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For Programmers, the Ultimate Office Perk is Avoiding the Office Entirely (qz.com)

From a report on Quartz: Over the past decade, designers and engineers have invented dozens of new tools to keep us connected to the office without actually going there. Unsurprisingly, those same engineers have been among the first to start using them in large numbers. More programmers are working from home than ever and, among the most experienced, some are even beginning to demand it. In 2015, an estimated 300,000 full-time employees in computer science jobs worked from home in the US. Although not the largest group of remote employees in absolute numbers, that's about 8% of all programmers, which is a significantly larger share than in any other job category, and well above the average for all jobs of just under 3%. [...] Programmers not only work from home more often than other employees, when they do they are more likely to work all day at home. From 2012 to 2015, the average full-time programmer who worked from home said they spent an average of five and a half hours doing so. That's an 92% increase in the average time spent at home from 2003 to 2005, and nearly double the average for all jobs.

207 comments

  1. Maybe if you're single by computational+super · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One reason I avoid working from home is that I trust my coworkers in the office to let me work more than I trust my wife and my kids to let me work.

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    1. Re:Maybe if you're single by saintlupus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Truth. I work in a very flexible office, and my boss asked me why I don't work from home more often. I told him because it's full of kids.

    2. Re:Maybe if you're single by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One reason I avoid working from home is that I trust my coworkers in the office to let me work more than I trust my wife and my kids to let me work.

      Unfortunately, I trust them far LESS than my young children to leave me the hell alone. Instead it's either bug me at my cube, or if I find a place to hide, call a meeting and bug me there. I produce substantial documentation to ensure they don't need to bug me, but they don't read it, and bug me.

      If I could work from home, I definitely would.

    3. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A solid backhand will stop the kids from ever bothering you again. But parents these days are frightened to discipline their precious little snowflakes, instead they run wild and grow up without boundaries.

    4. Re: Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, I hit mine but they keep jumping around. Truth. Hitting them just makes them louder for a few minutes.

    5. Re: Maybe if you're single by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      You don't hit hard enough.

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    6. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      THIS!

      Working from home was my dream in my 20's. Now with a wife and three little kids, I have to leave to get things done.

      In this day of the Liberated Woman, men are expected to do 50% of parenting and housework, even though she's a stay-at-home mom and I work full time. So if I just lock myself in my home office and work, it causes too much stress in my marriage. I have to actually leave.

    7. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing to do with single. Single people can have kids and married people can not have kids.

      In my case, I've been married 16 years with no kids and I got 3x more done when i work from home. Coworkers aren't constantly asking me questions and making me lose focus. I also have better coffee!

    8. Re: Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFM, You must continue hitting them until they quiet down.

    9. Re: Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously the moderator did not recognise your sarcasm

    10. Re:Maybe if you're single by spiritgreywolf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In my case I've been working strictly from home as a medical EDI programmer for the last 9 years and couldn't be happier. I just set some ground rules that if I am in my office and door is closed - you do not enter. Text me if you must - but you may not enter. Only unless someone is bleeding profusely, something is leaking or is on fire? Pretend I am miles away at an office.

      It's no different - I ask them "would you drive all the way to my workplace, come to my cube and ask questions?" The answer is usually "No."

      I have a couple friends that actually put a "Tuff Shed" in their back yard, wired it up, put in an AC unit, etc., and that is literally their office. I didn't need to do that, but I certainly see the appeal :-)

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    11. Re:Maybe if you're single by spiritgreywolf · · Score: 1

      Totally agree with this. It's all a matter of setting boundaries and keeping them enforced. Not a big deal when someone gets used to it.

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    12. Re:Maybe if you're single by pr0fessor · · Score: 2

      My kids are all grown up and I enjoy working from home... I'll even work from the back patio on a nice spring day when it's about 65 - 70 degrees outside so long as the neighbor is not mowing. I've considered building a new covered deck to make a better outdoor space for recreation and where I can work on nice days even if there is a little rain.

    13. Re:Maybe if you're single by TWX · · Score: 1

      Having a door and having control of the lights is really helpful in this kind of thing. Also, don't have a visitor's chair if you don't need to deal with visitors professionally.

      When I want to be left alone I leave the overhead lights off and only use the freestanding lamp. When I need to be left alone I close the office door. If I worked in a 3.5 sided cubicle I would probably put my woodworking skills to practice and make a gate for myself. Gate closed, don't bother me for social occasions.

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    14. Re: Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shock collars.

      The best kind are offer: remote, invisible fence and noise triggered warning sounds and shocks of variable strength.

      You'll have to ban any cutting devices capable of going through the collar material.

    15. Re:Maybe if you're single by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Bring a french press and a stash of good coffee to work. On some things, there can be no compromise. Let the PHB drink that stuff.

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    16. Re:Maybe if you're single by TWX · · Score: 2

      I was under the impression that the "Liberated Woman" characteristics you describe required her to be an income provider to justify shedding the job of managing the home.

      I have no beef whatsoever with a parent not having an income, so long as it's understood that if the other parent is spending 8+ hours a day earning money, the parent that does not earn an income is also working about the same amount of time on the household's needs. When the income-earning parent is home, then the 50% duties split time starts.

      Off-hand I know of four divorces that resulted because a stay-at-home spouse did not keep up their end of the deal. This doesn't mean that the stay-at-home spouse needs to be spending eight hours a day on hands and knees scrubbing, or that a fancy, multi-course meal should be waiting for the income-earning spouse when arriving home, but it does mean that the place shouldn't be a pigsty either.

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    17. Re:Maybe if you're single by rkordmaa · · Score: 2

      The reason why I avoid working from home is because in office there is not much to be done other than work, in home I wouldn't trust myself to get anything done, I'm a master procrastinator.

    18. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If my wife bugs me, it'd probably be for some loving.

      If you saw my coworkers, you'd understand why I prefer working from home to working from the office.

    19. Re:Maybe if you're single by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A solid backhand will stop the kids from ever bothering you again.

      Perhaps you should find more constructive forms of discipline. I keep several math workbooks in my home office, and every time my kids come in to ask me a question I make them do a few pages.

      I am currently using this book which is the 3rd in the series. My kids still occasionally bother me, but at least they get good grades in math.

    20. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I produce substantial documentation to ensure they don't need to bug me, but they don't read it, and bug me.

      This part pisses me off to no end.
      The MADDENING feeling when people don't read simple documentation that has every answer they could have.
      Not even a simple glance at the index or glossary.

      PEBPAB - problem exists between person and brain.
      It is the most annoying thing in any collaborative work, people just being plain retarded.
      But apparently we have to hire idiots unqualified for work these days to fill quotas and not look racist, sexist or some other -ist.
      People that have a summer course of qualifications at best.

    21. Re:Maybe if you're single by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      At Home:
      Wife
      Kids
      Cats that like sitting in front of monitor.
      No private office (we don't have a spare room for an office)
      Remote Desktop means only using one monitor.
      Very sloooooww...seconds between me moving mouse and the cursor moving on screen.

      In short, I hate working from home. Now if I had a bigger house and fewer dependants, and a less laggy environment... sure, I could make that work.

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    22. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask him to rent you a home office

    23. Re:Maybe if you're single by computational+super · · Score: 2

      If you think I can't procrastinate in the office, you've seriously underestimated my procrastination skills. Like right now, for instance...

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    24. Re:Maybe if you're single by computational+super · · Score: 1

      it'd probably be for some loving.

      Unless by that you mean listening to her complain about her day while rubbing her feet, this is a different model of "marriage" than any of the rest of us are familiar with.

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    25. Re: Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're clueless

    26. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Blowing the neighbor, mailman, pool boy and plumber' counts as work.

    27. Re:Maybe if you're single by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Or maybe teach the kids to code.

      The real question is why aren't the kids in school. With the bus ride and school that's a solid 8 hours they should be gone 5 days a week just like when you are in the office

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    28. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you in an inherently collaborative industry if you can't handle collaboration?

    29. Re:Maybe if you're single by computational+super · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Funny how the people who always insist that software development is "collaborative" are the ones who mean "you do your job, and you do my job, too".

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    30. Re:Maybe if you're single by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      The real question is why aren't the kids in school.

      I dunno... Easter Holidays?

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    31. Re:Maybe if you're single by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      One reason I avoid working from home is that I trust my coworkers in the office to let me work more than I trust my wife and my kids to let me work.

      This. They don't understand what it means to leave someone alone so they can focus. At least at work, all my co-workers are either in a different state or a different country.

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    32. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn to say 'No. RTFM'. Save money and minimize your expenses so you can also financially take the risk of saying it.

    33. Re:Maybe if you're single by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Grow a fucking spine.

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    34. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try taking your work computer home and use a VPN! Who uses remote desktop for anything more than a quick fix?

    35. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can have multiple monitors over remote desktop, if you have the bandwidth and the local monitors

      http://www.thinstuff.com/faq/images/xpvs/mulitmon/tsx_rdp.jpg

    36. Re:Maybe if you're single by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Yup....

      If you cannot tame your kids or wife enough to adhere to a simple "do not disturb" policy, you're got more problems at home than working from home.

      What happened to a little discipline and control at home....?

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    37. Re:Maybe if you're single by iksrazal_br · · Score: 1

      I've been working at home for over a decade. No doubt you will get interrupted ... so I try to work the hours my family are sleeping. Its getting better now that they are on facebook and youtube so much these days.

      The huge advantage of telecommuting to me is being able to travel. I just need to time my online time - where ever I am - with my companies timezone. That's rarely 9-5 so it allows me to get things done in local business hours.

    38. Re:Maybe if you're single by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      A solid backhand will stop the kids from ever bothering you again. But parents these days are frightened to discipline their precious little snowflakes, instead they run wild and grow up without boundaries.

      Hmm...in my growing up days, it was "five across the eyes"....hahaha.

      But seriously, you should have enough discipline and control in the home to be able to control the situation to allow work from home.

      With kids, well, some do require corporal punishment, if dealt with in a calm, non-abusive manner.

      Lord know's "I" needed a good ass whoopin' a time or too to get my attention.

      And it did, and I"m much better off as an adult for it...

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    39. Re:Maybe if you're single by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately I know all about that all too well; and now that she has a part time job, the house will never be clean. It'd be easier to put all the things I value in a storage locker and torch the homestead.. though, with all the junk in there, it's already a fire hazard, so all I have to do probably is just wait it out and let it start itself.

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    40. Re:Maybe if you're single by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      Having a door and having control of the lights is really helpful in this kind of thing. Also, don't have a visitor's chair if you don't need to deal with visitors professionally.

      When I want to be left alone I leave the overhead lights off and only use the freestanding lamp. When I need to be left alone I close the office door. If I worked in a 3.5 sided cubicle I would probably put my woodworking skills to practice and make a gate for myself. Gate closed, don't bother me for social occasions.

      I find too..that working from office (back in the day) or from home (present day), if I turn off the damned IM, I can get a TON more work done, without stupid questions popping up breaking my concentration.

      I find IM to be the equivalent of the folks that have nothing better to do than drop by your cube to bother you with idle chit chat....

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    41. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Perhaps you should find more constructive forms of discipline. I keep several math workbooks in my home office

      I suppose if the math workbooks are thick and heavy enough then they'd work better than a backhand

    42. Re:Maybe if you're single by mike449 · · Score: 2

      I have two elementary school kids, and completely agree. I find their screaming and fighting less distracting than people in the office coming to my cube and demanding attention to issues which could be resolved in a minute by reading documentation.
      I've found that when I need to do actual coding, the only place and time is at home after kids go to sleep.

    43. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real question is why aren't the kids in school.

      I dunno... Easter Holidays?

      All year round?

    44. Re:Maybe if you're single by computational+super · · Score: 2

      Hire a maid. If you pay her half what your wife is bringing home, you're still WAY ahead. Plus, with a maid, you can complain about the job she did and not end up sleeping alone.

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    45. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having a door and having control of the lights is really helpful in this kind of thing. Also, don't have a visitor's chair if you don't need to deal with visitors professionally.

      When I want to be left alone I leave the overhead lights off and only use the freestanding lamp. When I need to be left alone I close the office door. If I worked in a 3.5 sided cubicle I would probably put my woodworking skills to practice and make a gate for myself. Gate closed, don't bother me for social occasions.

      I tried putting a 4th wall on my cubicle once, but blah blah fire regulations......

    46. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real question is why aren't the kids in school.

      Did you know that there is the age group of kids under 4 who don't go to school, right? Also with kids who are a bit older, the school schedule quite often doesn't align at all with a work schedule.

      Clearly you do not have kids.

    47. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been working at home for over a decade. No doubt you will get interrupted ... so I try to work the hours my family are sleeping. Its getting better now that they are on facebook and youtube so much these days.

      Great!
      So they're asleep when you're working, and then they're at work or school when you're awake, and then you can sleep when they're at home!
      Sounds like you might be trying to avoid them.

    48. Re:Maybe if you're single by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      People freak out when I turn off the damned IM.

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    49. Re:Maybe if you're single by whitlocktj · · Score: 1

      You win

    50. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you have Windows 7 Ultimate at the office. I don't know if any flavor of Windows 10 still has it.

    51. Re:Maybe if you're single by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Not a bad idea, but probably wouldn't work for us. Years ago, we did have a "cleaning lady" come in weekly to vacuum and dust and wipe down counters and mirrors and what not. The problem was, all the various junk we had laying around that was in the way -before she'd come in, we always had to hurry and straighten up the night before, and personal effects are something I assume maid's generally won't touch, and that was more work than dusting, vacuuming and scrubbing. We have a son now, (he's 15) so it's much worse, and the wife seems keen to never throw out anything of his, even toys from when he was 3, 4, 5, etc.., for sentimental reasons. There isn't a clear flat surface in our house anywhere, except the floor at least.. well, most parts anyway, I guess. So our house is full of stupid half broken baby toys, among other things. It's a small house with only two bedrooms, kinda sucks as houses go, but still better than an apartment.

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    52. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      One reason I avoid working from home is that I trust my coworkers in the office to let me work more than I trust my wife and my kids to let me work.

      Yes! I used to have an arrangement with the boss to work from home a few days a week. I negotiated down to 1 day a week after getting married as the wife does not understand the concept of "I need to focus on work now" and seems to think programming is just typing and can be done with a constant stream of interruptions. After having kids I negotiated down to 0 work-from-home days as frankly I'm just happy to escape the house.

    53. Re:Maybe if you're single by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      People freak out when I turn off the damned IM.

      Tell them to email you if they need an IM session....tell them that for some reason IM isn't working on your machine some times, etc...

      I found my productivity has skyrocketed since I turned IM off....

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    54. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you're so uptight that you consider your wife or kids talking to you for five minutes a disciplinary action and a loss of control, i feel for your family

      Also, young kids won't understand. They'll get the concept, but then you are teaching them, that work is important than them, and that my friend is simply not true.

    55. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In my experience, the collaborative portion of software development requires 0 face time.

    56. Re: Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sarcasm? If Management can do it, why not us?

    57. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nonono, the real question is why burden them with coding?!? let the little fuckers be kids. jesus. this whole "forcing kids into career directions" is utterly fucking stupid, and counter productive. it produces pot-heads and other substance abusers.

    58. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A solid backhand will stop the kids from ever bothering you again....

      Unless your kids are into tennis.

    59. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, a newlywed. How cute. Give it a few years and get back to me.

    60. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I will admit that it _can_ be a "growing pain" - especially if nobody else was used to you being around at all hours of the day. All of a sudden as if by magic you're seemingly "home" all the time it invites interruptions.

      But I do agree - if the small amount of discipline at home can't be eventually exercised, there are deeper issues that working from home.

      Biggest issue *I* have from working at home is that work is never a long commute away - so I can find myself working far longer to answer that one last email, that one last piece of code that was bothering me, etc. But that's an issue with MY discipline, not the rest of the people that live there :-)

    61. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you married a proto-hoarder and I'm starting to wonder if all women have such tendencies to some extent. My mom did, my sister is worse, and some of it rubbed off onto me as I'm starting to realize how much stuff I still have in boxes 3 years after moving into my house.

    62. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q:"You are the IT guy, here, have this badly table excel I did not want to format" A: "Fuck you"

    63. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience, it's the exact opposite. Every team I've worked on that had people in the same place had productivity that far outstripped the "distributed" teams. By "productivity" I don't mean number of lines written or commits made, but "work accomplished without adding bugs."

    64. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think that's what "collaboration" means, or you work with people who do, then the problem is that you or the people you work with are defective programmers.

      Major software products are not written by lone wolves in basements anymore. If you're working on something bigger than 50k LOC, chances are very good that you WILL be working with other programmers, somehow. If you can't handle interacting with other programmers, in my experience you WILL be a source of bugs and frustration for everyone else. That makes you deadweight.

    65. Re:Maybe if you're single by Gr8Apes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People freak out when I turn off the damned IM.

      Tell them to email you if they need an IM session....tell them that for some reason IM isn't working on your machine some times, etc...

      I found my productivity has skyrocketed since I turned IM off....

      Bah, just turn off all the notifications. No sounds, banners, popups, etc. It's there when I want to check it and poof - back to the back it goes. I do the same with email. Just because it says it's instant, doesn't mean you'll get an instant response. (Meetings, bathroom, lunch, boss talking to you, etc....)

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    66. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, parent of the year award material.

    67. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My solution is to send your wife on an two night trip with her friends and have the dumpster delivered after she leaves. Once it is full, make sure it is picked up before she returns so she can't dig all the trash back out.

    68. Re: Maybe if you're single by BlytheBowman · · Score: 1

      Too bad in most places it is illegal to just lock them in a room. If it were legal, that's what I would do.

    69. Re: Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe in your family

    70. Re:Maybe if you're single by FirephoxRising · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean, we had to set some ground rules at my place. If either one of us was working less, they did more housework. I work 70 hours a week and my wife 55 hours a week, we do some each, she does more. If our positions were reversed then the proportions would reverse. If she didn't work, I'd expect her to do most and visa versa.

    71. Re:Maybe if you're single by ghoul · · Score: 1

      "Or maybe teach the kids to code."
      Thats cruel. I have half a mind to call Child services on you.

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    72. Re:Maybe if you're single by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't really happen that way not like homework. There is a real reward for working success, rather than an abstract reward. So you do the work. What you do is adjust you schedule. So wakeup, feel your mood, bright and snappy, put on some shorts and start working whilst considering breakfast, keeping going on a nice cup of tea. When a break moment comes into the work flow, stop and make yourself a nice breakfast, site back relax and enjoy, considering work to be carried out post breakfast. Than back at it. Similarly morning smoko, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner and stuff like shopping just schedule in. Work does become much more fun, listening to tunes, nice long lunch breaks, the early morning jump on the days work (consider just the gains in commuting, then there is dressing and meal quality is great).

      Working from home is all about flexibility and technically spending more time at work but spending less time working and yet being more productive ;). Never forget you are also avoiding company politics and SJWs and all the other shit that goes on. Productivity is so much better, don't be surprised when you do eight hours work in four hours. Even home chores become a saving, think roast chicken for lunch but that takes hours to cook but it only takes minutes to prepare, squeezed in between work. Get stuck, do the vacuuming, trouble with a problem take a shower, need a break do your clothes washing (forget the whiny women bull, the washing machine does the washing and it only takes minutes to load). Not only can you get all your 'work' done, you can squeeze in all your home chores, provding much more free time and in that free time, well, you can bank work to create gaps in the work day for other stuff.

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    73. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're so uptight that you consider your wife or kids talking to you for five minutes a disciplinary action and a loss of control, i feel for your family

      It is a matter of respect. Work is important. It is a commitment. Children should be raised to honor their commitments.

      Also, young kids won't understand. They'll get the concept, but then you are teaching them, that work is important than them, and that my friend is simply not true.

      /quote

      The attitude you are expressing is a prime example of why people say millenials are poor workers. They were not raised to respect it as a serious commitment.

    74. Re:Maybe if you're single by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      And a roof...they accused me of building a 'fortress of solitude'.

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    75. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amature doctor here.

      You need to give the wife a good hard fuck, that will clear things right up.

      Then get her a bunch of good storage boxes and someplace to put them (shed or rented storage). Sometimes the solution is just more organized storage.

      Everytime she complains...good hard fuck.

    76. Re:Maybe if you're single by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Or maybe teach the kids to code.

      His kids interrupt, taking time from his work. So your suggestion is that he spend even more time teaching them coding?

    77. Re:Maybe if you're single by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      A backhand is the sign of a brute. You can easily shatter an kid's zygomatic arch with a knuckle. A measured spanking, while still physical, isn't.

    78. Re:Maybe if you're single by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      It isn't five minutes. It's five minutes, plus five minutes, plus five minutes, plus five minutes, plus five minutes.....

      And no, that's not what he would be teaching them. He'd be teaching them self control and forethought. But to understand that, my friend, would require you think beyond your preconceptions.

    79. Re:Maybe if you're single by Oligonicella · · Score: 1
      GP

      Funny how the people who always insist that software development is "collaborative" are the ones who mean "you do your job, and you do my job, too".

      You

      If you think that's what "collaboration" means

      How in hell did you get to there?

    80. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you're a nice person. I suggest farting far more often. Perhaps eat some food that doesn't agree with you. Try some yogurt if you normally don't eat it. It magically keeps people away from you.

    81. Re:Maybe if you're single by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Why are you in an inherently collaborative industry...

      Presumption. It's dependent on the project.

    82. Re:Maybe if you're single by just+another+AC · · Score: 1

      He will eventually become a marshall process that just processes interruptions from the kids as they dutifully carry out their (his) coding duties.

    83. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, what could possibly be the harm in teaching kids to respond with violence when someone does things they don't like?

    84. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 Beasts, Top rated Reviews, Buyer's Guides, and comparison charts are just a few things we offer to help you find the best products in the market.

    85. Re: Maybe if you're single by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      What sarcasm?

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    86. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So your suggestion is that he spend even more time teaching them coding?

      Do not underestimate young kids. In one experiment (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/01/kids_learn_hacking_android/), a few boxes with tablets were dropped off at a remote African village for the kids to play with. What happened next:

      >"I thought the kids would play with the boxes. Within four minutes, one kid not only opened the box, found the on-off switch ... powered it up," Negroponte told MIT Review. "Within five days, they were using 47 apps per child, per day. Within two weeks, they were singing ABC songs in the village, and within five months, they had hacked Android."

    87. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. "Inherently collaborative industry" is biggest load of bullshit I've heard in awhile. Maybe if you don't know anything, you have to "collaborate" constantly, but some of us are perfectly capable of producing a working product on our own.

    88. Re:Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile, I'm sure your employers are thrilled that you spend so much time teaching your kids math instead of getting on with the job they pay you for.

      GP is maybe a bit heavy-handed (excuse the pun) with his method of dealing with distractions, but your kids really shouldn't be bothering you at all (save for a life or death situation) whilst your working.

    89. Re:Maybe if you're single by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean about it rubbing off. I kinda gave up trying to be clean, there was no point. There's tons of crap on top of our fridge, in the hutch, on the table, the coffee table, in the corner.. everywhere.

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    90. Re: Maybe if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The kids at work bother me more ham the kids at home. It's a lot harder to discipline a petulant "adult" manager who dictates by tantrum, and squabbling "adult" engineers constantly ratting each other out.

    91. Re:Maybe if you're single by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Not bad, I'm considering it!

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    92. Re:Maybe if you're single by hattig · · Score: 1

      Sure, during holiday time they'll be home, so go into the office or ship them off to the grandparents for a holiday, but for the majority of the year they are at school.

      Oh, but they come home at 3? After school club is well worth paying for, as you'll be saving otherwise by working from home. Anyway, unless you keep popping out children, they will eventually grow past an age where they annoy you. Summer's better if you have a garden too.

      The two hours of commuting WfH saves is generally well worth it where possible, never mind the train fare each day, and then the cost of lunch which is always more than preparing something at home.

      Let's not admit to the never mentioned hangover solution too, after you've 'appeared' at work in the morning for your online standup or sent an email or two, go back to bed until you feel better, and work later to make up for it. Win-Win all round, you get the work done, the employer is happy because the work was done.

    93. Re:Maybe if you're single by hattig · · Score: 1

      I've found once I get past the procrastination, working from home is far better to get work done than in the office. But you do need to set up a conducive working area free of your daily clutter.

    94. Re:Maybe if you're single by hattig · · Score: 1

      What's vacuuming? :p

      Anyway, you also have the choice of where to sit at home, desk, dining table, sofa, garden, local pub. Change your location, feel better about things, relaxed and less stressed. You'll do your work better.

      You also feel like you are getting something out of your house rather than being a place to sleep, crap and eat whilst watching TV for a couple of hours.

    95. Re:Maybe if you're single by hattig · · Score: 1

      Wife can be trained to bring you coffee/tea every hour.
      Kids should be at school over half of the year, and apart from a small range of ages should understand to leave you alone.
      Cats. Seriously? I have two and I can cope with their shenanigans when working from home, welcome relaxing de-stressing situations, these.
      Just sit where you want - sofa, dining table, desk in bedroom/hallway, edge of bed, in bed, local pub.

      But you really really do need your workplace to move into the 2010s and provide you with a laptop and VPN solution, rather than remote desktop. Remote desktop kills WfH.

    96. Re:Maybe if you're single by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      We found it useful to have a designated periodic time when we needed to straighten up.

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    97. Re:Maybe if you're single by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I can keep focused on work for one day at home, no problem. It gets to be an effort on the second day, and I haven't tried three days straight. YMMV.

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    98. Re:Maybe if you're single by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      One of life's ironies: it's often hard to actually work at your workspace during working hours. This wouldn't happen in a rational world.

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  2. If your job can be done from your home... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...it can also be done from Bombay...

    1. Re:If your job can be done from your home... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...it can also be done from Bombay...

      Insensitive fool! My home is in Bombay!

    2. Re:If your job can be done from your home... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conversely, if your job can be done from Mumbai, it can also be done from home.

    3. Re:If your job can be done from your home... by computational+super · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. Or rather - yes, that may be true, but on the other hand, my native language is American-accented English, I know that "needful" isn't a word, and I'm awake the same hours you are. I do charge a bit more, though.

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    4. Re:If your job can be done from your home... by thegreatbob · · Score: 1

      "Needful" is very much a word; it happened to be picked up on frequently by Indian English learners, which seems to have increased its prevalence in modern English substantially.

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    5. Re:If your job can be done from your home... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, I have to point out that the use of "needful" is a dog whistle to Americans who don't want to hire Indian engineers because of poor experience with the whole Indian computer culture. He's saying he doesn't have an English or Indian accent but will cost more.

    6. Re:If your job can be done from your home... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calling Dr. Bombay, calling Dr. Bombay....

    7. Re:If your job can be done from your home... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they were not idiots, actually knew something, had an ethic of work, and knew how to write proper English, it could be done from there. Maybe you meant Russia, where people actually know what they do, and are actually good and cheap too.

    8. Re:If your job can be done from your home... by ghoul · · Score: 1

      Well not at the same cost as the cost of living is higher here because we tend to pay our lower skilled support staff like Electricians and Plumbers and Janitors way more than they are paid in India. While this is good from a social cohesion point of view by keeping the gap between rich and poor down if you have a job that can be done remotely from a country where they are too busy surviving to give a shit about the poor the middle class can outcompete you on price. Of course you might have a few advantages like the electricity and the internet always working and not haing to bother about bribing the local goons to make sure you have a parking space fro your car but at the same time folks in India can afford a maid to clean, a cook to cook, a babysitter to watch the kids, a driver to drive them to work while they can focus on coding. Which means they can outcompete you on coding skills and you need to provide something which they cannot provide remotely in order to keep your job in a globalized market.

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    9. Re:If your job can be done from your home... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      You were saying?...

      needful ADJECTIVE

      1: formal
      necessary; requisite:
      "a further word was needful"
      synonyms: necessary - needed - required - requisite - essential - [more]

      2: needy:
      "she gave her money away to needful people"

    10. Re:If your job can be done from your home... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please tell me the what was the last product you bought from Russia was, that wasn't a petroleum product.

      Oh right. Nothing.

    11. Re:If your job can be done from your home... by ExEm2SS · · Score: 1

      ...not well, though.

  3. Or even from Mumbai by HBI · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    The name was changed 22 years ago...

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    1. Re:Or even from Mumbai by Opportunist · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nobody gave a shit 22 years ago, nobody gives a shit today.

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    2. Re:Or even from Mumbai by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work with Indians in the USA who still refer to it as Bombay.

    3. Re:Or even from Mumbai by ghoul · · Score: 1

      You New Amsterdam folks and your BIg Apple mentality. Grow up.

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  4. Slumdog... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is that you?

  5. What? No one told me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was in Burma at the time.

    1. Re:What? No one told me! by TWX · · Score: 1

      Bom-bay?
      No way!
      Mumbai!
      Burma-shave.

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    2. Re:What? No one told me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about Constantinople?

    3. Re:What? No one told me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was told it was Istanbul. Admittedly my source admitted to not being a real doctor.

  6. Well, I'm single and... by dmgxmichael · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My worry is that if I took up the offer to work from home I'd start to hermit. I need the social time and to get out and be among other human beings, otherwise I fear I'd stay single forever.

    1. Re:Well, I'm single and... by Drethon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Social time and socializing at work never seem to be the same. I can get along fine with coworkers at work, outside work tends to be a different situation, sometimes better, sometimes worse.

    2. Re:Well, I'm single and... by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

      If your plan is to find a woman at work, you're in the wrong industry and haven't been paying attention for the last 30 years.

      'Just trying to get laid' IS harassment. Don't harass coworkers.

      You should start a hermit's club, find a nice lady hermit. The non-joiners group.

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    3. Re:Well, I'm single and... by farble1670 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      On that topic, team building events. I generally enjoy all my coworkers, but after spending 8-10 hours a day with them, the last thing I want to do for relaxation spend MORE time with them.

    4. Re:Well, I'm single and... by Drethon · · Score: 2

      On that topic, team building events. I generally enjoy all my coworkers, but after spending 8-10 hours a day with them, the last thing I want to do for relaxation spend MORE time with them.

      The proper event can be good. I liked the time we went to see a showing of Office Space. Most events though seem to be sit around and talk, when I've had enough of that for the day. So I get where you are coming from.

    5. Re:Well, I'm single and... by chuckugly · · Score: 1

      Not seeing the problem. - Mr Hermit

    6. Re:Well, I'm single and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same problem when I was younger. Working from home is fun and all, but if you don't excercise your social skills they tend to rust and you start going strange. I guess a less nerdy person might find other social outlets but I never did.

      (I'm married with kids now so my wife tends to force a degree of socialising on me, which is good and irritating at the same time.)

    7. Re:Well, I'm single and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same. As I mentioned above, you can try to avoid this by going to cafes, but that becomes a big hassle in itself and partially defeats the purpose of avoiding the office. Another issue is staying focused and avoiding distractions can be easier to do at work. Not that people can't and don't procrastinate at work, but I think it's harder to do that for too long than it is when you're on your own. I think a mix of being able to work outside of the office and in is ideal.

    8. Re:Well, I'm single and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > otherwise I fear I'd stay single forever.

      "Fear"?

      I fail to see the problem.

  7. Leads to bad programming. by foxalopex · · Score: 0

    In all honestly, this could also lead to some really bad programming considering if you never Interact with anyone it could result in you coding in a way that results in unmanageable code or something that won't work with a team. Besides, I actually like some office interaction now and then so I don't get completely locked into my own ideas and hobbies.

    1. Re:Leads to bad programming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is BS. Integral to working from home are collaboration tools which include code reviews and you know, actual collaboration. Lack of discipline and mature processes lead to bad programming, not geographic location.

    2. Re:Leads to bad programming. by gweihir · · Score: 1

      You need that interaction. While coding is best done as a solitary activity, other things are not. This includes requirement engineering, customer interaction, issue analysis together with the customer, etc. Interaction tools can help a lot there, but the occasional face-to-face meeting is still necessary.

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    3. Re:Leads to bad programming. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Can happen in the office. I've resorted to leaving threats of physical violence (breaking all their fingers (and toes), so they couldn't possible code) in the comments. Poor source control made it unattributable, but I knew who 'did it'.

      At very least, project managers need to spot review source control logs. Peer code review for where the project manager can't code. Being in the same office doesn't help if coding remains a 'shameful, solitary practice'.

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    4. Re:Leads to bad programming. by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      Integral to working from home are collaboration tools

      You know the absolute best collaboration tool? Turning your head and speaking.

    5. Re:Leads to bad programming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound fun to work with.

    6. Re:Leads to bad programming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "your mother sucks cocks in hell"?

      maybe dispense with the projectile vomitting.

    7. Re:Leads to bad programming. by farble1670 · · Score: 0

      When you were sucking at mommy's breast until you were 14, no one told you there might be people in this world that might disagree with you huh? Must be hard for you.

    8. Re:Leads to bad programming. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I'd be worse now.

      Check in VB code that all depends on:

      global variant aLocalArray()

      I'll have your job, won't bother with half steps like broken fingers.

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    9. Re:Leads to bad programming. by hattig · · Score: 1

      If you don't have online code reviews as part of the process then set it up.
      WfH would usually be an earned benefit after you've proven yourself (i.e., passed probation at work for example), so people will trust your abilities.
      One thing is your online Kanban/Scrum/Whatever system needs to work well, and people need to use it well.
      Another thing is the company needs a chat system (Slack, Mattermost, Teams, IRC) for teams to talk in groups, and a voicechat system (Skype for Business), again needs multi-user chat, not just one to one.

      And I think going into the office a couple of days a week still helps, 100% WfH might be a bit too much. Those days in the office generally turn into paperwork days - for your meetings, team demo/retro/planning, other general bullshit, rather than getting work done days.

    10. Re:Leads to bad programming. by avandesande · · Score: 1

      we were swapping code snippets with AIM 20 years ago even when we were in the same office

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  8. Or from an office somewhere else by CustomSolvers2 · · Score: 1

    I like remote work because it allows me to work from anywhere. At least in theory, because this format isn't still too popular and there are lots of restrictions. For things like programming, I expect it to gradually become a widely accepted alternative.

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  9. Huh... by Kierthos · · Score: 1

    Where I work, none of our programmers (of which I am one) are allowed to work from home any more except in cases of emergency. Mind you, it's a small company, and there's only three of us programmers here to begin with, and we're all on Slack and have fairly open lines of communication with each other.

    But one of the bosses apparently gets a case of the chapped ass if he can't have a pointless meeting at the drop of a hat to go over something we've covered a handful of times already. So, anyone working from home is a direct affront to his micro-managing style. (This is the same guy who got upset that no one came in on July 4th last year when we were closed.)

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    1. Re:Huh... by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      Wow, you've already lasted a year there? Your boss sounds like a nightmare.

    2. Re:Huh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have marketable skills, this is an easy problem to rectify. You get what you put up with.

    3. Re:Huh... by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Fuck that guy and that job.

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    4. Re:Huh... by spiritgreywolf · · Score: 1

      I used to be like you. I don't put up with any of that shit anymore. Get really good at what you do, network, consult, etc., and get out from under that asshat. It will never get better - only worse.

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  10. Pros and Cons by coolmoose25 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Pros: - less commute time - good for the environment - more flexibility - potentially higher productivity Cons: - Out of sight, out of mind is not good at layoff time - less social interaction - less professional interaction (maybe) Overall, I prefer to work from home, but since I have direct reports that I manage, I'm not allowed to do it full time. I do telecommute every friday though!

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    1. Re:Pros and Cons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      - Out of sight, out of mind is not good at layoff time

      I see that quoted a lot, but in my experience we're all out of sight of the people actually making the decisions at layoff time.

    2. Re:Pros and Cons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a job where I don't do much (infighting amongst the project managers and the management has basically cancelled all projects so the devs.. we just kinda sit around with our thumbs up our asses). I can do this from home just as easily as I can in an office.

    3. Re:Pros and Cons by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      Pros: potentially higher productivity

      Cons: actually lower productivity.

    4. Re:Pros and Cons by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      The hour and half I save on the commute every day is worth far than the cost of an always-on VC unit at the office. The VC's camera allows me to literally look over my coworker's shoulders, and if I wanted to, I could also have my face on a 50 inch TV.

    5. Re:Pros and Cons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cons: actually lower productivity.

      Don't knock it 'till you try it. It's not for everyone, of course, as some people need to have the whip cracked to get them to lift a finger.

      In my own experience, I've been successfully telecommuting full-time for many years now, and have often been told that I'm far more productive than the people who go into the office every day.

      I also think the GP might be my boss. :-x

    6. Re:Pros and Cons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask yourself, "Where am I less likely to get shot?"

    7. Re:Pros and Cons by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Canada?

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    8. Re:Pros and Cons by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Another con: making a statement of personal opinion as if it were fact.

    9. Re:Pros and Cons by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      It's not necessarily a matter of crack-the-whip. Having separate physical environments for work and non-work is useful in keeping the two straight.

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  11. Networking by rsilvergun · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The office is where you network. If you're a programmer you need to realize you have a shelf life of 40 years. If you haven't moved into management by then you're toast (unless you're a math genius, but you're not a programmer at that point, you're a mathematician who happens to program).

    And give up on age discrimination lawsuits. Remember kiddos: It's not a law if it's not enforce.

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    1. Re:Networking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      God, the west coast tech industry truly must suck. I changed careers TO programming and design after age 40 and have worked steadily and happily for the past 15 years. Never once have I encountered ageism working in the southeast or the midwest. And in fact, the average age of my coworkers is probably in the mid-30s to mid-40s. When I worked for the Federal Government for a time, it was even older.

    2. Re:Networking by gweihir · · Score: 2

      Depends very much. While I am not a full-time coder (I am also architect, designer, security-expert, technology-consultant, risk-manager, etc.), I am strongly going on 50 and customers are quite happy to pay my consulting rate to have me coding for them (usually from home). Of course, if you do not keep current and do not acquire the additional skills your age and experience should bring with it, then you are indeed toast. The problem is that for older coders, it is far more obvious if they are semi- to incompetent or cannot do anything besides the actual coding and there is no (irrational, but real) "youth bonus" to cover it up either.

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    3. Re:Networking by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      The office may be where you network. I work from home, aside from rare (around once a year) trips to one of the offices; but I have 2-3 hours of conference calls with coworkers every day, and the same in email, and often one-on-one calls or IM conversations. I'm highly visible, even if I'm not physically present at any of the offices.

      It's easy to network remotely when you make yourself indispensable by solving a lot of problems and knowing a lot of useful stuff, and possessing reasonable social and communication skills so it's not burdensome for your coworkers to reach out.

      Oh, and I'm on the cusp of my third decade as a professional developer, and only adding to my responsibilities and areas of expertise. And there are plenty of folks here with 10+ years on me. But then I work for a firm that's known for retaining expertise.

    4. Re:Networking by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      Some older people want remote only to hide their age.

      Seems like a lot of the tricks to avoid age-ism only marginally improve your odds.

      Don't have much to offer about how good or bad age-ism is in Raleigh, NC. Not a lot of older devs, although I do see some older consultants.

    5. Re:Networking by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      It's more a matter of looking reasonably young than being young. I found that dying my hair to get the white out improved my offer-to-interview ratio tremendously.

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  12. It's managers that should telecommute. by CQDX · · Score: 1

    I, and my direct reports, would get so much more done if we didn't have meeting after meeting called by managers to check on our status and to berate us for not getting things done.

    1. Re:It's managers that should telecommute. by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Managers telecommute? Are you kidding? You must never have worked from home.
       
      When I do, I tend to get 8 hrs of work done the first 4-5 hrs, and then start looking for other stuff to do. If a manager did that, office productivity would be destroyed before anyone could figure out what happened.
       
      I can't imagine the horrors that would be produced if a manager had tons of free time and peace and quiet to think about efficiency and team building. It's far better that they be busy most of the time talking to a groups of people in the office, because at least then, they're only impacting those people.

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  13. It is not a perk by gweihir · · Score: 2

    Things that improve your efficiency and effectiveness dramatically, are not perks. They are good sense on the side of the employer.

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    1. Re:It is not a perk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mostly ignore AC's. There are too many self-important cretins hiding behind it. Slashdot offers pseudonymity. Use it.

      I did. Its called Anonymous Coward. Are you done now?

    2. Re:It is not a perk by gweihir · · Score: 1

      And you do demonstrate that you are a "self-important cretin" as well. Well done!

      Here is a hint: If you do not know what words mean, look them up before disgracing yourself.

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  14. Re:No womens by TWX · · Score: 1

    Why are you afraid of women in the workplace? Are you weaker than the so-called weaker sex, or do you just prefer the company of men?

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  15. I feel that this might be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  16. I prefer office by jader3rd · · Score: 2

    But Home can beat a creative, collaborative open space.

    1. Re:I prefer office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Assuming the project requires creative collaboration. Otherwise, it's noise to be endured.

  17. Balance by aoism · · Score: 1

    I feel like anything, a balance is best. Working from the office means less gets done overall. I have less opportunities to be heads down. We have an open office, so there are tons of distractions -- from people conversing, to simply walking my field of view and me reflexively looking up to see who it is. It IS nice for quick pow wows in person, getting ahold of people who haven't responded to your Hipchat/Hangouts messages in a timely manner, and socialization at lunch or after hours.

    Working from home means you forget your social skills. You devolve in to a wolf man. In persona conflict resolution is never a thing, and it's all done over email or chat, which can muddy up a situation. Deodorant becomes optional. Hell, underpants become optional. For people with kids at home, there's that lack of understanding of why daddy or mommy can't play. There is also a huge risk of fucking off at home, and it takes discipline to keep your keel even, and not try to beat Final Fantasy 10 for the 15th time in a row.

    For me I find the best balance at 3 days in, 2 days telecommute. YMMV of course.

    1. Re:Balance by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      For me I find the best balance at 3 days in, 2 days telecommute. YMMV of course.

      Well of course YMMV. Not everyone's workplace is at the same distance from his house than yours.

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      #DeleteFacebook
  18. Nice by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    Exactly. If you can work from home, you can hire some Asian programmers to do the work for you and enjoy retirement-like leisure time.
    Some people already did in the past, I'm betting there are lots of them.

    1. Re:Nice by CustomSolvers2 · · Score: 1

      Someone has to watch you 24/7 to make sure that you do everything as you should? Like a kleptomaniac or a small kid? I assume that now there is a person in your office regularly checking that all what you do is fine. OK, in that case I guess that remote work is a bad idea for your company.

      But by assuming workers with no pride in their work and not too solid moral values who need to be forced to do what they should (never met any programmer like this), I see other problems with your theory:
      - Your job has to be affordably replaceable. This approach is certainly not acceptable for highly-specialised positions.
      - Eventual responsibility for bad outputs. You could even lose your job because of other person's incompetence.
      - Dealing with unexpected issues. For example, your boss suddenly calling you to talk about what only the person working on the project knows.

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      Custom Solvers 2.0 = Alvaro Carballo Garcia = varocarbas.
  19. Re:No womens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm afraid of women in the workplace because if I see breasts I won't be able to concentrate on my job.

    Fortunately for me, I work from home so I can do my job without any distraction.

    And now if you'll excuse me, I need a quick break. Maybe I'll load you-know-what websites...

  20. I wouldn't go that far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd take "work whenever you want as long as you deliver the deliverables" flexible hours. I work a lot better when I'm allowed anti-social hours like "wake up at noon, start work at 5pm, work until around 3am the next day, jump directly into bed"

  21. Re:No womens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you were in on the conspiracy you wouldn't need to ask that question.

  22. I work from home a decent amount by Tesen · · Score: 4, Informative

    I got my contract written as a minimum of two days a week WfH and wish I had demanded three! I have a nine-year-old boy who loves attention and a wife that does too ;) (how dare she! :P). But here are some basic steps to maintaining professionalism at home:

    1) Closing door. I.e. an office.

    2) People knock and await "come in" before entering unless it is a dire emergency. If it is not an emergency and they do not hear come in, then they can either knock again or come back later.

    3) My office hours are just that. I need to spend time in my office which means no, I cannot help you build a Lego project, no I cannot help load the dish washer. When I take a break, I can help, but only then.

    4) My family needs to keep the noise down.

    5) IM always up and I try to respond almost immediately. If I cannot I mark myself as busy, if I am marked as available then I expect myself to respond in 60 seconds. This also includes soft phone, always on.

    6) If there is a reason to be in the office I come in. I don't resist it. One SIT for a recent project made sense for me to be in the office, so for two weeks I came in, got SIT done and remediation and then back to my normal schedule.

    I personally thrive working from home as my commute time generally becomes a part of my normal day. If I have tight project deadlines, I will tell my mgr. not to expect me in the office for a bit. I still attend meetings remotely, I still beat on project mgrs. to either open a Skype call or a conference line (no excuse not to, even people in the office sometimes take meetings from their desk so they can multitask).

    Communications is the key and delivering what you promised on time is also the key. I collaborate with my fellow developers and we do so quite well and white boarding digitally is a lot nicer than a physical non-smart board.

    Now there are people that do not do well working from home, they either do not get their work done or they become depressed with the lack of human contact. From my observations, I find those that do not work well from home (not the ones that get depressed with lack of human contact) have a pretty poor focus and planning skills in the office and outside of it. So you help them build that ability. You help them to use proper time management skills, you help them prioritize their workload and come up with a plan of attack for the day.

    1. Re:I work from home a decent amount by avandesande · · Score: 1

      You forgot #1, get your butt out of bed like normal and get ready etc like you are going into work. Does wonders for your wakefulness....

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      love is just extroverted narcissism
  23. That's why I'm a contractor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being a contractor allows me to work from home 100% of the time. Which actually means working from wherever I want, without being tied to any physical location.
      I spend months at a time at the family vacation home every summer. I've been casually looking for full-time employment with a 100% work-from-home company, but they're still pretty limited at this point.

  24. You can get that any time by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    My worry is that if I took up the offer to work from home I'd start to hermit.

    If you really started lacking people you can always go work in a coffee shop, or better yet (much better) a shared working space.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  25. Almost 15 years at home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked from home exclusively as a c++ dev for almost 15 years. It's quite nice. I think I'd have a hard time with a commute now, but I wouldn't mind some coworkers to chat with now and then.

    You have to have an office in the house, especially if you have kids/wife around. If you have a place where you work, you'll work when you're there. It's also quite easy to train family to know to leave you alone when you're in the office.

  26. Let's discuss this at the Prussian Consulate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...in Siam. I'll send you an aeromail via the 4:30 auto-gyro.

    1. Re:Let's discuss this at the Prussian Consulate... by TWX · · Score: 1

      Direct it to my New Amsterdam address please.

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      Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
  27. Not just programmers. by antdude · · Score: 2

    Other areas like SQA testers. I loved my 1.5 years Cisco contract job to work from home because of my disabilities (e.g., can't drive, speak, hear, etc.). It was perfect!

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    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
    1. Re:Not just programmers. by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry about these disabilities. I'm gradually nearing the point of having vaguely similar ones. Would you mind if I asked how one goes about finding and applying/interviewing for contract positions when it is difficult to communicate in person? Thanks!!

    2. Re:Not just programmers. by antdude · · Score: 1

      Just do the same search like everyone else. It also helps to network with people that already know you. The hard part is having new people accomodate. :(

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      Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
    3. Re:Not just programmers. by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

      Thank you!

    4. Re:Not just programmers. by antdude · · Score: 1

      You're welcome. Also, being old doesn't help. :(

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      Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  28. I read that as.. by Ozan · · Score: 4, Funny

    I read that as "For Programmers, the Ultimate Office Perk is Avoiding MS Office Entirely" and nodded in agreement.

  29. I worked from home for 8.5 years in QA Management by gosand · · Score: 1

    I worked for a big bank, and after a few internal shuffles, most of my team wasn't located where I lived, even though I lived where there was an office. I traveled once a month or so to the E. Coast where my teams were, and it was pretty good. In fact, I was able to move across the country to another state without much interruption at all to my job. In fact it helped because I was closer to the E. Coast so travel time was reduced as well as being a timezone closer for morning meetings!

    I was usually working from 7 AM to 4:30 PM, with no real time for lunch because of overlapping meetings. Lots of meetings.

    I have since left there, thankfully, and am at a much smaller company. I like the people I work with, and I do feel less isolated than before. I like coming into the office. But I wouldn't mind working from home again some day. You just need to have the right tools in place, a good work ethic, and it helps if everyone "gets" working with remote people.

    Funny story - I joined one quarterly all-hands call via phone. It was apparently being held in a very large auditorium, several hundred in attendance. Typical big-company meeting of this type, some high-level talk from the exec, then he handed it off to others to give their spiels. One guy got speaking in person got on the mic, fumbled a bit with his introduction... then FROZE. Complete stage fright in front of 1000+ people in-person and on the phone. This was a pretty high-ranking guy in the company too who was no stranger to giving presentations. Then he collected himself, apologized, and said "I usually work from home, so I normally don't get to actually SEE this many people". Everyone laughed, then he laughed. That broke the tension, and he was fine after that and gave a pretty good presentation.

    I know I have personally led calls of 100+ people, and behind a phone I am sure it is easier than in person.

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    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  30. You can avoid the office as much as you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once we have fired and replaced you, no problem. :)

  31. Indians? by PatientZero · · Score: 2

    The correct term is Native Southern Asians, you insensitive clod!

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    Freedom to fear. Freedom from thought. Freedom to kill.
    I guess the War on Terror really is about freedom!
    1. Re:Indians? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      +1 for the insensitive clod meme.

      And I bow before your 15-bit-ness.

      --
      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  32. Working from home is something to avoid by dunnart · · Score: 2

    As a postgrad student I often worked from home. It meant I never got away from it. Now I deliberately don't have an internet connection at home or a smart phone, so when I leave work I am offline. Much better!

  33. and you wonder why they hate you by HBI · · Score: 1

    Can't even name their own city what they want, instead have to stick with a colonialist name devised by their overlords.

    --
    HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
    1. Re:and you wonder why they hate you by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      They can name it whatever they want for all I care.

      And so can I.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  34. If you hit them hard enough by mpercy · · Score: 1

    They'll be quiet for the rest of their lives.

  35. I get more done at home by gabrieltss · · Score: 1

    I get MORE work done at home than in the office. At home I don't get all the "walk up" "Help me!"'s. I can get through the hole day in the office and not have gotten a DAMN thing done. Working at home I get TONS done! I guess when you have tons of dumb asses in the office and your not IN the office they now have to FEND for themselves.

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    The Truth is a Virus!!!
  36. That's funny by n329619 · · Score: 1

    I consciously stay at home because I trust my wife and my kids to encourage me to keep doing my work more than I trust myself from getting distracted while hitting on female coworkers in the office.

  37. Working From Home Almost 10 Years by KermodeBear · · Score: 1

    I've been working from home for almost 10 years now, with only occasional visits to the office.

    I love it. I don't have people wandering by my desk and interrupting me, I don't have to deal with the constant noise (open floor plans are evil), no daily commute, I can cook a decent lunch, full control over heating/cooling, etc. Need to get in touch with co-workers? IM, email, conference calls, etc., plenty of ways to contact people if necessary. I get far more done at home than I ever could in the office.

    The only reason I stay with my current employer is the work-at-home benefit.

    I don't recommend it for people who can't stay on task or those with poorly behaved spouses / children. Your home office is an office, it is a work place and it needs to be treated as such.

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    Love sees no species.
  38. Not that great even if you're single by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're single, working from home can get lonely and monotonous and can make you feel like you're being a bit lazy. You can spice it up by going to cafes, but everyone else freelancing, studying, farting around has the same idea, so you may spend an hour hopping between coffee places trying to find a seat somewhere that also has an outlet you can use for power. Then, you're even more glued to your seat than you would be in an office and if you need to go to the bathroom, have to worry about taking your laptop with you and potentially losing your spot. If you want to grab lunch somewhere, same issue. You also may start to feel a bit guilty being there as other customers can't find seats and that you likely haven't bought anything since the coffee and bagel you bought when you first arrived. There are also likely going to be even more distractions than you would have in an office, such as friends chatting, other people sitting inches from you as the tables are paced right next to each other, customers constantly entering and leaving, etc.

  39. Love working from home. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been working from home for about two years now, I live in the middle of the Rocky Mountains and its been wonderful. I would say that this is one of the best benefits I've ever had. Our child is grown and out of the house, I do have four-legged children, but they are manageable. I hate living in the city, I've done it long enough; now I want to live out in the country, so my quality of live has improved.

  40. Simple rule for interruptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been working from home for 10 years now, and the rule I set from the get-go is pretty simple: If you wouldn't phone or come and see me during office hours when I'm working at some remote location, then you shouldn't phone me during those same hours when I'm at home either.

    When put into those simple terms, even dumb-fuck relatives get it. Anyone who can't follow this rule simply doesn't respect you or your time, which means you're under absolutely zero obligation to make yourself available to them anyway.

  41. I trust them far LESS to leave me the hell alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, got time for a quick chat? Just wanted to check if you got that thing I sent you and run an idea past you. Sorry, looks like you're busy. Let's sit down when you get a chance. I'll put a time on the calendar for this afternoon, ok?