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Mondays Are the Worst, Data Science Proves (qz.com)
An anonymous shares a report: People who are miserable on Monday have lots of company. It's the worst day of the week for millions, according to researchers at the University of Vermont Complex Systems Center who analyze Twitter messages for happiness sentiment. Mood tends to improve during the rest of the week, peaking on Saturday, before beginning to crash again, according to data based tweets since 2008. In this analysis, the university's "hedonometer" takes a random sample of about 50 million Twitter posts each day, which is roughly 10% of all the site's message traffic. The researchers have assigned average scores to more than 10,000 commonly used words (from 1 to 9, on a scale of increasing happiness), which are used to measure a particular day's happiness. The data can also offer some insight into how populations have responded to major events. The day after the mass shooting in Las Vegas on Oct. 2 was Twitter's saddest day on record, according to the University of Vermont research. Another low was recorded on May 2, 2011, when Osama Bin Laden, the terrorist mastermind behind thousands of murders, was killed. Rather than clear positivity, language used on Twitter "reflected that a very negatively viewed character met a very negative end," according to the researcher's website.
as it leads to fewer incidents. Monday is the worst day
I don't have bad Mondays, in general. I love my job - not ever moment of it; people and situations will occasionally annoy, but in general I'm a happy camper at work. If you don't love your job, then you should either find something else or find a way to love it. There's no extra reward for going through life miserable.
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The first ten million years were the worst, and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.
I don't have bad Mondays, in general. I love my job - not ever moment of it; people and situations will occasionally annoy, but in general I'm a happy camper at work. If you don't love your job, then you should either find something else or find a way to love it. There's no extra reward for going through life miserable.
I wouldn't say I love my job. I don't love being in IT, I accidentally fell into IT. However, I don't hate my job either and I think I couldn't ask for a better boss or employer. So, no, I don't hate Mondays... if anything midweek is what I hate most- I've had several days of work to deal with and still not time for a weekend in the immediate future.
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And yes, more often than most other days, Mondays suck.
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I don't have bad Mondays, in general. I love my job - not ever moment of it; people and situations will occasionally annoy, but in general I'm a happy camper at work. If you don't love your job, then you should either find something else or find a way to love it.
What an utter prick. Most people don't get that luxury.
There's no extra reward for going through life miserable.
Who the hell said there was?
I can't deal with all the shitty attitudes of Monday. I start my work week on Tuesday when people have gotten over all that. On Saturday when there's less people I feel like I have a more relaxing catch-up day where I can be productive, tying up loose ends and doing what I can to prepare for the next week.
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There is probably a correlation with people who post on twitter about how terrible their life is every Monday and the type of people who even use twitter.
Maybe Monday sucks for these people because they think posting about shit twitter will do something while people who don't post on twitter are making life changing improvements?
Pfff. Loving your job doesn't make "hating" Mondays impossible. The fact you don't grasp the notion shows, at the least, that your weekends could be a lot better.
For me, bad Mondays is about loving weekends with family and friends (a bit too much maybe).
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Similarly, for many, it is not that they dislike their job, it is that they dislike doing their job while hungover.
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You're not one of those annoying happy people at the office who insists on whistling all day, are you? If you are, then you are making everyone else more miserable by being happy.
I don't have bad Mondays, in general. I love my job - not ever moment of it; people and situations will occasionally annoy, but in general I'm a happy camper at work. If you don't love your job, then you should either find something else or find a way to love it.
What an utter prick. Most people don't get that luxury.
There's no extra reward for going through life miserable.
Who the hell said there was?
Hey, uh, that whole insufferable asshole thing you got going on...it's not doing you any favors. On the bright side (not that you're looking for one), you'll probably drop dead from that shitty job of yours soon, so you have that to look forward to...
There are jobs that don't suck but this is one of those myths that floats around and makes people feel dissatisfied thinking the grass should be greener. If people genuinely loved their jobs companies would make you pay to get to do it rather than pay you for doing it. That is how life works.
Whatever your job satisfaction level, your satisfaction level with your free time, family, and friends is going to be higher so there is plenty of reason to be happier about the weekend and have some level of reduced satisfaction about it ending and having to go back to work without being miserable in your job.
Not enjoying going back to work after a couple days off is not necessarily "going through life miserable". What a pathetic attempt to make yourself feel big. Fucking looser.
The two days of the week I look forward to most are Sunday and Wednesday, since those are the days of greatest fellowship with my brothers and sisters in Christ.
Monday isn't a drag at all - just the opposite really - as I get to spend time developing my devotional for Wednesday evening group and studying for my Tuesday evening bible class. It's always a day of being richly in the Word so I would hardly call it the "worst" day.
I think Thursday is probably my least favorite day, which is not to say that it's a bad day... it's just coming down from Sunday -> Wednesday marathon of scripture, prayer, and fellowship.
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That's not data science, that's some idiot grad students jerking off their idiot professors. Most of those tweets are probably bots or are misread tweets. I'd go view the statistics, for more laughs, but my time has been wasted enough already.
I don't have bad Mondays, in general. I love my job - not ever moment of it; people and situations will occasionally annoy, but in general I'm a happy camper at work. If you don't love your job, then you should either find something else or find a way to love it. There's no extra reward for going through life miserable.
True happiness can't be generated at work IMO. If it was that great, someone would be doing it for free & you would be out of a job. Personally, unless someone wants to pay me for hanging out with my family, friends, furry animals, doing fun stuff like hiking, kayaking, SUPing, watching good movies, cooking/eating great food laughing my ass off with my wacky wife (DAMN I love my life!), Mondays will not be the greatest day of the week. WTF happened to the 4 day work week??!
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Personally, I'm not over keen on Tuesdays. At least on Monday you're arriving fresh to the fray. By Wednesday you're half way to the end.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
So when did people start using Twitter for anything besides bitching about something or attacking someone?
We all know Twitter is one of the largest internet trash cans, so why would this study use data from a platform that is used for shit talking, bitching, and a generally negative communication style?
You are assuming that you live in an area, or have credentials to do the job you love, or the job you love, pays enough to survive, and there are not too much people who would also love such a job that you will need to be the best of the best to get it.
While there isn't a reward for going though life miserable, there is less reward if you cannot eat, or have shelter. Because you refuse to do a job that you just don't like.
While overall I am OK with my job, I wouldn't call it a dream job. But the joy of not having sleepless nights because I am worried about paying the bills, is its own reward.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
Not knowing anything about the movie, I'm guessing it has something to do with someone running with a blade in the future.
Actually, I've found there are 3 main types of people on this topic, and they can be summed up by these simple statements:
Type 1 - Monday is a rotten way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Type 2 - Monday is just another day.
Type 3 - Monday is the BEST day to prank Type 1 people.
My general dislike of Mondays is that for some reason over half the week's meetings are scheduled on Monday so I get almost no time to get any real work done. Even planning for work subordinates becomes annoying as if they run into a problem they can't even ask me as I'm almost never at my desk for the entire day so things can get stalled until Tuesday. It also means that I have to deal with dozens of emails at once that accumulated over the day rather than addressing them as they come in.
You're not one of those annoying happy people at the office who insists on whistling all day, are you? If you are, then you are making everyone else more miserable by being happy.
Whistling should be forbidden, it is so damn annoying no matter what reason it is being done for. Humming isn't bad but I've never met anyone who actually liked the sound of whistling.
It's probably from all the "LOL i h8 mondays" shitposts, honestly.
somebody has a case of the Mondays.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
What about the people who can choose only one:
1. Work a job that you love
2. Make enough to pay your rent/mortgage
Most people don't ever get to pick both.
If you work a normal five day week, you stay up late Friday because you don't have to get up for work on Saturday. Saturday night you stay up even later, probably partying. Sunday, you get up very late and aren't ready for bed until late at night. Then, you have to get up Monday morning at your regular time and go to work even though you didn't get nearly enough sleep the night before. Of course you feel bad on Monday; what else would you expect?
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What exactly is "data science"?
At least with Mondays you still have the after glow of the weekend to keep you happy.
Tuesday is by far the worst day of the week. It's not even half way through and the glow of the weekend is long gone.
Honestly, why do we even have 7 day weeks? Let's get rid of a day in the week preferably Saturday so we can match up better with the Muslim religious days. Now with a 6 day week, we can eliminate the weird cacophony month system where some are 30, others are 31, and February with its weird 28 days.
This can all be done while maintaining the 365 day year by giving each month roughly the same amount of days. The best part of all of this is, we will then have a 4 day work week! No more middle of the week hopelessness because the weekend is so far away.
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Rather than clear positivity, language used on Twitter "reflected that a very negatively viewed character [bin Laden] met a very negative end," according to the researcher's website.
I don't know the politics of people who use Twitter. But the pictures that I saw showed Americans happy that bin Laden been killed.
the twitter using population. which is a bunch of fucking twats and morons
If I could sleep on Sunday nights, maybe they wouldn't be so bad. But for something like 8 years running, come Sunday night I'm usually tossing and turning for an extra hour or two, and when I do fall asleep it feels like I'm just barely skimming the surface. I'll roll over and look at the clock at 2 a.m., and first think I still haven't slept at all, and then realize I can remember dreaming, but otherwise seems like I'm still on edge.
I don't know that this is about work. I'm usually not thinking about work at all. I'm not dreading work or worried about it. But after so much time, and it occurring so consistently on Sunday nights, I don't know what else to attribute it to. It doesn't happen on vacation, either, but then usually everything's messed up on vacation, so I don't know if it's a good test. I need to pay more attention when there's a Monday holiday and I'm home, I guess.
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Most of us didn't win the life lottery to find a job we loved. We have bills that need to be paid and a lack of talent to do what we love professionally.
I despise my job, i utterly detest it and every single morning i completely unironically curse the gods that i didn't die in my sleep...but it keeps a roof above my head and trying to pay a mortgage alone is so god damn expensive it's the only job around within my skillset that pays (just) enough to keep me comfortable; even if it is a house the size of a shoebox.
It also means that I have to deal with dozens of emails at once that accumulated over the day rather than addressing them as they come in.
Obvious solution: Bring your laptop to the meetings, and answer your email while they are discussing things that don't pertain to you.
When your boss is speaking, periodically say something like "That is a good point", and then type quickly while nodding your head. Everyone will assume you are taking notes.
1 day off, 3 days on. That will minimize the drag that Mondays have by not having an excessively long holiday. It also means we would get more work out of employees because it is equivalent to having an 8 day week (8 total with 6 on, 2 off). The Off day can be setup based on your birth year, and we can learn to run schools and businesses 24/7 (or 100/4 if we go with a metric time and 4 day cycle)
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Garfield did it, he hates Mondays
Rather than clear positivity ...
Yes, I remember that day: The news telling us, how happy Americans should be. Hopefully, Americans don't believe 'might is right' as much as they're told to.
This is a non-sequitor. I like my job a lot, I still hate mondays. Matter of fact, whenever I took a vacation day on monday, I felt much better for the rest of the work week.
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Don't worry. I'm working towards automating away the jobs of people who don't like their jobs. Then they'll be happy.
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I just don't know, and your post makes me depressed. The problem is there isn't anything I like doing all the time. And even choosing from among the various things I like doing, they generally don't line up between what I want to do now, and what my employer needs done now.
It's not really the activities of work that I don't like, it's the fact that I don't get to decide when to start or stop them.
Not knowing anything about the movie, I'm guessing it has something to do with someone running with a blade in the future.
The title was licensed from "The Bladerunner" by Alan E. Nourse, which is a story about illegal surgical implements.
The story is based on "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" by Philip K. Dick, about a cop "retiring" androids.
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One nice thing about Mondays is that Friday the thirteenth never happens on a Monday. But look out for one at the end of THIS week!
At my age (64) Thursdays and Fridays are the worst days. I'm worn out by then and it takes me the whole weekend to recover. On Mondays I'm fresh and recharged again . . . . at least until midweek.
Stephen Stills wrote a song about it.
It might have been David Crosby, but I don't remember - and probably neither does he.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
There you are spamming amazon affiliate links as AC again, you revenue stream hogging disgusting fat sexist tube of lard, Christopher Dale Reimer!
You can be sure I will be watching this fake account too. I know this is you because you told me you were working on your freepass 11 file server and you are so dumb that you can't even masquerade yourself properly.
Now, I told you I was out of meds last week and you didn't even care to contact me you lazy fucker.
How many times do I have to express the emergency of the situation??????
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Now, it seems like you dont care and that you have abandoned me you heartless fucking pig!
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Here is a story that creimer told me when convincing me what a hard life he had:
The tree was him and the tree knot was his butt hole!
So, his uncle packed his fat ass with lard and with his cock! Not that it makes much of a difference but anyway, there it is!
Signed:
The girl that used to love you and now hates you, burn in hell where you belong you sexist pig!
Today, it's thanksgiving in Canada. As a federal employee, it's a paid holiday and no work today.
Seriously creimer, how cares about you telling us which day it is and your other bullshit.
As for being confused, this is your usual M.O.
Aside from that, you are a contractor, not a federal employee, so your benefits depend on the contracting company, if you have any you clueless, empty headed moron..
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C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."
But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!
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Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
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With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
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Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:
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Creimy's head, while his supervisor was talking to him, not with him, since it is impossible to do with Creimy:
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Creimy acting in educational resource document, he actually confirmed himself on Slashdot that he was handled by Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education! He is really a king Dumpty!:
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Exactly! We, at Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education, couldn't agree more with you!
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Information about Christopher Dale Reimer and autistic people:
Autistic people have obsessions about things normal people don't care. For example, one of our autistic patient went haywire when he realized that there was a penny missing in his pocket change.
To calm him down, one of our educator pretended to have found it on the floor and gave a penny to him.
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Chris has an obsession with budgeting every penny. He doesn't understand that most people do not budget to the penny and have a flexible amount they allow for miscellaneous items.
I am Nancy Guerrero and I am Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a. creimer,cdreimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
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Our artists were inspired by the low carb diet that Christopher follows scrupulously for the small lunch box and by the picture linked below for the rest. I am sure that you will notice the similarities such as the bump on the side of his chest and more:
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Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
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But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody.
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I don't have bad Mondays, in general. I love my job - not ever moment of it; people and situations will occasionally annoy, but in general I'm a happy camper at work. If you don't love your job, then you should either find something else or find a way to love it. There's no extra reward for going through life miserable.
I would also add try not having one for a few months and let me know how well that goes for ya? Monday will be the very best day of the week fast when have a job again. People take so many things for granted today. Guess what? Your stuff aint free.
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Unless what scratches one of your Aspie nerd itches is normally something that is complex enough that people have a hard time with it, and generally don't like doing it, and thus the market pays handsomely for it. Now, while that's not 100% of my job duty, it's currently about 40% and growing at a good clip. Mondays are great because I get to go play. Monday mornings suck however, because we front loaded *all* of our meetings such that I have 4 hours of scheduled meetings every Monday in the first 5 hours of the workday.
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I think that's a fair point.
However there is a distinct difference between what you experience and something soul crushing. My epiphany moment was sitting in a dental chair, getting an emergency root canal, with an infection bad enough that there was no way to numb it short of either knocking me out (and I had no insurance so...) or "direct infiltration of lidocaine" into the tooth as he was drilling.
Drill - ouch - pause, insert needle - *OUCH* - wait repeat.
It was absolutely horrific and I would have said or done anything to make it stop...
But I was able to console myself with "At least I'm not at work".
Holy fuckballs Batman! that was a flash of light sky opens moment of just how miserable I was. I found another job that would get me by while I looked for a better job, then quit.
I have made a point to enjoy my work environment ever since, being willing to leave on a moment's notice if and when the environment was not to my overall liking.
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Every post with a monetized amazon link is getting reported as spam from now own cdreimer. I don't care if the poster is Anonymous Coward,cdreimer, or cmdrtaco
Do you make a point to keep to the same sleep/wake schedule on the weekends as the weekdays? Because that's what does it for Mondays for me.
I love what I do, and am generally happy at work, too. But going out and being social on Friday and Saturday nights, then sleeping late on Saturday and Sunday morning, is just enough of a shift to my body's expectation of when I'll be going to bed and waking up to make me groggy and miserable Monday mornings.
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... Thursdays are usually my worst days of the week since things can get hectic even when I am unemployed. http://aqfl.net/node/1234 has a poll that shows Mondays are the worst days to my visitors.
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The worst day of the week is not Monday, but it is Tuesday. Think about it...
On Monday you're still coming off the high of the weekend, you're sharing the stories of all the amazing things that occurred over the last two days, you're meeting people you've not seen since the Friday before (usually). Tuesday, however, is a different story... The weekend high is gone, the stories are all told, and the weekend is still so far away - the work week is not even half way through. Wednesday is when things start turning around, you're half way through. The next weekend is in sight. Thursday... almost Friday - likely the second best day of the work week, and then finally Friday is here; You're all ready for 5pm and the weekend.
it is only after a long journey that you know the strength of the horse.
It's not about not loving my job, I do. It's about sleeping in during the weekends, and having to readjust to getting up early in the morning on Monday. Sleep deprivation leads to a bad mood.
Normally if a job sucked that much. I would be actively hunting for a new job. However more to the point, it isn’t that you shouldn’t leave miserable jobs that you hate, but don’t expect to be working in a job that you absolutely love either. There are a lot of talented unemployed people who’s sense of entitlement is preventing them from being productive citizens. Just because their job isn’t as fun as their hobbies.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
We're doing it again -- measuring people via an obviously biased subset of people. Twitter isn't everybody, by any stretch of the imagination, and it is certainly the more "socially-dependent" subset of people. Add uneven distribution to the list of considerations, and what you've actually discovered is that people whose daily routine is dependent on socializing with other people (via twitter at the very least) cycles with the work week.
Big surprise: people who use social networking to fulfil their mood have a mood that is based on that very same social networking..
There are a lot of talented unemployed people who’s sense of entitlement is preventing them from being productive citizens.
I see you've met my ex... 6 degrees (all 4.0)... finally got a part time job at HD after I was laid off and she couldn't mooch as much in support anymore.
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Yes, in much the same way that Les Miserables was about a guy stealing a loaf of bread, and never hearing the fucking end of it.
And how Die Hard was all about an office party.
Tell me, creimer - are you too fucking stupid to have actually read these books that you're linking to?
What is, "What thing does Creimer need to get out of bed every morning?", Alex!