Amazon's 1.7 Million Free Bananas 'Disrupting' Local Fruit Economy (consumerist.com)
Amazon has transformed businesses including retailing, filmmaking and data storage. But no one anticipated the bananas. It started with a brainstorm from founder and CEO Jeff Bezos that Amazon should offer everyone near its headquarters -- not just employees -- healthy, eco-friendly snacks as a public service. After considering oranges, Amazon picked bananas, and opened its first Community Banana Stand in late 2015. However, not everyone is pleased with the ecommerce giant's effort. From a report: Although there is no money in Amazon's community banana stands -- where the company has been offering free fruit to both workers and locals in Seattle since 2015 -- the tech giant's largesse is changing the banana landscape for some nearby businesses. [...] Thus far, the company says it's handed out more than 1.7 million free banana, reports The Wall Street Journal. But while many folks are fans of the free bananas, others say it's changing banana consumption in the community: Some workers say it's harder to find bananas at local grocery stores, while nearby eateries have also stopped selling as many banana as they used to.
They keep for a fairly long time, taste great, and come with their own packaging. When you're done eating, the packaging is also a source of fantastic comic relief if used properly. You also can always get a laugh by running around swinging a banana around and making monkey noises.
Over Amazon giving away bananas. I think they should add one to every Prime order they ship out.
They just have to stop doing this, then. I mean, it's tragic when any business is harmed in any way - but this is just too far. The banana eatery business is what this country was built on, and I can't imagine the hardships faced by grocers selling less bananas than normal.
God only approves of food consumption if it's part of a legal financial transaction.
Let's not stir that bag of worms...
Fake supply chains for resources (e.g., 'welfare') ruin real supply chains.
What happens when the fake supply chain decides to close shop, or indeed runs out of resources without anybody realizing it? You get catastrophe.
Foreign aid, welfare, subsidies, etc., all force the local market to build itself around fake infrastructure (look at Walmart, where employees make ends meet with food stamps), and the only way to keep that fake infrastructure going is to keep pouring more resources and transferring more authority to the illusion, until it collapses into chaos and horror (see Venezuela, or any other failed empire, such as the USSR, Rome, Egypt, and anything else you could possibly look at).
Private company hands out free healthy snacks to anyone who wants one, paying out of their own pocket, as a community service, and people find something to bitch about.
"Although there is no money in Amazon's community banana stands"
That's ridiculous. There's always money in the banana stand.
There's nothing you have that they can't take away: Absolute zero, Gentle Jack, bottom line.
As in, the plural requires an S. I counted at least two instances of "banana" used as the plural. What else about this report is half-assed and slapdash?
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Knock Knock ...
Who's there???
Banana...
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Also, free air disrupts the sale of bottled oxygen.
Free water from drinking fountains disrupts the sales from nearby soda machines.
The sun disrupts the sales of light bulbs.
Bananas...
All:
When I saw the headline of this article I immediately thought of Harry Chapin's song
30,000 pounds of bananas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfFM4Ilt4Rs
Lyrics here:
http://www.metrolyrics.com/30000-pounds-of-bananas-lyrics-harry-chapin.html
Opening stanza:
It was just after dark when the truck started down
The hill that leads into Scranton Pennsylvania.
Carrying thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
Carrying thirty thousand pounds (hit it Big John) of bananas.
I can't wait to see your face when you find out about Google's free lunches. :-D
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Also, free air disrupts the sale of bottled oxygen.
Free water from drinking fountains disrupts the sales from nearby soda machines.
The sun disrupts the sales of light bulbs.
* Air is not just oxygen, oxigen is not air.
* Drinking water is not soda.
* The sun does not penetrate my mom's basement.
You fail.
If you want news from today, you have to come back tomorrow.
Yeah, it will get a lot harder to "sell" those jobs where you break your back for pennies.
Here, allow me to play the world's tiniest violin for you.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
* The sun does not penetrate my mom's basement.
but everyone else has.
Amazon should instead give out Nutraloaf. It provides most of a person's nutritional needs and no local businesses will complain as few, if any, sell it (although some government agencies also give it away to selected individuals so Amazon might face some competition there if they are not careful when selecting their distribution channels).
Why is there an "insightful" mod and why isn't it "-1"? If I wanted insight, I wouldn't be reading
Yes, the sun does disrupt sale of lighting equipment. That does not mean we ban it.
"No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session." -- Judge Gideon J. Tucker
When you are able to include "banana landscape" in some published copy you can go home with a smile on your face.
Funny how people born wealthy seem to lead fulfilling lives without the need to scramble for a living to provide them with meaning and purpose.
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