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The Oceanic Pole of Inaccessibility: Where Spacecraft Go To Die (bbc.com)

dryriver writes: Whether you launch a satellite into space or an entire space station like the Russian Mir, the Chinese Tiangong-1 or the International Space Station, what goes up must eventually come down -- re-enter earth's atmosphere. The greater the mass of what is in space -- Mir weighed 120 tons, the ISS weighs 450 tons and will be decommissioned in a decade -- the greater the likelihood that larger parts will not burn up completely during re-entry and crash to earth at high velocity. So there is a need for a place on earth where things falling back from space are least likely to cause damage or human casualties. The Oceanic Pole Of Inaccessibility is one of two such places.

The place furthest away from land -- it lies in the South Pacific some 2,700km (1,680 miles) south of the Pitcairn Islands -- somewhere in the no-man's land, or rather no-man's-sea, between Australia, New Zealand and South America, has become a favorite crash site for returning space equipment. "Scattered over an area of approximately 1,500 sq km (580 sq miles) on the ocean floor of this region is a graveyard of satellites. At last count there were more than 260 of them, mostly Russian," reports the BBC. "The wreckage of the Space Station Mir also lies there... Many times a year the supply module that goes to the International Space Station burns up in this region incinerating the station's waste." The International Space Station will also be carefully brought down in this region when its mission ends. No one is in any danger because of this controlled re-entry into our atmosphere. The region is not fished because oceanic currents avoid the area and do not bring nutrients to it, making marine life scarce.

100 comments

  1. dammit...EVERY time we go fishing here by turkeydance · · Score: 4, Funny

    something falls and scares the fish away

    1. Re: dammit...EVERY time we go fishing here by schleimkeim · · Score: 2

      what the fuck is wrong with you?

    2. Re: dammit...EVERY time we go fishing here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for covering all the bases.

    3. Re:dammit...EVERY time we go fishing here by Striikerr · · Score: 1

      Yes, but look at all of those tasty 3-eyed fish we catch in this area during the quiet times!

  2. WHY?!? by DatbeDank · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We've spent so much money building the ISS and they think it's ok to just let it fall into the ocean after melting into a hunk of metal?

    What's the f*cking point of this at all? So we can say, "yeah at one time we had a livable tin can in the sky!"

    Am I the only one who is infuriated by this? The ISS is our only viable space platform for anything and these short sighted dip $hits think it's a disposable research toy.

    Anything we send up there should be thought of as being up there for damn good (unless it really is useless trash). It's an investment for the future even if it seems silly now. Build off of the damn thing FFS!

    1. Re:WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sign over $100B more of your tax money so it can be funneled to large congressional donor companies to build a new one.

      That's how America works, don't you get that?

    2. Re:WHY?!? by ccb621 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Gravity. What goes up will eventually come down unless it is pushed up again. If a satellite is beyond its lifespan, or the station is no longer feasible to maintain—whether the cost is too great, or there are no more experiments—it has to come down. Keeping it up costs resources—fuel.

    3. Re: WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Who are "we"? Who are you talking about, your cousins in nasa?

    4. Re:WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Better than yet another weapons program.

    5. Re:WHY?!? by fisted · · Score: 2

      Something something component design life

    6. Re: WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not sure if troll or American who voted for Trump....

      Earth Moon distance = 238,900 mi

      ISS Orbit height = 254 mi

    7. Re: WHY?!? by Pikoro · · Score: 0, Troll

      You don't really know much about how things work in space do you?

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    8. Re:WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Am I the only one who is infuriated by this? The ISS is our only viable space platform for anything and these short sighted dip $hits think it's a disposable research toy.

      Do you really think NASA are a bunch of short-sighted dipshits who put billions in hardware into space, kept it continuously occupied for 16 years and 354 days since the arrival of Expedition 1 on 2 November 2000, and spent millions on its upkeep, tracking, re-supply missions so they can treat it as a disposable research toy?????

      No, the more likely answer is you're a fucking idiot, and have no concept of just how hard it is to get there, but that like all machines it has a useful lifespan and will eventually wear out or need replacing?

      If idiotic politicians don't kill funding, with luck a replacement will be in place before they de-orbit the damned thing. But don't make the childish mistake of thinking these guys don't plan on milking everything they can from it.

      You may be an idiot, but they sure aren't.

      This is hard shit. But nothing humans makes lasts forever.

    9. Re:WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With your sad misunderstanding of all things science, why are you hanging out around here?

    10. Re: WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where better??

    11. Re: WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    12. Re: WHY?!? by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 5, Informative

      Bullshit. The ISS costs *nothing* to keep up since it is positioned at exactly the point where Earth's gravity equals the moon's gravity, so it just hangs there. The only reason it's being decommissioned is so that they can launch another one that was designed by women and people of color.

      No, it's in low earth orbit. You're thinking of a Lagrange point, which is much further out. There's actually atmospheric drag on the ISS such that, without periodic corrections, will drag it down out of orbit. That's true of ANY low earth orbit satellite, of course.

      At it's current altitude, the ISS orbit decays about 100m per day. And the lower it dips into the upper atmosphere, the faster the rate of decay becomes. Without correctional boosts, the ISS would probably fall from they sky relatively quickly. I've seen estimations of approximately six months or so.

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    13. Re: WHY?!? by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      I fear you're feeding the trolls...

    14. Re:WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose it's better than actual weapons systems, but you do realize that things like the Space Shuttle, SLS, and many other "civilian space programs" funnel a disturbing amount of money into the coffers of defense contractors right? The SRBs are built and fueled by Thinkol/Orbital ATK, a munitions manufacturer. Hubbles main mirror was a spare for a spy satellite. And SLS is just a smorgasbord of defense contractors (ATK, Boeing, Lockheed, AR). "Strangely", the second an actual civilian company got into the market, launch service costs dropped "quite a bit" ($65-120M from $200-450M).

    15. Re:WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're righter than you imagine. Space is fake. Earth is flat.

    16. Re: WHY?!? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

      At it's current altitude, the ISS orbit decays about 100m per day. And the lower it dips into the upper atmosphere, the faster the rate of decay becomes. Without correctional boosts, the ISS would probably fall from they sky relatively quickly. I've seen estimations of approximately six months or so.

      Pseudoscientific technobabble. I know from my decades of watching Star Trek that objects in low planetary orbit have mere hours before they burn up in the atmosphere. And also that, as the orbit decays, there’s lots of faster and faster beeping, and all the instrument panels start to spark and smoke.

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    17. Re:WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > We've spent so much money building the ISS and they think it's ok to just let it fall into the ocean after melting into a hunk of metal?

      So, when its has outlived its safe design life, what should we do with it? Spend billions of dollars carefully disassembling it and brining the worn out, useless parts back down to earth to be melted down as scrap? We don't yet have orbital recycling facilities, so you _have_ to pay the cost to get a box into orbit, the cost to box that shit up, the cost to throw it back down to earth, and the cost to retrieve and process it.

      All that to melt down a few hundred tons of useless metal?

    18. Re:WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the strategy of sitting back and relaxing here on Earth worked sooooo well for the Dinosaurs, most of the Archosaurs, the trilobites, etc. Earth is nice and all, but it REALLLY likes rendering species that inhabit it extinct. 99.9% of species that have existed on it are now extinct.

    19. Re: WHY?!? by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I never underestimate the depths of someone's ignorance. And oddly enough, it's often in direct proportion to the zeal with which they show it off.

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    20. Re:WHY?!? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 0

      At the current rate that Elon Musk, et. al. are ramping up their space efforts, by the time ISS is ready for decommission it may have a resale value to some entrepreneur wanting to save the high costs of building their own orbital infrastructure. The first fixer-upper in space actually may end up at a Lagrange point as a way station.

    21. Re: WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sell it on eBay, launch a Kickstarter?

    22. Re: WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't really know much about how things work in space do you?

      The GP is a troll. The comment was only posted to get a reaction.

    23. Re: WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shipping would be a bitch and a half!

    24. Re: WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the conspirators are so brilliant, why do they even need you around?

    25. Re:WHY?!? by Miamicanes · · Score: 3, Interesting

      NASA has official plans to deorbit the ISS if it loses funding because it's required by law to have such plans.

      Russia would never, EVER allow NASA to actually go through with it.

      If NASA sent a demolition crew up to the ISS to start taking it apart, Russia would promptly evict them & announce they were taking over the station.

      The US would bitch & moan, compare it to space piracy, and threaten retaliation. Russia would roll its eyes and point out that we were planning to junk it anyway.

      After a week or two of tense negotiations, the presidents of the US and Russia would hold a press conference to announce their deal... the creation of a new commercial space resort, transfer of the American modules to it in exchange for partial ownership of the new venture, and an agreement by Russia to maintain it going forward. A few already-wealthy Russian oligarchs become even wealthier, the US declines to cash its dividend checks, space tourism becomes a reality (driven by the acquisition of a prohibitively-expensive asset for free) and the space station continues in orbit for another hundred years.

      The fact is, Russia would be insane NOT to do it. Even if the US side became completely derelict and ceased to be habitable over time, it would STILL be valuable as a source of recyclable raw materials already in orbit. Or even just a place to store shit that's halfway between "garbage" and "stuff that might be useful for something, someday".

    26. Re:WHY?!? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      You are an idiot of grand proportions. The chances of humans going extinct have no bearing what-so-ever on whether space is a dead end.

    27. Re:WHY?!? by Miamicanes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "safe design life" has an entire range of meanings. A module that was built to be safely habitable by human occupants might cease to be safe for that purpose, but still might be useful as a storage area. Kind of like how a damp basement might not be suitable for a bedroom, but is perfectly OK for use as a laundry room & place to store nearly-worthless junk for decades.

      Maintaining things in low earth orbit costs money, but it's NOTHING compared to the cost of getting stuff up there in the first place.

    28. Re: WHY?!? by rl117 · · Score: 3, Funny

      They can do free direct delivery. But only once.

    29. Re: WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So umm, when you designed YOUR part of it, what lifespan did you engineer it to? Or am I misunderstanding your use of we, us and them?

    30. Re:WHY?!? by bobbied · · Score: 2

      Actually, they will just deorbit it piece by piece... The Russians, who have the technical means of launching replacement parts, but cannot afford to and the USA which has the money but not the technical means must both agree to keep this running, or it comes down in a blaze of glory.

      Neither country can maintain this station alone, at least right now. Together, the plan is to keep things going by slowly replacing pieces and parts with new, one module at a time and deorbiting the junk. If they both don't agree, then the US shuts down it's technology and the Russians stop supplying the station and it's all over...

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    31. Re: WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "At it's current altitude"

      it's means it is. I never underestimate the depths of someone's ignorance

    32. Re:WHY?!? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Anything we send up there should be thought of as being up there for damn good

      It's in low-earth orbit. It's only up there until we stop sending fuel to power the rockets.

    33. Re: WHY?!? by omnichad · · Score: 3, Insightful

      instrument panels start to spark and smoke.

      I've always wondered why futuristic societies left surge suppression out of their control panel designs. Seems like any direct hit to shields causes a ripple current to feed back into the control circuits.

    34. Re:WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you do realize that things like the Space Shuttle, SLS, and many other "civilian space programs" funnel a disturbing amount of money into the coffers of defense contractors right?

      And that matters why? Are you trying to claim that those defense contractors over-priced the peaceful projects in order to offer weapons projects at a discount?

    35. Re:WHY?!? by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      Do you drive a 16-year-old car? At some point it will cost more money to be renovating and repairing the ISS than it would to put up a new one.

    36. Re: WHY?!? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      To be pedantic, if he's talking about anything he's talking about L! without knowing about it, and that's not a stable Lagrange point. Were the ISS at L1, it would have to counter any force, and wouldn't stay there for free. L4 and L5, in the Moon's orbit, are stable, and something that's in there will tend to stay there.

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    37. Re: WHY?!? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Probably designed by people who went to the same school as the people who designated a standard orbit as being in the planet's atmosphere.

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    38. Re:WHY?!? by PmanAce · · Score: 1

      Let me put it this way. You read a book. When you are done with it and you move you decide to give it away.

      You: What a waste of money it was in buying it and giving it to someone, I lost x dollars!!!
      Sane person: I'll remember what I read and apply that knowledge in the future, sweet!!!

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    39. Re:WHY?!? by torkus · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, SpaceX has been launching resupply missions which include replacement parts.

      If you mean replacement MODULES, well TBD as we haven't added any since SpaceX has gotten it's act together as far as I know.

      With the Falcon Heavy and and BFS I don't expect there'd be much issue with launching modules. It's more a matter of planned obsolescence. Some critical components that aren't (easily) replaceable have a designed lifetime...and then you have to re-evaluate or retire.

      With SpaceX and others ramping up it's not really the launch capability anymore. It's the design...we could LAUNCH a whole new space station fairly easily but designing and building it costs and costs and costs. Welcome to politics driving decisions instead of engineers per usual.

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    40. Re: WHY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They probably think that the moon is a giant flat disc 1000 miles away from Earth.

    41. Re:WHY?!? by mikael · · Score: 1

      Glue a heatshield to the Earth facing side, add some delta wings to each segment worth saving and glide it back to Earth.

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    42. Re:WHY?!? by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

      This is hard shit. But nothing humans makes lasts forever.

      Hard shit? Oh come on now. This ain't rocket science.

    43. Re:WHY?!? by bobbied · · Score: 1

      We cannot launch any large modules right now, only the Russians can. We also cannot launch personnel, only Russia can. It's only been recently that we've been able to get supplies delivered.

      I fully understand that this is hopefully going to change soon, but as of right now, we are totally dependent on the Russians to get people or large parts to the ISS.

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  3. "avoid" by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    The region is not fished because oceanic currents avoid the area and do not bring nutrients to it, making marine life scarce.

    Of course the currents "avoid" the area, spacecraft routinely rain down on it.

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  4. If I could put Trump in a bottle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know where I'd put that bottle.

  5. Space is fake. Earth is flat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Space is fake. Earth is flat. Everything that comes back from space has to best be buried where no one will find out what it really is.

    Sometimes, they screw up and things come down when they shouldn't, Truman Show style. Space balls, looking very much like Sputnik, might be a bit of a clue as to what satellites really are.

  6. really its name is R'lyeh by at10u8 · · Score: 2

    and dumping spacecraft there risks angering the Great Old Ones

  7. Call of Cthulhu module? by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bombing a lifeless void in the South Pacific with space junk....what could go wrong?

    1. Re: Call of Cthulhu module? by bestweasel · · Score: 1

      Exotic materials and radioactive power sources in an isolated deep sea trench. Do they want giant mutant sea creatures ravaging thousands of square miles of ocean? Because that's how you get giant mutant sea creatures ravaging thousands of square miles of ocean.

  8. maybe not AT it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The pole itself might get very little fishing traffic, but the area within a few hundred km of it certainly gets traffic of other kinds (look at the marinetraffic.com map).

    1. Re:maybe not AT it by careysub · · Score: 1

      Thanks for calling attention to this site. Never knew it existed.

      When I look at the map I see an elliptical zone that is 19 degrees tall and twice that in length (that is too say, about 2000 km by 4000 km) in which there is exactly one vessel (a fishing vessel).

      A bullseye in this zone would be at least 1000 km from any other vessels, except for that one fishing boat, and they could miss him by at least 500 km.

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  9. Rods From God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Troll must be thinking of the tungsten telephone pole kinetic weapons floating in gravity equilibrium with the moon.

    "Rods From God" designed to take out underground bunkers.

    Who knew? ;)

  10. Butterflies and Hurricanes by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

    "The Oceanic Pole of Inaccessibility" sounds like the title of a prog-rock album.

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    1. Re: Butterflies and Hurricanes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that what your boyfriend calls your limp cock?

  11. Seems like a good place to... by Webmoth · · Score: 1

    Seems like a good place to dump vitrified radioactive waste.

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    1. Re:Seems like a good place to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cause we all love to eat fish in the dark

  12. Reasons for ISS low earth orbit by knorthern+knight · · Score: 4, Informative

    Why 254 miles above the earth's surface, where there's still some atmospheric drag, you ask?

    1) Minor reason... to keep down fuel costs of sending people+supplies up to it. The trade-off is fuel costs of constant burns to keep ISS in orbit.

    2) Major reason... the lower Van Allen radiation belt begins approx 500 km (approx 300 miles) above the earth's surface. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... A moon mission (or beyond) would pass through the belts in a matter of hours; ditto for re-entry returning to earth. With sufficient shielding, you get the equivalant of a few whole-body X-rays. A 6-month mission inside the belts (i.e. above 300 miles) would probably be fatal.

    Note that the belts trap charged particles, which would require shielding once you get beyond the belts. The Apollo lunar missions needed that extra sheilding. And that only sufficed for ordinary conditions. Had the sun had shot out a major solar flare pointed toward us during an Apollo mission, the astronauts would've been dead, no ifs, ands, ors, buts.

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    1. Re:Reasons for ISS low earth orbit by 4wdloop · · Score: 3, Informative

      Thanks, that explains LEO and constant falling down. But since it costs so much to bring anything up, would it still be very valuable to keep it flying with fueling it?

      I suspect the maintenance is more than just fuel. The heat/cool, air, seals, power all require machinery that breaks so there is a constant need of attention. I used to have a sailboat, it too kept dissolving even if not used.

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    2. Re:Reasons for ISS low earth orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would an ion drive be sufficient to keep the IIS in orbit??

    3. Re:Reasons for ISS low earth orbit by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I used to have a sailboat, it too kept dissolving even if not used.

      That in particular doesn't happen to spacecraft, though. Instead of corrosion being a big problem, you have to worry about impacts. One paint chip can ruin your whole day... And any dynamic seals can always fail, usually while in motion.

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    4. Re:Reasons for ISS low earth orbit by careysub · · Score: 2

      I suspect the maintenance is more than just fuel. The heat/cool, air, seals, power all require machinery that breaks so there is a constant need of attention. I used to have a sailboat, it too kept dissolving even if not used.

      And you suspect rightly. The workload of maintaining the ISS is almost two full time people. It could not be left unoccupied for long and expect its systems to remain intact and functioning - though there would be less stress on the system with no one on board. Some type of hard shut-down procedure to mothball it would be required, and probably require spending more money on special equipment to do it. And then reactivating it later would be an untried operation.

      And then there will be frequent reboosting cost, which is currently done about once a month.

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    5. Re:Reasons for ISS low earth orbit by careysub · · Score: 1

      The ISS requires 7,000 kg of fuel for reboosting and attitude control each year. The experimental Ad Astra VF-200 200 kW VASIMR electromagnetic thruster has been under consideration for providing his capability, and would consume 300 kg of argon a year. So resupply would still be needed, just not as much.

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    6. Re:Reasons for ISS low earth orbit by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      ISS is at a relatively low altitude for one reason and one reason only - the Soyuz spacecraft couldn't reach it if it were any higher.

  13. I am betting many spy mission there by aepervius · · Score: 1

    If the region is not too deep, I am betting many spy mission went there on many side to try to see if a few military satellite could not be fished out of the bunch...

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    1. Re:I am betting many spy mission there by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      After being heated up to > 1000C I doubt there'd be anything left intact to make it worth recovering. Plus you can guarantee that any spy satellite will have been built so that the top secret espoinage parts are the first to burn up upon re-entry and all that reaches the sea is whatevers left of the core structure and motors.

  14. why - good question - what are the costs? by 4wdloop · · Score: 1

    There is definitely a constant recurring cost of keeping it up there (it keeps falling down so it needs fuel)...but it costs millions to bring up anything to even this LEO...
    So is it not worth maintaining even the structure of ISS? For storage space, lab space, food cultivation?
    Is it perhaps the effort of maintaining it cooled, heated, aired and sealed?

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  15. ISS weighs almost nothing by Tomahawk · · Score: 0

    The ISS is in freefall around the earth. As such, it has no weight. Similarly, the earth, which is in freefall around the sun, also has no weight.

    The ISS does, however, has a _mass_ of around 420 tonnes (462 tones).

    1. Re:ISS weighs almost nothing by tehcyder · · Score: 0

      the earth, which is in freefall around the sun, also has no weight.

      Duh, so if the Earth weighs nothing why can't I pick it up and kick it like a football at your head?

      You really haven't thought this through, have you?

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    2. Re:ISS weighs almost nothing by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      Why isn't there a "+1 Pedantic" option :)

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    3. Re:ISS weighs almost nothing by Tomahawk · · Score: 1

      Because it has mass -- to move it will still require a proportionately appropriate amount of force.

      Weight is caused by the effect of gravity upon mass (mass is in kilograms, weight is in Newtons). Any object in free-fall has no weight (as g is 0 at that moment in time), hence why astronauts on the ISS can 'float'.

      Have a read of this book, specifically the essay "The man who massed the earth": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  16. Two birds with one stone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not start an official /. conspiracy theory? Hasn't anyone else heard about the Men in Blue with epaulets plan to deorbit the ISS into Pyongyang?

  17. If by store worthless junk you mean... by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

    ...have a bunch of moldy garbage that your children need to clean up and dispose of when you die.

  18. Insert catchy title here by homebru · · Score: 1

    We are only now beginning to realize that dumping trash from our coastal cities into the seas is not a good idea. How much longer to realize the same about space trash?

    Abort to sun.

    1. Re:Insert catchy title here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Insert catchy title here by cellocgw · · Score: 2

      We are only now beginning to realize that dumping trash from our coastal cities into the seas is not a good idea. How much longer to realize the same about space trash?

      On the off chance that, being Monday and all, I'm not being trolled here: The total mass or volume of space junk that's made it back to Earth is dwarfed by the mass of trash that NYC hauls out to sea every day. Multiply that by the number of reasonably large cities and see how much of a dent in the total trash mass space-sourced stuff makes.

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    3. Re:Insert catchy title here by homebru · · Score: 1

      The idea that a very large "bad behavior" is tolerated does not mean that a smaller "bad behavior" must/should similarly be tolerated.

      The oceans are not infinitely capable of absorbing our junk.

    4. Re:Insert catchy title here by G00F · · Score: 1

      I don't think you grasp the shear difference in volume. Not to mention the difference of the materials

      I've read New York City barges dumps 36,000 tons of garbage into the ocean daily. (dated figure from 2008) Completed ISS 450 tons, satellites weigh from 150lbs-3000lbs's.

      Most will burn off leaving disfigured rocks of mostly metal. The stuff NYC dumps, bet it's not the easy recycles (metal).

      I wonder how much work would it take to have it crash/land on the moon, where even as a wreck would be useful.

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  19. Where is R'lyeh again? by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

    And why are we dumping our trash on their heads . .. . . . .

  20. Re:Space is fake. Earth is flat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The moon missions aren't fake; they just look that way.

    The lunar eclipse isn't impossible; it just looks that way.

    The solar eclipse isn't impossible; it just looks that way.

    Einstein's theories aren't non-falsifiable; it just looks that way.

    Trust me!

  21. Extreme Blast Fishing by DrYak · · Score: 1

    So basically, instead of mundane Dynamite Blast Fishing, you go Orbital Re-entry Blast Fishing ?
    Man that's quite a level of awesomeness.

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  22. Entirely the point by DrYak · · Score: 3, Informative

    There's actually atmospheric drag on the ISS such that, without periodic corrections, will drag it down out of orbit. That's true of ANY low earth orbit satellite, of course.

    At it's current altitude, the ISS orbit decays about 100m per day. And the lower it dips into the upper atmosphere, the faster the rate of decay becomes. Without correctional boosts, the ISS would probably fall from they sky relatively quickly. I've seen estimations of approximately six months or so.

    Which is entirely the point of using that orbit.
    Anything else beside the ISS (i.e.: debris) will lack said boost and will eventually fall from the sky rather quickly, which means that such low orbit are relatively clean and only contain the few man-made object that can actually boost and nothing else: this means a lot less risks of debris/micro-meteorite impact and a lot less necessary collision-avoidance corrections.

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  23. Is there a direct flight from Melbourne to Lima? by XNormal · · Score: 1

    If there is, it would pass right there.

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  24. Re: Is there a direct flight from Melbourne to Lim by XNormal · · Score: 1

    Slashdot ate my link.

    there

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  25. Magnetic junk collector by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

    Generate a large magnetic field to attrack space junk to the ISS. Once a sufficient amount of junk is collected, _then_ allow it to fall to the Earth.

  26. Yet another blow against "climate change" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all the dead satellites being dumped in the ocean that is making sea levels rise.

  27. 47 deg 8'60.00"S 126 deg 43'0.00"W by cstacy · · Score: 1

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

    That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.
    Meanwhile, Cthulu is likely getting pissed about all the junk being dumped...

  28. It's near where Cthulhu lives by Required+Snark · · Score: 1
    Cthulhu is trapped in R'lyeh, according to The Call of Cthulhu

    Lovecraft claims R'lyeh is located at 479S 12643WCoordinates: 479S 12643W in the southern Pacific Ocean. Writer August Derleth, a contemporary correspondent of Lovecraft, placed R'lyeh at 4951S 12834W. The latter coordinates place the city approximately 5,100 nautical miles (9,400 km) from the actual island of Pohnpei (Ponape), the location of the fictional "Ponape Scripture". Both locations are close to the Pacific pole of inaccessibility (4852.6S 12323.6W), a point in the ocean farthest from any land mass.

    The real question is why the Old Ones want all those satellites...

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