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Physicists Have Created the Brightest Light Ever Recorded (vice.com)

Jason Koebler writes: A group of physicists at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln's Extreme Light Laboratory announced Monday that they have created the brightest light ever produced on Earth using Diocles, one of the most powerful lasers in the United States. When this high intensity laser pulse, which is one billion times brighter than the surface of the sun, strikes the electron, it causes it to behave differently. By firing this laser at individual electrons, the researchers found that past a certain threshold, the brightness of light will actually change an object's appearance rather than simply making it brighter. The x-rays that are produced in this fashion have an extremely high amount of energy, and Umstadter and his colleagues think this could end up being applied in a number of ways. For starters, it could allow doctors to produce x-ray medical images on the nanoscale, which would allow them to detect tumors and other anomalies that regular x-rays might have missed. Moreover, it could also be used for more sophisticated x-ray scanning at airports and other security checkpoints.

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  1. UNL sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised there's any science at all being done at UNL. All those bastards care about is football. There are cuts to academics because the state has a huge budget shortfall. But you can be certain that football won't face any cuts. When there were budget problems in 2008 and 2009, academics took huge cuts while they went full speed ahead on expensive renovations to the football stadium. The people in Lincoln are nutjobs who are obsessed with football and still think it's the late 1990s where they should contend for a national title every year. UNL would be much better off without football.

    1. Re:UNL sucks by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      According to this news article the athletic department makes money for the University, and pays about $16 million a year to the University.

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    2. Re: UNL sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      The money paid to UNL by athletics isn't a donation or a gift. They're paying for use of UNL facilities and services. The athletic department is profitable, but those profits aren't being used to improve academics. Besides, something is very wrong when the highest paid state employee is head football coach Mike Riley instead of someone like the governor or a university president. UNL is by far the weakest academic institution in the Big Ten. Instead of becoming more selective with their admissions criteria, they're lowering their standards to increase enrollment. I get it that athletics is a separate pool of money from academics, but the optics are horrible when you're renovating the football stadium while academics are being cut.

    3. Re: UNL sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He probably did since there is no other logical explanation as to why he would let little boys be raped over and over again for decades.

    4. Re: UNL sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question to ask is why did Penn State decide to do nothing for decades? It's because the school supports raping of children.

    5. Re: UNL sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worst school academically in division I. They need to be kicked out of the Big 11. They support rape of children which proves they're stupid.

    6. Re: UNL sucks by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So your complaints are that they are profitable and pay for all services rendered by the University (including scholarships for their athletes), but they are raising outside funds for a new stadium at zero cost to the University (in actuality, it will be a financial win for the University as it will receive even more payments and enhanced sales tax revenue which goes to fund higher education). Got it. It's the "optics" that matter, not the actual actions.

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    7. Re: UNL sucks by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      It isn't because the school supports raping children. But because if they kept it quiet this guy brings a lot of money and fame to the school.

      For the most part the most respected members of society, can easily be protected by their institutions for any wrongs that they do.

      We saw this with the Catholic Priest, Boy Scout troop leaders, Bill Cosby
      when ever there are people who are respected as being the best of us, we don't want to realize that they are flawed individuals as well. However the society protects them and their flaws continue unchecked and often would keep on getting worse as they are untouchable.

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    8. Re: UNL sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah the highest paid federal government position is the football coach for one of the academies (Navy I think?).

      President, psha! 5 star general, nope, Director of our TLAs, nope, football coach.

    9. Re: UNL sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did the USA not do anything about a school that support raping children for years. The answer is that the USA supports child rape. Why did the world not do anything about the USA for years. The truth is that everyone on the planet is a child rapist who supports man made global warming. The only solution to end all the child rape and global warming is to kill everyone. Everyone has allowed child rape and global warming to go on. Everyone deserves to die.

    10. Re: UNL sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The state of Nebraska should not be paying a head football coach far more than the governor or the University's chancellor.

      Well here is the thing, any schlub can be the governor(or President of the US for that matter), or a University chancellor, it doesn't take talent beyond ass kissing. Being a football coach actually requires some talent leading people and a lot of knowledge about the game.

      In short, there is far more demand than supply for GOOD football coaches. Politicians are a dime a dozen(or whatever the going rate is for buying off politicians is these days)

    11. Re: UNL sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google "Nebraska Coeds" sometime. ;). They got more than football going on over there. Lucky bastards...

  2. Brightness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it brighter than all of those Microsoft employees?

  3. more sophisticated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > ... x-ray scanning at airports and other security checkpoints.
    luggage or humans? Latter case, then please FU!

  4. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does it do a good job of re-heating coffee?

  5. Finally! by Z80a · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now it is possible to play the original gameboy advance!

  6. A minor detail... by phozz+bare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    it could allow doctors to produce x-ray medical images on the nanoscale

    However, researchers are still trying to overcome the slight technical difficulty of the patient being vaporized in the process.

    1. Re:A minor detail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doctor: "The good news is the powerful new x-ray allowed us to map your tumor in exquisite detail."
      "The bad news is you now have cancer everywhere".

    2. Re:A minor detail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moreover, it could also be used for more sophisticated x-ray scanning at airports and other security checkpoints.

      The TSA has no such second thoughts.

    3. Re:A minor detail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The abstract talks about studying nuclear dynamics, the summary about medical imaging. I think the the summary was dropped on its head as a child. Checking the article for confirmation costs 30 EURs.

    4. Re:A minor detail... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Look on the bright side... (pun intended) Now you won't be screened by stupid TSA agents, but by particle physicists.

    5. Re:A minor detail... by infolation · · Score: 2

      Why not combine airport security scanning with nanoscale tumor detection for a free hospital checkup every time you fly?

    6. Re:A minor detail... by doug141 · · Score: 1

      Tissue sample? Removed from the patient?

    7. Re:A minor detail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's okay. I didn't need my insides to function anyway.
      Keep them for the week, Doc.

    8. Re:A minor detail... by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

      Vaporized or burnt?

  7. Yeah sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Common, we know it's going to be used for nuclear bombs.

  8. Wait, is this deja-vu? by wierd_w · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I seem to remember something about this kind of thing about 8 years or so ago, where the schwinger limit was postulated to be unreachable due to self-interactions of the beam...

    https://arxiv.org/pdf/1007.430...

    and that due to these self-interactions, there was a theoretical fixed limit to photon flux in vacuum before the limit that would cause vacuum decay.

    Did this work somehow exceed that prior work?

    1. Re:Wait, is this deja-vu? by Moblaster · · Score: 5, Informative

      In this experiment they are basically jamming up the valence shells with photon wavepacket energy - the valence shells do not have time to "discharge" the energy before getting hit again, so they get overloaded in a sense. The output photons combine the energies of the input photons allowing for various harmonic (double, triple etc) frequency (i.e. energy) of the incoming photons. Basically if you consider normal decay times for re-emission under normal (not-so-bright light flux conditions), if you can fire photons at an atom faster than the average decay (normal re-emission) time, you'll start to get these energy-combining effects. The "appearance" changes because the normal preservation of angular momentum in the output re-emission is also altered (along with the output energy) because it must be preserved as well, so you don't get re-emission at the regular angle anymore.

    2. Re:Wait, is this deja-vu? by dbraden · · Score: 1

      Thank you for that description.

    3. Re:Wait, is this deja-vu? by drew_kime · · Score: 1

      In this experiment they are basically jamming up the valence shells with photon wavepacket energy - the valence shells do not have time to "discharge" the energy before getting hit again, so they get overloaded in a sense.

      I don't know enough physics to tell if that's a really great "layman's terms" explanation, or if it's Star Trek bullshit.

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    4. Re: Wait, is this deja-vu? by MichaelJ · · Score: 1

      Not Star Trek â" Babylon 5. Valen spent time in a shell.

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    5. Re:Wait, is this deja-vu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is this how they make energon cubes?

    6. Re:Wait, is this deja-vu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, let's dumb it down even more:

      They blast these atoms with so much light so fast that when they have to shoot off a photon to get rid of the extra energy, it's several times as big as it would normally be.

    7. Re:Wait, is this deja-vu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically putting 20 lbs of light in a 15lb bag.

    8. Re:Wait, is this deja-vu? by esonik · · Score: 2

      What you describe is almost right. Yes, laser photons scatter with electrons to generate x-ray photons, but the process is Compton scattering, not harmonics generation. The electrons are laser wakefield-accelerated (i.e. free) electrons of about 55 MeV kinetic energy (yes, capital M) , not valence electrons.
      Compton scattering analog would be playing billiard with electrons an photons: You can transfer energy from electrons to photons. In this case you take a fat high-energy (moving) electron and hit that with a low energy laser photon. This transfers a lot of kinetic energy onto the photon making it an x-ray photon, basically.
      There are no atoms involved in the primary process, so there is no re-emission and no decay - it's just scattering.

    9. Re:Wait, is this deja-vu? by esonik · · Score: 1

      Your prior work is theory. This work is experimental. And no, it doesn't reach Schwinger limit - they don't even try since they don't focus the entire primary laser pulse into one spot. Moreover, UNL's Diocles laser has "only" 100TW peak power, more than a factor 10 below today's state-of-the-art.
      The goal here was to generate short intense x-ray pulses with (relatively) narrow spectral bandwidth.

      Your theory article cites the ELI project as one that would be capable of (maybe) generating intensities four orders of magnitude below the Schwinger limit. However the ELI project got a little bit side-tracked: instead of building one big laser they settled for three much smaller lasers, basically because no country (i.e. neither France nor Germany) wanted to foot the bill for such a moonshot project.
      The funny thing is that the highest intensity lasers (Petawatt class) are commercial ones (including most of the ELI lasers) - it seems that research institutions can really keep pace in this field.

  9. Goes without saying.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It aint Trump.

  10. Go Sooners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or is that Shuckers? Smuckers?

    1. Re: Go Sooners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're an OU fan, rooting against the Nubs isn't worth your time. They're totally inept while their incredibly delusional fanbase is stuck in the 1990s and still thinks they should be a perennial national championship contender. They're very unimpressive, even in the extremely mediocre Big Ten west division. They always wanted out of the Big 12 because the Big 12 raised the academic standards over the old Big Eight conference and the Nubs didn't like it. It's probably good for the Nubs they're out of the Big 12, though. If they can't win in the Big Ten west, they'd absolutely get destroyed in the Big 12.

      Boomer Sooner!

  11. How can you hit an electron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heisenberg's uncertainty principle?

    1. Re:How can you hit an electron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If an electron has zero velocity, you can also know where it is :-)

    2. Re:How can you hit an electron by esonik · · Score: 1

      By using an electric field, in this case a photon.

      Look here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
      section Compton scattering applies to this article.

      Basically, hitting electrons with other things is the bread and butter of high energy physics.

  12. Great, more tech to shoot us with at the airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure if highlighting uses for security is really going to make the slashdot crowd jump for joy.

    We get the picture.
    New tech, first comes military use, then homeland security, then think of the children uses.

  13. Papers Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can remember that time when slashdot obligatorily linked to the arxiv.org preprint paper

    oh how you have fallen /.

  14. This is depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool research, reaching out to our knowledge's limit, matter's innermost secrets, and...

        "Moreover, it could also be used for more sophisticated x-ray scanning at airports and other security checkpoints."

    Laser to catch tarrists. Sometimes, just sometimes, I'd like to tar & feather one science journalist.

  15. Huh? by blibbo · · Score: 1

    "In nature, an individual electron interacts with an individual photon pretty infrequently—about every four months, according to Umstadter."

    That seems massively lacking in context to me.

    Surely an electron within a carbon atom in a lump of coal 10m underground interacts a different amount to an electron within a carbon atom on a rock in the sun in the desert, and perhaps different to an electron in a transparent oxygen molecule high in the air.

    Can someone explain it better?

  16. Re:Huh? by blibbo · · Score: 1

    Mod down, submitted post before finished by mistake. Reposted correctly after this.

  17. Military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "For starters, it could allow doctors to produce x-ray medical images on the nanoscale, which would allow them to detect tumors and other anomalies that regular x-rays might have missed. Moreover, it could also be used for more sophisticated x-ray scanning at airports and other security checkpoints."

    Nice story, bro. But the funding and applications are mainly military.

  18. Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do not look into laser beam with remaining eye.

  19. A likely story by Trogre · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pretty sure the blue LED on the front of my stereo is brighter.

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    1. Re:A likely story by pr0t0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The screen on my cell phone...at 06:00 am is easily the brightest object in the universe.

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    2. Re:A likely story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make sure to keep the curtains closed, or a hostile alien species could use your cell phone screen as a navigational guide in the future.

    3. Re:A likely story by esonik · · Score: 1

      Actually, by your definition, yes. Their x-ray pulses have a rather low number of photons (about a million per shot). However, physicists use a different definition for brightness: http://scienceworld.wolfram.co...
      and
      https://www.rp-photonics.com/s...

      That definition basically translates to "lots of light in one direction and in a narrow spectral range, per unit time" - squeezing the light in every imaginable way to make it as well-defined/focused as possible. This makes your LED lose in a lot of ways: because it's not pulsed, the light is all over the place instead of well collimated (straight like a laser), and oh yours are not x-ray photons - these carry about 10,000x more energy, each.

      Their driving laser (Diocles) is another story though: it has more than 1 Joule of optical(!) pulse energy. That's probably more light in one pulse than your LED will generate in its entire life. And that comes in a pulse that's only 33 femtoseconds short, that's 0.000000000000033 seconds. Not even the biggest laser, though.

  20. Just how bright is it? by djinn6 · · Score: 2

    How does this laser compare to some of the brightest objects in the universe, such as gamma ray bursts and quasars?

    1. Re:Just how bright is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wipes the floor with all of them.

    2. Re:Just how bright is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly enough, it's not as bright as those things. By a factor of about Avogadro's number (for quasars).

    3. Re:Just how bright is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or creimer's first fart of the day?

  21. Re:Huh? by Altrag · · Score: 1

    Probably small differences, but remember that the EM force is mediated by light, so even underground the electrons are constantly absorbing and firing off photons among themselves.

    That said, yes the enormous amount of photons being shot at us from the sun almost certainly means that an electron on the surface is going to be hit more often than one underground. I'm not entirely sure how much more often (ie: I don't know the natural rate of emission and absorption between electrons just sitting in a lump underground) but it will be a higher rate nonetheless.

    Which brings us to the way we usually report numbers like that -- averaging. Photon emission and absorption are pretty random events at the best of times, never mind when you consider say a photon in the middle of a laser beam will be getting hit many, many more times than one floating around in space. But you average the two rates together (and as many other samples as you can measure) and then you can talk about an amount in a sensible manner that doesn't require going into a detailed description of a specific testing environment.

  22. Lack of Imagination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Physicists Have Created the Brightest Light Ever Recorded

    ...and the best thing they can think to do with it is airport security screening?

  23. Bright light changing appearance by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1
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  24. Seems a costly way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to find explosives stuffed up a Muslim's kazoo.

  25. practical use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does the laser come with a shark mount?

  26. Kardashian News Flash!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After researchers in Nebraska create the brightest light, Kim Kardashian and her immediate family are now making their way to the university in order to *be* in that light.

  27. First use by joncombe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will be for BMW headlights. They seem to like to fit blindingly bright headlights. Yes it's great if it helps the BMW driver see but not so good if the drivers coming the other way can't see anything.

    1. Re:First use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But on the "bright side", the BMW driver gets to see me as a skeleton... instants before I'm actually dead.

    2. Re:First use by weepinganus · · Score: 1

      Will be for BMW headlights. They seem to like to fit blindingly bright headlights. Yes it's great if it helps the BMW driver see but not so good if the drivers coming the other way can't see anything.

      When you're the blinded driver, just aim for the bright spot. At least you know it's somewhere on the road, and the BMW driver can see well enough to maneuver around you.

    3. Re:First use by eam3 · · Score: 1

      The HID lights on my BMW adjust their level as soon as I start the car. The HID lights on my old Acura TL did not. When I had the Acura I constantly got hit with the high beams from oncoming drivers if I had even one person sitting in back. In over 10 years it has not happened once with my BMW.

    4. Re:First use by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      The HID lights on my BMW adjust their level as soon as I start the car. The HID lights on my old Acura TL did not. When I had the Acura I constantly got hit with the high beams from oncoming drivers if I had even one person sitting in back. In over 10 years it has not happened once with my BMW.

      Probably because the HIDs in your Acura were mis-aligned... My old Murano had HIDs which could be adjusted up and down using a wheel switch. Never had anyone flash me when I drove it.

  28. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I find more baffling is how this electron meets the same "individual" photon again every four months.

  29. Popcorn Anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but how much popcorn can it make?

    -Matt

  30. Exactly, what rubbish. by goombah99 · · Score: 2

    One of two things happens.
    1) the flesh between the imager and the molecules a few microns deep in the tissue will distort the wavefront rendering it non-bright (i.e. focusable) or
    2) you jack up the power to compensate for the lost bightness and varporize the flesh.

    Already, non-high brightness laser imaging of breast tissues and such are at the flesh burn limit so you can't actually use a more powerful laser. And there's no practical way to prevent the distortion from occuring.

    Ergo the claim is rubbish.

    You could still use it to look at surfaces of biopsies. But you don't need higher brightness to see indiviidual cells for that.

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    1. Re:Exactly, what rubbish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Er, they're talking about X-ray imaging, not laser imaging. The high brightness laser causes electrons to emit X-rays, and it's those X-rays that are of interest. The electrons absorb multiple photons from the laser and emit a single X-ray photon which combines their energy, so the X-ray beam is not nearly as bright as the laser beam.

      Ergo, your rubbishing of their claim is rubbish. I mean even if you didn't RTFA they talk about X-rays in the summary.

  31. Yay new tech by n0w0rries · · Score: 1

    Yay new tech, let's sell it to DHS so they can put another scanner in the airports!

    In other news, it seems people with tumors prefer United Airlines over any other airline.

  32. Improved Airport Security by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2

    However, researchers are still trying to overcome the slight technical difficulty of the patient being vaporized in the process.

    That's why it will make an excellent airport security detector. It's guaranteed not to let any bomb or potential terrorist get past it.

    1. Re:Improved Airport Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good example to why it is important to care about both false negatives and false positives.

      On a related note:
      If you ever wonder why law enforcement didn't do anything when a terrorist attack happened and there is a press statement that the people involved were under surveillance, remember that everyone is under surveillance not just the potential terrorists.

  33. Definitions? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    So, what does 'brightest' mean?

    More photons? Wow. I recall discussion of how to propel spacecraft with light. The Sun does indeed exert pressure on objects. Makes sense that at some point the 'light' you shine, if enough photons, may have interesting effects on it.

    I'm assuming 'bright' doesn't mean anything to do with spectrum, or frequency, or such. That didn't make sense to me...But bright white light is often defined by color temperature, or spectrum. So...

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    1. Re:Definitions? by esonik · · Score: 1

      Not more photons. See https://www.rp-photonics.com/s...
      and http://scienceworld.wolfram.co... for their definition.

      They get a peak brightness of about 10^19 photons s^-1 mm^-2 mrad^-2 (per 0.1% bandwidth) at 1 MeV photon energy. Peak means at the peak of a 30fs short pulse.

  34. obligatory quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The goggles! They do nothing!

  35. Cat toy by myth24601 · · Score: 1

    No cat will resist this new generation of laser pointers.

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  36. FAA alerted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After his new discovery the damn researcher pointed it at an airliner to see if his new toy's light would reach that far.

  37. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I find more baffling is how this electron meets the same "individual" photon again every four months.

    "Repeated ending and renewing of a relationship is often called relationship cycling (Dailey, Pfister, Jin, Beck, & Clark, 2009), and this dynamic can threaten the health and well-being of the relationship and its members."

  38. How is this going to affect global climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about minorities. What about the bathrooms in this light facikity. Do they respect the spectrum of genders. These are the things we need to worry about in today's usa

  39. Isn't this just multiphoton absorption? by cellocgw · · Score: 1

    Vice is hardly the place to go for coherent explanations, so -- other than apparently being able to cause a buttload (that's the Official Physics Term) of photons to be absorbed by one electron, how is this different from the more or less everyday 2- or 3- photon absorption process in things like passive Q-switch materials?
    The only way an electron can emit an X-ray is by dropping from a very energetic orbital down to a very weak one. The only way that electron gets bumped up that high is either by absorbing said Buttload of energy all at once or by successive single-transition-energy photons in sequence, which is a much more difficult thing to makehappen anyway.

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    1. Re:Isn't this just multiphoton absorption? by esonik · · Score: 1

      TFA warps facts beyond recognition. You need to read the Arxiv preprint article (linked in another post) to figure out what's actually going on:

      There are two processes: Electrons are accelerated to relativistic energies (50-300 MeV, variable) by laser wakefield acceleration using most of the laser beam. Google that - there lots of interesting material.

      The other part of the laser beam is sent around the other way and hits those high energy electrons more-or-less head on and they undergo a Compton scattering process, transferring (lots of) energy from one electron to one photon.

      So its plasma physics and high energy physics - no solid state involved other than in the driving laser.

  40. I thought for sure... by eam3 · · Score: 1

    ... all the rednecks with lifted trucks who cram HID bulbs into stock headlight housings and then proceed to add a bright-as-the-sun LED light bar on their grill had already accomplished that. It never fails to see these bro trucks driving around in perfect weather blinding everyone in sight.

  41. overflow by skastrik · · Score: 1

    When this high intensity laser pulse, which is one billion times brighter than the surface of the sun, strikes the electron, it causes it to behave differently.

    Obvious overflow bug in the electron. It's behaviour is only defined between 0 - 99999999.

  42. Cool.Really bright friggin "lasers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now all we need is a way to mount them on the heads of sharks...

  43. Arxiv Link by esonik · · Score: 1

    Link to preprint: http://www.unl.edu/diocles/Com...

    Diocles laser homepage: http://www.unl.edu/diocles/dio...

  44. toast by Whiteox · · Score: 1

    Sounds like using a toaster to electrocute yourself in a bathtub.
    You would think there would be a better application for that.

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