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Startup Plans To Clean Up Cigarette Butts Using Crows (popularmechanics.com)

AmiMoJo writes: A startup in the Netherlands is developing the "Crowbar," a bird feeder that takes discarded cigarette butts as payment for dispensing food. A camera recognises cigarette filters and rejects any other objects placed in the Crowbar. The idea isn't entirely original, a gentleman in the US has already built a similar device and trained crows to deposit coins. The hope is that crows will be able to keep cities clean, sort through refuse and perform other tasks for our mutual benefit.
Popular Mechanics notes that crows "are some of the smartest animals in the world," suggesting this means "we could harness their abilities for the greater good of our planet."

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  1. Residue.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Let's hope the crows don't pick any bad habits themselves.. who knows, they may end up dying of beak cancer!

  2. Gateway drug by Templer421 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To crows smoking marijuana.

    Next thing you know they will be robbing liquor stores and pirating music!

    1. Re:Gateway drug by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      To crows smoking marijuana. Next thing you know they will be robbing liquor stores and pirating music!

      Stone the crows!

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    2. Re:Gateway drug by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

      To crows smoking marijuana.

      Next thing you know they will be robbing liquor stores and pirating music!

      Or start a band: Stoned Temple Pirate Counting Crows

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    3. Re:Gateway drug by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1
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  3. human smokers will be trained by iggymanz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "it's okay for me to throw my butts into the street, because a crow will pick it up and get fed. I'm thinking of the crows"

    how about robots that pick up smoldering butts and use them to burn the faces of the smokers that throw them. I think this kind of negative reinforcement is a better solution and doesn't involve enslaving animals.

    1. Re:human smokers will be trained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hee hee, crows will swoop in on unsuspecting smokers and snatch their still-lit cigarettes from their hands. They will grab entire packs when they can. It will be hilarious.

    2. Re:human smokers will be trained by iggymanz · · Score: 4, Informative

      crows can actually be taught to do that, even to peck the smokers faces as it wrests the cigarettes away. the ad campaign can feature excerpts from Hitchcock's "The Birds"

    3. Re:human smokers will be trained by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I was in the military back in the 1990s. Each day, two guys would be assigned as the "barracks NCOs". (NCO: Non-Commisioned Officer, enlisted person of corporal or above) They were there to ensure nothing bad happened without it being written down in a log book. Ok, ok, sometimes they prevented bad stuff from happening to begin with.

      One day, I had the barracks NCO duty. It was on a Thursday, which was cleaning day for Friday's inspections. One duty was having a work detail clean the yard around the building, and the common areas in the 4-story building. Usually this was having 15-20 guys walk around the building picking up trash, which was mostly cigarette butts, and 8-10 guys cleaning the TV lounges, walk ways, and laundry rooms. So that would be 2 or 3 guys per floor.

      Anyway, on my day I asked the work detail a simple question: Who here smokes?

      No one raised their hand. I asked again, and again. Finally I said "OK. Nonsmokers, point to the smokers." Hands went up pointing out the 7 or 8 smokers. So only the smokers walked around the barracks that day, picking up all those cigarette butts, and the other guys were ecstatic because they didn't have to touch those nasty things, and they had a lot more help cleaning the common areas.

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    4. Re:human smokers will be trained by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      "it's okay for me to throw my butts into the street, because a crow will pick it up and get fed. I'm thinking of the crows"

      It's pretty obvious most smokers already think it's okay for them to throw their butts on the street - no justification necessary.

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    5. Re:human smokers will be trained by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1, Funny

      how about robots that pick up smoldering butts and use them to burn the faces of the smokers that throw them. I think this kind of negative reinforcement is a better solution and doesn't involve enslaving animals.

      This sounds expensive to build and maintain. Let's just optimize it a little bit and just have robots that burn the faces of people that drop cigarette butts. No wait, that'll still be too expensive. Ok, so we can just have them burn the faces of people holding a cigarette butt. Hmm... still rather expensive. We could use a much slower processor if we just have robots that will burn people's faces. Now it's best if we optimize the mechanical aspect too so that we can really get the prices into range. We can do away with most moving and electronic components if we just have people line up to have their faces burned! It's perfect!

      I think everyone will agree that faceburning stations are an affordable future we can all live with. ;)

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    6. Re:human smokers will be trained by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Done give away their actual motive. We can make robots to clean the streets. But we need animals to actually attack the cause. Plausible deniability.

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    7. Re:human smokers will be trained by Shazatoga · · Score: 1

      While we're at it we can design the robots to take food away from fat people.

    8. Re:human smokers will be trained by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      Enslaving seems a bit harsh? They are going to offer them food in exchange for butts. If the crows don't like it they can literally fly off.

    9. Re:human smokers will be trained by bidule · · Score: 2

      Finally I said "OK. Nonsmokers, point to the smokers."

      This is so evil. I love you!

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    10. Re: human smokers will be trained by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Good god! That would be a total waste of steel wouldn't it?

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    11. Re:human smokers will be trained by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      How about adapting the suicide booths from Futurama?

      Let's make "Smoking Booth" and make it mandatory to use them for smokers.

      The smoking booth functions as follows: when it detects smoke, it completely drench the inside via its fire suppression system. Every time. Blame it on malfunctions but still make their use mandatory for smokers.

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    12. Re: human smokers will be trained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just use a magnet to recover the steel after cremation.

    13. Re:human smokers will be trained by Nethead · · Score: 1

      I had grounds duty in training in the Air Force back in '79 picking up butts. I also found quite a few roaches, often enough to make a decent joint out of them. Made for a relaxed weekend.

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    14. Re:human smokers will be trained by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      I was in the military back in the 1990s.

      I don't know what branch you were in, but I'd bet money you weren't in the Army. Why? Well, I've noticed many times that Army vets talk about being in the Army, but vets from any other branch talk about being in the military. I've no idea why, but that's how it seems to work. And that's the way I say it, and I was in Uncle Sam's Navy back in 'Nam.

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    15. Re:human smokers will be trained by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 1

      I hope they swoop the guy who comes to refill the feeders. I can't think of a less dignified way to earn lunch.

    16. Re:human smokers will be trained by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Anyway, on my day I asked the work detail a simple question: Who here smokes?

      No one raised their hand. I asked again, and again. Finally I said "OK. Nonsmokers, point to the smokers." Hands went up pointing out the 7 or 8 smokers.

      I don't believe you. No soldier would ever rat out their fellow soldiers.
      Soldiers would stand there all night if need be, without saying a word, unless the smokers themselves stepped forward.
      Someone ratting out others would find themselves ostracised at best, and likely the reaction would be more severe, but the real reason they would not betray their fellow soldiers is that the first thing soldiers learn is that they have to be able to trust each other completely, because their lives depend on it.
      Not betraying trust is a big thing.

    17. Re:human smokers will be trained by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Sorry to burst your bubble, but when someone has to pick up cigarette butts from a barracks full of smokers who are such pigs that they throw the butts on the ground, the social convention of not ratting out your fellow men eventually disappears. Especially since only about one fourth to one third were smokers, so most of the ones picking up the butts were non-smokers.

      We aren't talking about having each others' backs in combat. We are talking about having to pick up others' biological waste. Those who put is there should pick it up.

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    18. Re:human smokers will be trained by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 2

      Good deduction. I was in the Marine Corps, stationed at the Marine Corps Air Station in Kaneohe, Hawaii. Nice place to be stationed.

      I usually use the generic term "the military" because too many people, veterans and non-veterans alike, have pre-conceived notions of each branch. I simply didn't want it to detract from the story. It's also shorter to type. :^)

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    19. Re:human smokers will be trained by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Do you think it's more dignified for the human who currently has the job?

    20. Re:human smokers will be trained by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      I've no idea why, but that's how it seems to work.

      Because Navy and Air Force recruits are capable of using words of more than two syllables?

    21. Re:human smokers will be trained by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      It would be simpler to just randomly insert a small amount of some mild (but moderately stable) explosive in 1% of cigarettes.

    22. Re:human smokers will be trained by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Who said they were scared?

      Apart from you, that is.

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    23. Re:human smokers will be trained by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      You'd feel better if a pack of cigarettes were stuffed down your throat. So would everyone else. I recommend you try it!

    24. Re:human smokers will be trained by ITRambo · · Score: 1

      I love your idea. The slobs that flick their butts onto my business' property, because they're too stupid to realize that putting it out first and then into a trash can is best, really really annoy me.

    25. Re: human smokers will be trained by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Reminds of the terrifying scene in RoboCop where he overreacts by shooting up a smoker who violated no smoking ordinance.

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    26. Re: human smokers will be trained by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      If that was the opening scene in a movie set 50 years in the future, I'd be glued to my seat. When people would say douchey things, a robot could come over and slap them in the face. Imagine if robots dealt micro punishments to all the people doing the little annoying things in life...

    27. Re:human smokers will be trained by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Why do soldiers go around in threes?

      One can read polysyllabic words. On can write polysyllabic words. And one is there to keep an eye on those two suspicious intellectuals.

      (I know - it's version 378 of a very widespread joke.)

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    28. Re: human smokers will be trained by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      we've had that for decades, the penguins at catholic schools with their rulers....

  4. They are smart... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Crows are smart, but I'm not sure about being smartest. I found an injured crow when I was a kid and took it home to nurse it back to health. It eventually got better, but didn't seem to have any interest in being returned to the wild. Whenever I would take it outside it would flop around like it still had a broken wing. It got to the point that it would start flopping around in the house anytime my mom would start bitching about it. She eventually threw it out the third story window, and it tried to fly back in. As soon as I opened the door to the house, it flew back in. It learned to ring the doorbell to get someone to open the door after a couple of days. I think my mom was happy when we moved, in part, to get rid of my pet crow.

    I wonder what the unintended consiquences of rewarding a bunch of crows could be? They may start raiding public trash and ashtrays for food.

    1. Re:They are smart... by KiloByte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sounds pretty smart to me. Being in the wild means no food other than what you catch yourself, cold and so on. Faking an injury means having food delivered right under your beak, and a warm house. I guess you didn't do anything stressful like keeping the bird confined in a tiny cage, so the new environment wasn't bad.

      The crow wasn't a professional at mind-controlling humans like the Master Species so no meows at frequencies that simulate a human baby, no mind-altering parasites, and it doesn't look cute either, thus you managed to get rid of that crow... but the principle is the same.

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    2. Re:They are smart... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Honestly that description makes the crow sound really smart.

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    3. Re:They are smart... by avandesande · · Score: 1

      The pet human doesn't know his place ;-)

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    4. Re:They are smart... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:They are smart... by antdude · · Score: 1

      I wonder if that pet crow survived the humans moved.

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  5. Crows more trainable than smokers? by MiniMike · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's too bad some humans can't be trained not to litter in the first place.

    1. Re:Crows more trainable than smokers? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      From TFS: "Crows are some of the smartest animals in the world".

      And remember we are comparing them to evolved monkeys who work 8+ hour days for most of their lives, in exchange for money, which they spend on small sticks made of a cocktail of nasty toxic substances, all so they can inhale those substances all the while knowing fully well that in the end their only achievement was to exchange their earned money for an even shorter life expectancy.

  6. I for one welcome... by Rujiel · · Score: 3, Informative

    There was a college experiment several years ago where people put on masks, some of which then messing with the crows. It became clear that they remember faces. https://www.popsci.com/science...

    1. Re:I for one welcome... by danomac · · Score: 1

      Crows can definitely identify people... and cats. My brother's cat made enemies of the crows near his house, so whenever the cat went outside all the crows around his house would dive at his cat.

    2. Re: I for one welcome... by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      That proved nothing. If there were 4 cats and only one was getting attacked, you'd have a point.

  7. Re:Equip crows with GoPros by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    If you want to get your creep on, it's easier to just buy a drone.

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  8. Yeah, sure by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1

    Until the crows get beak cancer and PETA finds out.

    You know, maybe, just maybe, we could convince municipalities that it's THEIR job to keep a city clean, by, you know, HIRING people to sweep streets?

    Not everything needs to be a magical unicorn tech-incubator 3D printed private space asteroid-mined facebook-enabled startup.

    Just saying.

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    1. Re:Yeah, sure by ffkom · · Score: 1

      You know, maybe, just maybe, we could convince municipalities that it's THEIR job to keep a city clean, by, you know, HIRING people to sweep streets?

      Since it would actually be the smokers duty to not litter the city, municipalities should rather hire people to fine those who throw their butts everywhere.

    2. Re:Yeah, sure by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      It would be better to hire people to shoot smokers in the head. Or train the crows to do it.

  9. Re:While you're at it... by KiloByte · · Score: 2

    Can you train birds NOT to shit on my car? 'Kay, thanks...

    The solution is similar: find an animal that can get rid of the problem.

    Some kittehs are afraid of anything bigger than a fly or spider. My current one has dragged in a couple of jackdaws hardly smaller than himself. No poop bombs from these two anymore!

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  10. Well... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    At least it's not another Kickstarter.

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    1. Re:Well... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I've considered running for office on the policy of "Dog owners will either clean it up or eat it".

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  11. They will take them while you are smoking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    These things are cheeky fuckers and a bit feral and fearless in the cities. They rummage bins in populated car parks right in front of people making a massive mess, because they know there is food there. They don't care about humans/cars/etc there.

    Once they learn that cigarette = reward, I reckon they will start trying to steal them right out of smokers mouths/hands etc.

    1. Re:They will take them while you are smoking by MyFirstNameIsPaul · · Score: 1

      Ever try to take a cigarette from a smoker? Yeah, that won't last long.

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    2. Re:They will take them while you are smoking by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Where I live if you harm a bird in public people will take videos and call the cops, and you'll be arrested for either "Molesting Wildlife" or "Animal Cruelty."

      One time I caught a fish in the city park and a heron swooped down and ate it. I turned my back for 2 seconds to get my fish whacker to kill the fish, and it saw me turn my head and swooped right in. All you can do is keep fishing, the bird wins that one. They'll have to learn to just run away from crows! LOL

  12. Re:Rude by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Simple answer: because they can get away with it.

    The only way you could actually enforce the laws prohibiting it (and there are actual laws against it in every city I've ever lived in), is if you had cameras *EVERYWHERE*... and advanced image recognition software to instantly recognize when a person was breaking the law, and be able to make them accountable.

  13. If you don't even care what dirt enters your lung by ffkom · · Score: 2

    ... why should you bother to keep anything less vital to you clean?

  14. Tickets by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 2

    If cigarette butts are that big of a problem why not just hire some bylaw enforcement officers to patrol the areas and give out tickets for littering for anyone throwing the butts on the sidewalk/street. After people get a large fine, or two, for littering they will change their ways.

    We are a part of nature. It doesn't exist for use to use as raw materials. Until we change this attitude that everything is here for us to exploit then we will continue to seeing nature "fight back".

    1. Re: Tickets by Corbets · · Score: 1

      We have that here. The problem is that the smokers are too numerous to make a dent in the problem this way.

    2. Re:Tickets by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      f cigarette butts are that big of a problem why not just hire some bylaw enforcement officers to patrol the areas and give out tickets for littering for anyone throwing the butts on the sidewalk/street. After people get a large fine, or two, for littering they will change their ways.“

      People don‘t work for peanuts, crows do.

    3. Re:Tickets by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      Why not put a deposit on them just like cans and bottles. Say 50 cents per cigarette. Refundable at any place that sell cigarettes. People would pick them up just as soon as they hit the ground.

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    4. Re:Tickets by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      People are sneaky, it is too hard. You'd have to use cameras. And then there is a whole different [blah blah blah].

    5. Re:Tickets by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      After people get a large fine, or two, for littering they will change their ways.

      Sure. We only need to catch 1 billion people a couple of times and the problem will be solved. Except for those who don't see fines as a deterrent. And those who do the math and realise that the police can't catch everyone and the odds of getting a fine are minuscule. Oh I think the police have better things to do.

      Speaking of littering, on the front page is an article that says NASA got fined $400 for dropping a space station on some town. Incidentally the cost of a packet of cigarettes from a service station in Perth is $25. So the fine for littering isn't really much compared to the habit itself.

      Kind of reminds me about my last red-light fine. That was 100EUR. Given I spend 280EUR per month in petrol I didn't even even take notice of it. It sure as hell wasn't a deterrent (not that I intended to run a red light).

    6. Re:Tickets by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      After people get a large fine, or two, for littering they will change their ways.

      Just like how there's no speeders on the road because the first few speeders got a large fine.

    7. Re: Tickets by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Fine the ones you catch enough to clean up all the butts. Repeat as necessary

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    8. Re:Tickets by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      Just double the fine every time they're caught littering. It'll start hurting very quickly even for a billionaire.

      If you need help enforcing it, give the fine based on video recordings instead of requiring police eye-witness. If the video comes from a layperson, then give them 10% of the fine. Pretty soon you'll have lookouts on every street and alleyway.

    9. Re:Tickets by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Smokers hate that idea, and are numerous enough to be a fairly large voting and lobbying bloc.

    10. Re:Tickets by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      That's a good example. The vast majority of people (here at least) drive at the highest speed that the cops will ignore. A small number drive faster, and get fined. Seems like the fines work for the majority.

    11. Re:Tickets by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Then you're missing the point that odds of enforcement are low. Police have better things to do, and the studies that show the scale of punishment doesn't make it a deterrent. All you're doing is eventually feeding the prison industrial complex with people who make poor financial choices and littering rather than with criminals. The often insane disconnect between crime and punishment is precisely how the USA got to where it is.

      If the video comes from a layperson, then give them 10% of the fine.

      This is a dumb idea:
      a) you waste police time with analysing video authenticity
      b) you waste time with proof of identity
      c) coveillance leads to a crumbling of society where rather than rely on your neighbour and your friend you treat them with incredible suspicion at all times.
      d) the inclusion of a profit motive really just shows you didn't think this through. I mean if it wasn't a bad idea before it would definitely be now.

      Pretty soon you'll have lookouts on every street and alleyway.

      Yep great outcome. But that's a lot of people dedicating their time to the love of cleanliness. We would need a department to oversee this. We could even give it a catchy name like Ministry of Love. While you're at it you can give the entire program a catchy name like the "War on Butts". I'm sure it will work just as well as the war on drugs.

      You can't change culture and history by enforcement of laws that people will consider unfair. Also remember you're applying a solution that seems logical in your mind to people who are literally trading money for reduced lifespans with zero benefit. Good luck with that.

  15. Smokers are the worst by sycodon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't know what it is, but even nice respectable people who smoke don't seem to have any issue pitching their butts out the window when finished, often not even making sure they are out. Not just a few wildfires have been started by this behavior.

    Bizarre.

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    1. Re:Smokers are the worst by BLToday · · Score: 1

      Every year, at least one brush fire is started that way in California.

    2. Re:Smokers are the worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They don't care about their own body. Why would they care about the city? Generally speaking you can take it to the bank that smokers are either dumb or weak-willed. At the very least it shows poor decision making skills.

    3. Re:Smokers are the worst by saloomy · · Score: 1

      Citation Needed

    4. Re:Smokers are the worst by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      There are rarely fines for tossing cigarette butts on the ground, so smokers do it. People used to toss all kinds of garbage, but many cities instituted fines, and jacked them up until it stopped.

      Some idiot chucking a butt out a car window in an area just devastated by a forest fire recently got a $2500 fine. He complained in national media. He didn't get a lot of sympathy.

    5. Re:Smokers are the worst by Evtim · · Score: 2

      And the non smokers are just as bad. Really.

      The Dutch are a wonderful nation but one of the few black spots on their image is throwing stuff on the ground. It is truly depressing widespread behavior. A bunch of people walk through a park on the way to a venue and after that it is like the Huns have passed. The non-smokers will trow other trash - they are not at all less likely to do it.

      I know from my bird watching friends that every filter can cost a bird's, life because often they swallow them and suffocate. So I made an absolute commitment many years ago never to throw a cigaret butt on the ground and I followed through. However, I have seen (hours of commuting every day for more than a decade) people from all colors and social strata (truly, this is no PC!) throwing it on the ground NEXT to the designated ashtray!!! (on a train station for example). I have no explanation.

      I always try to hit them where it hurts (the Dutch love cheap and saving money) mentioning the high garbage collection tax - well you pay for someone to clean your mess. Don't complain or do not be messy!

    6. Re:Smokers are the worst by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Every year, at least one brush fire is started that way in California.

      That is less of a problem, since smoking rates in California have gone way down. California is now under 15%, and only Utah does better. Kentucky is the worst, at 30%.

      Smoking rates by state.

      One reason for California's low rate is their anti-smoking ads. Many states squandered their tobacco settlement money on ads about how smoking is unhealthy, which was not effective. California focused their ads on making smoking look stupid and uncool. There was a billboard on my commute with a man asking an attractive woman "Do you mind if I smoke?" Her reply "Do you mind if I fart?"

  16. Minute of hate by DCFusor · · Score: 1, Informative

    Let's have our minute of hate for those who grew up when smoking was cool and haven't been able to quit, despite a lot of hassle and hate. Then get real. Glad I didn't grow up around the hateful people posting on this (or the week older hackaday thread...and it looks like about the same dumb, intolerant crowd here). I smoked 44 years, then quit. It was EXTREMELY HARD to do. But I managed - and years later, it still tugs on me just about every day. When you've pulled that off, you can talk hateful about people who didn't do as well as you, maybe...but only maybe.
    But you jerks grew up when it was already uncool and never got addicted. Proud of yourself for just going with the flow? You got lucky, you weren't smarter or more disciplined. Don't feel so superior just because you had situation luck...
    Why not try actually being superior first. It's hard, it's why everyone can't be above average - or won't. Which are you? Most seem like they could, but won't. Lazy.

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    1. Re:Minute of hate by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 1

      Did you have this copied somewhere, just waiting for a thread that mentions smoking? Almost every post here is disparaging people who litter, not for smoking in general. The big reason non-smokers hate smokers is because they have to breathe your smoke in. If smokers didn't regularly expose the rest of us to their smoke and disgusting trash, you wouldn't have to post stuff like that, because we generally wouldn't care.

    2. Re:Minute of hate by thrich81 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'll end up saying something similar to the Reverend, maybe less angry. We're (at least not me) aren't intolerant of smokers, especially now that little of it is done inside. I recognize it's a tough addiction to kick (I can't even kick my mild desire for sugary sodas). What I don't care for is cigarette butts all over the place. I don't throw my soda cans on the ground, they go into a recycle bin. If smokers would do something similar and get the other smokers to do the same, I'd have no problems with it.

    3. Re:Minute of hate by DCFusor · · Score: 1

      No, I made it up on the spot after being disgusted at the unreasoning hate displayed here and last week on the same thread at Hackaday. If you think "pecking the eyes out of smokers" is about littering in general, you need to go some work on reading comprehension. Smokers might be jerks, but most picked up the habit when it was cool - and then couldn't put it down, ask anyone familiar with addiction how hard it is. As a smoker, I didn't force it on others, I went away from them once the majority switched to non smoking, but I never hated over it, even though I was in pain and actually the one losing my own life, and ashamed I couldn't quit something many say is harder to quit than opiods...
      And I gave up mod points - which are like a bucket in a tsunami sometimes - to post that.
      Hatred isn't justified for most situations. That's a big thing wrong in our world today, from virtue signalling without owning the virtue, to divide and conquer working on jerks just waiting for something easy to understand to fall for so they don't have to think...that blame passing thing gets real old if you're seen 60+ years of it.

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    4. Re:Minute of hate by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      You end up paying for them when they get cancer too. Either through your taxes, or through higher insurance premiums, depending how your country does it.

    5. Re:Minute of hate by avandesande · · Score: 1

      I am an ex-smoker too and I think the hatred is warranted.

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    6. Re:Minute of hate by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      I don't hate people who smoke - I hate people who smoke and are assholes about it. Smoke yourself silly when I don't have to smell it, fine by me. Smoke when it affects me, or make a mess that I have to deal with - no, that's not acceptable.

      BTW, I also grew up when smoking was cool and smoked for decades and quit as well - climb off your fucking cross.

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    7. Re:Minute of hate by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Amen to that, but what does any of it have to do with the littering problem being discussed here? Whether someone is suffering from an unfortunate addiction or not has no impact on their ability to dispose of their trash.

    8. Re:Minute of hate by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      Have you tried having your own opinions on what is "cool" or not? Since this is Slashdot, I'll bet a lot of people here were nerds before it was cool and were ostracized for it. Guess what? It's cool now. And maybe in a few years it won't be. Who cares? The real nerds will keep doing what they love.

      Regarding your point about superiority: You still see the world like a teenager. Because it's hard for you to do, you think you deserve some sort of an award. Guess what? In the real world, people respect you for things that are hard for them to do, like playing a Chopin piece perfectly, because it's something they can't do without months of practice. Nobody respects a toddler for learning to walk, even if it's the worst struggle it had ever faced in its short life.

    9. Re:Minute of hate by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Quit whining about people trying to help you. More restrictions on smoking mean its easier for ex-smokers to stay that way, and for current smokers to quit. You picked up a deadly addiction from some evil corporations. A bunch of people fought really hard to make what those corps did to you as illegal as they could. That's why smoking "wasn't cool" for the generation after you. The "hate" is peer pressure, harnessed and used for good.

      Perhaps you were quitting smoking when it was still permissible to smoke in public places like bars. I have friends who did that. They say the hardest time to resist their addiction was when they were in a room filled with people smoking. You don't have to face that now.

    10. Re:Minute of hate by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I did the research on that for an assignment in undergrad. At the time (and taxes haven't gone down since then), the average smoker in Canada paid quite a bit more in taxes than they took out in public health care for their lung cancer and emphysema. Smoking costs a truly unreasonable amount when you add up a lifetime of it, and smokers tend to die fairly quickly, young enough that they haven't cost much in health care or pensions as elderly people.

    11. Re:Minute of hate by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Well, one less reason to object then! Might even help fix the pension problem.

    12. Re:Minute of hate by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Yes, aside from the humanitarian issues, if we could get all the smokers to do it in isolation, it would be a pretty big net gain for society. Most places are pretty well toward that goal now, except for the littering issue.

      The humanitarian issue is pretty big though.

  17. Crows can be entertaining by boudie2 · · Score: 1

    There used to be a crow that turned up where I lived at the time who would take the bread thrown out for him and dunk it in a puddle before eating it. Kind of like dunking a doughnut in your coffee. Another time there were a bunch of crows flying around, they looked younger, and one of them did a barrel roll. It was very impressive.

    1. Re:Crows can be entertaining by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      One outside my grandmother's house when I was a kid learned to make a sound like a car alarm. It took me a while to figure out it was a crow. I'm pretty sure it did it purely for the enjoyment of watching the local BMW owner go running out to check his car.

  18. Re:While you're at it... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1
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  19. Re:Equip crows with GoPros by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    It's even easier to type something in a search engine.

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  20. If you are going to train the crows ... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...why train them to pick cigarette butts? Why can't you train them to poop on the smokers?

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    1. Re:If you are going to train the crows ... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      ...why train them to pick cigarette butts? Why can't you train them to poop on the smokers?

      That requires active training with video verification. Lots of work.

      This setup is more passive, and the verification can be automated and based on still frames of a known input receptacle.

      Maybe an AR headset for crows would be a good personal project for somebody? Probably not for everycrow, though.

  21. And a world of new possibilties... by arpad1 · · Score: 1

    ...opens up for organized labor.

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  22. I do this with dogs. by pubwvj · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We have a large pack of livestock working dogs on our farm. I taught one to pickup trash for treats. Others observed this and picked up the behavior. One of them figured out how to increase the price by breaking trash up into pieces and getting treats for each piece. Doganomics.

    http://sugarmtnfarm.com/2011/0...

    It's quite successful.

    1. Re:I do this with dogs. by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      > breaking trash up into pieces and getting treats for each piece.

      Wow, many humans don't understand that until age 3-4.

    2. Re:I do this with dogs. by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      We have used ASL for 30 years in our family - it's useful with pre-verbal children as they can sign before they can speak and it is useful in noisy environments like on the farm. Initially with the dogs we used signs in additions to whistles and spoken words - this is common with working dogs.

      One dog keyed in on signs and adapted them so that she was able to use them back to us in her own version much like baby-sign is a take off of ASL signing. There are some things a baby can't do for signs (crossing the midline is hard) and there are some things dogs can't do (finger motions) but many things they can do.

      Virtually simultaneous with that Yes and No started being used by the dogs to communicate back to us. This made it so we could ask questions and they could answer at the very least in Yes or No form. The understanding of language is greater than their ability to express in our pidgin so sometimes even now we fall back on that.

      Once these two things happened it was like the breaking of a dam such that in the past ten years communications expanded dramatically both to and from them with us. They even use some of this with each other. They also use some of our English words although they have very thick accents. Once you cut through the accent and learn the signs even someone from outside our family farm is able to understand them. All told they use about 300 words.

      They have a larger language than that of their own which we understand a little - I estimate their language to be at around 1,000 words in true dog as opposed to the pidgin combination of English, sign, whistles and dog that we use together. Compare that with humans who use 10,000 to 100,000 words. Pigs use about 30 words max. Chickens about ten. Ducks about six to eight words, I think. I know these species since we raise all of them on our farm out on pasture.

      I suspect that things are quite different in a confinement situation or in a singleton situation like most dogs have. Our dogs have the benefit of six generations of pack to pass on culture and language. Most dogs get 'adopted' by a human family and isolated from their own culture and most humans don't spend all that much time working with their dogs in contrast to a farm working dog pack so this situation may be ideal, not something we'll see in most dog situations. Interestingly, some of the dog language that I have picked up is used by other dogs that have no contact with our pack suggesting some universality and thus genetic and instinct similarly to how some words in human languages are similar across many languages and cultures.

      Note, the dogs, as far as I can tell, don't discuss deep philosophy or existentialism, etc. Communication is more about things that need doing, wants, predators, livestock, etc. They're farm dogs.

  23. Would it be possible by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    to simply make the cigarettes out of biodegradable materials ? Dissolves / decays when exposed to sunlight or water for X amount of time.

    I'm not a smoker so dunno how plausible it would be, but beats having animals picking up our trash.

    1. Re:Would it be possible by sfcat · · Score: 1

      to simply make the cigarettes out of biodegradable materials ? Dissolves / decays when exposed to sunlight or water for X amount of time.

      I'm not a smoker so dunno how plausible it would be, but beats having animals picking up our trash.

      Well done on that sarcasm. But lately there have been ads running claiming that butts last for some long amount of time which is clearly not true (otherwise this would be a real problem instead of some hatefest clickbait). So many people are seriously under the impression that they are not biodegradable for some weird reason.

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      "Those that start by burning books, will end by burning men."
  24. "No wait, I got space for more..." by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

    I was on vacation once, and there was this crow-like bird outside my vacation cabin. I'd thrown him bits of banana, and he'd gobbled them down.

    At some point, he must have gotten full, but he knows there's more banana available. All of a sudden, he regurgitates other food he'd eaten earlier (you could tell it was a different color), and carries on with the banana pieces.

  25. Re:Rude by arth1 · · Score: 1

    I think almost everybody is raised by their parents to throw garbage in the bin, instead of on the street. So why do smokers discard their cigarettes on the ground?

    Do you want them to toss it on the ground, or toss it in a bin where there's paper and other flammables? Think about it.

    If there's an ashtray around (and not one of those pole-with-a-hole designed by non-smokers with no clue how stubbing out a cigarette works), smokers will generally use it. But the anti-smokers don't want ashtrays.

    (And yes, I'm a non-smoker.)

  26. Re:As a young smoker... by ChoGGi · · Score: 1

    No, carrying around some bulky, fireproof container is not a viable solution.

    Back when I smoked I carried around a little latched tin container, it ain't hard.

    This level of nonsense is part of the reason I keep an e-cigarette always handy; you can use them just about anywhere which is a big upside on days when the weather is terrible.

    Oh you're one of them...

  27. Re:While you're at it... by ls671 · · Score: 1

    The solution is actually much simpler: make a "CrowBar" where the crows can go have a dump and get food in exchange.

    A friend of mine trained his parrot to shit in ashtrays so crows should be able to learn that, maybe other birds too.

    To refine the system, add bird facial recognition across stations and keep track of the intake versus the outtake and refuse to dispense food if the bird is not "clean".

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  28. Or take them from bins by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

    ... and would we ever know?

  29. Re:Rude by MiniMike · · Score: 1

    Do you want them to toss it on the ground, or toss it in a bin where there's paper and other flammables? Think about it.

    Part of the problem is the viewpoint that those are the only two options. It's your (or their) trash, dispose of it properly. Why is there an expectation that ashtrays should be provided at any random spot that someone might finish smoking? Like any other trash, hold onto it until there is a proper place to dispose of it. Throwing your trash on the ground should never be viewed as an acceptable option.

  30. Re:Rude by arth1 · · Score: 1

    Why is there an expectation that ashtrays should be provided at any random spot that someone might finish smoking? Like any other trash, hold onto it until there is a proper place to dispose of it.

    Unless there's a chance to stub it out, a typical cigarette will continue burning and melt the filter, and create a stench that's far worse than the tobacco smell, or burn the person's fingers. Or did you want them to stub it out on the nearest wall? Some do, and I think that's a far worse solution than dropping it and stepping on it.

    Best would be if smokers didn't smoke, but they do, and I personally prefer to (a) provide usable ashtrays, and when ashtrays aren't available, (b) for the smoker to dispose of the fire hazard on a patch of fire-proof ground, not a container of flammables, and (c) any other solution.

  31. Re:Rude by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Nah, random reinforcement actually works better. You catch one chucking a butt, you fine them. Yes, you miss 99% of the times. But you make the one time hurt enough, and they stop doing it.

    When I was a kid people tossed all kinds of litter. You'd be driving along and see McDonalds cups go flying out car windows pretty routinely. Now? Very rarely.

  32. Re:Rude by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    There are lots of other options. Carry your own ashtray with a lid. I've even seen nice leather cases that do that duty. They're stylish and everything.

    Smokers are and have always been irresponsible and entitled regarding their habit. Many of them still deny the problems with second hand smoke and think it's terribly unfair that they can't just smoke anywhere they want.

    I very occasionally enjoy a cigar. I definitely do not chuck it on the ground when I'm done. I dispose of it responsibly, like an adult, not like a smoker.

  33. Re:As a young smoker... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Yup.

    "I'm so courteous I don't understand why non-smokers think I'm disgusting. Yes, I throw burning litter on the ground, but it would be mildly inconvenient for me to carry it with me and dispose if it properly."

  34. Re:Rude by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure when I last saw a bin that didn't include an ashtray in its design. Do people violently oppose installing them where you live?

  35. Re:Rude by mark-t · · Score: 1
    They can (and sometimes will) do that already... it doesn't work worth shit, because it's so rare that they actually will catch someone doing it. The percentage of enforcement is so tiny that nobody else ever bats an eye.

    How often do you see people smoking in areas near buildings where there are clearly labelled no-smoking signs. I see it all the time where I live. I have known countless people that smoke, but only know of one person I've met in my entire life that ever actually got a fine for doing this. They do it because the enforcement is so random and infrequent that nobody takes it seriously until it happens to them... (and if it does, they feel unjustly persecuted, because so many others are getting away with it).

  36. Mental image by Ebsolas · · Score: 1

    The mental image this paints feels more like something Salvador Dali would paint.

  37. Feed Gulls with a Ghetto Blaster going by PennyHassett · · Score: 1

    Not my idea, and I can't find the original, but I like the suggestion of feeding gulls from a car with a ghetto blaster going at full volume.

  38. Re:Rude by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Yes, there's a certain threshold, but it doesn't have to be particularly frequent, so long as the fine hurts enough. If you have a 0.001% chance of getting caught and the fine is $50, who cares? If you have a 0.01% chance of getting caught and the fine is $5000... somebody you know is going to have gotten stomped. And that's going to make you think twice.

    There was a news story about a guy tossing a lit cigarette out of his car in an area that's had a lot of bad forest fires. A cop saw him and threw the book: a multi-thousand dollar fine. Then the guy got roasted in the national media after complaining. Want to bet he doesn't chuck butts out his window anymore?

    I agree with ramping up enforcement, and fines. Make the fines pay for the extra enforcement. When the problem goes away, you can reduce things again.

  39. Re:Rude by arth1 · · Score: 1

    There are lots of other options. Carry your own ashtray with a lid. I've even seen nice leather cases that do that duty. They're stylish and everything.

    Yeah, and you can trade them in for a Mogwai.

    But they require both hands, and from what I can tell, smokers a much as anyone else often carry stuff. Any solution expected to work has to be convenient. Perhaps the greatest convenience is to ban smoking altogether and subsidize personal mist devices for ex-smokers.

    A problem I see as bigger is bottlecaps. They harm nature more than cigarette butts which dissolve within months.

  40. Re:Rude by arth1 · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure when I last saw a bin that didn't include an ashtray in its design. Do people violently oppose installing them where you live?

    No, but they're either designed by someone who has never been around smokers and lack a way to extinguish or de-ember cigarettes, they are waterlogged due to bad placement or lack of awning, or if by a miracle they are actual usable ashtrays, they're full of paper waste that others have tossed there, being too lazy to even aim for the hole a few inches lower, making it hazardous to use them as an ashtray.

    Egotism and laziness isn't something that smokers have a monopoly on. I remember my old place of work, where the smoking room had a sign saying "If you don't put teabags in my ashtray, I won't put cigarette butts in your tea".

    I don't see cigarette butts as more of a problem than leaves or dead insects. Since the 60s, filters are made to dissolve, and the tobacco, well that's leaves. Chewing gum and bottle caps is a much bigger menace in my opinion.

  41. Forget about cigarette butts, what about pigeons? by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

    Too bad that won't work for pigeons. I used to take light rail from a station near downtown -- and a grain elevator.

    There were pigeons all over, and a lot of pigeon crap -- despite those spiky anti-roosting strips all over the bridge and platform.

    Even if only a tiny fraction of 1% of the grain hauled to the grain elevator falls off, that's still enough to keep hundreds of pigeons fed.

    I'm surprised some hawks don't take advantage of the easy pickings.

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  42. Re:Rude by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    What's a Mogwai? The first few pages of Google say it's a Scottish rock band.

    That's an option. Short of banning it entirely, have a license to buy cigarettes. If you get caught littering you lose your license, but you can apply again in six months. Applications require submission of 100 cigarette butts.

    I see very few bottle caps around. None at all on city streets, and very rarely in parks. People in the park who have caps take them along, or throw them away. Yet the very same people think nothing of tossing a cigarette butt on the ground.

  43. This devalues work by eneville · · Score: 1

    Currently there are people paid to do the work of tidying the streets. For every crow "employed" through payment in form of feed, a community service worker will miss out on a role. Community service could become more akin to helping the aged, but there are qualified people doing these roles. So there is a knock on effect. It's great to train the crows to do something that appears worthwhile, but why not have them do something that humans can't currently do?

  44. Re: Rude by Brockmire · · Score: 1

    Driving cars from one place to another has a number of uses and benefits. Littering butts is considered the same? Where is ANY benefit? You keep telling yourself that, but you're still a piece of shit.