuel costs to $12 per week, compared to $60 for regular fuel, and that's if you pull power from the grid instead of your roof.

      In 10 years the cost of a 4th gen tesla will be the same as the average family car, and replacement batteries will be $5000 after 10 years regular use. That looks a whole lot better than $100 per week.

  2. Absurd by sjbe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The maker of Model S sedans and Model X crossovers saw its capitalization surge to about $48.2 billion, $3.1 billion more than Ford, the No. 2 automaker in the U.S. after General Motors Co.

    I'm sorry but as much as I respect Elon Musk and Tesla that is absolutely absurd. Tesla having a market cap bigger than Ford makes no rational sense even with the most optimistic possible growth expectations for Tesla. The company has never made a sustained profit, it's revenues are a fraction of Ford, and it has no reasonable prospect of the sort of exceptional margins or market control that could possibly justify such a valuation. Yes some of their products are awesome but that doesn't justify a dotcom era valuation. There might be a short squeeze but the shorts are right. Telsla is hugely over valued.

    The only upside to Telsa being over valued is that it gives them a lot of breathing room to build the company which is good for the future of EVs.

    1. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Makes more sense than some of these internet companies that manufacture nothing having even larger market caps.

    2. Re:Absurd by haruchai · · Score: 1

      The only upside to Telsa being over valued is that it gives them a lot of breathing room to build the company which is good for the future of EVs.

      Not sure how much breathing room they have if there's a misstep, e.g., a screwup with Model 3, poor performance by Solar City or a market slump.
      From the end of 2015 through mid-Feb 2016, the stock by NINETY DOLLARS. While it more than recovered by April, there was another more gradual slide of $50 that began almost immediately and didn't turn around until early Dec 2016.

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    3. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously have no concept of the present value of future revenue. Do you even understand that Tesla is more than just cars? Do you realize the sheer value of the patents and IP that they own, and the threat that this presents to the status quo? Must is a once-in-a-generation visionary, an Edison or a Bell or a Jobs, and look where their companies wound up. Smart people understand it may be worth a small premium now to ensure that years from now you will not be kicking yourself in the ass wishing you'd gotten in from now even if the price was a little steep. Everything he touches turns to gold because the man can see what others cannot, even though it sits in front of us in plain sight.

    4. Re:Absurd by ChrisMaple · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Tesla is growing rapidly and has a price/sales of 6.98. That may be risky, but it's not out of line for a fast growing company.

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    5. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it looks like a bubble, it probably is one. Tesla's overvalue is hype-related. When the hype dies down as more and more car makers switch to EV's, there's no reason to keep Tesla more as it does to keep investing in Maserati or even Porsche.

    6. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not kidding! How is a company that sells more F-150s in a quarter (about 225,000) than another has sold in its entire lifetime worth 1/16 of the second one? That's just stupidity.

      Even with 400,000 preorders for the Model 3...that's still HALF of what Ford has sold for F-150s alone in each year. And Ford sells a lot more than just the F-150.

    7. Re:Absurd by pastafazou · · Score: 2
      2016 sales numbers:
      • Ford Motor Company Total Sales 2016: 2,614,697 units sold
      • Ford Lincoln line: 111,724 units sold.
      • Ford F150: 382,561 units sold.
      • All Ford F Series: 820,799 units sold.
      • Ford Mustang: 105,932 units sold.
      • Tesla, all models: 76,230 units sold.

      So there's something definitely wrong with Tesla's valuation.

    8. Re:Absurd by seoras · · Score: 1

      No, it's pretty standard for a tech company. Car companies aren't just automobile makers anymore.
      Software/hardware is becoming the key differentiator in that market place as there's nothing else remaining to differentiate product on.
      Stock market valuations of 40x or 50x revenue are based on future value not present value.
      We've been seeing this for decades on the NASDAQ.
      Also just because you sell 10x more product it doesn't necessarily mean your profit, and bottom line, is going to be better either.
      The smart phone market is a good example of this.

    9. Re:Absurd by TWX · · Score: 1

      There's one that's still going strong...

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    10. Re:Absurd by blackomegax · · Score: 3, Funny

      Tesla sells supercars and luxury SUVs that are futuristic EV's that *work* and look good. Tesla IS the future of cars. Ford sells shitboxes that break down all the time and still burn gas. I know which i'd buy.

    11. Re:Absurd by TWX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The value of a company is often based on perceived potential. Right now, Tesla has demonstrated viable products in an up and coming market that's perceived as being on the cusp of exploding in growth. Also, Tesla is more than just cars, the formal merger with SolarCity solidifies their presence in the market for home solar, home battery storage, and commercial power storage, and their existing plans for battery production might also benefit them well as a wholesaler of batteries to their competitors or to others with electric power ideas.

      I wouldn't be surprised if Tesla also benefits from bleed-over from Musk's other headline-grabbing company, SpaceX. Successes with his companies, especially on viably bringing engineering projects to market as functional products probably bolsters all of them. Right now both companies appear to be making good engineering decisions, and if they continue to do so then they could end up being major disruptions to both markets.

      Ideally all of the automakers would bring electrics to market with conventional styling; I really don't care for how most special-just-to-be-special bodywork is styled for electrics. To my eye, Tesla's cars look less like they're trying to be different as electrics than Toyota's or GM's, and this works a lot better than weird body shapes and bolt-on different color panels around the windows and beltline.

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    12. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it looks like a bubble, it probably is one. Tesla's overvalue is hype-related. When the hype dies down as more and more car makers switch to EV's, there's no reason to keep Tesla more as it does to keep investing in Maserati or even Porsche.

      That you can even consider comparing Tesla with Porche (a company which, as a side issue, happens to own Volkswagen group) shows there's something serious behind Tesla. It's not a guaranteed success, but just a few years ago you would have made the same comments about Apple vs. Nokia and LG. Nokia also thought of the idea of the smartphone, however only Apple showed true commitment to it. Thus they took the market. Tesla is committed to electric cars in a way nobody else serious is.

    13. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll believe the main stream car makers can compete in the electric space when I see it.

      Tesla is the only company that has the battery capacity to make it viable - right now if a mainstream car maker wants to compete at scale - they're going to have to buy their batteries from Tesla.

    14. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Minor accounting error there. You're comparing market valuation and company assets. That ignores company debts. Ford has a whopping $150 billion debt. (Rough numbers; about $100 billion long-term and $50B short-term. Latter obviously varies). No wonder its market cap is "only" $45 billion. The total Ford company is worth about 200 billion. Tesla is valued at about a quarter of that, but since they're almost free of debt (~$7B) that translates almost entirely into market cap.

    15. Re:Absurd by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      So why don't you just short sell Tesla and get rich?

    16. Re:Absurd by gman003 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Tesla might not be able to reach Ford's current sales volume in the foreseeable future, but perhaps Ford's stock is sliding because investors expect its sales volume to shrink considerably? Ford doesn't have a BEV program, doesn't have a good AI program, and isn't even making cars that sell well internationally. They've bet fairly big on SUVs, crossovers and pickups, which are currently selling like hotcakes in the US, but not hugely well anywhere else. If the rest of the world passes heavy fuel-efficiency regulations, that would basically limit Ford to just domestic sales - and while it's unlikely Trump is going to tax CO2, the next administration certainly could, and California is trying to even now.

      Tesla is also in position to win even if they lose. BEVs are looking like they'll be a pretty big market, and Tesla built a big-ass battery factory. Even if nobody buys a Model 3, whatever car they buy instead will probably have Tesla batteries inside it. Their ramp-up on batteries seems to be going smoother than their ramp-up of full cars.

    17. Re:Absurd by gman003 · · Score: 1

      Past performance is no guarantee of future success. Unless they're still on lease, the cars Ford sold last quarter aren't bringing in any money.

    18. Re:Absurd by nilremk · · Score: 1

      Whoever solves the 'self-driving car' problem will make an absurd amount of money, people are betting Elon will win that race.

    19. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carbon credit scam is profitable. Who knew?

    20. Re:Absurd by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      Tesla having a market cap bigger than Ford makes no rational sense even with the most optimistic possible growth expectations for Tesla.

      It doesn't make sense until you recognize they have a good chance of becoming the dominant car and battery manufacturer on a global scale, though it may take a decade.

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    21. Re:Absurd by Luthair · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Tesla produced ~80,000 cars last year, Ford produced 6.7-million. From a purely numbers perspective its pretty much inconceivable that Tesla will approach Ford for decades, obviously Ford also has a correspondingly larger number of assets and there is considerably more risk in Tesla's future than Fords.

    22. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they're going to have to buy their batteries from Tesla

      Or skip Tesla and buy them straight from China, as Tesla does.

    23. Re:Absurd by Luthair · · Score: 1

      Do you realize the sheer value of the patents and IP that they own, and the threat that this presents to the status quo?

      The same can be said for any automotive manufacturer.

    24. Re:Absurd by shilly · · Score: 1

      Agree with your point about styling. It's one of the things I like about my Renault Zoe. Electric, yes, fairly distinctive, yes, but not ... weird.

    25. Re: Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone, which is why it gives power to stupid people that want to destroy the environment. It is fiat. This isn't what this is about, though.

    26. Re:Absurd by xfizik · · Score: 2

      Business is not about manufacturing something, it's about selling something. You can (hypothetically) make the best car in the world and make no profit, while Google will make tens of billions in advertisement. Internet companies that manufacture nothing sell advertising, user data, and other services that may or may not have a physical form. As long as they sell something people are willing to buy, they are viable.

    27. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the sheer value of the patents and IP that they own

      Mostly design-related and therefore worthless to anyone but Tesla itself, so the numbers have no meaning. They have no patents on the battery tech, because it's all existing third-party battery models.

    28. Re:Absurd by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      How did Tesla sales figures compare to Ford's all-electric models?

      (note: Ford is planning an all-electric vehicle in...2020)

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    29. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Is that true? I would think that they make money on parts and extended warranty sales.

    30. Re:Absurd by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      So why don't you just short sell Tesla and get rich?

      Because that would require two nickels to rub together.

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    31. Re:Absurd by OverlordQ · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What? Their P/E ratio was -53 for 2016. And it's -103 so far this year. They DEEEEEEEEEEP, in the fucking hole.

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    32. Re:Absurd by OrangeTide · · Score: 2

      But can Ford grow any more? What potential does it really have? Speculation is a big part of what drives a stock price. A scenario where Tesla takes market share from Ford is plausible. But one where Ford grows 10x in size is not plausible.

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    33. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Porsche is owned by Volkswagen, not the other way around.

    34. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla has $4.7 Billion in equity. So, based on the $48.2 billion market cap, that means Tesla's value is 10% equity, 90% good will. That's a stock with a LOT of room to drop, and not much room to grow.

    35. Re: Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla is not the only one that can do this that the only one willing to sell small unit numbers of $85k cars, you could get an f150 to go 230 miles on battery of you put a $40k battery in it.

      The real question will be what happens with the model 3, Ford, Honda, GM don't give two shits about the people willing to drop 100k on a car as lot business those people aren't looking at the Tesla vs a Civic anyway. Even at 35k the model 3 is pricy, you can buy a lot of gas for the 15k price difference between that and a Civic.

    36. Re:Absurd by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> To my eye, Tesla's cars look less like they're trying to be different as electrics than Toyota's or GM's,

      Maybe, but to my eye Tesla's styling is unattractive, especially the front grill. Its somewhere between bland and downright ugly. Kinda like nearly all German cars.

    37. Re: Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what do you drive?

    38. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take the one that I can repair myself.

    39. Re:Absurd by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Tesla produced ~80,000 cars last year, Ford produced 6.7-million. From a purely numbers perspective its pretty much inconceivable that Tesla will approach Ford for decades, obviously Ford also has a correspondingly larger number of assets and there is considerably more risk in Tesla's future than Fords.

      Um, like, you mean like the same Ford that took a cozy hayride to Washington a few years back, with Chrysler and GM, to, like, ask the government for taxpayer money to pay for their mistakes, because they all were "too big to fail" . . . ? You mean, like, that Ford?

      Tesla doesn't need to overtake Ford in sales . . . they just need to wait for Ford to bankrupt themselves again. And maybe . . . just maybe . . . the folks paying taxes won't be willing to pick up the tab this time around.

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    40. Re:Absurd by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Um, like, you mean like the same Ford that took a cozy hayride to Washington a few years back, with Chrysler and GM, to, like, ask the government for taxpayer money to pay for their mistakes, because they all were "too big to fail" . . . ? You mean, like, that Ford?

      Except of the three, Ford didn't really need to be bailed out. It only asked to be included in the bailout because if it wasn't, it would be the only automaker of the big three that wasn't getting massive government subsidies, thereby forcing it to compete in an unfair market.

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    41. Re:Absurd by HumanWiki · · Score: 1

      Tesla sells supercars and luxury SUVs that are futuristic EV's that *work* and look good. Tesla IS the future of cars.

      Ford sells shitboxes that break down all the time and still burn gas.

      I know which i'd buy.

      Looks are subjective and while I'm not a fan of Ford, I think Teslas look like they have extra chromosomes and their interiors are drab at best.

    42. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ford's equity makes up about 65% of its market cap. Tesla's equity makes up less than 10% of its market cap. So, it is true that Ford is saddled by debt, but Tesla's value is far more based on hopes and dreams than it is actual earning capacity.

    43. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GM and Chrysler got a government bailout. Ford did not.

    44. Re:Absurd by segedunum · · Score: 1

      The fact that Musk did this tells you how important the share price is to Tesla.

    45. Re:Absurd by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      That's kind of similar to the argument that Dell should be worth more than Apple, because they ship more PCs. If you're going to look at a 'purely numbers perspective' you need to take into consideration the profit margin, which you didn't.

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    46. Re:Absurd by TWX · · Score: 1

      I wish Nissan would look at this and realize that the Leaf doesn't need those awful kermit-the-frog headlight assemblies that stick up out of the hood.

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    47. Re:Absurd by TWX · · Score: 1

      I don't see anything especially wrong with the front facia of the Tesla. I see some design cues that were commonplace on the last of the MN-12 Ford Thunderbirds, as well as a grille style that's common on the Renault and Citroen makes.

      I actually prefer the look of the protoype Model 3, which essentially has no grille, but nothing about the Model S or X basic styling offends me. I don't care for the Model X's rear doors though, that seems like it's more trouble than it's worth and requires overhead clearance that may not be available in most residential garages.

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    48. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fun facts time!

      1) Ford only took the "bailout" because the government insisted. Ford repaid the loan immediately. Contrast that with Chrysler, who used the loan to attract a buyer, and GM who defaulted on the loan and was owned by the government for a couple of years until they could buy their shares back.
      2) Tesla also took that same "bailout" loan in a proportionally smaller amount. They, like Ford, repaid their loan well in advance of its term.

    49. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ford is the second best selling car manufacturer in Europe, they've sold more than 1 million vehicles in China for the last two years, and do quite well in South America. Ford doesn't sell American style trucks outside of North America. They sell things like the Fiesta.

      Despite being absolutely clueless and incapable of using Google, you get rated insightful.

    50. Re:Absurd by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      How much can Tesla grow? I read a recent article in Forbes that Tesla is going to produce 2,000 Tesla 3's at $60K a piece the first year, not 20,000 at $30K as targeted by Musk

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    51. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla sells neither supercars nor luxury cars.

      No, the Model S 0-60 time does not make it a supercar any more than strapping a V12 to a Toyota Camry would.
      And their cars are not in any sense 'luxury', they're barely what Ford and Toyota would call "premium".

    52. Re: Absurd by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Forbes says the Model 3 will end up selling for more like $60K. They were speculating it was the reason why the low end Model S was removed, so it wouldn't complete with the Model 3.

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    53. Re:Absurd by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Tesla produced ~80,000 cars last year, Ford produced 6.7-million.

      One way to look at it would be that Tesla's rise has been far greater than Fords at a time when the market was already saturated. Downplaying Tesla because of Ford is ridiculous when you consider how long Ford pottered around with sub par sales offering something with which no one was competing.

      But you're right, it's not all about numbers. Who would you gun for in an economy where carbon is a toxic word? Ford who took government handouts in parts of the world only to completely shutdown and abandon car manufacturing there? Or a company which speaks the correct environmental language at a time when much of the world only cares about going green?

    54. Re:Absurd by toadlife · · Score: 1

      I don't who will win in the end, but as of now, Tesla's competitors are not sitting around on the sidelines.

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    55. Re:Absurd by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      How much can Tesla grow? I read a recent article in Forbes that Tesla is going to produce 2,000 Tesla 3's at $60K a piece the first year, not 20,000 at $30K as targeted by Musk

      Keep reading. That same article was suggesting production runs of 40000 in the second year.

      So how much can Tesla grow? Well if they add the pessimistic Forbes figures to their current production they'll just keep going on the same trend they've been on the past 2 years.

    56. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla sells supercars and luxury SUVs

      Tesla builds shit box lemons that they change luxury prices for.

    57. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did Tesla sales figures compare to Ford's all-electric models?

      (note: Ford is planning an all-electric vehicle in...2020)

      Who the fuck cares. Electric cars are pieces of shit.

    58. Re:Absurd by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The same can be said for any automotive manufacturer.

      Ford has patents, but not many that matter. Tesla has crucial patents in self-driving tech, navigation, electric engines, and battery tech. Those are the future of cars. Anyone who wants to play will have to knock on Elon's door.

    59. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you know Ford didn't take the handout the other two American car manufacturers did?

      THAT Ford, spend less time marrying salad dressing and more time knowing what you're talking about

    60. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ford can triple in size just on the explosively growing Chinese market alone.

      Meanwhile Telsas can only be afforded by upper middle class or better. The rest only buy used, so it will be 5-10 years before a typical suburb dweller will even see Telsa as an option.

    61. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ford has massive pension and health care benefits that they are paying to a very large amount of people. That makes a difference. Tesla doesn't have the baggage that traditional US car companies have. Their equipment and infrastructure is all state-of-the-art, whereas US companies have a lot of legacy plants to deal with. Being non-union makes a difference, and I expect to see the automation to keep the work force from growing dramatically.

    62. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you can call them supercars, but they don't feel and look like luxury on the inside, but I suppose you could say the same about Ferrari's.

    63. Re:Absurd by toadlife · · Score: 1

      Unless they're still on lease, the cars Ford sold last quarter aren't bringing in any money.

      Given how auto leases work, that doesn't make any sense.

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    64. Re:Absurd by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Especially since the Chinese built this fancy new factory in Chinavada.

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    65. Re:Absurd by BradMajors · · Score: 1

      There is a big difference.

      Ford sells all of those cars for a profit.

      Tesla sells all their cars for a loss.

    66. Re:Absurd by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 1

      I came here to say the exact same thing. He may be riding high right now, but at some point, investors do expect consistent profits. The market for electric cars is not that broad unless they can get withing 15% or so of ICE powered cars price wise and cost of ownership. The other big utility hit is the ability of ICE gasoline cars to refuel in under 5 minutes.

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    67. Re:Absurd by JustNiz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I saw a model X at my local coffee shop the other day, The owner had parked with both rear doors open, obviously attention whoring.
      Before I cast final judgement on the practicality of the wing doors I think I would have to live with them to experience the plusses and minusses. I could certainly see how a low garage like mine could block them, for example. I couldn;t see much advantage, especially as its the rear doors not front ones, so unless you have kids they won;t really get used much,

      To me, the styling of the car itself looked disjointed and awkward, especially as the front doors open conventionally. I think it clearly falls somewhere between ugly and bland, but lots of people were looking at it, so I'm almost certainly in the minority. In person its very reminiscent of an enlarged Nissan Leaf, or maybe one of those cars for disabled people in wheelchairs. It definately didn't look like it should cost anything like the $85k+ base price. The interior was also very soulless and surprisingly cheap-looking. Looking at the shut lines and other details, it was clear that the build quality was no better than the average 30k Hyundai or whatever. I think most people looking at it who didn't already know what it was, would almost cetainly guess it was a $30-35k car.

    68. Re: Absurd by muffen · · Score: 1

      You are right in everything you say, however, you are not calculating lifetime value. Once everything is in place, Superchargers = profit for tesla, they will be selling cars with a ton of tech you have to pay to unlock, so autopilot = profit (assuming you didn't unlock all when buying the car). For the foreseeable future, service must be done by tesla, so more profit. How much does Ford make after selling the car? In 10 years, tesla will be making bigger profits than Ford.

    69. Re:Absurd by gman003 · · Score: 1

      I'll grant you the parts, but it's mostly dealers who make money off the extended warranties.

    70. Re: Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ford has patents, but not many that matter. Tesla has crucial patents in self-driving tech, navigation, electric engines, and battery tech. Those are the future of cars. Anyone who wants to play will have to knock on Elon's door.

      They could knock on his door, but it would be to thank him for letting them use the tesla patents, not for asking permission:

      https://www.tesla.com/blog/all-our-patent-are-belong-you?redirect=no

    71. Re: Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because it is a $35k car, with $35k of batteries stacked onto it.

      Tesla make mediocre vehicles that they sell at luxury level prices purely due to the cost of the batteries. If it was otherwise identical but used a standard ICE then Tesla would be selling at Camry prices and getting their ass handed to them by Toyota...

    72. Re:Absurd by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

      Couldn't agree more that they're massively overvalued. Ford sold 2.6M cars/trucks in the US alone, took in $151B overall, and made profits of $10.4B in FY 2016.

      Tesla? $7B in total revenue with a loss of $746M for the FY, and only sold 76k vehicles total. Yeah, I see why they're worth more.

      I love their technology and really hope that their cars are a big part of the future, but their market cap is driven by nothing but hype and hope.

    73. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla, like nearly every technoid startup in the last couple of decades, is in business to sell itself to somebody else. Musk or no Musk - and how did he get his billion$ to start with? The main question is whether they can, eventually, at least break even on sales; if they do, somebody like Ford or GM will buy them after the stock price regularizes. In the meantime, Tesla can get great headline, build factories for cars and batteries (the latter being joint with a Real Battery Company and therefore salable as-is), and collect various government incentives for those electric cars and, eventually, battery plants for utilities. Yes, they will make money, but most of it will come from the billion$ somebody will come up with to buy them out once production looks profitable.

      What *would* be funny, though, would be seeing Tesla buy Ford. Arguably, that would be an interesting combination, and would probably also extinguish FCA and hurt GM, Toyota, and others in the short-medium term. With Ford still being largely family-owned and -run the decision process for a combination, in either direction, would be much less convoluted than at, say, GM.

    74. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yup - they got their bailout years before. And Tesla has been on consistent bailout since the beginning - else they wouldn't event exist.

    75. Re: Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps they were betting that other carmakers would be discouraged by the mid-$30K price bogey of the Model 3, and not try to compete. Then GM noodled around and came up with the Bolt, which *does* compete, and it's available in quantity now instead of next.year.sometime. Oops. GM called Tesla's bluff on that one. We'll see how the competition works in the Real World, now.

      I like the Bolt's body style. More practical than the over-styled Volt. If it had a "range extender" like the Volt or the BMW electrics (perhaps optional, as with BMW), it would be practical as a small family car.

    76. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Explain how Tesla made a profit last quarter despite loads of capital construction costs fuckstick

    77. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus ... Ford has the all-electric Focus, and hybrid C-Max and Fusion (the latter getting very good ratings in most reviews). They may not have an electrics-everywhere plan, but they aren't absent from that market space. And their electric Focus is a Leaf competitor not a Tesla. Arguably, they have the right proportion given the market share of electrics in general (miniscule). Ford's competition on the electric front isn't Tesla, it's GM which *does* have one good electric now. Ford is ahead of GM on the hybrid front, though - all GM seems to have is very mild (belt-drive) hybrids, a very expensive and seldom-sold full-size truck hybrid, and the Volt, while Ford has had 2 in series production for more than 5 years (with the hybrid Escape transitioning to the CMax) and could, if it wanted to, quickly expand that across the line.

      Interesting: on one of my regular trips around town, I often see a Tesla S parked at the curb in a residential area. It apparently lives there. No local charger. Must be from the early production run when they all got free use of a Supercharger station (of which there is one in town).

    78. Re:Absurd by Solandri · · Score: 2

      Ford. Price to Earnings ratio of 9.95, Earnings per share of 1.15. Revenue of $151.8 billion in 2016.

      Tesla. Price to Earnings ratio of -63.79 (they lost money). Earnings per share of -4.68 (Tesla lost 4x more per share than Ford made). Revenue of $7 billion in 2016.

      Basically, for Tesla to be priced where it is (assuming a "reasonable" P/E ratio of 10), you're betting that its earnings are going to reach $16 billion/yr. If you go by the average 5% profit margin for major automakers, this means you expect Tesla to become a $320 billion/yr revenue company. Or the third biggest company in the world after Walmart and China's national power company.

      Good luck with that bet. The Chevy Bolt has set a really high bar for the Tesla Model 3 to meet. If you're one of those people expecting the Model 3 to give you Model S quality and features at a Bolt price, you're going to be in for a major disappointment.

    79. Re: Absurd by TWX · · Score: 1

      That isn't entirely true. The acceleration performance is a lot higher because electrics develop all of their torque off-zero RPM, and the interior on even the lowest-end car follows the glass-cockpit model if you're into that sort of thing. Those kinds of features are not found on Camrys.

      It would probably be more accurate to compare Tesla to Lexus than to Toyota.

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    80. Re: Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, Gramps. Buy a car that breaks, but you can repair, vs a car that doesn't break.

    81. Re: Absurd by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      Horse-drawn is where it's really at.

    82. Re: Absurd by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      Sounds like AOL/TimeWarner all over again. Like gluing a dolphin and a pelican together because you want to make a creature that can both fly and swim.

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    83. Re:Absurd by misexistentialist · · Score: 2

      Almost all of the debt is from customer financing, and is therefore basically an asset, though maybe you can question the quality

    84. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoever solves the 'self-driving car' problem will make an absurd amount of money, people are betting Elon will win that race.

      And the people are known as morons.

    85. Re: Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would probably be more accurate to compare Tesla to a Yugo than to Toyota.

      Fixed that for you.

    86. Re: Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok Moron. Go on stupidly believing electric pieces of shit don't break.

    87. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? Their P/E ratio was -53 for 2016. And it's -103 so far this year. They DEEEEEEEEEEP, in the fucking hole.

      Because they're spending capital to grow their sales by a factor of 10.
      This year Tesla is on track to make $10 Billion sales with a gross margin of 25%.
      If all goes to plan by 2020 they'll have $100 Billion in sales.
      If that succeeds they could easily get another factor of 10 in sales by 2030. That's $ 1000 Billion.

      That's where the valuation comes from.
      Anyway go ahead and short them if you're so sure.

    88. Re:Absurd by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      They did? I guess having an "expected" profit of $0.10 per share, but ending up losing $0.87 per share counts as a profit?

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    89. Re: Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every component eventually succumbs to wear. Battery chemistry doubly so.

    90. Re: Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lexus have much better interiors and build quality than Tesla.

      A Model S interior is much the same as a fully optioned Camry.

    91. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Large growth is what you seek from early ventures like Tesla. You'd want 100% per year until it becomes Ford. In the future, when Tesla is stable, you're looking at steady profits which grow slowly but also quite steadily. And Ford is in that future.

    92. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because markets can stay irrational longer than I can stay solvent. (John Maynard Keynes)

    93. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Tesla is overvalued, but you're conflating profit margins with revenue. Tesla has the highest gross margins in the industry and isn't so much losing money as spending a lot to build out plant and equipment. Tesla's revenue is growing steadily and it will probably double it in the next 12 months.

      The interesting thing to see will be what happens with the Model 3 release and what it does when the "Gigafactory" nears completion. I've heard that Tesla is negotiating payment terms with Model 3 parts suppliers such that it won't have to pay for parts until after it has received payment for the vehicle the parts were used in. This could mean that the new car becomes a cash generating machine if its margins are similar to its existing models.

    94. Re:Absurd by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1

      I wish Nissan would look at this and realize that the Leaf doesn't need those awful kermit-the-frog headlight assemblies that stick up out of the hood.

      But someone must continue the legacy of the Citroen Deus Chevaux! :-)

    95. Re:Absurd by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      *No, the Model S 0-60 time does not make it a supercar any more than strapping a V12 to a Toyota Camry would.
      And their cars are not in any sense 'luxury', they're barely what Ford and Toyota would call "premium".*

      the price tag disagrees. definitely in the luxury bracket.

      incidentally, they're really just popular in places where the electric only aspect makes them dodge most of the taxes that luxury vehicles from other manufacturers face(because they can go the extra mile with gas).

      even though they cost a lot of dough, somehow tesla as a company looks like it's been selling them at a loss for years.

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    96. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Share price is equal to the net present value of future cash income flows, adjusted for the expected value of each.

      While Ford might have a huge revenue, it is foreseeable that they make a loss in 2018, and then continue making losses for every year thereafter until they get a govt rescue package.

      Tesla. Not so much.

      They may be overvalued, but they might still be worth more than Ford.

    97. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ford (...) isn't even making cars that sell well internationally.

      I don't know where you live, but I'd say most of the world buys more Ford than you think. In fact, there's a reason why Chrysler and GM were in much deeper shit than Ford back then. It's because the rest of the world knows Ford, but not the others (I'm using hyperbole here)... and in fact, a quick Google search showed this. Granted, it's a few years old, but it does show that Ford isn't doing that badly internationally...

    98. Re:Absurd by msevior · · Score: 1

      Tesla produced ~80,000 cars last year, Ford produced 6.7-million. From a purely numbers perspective its pretty much inconceivable that Tesla will approach Ford for decades, obviously Ford also has a correspondingly larger number of assets and there is considerably more risk in Tesla's future than Fords.

      Actually it's is quite conceivable they will overtake Ford on *just* volume of cars by the mid-2020's. If all goes according to plan, Tesla will produce 1 million cars per year by 2020. Note that they have over 400,000 reservations for the model 3. That is unprecedented in modern automotive history so it is likely that the demand for the Model 3 is present in the market. After reaching the million per year rate, Tesla will have to start replicating it's production plants and gigafactories around the world and move down manufacturing scaling laws. How well they will do depends on how good their Engineering team is. So far they seem pretty damn good.

      Look at it this way. There is a Market for 100 million cars per year world-wide. By the end of the next year Tesla will be the only car manufacturer capable of producing 500K - 1 million electric cars per year. There is a lot of demand for Electric cars. If they pull off autonomous driving there will be an even bigger demand. Tesla is is far and away the leader in electric cars with a potential market over 100 times bigger than their projected volume in 2020. Is Ford going to grow their volume much above 6.7 million cars per year? Not much, if at at all. Will Tesla? They have the chance. Hence the Capitalization.

    99. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not so sure it is good for the future of EVs that they are associated so strongly with what will be one of the biggest business failures in history.

    100. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. At that fancy new factory, they are going to keep ordering repackaged generic Chinese-made 18650's from Panasonic and re-repackage them as Tesla batteries. It's called "made in USA".

    101. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that something is expensive does not make it luxurious.

    102. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ford is the second best selling car manufacturer in Europe

      No it isn't. Ford is the fifth best selling manufacturer in Europe, with a 6.4% market share that has been slowly shrinking for years. In 2016, they were less than 200 cars ahead of the number six, Daimler which is growing rapidly.

    103. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of Tesla's patents are essentially worthless. They are either trivial or burdened by prior art. In fact, even Tesla acknowledges that their patents are worthless, which is why they provide a free and unrestricted licence to anyone who wants one.

    104. Re:Absurd by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      The thing is the wealth in the car sector is in those segments. It's the same reason why Porsche calls the shots at Volkswagen. Once the Model 3 is available they'll cover most of the segments that actually make a profit.

    105. Re:Absurd by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Porsche is owned by Volkswagen which, in turn, is owned by Porsche SE. It's owned by the Porsche family and Wolfgang Porsche is the chairman.

    106. Re:Absurd by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      No shit. It would be a great Xanatos Gambit if Tesla tried something like a merger with Ford or something stupid like that and managed to do it.

    107. Re: Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are U.S. market Toyota interiors really that bad? In Europe, only Chevrolet's interiors were comparable to Tesla's, but that brand was killed of a few years ago.

    108. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are two companies named Porsche. One, Dr. Ing. h.c. F. Porsche AG, makes fast cars an is owned by Volkswagen AG. The other, Porsche Automobil Holding SE, is a holding company, owned by the Piëch and Porsche families, that owns 31.5% of Volkswagen AG and slightly over 50% of the voting rights, as well as a few smaller companies.

    109. Re:Absurd by rkordmaa · · Score: 1

      I think the difference is that Tesla has quite the growth potential while Ford, well doesn't. Obviously the downside is that the moment Tesla stops living up to the expectations the stocks will crash to nothing. So short-sellers are not really wrong, it wouldn't take much for Tesla stocks to crash and burn, they are ridiculously overpriced. But as long as Tesla keeps doing spectacularly they stay overpriced. Stock prices are more about expectations of future performance than present situation.

    110. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla's value is far more based on hopes and dreams than it is actual earning capacity.

      Uhh, yeah. The price of every traded company is based on future expectations of performance. That's how stocks work. These expectations benefit Tesla because they have so much potential to grow, and they hurt Ford, because Ford must earn serious money just to pay the pensions of all those workers who retired after the gravy years of US car manufacturing. You can buy Ford stocks if you think they can wade out of that quicksand, and maybe they can. Since Tesla stock is not encumbered by all that debt, it's no wonder that it looks like a better bet to many investors.

    111. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Supercars?

      I would take Ford Mustang over Tesla every time.

    112. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > inconceivable ... decades

      Given the rate of growth of both companies, it's entirely conceivable that Tesla will be shipping more cars per quarter within 20 years. Don't get me wrong: I agree that the valuation is unrealistic, but then valuations haven't had anything to do with value for a long, long time.

      In any case, making predictions about what's going to happen decades down the line is a mug's game; there has been no 20 year period in the last century that went anywhere near according to plan.

      In 1900, it was confidently attested that by 1920 the rest of the world would have been civilised by European colonisation. Then WWI happened.
      In 1920, it was confidently attested that another world war could never happen because of increased international cooperation. Then WWII happened.
      In 1940, it was confidently attested that the war would be swiftly won (by both sides) and that a new golden age of technology and progress was just around the corner. Atomic power and flying cars are definitely 20 years away!
      In 1960, most of the world was still recovering from a gruelling and horrific war. Food rationing had only ended in 1954 in Britain, for instance. It was confidently attested that new social programmes would bring a prosperous future for all, supported by amazing state-run institutions like the National Health Service. Fusion power and flying cars coming soon!
      In 1980, It was confidently attested that "there is no such thing as society" - the free market would provide everything more efficiently than the state, and soon we'd be living in a corporate-controlled dis/utopia. Fax machines would soon be everywhere, but fusion power and flying cars still 20 years off.
      In 2000, it was confidently attested that we'd won the cold war; the end of violence, bigotry and prejudice were just around the corner, but unless we recycled hard enough, the corporations would destroy the environment. Fax machines were now ridiculous; everyone had a Nokia and were going to make a fortune doing something (?) with computers. Everyone was going to have a tiny mobile phone, and fusion power and flying cars were totally ridiculous sci-fi.
      In 2020, we'll be predicting that cars will be replaced by self-driving passenger drones any day now, as-yet-unknown fad-du-jour will be the obvious next step in human evolution, fusion power will still be 20 years away, and the political pendulum will have swung around so wildly that people will be looking back at the 20th century with nostalgia. The US will probably be embroigled in another war in another country nobody has heard of (gotta keep the funding flowing to the MilIntPlex and the approval rating up for re-electing Trump), the UK will have joined in to boost waning patriotism following a calamitous Brexit, and the rest of the world will be seriously considering this "big wall" idea to keep the Anglophone's out.

    113. Re:Absurd by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I wish Nissan would look at this and realize that the Leaf doesn't need those awful kermit-the-frog headlight assemblies that stick up out of the hood.

      Those headlights are vortex generators that create a layer of turbulent air which flows up over the bodywork and then over the side mirrors, reducing drag. So yes, yes it does need those awful headlight assembles. Get used to that look, too. Being molded out of plastic, the headlights can be used to create shapes which are infeasible or even impossible to produce by stamping the bodywork.

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    114. Re: Absurd by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The acceleration performance is a lot higher because electrics develop all of their torque off-zero RPM, and the interior on even the lowest-end car follows the glass-cockpit model if you're into that sort of thing. Those kinds of features are not found on Camrys. It would probably be more accurate to compare Tesla to Lexus than to Toyota.

      I would compare them to Honda. Check out the 2017 Clarity, which is being offered as an EV, a PHEV, or as a FCV (fuel cell vehicle) in California only, and later in the Northeast (2019? 2020? The fueling network has to be built out and they have to deal with multiple states to make that happen, but both Honda and GM are pushing it.)

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    115. Re:Absurd by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Ford can triple in size just on the explosively growing Chinese market alone.

      Probably not. Chinese brands are now developing credibility in China; last year, homegrown did better than domestics in their fastest-growing segment, and the most important segment here in the USA: SUVs and CUVs. The Chinese brands are going to be the mainstays of China before long.

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    116. Re:Absurd by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      The bottom line is that Tesla is just company du jour. It barely turns a profit and will probably die fairly soon after the first real car company starts taking electric vehicles seriously.

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    117. Re:Absurd by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      If all goes to plan by 2020 they'll have $100 Billion in sales.

      If that succeeds they could easily get another factor of 10 in sales by 2030. That's $ 1000 Billion.

      Wow, by the end of the century they will have $10,000,000,000 billion sales! I'm convinced.

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    118. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your entirely right and wrong!

      A debt is indeed an asset. However at the end of the day, a debt is a debt.
      Say that you bough a car with a loan (a debt) of 50k. You now own a 50k car and a debt of 50k. Balance -50k debt + 50k asset = 0$ worth

    119. Re:Absurd by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      "Tesla IS the future of cars"

      LOL.

      The future of cars is cheapo 3D-printed electrics for the few times you need to travel outside your house, after telepresense makes most travel obsolete.

    120. Re:Absurd by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      "the price tag disagrees. definitely in the luxury bracket."

      Price doesn't make a car a luxury car, features do. Like, say, not having to stop for an hour every hundred miles to 'refuel'.

    121. Re:Absurd by TWX · · Score: 1

      Ah. So they made shitty headlights as a bandaid for their shitty mirrors on a box they're trying to force through the air. Got it.

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    122. Re:Absurd by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Ah. So they made shitty headlights as a bandaid for their shitty mirrors on a box they're trying to force through the air. Got it.

      Yes, but basically every time you see lumpy headlights, that is what is happening, and they are by no means unique in that regard. Perhaps when the legislators let them take the mirrors off. The thing about that, though, is that you have to refocus to look at a screen, but you don't have to refocus to look through a mirror. When you're "driving" an automated vehicle, or kind-of-driving a semi-automated vehicle which changes lanes when you ask it to, then this might not be a drawback. Whenever the human is expected to know enough about their surroundings to drive, though, this is a significant problem. Expect side mirrors to stick around for some time.

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    123. Re:Absurd by Luthair · · Score: 1

      Its pretty easy actually - Ford makes money every year, Tesla loses money every year. So Ford's profit margins are a positive, while Tesla's are a negative.

    124. Re:Absurd by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      You mean the 40% bigger not-quite-18650's from the Chinese employed in the same Chinavada factory?

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    125. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, that's just not true.

    126. Re:Absurd by TWX · · Score: 1

      The Leaf has a drag coefficient of 0.32. My '95 Impala SS has a drag coefficient of 0.33. The Chevy Aveo, similar size and shape to the Leaf, is also 0.32.

      It doesn't look to me like the funky headlights on the Leaf are anything more than an attempt at styling.

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    127. Re:Absurd by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      At my age, refocusing usually means tilting my head to get the right correction, and so it's faster than moving my head from screen to mirror.

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    128. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its pretty easy actually - Ford makes money every year, Tesla loses money every year. So Ford's profit margins are a positive, while Tesla's are a negative.

      Liar.

      Tesla makes a profit on every vehicle sold (every vehicle they produce costs them significantly less than they sell it for) but chooses to reinvest that money into growth instead of hording it or paying dividends.

    129. Re: Absurd by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      If by "glass cockipit model" you mean replacing mechanical buttons that you can find intuitively/immediately with the large iPad in the middle that has no tactile feedback and that you have to take your eyes off the road to use, then as far as I'm concerned you can keep it.

    130. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how other cars (hint: Tesla, Toyota etc) manage without the ugly exoftalmic eyes.

      "Get used to that" would work if there were no competition. The above comment may be a hint as to why Leaf isn't selling well. It's just an ugly car.

    131. Re:Absurd by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Tesla market cap: $50B; Ford market cap: $44B.
      Tesla profits are around $0.080B a year (rough estimate based on 22m one quarter)
      Ford profits is somewhere around $10B a year.

      If they simply swapped places, we could call that a 8x-12x growth for Tesla. Which would easily justify it's market cap, and if it could consume GM and Toyota then we'd be talking about some 30x+ growth.

      Never will happen this way in real life, but I think it's fair to establish the boundaries of what is at least mathematically possible.
      The market cap means roughly that investors believes that Ford and Tesla are roughly equivalent companies long term when weighing risk versus reward. Tesla's rise very easily could be hype or a wider problem of an electric car bubble, but if long term investors are right about Tesla that would be very interesting.

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    132. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Nissan Leaf outsells all of Tesla's offerings combined.

    133. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla doesn't, but Toyota has been building ugly-ass cars with weird, bulging headlights and taillights for about a decade now, Where have you been?

  3. Re:Muskdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speak for yourself, bozo.

  4. Re:Muskdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol

  5. Zen master said by fabriciom · · Score: 1

    We'll see..

  6. I remember when you posted that about Google by XXongo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm sorry but as much as I respect Elon Musk and Tesla that is absolutely absurd. Tesla having a market cap bigger than Ford makes no rational sense even with the most optimistic possible growth expectations for Tesla. The company has never made a sustained profit, it's revenues are a fraction of Ford, and it has no reasonable prospect of the sort of exceptional margins or market control that could possibly justify such a valuation. Yes some of their products are awesome but that doesn't justify a dotcom era valuation. There might be a short squeeze but the shorts are right. Telsla is hugely over valued.

    Did you just take your old post about how Google was overvalued and strike out the word "Google" and "Brin & Page" to substitute "Tesla" and "Musk"??

    1. Re:I remember when you posted that about Google by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you "remember" it, why not link to it?

      For every Google that came out of the first bubble, there were 1000 Kozmo.com's...

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    2. Re:I remember when you posted that about Google by XXongo · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you "remember" it, why not link to it?

      http://www.lightreading.com/ethernet-ip/google-is-overvalued/a/d-id/622304
      http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2005/12/google-is-overvalued-period.html
      http://forums.seochat.com/search-engine-optimization-28/google-stock-overvalued-14884.html
      https://www.fool.com/investing/general/2005/11/23/buy-google-no-thanks.aspx
      https://www.fool.com/investing/value/2005/12/06/much-ado-about-google.aspx

    3. Re:I remember when you posted that about Google by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      The way I remember it for every 1000 Kozmo.com there was a Google.

    4. Re:I remember when you posted that about Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla != Google. They may be grouped geographically together. That's about it.

      You could compare Waymo and Tesla, though.

    5. Re:I remember when you posted that about Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google was overvalued at that time. Google was only worth its share price of 2005 about 8 years later. There was plenty of money to be made when you invested your money in other companies before Google was price right. Especially when you consider the financial crisis where you could make lots of money on the crisis and on the recovery. Of course the share market isn't exact science, and you wouldn't be a loser if you bought share back then and held on to them. But from an investors point of view, Google was overvalued. That is true for almost every tech company.

    6. Re: I remember when you posted that about Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found the short-sighted dipshit who will forever live in poverty and blame everyone else for his failures!

    7. Re: I remember when you posted that about Google by Maritz · · Score: 1

      There's only one of those? Weird.

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    8. Re:I remember when you posted that about Google by turp182 · · Score: 1

      Another apt analogy, in my mind, is Amazon. Not much profit, massive valuation, but they are taking over retail (took might be better but Walmart is still in business).

      Tesla's ramp up is occurring, a bit behind Amazon's curve with regards to where we exist in time.

      Unfortunately, I have to park on the street where I live as the mini-van (a misnomer) takes up the garage...

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  7. No, no, no... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I doubt "troll shorts" will ever become a popular fashion item.

    1. Re:No, no, no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Especially if they smell like musk.

      captcha: laughs

    2. Re:No, no, no... by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      No, but they might be a favourite cuisine among those old enough to have watched The Simpsons when it was funny.

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    3. Re:No, no, no... by turp182 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's already a thing... But mostly in pajamas.

      And with low review counts it's not yet popular, just give it time.

      https://www.amazon.com/Trolls-...

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  8. The value of hype and VC by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Tesla stock is WAAAY over-valued.
    There's no way Tesla are selling as much as Ford. Tesla's entire sales history doesn't come even close to only one year of just F150 sales.

    1. Re:The value of hype and VC by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Here's another one who thinks the stock market responds to logic. Go ahead and short it if you think it's over valued. You're probably right, and eventually it will come tumbling down. You probably won't be feeling too good when it passes through $500 first though...

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    2. Re:The value of hype and VC by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Nah the stock market looks like a mug's game to me.

    3. Re:The value of hype and VC by HumanWiki · · Score: 1

      Tesla is WAAAY over-valued.

      FTFY

    4. Re:The value of hype and VC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Value" investors usually dabble in companies whose market cap is lower than the real value of their assets and cash flow. The company also needs to have prospects for improving that in a reasonable (by Wall Street standards - a few quarters to maybe a year) period of time. Take reasonable profit, and recycle it. Companies whose value is based mostly on hype, like Tesla, aren't "value" investments.

    5. Re:The value of hype and VC by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      companies whose market cap is lower than the real value of their assets and cash flow.

      These exist only in textbooks. In the real world no publicly listed company trades under book value unless it's going bankrupt.

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  9. Never smart to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Especially when you recently sold major stakes to the Chinese for operating funding. TSLA is a very dangerous stock to trade. You'd be wise to stay out of the casino.

  10. Not a car company by CapitalR · · Score: 2

    High valuation aside, it's important to remember that Tesla isn't just trying to displace GM. They're trying to displace GE.

    1. Re:Not a car company by randy+of+the+redwood · · Score: 2

      This is the key. Remember when Amazon stock was so overpriced they would have to sell every book ever printed twice to justify their stock valuation? They grew into that price when they started selling everything else under the sun. Their price went to new heights that also could not be justified based on that, and then they became the defacto cloud host. The current Tesla value has very little to do with its ability to sell a lot of cars. (I am not implying Tesla stock is a good buy or not, just that its valuation is not due to it selling more cars than Ford or GM).

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  11. Taunt by XXongo · · Score: 5, Insightful
    When did the word "taunt" mutate to the word "troll"?

    They're not the same.

    Musk taunted the short-sellers. He didn't "troll" them.

    1. Re:Taunt by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      We gotta use the lingo the millennial generation understands. Even if it is totally inaccurate.

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    2. Re: Taunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, you don't gotta. If you are trying to look cool, fine. But using proper language in an article is still acceptable. As a non millennial, you just sound uneducated. Cool, but uneducated.

    3. Re: Taunt by Type44Q · · Score: 2

      XXongo 2 hours ago When did the word "taunt" mutate to the word "troll"?

      When schools (with the help of TV) began cranking-out dipshits with exceedingly-limited vocabularies...

    4. Re:Taunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taunt implies Musk is a bully but since bullies are evil we can't associate our lord and tech saviour Elon Musk to a pllay ground bully.

    5. Re: Taunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He doesn't have to be a bully. He could just be a kender.

    6. Re:Taunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because trolls are nicer than hobbits. Yeah.

    7. Re: Taunt by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Proper language is so boring, we need to re-invent language to suit our generation. Even if that means nobody respects us, or even understands us.

      I swear, Gen-X is getting just as bad as baby boomers about having a stick firmly planted up their ass.

      (I'm gen-X btw)

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  12. Absolutely absurd by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 2

    I'm sorry but as much as I respect Elon Musk and Tesla that is absolutely absurd. Tesla having a market cap bigger than Ford makes no rational sense even with the most optimistic possible growth expectations for Tesla.

    I've been following Tesla in the news and here on Slashdot for a couple of years now, and I've seen one common thread:

    Every time someone says Tesla is a bad investment(*), the stock jumps up almost immediately. It's almost as if the news media wants to periodically manipulate the stock for some benefit or another.

    (*) By derating from "hold" to "sell", setting a lower price point, writing a "doom and gloom" article ("just look at this chart!!!"), and by telling everyone how Elon Musk isn't all that great.

    1. Re:Absolutely absurd by shilly · · Score: 2

      You're spotting patterns that aren't there. You'd need to do some quant analysis to demonstrate this is real, but the likelihood is it's an artefact of human cognition.

  13. I can't wait... by jcr · · Score: 2

    When Apple announces a car, Tesla's going to crash like Blackberry.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:I can't wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol such a little apple fanboi you are eh - go drive your overpriced one button car while I drive my nice and reliable samsung 4x4 suv, bigger tires, better steering wheel and I can customize the lights on it sucker!!

    2. Re:I can't wait... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      so far, it appears that Google has dropped theirs and Apple is now headed towards working with Audi.
      And Audi is not a threat to Tesla.

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    3. Re:I can't wait... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Audi is not a threat to Tesla.

      Audi's not, Apple is. An Apple car will match Tesla's performance (since that's intrinsic to electric drivetrains), and they will greatly exceed Tesla's user experience.

      -jcr

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    4. Re:I can't wait... by Maritz · · Score: 1

      lol. You must really like apple.

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    5. Re:I can't wait... by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Apple doesn't have a clue about how to make a car. It would be like fearing Microsoft will enter the mobile segment.

    6. Re:I can't wait... by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      PS: I think Jobs could have done it, but Tim Cook isn't SJ.

    7. Re:I can't wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did Jobs even drive a car? Is there any reason to think that his design purism would produce good results so far out of the computer segment? If he designed a tractor, are you sure it would have been a very good tractor? I suspect that Apple don't know much more about designing cars than they do about tractors.

    8. Re:I can't wait... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And Audi is not a threat to Tesla.

      What? Of course they are. They've responded to complaints about reliability and now they are literally at the top of the pack, and parent company VW is about to go all-in on EVs which means Audi will be able to produce EVs as well. Meanwhile, Audi is widely considered to have the best interior for the money. You can only really get nicer interior build quality by going up to a Rolls, Bentley, or other mid-six-figures vehicle. And only an S-Class has nicer interior materials anywhere near the same price range.

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    9. Re:I can't wait... by ausekilis · · Score: 1

      I can't wait to see the news when the first iCar thinks the Apple Genius Bar has drive-up service.

      On a more serious note, Apple is losing its ability to design and market hardware. There haven't been significant updates or showstoppers in about 3 years, they've become complacent. Much like the KFC sign that says "$5 bucket" (come get it you fat P.O.S.), Apple is now just counting on those people whose Christmas list is based on the annual Keynote presentation.

      That said, I would never trust them to actually build a car. They may design some integrated infotainment system, which would be a logical next step from the iPhone and CarPlay (iDrive is a BMW thing, ha!). But to get all the stuff together for a full-on car? They barely support their hardware for over 2 years, what makes you think a 10+ year investment from them is worthwhile?

    10. Re:I can't wait... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Did Jobs even drive a car?

      Yes, he was famous for parking his Mercedes sports car in disabled parking spaces, wasn't he?

      Or was he so evil that he just paid someone else to park his car there?

      I think we should be told.

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    11. Re:I can't wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've responded to complaints about reliability and now they are literally at the top of the pack

      Audi has always scored very well on reliability. That's what built their reputation before they started moving upmarket.

    12. Re:I can't wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Audi is not a threat to Tesla.

      Audi develops and produces some of the most advanced and well-built cars, it has the capacity to build millions of cars a year, a huge R&D budget and a large dealer network in most parts of the world. Tesla is toast when Audi starts delivering battery electric cars in large numbers.

    13. Re:I can't wait... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      there is a reason why the average EV does not come close to Tesla's performance. It is because they use small numbers of LARGE cells, so, are not able to produce the energy.
      Apple will have no choice but to follow the same suite, OR they will have to make robotics similar to what Tesla has, but Audi is not doing that.
      So, no, Apple will not have the performance of a Tesla. In addition, I doubt that even their apps that will attempt to copy Tesla's screen, will come close to it.

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    14. Re:I can't wait... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      first off, VW, Audi, etc are junk. PURE JUNK. MB, VW, Audi, etc still have so many issues and are SOOO expensive to fix. Worse, the dealers for these places SUX.
      Secondly, when looking at an interior, you should look at Volvo's. Blows the doors off MB's S class, A lexus, any Audi, Caddy, etc. Well, Tesla hired the guy that designed all that at volvo.
      The model 3 is about to get the same interior that MS has TODAY. And within a year, the interior of M[SX] is going to be massively upgraded.

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    15. Re:I can't wait... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      VW/Audi/etc are not going to produce a decent EV for another 3 years. Worse, based on what Germany has produced SO FAR in their e-gulf and I3, etc they will continue to produce CRAP.

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    16. Re:I can't wait... by jcr · · Score: 1

      I doubt that even their apps that will attempt to copy Tesla's screen, will come close to it.

      Copy? Of course not. Tesla's UI, while better than average for the auto industry, is far below Apple's standards.

      -jcr

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    17. Re:I can't wait... by swillden · · Score: 1

      I doubt that even their apps that will attempt to copy Tesla's screen, will come close to it.

      Copy? Of course not. Tesla's UI, while better than average for the auto industry, is far below Apple's standards.

      -jcr

      In what way, specifically?

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    18. Re: I can't wait... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      To tell you the truth, I hope that you are right on that. It would mean at least some competition for Tesla. But, I doubt it. As it is, the only place that other car makers have an edge currently, is the interior. And that will likely change in the next 6 months.

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    19. Re:I can't wait... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Have you seen it? It looks like any of the half-assed knock offs of the original Apple "Aqua" UI that were floating around the web ten years ago. Not an exact copy, but close enough to see what they were trying and failing to do.

      -jcr

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    20. Re:I can't wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure...

    21. Re:I can't wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it will indeed be another 2-3 years before VW and Audi release a huge number of large-range battery electric cars. However, they have the capacity to build vast numbers of them and since, unlike Tesla, they actually know how to build cars, they will not suck. I don't see how Tesla will be able to compete with that, even if they manage to actually deliver some Model 3s by then and the price is actually near what he promised. I know Musk is a genius in creating hype and his reality distortion field is beyond compare, but even Musk requires a product before he can sell it and while there is a large fanbase that will buy anything he will put on the market, at some point that group will be exhausted.

    22. Re:I can't wait... by swillden · · Score: 1

      Have you seen it? It looks like any of the half-assed knock offs of the original Apple "Aqua" UI that were floating around the web ten years ago. Not an exact copy, but close enough to see what they were trying and failing to do.

      -jcr

      I have, and I thought was very easy to use and well thought-out. So far all you've said is you don't like the colors and the shapes of the widgets. Do you have any substantive criticisms?

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    23. Re:I can't wait... by jcr · · Score: 1

      If it's good enough for you, enjoy. I'm saying it's not good enough to compete with Apple.

      -jcr

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  14. It's got to be more than just cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Tesla completely took over all the volume that Ford sells, then they might be worth as much as they are now.
    But to say that they are worth that now would be nuts.
    Besides, there are other electric cars out there, maybe will less style, but still useful.

    On the other hand, Tesla may be an energy company.
    The have a ways to go before meeting Exxon's market cap.
    But Exxon got there on actual sales, not sales that might be.

    An interesting question is "is the crazy stock market moving capital to a useful place?".
    I think the battery plant and the space stuff are useful.
    One is about a better future and the other teaching/replacing dinosaurs.
    Actually both are kind of the same as far as useful.

    1. Re:It's got to be more than just cars by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      The bizarre thing is that Ford actually sells more e-cars than Tesla does, but Tesla doesn't have all the overhang from the fossil fuel dinosaurs to deal with.

      A concern is that Hong Kong may have 7 percent Tesla penetration, but China has only 0.1 percent Tesla penetration, as you can buy a Chinese made e-car for $6000 equivalent there. The status symbol has a lower value.

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    2. Re:It's got to be more than just cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The chinese market is not a good comparison, because their low safety standards allow for batteries, that require a lot less engineering. Accidents, even involving Toyota's hybrids, very often result in massive acid injuries. China's subsidies for EVs, the low standards and the exploitation of their workforce/population makes it hard to compare the market to the American or European EV market.

    3. Re:It's got to be more than just cars by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Acid injuries? I thought Toyota used NiMH.

    4. Re:It's got to be more than just cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, I know you American folks don't get this, but China's share of emissions is much larger than America's, as is their economy.

      It's not 2000, granddad. It's 2017. Wake up and smell the hot water.

    5. Re:It's got to be more than just cars by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Tesla also doesn't have all the pensions hanging over it's head.

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  15. Tesla hasn't faced stiff competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tesla is the leader in high end, high profit margin luxury electric cars. Ford manufactures low profit margin, mature vehicles. Tesla uses PANASONIC battery technology to manufacture their low cost cells. Panasonic could turn around and cut another deal to manufacture batteries with someone else eventually. The Nissan Leaf and the Prius show that the giant cheap electric vehicle market simply doesn't exist.

    The grid storage market is small right now. If that changes, NGK insulators, and GE have molten salt battery technology ready to go. And of course lead acid and iron nickel battery tech is still around.

  16. They have the talent to justify hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, they're hyped, but they have the engineering talent to do big things. So people buy into the dream, this one has a better chance of being real than most.

    You'd be crazy to bet money you can't lose, either on the stock or on the short. I don't know what all goes on, but it's clear to me that they were expecting shorts and they have ways to deal with the short interest.

  17. Musky Troll Shorts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eww

  18. Question is used vs e-cars by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Tesla outpaced the projection by 800 units of e-cars, but the softening of Ford is more related to the softening of the used car market, and the increase in loans and leases beyond the 3 year mark to the 7-8 year mark. As a result, demand is low if you have to accept used cars, but since Tesla sells new cars, they don't have this inventory problem.

    This added to people under 35 being unwilling to buy or lease cars that aren't e-cars, as they calmly and logically decide e-cars require half the cost in maintenance and between 1/10th to 1/20th the fuel cost (depends on your electricity source, if not using a Tesla solar roof and battery to charge it).

    The market owes the fossil fuel dinosaurs nothing. Capitalism cares nothing for your failed fossil fuel religion.

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    1. Re:Question is used vs e-cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This added to people under 35 being unwilling to buy or lease cars that aren't e-cars, as they calmly and logically decide e-cars require half the cost in maintenance and between 1/10th to 1/20th the fuel cost (depends on your electricity source, if not using a Tesla solar roof and battery to charge it).

      Not sure what you're smoking, but I'd like some of that. I recently bought a Chevy Volt, and run it on electric almost all the time. After all, I still have half a tank of gasoline that the dealer put in about a month ago! Here in the SF Bay area, the best rate per kWh you can get is 12.5 cents, with peak rates as high as 45 cents per. The Volt's 18.4 kWh battery takes me about 52 miles to work and back. Doing the math, that's in the price range of $2.30 to $8.28 per battery "fill up". Assuming a 26mpg fuel economy in regular gas engine car (my previous ICE engined car's mileage, it had a stick shift too), that's two gallons of gas, at about $6.20, based on the gas prices near home, and even lower. So the ratio is at best 1/2.7, say 1/3 to be charitable. Of course, Chevy Volt itself promises 40+mpg in gas only mode, which is only a 0.58 advantage. So disabuse yourself of the notion that eCars will bring about huge savings to your fuel costs. There are of course many other advantages, and that's why I bought the car in the first place. Not having to do the chore of going to a gas station is a big one for me, with great startup torque, super quiet ride, low maintenance, etc being other factors.

    2. Re:Question is used vs e-cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's probably using average mileage and average fuel prices. I know that in California gas is twice as expensive as in Washington, but electricity in Washington is way cheaper than in California.

      Maybe your electricity comes from coal? You should buy a solar panel and take back control of the system of production from the man. Why are you paying Big Government for your electricity?

  19. It's fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The stock is overvalued, and this will be proven when they have all the issues that they are soon to have with the launch (or not launch) of the Model 3.
    This happens all the time in the stock market, and it is generally referred to as a crash.

  20. WRONG by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    What is all of Ford's asembly lines? They are a mixture of humans and robots that build expensive heavey steel ICE vehicles. These lines are going to drop by more than 50% within 2 years. And the equiqpment, which most is dedicated to ICE production, will become WORTHLESS.
    OTOH, Tesla should be over .5M cars by end of 2018. In addition, they will be growing quite fast. And all of their equipment is geared for making EVs.

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    1. Re: WRONG by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      Your logic and rational thought won't penetrate through the sand in the ground to their heads. For so-called nerds, the people here are so afraid of anything new or different it's kinda mind boggling. EVs are the future. Anyone with half a brain should recognize that.

    2. Re:WRONG by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What is all of Ford's asembly lines? They are a mixture of humans and robots that build expensive heavey steel ICE vehicles.

      Actually, they switched their most popular vehicle to Aluminum, and they are working their way down through their fleet. Aluminum is interesting for a number of reasons. It's easier and thus cheaper to stamp than steel, because the dies take longer to wear out. Virgin aluminum costs more than steel, but recycling aluminum is a lot cheaper than steel and you are left with a higher-quality product after recycling. Recycled steel is harder and more brittle than virgin steel. That's why recycled American cars used to be reborn as more fuel-efficient Japanese ones; the harder steel makes thinner body panels. It's harder to repair than mild steel, but it's also actually stronger, and it lends itself to rigid unibodies. Of course, nobody is making cars out of mild steel any more. It's all high-strength steel.

      BMW has figured out a way forwards with the i3. It doesn't use stampings for the body work. It uses molds for carbon fiber. They're a lot cheaper and last a lot longer than stamping dies.

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    3. Re: WRONG by virtig01 · · Score: 1

      Home computers were the future at some point too... but that didn't make an investment in Commodore a good idea.

    4. Re:WRONG by Luthair · · Score: 1

      Full EVs won't make half the sales for at least 10-years, probably closer to 15-20. A minority of the pieces in a car are actually the engine and related parts.

    5. Re:WRONG by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      In America, just in March, Tesla MS and MX are outselling all other hybdrids and EVs.
      MS and MX combined account for more than 1/3 of all EVs and hybrids sold.

      In fact, In North America, MS outsells all of its direct competitors COMBINED.
      MX is now working up the scale and before the end of this will be the number 1 in its class. It will likely take more work to outsell all of them combined, but that is coming.

      And Tesla is looking to put in an assembly line in Europe, since EUrope, like most other nations, will prefer to buy locally made.

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  21. Re:Muskdot by gweilo8888 · · Score: 1

    I have no interest in fellating him. He's done nothing which in any way impacts my life, nor is he ever likely to do so. Overhyped rich person vanity projects are of little interest to me.

  22. Best post here by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I can't believe so few people (anyone else??) are bringing up just all of the other business Tesla can grow into even solely based on battery experience! Not to mention practical autonomous driving software that is actually deployed in the field in large numbers, and like you said simply good engineering.

    To me the Tesla Model 3 is the best looking sedan I have seen in a long time, never mind being electric (to be fair I didn't really like how the other Tesla's looked nearly so much).

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    1. Re:Best post here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That autonomous driving software is called adaptive cruise control and all the other manufactures have it in greater numbers in their fleets.

  23. Re: Muskdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and yet here you are, reading the article and taking time to comment on it. That rather suggests that you've taken an interest, even if it's a negative one.

  24. Tesla open sourced all their patents by Brannon · · Score: 2

    https://www.tesla.com/blog/all-our-patent-are-belong-you

    1. Re:Tesla open sourced all their patents by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      No, Tesla opened their EV patents. They didn't open their self-driving patents.

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  25. Ford went from ~10K to ~1M in about ten years by Brannon · · Score: 1

    That was from 1910 - 1920.

  26. Tesla leads the market i several areas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tesla is the market leader in several areas.
    Batteries - the 2170 is the best and cheapest Li-Ion cell, and prices are falling. -> Cheap to produce cars
    Best cars to drive - Model X and S are probably the best cars you can drive today. Space like a family car, status and performance like a supercar.
    Autonomous driving - are rolling out autonomous driving (level 5) tech now.
    Robotic production - Model 3 is 100% robotic-assembled. -> Cheap to produce cars
    Solar roofs - probably the only kind of solar cells that makes sense on a normal house.
    Charging - Supercharger V3 is probably robotic and around 300-500kW, perfect for autonomous charging.

    So in maybe 2 years, Tesla will have a fleet of 1 million autonomous cars, and they will build 1 million more per year of the best cars on the market which is also autonomous and and cheap to produce. This opens the robotic taxi market, where Tesla have a good chance of capturing a big chunk of the road transport market.

    If Tesla could charge around half the cost of driving a car today (say 3$/10km), and a Model 3 will last 1000000 km. If you deduct electricity (0,1$/10km), cleaning, service and tires (1,4$/10km) Tesla could make a income of 150000$ per model 3 over 4-5 years. With a production cost of maybe 25000$, that makes an enourmous opportunity for huge profits.

  27. Short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, go SELL something you DON'T HAVE.

  28. Profits by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Business is not about manufacturing something, it's about selling something.

    Close. It's about selling something for more than it cost you to get it. Whether you make what you are selling or buy what you are selling can matter a lot but it is a second order consideration.

    As long as they sell something people are willing to buy, they are viable.

    No, as long as they sell something that people are willing to buy for more than it cost them to get/make it they are viable. They can sell at a loss for a while but not indefinitely. You can sell a lot of $2 bills for $1 and people will be willing to buy all you have but you won't be in business long doing it.

    1. Re:Profits by xfizik · · Score: 1

      That's not necessarily true. Company valuations are not directly related to profits. So many (most?) new tech companies are not profitable. Some never make a dollar in profit. Amazon worked at at loss for how many years? Twitter? Remove the hype and Tesla would probably be considered one of the worst run businesses in history.

  29. Who are you talking about? by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Did you just take your old post about how Google was overvalued and strike out the word "Google" and "Brin & Page" to substitute "Tesla" and "Musk"??

    Not sure who you are talking about but no I didn't. Google has been over valued at times but they largely justified their valuation before they even went public. Tesla is a very different sort of company with a very different cost structure and their current stock price is hugely over inflated compared to any objectively measurable near term prospects for the company. And even if they do eventually grow into their stock price it will take them a long time to get there which makes it a terrible investment currently. Companies are worth the present value of future free cash flows. It's not even yet clear that Tesla will be able to make a profit much less kick off substantial free cash.

    I genuinely hope Tesla does well. I'm just not going to buy their stock at its current price. The expected return on that bet is just too low right now.

    1. Re:Who are you talking about? by robinsc · · Score: 1

      Why wouldn't you want an electric car if it is as convenient and comparable monetarily as a gas one - starts every day with a full tank of gas , can be supercharged anywhere , has phenomenal acceleration, good safety and good smarts.
      The Model 3 is likely to be that car and I can see it becoming the next style icon. So the market is potentially the whole world .

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  30. Present value future free cash flow by sjbe · · Score: 1

    You obviously have no concept of the present value of future revenue.

    The value of a company isn't the present value of future revenue. It is the present value of future free cash flows. Profits matter, not revenue. You can generate tons of revenue selling $2 bills for $1 but you'll be out of business faster than you can say "chapter 7 bankruptcy". You might want to study up...

    Do you even understand that Tesla is more than just cars?

    Of course. Do you understand that they haven't yet turned a profit on any of it? Do you understand that if their auto business fails, Tesla likely goes bankrupt? I understand the company well and have actually done the research as opposed to just being a fanboi. It's a very interesting company with good prospects but that doesn't mean that it's a good investment at the current price.

    Do you realize the sheer value of the patents and IP that they own, and the threat that this presents to the status quo?

    Tesla has made their patents open to their competition and the value of their IP is no more (less actually) than that owned by a lot of other car companies. I assure you that Toyota, GM, Ford and the rest are loaded to the gills with patents including a substantial number relating to electric vehicles.

    Smart people understand it may be worth a small premium now to ensure that years from now you will not be kicking yourself in the ass wishing you'd gotten in from now even if the price was a little steep.

    That's the same story you hear every time you have a bunch of people trying to justify an over inflated stock price. It never lasts. Tesla sooner or later will have a stock price that more closely matches the real prospects of the company. Saying a stock is over priced is not the same thing as saying it is a bad company. There is a strong chance that Tesla will turn into a profitable and large enterprise. That doesn't mean that the current asking price is a sensible one given the risk involved.

  31. Patents by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Ford has patents, but not many that matter.

    Hah! And next you are going to tell me that you've actually looked when I know you haven't.

    Tesla has crucial patents in self-driving tech, navigation, electric engines, and battery tech.

    Which they've made available to everyone. Here's a little clue for you. Ford has crucial patents as well and a lot more of them than Tesla.

    1. Re:Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lets buy a ford! those really speak 'futuristic' and 'iinovative', unlike tesla ...

  32. Margins matter by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Tesla is growing rapidly and has a price/sales of 6.98. That may be risky, but it's not out of line for a fast growing company.

    Price to sales of 7 is out of line for almost any company. Tesla is a very interesting company with reasonable prospects of success but that doesn't make it a good investment at the current price. Especially given that Tesla is in a relatively low margin business with high capital costs. The most profitable car companies have net margins of around 8-10%, and most are less than that. There is no objective reason to believe Tesla is going to be able to command meaningfully higher margins than any existing car company. Therefore to justify their current valuation the company is going to have to sell something like two orders of magnitude more vehicles than they do today.

    But what about their batteries? Or Solar Roofs? Same problems. Both are businesses with high capital costs and modest margins. Doesn't mean they won't be successful but it does mean they will have to move a lot of product (profitably) to justify a huge market cap. Tesla is a risky investment. Buying now means buying at a high price and hoping that others will drive it higher. Might work but odds are better for the short seller than the long right now.

  33. Ford didn't take bail out money by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Um, like, you mean like the same Ford that took a cozy hayride to Washington a few years back, with Chrysler and GM, to, like, ask the government for taxpayer money to pay for their mistakes, because they all were "too big to fail" . . . ? You mean, like, that Ford?

    Ford didn't take any bail out money. They had by chance taken out some very substantial loans shortly before the crash. They literally used the Ford Oval as collateral but as a result they didn't need to take a penny of tax payer money.

    Tesla doesn't need to overtake Ford in sales . . . they just need to wait for Ford to bankrupt themselves again.

    Since Ford has never been bankrupt you could be waiting a very long time for that.

    And maybe . . . just maybe . . . the folks paying taxes won't be willing to pick up the tab this time around.

    Maybe but the tax payers would be stupid not to. If GM failed the effects wouldn't be limited to just GM. The supply chain for all the car companies is interconnected and the supply base is much larger than GM itself. Supplier to GM also supply Ford and Toyota and the rest. GM going under would take a good chunk of the supply chain with them and then other car companies would follow. The CEO of Toyota even said outright that Toyota didn't want GM to fail because it would hurt them badly. GM failing would have been catastrophic for the US economy.

    1. Re:Ford didn't take bail out money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GM is on financial life support and will probably fail during the Trump Administration. Chrysler is no longer Chrysler at all. Posting Anonymously as I am involved in the industry. Many people were lined up to buy GM pieces, and all those people would have been back to work within a week - but the UAW said no, and because of the money the UAW pays to the DNC they got their way. With a Republican in office GM going bankrupt will be the way to break the UAW, and Ford will support it 100%. Sorry but those are the actual facts.

    2. Re:Ford didn't take bail out money by robinsc · · Score: 1

      How much has tesla's supply chain on common with the other auto manuifacturer's. I would expect its much less than the others since the tech is all different.

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  34. Growth assumptions by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Actually it's is quite conceivable they will overtake Ford on *just* volume of cars by the mid-2020's.

    Hah! That's a good one, tell me another. You are forgetting about the law of large numbers as well as a bunch of other constraints. Going from 0 to 100K vehicles is WAY easier than going from 100K to 6 million vehicles. And right now Tesla can cherry pick vehicle categories to go after. It gets harder the broader your product portfolio gets. The capital investments get larger too so if Tesla isn't making a profit it's going to get harder and harder to get financing as they grow. There also are infrastructure limitations, quality issues, and of course Tesla's competitors aren't going to sit still. GM beat Tesla to market with the Chevy Bolt by a year and it's a solid vehicle that is selling well.

    If all goes according to plan, Tesla will produce 1 million cars per year by 2020.

    Let's see them get to 100,000 cars per year before we worry about them getting to 1 million in just three more years. Elon Musk is renowned for overly optimistic time lines. Never mind that there is no objective reason to believe they will sell 900,000 Model 3's per year. That would make it the best selling car of all time. You are talking Ford F150 numbers. Also did you forget that Tesla does not have their next vehicle all ready to go so the Model Y (reputedly their next project) isn't going to be on the market until around 2020 or so at the earliest.

    Note that they have over 400,000 reservations for the model 3. That is unprecedented in modern automotive history so it is likely that the demand for the Model 3 is present in the market.

    Yes, and what it your point? The question is what is the ongoing demand for their vehicles. They sell 400K of them up front and that's interesting but what is steady state because that is the number that matters. The F150 alone is on pace to sell over 800K units just this year. I think you have a confused sense of how far Tesla has yet to go to catch companies like Ford. I'm sure the Model 3 will sell well but to get to a million cars per year Tesla will need the Model 3 to be one of if not the best selling car in the world. More likely they'll need the Model Y (bad name BTW - the snark writes itself) to be a break out hit as well.

    There is a Market for 100 million cars per year world-wide. By the end of the next year Tesla will be the only car manufacturer capable of producing 500K - 1 million electric cars per year

    It's adorable that you think the other car companies won't ramp up their production of electric vehicles or that they won't make the investments. Even if Tesla's wildest projections become true and they are selling 1M vehicles per year by 2020, the big car companies have plenty of time to make the investments and start building electric and hybrid cars. That simply means Tesla has captured ~1% of the market. It's going to take Tesla another 15-20 years to really capture serious market share even under the best case scenario which almost certainly won't happen.

  35. Car companies by sjbe · · Score: 1

    No, it's pretty standard for a tech company. Car companies aren't just automobile makers anymore.

    Car companies haven't been "just automobile makers" for decades but that is the core of their business and anchors how they are valued.

    Software/hardware is becoming the key differentiator in that market place as there's nothing else remaining to differentiate product on.

    That's just not even close to true. Cars are differentiated on styling, features, quality, performance, brand, and a number of other factors.

    Stock market valuations of 40x or 50x revenue are based on future value not present value.

    All stock market valuations are based off future value, not present value. The problem is that Tesla's market cap has become detached from any realistic projection of future cash flows. Doesn't mean it isn't a good company or that they won't do well. It just means that buying their stock at the current price in a secondary market is unlikely to yield a significantly positive return in the long run.

  36. Unreasonable expectations by sjbe · · Score: 1

    The value of a company is often based on perceived potential. Right now, Tesla has demonstrated viable products in an up and coming market that's perceived as being on the cusp of exploding in growth.

    No, Tesla's stock price is high for reasons unrelated to any objective evidence about their likely growth prospects. The price is higher than would be justified even under the most optimistic of possible expectations about Tesla's growth. People are buying the stock because the company and CEO is popular, not because the price is reasonable in relation to the expected return on that price. Tesla's stock price is currently akin to that of a dotcom era internet stock.

    Ideally all of the automakers would bring electrics to market with conventional styling; I really don't care for how most special-just-to-be-special bodywork is styled for electrics.

    They will. Just give them a bit of time. Right now they are actually making the weird styling because the people buying them are (often) trying to stand out and make a statement. They want eco-credibility. This will go away as the vehicles go mainstream.

    1. Re:Unreasonable expectations by TWX · · Score: 1

      They will. Just give them a bit of time. Right now they are actually making the weird styling because the people buying them are (often) trying to stand out and make a statement. They want eco-credibility. This will go away as the vehicles go mainstream.

      History has shown otherwise. The GM EV1 debuted more than 20 years ago. Until I literally see conventional looking electric cars I will not believe it.

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  37. Re: Muskdot by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    ... and yet here you are, reading the article and taking time to comment on it. That rather suggests that you've taken an interest, even if it's a negative one.

    Yeah, maybe people should have to pass an entrance exam before they're allowed to read stories about Lord Musk of Tesla.

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  38. Re:Muskdot by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    I have no interest in fellating him. He's done nothing which in any way impacts my life, nor is he ever likely to do so.

    Reducing launch payload costs by an order of magnitude isn't relevant to you? Smash all your communications equipment, luddite.

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  39. because robots can't be reprogrammed!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're an idiot. You really think that they don't change vehicles every model year? Switching to hybrid wasn't a major issue for production. Switching to battery isn't a major issue for production. Maybe new end effectors for a few robots and re-arranging a few others. Not a big deal.

  40. Century-old rival Ford? by EnOne · · Score: 1

    Tesla and Ford have been rivals for a century?

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  41. Conventional appearance by sjbe · · Score: 1

    History has shown otherwise. The GM EV1 debuted more than 20 years ago. Until I literally see conventional looking electric cars I will not believe it.

    I refer you to the Tesla Model S. It's a very conventional looking car. Also the Chevy Bolt is doesn't stand out in a crowd among conventional hatchbacks. The Chevy Spark EV, Honda Fit EV, Ford Focus EV, Toyota RAV 4 EV, Fiat 500e, and several more all look near-as-makes-no-difference identical to their gas powered siblings.

  42. Valuation always depends on profits by sjbe · · Score: 1

    That's not necessarily true. Company valuations are not directly related to profits.

    Company valuations are ALWAYS tied to expected profits in the long run. Occasionally they get detached from reality for a brief time in secondary markets (irrational exuberance) but sooner or later they always come back to earth. A company with no plausible path to profitability will sooner or later go bankrupt because the financing will dry up. Tesla's valuation currently is irrational but the prospects of the company to generate future profits are plausibly good so there is a reasonable explanation for why it is valued like it is for now. Tesla's valuation will not remain stratospheric forever.

    Some never make a dollar in profit. Amazon worked at at loss for how many years?

    You're confusing profits today with expected profits in the future. Valuations are based on EXPECTED profits - specifically the present value of all future free cash flows. If you don't know what every word in that sentence means go study. A company might not be profitable today but it can still be valued because there is an expectation that it will make a profit in the future and because it has some assets which can be sold. Amazon always had a plausible path to profitability so investors were willing to be patient. Even today Amazon shows less profits than they could because they heavily reinvest in the company rather than paying out to shareholders.

    Remove the hype and Tesla would probably be considered one of the worst run businesses in history.

    Not remotely. Breaking into auto manufacturing requires huge up front capital investments and that's what Tesla has been making. The fact that they haven't yet turned a profit isn't surprising. Sustainable profits in auto manufacturing require scale which Tesla hasn't achieved yet or a willingness to remain a niche luxury car maker. It's why you don't see new car companies very often. It costs too much to get into the game and it's hard to keep making the investments to stay in the game if you are small. Tesla has been very well run which is why they are still alive. History is littered with the carcasses of new car companies that failed. Tesla has done better than any new car company in many decades.

    1. Re:Valuation always depends on profits by xfizik · · Score: 1

      My original point is that a company does not have to manufacture something to have a high market cap. I'm not interested in discussing obvious things unrelated to that. If you don't know what every word in that sentence means go study. Or get lost.

  43. Re: Muskdot by gweilo8888 · · Score: 1

    My interest goes no further than wishing my technology news site would focus on actual technology news, rather than endless Musk fellation sessions. This story has *nothing* to do with technology.

  44. Vertical integration by sjbe · · Score: 1

    How much has tesla's supply chain on common with the other auto manuifacturer's.

    Tesla is more vertically integrated than most. I've seen reports that they are around 80% vertically integrated. Problem is that ANY parts you have to get from outside suppliers can shut you down. I run a small manufacturing company that makes a tiny wire harness for some GM cars. It's not even a part that is critical to normal operation of the vehicle (hooks up a camera) but if we went bankrupt we conceivably could shut down one of GMs assembly lines. (the parts we supply have 14 week lead times due to some stupid design decisions by GM so they literally couldn't get them in a hurry) Most people don't realize just how fragile some of these supply chains really are.

    So the short version is that every auto maker shares the same supply base to a significant degree. There are roughly 6 workers in the supply base for every one at the automakers and that doesn't count the companies that don't supply parts. So if GM went under they would take a LOT of suppliers with them. If the suppliers go under so will a number of other auto OEMs. If GM went under I'd expect both Ford and FCA to have a very hard time staying out of bankruptcy court. Probably several others as well.

    Interestingly, GM used to be very vertically integrated and it was what made them the behemoth they are today. There can be a lot of value in being vertically integrated if you do it well and at sufficient scale. They seem to have forgotten that lesson. Of the big auto makers VW is probably the most vertically integrated with the Japanese makers just a bit behind. It's not that vertical integration is some cure-all magic formula for success but I think a lot of companies forgot about the big picture over time.

    I would expect its much less than the others since the tech is all different.

    The power train tech is different but the chassis, body, interior, wheels, etc are all very conventional and not much different at all from their competitors. They smartly produce as much as they can in house but there is not much unique outside of how they propel the vehicle and the software to run everything. There are some things they simply cannot do in house. Honestly if Tesla didn't vertically integrate I don't think they would have a prayer of surviving. They would be beholden to a bunch of auto suppliers who are (revenue wise) much larger than Tesla is and Tesla doesn't do enough volume to really control them. GM can get away with less vertical integration because they are big enough to crush suppliers who don't dance to their tune.