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Mark Zuckerberg Hits the Road To Meet Regular Folks -- With a Few Conditions (foxbusiness.com)

Mark Zuckerberg is trying to understand America, so he's embarked on a journey to meet people like hockey moms and steelworkers who don't typically cross his path. But there are rules to abide by if you are an ordinary person about to meet an extraordinary entrepreneur. From a report: Rule One: You probably won't know Mr. Zuckerberg is coming. Rule Two: If you do know he's coming, keep it to yourself. Rule Three: Be careful what you reveal about the meeting. While the Facebook CEO has built a social network that inspired people around the world to share the most intimate details about their personal lives, his team goes to extraordinary lengths to keep his movements under wraps and control how he is perceived. Midway through a "personal challenge" to travel to 30 states he'd never visited, the 33-year old aims "to talk to more people about how they're living, working and thinking about the future," he wrote in January on his Facebook page. Among those people was Kyle McKasson, manager of the Wilton Candy Kitchen, a century-old shop on the town square in Wilton, Iowa. He was at work one Monday afternoon in June when two men and a woman dressed in jeans and button-down shirts entered the store, which is a regular stop on Iowa's presidential campaign circuit.

254 comments

  1. What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Meet regular folks". Yeah, you're the moron living in an ivory tower dude. Just fuck off and leave us alone.

    1. Re:What a pompous ass by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Will Zuck's name tag be "H. E. Raschid?" Apologies to Allan Cole and Chris Bunch

    2. Re: What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Pretty much. Only a privileged aspie like him would need to go on a 'tour' to 'understand' America. I'm amazed the ego on that douche fits within the confines of the earth's stratosphere.

    3. Re:What a pompous ass by ranton · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Meet regular folks". Yeah, you're the moron living in an ivory tower dude. Just fuck off and leave us alone.

      There is a real problem in this country where people stay within their own "bubble", whether that is a liberal elite bubble or rural American bubble or whatever. Making a concerted effort to reach outside of those bubbles is a good thing and not something which should be criticized. You may criticize the method used to reach out if you feel it is ineffective, but deriding the entire idea of reaching out to people in different socioeconomic and cultural circumstances is hopelessly ignorant of this issue in our society.

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    4. Re:What a pompous ass by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He's planning on running for office. If Trump can do it, why can't he?
      Sadly, I can't disagree with that argument.

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    5. Re:What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You make a good point. That said, I wouldn't let Zuckerberg into my house. My house, my rules, right? There are many famous or rich people I'd probably enjoy having over for a beer and a talk. Zuck isn't one of them. But he has rules. I have rules too. I sure wouldn't let PR flacks or handlers in with some famous or rich person. For example it might be cool to share a beer and a talk with the likes of Neil deGrasse Tyson, Wil Weaton, Kari Byron, Adam Savage, Patrick Stewart, the whole cast of The Big Bang Theory, etc. But they would be considerate enough to keep their handlers and PR people at home. Looks like Zuck brings at least two everywhere.

    6. Re:What a pompous ass by interkin3tic · · Score: 2

      Interesting catch 22. If he stays in his "liberal elite bubble" he's a pompous ass. If he tries to venture outside the bay area, he's a pompous ass.

      Don't get me wrong, he probably is a pompous ass, but not because of geography, travel, or meeting people. Even the screamingly obvious moves to run for some type of office doesn't make him a pompous ass.

      Alright, MAYBE being a rich dude in the bay area does make one a pompous ass, so maybe geography a bit.

      At any rate, it's hard to deny that a billionaire is not "regular folks" unless you've got some weird GOP cult thing going on.

    7. Re:What a pompous ass by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      I'm sure he loses sleep over the thought of you turning him away...

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    8. Re:What a pompous ass by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If Trump can do it, it proves that there are absolutely no barriers to the Presidency. The office is being so heavily devalued now that I can't imagine why Zuckerberg would even want it. Being Mayor of New York City has more prestige these days.

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    9. Re:What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He created the FWD.US lobbying group meant to push for amnesty or at the very least an increase in the number of H1-B visa workers. That's going to hobble any campaign he launches, especially if Trump is successful in curtailing illegal and visa immigration.

    10. Re:What a pompous ass by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      He actually likes Trump.

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    11. Re:What a pompous ass by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Why the fuck would anyone want to spend the time and effort to meet Zuk?

      I don't see what's in it for anyone.

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    12. Re:What a pompous ass by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Interesting catch 22. If he stays in his "liberal elite bubble" he's a pompous ass. If he tries to venture outside the bay area, he's a pompous ass.

      Well sure - this road trip won't change that either way. It's also the reason lots of people don't want to meet him.

    13. Re: What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm very excited by the idea of a heavily devalued presidential office. We are a republic of sovereign states after all.

    14. Re:What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      rural American bubble

      The rural American bubble? What sort of imaginary nonsense is that? The rest of the planet has — as its mission — the duty to keep any such bubble from ever forming. There is no form of media from printed news to Facebook, foreign or domestic, broadcast or otherwise, that doesn't hesitate to shit on the deplorables of rural America. Nothing. It is simply impossible to come anywhere near any form of published or syndicated media and not immediately know what a irredeemable pile of excrement you are as a bitter, clinging rural American. To the extent that a "rural American bubble" could possibly be theorized to exist it must be as a manifestation of being the only class or strata of people in the nation that can be openly hated without consequence, and only group of people responsible for their own condition.

    15. Re:What a pompous ass by WrongMonkey · · Score: 2

      Good. Prestige should not be what motivates people to pursue public office.

    16. Re:What a pompous ass by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd rather have a few drinks with Keith Richards....while we still have him.

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    17. Re: What a pompous ass by fredrated · · Score: 1

      Fool.

    18. Re: What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2/10. You left out SJW, snowflake, Killary, and 0bama.

    19. Re: What a pompous ass by fubarrr · · Score: 1

      +1

    20. Re:What a pompous ass by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I saw a documentary about him once[1]. He's quite funny and a lot sharper than most people would think.

      [1] I've forgotten what it was called, and probably so has he.

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    21. Re:What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At any rate, it's hard to deny that a billionaire is not "regular folks" unless you've got some weird GOP cult thing going on.

      It's not at all difficult to imagine wealthy people as folk. Every election cycle we get another photo op of some Kerry buying a hunting license or Clinton whipping out her South Carolina drawl. We just had eight plus years of a foreign raised, Harvard educated president that didn't hesitate bust out in ebonics to suit a crowd.

    22. Re:What a pompous ass by Serge_Tomiko · · Score: 1

      No, but leaving his castle means it is more likely divine justice can be dispensed.

    23. Re:What a pompous ass by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      What do you have to lose? If he's coming to you, it only requires an hour or so of your time, nothing else. For one, I'd like to explain to him why I have a Facebook account but have chosen to not store the fact that I'm married in their database, and why I rarely post anything. I'd also like to tell him why I shut off all notifications from the Facebook app on my phone. I'd also like to bring up a few issues where his money could make a world of difference.

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    24. Re:What a pompous ass by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      And self-enrichment should be?

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    25. Re:What a pompous ass by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      Is that the only alternative?

    26. Re: What a pompous ass by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      I would treat him like i treat all door to door salesman: Get the fuck off my property or I will call the cops.
      Shmuckerberg is selling his brand with this out of touch, patronising stunt. I ain't buying.

    27. Re: What a pompous ass by saloomy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm sorry, but if you think someone who founded a $300B company in 10 years before he was 30 to be "regular folk", sho me someone extraordinary. He learned Chinese and did after all, bring the worlds people together, reconnected old friends, and helped spread information into populations under total Ian regime rule. He isn't regular, he leads an incredibly productive life, and helping him understand the plight of people less successful, and fortunate, than him; if not for his money and how he could spend it philanthropically but also for his ability to solve problems. Jealous much?

    28. Re: What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nice try Mark...

    29. Re: What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      No...someone else wrote the code. He's no different than Trump...marketing, salesmanship, etc.

    30. Re:What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      De Blasio is a vacuous cunt and I hope he dies of prostate cancer and a yeast infection that he got from your mom. You're a fuckwit...

    31. Re:What a pompous ass by sycodon · · Score: 1

      You probably have at least 50 years left or longer.

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    32. Re:What a pompous ass by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      You probably have at least 50 years left or longer.

      You're right, I probably should have said "...while I'm still around....

      You know they say only two things will survive a nuclear holocaust.....

      Cockroaches and Keith Richards...

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    33. Re: What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most amazingly, he did it all himself. Took no money from any investors, wrote all the code, did all the system administration.

      Can't take anything away from him. HE did it.

    34. Re: What a pompous ass by WrongMonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      sho me someone extraordinary

      Most people have some special talent. Some people are good at math. Some people can run fast. Some people are good cooks. Some people are funny. Some people are sensitive and caring. The fact that Zuckerberg's particular set of talents happen to be financially lucrative does not automatically make him more extraordinary than anyone else with a different set of talents. In fact, our society's obsession with financial success above all else will probably be its downfall.

    35. Re:What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like how they try to tell people how to behave around his majesty too.

      Fuck that. I won't go out of my way to see this douchebag kid, but if I happen to run into him (I live in LA, so I periodically run into the rich and famous anyway), I will reveal anything that I damned well please.

    36. Re: What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are 36 barriers to being president.
      The first is natural US Citizenship and the other thirty five are being 35 years old.

    37. Re: What a pompous ass by saloomy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What the hell are you talking about? There are many talents, yes, but our society values targets not with money but with economic reciprocation. In effect, if you are fantastic cook, and I use your services over and over again, I'll trade you (in my case: so many lines of code or a complete solution). We don't value money. We value what money represents. That is a trade of our goods and services for a bit of yours. Many people have traded with Mark Zuckerburg for him to have achieved the success he has. He has come up with many solutions to problems and has traded his solution for a vast multitude of their services, represented in modern economies as currency.

      His ability to solve problems and lead an effective team at solving problems is his capability. Here he is saying: "why isn't everyone else as capable at generating economic prosperity, maybe this is a problem my team can solve." And you bash him upside the head. Would you rather he stashed his wealth away and squandered it like an Arab Sheik? He is doing what I would hope everyone with talents like that does: use their skills to try and better mankind.

    38. Re: What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ripping off someone else's idea and learning a foreign language makes you a visionary now? Call me when he comes up with something novel.

      Being rich doesn't mean you're worth anything; if he'd never have been born we'd still have a MyBook, FaceSpace InterSphere or whatever. If he wants to spend his money helping people then why not lobby for tax reform so that people like him have to pay their fair share in the first place?

    39. Re: What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He's a smart guy, he got into Harvard so I'll give him that one. But given that he made his billions off a program that wasn't particularly innovative (There were plenty of similar sites before it and any decent web programmer could probably throw together a clone of it in a week or two) and the value of which depends on how many other people use it, he's not any more extraordinary than some guy who happened to be pick the right numbers off a lottery ticket.

    40. Re:What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a real problem in this country where people get the idea that it is okay to stalk users all around the internet, harvest data, and create a profile against someone's choice to not be involved with the site.

    41. Re: What a pompous ass by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

      Ignorant Fool, Google who Raschid was.

      Jealous? To a point, but only to a point. As for his interest in the common man? I doubt much will come of it. Zucker, and others like him have sucked Billions out of investing in the U.S. so as far as I'm concerned, he can go f**k himself. He learned ChinK? So f**ling what, 100's of millions of people have learned it. So how's that licking his ass working for you?

      I'd be concerned if licking asses is considered to be a, "pre existing condition."

    42. Re:What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's mocking the fack that it's Zuckerberg, that piece of shit, being a pompous ass. If we genuinely thought he was trying to broaden his horizons, we wouldn't have negative things to say. This is clearly some sort of publicity stunt, because it's becoming clearer every day that this dude is one evil bastard.

    43. Re: What a pompous ass by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      helped spread information into populations under total Ian regime rule

      Umm... what?

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    44. Re:What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Interesting catch 22. If he stays in his "liberal elite bubble" he's a pompous ass. If he tries to venture outside the bay area, he's a pompous ass.

      There's no catch 22. Staying in the 'liberal elite bubble' doesn't make him a pompous ass, that's just a pompous ass staying in the 'liberal elite bubble'. Venturing outside the bay area doesn't make him a pompous ass, that's just a pompous ass venturing outside the bay area. This is not a situation where he has no options to take where he won't all of a sudden be seen as a pompous ass, he is already seen as a pompous ass due to his pompous ass past actions. He could pay off everyone's student loan debt and he would still be seen as pompous ass it he would be seen as trying to buy friendship and goodwill no matter how altruistic that one action might be.

    45. Re: What a pompous ass by WrongMonkey · · Score: 0

      LOL. That is so delightfully naive. I could write out a whole essay on how you're wrong on so many levels. But that would be like explaining to a little kid that is no such thing as Santa.

    46. Re: What a pompous ass by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Informative

      The fact that Zuckerberg's particular set of talents happen to be financially lucrative does not automatically make him more extraordinary than anyone else with a different set of talents.

      Which particular talents are you talking about? Effectively stealing ideas from other people?

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    47. Re: What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Found the Facebook employee..

    48. Re:What a pompous ass by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

      Is he making a concerted effort to reach outside of his bubble? Do you really feel like those words belong to this situation? Does this look like reaching out, really?

      If you're bringing your bubble (and your rules) with you to visit where other people are, you're not making a real effort to get outside your bubble. That's exactly why he's being criticized here. The level of PR control over the interaction is the problem.

      I love politics, and think more people should be involved. To do that well requires that you have real interactions with people. There are plenty of things he could do that would get him real life experience and serve a political purpose: Buy a farm and try to run it well. Be quirky maybe, and lead a fleet of electric bikes across the country. Hike the Appalachian trail. Join a search and rescue team... or just Rotary or Kiwanis. He's volunteered a bit around the Bay Area at Boy's and Girl's Club, I think, just go visit one of those in each state for a few days.

      Roaming the country with a team of handlers is not helpful.

    49. Re: What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      sho me someone extraordinary

      The fact that Zuckerberg's particular set of talents happen to be financially lucrative does not automatically make him more extraordinary than anyone else

      I would even suggest it doesn't make him extraordinary at all. He happened to have those talents at the right time, that's all. He codes. Whether well or poorly I can't tell, I never saw any of his stuff. But had he been born 5 years later, he'd come up with nothing. Either someone else would have made Facebook happen (since it wasn't his idea, anyway) or something else would have taken its place while he was still in high-school.

      Compare that to writing "Of Mice and Men", or even "Harry Potter" and you see a big difference. Or to being a Usain Bolt. Or to winning a Fields Medal.

    50. Re:What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Rule 4: He probably knows more about you than you know yourself."

    51. Re:What a pompous ass by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      It seems to be :)

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    52. Re:What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Captcha: REVENUE

    53. Re: What a pompous ass by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      The fact that Zuckerberg's particular set of talents happen to be financially lucrative does not automatically make him more extraordinary than anyone else with a different set of talents.

      I fully agree with you, but what I keep reading and hearing is that there is a general perception by others that because he's been really good at running Facebook (even if you hate Facebook, I don't see how you can't admit that it's been successful) that means that he is a genius at everything. Everything. This has definitely gotten into his own head. Honestly, the more I read about him, the more I dislike him. He's what the Seinfeld TV show called "a hipster doofus". He definitely is like most of his generation in thinking that everybody older than him is an idiot. From my perspective it could be that the only thing he's really good at is running Facebook, but himself and others seem to think he is the living embodiment of The Most Interesting Man In The World.

    54. Re:What a pompous ass by discovercomics · · Score: 1

      The telling quote "He said, 'If there are any news reporters that call you, just make sure you tell them I'm not running for president.'" Which is obvious doublespeak for what he is doing. Someone needs to get the AI chatbot lawyer to run

    55. Re:What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      beautifully written.. my exact feelings as well. He is a world class CUNT.

    56. Re: What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't build that.

    57. Re:What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Trump can do it, it proves that there are absolutely no barriers to the Presidency

      Not quite. I doubt a poor man would fare as well as a billionaire. But Trump seems to prove that's the only requirement.

    58. Re:What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably have at least 50 years left or longer.

      Yeah, The guy is a walking definition of 'extremophile'.

    59. Re: What a pompous ass by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Only Americans are so impressed by bilingual people. In the rest of the world it's not even worth remarking about.

      Did you hear about Zuck humiliating himself in the dinner with Xi Jinping? He made the huge mistake of using his shaky Chinese to ask Daddy Xi to name his kid. Like, what the fuck? Who does that? He's not in Xi's family, that's totally inappropriate to ask. Xi made an excuse and dodged the question like any Chinese would do. Total embarrassment for Zuck and was widely remarked upon in Chinese media.

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    60. Re:What a pompous ass by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      If he genuinely wants to understand, great. However, my guess is that his goal is to try and understand enough about the unwashed masses to try and get all we rural cretins to live an urban left wing life like his. No, thanks.

    61. Re:What a pompous ass by citylivin · · Score: 1

      " To the extent that a "rural American bubble" could possibly be theorized to exist it must be as a manifestation of being the only class or strata of people in the nation that can be openly hated without consequence, and only group of people responsible for their own condition."

      What the heck are you talking about? The idea of a bubble is that people correspond with only their "like thinking" community members. Of course this can and does occur in rural areas. I am not american, but i fully appreciate the rural areas of my country when i am visiting there. Many people take their holidays in the country and can relate and respect "country folk" without being condescending. Perhaps i am more open minded than other city slickers, but being in the country always makes me feel more connected to the province and appreciative of rural peoples needs and how they overlap with my own.

      Plenty of publications such as the new yorker, are constantly mining rural america for content. So i dont think you know what you are talking about. Are you trying to denigrate country folk in your post just for the sake of being mean?

      Not all rural folk are conservatives, i think that is what you are trying to say? But honestly your post is like a stream of consciousness i cannot parse well. There are natives, back to the land hippies, farmers, and artists as well as plenty of people who the insane cost of city life have driven to the country. These people rely more on their communities and their individual will and resources than most city people who are more likely to be rampantly consumerist and materialistic. I suspect city folk do this to make up for their lack of contact with the natural world and a need to have that void filled, but that's just a guess. Less exposure to brain washing marketing techniques maybe? Regardless, you do a dis service to paint entire areas of your country as some sort of monoculture. It just isn't so.

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    62. Re: What a pompous ass by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Right, the request of a total lack of communication to the media from the people he's talking to really suggests a sales pitch. Unless you think he's on a mission to go around the country trying to sell Facebook usage to individual people, which seems a little bit inefficient.

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    63. Re: What a pompous ass by cthulhu11 · · Score: 2

      He might start with how he runs Facebook.

      1) Stop forcing cramming everyone into one huge crowded neurodiversity-hostile room

      2) Stop forcing employees to live in the silly valley

    64. Re: What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 for each cheek

    65. Re:What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, who gives a fuck what Zuckerberg does? He's wealthy, and he's trying to make more money. All he's interested in doing is finding more ways to put ads in front of more faces. That's his income source. Realize that, you're ready to deal with him. Yep. Hey, you, kid - get outta my yard!!

    66. Re:What a pompous ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keith Richards - a competent, if uninspired, musician who got lucky and has longevity. Almost never has anything nice to say about anyone else, has a history of rocky relationships, arguably known more for flagrant abuse of drugs than his musicianship. Wouldn't participate in the original Bob Geldof "Live Aid" because, according to everyone who knew him, he "just doesn't give a f***".

      Mark Zuckerberg - worked really, really, really hard, made mistakes and learned how to deal with them, has created today's most ubiquitous app. He always tries to set a good example in how he respects his wife, respects hard work from other people, and respects other people's beliefs. He's enormously generous when it comes to giving and supporting worthwhile causes.

      And you think you'd get more out of a sit-down with Keith Richards? Okay.

    67. Re: What a pompous ass by strikethree · · Score: 2

      Ummm. I do not see Mark Zuckerberg as someone terribly special. He was in the right place at the right time and was able to capitalize on it. There is nothing terribly unique about any of it.

      If you want people who can blow your mind, think more along the lines of E=MC^2, or people who can hack current groupthink like Thomas Jefferson.

      Mark is no more amazing than Bill Gates. They would be more interesting if they had grown up in normal families with minimal resources. As it is, they are just normal people from abnormal circumstances who were very lucky to be in the right place at the right time with the right resources.

      In other words, you can not really say with a straight face that Mark or Bill were poor businessmen, but by the same token, you also can not say that they were awesome or superior. Running a business competently is not THAT terribly unique.

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    68. Re:What a pompous ass by strikethree · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have a few drinks with Keith Richards....while we still have him.

      Eh? What could kill Keith Richards other than Chuck Norris? The guy has bathed in chemicals that would kill a real human and is still as healthy as a horse.

      I do agree. Keith Richards seems like a great guy to have a few drinks with. I just have doubts about him ever dying.

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    69. Re: What a pompous ass by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      He's definitely selling himself and he is definitely going to get media coverage for this. See the news article as one example of how he's already getting coverage. He just doesn't want the content of the specific individual meetings broadcasted by the people he meets with, because he can't control that message. He is most definitely selling himself here.

  2. Be careful what you reveal about the meeting by turkeydance · · Score: 4, Insightful

    or what?

    1. Re:Be careful what you reveal about the meeting by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or he'll make unwanted connections to your Facebook account that will make the CIA flag you as a potential terrorist?

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    2. Re:Be careful what you reveal about the meeting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or I will smite you with my army of pro-Trump twitterbots

    3. Re:Be careful what you reveal about the meeting by turkeydance · · Score: 2

      that's just it. some "regular" people don't have social media accounts. maybe he would fake one?

    4. Re:Be careful what you reveal about the meeting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Wait, are you saying there are people who do not post every little detail of their lives on the internet for everyone to see?"

      "That is correct, Mr. Zuckerberg."

      "Are there not groups of people who have shunned technology, is it just those people?"

      "You mean the Amish, they do not use it but there are normal people who have the internet but do not post to Facebook or other sites."

      "My god, I have to meet these people and show them the one, true, righteous path. To the Zuckermobile!"

      "You mean your G6?"

      "Yes"

    5. Re:Be careful what you reveal about the meeting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He'll cancel the meeting if revealed in advance is my guess. No media scrum and security issues are obvious motivations. He's worth enough that some idiot meth heads might roll the dice if they had advance notice.

    6. Re: Be careful what you reveal about the meeting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who has been sued by Facebook under frivolous pretenses to prevent the registration of a trademark that contained the word "book", I hope he swings by my town. Our cordial small talk as regular folk will make national news.

    7. Re:Be careful what you reveal about the meeting by jandrese · · Score: 2

      Meanwhile on Facebook: Turkeydance is now friends with NAMBLA, the KKK, The Communist Party, and ISIS.

      --

      I read the internet for the articles.
    8. Re:Be careful what you reveal about the meeting by turkeydance · · Score: 1

      everyone already knows i quit pitching last year. no KKK for me.

    9. Re:Be careful what you reveal about the meeting by HelpTheNewOverlord · · Score: 2

      He will cancel the meeting?

    10. Re:Be careful what you reveal about the meeting by Dragonslicer · · Score: 2

      Meanwhile on Facebook: Turkeydance is now friends with NAMBLA...

      What's wrong with the North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes?

    11. Re:Be careful what you reveal about the meeting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In four years time he might be the boss of the boss of the CIA.

    12. Re:Be careful what you reveal about the meeting by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile on Facebook: Turkeydance is now friends with NAMBLA...

      What's wrong with the North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes?

      Nothing, until they call upon you for a favor...

  3. Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He stole a website idea and now openly swipes private data for wholesalers. I don't see why anyone would give a fuck about meeting him except maybe to beg for investments.

    1. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Because he's rich and famous as fuck. Which also answers the question of "Why is Donald Trump president?"

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      Linux, you magnificent bastard, I read the fucking manual!
    2. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Wouldn't have been sufficient, unless he was running against the most openly corrupt and incompetent candidate in 100+ years.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    3. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Donald Trump is president because we grew tired of smug, condescending elitists like you telling us that we were stupid, racist, and xenophobic.

      You demanded that we vote for your chosen one. It was her turn, after all.

      We picked the person that you hated the most. You had shit on us for so long... You were comfortable. You thought that you already won. You thought we didn't matter, and that our sun had set.

      Fuck you. That's why Trump is president. He is a living, breathing Fuck You.

    4. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corrupt, maybe, but clearly the most incompetent candidate won. BTW, how's that health care bill coming? Years of trying to repeal Obamacare must mean that republicans had a good idea to replace it with, right?

    5. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "we grew tired of smug, condescending elitists like you telling us that we were stupid, racist, and xenophobic." I guess the truth hurts, snowflake?

    6. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Donald Trump is president because we grew tired of smug, condescending elitists like you telling us that we were stupid, racist, and xenophobic.

      You demanded that we vote for your chosen one. It was her turn, after all.

      We picked the person that you hated the most. You had shit on us for so long... You were comfortable. You thought that you already won. You thought we didn't matter, and that our sun had set.

      Fuck you. That's why Trump is president. He is a living, breathing Fuck You.

      That's what I tell people when they can't understand what happened: there simply were enough people fed up that they'd rather "see the world burn" than elect another career politician. They decided "fuck it, let's go with the wildcard for once."

    7. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shit on you for so long? The democrats had a slim majority in congress for a short time at the beginning of Obama's term and since then absolutely jack and shit got done because republicans stuck their fingers in their ears and refused to sign off on anything the President or democrats supported. Now the republicans have full control over everything and President Dumphuck can't even get manage to get these retarded children to agree on a replacement for the piece of legislation they collectively spent half a decade hating.

      Seems to me, if you were called stupid it's because you fucking are. But hey, you won, and that's the same as being right in the end, isn't it? I hope you enjoy being denied healthcare coverage due to a preexisting condition.

    8. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      So you punish the elites, you elected a big-mouthed halfwit whose only real redeeming quality is that for all of that, he's still a braniac compared to his Chauncy Gardner-esque eldest son.

      Yes, boy oh boy, the elites have sure been taught a lesson! My goodness, how very fucking smart you are! Congratulations on sticking it to the man...

      --
      The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
    9. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Show me one example of 'competent Hillary'. Nominating her was like trying to make Brady's wife the next quarterback, just a stupid idea. (credit to Bill Burr.)

      The Ds own Obamacare and are in pure obstruction mode. Letting it fail under it's own weight isn't a bad option for the Rs.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    10. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      When you're grasping at straws, you don't really care how fragile they are...

      --
      Linux, you magnificent bastard, I read the fucking manual!
    11. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't have been sufficient, unless he was running against the most openly corrupt and incompetent candidate in 100+ years.

      That's a damn lie and you know it. Bernie lost in the primary, and did not run against Trump. Why would you say that? Bernie didn't run. He conceded in the primary to the most qualified candidate in the history of mankind.

    12. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a curious lie from the GP. How could someone not know that Sanders lost in the primary?

    13. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That HornWumpus must have time traveled from 13 months ago before Bernie Sanders lost the primary. Sanders did not run for President. The DNC rejected him and his corruptness that probably would have destroyed the DNC for a generation if they had allowed his kind to represent us. He does not. His corruptness is not accepted by our party. We rejected him and expelled him from the party.

    14. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure about the most qualified candidate in the history of mankind, but at least the most qualified that was running that year

    15. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Or apparently how doing so often produces the exact opposite of what you wanted. Trump didn't drain the swamp, he channeled an overflowing septic tank into the swamp. If he's done anything, he's made it clear that maybe the elites that were there before weren't that bad, compared to the kind of bottom dwellers he brought along.

      I'd like to compare the Trumps to a Mafia family, but it would be some sort of Mafia family where everyone is either a Sonny or a Fredo; either idiots or people like impulse control, or both.

      What's really amusing is to watch how the "elites" that Trump is supposed to have driven into the weeds are quietly fucking him over at every opportunity. The Republican-dominated Congress has made it awfully clear, though Trump is too fucking stupid to see it, that it has no intention of assisting him with the more absurd aspects of his election platform. Repealing the ACA seems doomed at this point, so the great irony that's likely to occur is that the health care bill that ends up on Trump's desk will be one to shore up Obamacare.

      Welcome to the most impotent presidency since the 19th century.

      --
      The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
    16. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The UK can beat that. A former banker who went to a private school where the fees are more than most people earn told us to jump and we said "how high?".

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    17. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by anegg · · Score: 1

      I have to agree - I think the "Fuck You" theory is the best explanation for Trump as president. Maybe we will get some better candidates (from both sides) next time.

    18. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The democrats had a slim majority in congress

      They had a Senate supermajority. The usual suspects in the MSM have been refining their narrative that it wasn't a supermajority ever since, but it was. In any case, it wasn't "slim." The 2017 house is 240/194 (R), a smaller majority than the 2008 257/178 (D) house. Again, not "slim", so stop deluding yourself.

      you won, and that's the same as being right in the end, isn't it?

      That's how Obama put it to the House minority leaders in 2008. Guess you don't like your medicine.

    19. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      In related news: Brady's wife is the most qualified new NFL quarterback, expect her to be drafted in the first round.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    20. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, you're taking your cues from Bill Burr? Look, Bill Burr is certainly a very funny guy but the humor is coming from the fact that he's an every-man commenting on the world around him. You think he sits around reading books and newspapers and watching C-SPAN? You think he honestly knows anything about any politician, even one with as much press exposure as HRC, beyond sound bites and the vague general impression most Americans have of most people in the public eye? You think his statement is coming from some deep reservoir of knowledge about specific politicians and not just from general cynicism about all politicians? Does Bill Burr making a positive endorsement of anyone even register as a possibility in his style of humor? He's a celebrity commentator remarking on other celebrities.

      Look, feel how you want about whichever politician, but you are living in a fucking insane bubble man. You're so cynical that you can entirely write off a person as having zero competence with the backing of a single poor analogy from a comedian? A quick google search tells me that HRC was: top 5% in high school, departmental honors at Wellesley, JD from Yale Law, National Law Journal 100 most influential lawyers in America, etc etc as we move to more familiar history of her public service. She didn't come from money, so she must be like a Forest Gump or something to have done all that as an incompetent boob.

      But you just go on believing that Ds are bad and Rs are good, or vice versa, or all politicians bad, or big gubment bad, or Obamacare bad, or whatever stupid shit it is that you believe by reducing people to simple caricatures and ideas to bleatable slogans. Go ahead, succumb to 50 years of political propaganda from two parties pushing a culture war, buy in to whatever silly political ideology reinforces your cognitive biases, and keep up with the ad hominems instead of—god forbid—having arguments about policy. I'm sure the partisan rancor and vitriolic tribalism that's taken over America over the last few decades will subside once your guys finally win and successfully oust the "other" (gonna happen real soon now!). And once you're able to implement your perfect policies based on pure ideology without all that icky compromise and pragmatism? Utopia, I'm sure.

      (PS please don't respond and make this an argument about HRC. I don't want to talk about Romney or Dukakis or McGovern or Ross Perot either.)

    21. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Oh my gerd! The Libturds have culturally appropriated the term "Snowflake" from us!

      What will be do now?

      Maybe we still call the liberal scum "snowflake", but without the last consonant sound at the end.

      Fuck off, you damn liberal snowfla.

      Maybe we can even use it amongst ourselves. "What's up, my snowfla?"

      --
      If you think I voted for Trump because of this post, you're wrong. I voted for Dr. Jill Stein of the Green Party. Again.
    22. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Shit on you for so long? The democrats had a slim majority in congress for a short time at the beginning of Obama's term and since then absolutely jack and shit got done because republicans stuck their fingers in their ears and refused to sign off on anything the President or democrats supported.

      Right. Nothing the president wanted ever made it through, besides Obamacare. And the spending increases. And the raising of the debt ceiling. And all of his appointments that sailed through the Senate. And packing the Supreme Court with ultra left wing socialists who don't believe in the Constitution. Gun running, toppling stable allies, burning the Middle East to the ground, importing terrorists, and on and on.

      No, he didn't get anything done, because of those damn Republicans that caved on every main issue they faced.

      --
      If you think I voted for Trump because of this post, you're wrong. I voted for Dr. Jill Stein of the Green Party. Again.
    23. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      WTF? Your defending the useless bitch, but don't want me to respond about her incompetence? Fuck off, she needs to go home and give Bill a blowjob.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    24. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's hilarious to hear to a bunch of meek bitches who snivel about stupid cunt feelings and 'racial insensitivity' call any one a snowflake. Only a submissive lefty faggot gives a fuck about "some words".

    25. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMg! Yes! It hurts, you FAT NÏGGER

      nobody gives a shit about words except you pink bitch faggets

    26. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, we double-down on the "fuck you" that Trump will get a 2nd term. This is just too entertaining! Besides, he's doing a good job despite those fucking GOP cowards in congress fumbling with healthcare reform. Grrrr!

    27. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't mean the Democrats, dipshit. They're corporate whores who feign your values to get your vote.

      I said "smug condescending elitists."

      It's hilarious that you identify with that and took offense.

    28. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It put people like you (aforementioned smug elitists) into apocalyptic meltdowns.

      Absolutely I got EXACTLY EVERYTHING I wanted from Trump.

      Gravy? 30 years of liberal ideology obliterated by our new Supreme Court Justice, and hopefully another one or two by next year.

      You lost so completely.. So totally... I would feel bad for you, if you weren't an evil, corrupted, vile piece of shit bent on the destruction of modern civilization.

    29. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Donald Trump is president because we grew tired of smug, condescending elitists like you telling us that we were stupid, racist, and xenophobic.

      I agree with part of what you are saying but for more general reasons.

      I think the electorate as a whole got sick of the smug, condescending, Washington/Beltway elitists so instead they ended up choosing the smug, condescending elitist that was different in one way - not Washington/Beltway. Trump was the last non-Washington/Beltway option standing and then it was the single thing setting him apart. If either party runs a candidate that isn't smug, condescending or and elitist, even just one of those qualities, they would probably win. The problem is the smug, condescending elitists that ultimately decide which smug, condescending elitists we get to choose between will only self select other smug, condescending elitists.

      That is the major problem - the major parties get to choose which of their own we get to choose from - where is that written in the Constitution? This is what Washington was thinking when he warned against parties. Sure, we get to pick but the parties pick the menu and they are the only options in town.

      Non-car analogy time: When all you've had is rehashed horse shit and 'on message' dog shit, a different kind of shit in the form of verbal diarrhea on twitter seems OK if only for being a change of pace. Rather than solid shit, this time we get a shit smoothy. Many believe, somehow, that the shit smoothy is actually some form of fecal transplant gut flora therapy. Others believe its the same old shit we've had for the last 50 or so years, just with 'new', 'better', 'different', 'fortified', 'extra strength', 'improved', 'double plus good' on the packaging.

      A shit by any other name would smell as bad.

    30. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Trump is president for lack of credible opposition.

      --
      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    31. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      The US is growing bluer regardless, and if SCOTUS kills gerrymandering, your victory dance may be shortlived.

      --
      The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
    32. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Donald Trump is president because we grew tired of smug, condescending elitists like you telling us that we were stupid, racist, and xenophobic.

      Fuck you. That's why Trump is president. He is a living, breathing Fuck You.

      You felt disrespected and talked-down to. So you went and elected someone obviously unfit and unprepared for the office. And that's supposed to impress people?

      Wow, you really showed those liberals how wrong they were about you! Yes sir, they called you stupid and you responded with, "You think I'm stupid? I'll show you stupid!" Bravo, well done. They'll never talk down to you again, now that you've shown them how worthy of respect you are.

    33. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't mean the Democrats, dipshit. They're corporate whores who feign your values to get your vote.

      I said "smug condescending elitists."

      It's hilarious that you identify with that and took offense.

      Well, you've had your tantrum and Trump is President. Feel better now? You actually seem to be pretty angry still.

    34. Re: Fuck Suckerberg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It put people like you (aforementioned smug elitists) into apocalyptic meltdowns.

      Absolutely I got EXACTLY EVERYTHING I wanted from Trump.

      That's all you wanted from the President of the United States; to piss off the Liberals? Are you serious? You elevated him to one of the most powerful offices in the world just to make some other group of people mad?

      No wonder the Liberals think you're so dumb. You just went and proved it to them. You are petty and petulant. You have demonstrated that you don't have the judgement or sense of responsibility to be trusted with power. You're like a child who trashes the house after being told he's not responsible enough to stay home by himself.

    35. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Yeah, cuz Yanks don't have a penchant for selecting 'rock stars" as their leaders: Trump, W, Clinton, Reagan, JFK, Eisenhower.

      Thanks for showing up right on schedule, btw. Not creepy at all. No sir.

      --
      Linux, you magnificent bastard, I read the fucking manual!
    36. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      You're just paranoid. It's all in your head. And your post doesn't make sense. But nice deflection anyway.

      --
      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    37. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      And your post doesn't make sense.

      Interesting. I'd think Americans making democracy a popularity contest as much as possible would be right in your wheelhouse. But you do get twitchy when I slight the Fatherland, so it's a toughie, huh?

      --
      Linux, you magnificent bastard, I read the fucking manual!
    38. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you're just babbling nonsense. Where do I get all 'twitchy'? And why do you single out the Americans?

      --
      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    39. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Where do I get all 'twitchy'?

      Well, generally speaking, that's like 50% of your shtick: The passive-aggressive cheerfulness, the short, choppy sentences, etc. I told you a long time ago your writing skills are your biggest impediment and suggested video would be a better fit, but apparently you think you're ugly or something.

      And why do you single out the Americans?

      Well, we were talking about rich and famous Americans until you popped in with your off topic axe grinding, if that helps.

      But generally speaking, we're all still living in the American Empire. There's really no getting away from that until the Chinese take over.

      --
      Linux, you magnificent bastard, I read the fucking manual!
    40. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Which also answers the question of "Why is Donald Trump president?"

      your off topic axe grinding...

      My off topic axe grinding (and shtick)... fascinating... But hey, it's your internet.. You define the words

      --
      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    41. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      fascinating... But hey, it's your internet.. You define the words

      Yup, there's that passive-aggressive bullshit again. Glad we settled the issue of you being twitchy though.

      --
      Linux, you magnificent bastard, I read the fucking manual!
    42. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Yeah yeah, and you complete the circle with your usual projection again. Some other time...

      --
      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    43. Re:Fuck Suckerberg. by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      your usual projection again

      Which is?

      Some other time...

      Nah, you'll be back.

      --
      Linux, you magnificent bastard, I read the fucking manual!
  4. So if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just ask
    I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
    People just submitted it.
    I don't know why.
    They "trust me"
    Dumb fucks

  5. Too bad all us regular folk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...have to work. Nothing says "I get you normal people" like taking a massive cosmopolitan extended vacation.

  6. And that's how ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the next presidential campaign began !

    1. Re:And that's how ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, he is starting early. Usually they start around a couple years before the election.

    2. Re:And that's how ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump still hasn't stopped campaigning.

    3. Re:And that's how ... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      So you know what conclusion to draw from that...

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  7. If you do know he's coming, keep it to yourself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make me, asshole.

  8. Or he will tell his followers and who knows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll let out his secret ambition of running for president. He's just out practicing and feeling it out now... surely he must think he can do it given that orange sack we have now.

  9. Already failed by ElGuapo2872 · · Score: 1

    What a condescending shit. As far as I am concerned his image is of a narcissistic schmuck that rolled the dice and got lucky but who is convinced of his own superiority.

    1. Re:Already failed by Digital+Avatar · · Score: 1

      "Why aren't I fifty points ahead, you might be asking..." - tomorrow's headlines today!

    2. Re:Already failed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So absolutely nothing that would hinder his becoming president then, if history is any indication.

    3. Re:Already failed by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Seems like "narcissistic" is the Slashdot code word for anyone who has the ambition to change their part of the world.

    4. Re:Already failed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would know, since you're an obese narcissist who can't see past the shadow of your own fat dick. But wait, do you smell an all-you-can-eat buffet over there? Waddle your enormous cock in the direction of food, as quickly as you can!

    5. Re:Already failed by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      You would know, since you're an obese narcissist who can't see past the shadow of your own fat dick. But wait, do you smell an all-you-can-eat buffet over there? Waddle your enormous cock in the direction of food, as quickly as you can!

      I remember when Slashdot didn't have so many 14-year-old wankers posting toilet bowl humor.

    6. Re:Already failed by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      That depends what is meant by change.

    7. Re:Already failed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get fucked by a gay nigger shemale ladyboy.

  10. re: Iowa's presidential campaign circuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Confirmed: He's running for president in 2020.

  11. Everything about these visits sounds skeevy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Seriously. I don't care what you're worth. Why should I agree to your bizarre demands?

    As Mr. Zuckerberg was leaving, he made one request, Mr. Moore said.

    "He said, 'If there are any news reporters that call you, just make sure you tell them I'm not running for president.'

    Oh, gosh, Mr Zuckerberg, sir! I'll be sure to tell them that! Wink wink!

    What a douchenozzle.

    1. Re:Everything about these visits sounds skeevy by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      You winked with your left eye again. He totally saw you do it.

      --
      If you think I voted for Trump because of this post, you're wrong. I voted for Dr. Jill Stein of the Green Party. Again.
  12. Entering politics? by kaka.mala.vachva · · Score: 1

    A lot of things Mark Zuckerberg says and does make he think he wants to enter politics. Most others will delegate and work on compiled reports - this attempt to reach out to the masses seems very politician like.

    1. Re: Entering politics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reaching out to the masses makes for a good campaign. A career in public service makes for a good politician.

    2. Re:Entering politics? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Judging from recent history, he's going to walk right into office. He's got all the qualifications:

      -Billionaire

      So it shouldn't surprise anyone.

  13. presidential bus tour? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is a billionaire - the whitehouse only costs $5 B or if you believe Mr. Trump, less than $1 B to rent for 4 years. The only reason folks spend that kind of money to get in is because they get more than that, a positive ROI that beats wall street, over the life of the investment.

    1. Re:presidential bus tour? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is a megalomaniac and because he is that is why he wants to be President. Just one more thing for people to remember as before he dies because he needs to be in as many books as possible so he will be remembered.

  14. What absolute garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to see him get destroyed in the nomination process. If you think people going after Trump for being friendly with Russia is boring, wait until they start challenging Zuckerberg's Chinese ties.

    1. Re:What absolute garbage by Tailhook · · Score: 1

      wait until they start challenging Zuckerberg's Chinese ties.

      Who is this "they" you have in mind? Zuckerberg has always demonstrated proper mainstream group-think; he is not at risk of being questioned for anything. "They" will automatically attribute whatever "ties" you're thinking of to benign and entirely lawful purposes. Whatever involvement he has with China will be unquestioningly regarded as an asset.

      --
      Maw! Fire up the karma burner!
  15. Making a show things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good grief. His face isn't well known enough outside tech junkies that he can't travel freely. If he needs to send scouts, announce in advance, and set "rules", Zuckerberg is failing before he starts. Just hop into a car (preferably at least 4 years old, american, and with an MSRP of $40k when new), and take a road trip stopping where ever he wants. No need for an entourage.

    But I commend him for trying.
     

  16. Rule 4: by John+Jorsett · · Score: 4, Funny

    Make no eye contact. Rule 5: Under no circumstances touch Mr. Zuckerberg. Rule 6: Do not speak unless Mr. Zuckerberg speaks to you first. Rule 7: When dismissed, leave as quickly as possible.

    1. Re:Rule 4: by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Rule 7: When dismissed, leave as quickly as possible.

      How does he have eminent domain?

    2. Re:Rule 4: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see Zuckerberg went to the Richard Stallman School of Speaking Engagement Riders, then.

    3. Re:Rule 4: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can she slap?

  17. Don't talk about the Mark Zuckerberg meeting by B1700 · · Score: 1

    The first rule of a Mark Zuckerberg meeting is you don't talk about the Mark Zuckerberg meeting. Wait, maybe that's the second or third rule?

    1. Re:Don't talk about the Mark Zuckerberg meeting by Digital+Avatar · · Score: 5, Insightful
      1. The first rule of Zuck Club is you do not talk about Zuck Club.
      2. The second rule of Zuck Club is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT ZUCK CLUB.
      3. Third rule of Zuck Club: Someone yells 'fascist!', 'racist!', or 'bigot!', that argument is over.
      4. Fourth rule: Only two sides to an argument.
      5. Fifth rule: One argument at a time, fellas.
      6. Sixth rule: No hate speech, no hatred.
      7. Seventh rule: Arguments will go on until the fascist admits defeat.
      8. And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Zuck Club, you have to argue.

      Mischief. Mayhem. Rigging the narrative. ZUCK CLUB.

      Coming to an election near you, 2018. Rated PC-13(88).

    2. Re:Don't talk about the Mark Zuckerberg meeting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comrade Avatar,

      The People's Secretary General Markus Tsukerberg has decreed that your post violates the Citizen-Comrade Conduct Rules as laid out in the New Constitution, articles 1, 3a-c, 5, 7, and 9 regarding political commentary towards the People's Governing Body. Your case has already been processed through our People's Courts, staffed by the most qualified Social Justice adherents, to ensure you an unbiased, objective proof of guilt for your badthink and badspeak. Your post has been decreed TC*-10: OFFENSIVE, and they have mandated a 20 year stay at our glorious Love-Though-Labor joycamp. Here you will learn to love the Radiant Future provided to you by your fellow comrades.

      *triggering content

    3. Re:Don't talk about the Mark Zuckerberg meeting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use Facebook

  18. Oh yeah... Zuck's a REAL man of the people: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/01/mark-zuckerberg-sues-to-keep-native-hawaiians-off-his-kauai-estate
    https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jan/23/mark-zuckerberg-hawaii-land-lawsuits-kauai-estate
    http://www.businessinsider.com/mark-zuckerberg-fires-back-misleading-articles-about-hawaiian-estate-2017-1

    He and Trump are just two sides of the same coin.

  19. not interested by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Mark Zuckerberg will be here in five minutes."

    *yawn* you are now trespassing.

  20. Re:Fuck off APK we know it is you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who or what is APK?

  21. of course he's looking at politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can even a Facebook hater make the case that The Rock or Trump is somehow more qualified?
    Rock's a TV star who can probably take care of himself in a bar brawl. Trump is an idiot failed businessman rich kid who road the absolute moral bankruptcy of the political establishment (both parties) into the history books - as an idiot.

    Resume isn't required after 2016. Zuck's old enough in 2020. I wouldn't particularly care for him but we could do worse. We're currently doing worse. FWIW I'd prefer Zuck to Hillary and she's going to run again.

    1. Re:of course he's looking at politics by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I don't think even the Democrats are dumb enough to hand her the nomination again. She can't win honest primaries.

      But we can dream...Hillary 2020...Trump for 8.

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  22. what a douche by old+and+new+again · · Score: 1

    he really thinks he is like a god or something?get over yourself, bill gates is way more brillant, riche and generous than you'll ever be and he doesn't do shit like that

    1. Re:what a douche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being some kind of god isn't all it's cracked up to be. Don't have to look much farther than Maui, from Moana... https://youtu.be/79DijItQXMM I am sure you're welcome. This tune is catchy!

    2. Re:what a douche by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      he really thinks he is like a god or something?get over yourself, bill gates is way more brillant, riche and generous than you'll ever be and he doesn't do shit like that

      I agree, though I also think BG is an ass-clown (if thou pardonst mon French).

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  23. Billioniares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sanders gave me hope that a regular guy could possible make it - well, as regular as possible (I would not want the ignorant uninformed regular person representing me at all.). A guy who knows what the rest of us are going through and what our concerns are.

    And we saw what happened to him.

    A political "outsider" has to be immensely wealthy. And I do not believe that he would ever put his interests (or his billionaire "buddies' " interests) ahead of ours.

    Tax relief for the middle class? Sure, but we billionaire will get a bigger one. Make up the revenue shortfall? We'll just borrow. There's still plenty of demand for US Treasury Bonds!

    Healthcare? Well, we're seeing exactly what's happening on that front right now. The little guy will get shafted yet again.

    And if Joe public pays a little too much attention, here comes the distraction issues!

    Abortion, gun control, gay marriage, identity politics. Of all the problems in my state, my legislature spent weeks on a bill to decide who can use what bathroom. WTF! When did this become such a goddamn pressing issue?!

    Of course, bring any of those issues up and folks get overly-emotional and in the meantime, they get shafted. Consumer protections get gutted, healthcare reform goes out the window, while we get crumbs, the very wealthy get the biggest benefits ....

    No thanks, Zuckerberg. Unless you sell out your fellow billionaires - starting NOW - you're just another big shot looking for more power.

    1. Re:Billioniares by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Bernouts are funny.

      You realize that the only reason Bernie was #2 was the electable Ds stepped aside as it was the bitch's turn. Bernie isn't even a D.

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    2. Re:Billioniares by Known+Nutter · · Score: 1

      Another shining example of the level of discourse in the US. That type of shit doesn't help.

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    3. Re:Billioniares by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You can't dispute the facts, so you attack the tone.

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  24. Maybe he forgot... by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 2

    ...he used to be an "ordinary" person as well.

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    1. Re:Maybe he forgot... by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      He still is an ordinary person. He has no physical aspects, intellectual accomplishments or special ability that distinguishes him from the bulk of humanity.

    2. Re:Maybe he forgot... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Since Zuckerberg stopped being ordinary there has been major international shifts in politics, a major housing crisis, a major economic crisis, and one of the most powerful people in the world is ... well actually he would have gone from George W Bush to Trump so that won't have been too steep of a change.

      Point is if all he does is "remember" then he won't have a clue about what makes current ordinary people tick. Times change and it's important to refresh your view lest you get stuck with strange outdated prejudices.

    3. Re:Maybe he forgot... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      ...he used to be an "ordinary" person as well.

      He was? Didn't his parents buy him a spot at Harvard?

  25. Sounds like this guy is running for president by MobyDisk · · Score: 2

    Sounds like this guy is running for president. He's made a lot of public political comments, and now this. Hmmm....

    1. Re:Sounds like this guy is running for president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See how he treats people. The "Regular Folk". Like he is a king or something. He is so full of himself he's dripping in it.

    2. Re:Sounds like this guy is running for president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's going to be interesting ... and scary. What with him controlling the biggest social network on the planet. I'm guessing Facebook's current move to curate what's news and what's fake will be a great help.

      I wonder if the powers that (currently) be will still be so happy to call for more censorship on Facebook when he's going to use it to his advantage.

    3. Re:Sounds like this guy is running for president by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Democratic primary in 2020: Cuomo vs Dwayne Johnson vs Zuckerberg.

      I'm just going to go ahead and slit my wrists now.

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    4. Re:Sounds like this guy is running for president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on if he runs as a Democrap or a Republicant.

    5. Re:Sounds like this guy is running for president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Because abusing this amount of power is ok if "your side" does it?

      Even then, neither the Republicans wanted Trump nor the Democracts Sanders.

    6. Re:Sounds like this guy is running for president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean you haven't already?

    7. Re:Sounds like this guy is running for president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Democratic primary in 2020: Cuomo vs Dwayne Johnson vs Zuckerberg.

      I'm just going to go ahead and slit my wrists now.

      As long as The Rock shuts down filibusters with body slams he'll have my support.

    8. Re:Sounds like this guy is running for president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Weiner. Hell be off parole for good behavior by then.

    9. Re:Sounds like this guy is running for president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got $20 on The Rock!

    10. Re:Sounds like this guy is running for president by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1
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    11. Re:Sounds like this guy is running for president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Democratic primary in 2020: Cuomo vs Dwayne Johnson vs Zuckerberg.

      I'm just going to go ahead and slit my wrists now.

      Considering the Rock now has a PAC exploring a presidential run, there's no limit now. A Rock/Crewes ("Camacho") ticket would be stellar.

      Seriously, actors and politicians are similar creatures, they have to lie to our faces convincingly. Though I can understand people wanting the Rock to at least be a governor for a while like Reagan...

  26. Re:Zuckerberg is short... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He told me that he walked past you and you were wider than he thought. Smelled as bad as he expected, though.

  27. He clearly wants to run for President by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet he's somehow more disconnected from the common American than the richest people that have run for the Presidency in the past, including Trump, Mitt Romney, Barrack Obama, and John Kerry.

    There's no chance in hell will I ever vote for Mark Zuckerberg as President unless it's him versus literally Hitler himself.

    1. Re:He clearly wants to run for President by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about if it's him or Trump?

  28. He's running for President by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's an open secret that he plans to run for President in the next election.

  29. His "team" does what? by RogueSupport · · Score: 0

    "...his team goes to extraordinary lengths to keep his movements under wraps and control how he is perceived". You mean to say they WANT me to think that he's, an out-of-touch, condescending, authoritarian, weaselly little Jew, On PURPOSE?

    1. Re:His "team" does what? by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      What does "Jew" got to do with anything?

    2. Re:His "team" does what? by Tailhook · · Score: 1

      Do you actually know any Jews? Not in the "saw one on teevee" sense, but an actual Jewish person that might speak with you about something other than getting their printer fixed? Or is the whole authoritarian Jew thing completely abstract for you?

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    3. Re:His "team" does what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he's money-grubbing and evil and lives to see this country subjugated to the pleasures of his tribe.

      am i missing something?

    4. Re:His "team" does what? by RogueSupport · · Score: 0

      No, that pretty much covers it.

    5. Re:His "team" does what? by RogueSupport · · Score: 0

      Does your kind have a card you read off of? Seriously, what kind of a retarded question is that? Yes! I know plenty. They are the first to admit that all the stereotypes are true. They also freely admit that they laugh at the "Goyum" for thinking they have suck a special status because of useful idiots like you.

  30. A regular presidential campaign stop? by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

    Together with previous rumors of Z running for President, I think we can see what is going on here and where this is going. He's doing research on ordinary folk in preparation for, well, we'll see.

    1. Re:A regular presidential campaign stop? by jandrese · · Score: 1

      This is exactly the kind of thing you see from people gearing up for a Presidential run. I wouldn't think he has a chance, but I thought the same thing about Trump.

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  31. Too many... by Arkh89 · · Score: 2

    Too may resources, not enough problems...

  32. Mark Zuckerberg needs an attitude adjustment by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    Obey those "rules"? Ha, the regular steelworker would have no problem ripping off Mark Zuckerberg's head and shitting down his neck were Mark or his minions to try to tell said worker what to do

    1. Re:Mark Zuckerberg needs an attitude adjustment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right, a bunch of sissy steelworkers who slaved away obediently for Carnegie are suddenly going to grow a pair. ok!

    2. Re:Mark Zuckerberg needs an attitude adjustment by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      uh huh, my dad didn't work for Carnegie though he was a steelworker, but he definitely can rip the head off of 999 of 1000 slashdotters, anon manlet.

    3. Re:Mark Zuckerberg needs an attitude adjustment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wrong. All steel mill workers are like these guys!
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfgs9FRD25M

    4. Re:Mark Zuckerberg needs an attitude adjustment by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      a gay steelworker could beat the crap out of 999/1000 slashdotters. the only difference from a straight steelworker might be how much they enjoy it.

  33. goddammitsomuch by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    he's getting ready to run for office. That can't be a good thing. For one thing he raised money for Chris Christy of all people. At best he's another economically right / socially center politicians that'll cut taxes on the rich, cut services for the middle class (e.g. school funding, unemployment, medicare/medicaid). At worst he's another wolf in sheep's clothing that'll hand us over to Wallstreet the way the Clinton's did and roll back the progressive agenda Bernie was working on.

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    1. Re:goddammitsomuch by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Mark is about as lefty as they come. He is arguing for UBS from heaves sake.

      Now cynically I think this is about enriching himself. Force the middle calls tax payer to hand even more money to poor so they can misuse it, and spend it on Mark's crappy website.

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    2. Re:goddammitsomuch by Tailhook · · Score: 1

      Mark is about as lefty as they come.

      UBS, climate fear mongering, open borders, SJW grandstanding... He's threatened to fire anyone that dared replace "black" with "all" on Facebook's graffiti wall.

      Pure establishment group-think.

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    3. Re:goddammitsomuch by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      He is arguing for UBS from heaves sake.

      The Swiss bank? Is that where he stashes all his dough?

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  34. Rural America IS America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The rest is a bubble filled with pretentious elitists. Who, by the way, hate the occupants of said bubble with a passion.

    1. Re:Rural America IS America by ranton · · Score: 1

      Rural America IS America. The rest is a bubble filled with pretentious elitists. Who, by the way, hate the occupants of said bubble with a passion.

      I'm not sure if you are trying to make a joke, but if not this is a worst case example of the ignorance which comes from this bubble mentality.

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    2. Re:Rural America IS America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump got elected precisely because most of the US perceived Hilary as being part of the pretentious elitists in LA, SF, NYC, and DC.

      Based on some of the comments I see coming out of people living in those four cities it seems pretty clear to me that some of them are completely out of touch with reality everywhere else. For good examples of this, see Juicero, Gwyneth Paltrow's "Goop" snake oil, or anyone that says "flyover states."

    3. Re:Rural America IS America by ranton · · Score: 1

      Based on some of the comments I see coming out of people living in those four cities it seems pretty clear to me that some of them are completely out of touch with reality everywhere else.

      I completely agree with you there. But the problem is equally bad for those are completely out of touch with the reality inside those cities and many others in the country. People out of touch with society's advancements in the past half century, both technological and social. No one group or even small handful of groups own the blame for this. Nearly all of us are part of the problem.

      Certainly anyone thinking the "pretentious elitists" are the primary cause of the problem are also a major part of the problem.

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    4. Re:Rural America IS America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump got elected precisely because most of the US perceived Hilary as being part of the pretentious elitists in LA, SF, NYC, and DC.

      Clinton won the popular vote. So by definition most of the US (voters) perceived her as the preferable choice.

  35. Politics is a rough choice by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 2

    A lot of things Mark Zuckerberg says and does make he think he wants to enter politics. Most others will delegate and work on compiled reports - this attempt to reach out to the masses seems very politician like.

    I agree that this seems very politician-like.

    I've been thinking about this a lot recently, in the frame of who will be running for president in 2000.

    Politics is a rough choice, and it takes a very seasoned celebrity to just shrug off the criticism. Add to that the dirty tricks (operation veritas), the completely made-up stories (pizzagate), and the public's general interest in anything that's shocking, unusual, or worthy of memes.

    Anyone who bases their self-image in any way on the opinion of others would be completely devastated in a political run. Ross Perot wasn't able to do that, and I'm continuously surprised that Donald Trump could.

    Zuckerberg in particular seems too young to have a solid and strong ego, and he doesn't have the experience of politics or celebrity status to fall back on.

    While it's a laudable goal, I just don't see Mark Zuckerberg as a viable presidential candidate in the next two or three elections.

    I also wonder how much hands-on leadership he has at Facebook. I don't see him as having a vision, and getting people on-board with that vision. Also, I don't see him taking a lot of risks with the company direction.

    Contrast with Jeff Bezos, who is taking Amazon in new directions, with some measure of risk, or Elon Musk, who is drawing together a vertically integrated ecosystem of companies. Those two would probably make better political candidates, if they decided to do that.

    Politics is a rough choice, and I don't see Mark Zuckerberg fitting in to that lifestyle.

    1. Re:Politics is a rough choice by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      please cite one example of a 'dirty trick' by Project Veritas.

      You mean the misrepresented themselves just enough to get the left to run at the mouth?

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    2. Re:Politics is a rough choice by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1
      The contrast with Bezos or Musk goes deeper than that. Both those guys are actually doing something with their wealth. They have visions to pursue without grovelling to the average American voter. Running for office would actually be a step down for either of them. Zuckerberg doesn't have that. He doesn't have another billion dollar idea. He doesn't have a personally mission to change the world. So he falls back on the usual pastimes of the idle rich: charity and politics.

      Politics isn't for rich people, its for bored rich people.

    3. Re:Politics is a rough choice by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      the completely made-up stories (pizzagate),

      And how do those spread? Over facebook.

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  36. He will run for president... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He will run for president... there is no other reason for this...

  37. Someone PLEASE kill Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I post this as an appeal to reason, to any right-thinking American who wishes to do his country, and for that matter his species, a Great Service: Please, assassinate Mark Zuckerberg. With any luck Facebook will die with him, and Humanity can start the healing process from the Cancer they've been plagued with.

    An ideal candidate would be someone who is terminally ill and therefore has nothing to lose and wishes to contribute something to the human race before their passing.

    Your sacrifice will be noted and remembered. Good luck and good hunting, whoever you might be.

  38. Be careful what you reveal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mark has informed us previously that "privacy is no longer a social norm", and Eric Schmidt of Google says that "if you have something that you don't want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn't be doing it in the first place."

    I guess those new norms don't apply to Mark, only to the peons who are lucky enough to be granted an audience with him.

  39. A Gentle Creature by tylersoze · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't know I've liked what I've seen so far.

    http://www.somethingawful.com/...

    1. Re:A Gentle Creature by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The eyes in that post.......

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  40. Does he _really_ belive he will be president? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is as pathetic as it is disgusting....

  41. why? by jm007 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    some kid gets lucky with an app and becomes rich; sure, maybe he's a good programmer, dunno, but by far the majority of his financial success is from luck; good for him, no grudge on my end and maybe I could learn something from how it all happened

    so why does he get special air time for anything outside of that? our society has a strange way of giving folks who've done something of note in one area a free pass in other areas for which they have no credentials

    for example, asking an actor who they recommend for president..... really? someone who is good at pretending to be somebody else is now someone we should listen to about such weighty issues? sure, they *might* be a pundit of sorts but that credibility has to be earned outside of them being famous for acting

    similar to how we pedestalize sports and entertainment figures and report on their every mouth fart on topics far outside playing with a ball or singing and dancing

    if he had not become rich/famous at 20-ish and was just another programmer at some XYZ corp.... would he be listened to as intently by an eager reporter? has he enough life experience to run his mouth intelligently on anything? so since he DID get rich/successful while very young, and lived in a rich-guy bubble since then wherein his posse constantly cups his balls, do you think he's lived the kind of life to qualify as someone to be taken seriously outside of any of that?

    he's still a child, stunted by not having to live his critical 20's dealing with regular-guy shit like the rest of us; if he's got something important to say to me, it'll have to be done while NOT riding on the coat tails of his super-lucky app success

  42. What about his neighbors? by Wain13001 · · Score: 1

    Maybe he should try to meet with the Hawaiians that he's attempting to sue into being forced to auction their family land because he feels it's too close to his estate. He could probably learn something interesting from them.

  43. Are you sure? by gosand · · Score: 1

    Firstly, he is all about owning people's information. I would have no reason to believe he is doing this out of the goodness of anything - because he could do that without a press release.

    I don't necessarily disagree with your view in premise, but I don't understand this part:

    There is a real problem in this country where people stay within their own "bubble" ... hopelessly ignorant of this issue in our society.

    What exactly is the "problem" or "issue"? That people stay within their own areas of interest, or simply have subsets of our society that they are a part of, because of choice or otherwise? Why is reaching outside of your own bubble, or in this case into other people's bubbles, inherently a good thing?

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  44. Not too hard to figure this one out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    his team goes to extraordinary lengths to keep his movements under wraps and control how he is perceived.

    So
    1. he has a team who works hard on how he is perceived.

    the 33-year old aims "to talk to more people about how they're living, working and thinking about the future," he wrote in January on his Facebook page.

    Or
    2. he is going to talk to people to slowly gather the same data he has already mined about them.

    So if 1, he is making a run for office. Maybe in 2020.
    If 2, they will find him rocking and crying in a shower while repeating "They really do think Obama is a Muslim lizard man.." over and over and over again.

  45. Cover the whiteboards by paiute · · Score: 1

    And if you are working on a great idea when he shows up, carefully turn all your papers over and change the subject.

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  46. Zuckerberg opposes the nation state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mark Zuckerberg called the fight against Nationalism "the struggle of our time", in a Harvard Commencement Speech. He has also called for more international organizations like the EU. Is he nuts?!?! I have heard of rich and powerful celebrities with crazy political ideologies, but Zuckerberg takes the cake. Hopefully he will not do real damage.

    1. Re:Zuckerberg opposes the nation state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask him how he feels of about Israeli nationalism. I bet he doesn't oppose that wall between Israel and Palestine.

  47. Public celebrity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... goes to extraordinary lengths to keep his movements under wraps and control how he is perceived.

    There are problems to being a celebrity:

    1. Most of the discourse is controlled by critics and dissidents: One needs to grow a thick skin, fast.

    2. Being surrounded by critics and groupies means one cannot have an everyday conversation. It's all about how much they hate or love you.

    3. Staff perform the everyday chores: One no longer has to worry about feeding the dog or taking little Joey to the dentist.
      Celebrity status also means everyday money problems disappear; one no longer has to worry about fixing the car or saving money for a week-end holiday.

    4. Due to points 2 and 3, one is alienated from the working/middle class lifestyle and needs staff to perform those everyday conversations instead. Such staff can have their own agenda and gradually the reports focus more on supporting a certain narrative, rather than the reality of everyday life.

    This is why celebrities lose touch with 'real' people with everyday problems.

  48. President Zuckerberg cares about your privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LMAO

  49. The problem isn't staying in your bubble by rsilvergun · · Score: 0

    the problem is when you take exception to anyone outside your bubble getting any kind of help or basic services. The whole "I don't want to pay for it" club. It's why charity doesn't work as a broad solution to combat social problems. Folks are all for helping people as long as it's 'their' people. Once solidarity breaks down the rich pick us all apart. Google the Union Cookie joke.

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  50. Re:Zuckerberg is short... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mark, the team and I have talked, and we think it best you don't pretend to be an AC.

  51. hit hard enough by stooo · · Score: 2

    >>"Mark Zuckerberg Hits the Road"
    Apparently he didn't hit hard enough.
    Climb up bridge and try again.

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  52. Re:Fuck off APK we know it is you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK is a mentally ill individual who spams and shit posts to slashdot. He mostly posts bad security advice centered around a hosts file aggregator but also will go on racist or antisemitic rants. If someone challenges him he will stalk them online and will respond to their comment in a demeaning childish way. He doesn't take criticism well and believes that he wins every argument even though at best he just manages to get the last word because of his obsessive stalking of posts. Furthermore he believes himself to be the smartest person on earth but his work is simplistic at best and is easily replicated by anyone with computer knowledge. Because of his stalking it is best to respond, criticize, or poke fun of APK using an AC post as he will stalk you for years because he apparently has nothing better to do.

  53. Hey Zuck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go away. If you can't put out there like you expect everyone else to on Facebook I want nothing to do with your hypocritical backside.

  54. Facebook not Productive by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1, Troll

    He learned Chinese and did after all, bring the worlds people together ... he leads an incredibly productive life...

    Chinese is literally the least remarkable language to learn given that over 2 billion people have already done this. As for bringing people together, I think Facebook has done the exact opposite. It lets people post crap about their life online so they can avoid actually having any meaningful conversations with others.

    Numerous studies have shown that Facebook use leads to a decline in mental health. In many ways, it is the McDonalds of the internet: wildly popular but bad for society's health. I'd hardly define creating something like that "productive" despite it being extremely financially rewarding.

  55. Gee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...In case you really want to hang out with this douchebag.

  56. PR stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zuckerberg is a liberal. Even if he finds what real people think, he will deny it and call them racists, bigots... etc for not thinking the correct way... the liberal way.

    It is too late Zuckerberg, the Democrat party is going down in flames.

  57. So in other words by Holi · · Score: 1

    Way to insult the people you want to meet.

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    Sorry, teleporters just kill you and then make a copy. A perfect, soul-less copy.
  58. Re:Zuckerberg is short... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless you are over 6 foot 5, everyone is short. Including and especially you.

    You see things like height are extremely relative. I bet you are both giants in china.

    Being 6 ft 7 inch tall, everyone is short, and its not really that big of a deal as short people make it, when they are competing for and inch or two difference between one another.

    Relativity. But bravo for saying how "cool" you are to meet celebrities and feel better than them for superficial reasons.

  59. Seriously Pathetic!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's so lame and pathetic. Does his "staff" not see this as the nonsense it is? Does no one sit him down and tell him what an ass he's being?!

  60. Re:Maybe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe he should visit people around the world. I'm sure America has it's share of problems - every country has.... but some are in more need of his philanthropy that the average Jo in a corner store in the Midwest.

    Go see kids picking over landfill sites, go see teenagers being trafficked in India, go see people in Africa who have to walk miles for a few gallons of water every day, go see people in warzones, not knowing if it's gonna be safe to cross the street today.

    - I could go on, but you get he picture. - Zuck should pour his millions into something worthwhile, not see if the guy down the road might want to join his computer social (spy) network.