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Linus Torvalds Now Reviews Gadgets On Google+ (zdnet.com)

An anonymous reader quotes ZDNet: If you know anything about Linus Torvalds, you know he's the mastermind and overlord of Linux. If you know him at all well, you know he's also an enthusiastic scuba diver and author of SubSurface, a do-it-all dive log program. And, if you know him really well, you'd know, like many other developers, he loves gadgets. Now, he's starting his own gadget review site on Google+: Working Gadgets...

"[W]hile waiting for my current build to finish, I decided to write a note about some of the gadgets I got that turned out to work, rather than all the crazy crap that didn't. Because while 90% of the cool toys I buy aren't all that great, there's still the ones that actually do live up to expectations. So the rule is: no rants. Just good stuff. Because this is about happy gadgets."

So far Linus has reviewed an automatic cat litter box, a scuba diving pressure regulator, and a Ubiquiti UniFi Wi-Fi access point that complements his Google WiFi mesh network.

Linus will be great at this. Just last week I saw him recommending a text editor.

51 comments

  1. Google Plus! by kamapuaa · · Score: 4, Funny

    I remember Google Plus! I hope after this, Linus gets a MySpace account!

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    1. Re: Google Plus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linus should get a real job

    2. Re:Google Plus! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Funny. I saw Google+ get scooped into one of those automatic litter boxes.

    3. Re: Google Plus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He does have a job.... Being overlord is a job.

    4. Re:Google Plus! by nomadic · · Score: 2

      Maybe he already has one? I better search AltaVista.com to see.

    5. Re: Google Plus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's not!

      Do you call being Queen of UK a job? It's not a fucking job it's literally free loading...

      Linus is free loading off the kernel Dev's work.... so what if he wrote Linux.... like who even gives a shit to Tim Bernard Lee

      Fuck them all!

    6. Re: Google Plus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you know him really REALLY well then you know he's a lover of dead technologies. He probably visits Google Plus from his Linux desktop.

    7. Re: Google Plus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you know Linus really, Really, REALLY really well, then you are probably someone who loves miserable jackasses, or someone who enjoys being berated on the old mailing lists.

    8. Re:Google Plus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are genuinely stupid & unfunny

    9. Re:Google Plus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sound bitter, honeybunny

    10. Re:Google Plus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You look fat & autistic, Creimer

    11. Re: Google Plus! by fubarrr · · Score: 1

      Linus tech tips: Nvidia sux

    12. Re: Google Plus! by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Someone's jealous.

    13. Re:Google Plus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got a Black Amazon Dot, which matches my vintage 2006 Black MacBook.

    14. Re:Google Plus! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      You look fat & autistic, Creimer

      1) I don't post as AC.
      2) Don't blame me for your own trolls, troll.
      3) Have some Spam with Tocino Seasoning.

    15. Re: Google Plus! by slashrio · · Score: 1

      This might be a job, if he gets paid for his positive reviews...

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    16. Re: Google Plus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pretty sure the Queen works harder than you, never seen E R on Slashdot, and who the hell is Tim Bernard Lee? martial artist?

  2. Can't wait for his new iPhone review! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linus does the best reviews!

    1. Re: Can't wait for his new iPhone review! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit you should read his new Samsung Galaxy S8 review man!

      Now that is a review!

    2. Re: Can't wait for his new iPhone review! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the hottest phone out there!

  3. "Waiting for his build to finish"? by freeze128 · · Score: 2

    I would have thought that if anyone, Linus would have a fast enough system so he wouldn't HAVE to wait for his builds to finish.

    1. Re:"Waiting for his build to finish"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linus builds all kernels for every architecture all at once.

      It's his way of serving the community.

    2. Re:"Waiting for his build to finish"? by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Probably Linus is just following established industry standards.

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    3. Re:"Waiting for his build to finish"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for making me smile, Empiric. You're beautiful.

  4. Laugh all you want by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 1


    ...but let me tell you, if your product has stupid bugs or bad code say your prayers because Linus' textual red mist will descend upon you.

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    1. Re:Laugh all you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but let me tell you, if your product has stupid bugs or bad code sit back and relax because Linus' textual red mist will be read by nobody.

      Fixed that for you.

    2. Re:Laugh all you want by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      But that's just it: he's only going to review the good stuff. Which is something of a missed opportunity: Linus going off on an epic rant about the shortcomings of lame gadgets might make for a very fun read, but this? He's not a great reviewer... I own two of the three things he reviewed, and a different brand of the 3rd thing, and his reviews don't really explain why these things are so great other than "works as advertised".

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    3. Re: Laugh all you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mission accomplished.

  5. Where was his last *recorded* scuba dive? by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    And what have you done to the real Linus Torvaldis?

    I don't buy no rants. It was happy gadgets that tipped me off.

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    1. Re:Where was his last *recorded* scuba dive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what have you done to the real Linus Torvaldis?

      I don't buy no rants. It was happy gadgets that tipped me off.

      A female is impersonating Linus.

  6. Breaking News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot now post shitting (dying) zdnet articles about stupid shit Torvalds buys and reviews.

  7. Linus and Happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linus and Happy.... no.... just no....

    It's an Oxymoron....

    1. Re: Linus and Happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I kinda get the angry Linus better.... Happy is just not for him...

  8. What about a review of systemd? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linus should finally do a proper review of systemd, instead of pussyfooting around the issue.

    Such a review would be much more relevant than one about a cat litter box.

    He could address the instability that systemd has brought to the Linux distros that have adopted it.

    He could address how systemd is contributing to the Windows-ization of Linux by throwing away the best parts of the UNIX philosophy

    He could address how the most successful Linux distribution, Android, actually doesn't use systemd and so much other notable open source software (like X, PulseAudio, GNOME, GTK+, NetworkManager, and so forth).

    He could address how systemd is driving more and more Linux users to OSes that don't use the Linux kernel, like the *BSDs, like macOS, and even Windows.

    He could address how he didn't really do anything substantial to defend the Linux community from a threat that has proved far more harmful and disruptive than Microsoft or SCO could ever have hoped to have been.

    That's the sort of review that would be worth reading.

    1. Re: What about a review of systemd? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      ... and while he was at it he could address how Trump is just a brilliant business man with nothing but the best intentions (and words) getting a bad rap from "fake news" ... because that is a similar "reality" to the one you describe.

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    2. Re:What about a review of systemd? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You would probably find that you are unhappy with his review of systemd.

      In fact, since systemd has turned into a kind of tribal warfare, where facts don't matter and sides are the only thing, someone who comes with a fact-based argument would likely be rejected by both sides.

      If you think you can write a better systemd, then do it. Frankly, it's not that hard, the main thing people want is an easy way to write init scripts. You don't need to include a time-server. The difficulty is gettiing the UI correct (that is, making it easy for system builders to write init scripts).

      Follow the Unix philosophy and it has a good chance of being accepted by the larger community.

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  9. Cool! by krray · · Score: 1

    This is actually kind of cool (being a geek myself :).
    And it will probably save ME a lot of TIME and MONEY.
    If Linus gives it a thumbs up, and it is something I'm in the market for ... guess what I'm going to buy / try FIRST.

  10. No rants? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    I give him two months.

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    1. Re: No rants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Came here for this. Rants or GTFO.

      I wouldn't read any review UNLESS it's one of his classic rants.

      He should give truthful scathing reviews and full blown diatribes on all the shitty products out there that all the idiots seem to love, because idiots.

      I'd read that, but who wants to read a good review? I already know the good things, I want to know all the bad things about a product that I don't know.

    2. Re:No rants? by RuffMasterD · · Score: 1

      To me, the rants ARE the good stuff. It's what he's good at.

      I see he hasn't reviewed the iPhone yet. That can't be a good sign. Maybe he tried to replace a dead battery, or plug in headphones. Does he think the designers were high when they made those decisions? How does Linus resists the urge to rant about some gadgets?

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  11. Happy Little Gadgets? by AlejandroTejadaC · · Score: 1

    If Linus is going to review only Happy Little Gadgets, he needs a matching style... Where is the Afro? We could name this style as Afro-Linus... That is a good name for a new Happy Linux Distribution: AfroLinux

  12. Which text editor? by unixisc · · Score: 1

    I followed his text editor recommendation link, and it had a blog post somewhere w/ a link to a Dilbert strip that has Wally face to face w/ a Dennis Ritchie look-alike who's a Unix user

    Which begs the question - which editor does he recommend? vim? evil? Which?

    1. Re:Which text editor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously not emacs.

      ( It's for homosexuals )

    2. Re:Which text editor? by hmckee · · Score: 1

      MicroEMACS.

  13. And... by antdude · · Score: 1

    Friendster! ;)

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  14. Google Wifi? by Leslie43 · · Score: 1

    They work well (good coverage), but I'm surprised he would use it considering the security/privacy aspect of it.

    1. Re: Google Wifi? by corychristison · · Score: 1

      Considering he's also using Google+, leads me to believe he likes Google's stuff.

      Or... he's getting paid by Google to use/promote it.

  15. "So the rule is: no rants." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly not the real Linus.

  16. Can't wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... to see his video card reviews.

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