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Ikea's Stuff is Tough To Assemble, So It Bought a Startup To Do It For You (arstechnica.com)

One of the most popular jobs on TaskRabbit, a service that lets you hire workers for quick gigs, is assembling Ikea furniture. So perhaps it's no surprise that the Swedish retail giant has acquired the startup for an undisclosed price. From a report: For now, TaskRabbit services -- where each worker sets their own rates but the company takes 20 percent -- are available in 40 American cities and in London. The majority of its American workers (or "taskers" as the company dubs them) do not receive any health or retirement benefits, as is typical in so-called "gig economy" jobs. While TaskRabbit itself has not been sued in federal court by any of its workers so far, other companies in the industry have been -- numerous labor cases filed against Uber were recently heard at the 9th US Circuit Court of Appeal in San Francisco. It seems unlikely that Swedish business culture will have any impact on TaskRabbit's workers, the overwhelming majority of whom are ad hoc contractors. Sweden, which generally lacks a similar "gig economy" environment, boasts universal public health care and housing and child care subsidies. Employees in Sweden are required to be provided a minimum of five weeks paid annual leave, and wages are typically set by annual collective bargaining. According to Ikea's statement, TaskRabbit will remain an independent company and will remain in San Francisco -- as such, its taskers aren't considered to be employees.

151 comments

  1. Seriously... by ILoveFatCashews · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IKEA furniture isn't that difficult to put together. You just need to take your time, follow the directions and try not to misplace any of the small parts.

    1. Re:Seriously... by polar+red · · Score: 1

      Indeed, was going to post the exact same thing. If it is difficult, it's probably because you're not following instructions.

      furthermore: Ikea's furniture is crap, it's going downhill in quality the last 10 years.

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    2. Re:Seriously... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      And now their employment standards are going down in quality as well. Ah the race to the bottom.

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    3. Re: Seriously... by oic0 · · Score: 1

      Regardless of how hard it is, having a readily available service to put it together extends their customer base. Could your grandmother put one together?

    4. Re: Seriously... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      If I was a grandmother I wouldn't want a stranger in my house putting it together.

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    5. Re:Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IKEA furniture isn't that difficult to put together. You just need to take your time, follow the directions and try not to misplace any of the small parts.

      MY grandmother could have built one. From scratch.

    6. Re:Seriously... by magarity · · Score: 1

      IKEA furniture isn't that difficult to put together. You just need to take your time, follow the directions and try not to misplace any of the small parts.

      Don't forget: be careful not to damage the easy-to-flake particle board when said instructions include 'hammer the dowel into the hole'. I've never not been able to do the assembly without marring the gloss white finish in at least one spot.

    7. Re:Seriously... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Me as well, this makes me wonder what kind of insurance TaskRabbit provides. Presumably if the assembler you payed for wrecks a piece by scratching it or whatnot, they would cover it.

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    8. Re:Seriously... by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 1

      You are describing something that takes long term focus on one subject. Have you seen modern people? The modern environment has trained everyone to have a short attention span.

      Also there are people that are just lazy.

      Instead of paying someone to assemble cheap furniture, spend that money to buy something that looks better, comes assembled, and will last a lifetime.

    9. Re:Seriously... by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, I put up 3 tables, something like 20 chairs, 3 big TV/media, multiple living-room kallax and besta, shelves, beds, whatever, ~80 furnitures in all, and it's easy, just follow the step.

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    10. Re: Seriously... by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

      When I was a kid we had a rubber mallet, it was fairly hard but slightly malleable, perfect for hammering in dowels without harming the surface of anything. Lacking that, try a few layers of towel over a hammer head...

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    11. Re:Seriously... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I have. I usually use a block between the hammer and the dowel to prevent exactly that. I hit the block, and the dowel goes in without marring anything. Tada!

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    12. Re:Seriously... by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      True about quality, I have some furnitures that are almost 20 years old, mostly ABO and LEKSVIK and they are still very nice in solid wood.

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    13. Re:Seriously... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      If you can't (even temporarily) spare the no more than 40 square feet or so of cleared floor space to build it, you probably don't have room for it when its finished anyways.

    14. Re:Seriously... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      You have to have it on a flat padded surface as well. Put it on a hardwood floor and any slight movement is going to scratch it somewhere. Have it too padded and firm hammering may break the piece.

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    15. Re:Seriously... by Saithe · · Score: 1

      You know you don't HAVE to hammer it in with one shot, you can just tap it nicely a few times and it'll go in just the same. ;)

    16. Re:Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How large furniture do you try to put in your 475ft^2 (ca 44m^2) apartment?
      I bought all my furniture from IKEA for my student apartment which had half that size and had no problem unpacking and building it there.

      Sure, you might have to put the bed up against the wall and wait with table legs while assembling, but it is perfectly doable and does not require a tetris master to do it.

    17. Re: Seriously... by TWX · · Score: 1

      Step one, don't buy more furniture than will comfortably fit in 475sqft apartment.

      Seriously, if you've left yourself enough room to move around-in once the furniture is placed, then you should have enough room to assemble it. If all you have are 1' wide paths through the place then you have too much furniture.

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    18. Re:Seriously... by msauve · · Score: 1

      Even changing instructions from text to pictograms isn't simple enough for some millennials. They want video.

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    19. Re: Seriously... by TWX · · Score: 1

      I bet if you do a cost-benefit analysis you'll find that it's competitive to buy slightly better, preassembled stuff than to pay someone to put cheap stuff together for you.

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    20. Re:Seriously... by msauve · · Score: 2

      Fortunately, most of the stuff comes in cardboard boxes, which are the right mix of padding and firmness.

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    21. Re:Seriously... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Some parts are difficult to go in. I just put together a shelving unit with a threaded metal piece to be hammered in. It had four spikes rather than nails so it took a lot of force. Tapping wasn't going to do it.

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    22. Re:Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just use the cardboard it came in to go under it.

    23. Re:Seriously... by mark-t · · Score: 2

      I'm somewhat surprised by this article, as every Ikea store I've shopped at (4 stores, all different cities) has a service that you can pay for to get someone to come to your home and assemble the furniture. I had no idea it was not a standard thing that was done everywhere, and must apparently just be a service offered by the Ikea stores that I happen to have shopped at.

      I've never paid for the service, but it's my understanding that if they fail to build it correctly, or damage it during assembly, they will replace it.

    24. Re: Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "IKEA furniture isn't that difficult to put together. You just need to take your time, follow the directions"

      You do realize that's impossible for like 99% of the population?

    25. Re:Seriously... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Then you buy a new house and nothing fits in it anymore. The last house I bought came with real wood furniture because it was unrealistically heavy for the previous owners to move to the place they were going. It didn't suit our style and we couldn't sell it for anything, so ended up giving it all to our movers for free if they would take it out.

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    26. Re:Seriously... by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      I'm an evil landlord and I've had tenants call because they couldn't change the light bulb in the ceiling, or flip their circuit breakers (they were scared of getting electrocuted), or relight the pilot on their gas stoves.

      A lot of WTF moments including one this morning.

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    27. Re:Seriously... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I have several Leksvik pieces as well... they are some of the nicest furniture elements that I own. I was very upset to discovery that Ikea has apparently dscontinued the line.

    28. Re:Seriously... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Tapping would do it, if you were patient enough.

      If you're in a hurry. grab a vibrator, turn it on high, and just press down.

    29. Re:Seriously... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      I think you're getting the cause and effect backwards here. Youtube is free, so why the fuck not?

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    30. Re:Seriously... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      The pictures are worse than text. They're so minimal it's often difficult to determine which piece is which, which way it should be facing / flipped, and which order do do the various sub steps in (or if any of that matters).

    31. Re: Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Could your grandmother put one together?

      No, that's why people have grandkids.

    32. Re:Seriously... by NoNeeeed · · Score: 1

      Likewise. Pretty certain this is offered in most IKEAs in the UK.

      Not sure this is a new service, more that they are going to use TaskRabbit to either expand it or replace the existing system in the US.

    33. Re:Seriously... by swb · · Score: 1

      It's not difficult, it's just bothersome. The engineering of their furniture is interesting, but it's tedious to assemble. And it takes a long time, there's a lot of small pieces that need to be repetitively be put together.

      Occasionally I run into steps where I need 3 hands -- two pieces are loose fit and adding the third with the fastener makes it prone to falling apart before you can set the third piece.

      My only other complaint is that quality is hit or miss. Sometimes the finished piece isn't that sound and wobbles or doesn't sit perfect. A couple things I've added angle brackets to because they were weak.

      I'd like to see them focus on fasteners that can be power-driven and use more common drive heads (or include a bit -- probably less metal than 3 different allen wrenches), as well as making their joinery fit tighter and be more reinforced if necessary.

    34. Re:Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what she said.

    35. Re:Seriously... by ncc74656 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How do you unpack and build flatpack furniture in a 475 sq. ft. apartment?

      Your bed should provide enough flat area to assemble most things. I put together a 6-drawer Malm chest that way. As a bonus, it also keeps the finish (such as it may be) from getting scratched or scuffed.

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    36. Re:Seriously... by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Indeed, was going to post the exact same thing. If it is difficult, it's probably because you're not following instructions.

      furthermore: Ikea's furniture is crap, it's going downhill in quality the last 10 years.

      Yeah, I've never had much difficulty putting together Ikea furniture. For wordless instructions (because of how many translations would be needed) they are fairly self-explanatory. It's almost as if Ikea actually tests their instructions. They also aren't afraid to use more paper than necessary to explain - I've seen flat pack furniture try to cram the instructions all on one sheet of paper and inevitably there's a step missing or it's completely unclear.

      Hell, I've had flat pack furniture where the holes never lined up properly. At least with Ikea stuff it generally all lines up. For mass manufactured low quality furniture, assembly is still of high quality. Other stuff I've had to drill extra holes and all sorts of other things because the holes were too small, in the wrong place, etc.

    37. Re:Seriously... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      A double bed comes in three boxes a foot wide. How is that supposed to work?

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    38. Re:Seriously... by Streetlight · · Score: 1

      I presume some of the tenants had to have their electric outlets blocked to prevent the electricity from leaking out. Ahhhh, the tecnologically challenged.

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    39. Re:Seriously... by tommeke100 · · Score: 1

      It is if you buy add-ons, and realize the add-on requires you to undo step 11 and 12 from the primary piece of furniture, which happens to be a 6 ft high mirrored sliding door of your bedroom closet. Of course, undoing step 11 and 12 means also re-doing steps 5 to 10, because that's all the small pieces that are in the way or on the component to remove. Not mentioning you only have about 2 inches to manoeuvre between the ceiling and the top of the closet. This is basically impossible if you're not with at least 2 people.
      We once build a friend's Ikea bedroom closet with these specs, it took us 3 long evenings (probably 15 hours total) to get it right.
      Yes, IKEA is easy to build when buying small cupboards, chairs and tables. But the bigger stuff with optional packages you really need a small crew.

    40. Re:Seriously... by pahles · · Score: 1

      A double bed is nothing more than 4 boards, and a lot of slats. It will easily fit in a couple of boxes, even if they are just a foot wide.

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    41. Re:Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree : I am completely retarded when it comes to build, fix, etc. but I never really had many problmes with IKEA's furniture. Sure, some diagrams could be clearer but, it's already pretty simple.

    42. Re:Seriously... by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have no idea where the idea came from that IKEA furniture is hard to put together. However, it often requires *two* people for the larger pieces. And I can certainly see wanting to hire help sometimes.

    43. Re:Seriously... by Known+Nutter · · Score: 1

      I presume some of the tenants had to have their electric outlets blocked to prevent the electricity from leaking out.

      When it leaks out through your baby, I bet you change your tune...

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    44. Re:Seriously... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      IKEA furniture isn't that difficult to put together. You just need to take your time, follow the directions and try not to misplace any of the small parts.

      And sort all the parts into separate piles and count the parts *before* you start assembly.
      (Ya, seems obvious but people seem to get that confused with "oblivious" all the time.)

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    45. Re:Seriously... by msauve · · Score: 1

      You only need a fairly small piece of cardboard under each corner. Maybe you should just hire it done.

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    46. Re:Seriously... by Pascoea · · Score: 1

      When it leaks out through your baby, I bet you change your tune...

      And then he'll buy some of his own damn outlet covers. Not the landlord's responsibility to baby proof for his tenants.

    47. Re:Seriously... by coolmoe2 · · Score: 1

      Hey its nice to see were not the only country in the race to the bottom.

    48. Re: Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're obviously giving them too small of a knife to play with.

    49. Re: Seriously... by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that. Pre-assembled can be pretty pricey - after all you really are still paying to have someone put it together for you. It just happens before you see it. And you're probably paying skilled worker rates rather than gig worker rates.

    50. Re: Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who doesn't have a rubber mallet? You can usually find them for about $5 or so in the bargain bins of any hardware store. And they are probably one of my most used tools.

    51. Re:Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not only is IKEA furniture easy to put together, it's actually the best part. It's like lego for adults :).

      I tend to assume those who can't do it are either (a) lazy and lying so that someone will do it for them or (b) possessed of the level of incompetant, flailing helplessness that you never believed existed until you worked in tech support for a few years.

    52. Re:Seriously... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      That's what SHE said....

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    53. Re:Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people complaining about the quality of IKEA furniture are probably suffering from champagne tastes on a water budget (after having spent all their money buying this year's iDevices from Apple).

    54. Re: Seriously... by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Yes, but those skilled workers are assembling in a perfect work environment with all tools needed on hand and in order. That has to cut down on their time.

    55. Re: Seriously... by TWX · · Score: 1

      Whenever someone talks about gig-worker rates I'm reminded of Benny Hill's "Fred Scuttle" character on The Benny Hill Show that would do things like organize budget vacations for four quid, with predictably disastrous results.

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    56. Re: Seriously... by TWX · · Score: 1

      The first important bit is that they're not merely assembling a flat-pack kit, they're actually manufacturing furniture. It's not manufacture-then-assemble as two separate stages, it's assemble-as-manufacturing as a single process.

      Second, the product is designed for its finished result, not for its flatpack design. It's probably better furniture simply because it's not designed with flatpack as a strong consideration.

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    57. Re:Seriously... by mspohr · · Score: 1

      I installed an Ikea kitchen (8' long), dining table, sofa, chairs, bathroom vanity, and bookcase in a 500 sq. ft. apartment. Lots of room. Never at a loss for space. I don't know what your problem is.

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    58. Re:Seriously... by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      Well they let right winger shop there so yeah.

    59. Re:Seriously... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Apparently you are willing to be a lot more delicate than I am when putting together furniture. I have a pretty big house, and there is just no room to maneuver with that 'a box under each corner' nonsense.

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    60. Re: Seriously... by Xenx · · Score: 2

      Technically, they only have kids. It's up to their kids to follow through on the long game.

    61. Re:Seriously... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      How about a does of reality, Many years ago it was a gig economy across the board, as a result of abuses unions were formed. Guess who is going to make a major comeback. Goes how violent the corporate reaction will be and guess who will be using the national guard and out of control law enforcers to kill unionists, until the corporations finally accept defeat. Their greed and ego demand they kill to retain total power and they will do it, right up until they lose and this time and bunch of them will end up in prison.

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    62. Re:Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, just like sex?

    63. Re:Seriously... by guacamole · · Score: 1

      Actually assembling furniture is a pain in a butt. You see, I personally end up assembling furniture when I change cities. And you can imagine when you move from one end country to another, changing states and jobs, always tight on time, the _last_ thing you need to spend your precious time on is taking half of your day to assemble a sofa and a bookshelf, and the the entire evening to assemble a bed and a drawer.

    64. Re:Seriously... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      Seriously? I furnished my old 16m^2 single-room apartment (172sqft) exclusively with Ikea furniture, and I built it right there in the apartment, including a bed, a dresser, a table and various other things. Not a problem at all.

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    65. Re:Seriously... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I've never not been able to do the assembly without marring the gloss white finish in at least one spot.

      Sounds like a general approach you use to assembly rather than anything IKEA specific. Place the dowel in, put a piece of wood over the top to give you a larger hitting target, and tap gently.

      The only real complaint I have with IKEA is they tell you to use Philips head screwdrivers while providing Pozidrive screws. The biggest damage I see is stripped screw heads.

    66. Re:Seriously... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      This makes sense in the US, where the electrical outlets seem carefully designed to maximise the chance of electrocution. It's monumentally stupid in the UK, where you can't access the live or neutral holes unless you push something of the correct size into the earth socket first. It turns out that the child safety covers can be turned upside down and inserted with just the earth pin to expose the other pins quite easily, at which point any small metal object can be used to touch the live connector.

      That said, I managed to connect myself to the mains a few times as a child and it didn't seem to cause any lasting damage. You need to be pretty unlucky for it to flow in such a way that it will cause damage - touching the live pin with one hand and neutral with the other will do it, but that's not easy to arrange accidentally.

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    67. Re:Seriously... by havana9 · · Score: 1

      Depends of the furniture. There is a service already of transport and assembly, that especially for kitchens is useful.
      This is the one for UK
      This is the one for France
      This is for Italy
      Installing a kitchen is difficult, you have to be at least in three and have some woodworking tooks available if you have to fit and adjust some things, as always happen.
      Not to mention the safety hazard problems you have to install a gas or electric stove if you don't have the right tools to check that the pipes are gas tight and the ground connection is working, and if a wiriing or a gas pipe has to be added doing a good work need expertise.
      Putting toegher a bed or a bookshelf is of course easier, but sometimes require to be in tw to work...

    68. Re:Seriously... by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      If you are to pay someone to assemble your IKEA furniture, you are nullifying the price advantage to buy this crap at a bargain price in first place. So, you better than put that money on better, already assembled furniture. Take into consideration your IKEA furniture will end up in the garbage within a 5 to 10 years period of time. High quality furniture will last many generations. IKEA furniture is a good idea for the young people just starting in life and prone to move in the early period of their adult life. You don't want to invest too much in furniture you believe you won't move when moving from a city to another. However, on the long term, high quality furniture is a better investment.

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    69. Re: Seriously... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      It's not so clear cut. On the one hand, assembling things in a factory is likely to be largely automated and a lot cheaper than having people come out to assemble things. On the other hand, shipping flat-packed furniture is a lot more efficient than shipping pre-assembled furniture. That said, the limiting factor is often weight, not size, at least for the last leg of delivery. When I've had flat-packed furniture delivered, I've never seen the delivery lorry more than about a third full (often a lot less), but it has been close to the weight limit. Local delivery vans typically have a gross laden weight of 3.5t, which gives you around 2,500kg once you remove the weight of the vehicle and fuel (probably a bit less, but let's go with that as a round number. Wood is slightly less dense than water, but close enough that we can use that as an approximation. That gives 2.5 square metres of wood that you can carry in the back of one of these things. When it's densely packed, that's not going to fill more than about 20% of the space. Similar calculations apply to delivery lorries, so the only real savings are in warehouse space and long-distance shipping.

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    70. Re:Seriously... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Ikea ones are pretty easy to follow. We bought a new house about a year ago and did a lot of flatpack assembly. The Ikea directions were in a completely different league to companies like Homebase / Argos (same company now), Wilko, and B&Q. Each step was clear and the diagrams always let you easily see which orientation almost-symmetrical pieces should go and so on. In contrast, every other manufacturer's directions left me swearing.

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    71. Re:Seriously... by Rande · · Score: 1

      Not worked in helpdesk have you?
      There are people who literally cannot follow the simplest of directions without you being physically there to direct them.

    72. Re:Seriously... by sa1lnr · · Score: 1

      Indeed. And everybody is fit and able to assemble a wardrobe, bed or table on their own. Aren't they?

    73. Re:Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Considering the prices they ask, you usually get quite good quality. You need to pay a lot more to get better quality, and there are lots of slightly more expensive stuff that is worse than the IKEA stuff.

    74. Re:Seriously... by amorsen · · Score: 1

      Outlet covers are a safety risk. Babies less than one year old have managed to remove them, and slightly older ones can use them to defeat the safety features of modern child-proof sockets, Euro and UK.

      Don't use them!

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    75. Re:Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This makes sense in the US, where the electrical outlets seem carefully designed to maximise the chance of electrocution. It's monumentally stupid in the UK, where you can't access the live or neutral holes unless you push something of the correct size into the earth socket first. It turns out that the child safety covers can be turned upside down and inserted with just the earth pin to expose the other pins quite easily, at which point any small metal object can be used to touch the live connector.

      That said, I managed to connect myself to the mains a few times as a child and it didn't seem to cause any lasting damage. You need to be pretty unlucky for it to flow in such a way that it will cause damage - touching the live pin with one hand and neutral with the other will do it, but that's not easy to arrange accidentally.

      If your cover was really rigid, you wouldn't be able to plug them in upside-down.
      I though of a triangular plug, but that doesn't solve the idiot user problem.

    76. Re:Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you unpack and build flatpack furniture in a 475 sq. ft. apartment?

      You take it out of the box then follow the pictorial instructions that are provided.

      Do you need instructions for unpacking the box as well?

    77. Re:Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sometimes it is difficult if you are one person doing it - sometimes you need 2 people...

    78. Re:Seriously... by doccus · · Score: 1

      Better yet, get a monkey in a big winter coat to do it for y'all. Actually surprised nobody else suggested this.. Ah well, I guess that 15 minutes of fame doesn't raise job ops these days if you're a macaque ;(

    79. Re:Seriously... by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      i thought it was a lulz - article but its not ... IKEA's stuff is tough to assemble ??!?
      well, im not a big fan of ikea seeing as companies like that remove 100s if not 1000s of jobs from zee economah ... however, i think i understand why they claim america has a shortage of handymen ... i'm considered to be double dextered when it comes to "work" by the natives but assembling an ikea case ? LOL
      that's sad, man, the screwdriver has a pointy bit ... thats where you put the screw, get a magnetic one ... it helps then
      learn to read first you do step one
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      cos i feel a cliché coming
      something about rocket science and why you shouldnt have babies with your niece

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    80. Re:Seriously... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It turns out that the child safety covers can be turned upside down and inserted with just the earth pin to expose the other pins quite easily

      I've never seen one where that would be possible. The earth hole is too far from the edge so the other two prongs would hit the plate and stop it going even half way in.

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  3. Difficult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It can be difficult for people who has no idea how much is 5% from 50.

  4. Difficult? Or just tedious? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    I've assembled a few pieces of Ikea furniture in my lifetime and I've never found the task to be particularly difficult. Time consuming, yes... but not hard.

    Ikea offers this service already, by the way.

  5. Ikea's stuff isn't tough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not tough to assemble at all. It's cheap, low end crap that is very easy to damage from installation, moving, looking at sideways. They rarely use solid wood in any product and almost never make that solid wood a structural element. It's all sawdust, glue, and very cheap, overly thin metal.

    If you're spending money at Ikea thinking you'll save money, just go buy a lottery ticket. Ikea is taxing you for being stupid by charging for their shit products, you might as well be stupid and pay the government for a slim possibility to afford real, solid and quality furniture.

    1. Re:Ikea's stuff isn't tough by jonwil · · Score: 3, Informative

      My current apartment is full of IKEA products (wardrobe, computer desk, kitchen table, coffee table & TV unit). All bought in early 2014 and none has failed on me and its all still in good condition.

      The apartment I had before this one (where I got rid of my furniture rather than move it cross country at great expense) was full of IKEA furniture as well and that stuff never failed me in all the years I owned it (I did replace the top of a computer desk but that was only because I needed a larger one)

      In terns of how much use I get out of IKEA furniture vs what I paid for it, IKEA has represented good value to me.

    2. Re:Ikea's stuff isn't tough by geekmux · · Score: 0

      My current apartment is full of IKEA products (wardrobe, computer desk, kitchen table, coffee table & TV unit). All bought in early 2014 and none has failed on me and its all still in good condition.

      The apartment I had before this one (where I got rid of my furniture rather than move it cross country at great expense) was full of IKEA furniture as well and that stuff never failed me in all the years I owned it (I did replace the top of a computer desk but that was only because I needed a larger one)

      In terns of how much use I get out of IKEA furniture vs what I paid for it, IKEA has represented good value to me.

      It may be a decent value, but you've already hinted as to why your IKEA furniture has lasted quite a long time.

      Once you assembled it, you never moved it.

      Disassembling or otherwise physically moving IKEA furniture is filed under "Shit You Never Do"

    3. Re:Ikea's stuff isn't tough by mark-t · · Score: 1

      While it's true that Ikea sells a lot of particle board stuff, it's not remotely difficult to find actual wood furniture at Ikea as well. It usually costs more than the particle board or metal stuff, but even that is still often cheaper than buying something from elsewhere that looks just as good.

      I can count on exactly one finger the number of times a piece of Ikea furniture has broken on me... it was years after I had bought it, and it got damaged during a move. I was able to get the necessary parts to replace it from Ikea for just a few bucks.

    4. Re:Ikea's stuff isn't tough by jonwil · · Score: 1

      A number of the pieces I had in my previous apartment where moved multiple times over their life and didn't fail.

      And when I moved out, a lot of it was sold/given to friends and family and it made it to their place without failures. (I had a large IKEA Expedit shelving unit that moved house at least 3-4 times and is still going strong at the house of a family member last I saw it)

    5. Re:Ikea's stuff isn't tough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've provided a few more hints to your situation. "I moved out" Really sounds like a single kid who just moved out of his parent's place. Sounds like you don't have kids and like most single people probably don't get a lot of traffic at your place either. Thus little to no wear on your stuff.

      You've yet to learn the value of quality made stuff. There really is no need for you to defend Ikea. It's ok you own their junk, if it works for you, great. For the vast majority of people Ikea furniture is crap that will absolutely fall apart with just basic everyday use. It's not furniture you buy for life or to pass down to generations like you might with a solid wood bedroom set. It's furniture you buy because you can't afford good quality stuff.

      http://livingstingy.blogspot.com/2010/04/should-you-shop-at-ikea.html
      https://www.quora.com/How-easily-does-IKEA-furniture-fall-apart
      https://www.moneycrashers.com/what-to-buy-not-buy-at-ikea/

    6. Re:Ikea's stuff isn't tough by Albanach · · Score: 1

      Well, I make an n of 2. Kids, pets, family. Tons of Ikea furniture that's moved house twice and state once. Spent six weeks in storage. All back together, all still perfectly functional. In fact, I've always thought that ease of disassembly meant Ikea furniture was easier to handle in a move since everything can be broken down to flat pieces.

    7. Re:Ikea's stuff isn't tough by houghi · · Score: 1

      Many of the things are strong enough. Not strong, but strong enough to do it's duty. When you move and it survives, you where lucky, but don't count on it. That way you won't be disappointed when it breaks.

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  6. Wait a second by JohnFen · · Score: 1

    I thought that being easy to assemble was one of the primary selling points of Ikea stuff.

  7. Any Swede can assemble IKEA furniture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They will do it themselves, or get their kids to do it.
    No need to hire someone else if you're in Sweden.

  8. Show some sympathy for cat parasite victims by sinij · · Score: 1

    If you are suffering from extreme cases of cat parasites, simple everyday tasks like assembling IKEA furniture can be a challenging. Considering how widespread this disease is, this service is much needed for all the disabled individuals.

    1. Re: Show some sympathy for cat parasite victims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ðY(TM)ðYðY¾

    2. Re:Show some sympathy for cat parasite victims by operagost · · Score: 1

      This. The mere presence of the cardboard box puts all the felines on high alert. Good luck from that point, because once you open it and begin assembly, no matter what piece you reach for there will already be a cat sitting on it.

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  9. The whole thing seems silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the time you get done paying MORE for crappy Ikea furniture, then paying someone to come assemble it for you, you may as well have bought REAL furniture and just had it delivered.

  10. Re:I bought an IKEA crëimår by mark-t · · Score: 2

    Given that Ikea instructions don't typically have any words (other than the name of the product, and maybe some boilerplate text at the beginning), but the instructions themselves are usually just numbered diagrams, I'm wondering if what you got was not actually Ikea furniture at all.

  11. Maybe I am weird... by Major_Disorder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But I actually enjoy putting this stuff together. I am color blind, but I imagine it is like what other people get out of doing jigsaw puzzles. Except when I am done I have a piece of furniture instead of a picture with a bunch of wavy lines through it. Crappy furniture I admit, but still better than a crappy picture.

    --
    First law of people: People are generally stupid.
    1. Re:Maybe I am weird... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Quite a lot of IKEA furniture isn't crappy at all. Sure, the cheap stuff is, but then it is very cheap. The more expensive stuff is quite good for its price. It's hard to find anything of equal quality that isn't much more expensive and/or made in China from wood of dubious origins. Most of IKEA's furniture is made in Europe, although other items often come from Asia.

    2. Re:Maybe I am weird... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no idea what you're talking about.

      Crappier than the retail DIscount Furniture outlets that are going out of business right and left? Crappier than the $30 Target table that lasts for a few months? Please, pray tell, what is your high standard of elite furniture.

    3. Re:Maybe I am weird... by Major_Disorder · · Score: 1

      You have no idea what you're talking about.

      My house is mostly full of antique furniture. Made from real wood. With just a few pieces of Ikea crap, where I have not yet found a suitable piece of quality furniture.

      --
      First law of people: People are generally stupid.
    4. Re:Maybe I am weird... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with antique furniture is that it is almost always very ugly.

    5. Re:Maybe I am weird... by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but when you get to their more expensive things, the quality is still far below what a similar amount of money buys you from other manufacturers.

    6. Re: Maybe I am weird... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...such as?

    7. Re:Maybe I am weird... by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Crappy furniture I admit

      What you meant to say was "accordingly priced" furniture. As far as quality for price goes it's about the best bang for buck you can get on the market. Shelves priced about the same as typical low cost Chinese import, but without sagging when you dare to place a book on them. Even their kitchen countertops are actually capable of withstanding the abuse typical of a kitchen.

  12. This seems wrong. by RumGunner · · Score: 1

    What will prevent them from making their instructions more unclear in order to drive customers towards their new "service"?

  13. IQ test by Comboman · · Score: 1

    When I hear someone complain about Ikea furniture being too hard to put together, it tells me immediately that they are an idiot (just like back in the 80s if their VCR flashed "12:00AM" continuously).

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    1. Re:IQ test by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      just like back in the 80s if their VCR flashed "12:00AM" continuously

      That doesn't mean that you're an idiot, it can just mean that you're lazy. It's been over a decade since I last had a power cut at home, but in the '80s we'd have at least a brief (under 5 minutes) one every few weeks and the VCR didn't have battery backup for its clock. We'd typically only bother to reset it when we wanted to use the timer record facility.

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  14. Re:I bought an IKEA crëimår by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you have an Amazon affiliate link for what you ordered? I'm just assuming you got it from one.

  15. One-sided Summary! by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

    Wow, that summary sure editorialized. Task Rabbit, from what I can tell, sounds much more like a contractor than a "gig."

    My mom would like their service; not that hard to assemble, but still easier than doing yourself.

    1. Re:One-sided Summary! by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      These guys take 20% of your earnings and provide no benefits? Sounds like a real gig economy setup. In contrast, the agency through which I currently do contract work take 3% of my fee rate, and for that they provide people who match assignments to my skills rather than only provide a damn website where I have to look for jobs myself. Plus they pay my invoices on the dot even if the client is a bit late with paying theirs.

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      If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
    2. Re:One-sided Summary! by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      A general contractor would mark up a sub contractor by at least 15% in construction; depending (entirely) what the task rates are, it isn't that bad of a deal.

  16. Tooless assembly sucks by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

    I don't have a lot of flat pack stuff, but putting it together always makes me consider if I shouldn't just grab the kreg jig and screw everything together instead of using the dowels and bolts.

  17. If you can't assemble IKEA furniture... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...how do you not have an accident while putting on your clothes every morning?

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  19. Hard to build ? by aepervius · · Score: 1

    I am sorry but, what ? I have built table, beds, shelves, a swivel chair all from Ikea. Heck 5 months ago I unmounted them for a move a rebuilt them. They are not hard to mount and usually the visual instruction shows you all pieces with letter and steps of instructions by number... The few people I know which had a hard time was because they were not following simple steps : 1) have the proper tool 2) identify before even mounting the pieces and screws you have got by their picture/letter 3) read the damn instruction picture first 4) the real killer : be patient and methodical. I have known at least one person pulling an "homer simpson" (the one on the grill where people think he is an artist due to a ruined grill) and going like an idiot on a simple shelf because they thought of doing it the quick way.

    If you are slow and methodical usually you can mount it in the time you tell you you would on the instruction.

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    1. Re:Hard to build ? by gachunt · · Score: 1

      "La Grille!!! What the hell is that?!?"
      ~Homer

    2. Re:Hard to build ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "3) read the damn instruction picture first"

      But this is Slashdot - you're not supposed to ever RTFM...

  20. Nothing to do with "too tough" by Tukz · · Score: 1

    This is the same reason fast food restaurants exist; people are too lazy or don't have time to do it themselves.

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  21. SLADDA? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    Maybe their bicycles and accessories are harder to assemble than their furniture?

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  22. Tough? by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    In what way it is tough? It sure requires some effort from you, but, from an intellectual point of view, you just have to have a modicum of common sense, and a capacity to follow instructions. It is not tough, but you have to work.

    1. Re:Tough? by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Not always tough, but sometimes awkward. Like:

      - Screws in places where you cannot get a screwdriver to fit.
      - Crawling around on your living room floor for two and a half hours (hope you have carpeting)
      - Missing fasteners
      - Build materials out of tolerance

  23. Wouldn't better instructions be easier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It isn't really all that difficult to design good instructions. Hard to follow instructions are the #1 thing that people complain about with regards to IKEA furniture. Improving the quality of the instructions seems like a far better value proposition than buying a handyman company.

    1. Re: Wouldn't better instructions be easier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Making good instructions is very hard. Few companies do it as well as IKEA, though.

  24. After you assembled your IKEA furniture... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  25. Tough to assemble?!? by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

    Ikea's Stuff is Tough To Assemble

    Do people genuinely have that much trouble assembling Ikea? My seven-year-old boy just built a bunch of cupboards for his room. All I had to do was some of the final hammering and screw tightening.

    Is this really something grownups struggle with?

    1. Re:Tough to assemble?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people don't.
      Then there are people who voted for Trump because he promised them free stuff.

  26. Wrong Job by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    If Ikea's products are tough to assemble, they should not buy a startup to build it for you. They should buy a startup to make it *EASY* to assemble.

  27. 20%? by Pascoea · · Score: 1

    99% of the comments on here are about how easy Ikea is to assemble, and how dumb their customers are. Nobody noticed that TaskRabbit is charging 20% for this service?!?! That seems a little steep, doesn't it?

  28. Olympic event? by LesserWeevil · · Score: 1

    Ikea assembly should be an official Olympic Sport like the curling or synchronized swimming. It requires patience, manual dexterity and determination. Talar svenska är frivilligt.

  29. IKEA Humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IKEA Humor:

      Ikea Humor

  30. If you can’t assemble ikea stuff by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

    You should be sterilized and banned from voting.

  31. This can be a serious mistake!!! by sentiblue · · Score: 1

    Yep.. Ikea products are definitely hard to assemble. Not only that, the assembly instructions are poorly written/illustrated.

    But do I want to pay $120 for someone to assemble my $100 desk? HELL NO!!! Are you stupid? The simple answer is that I buy my stuffs from somewhere else.

  32. If you find IKEA stuff tough to assemble... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... then I doubt you're intelligent enough to hold down a job and pay someone else to assemble it for you.

  33. Tough to assemble by benjfowler · · Score: 1

    ... unless you're fucking retarded.

    But then given that Russia just brainwashed an entire country's worth of rednecks into electing a serial-bankrupt paedophile over Twitter, anything is possible really :-(

    1. Re:Tough to assemble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're funny. It has finally come to light that over 90% of the advertising on Facebook and Twitter from the Russia-linked accounts was in support of Hillary Clinton.

      Douche.

  34. American problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not being able to follow simple instructions for furniture assembly.

  35. What's your time worth to you? by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    Take into account the time you need to screw Ikea stuff together. Or the money you need to pay for the startup.

    Then consider that you wind up with extremely heavy chip wood furniture that won't survive a move. Also, the heaviness makes disposal in the country I live an avoidable expense.

    Ask yourself whether you want to be surrounded by exactly the same furniture your neighbor has. Crooked doors included.

    Suddenly paying twice the amount for good looking light furniture that you can take with you to your new home doesn't seem such a bad idea.

    I ditched Ikea for these very reasons.

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    I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie... (P.G. Wodehouse)
  36. Yeah, Millennials. by r0kk3rz · · Score: 1

    IKEA furniture isn't that difficult to put together. You just need to take your time, follow the directions and try not to misplace any of the small parts.

    For us millennials its appears that assembling IKEA furniture has become some kind of rite of passage, and a true sign of 'adulting'.

    And would you believe it, most of us completely suck at it. I've helped so many friends construct some basic things because the whole idea of screwing a few bits of chip board together completely terrifies them. Millennials by and large are just not practical people.

    So the fact that there exists a service where you can summon someone from the internet to assemble your IKEA furniture for you doesn't really surprise me at all.

    1. Re:Yeah, Millennials. by WorBlux · · Score: 1

      Indeed,f It seems the number of people that know how to do stuff with thier hands is continually decreaseing.

  37. difficult? by sad_ · · Score: 1

    if you can get through your basic lego, you should be able to put together ikea stuff. jeez...
    probably these people are just lazy and rather pay then do it themselves.

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    On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
  38. Put down that Allen wrench and walk away! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put down that Allen wrench and walk away. You're in way over your head.

    Who ties your shoes for you?

  39. Fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can't assemble IKEA crappy furniture, you are total idiot, deal with it.

  40. This is a litmus of your fitness to breed by DrStoooopid · · Score: 1

    If you're too stupid to put together IKEA furniture; you don't deserve to be allowed to propagate your inferior genes.

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  41. Anyone unable to assemble an IKEA furniture by Mrakodrap · · Score: 1

    Should probably be locked up in a mental institute for feeble minded people. C'mon. I have been assembling my Mom's IKEA furniture since I was probably 12 year old kid.