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Google Chrome Will No Longer Autoplay Content With Sound In January 2018 (venturebeat.com)

Starting next year, Google Chrome will only autoplay a given piece of content when the media won't play sound or the user has indicated an interest in the media. The company was experimenting with such an option last month, but now it looks to be part of the browser's roadmap. VentureBeat reports: Chrome 63 will add a new user option to completely disable audio for individual sites. This site-muting option will persist between browsing sessions, allowing users to customize when and where audio will play. Chrome 64 will take the controls to the next level. By this version, Google's browser will allow autoplay to occur only when users want media to play. Here is Google's timeline for making autoplaying sound more consistent with user expectations in Chrome: September 2017: Site muting available in Chrome 63 Beta, begin collecting Media Engagement Index (MEI) data in Chrome 62 Canary and Dev; October 2017: Site muting available in Chrome 63 Stable, autoplay policies available in Chrome 63 Canary and Dev; December 2017: Autoplay policies available in Chrome 64 Beta; January 2018: Autoplay policies available in 64 Stable.

81 comments

  1. So, how about video? by Snotnose · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I hate autoplay video. I never want to see them, and they suck up my bandwidth even when I set them to stop (they keep loading , thinking I'll change my mind).

    Google, I know you own youtube. But FFS I don't want 99.999% of the videos websites want to push on me. I don't want them eating up my bandwidth. I don't want them sucking up my memory. I flat out do not fucking want auto play video to do anything but fail for me.

    1. Re:So, how about video? by GNious · · Score: 1

      Not understood - I've had Firefox set to not auto-play media for a least a couple of years now, why wouldn't you just do the same if you hate auto-playing videos that much?

  2. February? by Dan+East · · Score: 4, Funny

    Google Chrome Will No Longer Autoplay Content With Sound In January 2018

    But what about February?

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    1. Re:February? by sgtsquid · · Score: 1

      Google Chrome Will No Longer Autoplay Content With Sound In January 2018

      But what about February?

      That might be a real concern.

    2. Re:February? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about February?

    3. Re:February? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's just being an autist. He's intentionally misinterpreting the "In January 2018" part of the title to mean "only during January 2018, and not outside of that month", instead of the obviously intended "starting during January 2018 and continuing on from then". I think he's trying to be funny or witty, but he actually comes off as pretty stupid and pathetic.

      That was my point. His taking exception to his perceived lack of precision in the original manifested itself as an even greater lack of precision in his failure of a response.
       

    4. Re:February? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      There will always be someone finding a way around that block. Consuming your bandwidth.

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    5. Re:February? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fail

    6. Re:February? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wah wah wah

  3. RTFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I hate autoplay video. I never want to see them, and they suck up my bandwidth even when I set them to stop (they keep loading , thinking I'll change my mind).

    Google, I know you own youtube. But FFS I don't want 99.999% of the videos websites want to push on me. I don't want them eating up my bandwidth. I don't want them sucking up my memory. I flat out do not fucking want auto play video to do anything but fail for me.

    Read the fucking SUMMARY.

    Chrome 64 will take the controls to the next level. By this version, Google's browser will allow autoplay to occur only when users want media to play.

    1. Re:RTFS by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty good decision, it might not be perfect and there may be sites out there that circumvents it.

      But whenever I get an autoplay video on a web page I feel the urge to poke out the eardrums and eyes of anyone that decided it was a good idea.

      Only on dedicated video pages like YouTube, Vimeo etc. it's OK since that's their primary purpose.

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    2. Re:RTFS by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      I don't want youtube autoplaying either. I want to open it up and read the description and other details before deciding when I want to press play.

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    3. Re: RTFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot

    4. Re:RTFS by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      I don't want youtube autoplaying either. I want to open it up and read the description and other details before deciding when I want to press play.

      Ditto. But not because I want to read the description, I want to open the video links in new tabs. I don't want them to start playing immediately because I might open 3-4 videos I'm interested in watching and then they all start playing together in a mish-mash of sound. Just open the video and let it wait for me, because I'll eventually get to it and watch it. When I'm done, I might open more of those related ivdeos in new tabs and close the current video tab when I'm done.

    5. Re:RTFS by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Why'd it take them so long? In fact, why does *any* browser allow auto-playing video? It should have been disallowed and blocked by the browsers as soon as the advertisers started doing it.

    6. Re: RTFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chrome already does this

  4. And The Arms Race Continues..... by Puls4r · · Score: 1

    And within a month, sites will start popping up something that says, "We see you've blocked video with sound! We understand why, but we depend on that support to provide you the best experience and keep our site running smoothly."

    And you won't be able to browse the site.

    1. Re:And The Arms Race Continues..... by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, since it's an embedded feature and not an extension, sites will not be able to determine if the browser is actually muting the video.

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    2. Re:And The Arms Race Continues..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you won't be able to browse the site.

      Good. Let me know up front that I'm not interested in your site, and I'll block your site with my plugins, hit the back button, and I'll never have to see your bullshit site again.

      If I hit a site that whines that I don't accept cookies (pretty much any .au site apparently) I pretty much know then and there I don't give a fuck about their content. If you show me a page which is nothing but how to enable cookies, then I definitely don't care about your stuff.

      The day I can't block this shit is the day I become Reg the Blank and stop using the goddamned internet.

    3. Re:And The Arms Race Continues..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why the browser should report to the site and its JavaScript code that the video or audio or whatever has started playing, even when it has been blocked.

    4. Re:And The Arms Race Continues..... by txmason · · Score: 1

      Fine with me. They can join Forbes in my go-fuck-yourself list.

    5. Re:And The Arms Race Continues..... by mfearby · · Score: 1

      Then those sites can get F***ED as far as I'm concerned. They're a plague on the internet and they can die a slow, cashless, death. Good riddance to bad rubbish, and get the hell off my lawn! Damn teenagers :-)

    6. Re:And The Arms Race Continues..... by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      I have found that on some sites if you just block javascript entirely, the site displays the text/image content properly, but the annoying junk doesn't happen. An example is The Spectator, which normally lets you view a few articles each month and then blocks unless you are a subscriber. If you use NoScript to not allow any javascript from The Spectator, all the text/image content is usable all the time.

    7. Re:And The Arms Race Continues..... by Casualposter · · Score: 1

      And I don't browse the site. The people who think that their article surrounded by screaming advertisements for stuff I don't want and wouldn't buy is something I NEED, have vastly oversold that idea to themselves. I just click somewhere else. Vital information has more than one source. Everything else is entertainment and I can find something else to entertain me.

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  5. Why then? by Kohath · · Score: 1

    Do some Google advertising deals for autoplay videos with sound expire on 12/31?

    1. Re:Why then? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 2

      It's because autoplaying videos is better for Facebook than YouTube right now.

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  6. Browsers should have limits by Baron_Yam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anything 'multimedia' should get a placeholder that needs to be clicked before it even starts to download, never mind play.

    Anything cross-site should be blocked - scripts, images, style sheets... I don't care. Host it on your own server or proxy it or it shouldn't display. And in addition to being hosted on the same site, a script shouldn't be allowed to request resources from any site but the one it is loaded from.

    Cookies... I can't think of a good way to stop cookies from being used as trackers except to have it be standard that they use plain language tags and browsers offer a pop-up to show the cookies the site you're currently on is using or has placed on your system, along with the ability to delete any values you want.

    1. Re:Browsers should have limits by SeattleLawGuy · · Score: 1

      Anything 'multimedia' should get a placeholder that needs to be clicked before it even starts to download, never mind play.

      Anything cross-site should be blocked - scripts, images, style sheets... I don't care. Host it on your own server or proxy it or it shouldn't display. And in addition to being hosted on the same site, a script shouldn't be allowed to request resources from any site but the one it is loaded from.

      Cookies... I can't think of a good way to stop cookies from being used as trackers except to have it be standard that they use plain language tags and browsers offer a pop-up to show the cookies the site you're currently on is using or has placed on your system, along with the ability to delete any values you want.

      Google provides analytics, advertising, and identity provision (among other things). All of these services are implemented as cross-site, at least in part.

      They also make Chrome.

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    2. Re:Browsers should have limits by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      Anything cross-site should be blocked - scripts, images, style sheets... I don't care. Host it on your own server or proxy it or it shouldn't display.

      So instead of each site that uses jQuery pointing to the same (https) googleapis.com URL, every site should keep a copy of it. That means the browser would download the entire 150kB (minified) script for each site embedded the library instead of downloading it once and using the cache-control HTTP header to control caching. This will be excellent for bandwidth and load times. My understanding is that modern browsers have JS interpreters that keep hot code in a JIT cache as well to save CPU cycles rebuilding the IR.

      So yeah, this proposal won't fly, especially on mobile where downloading and storing another 150KB per site is a real non-starter.

    3. Re:Browsers should have limits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might be interested in the "self-destructing cookies" and "cookie autodelete" plugins. Basically, they delete cookies when you close a tab by default, which deletes trackers but also logs you out. If you really wish to be automatically logged in, whitelist that site. (If this was integrated into the browser itself, the browser could just ask you whether to enable persistent cookies at the same time as it asks whether to remember your password.)

  7. how about off by default by gravewax · · Score: 5, Insightful

    how about NO FUCKING AUTO PLAY AT ALL option. I want audio and video to play ONLY when I tell it to play.

    1. Re:how about off by default by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      How about the 4th sentence of the quoted text in the summary?
      How about reading past a headline before commenting?

    2. Re:how about off by default by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firefox:

      about:config

      media.autoplay.enabled = false

      It is quirky at times (some sites require right-clicking and selecting "Play" from the submenu rather than clicking on it), but at least you don't have videos playing all over the place whether you want them or not. It doesn't kill off everything, because some video plays via straight Javascript, but it helps greatly.

    3. Re:how about off by default by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      I am using Disable HTML5 autoplay and must say, it works excellently. I recommend it.

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    4. Re:how about off by default by Rob+Y. · · Score: 2

      How about some nice, flexible options to allow you to control how video and other elements are handled. I certainly don't want video to autoplay anywhere - with sound or otherwise. Though it might be nice for it to start buffering automatically - but only enough so that if I were to hit play there'd be enough for it to start playing immediately. Currently, for example, Huffington Post insists on including autoplay video on almost every story it posts. I almost never want to view it. Especially, since there's usually a text-based transcript, which is quicker and easier to get me to what I opened the story for.

      On Chrome, I've installed an extension that prevents the videos from starting - but they still download. On rare occasions, I do want to see the video - but for that to be a smooth experience, only a small portion would need to be downloaded. Then stream the rest if and when I actually ask to view it.

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    5. Re:how about off by default by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 4th text leaves it highly ambiguous as to what will be implemented.

  8. Thank you by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1

    <eom>

  9. Dear Firefox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Firefox,

    Please copy this feature from Chrome.
    (Yes, I know I normally tell you not to copy Chrome, but it's okay this time.)

    -A Firefox User

    1. Re: Dear Firefox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      about:config, then search for autoplay, set to false. done.

    2. Re: Dear Firefox by cfalcon · · Score: 1

      > about:config, then search for autoplay, set to false. done.

      But that method won't save something to the hard drive saying which porn sites I have set to automute and which porn sites I have set to autoplay. Why have a single simple configuration setting when I can have an archive of every site I've ever been to with video on it, incidentally next to my chosen audio setting, stored in a config file I'll never find?

  10. Oh thank fucking god by skam240 · · Score: 1

    As stated in the title.

    I respect the needs of websites that I views needs to make money but what a pain in my fucking ass.

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    1. Re:Oh thank fucking god by Dayze!Confused · · Score: 1

      Most of the time I run into this problem is on news sites playing the video clip of the article I'm reading. Not sure how that is making them money.

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    2. Re:Oh thank fucking god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure all things will be even more comfortable and smooth when Chrome reaches the version 69.

    3. Re:Oh thank fucking god by skam240 · · Score: 1

      Well for starters I'm sure you get ads in these videos to. I've never been to a news site that didnt run them with there news videos. It's literally why they do autoplay on their websites so you have to watch at least part of their ads.

      After that, i generaly dont want the video version of the news as it takes longer to digest and i cant skip around to the parts I'm interested as easily.

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  11. It's always nice to see them come around by istartedi · · Score: 1
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  12. Google Chrome doesn't ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... auto-play now, because I use Firefox with AdBlockPro, uBlock Origin, and NoScript.

    It takes a long time for me to temporarily allow shit to load, but that's that.

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    1. Re:Google Chrome doesn't ... by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      I just use a video autoplay blocker extension for Chrome (along with uBlock Origin and javascript switcher).

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    2. Re:Google Chrome doesn't ... by GNious · · Score: 1

      That has to be the longest way about it
      About:config, then find "media.autoplay.enabled", set to disabled.

    3. Re:Google Chrome doesn't ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      That's a single-issue resolution.

      I'm not interested in that.

      NoScript turns just about ALL scripts and calls to remote locations into single-issue issues.

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  13. Remember, Google's customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... are the advertising companies.

    YOU, on the other hand, are only Google's product.

  14. Hmmmm by SuperDre · · Score: 1

    It seems google is more and more deciding whats good and whats bad, all they really should do is create a browser that does what the website asks it to do and not decide to do something else.

    1. Re:Hmmmm by ToddDTaft · · Score: 1

      It seems google is more and more deciding whats good and whats bad, all they really should do is create a browser that does what the website asks it to do and not decide to do something else.

      Even if the website wants to download malware, send spam, etc.?

    2. Re:Hmmmm by Gavagai80 · · Score: 2

      A web browser should do what the end user asks the website to do. Not what the website asks the browser to do to the end user.

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    3. Re:Hmmmm by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Are you a malware writer, or do you work for an advertising company?

    4. Re:Hmmmm by SuperDre · · Score: 1

      what's next? the browser blocks certain kind of texts which they deem inappropriate for you? Yes, if it's an option you can turn on, then it's ok, but not on by default.

  15. CNN by hattable · · Score: 1

    I wonder how CNN will figure out how to beat the block this time. I'm just glad whoever runs code and features for the "unrelated videos" overlay on CNN's site is using his or her power for not as evil as he could be.

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  16. But what *is* autoplay anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that mean that things come to life?

    Ah, you had Javascript enabled. Let me show you how to disable it (no, your browser vendor[1] doesn't want you to know how).

    [1] Mozilla, I'm looking (unfortunately!) at you.

  17. Why not now? by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 2

    Why wait until January? This feature is long overdue.

  18. Autistic or distrustful ? by DrYak · · Score: 2

    He's intentionally misinterpreting the "In January 2018" part of the title to mean "only during January 2018, and not outside of that month"

    Is he ? really ?

    Or maybe he's starting to get really distrustful of Google and ready that in February 2018, we'll get huge announcement that "google has decided to back-pedal on their 'no-autoplay' feature following important back-lash" (trans.: the advertisers were unhappy, and that might have jeopardized our shareholders plan to buy yet another Porsche).

    Given that apart from a few android license (for the "full official google experience" beyond AOSP), and the recently introduced You Tube Red, and micro drop in the bucket of selling apps/movies/music/e-books on Google Play, they are mostly running on advertisers' money, that not entirely impossible~

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    1. Re:Autistic or distrustful ? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      (trans.: the advertisers were unhappy, and that might have jeopardized our shareholders plan to buy yet another Porsche).

      You've got to be kidding. The Google execs aren't going to waste their time with such cheap-ass cars, they're probably buying Bugattis.

  19. Glad to see this feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never understood the concept of web sites just auto playing video. As if everyone wants to have that taking up bandwidth and page loading time. Sites like Cnet.com drive me crazy with this stuff and I don't even go to their site anymore. Give me a page with graphics and words and stop with the bloated page loads.

  20. Recommended autoplay policy by Kjella · · Score: 1

    1. Leave site
    2. Don't come back

    That would get autoplay removed pretty quick. This is not like ads that they need to make money, it's just being a dick.

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    1. Re:Recommended autoplay policy by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Computers are tools that automate things, so we don't have to do every little thing manually. Your suggestion isn't workable: it means I have to keep a blacklist of sites in my brain, and constantly watch out for them to avoid autoplaying video. It's much easier to have a browser (or extension) that simply blocks the autoplaying video so I don't waste my bandwidth on it, and then I can decide if I feel like staying on the site at that point or not. If I have to go to the site and experience the auto-playing video before making that decision, then I'm not really saving much.

  21. Hosts does the job of all 3... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UBlock no DNS bennys &NoScript tag parses. Hosts block ad script before it downloads!

    What hosts protect vs. addons can't (or as well):

    1.) bad sites (past ads)
    2.) fastflux C&C
    3.) dynDNS C&C
    4.) DGA C&C
    5.) DNS down
    6.) poisoned dns
    7.) trackers (dnsrequestlogs/ads/transparent ISP proxy)
    8.) spam/phish payload
    9.) dns blocks
    10.) slowdown 2 ways: adblocks & hardcodes

    Hosts = Ez data edit + better efficiency (cpu/ram/I-O)

    * BEST HOSTS FILE = APK Hosts File Engine 9.0++ SR-7 32/64-bit https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&biw=&bih=&q=%22APK+Hosts+File+Engine%22+and+%22start64%22&btnG=Google+Search&gbv=1/

    APK

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    UBlock 64MB https://www.google.com/search?...

    ClarityRay defeatable

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  22. Web audio API? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

    Does this apply to sounds played with the web audio API or just embedded videos?

  23. Can't RTFA by tepples · · Score: 1

    And when a Slashdot story's featured article is on such a site, watch the other users give you a hard time for not having Read The Featured Article.

    1. Re:Can't RTFA by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      You've got that backwards, my friend.

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  24. Use vanilla, drop IE pre-11, and add privacy by tepples · · Score: 1

    That or site operators should ask themselves if a site really needs jQuery at all as opposed to a lighter-weight framework that runs on top of vanilla. In fact, if a site presents mostly static documents, it can present a view that doesn't require script at all. This is a lot easier now that IE 9 and earlier have reached their end of official support, and IE 11 requires far fewer heavyweight polyfills.

    "But I have users who still use unsupported versions of Internet Explorer!" Count them again. If you still have them over the past 30 days, let them know through an occasional message in a lightbox that Microsoft has stopped fixing defects in their operating system, and latent forever-day vulnerabilities will put their computers at risk for intrusion.

    And the icing on the cake: Once you stop using googleapis.com, Google can't data mine which sites are referring users to googleapis.com anymore.

    1. Re:Use vanilla, drop IE pre-11, and add privacy by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      Uhuh. Stop using the most popular libraries on the web to switch for something no one has ever heard of.

      I don't care one bit about unsupported versions of IE. But rewriting vast parts of the web to fix something that isn't at all broken, no one has time for that . . .

    2. Re:Use vanilla, drop IE pre-11, and add privacy by tepples · · Score: 1

      Uhuh. Stop using the most popular libraries on the web to switch for something no one has ever heard of.

      In case you didn't read or misunderstood the pages I linked, "vanilla" means coding directly to the W3C DOM, which is practical in all major supported browsers. Besides, once the user has loaded five sites that use five different version numbers of jQuery hosted by Google, it's just as bad as five sites each self-hosting their own copy of jQuery.

      something that isn't at all broken

      Every site causing users to make their browsing habits known to Google through the Cookie:, ETag:, and Referer: request headers is broken.

  25. why this timeline? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who decided to roll these features out so slowly and why?

    I understand that cert validity changes are disruptive to a long tail of sites without good sysadmins have difficulty changing a cert, but these changes are not disruptive like that. They're just changes advertisers might not like.

    This long rollout timeline seems more like pandering to the "ecosystem" like the way Android privacy controls were delayed by a year after iOS privacy controls (so they were only grudgingly implemented due to competitive pressure) and considerably watered down (apps know if you deny permission, and you're not allowed to lie to them). I'm not worried Google will sell the data they collect about me because they seem responsible about sane aggregation and preventing hacks, but I am worried Google is so sympathetic to others in the business of collecting data about me and selling it. It makes me wonder, in what other decisions is Chrome "balancing" the interests of web sites against the interests of users?

    I'd rather use a browser that only considers the interests of users, and whining web sites can go fuck themselves. I don't think it's too much to ask.

  26. We can't hear you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just put on a Members Only jacket, and I'm too busy lining up tonight's pussy.

  27. whitelist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather have a whitlist for youtube, netflix etc and then an option to temporarily allow media on any other site I may browse, similar to pause on adblock, or maybe even a right-click on single video I want to see itself. Everything else does not play

  28. FF Addon: Request Policy Continued by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'll block all off site content by default, css, fonts, js, tracking gifs, everything that is on a different domain.

  29. Why wait? Install an add-on and block them now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Disable HTML5 Autoplay"

    Some reviews have said it sometime doesn't work, however on the news sites I visit (I'm mostly thinking of CNET with its annoying and mostly completely unrelated videos) it works:

    https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/disable-html5-autoplay/efdhoaajjjgckpbkoglidkeendpkolai?hl=en

  30. Mozilla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meanwhile, Mozilla introduces shit nobody cares about and takes away shit everyone cares about. Go figure.

  31. In other news by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    From February 2018, Firefox will only autoplay a given piece of content when the media won't play sound or the user has indicated an interest in the media.

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  32. It won't, except when it will by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Convoluted logic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    I think I'll have to draw one of them there Venn diagrams.

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  33. Once again trading convenience for simplicity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a stupid decision but I guess they have those home audio listeners to consider.

  34. Autoplay by Maritz · · Score: 1

    Autoplaying videos have kept me well and truly away from american news sites since about 2010. Whoever thought that was ever OK is a fucking dickhead.

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