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Facebook Envisions New Campus With Affordable Housing Units (sfgate.com)

An anonymous reader writes: "In a few years, families could be living at Facebook," quips CNET. The Bay Area Newsgroup reports that Facebook is proposing a new campus with facilities open to the public "to address long-neglected community needs and to accommodate its burgeoning workforce." But the San Francisco Chronicle sees more than just new buildings. "Implicit in the tech company's announcement is Facebook's belief that it can solve some of the area's most pressing issues, including traffic congestion, demand for affordable housing and a lack of transit options. By opening the campus and some of its facilities to the public, Facebook is also heading off a common criticism lobbed at wealthy tech firms: that they move into cities, drive up the cost of living, displace area residents and then do little to give back."

Facebook will offer 15% of the housing -- about 225 units -- at "below market rates." They're also promising to invest tens of millions of dollars in improvements to nearby Highway 101 and to "catalyze regional transit investment," according to Facebook's vice president of global facilities and real estate. The Chronicle notes that the campus's open-to-the-public pharmacy and grocery store "would also solve the issue of a lack of food retailers in that part of the city, where the nearest large store is a Safeway 4 miles away -- a trip that can take up to 40 minutes during rush hour, according to Google Maps."

123 comments

  1. Regressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Company towns? What? We're going back to 1917?

    And a company store? So, that bag of Doritos is gonna cost you $20. The beer is $60 a six pack.

    There's a company clinic. Oh, and we're gonna monitor how you live. Say there Joe, you haven't exercised and we haven't seen you log into work on the weekends. And hairy mature porn? My aunt is a bit lonely, want a "date"? She's 5' 4" and 120 lbs.

    1. Re:Regressing by mikael · · Score: 1

      You'll be paid in FacebookCredits, and everything will be priced in FacebookCredits, all run through your smartphone with just a tap. You'll even be able to stream in real-time what you just purchased and where.

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    2. Re: Regressing by dougdonovan · · Score: 1

      its another tax deduction for mark. good move.

    3. Re:Regressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Facebook currency would be likes. So that bag of Doritos is actually 20 and the beer is 60.

      And how do you know my porn history!

    4. Re:Regressing by Desler · · Score: 1

      Likes are the new scrips?

    5. Re:Regressing by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      You'll be paid in FacebookCredits,

      . . . which will be known among financial folks as simply: "Zucks."

      Yeah, it's the old company town, revisited, but The Hypno- Zuck will live there himself, and he just absolutely loves you, and the rest of humanity, as well (promiscuous, indeed), which is why he will be elected the next president, since all that love that the Zuck's been "spreading" around has not gone unnoticed, so living with the Zuck in his factory facetown will be like everyone's dreams come true, living in Calabasas with Justin Bieber . . .

      Vanity currency names didn't work out very well for Charles Bedaux, either . . .

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    6. Re:Regressing by s.petry · · Score: 2

      Company towns? What? We're going back to 1917?

      No you insensitive clod! This is novel and unique because Facebook is doing it. History Schmistory...

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    7. Re:Regressing by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 0

      You may hate Mr. Zuckerberg for all you want, but as a president he most likely would be 100 times or a 1000 times better for the USA, and the rest of the world.
      After all he speaks more than one language and visited more countries than Mr. Trump.
      And for you family loving americans: he actually has a family and not half a dozen divorces.

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    8. Re:Regressing by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You'll even be able to stream in real-time what you just purchased and where.

      In fact, you won't be able not to.

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    9. Re:Regressing by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2

      You may hate Mr. Zuckerberg for all you want,

      I don't hate Mr. Zuckerberg; I'm just not interested in the product he sells . . . or, more astutely stated, I have no interest in becoming his product. He can sell all the used ball-bearing Rigid Fidget Digits he wants for all I care.

      but as a president he most likely would be 100 times or a 1000 times better for the USA, and the rest of the world.

      . . . and you are basing that metric on . . . whatever you happened to be vaping at the time of posting? I could imagine Mr Zuckerberg resurrecting the House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC), since not using Facebook is an Un-American Activity. By not using Facebook a person is "evading essential state security surveillance", and must have something grimy underneath his fingernails . . . kinda sorta like "Criminal Drug Evasion" in THX-1138.

      After all he speaks more than one language

      For folks of limited intellectual faculties, learning a second language merely guarantees that they can say the same stupid things in Yet Another Language. A major systemic failure in US education policy was the misguided notion that sending *everyone* to college would make everyone smarter. What really happened was the adulteration of college degrees and an explosion of costs.

      and visited more countries than Mr. Trump.

      So I guess you'll be supporting Justin Bieber for President, since he has given concerts in even more countries that the Zuck has visited! The amazing thing about American folks like Zuckerberg, is that they can visit so many other countries in the world . . . and still not realize that not every country in the world is just like it is in the US.

      "We are here in Heidelberg, Germany! Where is the Applebees!? Where is the Applebees!? Kenneth, Kenneth . . . what is the frequency!?"

      Usually, at this time, the Joseph de Maistre retinue would manifest itself here, and state that with Mr. Trump, the Americans got the government that they deserve. However, your comments have convinced me that with Mr. Trump, the whole world has gotten the US government that it deserves.

      "The World is My Oyster!" -- William Shakespeare

      "The World is My Dumpster!" -- Donald Trump

      And for you family loving americans

      American? . . . Ain't that you?

      he actually has a family and not half a dozen divorces.

      Ah, yes . . . Charles Manson also has a family . . . so he would be your other choice for president, since "family values" seems to be your Shtick. Or maybe your beloved Kardashians . . . they are also very "family oriented".

      Unfortunately, the most horrific atrocities committed by humanity, against humanity had "family oriented" at their Hearts of Darkness. One of my personal favorites: Margot Honnecker, "the Wicked Witch of the East":

      Margot Honecker was widely known as the "Purple Witch" for her tinted hair and hardline Stalinist views, and was described as "the most hated person" in East Germany next to Stasi chief Erich Mielke by former Bundestag president Wolfgang Thierse. She was responsible for the enactment of the "Uniform Socialist Education System" in 1965 and mandatory military training in schools to prepare pupils for a future war with the west. She was alleged to have been responsible for the regime's forced adoption of children of jailed dissidents or people who attempted to desert from GDR, and she is considered to have "left a cruel legacy of separated families." She also established prison-like institutions for children, including a camp at Torgau known as "Margot's concentration camp."

      The fine Christian folks in Kansas bomb abortion clinics . . . to protect, "family values" . . . as do the bearded guys with rags on their heads who clamor on board intercontinental flig

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    10. Re:Regressing by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 1

      I think my best shot is to sign up for the Facebook Rollerball team.

    11. Re:Regressing by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      if someone could please explain why the DNS entry prereq check for my RHEL running under VirtualBox on my SchmackBookSchmoe fails for IBM Maximo Asset Manager
      Did you figure it out?

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  2. Racist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Housing for Needledicks and Whiteboys. Nothing for the Niggas. Nothing for the Cholo.

  3. Literally.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...living at work.

  4. All the major players have tried this already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The city will literally not allow this to happen; they want highly paid employees to keep housing prices propped up. Why even write about this if the city isn't going to change their mind? Facebook can dream up whatever they want, but unless they leave San Francisco, it's not happening.

    1. Re:All the major players have tried this already by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      They aren't in San Francisco. They're in Menlo Park. Some of their property may even be over the line in East Palo Alto. It isn't the city they need to convince, its the suburbs.

      Which may actually be harder. The city is very pro low income housing, so long as its built in another neighborhood. The suburbs not so much. Google tried and failed at this in Mountain View a few years back.

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    2. Re:All the major players have tried this already by mikael · · Score: 1

      It was about two decades ago that Sun Microsystems were on that campus space next to the bay. A shuttle bus service would connect between those buildings and the Caltrain station. Inbetween were the low income areas that gave East Menlo Park the highest murder rate in the USA. They got bought out by the tech companies and went elsewhere. Now all that land is being redeveloped. Cities like tech campuses because that brings in property tax as a gain. They dislike family housing because that brings the tax burden of education and social services.

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    3. Re: All the major players have tried this already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are building new apartment towers in downtown LA, please move your startup here.

  5. Now that is progress by TuballoyThunder · · Score: 1

    Bringing back the company town.

    1. Re:Now that is progress by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's probably an inevitable [re-]development if we don't reject corporatism wholesale. If the corporations have all the money, nobody else will be able to afford to build housing.

      I, for one, will happily pat Zuckerberg on the back if Facebook actually does "invest tens of millions of dollars in improvements to nearby Highway 101" because nearby Highway 101 is fucking destroyed. Unfortunately, I think it would probably cost at least hundreds of millions if not several billions in today's money to actually get the 101 up to the point where it is just a basically decent highway, and I don't think any of the money he'll be spending will be spent on the parts that really suck, since they're considerably farther north.

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    2. Re:Now that is progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real problem is that Californians keep electing Democrat politicians who will raise our taxes, and give the money to layabouts and noncitizens and fat cat retirees. Califnornia is not going to get any better. It will only get worse. More illegals. More taxes. More dysfunction.

      It doesn't really matter anymore. The tipping points has been passed. California faces a bleak future. The only ones who prosper in California are the ultrarich and the entitlement parasites. For the worker bees who sustain this dysfunction, It will never improve, only spiral downward.

    3. Re:Now that is progress by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      nearby Highway 101 is fucking destroyed.

      Drinkypoo, it sounds like you live there. I'm getting ready to move to San Luis Obispo next month. Anything I should know about the area? One weird trick for living on the Central Coast?

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    4. Re:Now that is progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Firestone Walker brew pub in Paso Robles. Montana de Osos State Park. Los Osos. Morro Bay, Cayucos Beach, Elephant Seals at San Simeon (and Hearst Castle). All this close to SLO. Of course there is Cal Poly. Lot's going on.

    5. Re:Now that is progress by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm from Santa Cruz, but I'm living in Kelseyville, which is uh... quite a downgrade, and also far away from there. But congrats on moving out of the armpit. I've actually never been to SLO, but a lot of my friends seem to like it.

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    6. Re:Now that is progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lived there for many years. SanLuis Obispo is infested with rats .... downtown, suburbs and everything in-between. Critters swamp in the stream that runs part-underground through the middle of town. Rats so infest the southern SLO lake area that fag-pervs stopped blo-jobbing parties in the marsh. No telling what bites where. Otherwise sewers are sterilized for the Thursday night farmers markets: treatment lasts 24 hours .... Did they invade my downtown apt? Damn-straight !

    7. Re: Now that is progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we talking about the state that is the 6th largest in the world? The next state up is Texas at 10th. Followed closely by New York at 11th.

    8. Re:Now that is progress by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Bringing back the company town.

      I prefer to think of it as the rise of the mega-corp arcologies that I was promised in a cyberpunk future.

  6. Let's discuss the REAL problem : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the real problem is the masses of idiots who are stupid enough to use Facebook.

    If everyone quit using Facebook, Zuckerberg would not be able to do the awful things he does.

    I will admit Facebook is a useful litmus test though. If a person uses it, they are an idiot, and there's no point in wasting time on them. This is sort of like when people used America Online for their ISP and their email service. If they did that you knew they were stupid.

  7. Re:Notifications by Jhon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
    Another day older and deeper in debt
    Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
    I owe my soul to the company store

  8. Too Bad by OYAHHH · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Brainiacs over at Facebook aren't smart enough to think of perhaps putting a new facility in a different town that isn't already congested.

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    1. Re:Too Bad by OYAHHH · · Score: 1

      I mean we have the "Bullet Train' being built. Put Facebook out in Bakersfield and let FB employees commute from Silicon Valley to Bakersfield. Isn't that one of the selling points of the bullet train?

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    2. Re:Too Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then they would no longer be a cool, hip employer.

    3. Re:Too Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure they already thought of that and rejected it. Why locate in a place that's nice to live when you can import H1Bs who are willing to work 60 hour weeks to live in a Facebook dorm?

    4. Re:Too Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In SiliconValley/SanFrancisco, you step on the wrong side of a sidewalk crack and then all of a sudden you're in "boring" territory.

    5. Re:Too Bad by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I'd rather live in Bakersfield than Silicon Valley. There's less traffic. Housing is affordable.

      Oh yeah, and also I really miss the 110 degree days.

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    6. Re:Too Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody said most of California was a fit place for people to live. Narxo.MEX and Azteca violence dominates where the nibbers never could. So fruits and nuts are only 1/2 the issue. OTOH parts of Ca are paradise: Big Sur at Ventana, PCH Gallery, Nepenthe, Julia Feiffer ... toured and hiked all of it and the list of beauties gets long. Tahoe of-course is other-worldly even when you've only skied its deep-blues over 30' of snow.

    7. Re:Too Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just let people work remotely...

  9. The Circle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By David Eggers is happening before our very eyes.

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/0345807294/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_tTsyzbWWMSKQ4

  10. Oh yes there is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Willie can hang in the maintenance closet and Pepe can crash in the garden shed.

  11. Don't give back? by iampiti · · Score: 1

    What does it mean? That the companies should somehow develop public infrastructures?
    Call me old fashioned, but I think that's the job of the town halls, of course they should pay property and land taxes that would allow said town halls to do their job.

    1. Re:Don't give back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Call me old fashioned, but I expect companies to invest heavily in things like power plants, roads, housing, and whatever else they need.
      That's how it went in the old days. These days you have countries building this stuff to attract business.

  12. Who gets the units? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they going to offer those units to their employees? Or are they disqualified? Do those employees take a commensurate pay cut since their housing costs are lower than their peers, or do they just get to rake in phat cash because they won the subsidized housing lotto?

  13. Sunday in the Retail Park with Mark by theodp · · Score: 1

    Those renderings have a Georges Seurat vibe, no?

  14. SF can't do shit about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google is in Mountain View. So suck dick, SF!

  15. Other companies? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 2

    This feels like what some companies already do in China, except there it tends to be more in the form of dormitories. At the same it could be an interesting idea for other companies, as a way of reducing commute times. One company that I am thinking about is Apple with their new mega campus.

    One of the things that put some people off working for these large companies is spending two hours in traffic, instead of 10 minutes using less stressful transportation, such as foot, bicycle or bus/train. Not everyone needs or wants a house, but may be happy living in an apartment with services near by.

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    1. Re:Other companies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the same it could be an interesting idea for other companies, as a way of reducing commute times.

      And great for turning your enployees into bigger wage slaves.

    2. Re:Other companies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This feels like what some companies already do in China, except there it tends to be more in the form of dormitories.

      Chinese companies need dormitories because a lot of their workers are coming from other poorer provinces, they often literally have nowhere to sleep. Having a dormitory means the workers don't need to spend money on rent and can send more home.

      Of course, it didn't hurt the company to have the side benefit of working them like a slave.

    3. Re:Other companies? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      At the same it could be an interesting idea for other companies, as a way of reducing commute times.

      And great for turning your enployees into bigger wage slaves.

      Well that is one way to play it. The other is to encourage the employees to take that time for R&R, hoping they'll be even more effective?

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  16. just wait a century for this to be the new detriot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe not in our lifetimes, but there's something about this that gives me a bad feeling

  17. Like the Truman Show?? by toonces33 · · Score: 1

    By signing up for Facebook, you surrender your identity as it is - maybe this is to take it to the next level. They will stream everything these people do for our entertainment. That's the price they would have to pay to live there.

  18. Re:tgo4t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you forgot the goatsex link

  19. It's good to be a Jew. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We control the banking, Hollywood, accounting and bagel industries. No one can stop us.

    ZION PHASE II is coming!!!!

    1. Re:It's good to be a Jew. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we have superior genes. Compare the number of Nobel Prize winners who are Negroid with those who are Jewish. Literally there is no comparrison. The only Negros who ever won a nobel prize are for squish like "peace prize" or "literature". No hard science. And the Fields Medal? Bwahhhhaaaaaa!

  20. If it's so good why do you want to be white? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You want to be white JEW: Why do jews get rhinoplasty nosejobs to get rid of huge pinocchio horns then? Proof right there and you know it. Quit telling so many lies it won't be so big full of lies, coke or heroin.

  21. Fix Regression Errors by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2

    Then step up and use the same fix the last time this bug came up: Unionize.

    Coding and programming has made its way into the skilled trade territory. You have 6-18 week hands on training. A skilled trade welder has as much overlap in knowledge and skill with a welding engineer as a 'boot camp coder' has with someone with a CS degree. Both skills are in high demand but the 'boot camp coders' are getting screwed because of their insistence that they are each special snow flakes and a trade union would hurt their earning potential but in reality everyone would be better off.

    And no, that doesn't mean CS, CompE or EE degrees are going away either. It just means they're going to change what they're doing just like every other profession with a skilled trade portion has done since the beginning of time. In engineering you have Engineers, Engineering Techs/Technologists and on down. In medicine you have Doctors, PAs, Nurses, and Orderlys. Different skills, different knowledge, different training. But Nurses and Technologists, unlike 'bootcamp coders' are unionized.

    It would also take care of the continuing education portion of the job market by putting training back in the hands of the union. I have friends in HVAC and pipefitting unions that get annual education. They are contracted out to companies that need HVAC and pipe fitting and live a pretty good blue collar life.

    Or don't. Continue to get screwed by companies by thinking you're the one exception to the rule.

    1. Re: Fix Regression Errors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can fix my own plumbing. Have replaced the jet pump in the cellar twice so don't need a 'tradesman' showing up to condemn my well, thankyouverymuch. There are advantages to living outside city limits.

      And for safety concern tards: I own and understand the code books plenty well enough for my residencial applications.

      Owner-occupant rule.

    2. Re: Fix Regression Errors by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      That's all fine and well and is the equivalent of writing your own code at home.

      Are you also volunteering to plumb new hospitals? Volunteering to wire new factories?

      The point stands and trades still have their place.

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  23. Three fingers pointing back at yourself by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Facebook is also heading off a common criticism lobbed at wealthy tech firms: that they move into cities, drive up the cost of living, displace area residents and then do little to give back.

    They wouldn't displace area residents if city boards would allow more housing to be built. The cities invite the tech companies (because they want the tax revenue) then don't allow more housing to be built. It is all rather predictable.

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    1. Re:Three fingers pointing back at yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. If only we would give them more tax breaks they would "trickle down" some pee on to our heads.

  24. Re:Mark Judenberg plantation/sharecropper model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That reminds me of the justice4germans website, though this Polish one seems anti-Nazi.

  25. Our society is so messed up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever companies begin getting invested like this in people's lives, possessive behaivour ensues. Always. No Exceptions. Do not engage with it, do not accept it. Like an Italian manager who needs to take you out to lunch to get you personally invested in an enterprise so they can feel secure underpaying you, it will always bring you misery.

    3 groups of people are driving housing prices.

    First, teachers unions. Nobody wants to live in a bad school district, so instead of moving the teachers or offering people a choice of schools, we instead force people to buy and sell their homes to move districts. Taxes are also higher where teachers unions are more aggressive; where I live, kindergarden teachers have masters degree's and make 80th percentile wages. A lot of the time, just the cost of the lot of land is considered half the cost of a house.

    Second, bankers. Whether it's a NINJA loan, property developers, or rent-seeking landlords, people need a place to live, and bankers are more than willing to over-sell property development to drive property prices up which drive loan prices up. A dollar invested in property development is 5 dollars in interest payments. Go look up construction costs per sqft sometime. Most houses could be completely bulldozed and rebuilt for less than 1\3rd of their selling value.

    Finally, there's politicians. I live west of Chicago. Cook County is becoming increasingly aggressive with taxes of every kind; a $150k house draws $8k in yearly property taxes. Our state has it constitutionally stated pensions and government employee benefits will get paid, so instead of paying vendors, contractors, or their own lottery, they're paying the government employee's. Since most of those employee's are in Cook county, people are moving out of Cook county. Housing Prices have doubled since last year due to this.

    Now frankly, Bankers and Politicians don't produce any real value for society; you double the number of them and not a single extra widget flys off the line. There's a very solid arguement that teachers have gotten too far down the rabbit hole of focusing the majority of their students time on non-academic subjects. Put those groups of people back where they belong, you fix the affordable housing problem.

    1. Re:Our society is so messed up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      kindergarden teachers have masters degree's

      Wild guess: you don't.

  26. Yup, quarters at the corporate plantation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there's just nothing like cheap low-class accommodations for us wage slaves!

  27. Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Afterwards, you'll be able to spend your salary of FaceBucks at the company whore. I mean store.

    Dems are for the worker though totes.

  28. Affordable housing does not make it a company town by SeattleLawGuy · · Score: 2

    I have worked with the population that needs housing subsidies. We need a LOT more affordable housing (or housing subsidies of one sort or another)--anybody who believes otherwise doesn't know the situation on the ground. While there are occasionally people taking advantage of the system or able to pull their weight and not, there are also a LOT of people who just have one medical problem or one bad month income-wise and it snowballs into destroying a big part of their life.

    (E.g. you are deciding whether to pay the rent or the food bill, don't cover the rent on time, get evicted and now fail tenant background screening while your credit score plummets because of a money judgment, so you can't find a place again, and you hope to hell you have family or friends in the area, and in the meantime your time looking for a new place and assistance takes so much time that your work suffers along with your dignity. Nobody wants to be in that situation.)

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  29. Depends by s.petry · · Score: 2

    If Facebook does this it would have to be highly regulated to protect people. If my company did this, I would not accept the housing. Can I get my annual raise? Sorry, rent control means we can't raise housing costs as much as we'd like so no raise. I quit! You are also homeless. I'm fired? You are also homeless. Here is my letter of resignation, effective in two weeks as expected. You are homeless as of right now, but good luck to you.

    Considering there is no regulation and no discussion of such, this won't end up well for people in that housing. It's not like we have not seen this same scenario play out in the past right? I'm sure this Utopia will work out, really..

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    1. Re:Depends by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of tenant protection laws. I'd imagine it's far more likely to be "I'm giving two week notice." "Okay, well, I expect you to vacate your apartment in [minimum legal time, but probably 1 month\"

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    2. Re:Depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the fuck would you sign the lease without reading the contract?
      Presumably this would fall under the exact same laws as renting regular apartments.
      Maybe the US doesn't have consumer protection, but over here in europe it's quite difficult to kick people out without giving them enough time to find new housing. Also, things like this happen all over the world. Facebook has discovered state of the art 1960s technology.
      Often they sell the houses to the people living there, so you don't have to worry about them kicking you out.

    3. Re: Depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In most cities, the landlord's union has organized to impose a single, quite one-sided contract on nearly all available rental units. Don't like the one-sided contract, then you can't live indoors. Why? Fuck you, pleb, that's why.

  30. Employees to get paid in Facebook bucks by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Just like Pulman. Smooth.

  31. Re:Notifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I owe my soul to the company store

    FTFA:

    "A company representative told CNET that the apartment units and retail would be open to all prospective tenants, and not just Facebook's employees. The office space, however, would be for the social network's use alone"

    It's a pity that it takes an Internet Megacorp to build more housing in the SF Bay Area, but _any_ new housing (that's fit for habitation) is better than _no_ new housing.

    Remember: regardless of who built it, _all_ housing that's rented to the public is subject to the _same_ rules and regulations.

  32. I owe my soul... by bferrell · · Score: 1

    to the company store!

    Everything old is new again. sigh

  33. ca 84 can use more over / under passes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ca 84 can use more over / under passes!

  34. Oh really? Let's let another jew talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Harold Wallace Rosenthal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeDcbrkjK0g/ Jew = the eternal enemy.

  35. And mysteriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crime rates store in the facebook company town. They blame republicans.

  36. Telecommute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Work from home, from the beach, at a park ...

  37. The "mill village"?? by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1

    Thanks Zuckerberg......like this is really something the Western world needed reviving.

    --
    "The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old......They literally know nothing." - Ben Rhodes
    1. Re:The "mill village"?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think this doesn't exist in the western world?
      How exactly do you think those people working up in Alberta live?
      Or expats?
      Fuck, in my country an american company built a town for their expats, and it was so popular they built a second one so all their local management could live in one too.

  38. You're luciferian filth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're luciferian admitted by jew Harold Wallace Rosenthal & hook noses != superior (you cut em off) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeDcbrkjK0g/ you ugly (both inside and outside) lying swine JUDEN https://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=10837199&cid=54770739/

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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  40. New homes in Facebook sector? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take permits many; money more.

    Odds are Zuck will give up before one scrap of land is disturbed.

  41. Facebook's Favelas by seoras · · Score: 1

    It's got a nice ring to it, no?

  42. Democrat actions: Tax the Middle Class! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They always talk a good line, offering lots of freebies (college, phones, healthcare, etc) and claiming they will "tax the rich"... but then there is demonstrated reality:

    The Democrats have total state-wide control of California (ALL Statewide elected offices and super-majorities in both the state senate and state house) and when they needed more money to provide lawyers for illegal aliens and all the other new progressive stuff (and most-importantly to add cash to the unionized state worker pension funds) who and what did they tax?

    NOT Apple, Facebook, Google, Hollywood, the Big Bankers, Zuckerberg, Brinn, etc.... nope.

    They slapped new taxes on cars and gasoline, which are some of the most regressive taxes in existence. The middle class and below-middle-class are always most harmed by these two taxes and by taxes on things like cigarettes and alcohoil (the so-called "sin taxes"). These items are a tiny fraction of the income of the bazillionaire classes. There's never a proportionally high tax on the items the rich buy or a tax that goes after the REAL money of the super rich (a tax on their GLOBAL ASSETS). The super-rich park their wealth in global investments and global corporations and they are never really hurt by income taxes or sales taxes or gas taxes.

    Only stupid gullible leftists buy into the crap these super-rich left wing advocates for "social justice" shovel. Normal people with functioning brains notice that the Zuckerberg, Gates, Buffet, etc crowd are actually phony redistributionists. They wanna re-distribute the money of the middle class and convert the middle class and lower classes into slave labor. Nothing is stopping these uber-rich guys from simply paying a competative wage. Nothing forces Apple, one of the richest companies on the planet, to use slave labor in China. Nobody forced Warren Buffet to take over a textile company, fire all the employees, and then use the company name and shell structure as the name of his super-rich investment firm (and leave his ex-employees at the mercy of government (tax-payer funded) assistance). As he became one of the richest men on the planet, Buffet never did anything significant to help the people he fired who lost their jobs, lost their homes, had their families break up, etc. These are NOT good (or even slightly decent) people.

    Tell me: If you move into Zuck's labor camp what happens when he threatens to lay you off? Does he now have the power to not only remove your income but to directly and immediately make you and your family homeless? How much more leverage does this give him over his employees while he uses the move to posture as some sort of "good guy"?

  43. Makes me think of the high density Foxconn Housing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.google.com/maps/search/shenzhen+foxconn/@22.6444489,114.0467122,320m/data=!3m1!1e3

    Buildings crammed side-by-side, workers who are economically trapped in the housing, only able to work at Foxconn...

    Obviously it won't quite be the same, but....

  44. Re:Affordable housing does not make it a company t by pete6677 · · Score: 2

    Affordable housing is easy - live somewhere you can afford.

    Quit asking the taxpayers to give you welfare in the form of a housing subsidy.

  45. Seek medical help, quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're one of the following:

    1. A sick idiot off of his meds - see your doc immeditately, your lengthy post is only evidence of your meds lapsing.

    2. A racist freak - kindly go somewhere quite and off yourself, your lenghty post only affirms your vile nature.

    3. A leftist pretending to be what you think a right winger would be like - "A" for effort (lots of typing), and you certainly hit all the stereotypical Jew-hating hot button talking points, but you're just all wrong on so many levels. It's the left that spends all its time focused on skin colors. The right in the US has always opposed this and is often accused of racism precisely because they refuse to use skin color in education, government action, employment, etc. It's the American right wingers who are most worried about the plight of Jews and the fate of Israel. It was Jessie Jackson, not Ted Cruz, who called New York "Hymietown" and it was the Democrat Obama who was importing Muslims into the US as fast as he could while not looking to see how many want to kill all the Jews.

  46. Re:Affordable housing does not make it a company t by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

    Yeah, how difficult and expensive could it possibly be to try to find a job and housing hundreds of miles away from your current home?

  47. Harold Wallace Rosenthal's all you need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ALL non-jews listen good to this & know thy enemy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4zMVZ8HnFI/ from a jew no less.The eternal enemy. The jew.

  48. Re:Affordable housing does not make it a company t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh if only wages had kept up with housing prices. Can't really get those 1500 sq ft homes for $30k anymore. Stop being a cunt.

  49. H.W. Rosenthal (a jew) f'd all jews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hilarious a jew f'd all you jews over exposing your luciferian god and how you thieve all non jews https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeDcbrkjK0g/ hahahahahaha!

  50. Let's let a jew talk then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Harold Wallace Rosenthal, a jew, says the same as he did. Rosenthal on jews being satanic scum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeDcbrkjK0g/ save your weak jedi mind tricks jude pseudo science. It doesn't work on me

    1. Re:Let's let a jew talk then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My favorite Jew is Hyman Roth. He was great in The Godfather movie.

  51. Mark Judenberg plantation/sharecropper model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jews believe this of others they call goyim/gentiles (any non-jew): Jews = biggest racists of all (for which they "jew guilt" you for no less! They're hypocrites known as thieves all thru history or were Argentines in the 1940 under Perrone, Spanish inquistion, France (1306), Egypt (despoiled/robbed by jews), Arabs (pre & post 1948), England (1330 Edward longshanks), Romans under titus, Russia pogroms and Germany who got rid of them from their nations nazi german's too? No. Should anyone doubt any of this see Jacob Javits' crony Rosenthal spill the beans on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4zMVZ8HnFI/ where he called all Christianity fools for helping Israel and the biggest scam of all time per their beliefs below from their Talmud. This is the province of the synagogue of Satan (Khazar/Pharisees whom Jesus Christ himself kicked to the curb out of the temple):

    there are three types of people who call themselves Jews:

    1. True Torah [Sephardic] Jews: these are the descendants of Prophet Jacob-Israel (Jacobites or Israelites) (about 5%-10% of all Jews)

    2. Khazarian or Ashkenazi Jews: these are the descendants of a Turkic idol/phallic worshiping tribe who migrated to Russia in the 7th Century A.C. and whose nobility converted to Judaism in the 8th Century A.C. and now inhabit mostly Europe. (about 90%-95% of all Jews)

    3. Zionist Jews: these are the ones from the 2 above who are pretending to be Jews for political reasons but whoâ(TM)re are actually Illuminists-Luciferian-Masonic-Satanists as Harold Wallace Rosenthal admits in this interview.

    They are led by the neo-Pharisees (occult-priest-banklords). They want to establish a Zionist Luciferian state from the Nile to the Euphrates from where they plan to rule the Earth. The new Israeli Supreme Court funded by the Rothschilds Banklords is full of Masonic Symbols, just like the B.I.S. Bank of International Settlements in Basel, Switzerland, which is the Mother of All Private Central Banks.

    The hexagram symbol on the Israeli flag is the ancient Star of Moloch, a Satanic-Baal deity to which people were sacrificed. There is no such thing as a Star of David which the modern Jews have been fooled into believing; however, the True Torah Jews are not fooled by the Zionists Illuminatis and you can visit their websites for more info .

    1. Sanhedrin 59a: "Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal."

    2. Abodah Zara 26b: "Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed."

    3. Sanhedrin 59a: "A goy (Gentile) who pries into The Law (Talmud) is guilty of death."

    4. Yebhamoth 11b: "Sexual intercourse with a little girl is permitted if she is three years of age."

    5. Schabouth Hag. 6d: "Jews may swear falsely by use of subterfuge wording."

    6. Hilkkoth Akum X1: "Do not save Goyim in danger of death."

    7. Hilkkoth Akum X1: "Show no mercy to the Goyim."

    8. Choschen Hamm 388, 15: "If it can be proven that someone has given the money of Israelites to the Goyim, a way must be found after prudent consideration to wipe him off the face of the earth."

    9. Choschen Hamm 266,1: "A Jew may keep anything he finds which belongs to the Akum (Gentile). For he who returns lost property (to Gentiles) sins against the Law by increasing the power of the transgressors of the Law. It is praiseworthy, however, to return lost property if it is done to honor the name of God, namely, if by so doing, Christians will praise the Jews and look upon them as honorable people."

    10. Szaaloth-Utszabot, The Book of Jore Dia 17: "A Jew should and must make a false oath when the Goyim asks if our books contain anything against them."

    11. Baba Necia 114, 6: "The Jews are human beings, but the nations of the world are not human beings but beasts."

    12. Simeon Haddarsen, fol. 56-D: "When the Messiah comes every Jew will have 2800 slaves."

    13. Nidrasch Talpioth, p. 225-L: "Jehovah created the non-Jew in human form so that the Jew would not have to be serv

  52. Re:Affordable housing does not make it a company t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually you can. Not trash houses either. Real stick built houses. But most are at least 2 hours and more from an urban area. But when you do the math, take a pay cut of 50% but your housing is 1/10 what it would cost you in an urban area. Plus you won't have to live near any undesireable minorities. Economical living in a crime free zone is awesome.

  53. Re: Affordable housing does not make it a company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Ask nearly every recent stem college grad.

  54. Re:Affordable housing does not make it a company t by tepples · · Score: 1

    Real stick built houses. But most are at least 2 hours and more from an urban area.

    In your experience, what effect does a four hour round trip commute to and from work in your field have on your morale?

  55. Re: Affordable housing does not make it a company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear Foxconn is hiring.

  56. 15 Million Merits by elcor · · Score: 1

    Each wall is retrofitted with giant screens and you pay by watching ads, which lights are powered by our students on bicycles.

  57. votes by shaksys · · Score: 1

    Mark Zukerberg wants college votes in 2020

  58. Maybe some love for the native Hawaiians too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe open up Zuckerbers wall so they can get to the ocean and their land? Oh, wait! I forgot, excepts for the pigs and the dogs. It is easy being a "socialist" when you are a billionaire and scheme to end up ruling the place. His presidential campaigning is getting so transparent its ridiculous.

  59. Facebook spin machine at it agajn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zucker berg has a long hisstory now building and developing real estate and then successfully spinning the PR I and manipulating the press to obfuscate what is really going on.

    Examples: his house near Liberty St in SF. Initial press coverage notes it's a modest remodel. Then he filed 100 change orders that turn it into a huge development. Those change orders escape press coverage.

    A huge purchase in Hawaii that is somehow spun as conservation when it's really a huge vacation property for his family.

    And this. This ris really just a huge multi million square foot office development. But that would look bad: adding tons more people to an already over crowded Menlo Park. So hey, let's make the story about a tiny amount of affordable housing! What is really causing less housing on the SF Penninsula is increasing numbers of workers who want to live close to work, get paid a lot, and crowd out others.

    Sad to see how the press laps up Facebook propaganda.

  60. In other words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read between the lines:
    A cheaper Facebook slave population!

  61. Factory Town by DatbeDank · · Score: 1

    This isn't new. The town of Hershey PA is a factory town built by Milton's desire to leave a crazy legacy. I'm surprised a billionaire like Zuckerberg hasn't incorporated a town in his name yet.

  62. Kind of sounds like China by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Here! We'll "let" you live in housing we create! You can live here, work here! Oh, by the way, we'll CHARGE you 2-3 times normal, so basically you'll be a slave! Congrats!

  63. So.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They plan on underpaying you so much that you can only work there by living in their affordable housing units? Sounds kinda like sharecropping...

  64. History repeating itself by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    History has shown us that things get bad when the boss also owns your home (and your grocery, and your car, hell even your whole town!). It's as bad as state owned everything.

  65. And the tower? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will there be a Trump Tower there? Er, I mean Zuck Tower.

  66. Trying to be more like the EU.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like FB wished it was located in the EU; affordable housing, public transport, coherent urban planning... everything except the human rights regulations.

  67. Re:Living where you Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, it would be going back to the days of Serfdom more than slavery. It's kind of how the world is going to have to work when classes aren't able to afford to live even with a job. The companies will essentially provide everything so long as they do the work. Ie. Serfdom.

  68. We've done this before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Andrew Carnegie would be proud.

  69. Welcome to the TeraFoam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paging Mr. Marshal Brain, Mr. Marshal Brain to the white courtesy telephone...