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Tesla's Mass Firings Spread To SolarCity as Employees Say They Were Blindsided (cnbc.com)

Tesla has laid off over 200 employees from its SolarCity business for performance reasons, just over a week after firing hundreds more from its motor vehicle division. From a report: Employee dismissals at Tesla are continuing, according to six former and current employees, and have spread from its motor division to SolarCity offices across the U.S. Echoing reports from earlier this month, these SolarCity employees say they were surprised to be told they were fired for performance reasons, claiming Tesla had not conducted performance reviews since acquiring the solar energy business. Earlier this month, Tesla began firing hundreds of employees after it announced a recall of 11,000 Model X SUVs. Tesla had already announced plans to lay off 205 SolarCity employees at its Roseville, California, office by the end of October this year. However, SolarCity employees across the country have been fired in the last two weeks -- not just in California, but also in Nevada, Arizona, Utah and beyond, according to these employees.

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  1. Happened to me by 110010001000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am one of those affected. Anyone have a $50,000 per year job for me in Silicon Valley in IT?

    1. Re:Happened to me by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      you'll need more than that in Silicon Valley, find out what the cost of living index is for there (or anyplace else you'd relocate) compared to where you were

      Claiming performance reasons without performance review or HR documentation of performance problems can be basis for lawsuit in many states.

    2. Re:Happened to me by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I get a Christmas bonus too.

    3. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am one of those affected. Anyone have a $50,000 per year job for me in Silicon Valley in IT?

      $50,000 in Silicon Valley? Isn't that like living in poverty? I'd suggest moving, you can get 50k+ IT jobs in places with very low cost of living.

    4. Re:Happened to me by jonsmirl · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't see why this is news. It is common for large companies to dump their bottom 5% of performers annually. Some even dump their bottom 10%. Of course, this is no fun if you are one of the ones impacted.

    5. Re:Happened to me by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      It's a joke. He's having a go at another poster who would frequently make comments about his $50k IT job in California, among other things. It's kind of a meme at this point.

    6. Re:Happened to me by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      Were you trying to unionize? That was the claim made the other day.

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    7. Re:Happened to me by 110010001000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you are saying I am a bottom performer?

    8. Re:Happened to me by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Claiming performance reasons without performance review or HR documentation of performance problems can be basis for lawsuit in many states.

      I actually was wondering "why" Tesla and co was giving any reason for letting people go.

      Aren't most states "right to work" states? In those states you can quit or be terminated for no reason at all, and in most cases, no formal notice time has to be given, although 2 weeks is customary.

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    9. Re:Happened to me by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Claiming performance reasons without performance review or HR documentation of performance problems can be basis for lawsuit in many states.

      The claim is that Tesla hasn’t done any new performance reviews since they acquired Solar City. These folks may very well have been reviewed prior to the acquisition, in which case Tesla may be using those reviews as a basis for these firings... although at this point those reviews would be at least a year old, which would seem problematic if there hasn’t been any follow-up.

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    10. Re:Happened to me by FatCashewsSlapMe · · Score: 0, Troll

      Cousin! Stop raping those tranny goats! Give up this life of sin and cream corn!

    11. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please stop posting.

    12. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you stopped raping your neighbors' goats?

    13. Re:Happened to me by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1, Informative

      I actually was wondering "why" Tesla and co was giving any reason for letting people go.

      Aren't most states "right to work" states? In those states you can quit or be terminated for no reason at all, and in most cases, no formal notice time has to be given, although 2 weeks is customary.

      That would be "at-will employment."

      "Right-to-work" is about union busting.

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    14. Re:Happened to me by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      Anyone have a $50,000 per year job for me in Silicon Valley in IT?

      If you are good I'm sure you can find a $50k / yr job. The problem is you'll need at least twice that to live here. Even at $100k a house is probably out of the question.

    15. Re:Happened to me by farble1670 · · Score: 2

      Tesla may be using those reviews as a basis for these firings

      Were they firings or layoffs? Big difference.

      Most tech companies do this thing every couple of years where they "realign their business" which is code for layoff any bottom feeders without having to do the paperwork and avoiding possible legal action related to a firing.

    16. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're a moron.

    17. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Right-to-work" is about union busting.

      It is about having the choice to belong to a union or not.

    18. Re:Happened to me by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 3, Funny

      Anyone have a $50,000 per year job for me in Silicon Valley in IT?

      Does it have to be in IT . . . ? Otherwise $50,000 per year is what a good housekeeper in Silicon Valley expects.

      Your experience at Tesla will be a big plus, since potential employers will think that you are capable of washing their model S . . .

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    19. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were they firings or layoffs? Big difference.

      Actually, in the big picture, small difference. In both cases the affected are unemployed because they are no longer needed.

    20. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Claiming a cause that hasn't happened is a basis for a lawsuit in every state: it's called fraud; it is also potentially liable, too. Additionally, not only could Tesla be facing lawsuits from its now former-employees, this could be construed as an SEC violation (not that the SEC actually enforces anything anymore...)

    21. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That brings up an interesting point. Were there talks of unionizing at Solarcity?

    22. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes and no. Most states are either "Right to Work" or "At Will" which is two terms for the same idea. You can quit any time you want, for any or no reason, and you can be fired at any time, for any or no reason. Legally, neither party has to give any kind of advance notice, though you may lose certain protections if you quit without notice. For example, in California, employers are required by law to give you your final pay on your last day. However, if you quit without at least 72 hours notice, employers get 72 hours to provide you with your final pay before fines (your hourly rate X number of hours worked in a day X number of days late) for late payment start kicking in.

      People in ANY state CAN form a union to bargain collectively and establish contractual guidelines for layoffs and firings, however.

      Employment law is really one of those things you should at least know some of the basics on. I have absolutely no financial stake in promoting this book, I just find it to be a good gentle introduction to the topic. It's written by a former employer side lawyer who essentially had a crisis of conscience and "switched sides". Prisoners of a Hostile Work Environment: https://www.amazon.com/Prisoners-Hostile-Work-Environment-Yourself-ebook/dp/B00MX0ZN70/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1508959649&sr=8-1&keywords=prisoners+of+a+hostile+work+environment

    23. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you're a little flexible on the valley, you might find a job for that (or a little more)... like the *red river* valley... with winter soon-to-come....

    24. Re:Happened to me by tattood · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I am betting it has more to do with the company image than anything to do with employess rights. Saying they were firing people for performance reasons instead of laying them off due to financial reasons makes you think the company is still doing well financially.

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    25. Re: Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, and those terrorists fighting for the cause that profits you are actually freedom fighters.

    26. Re:Happened to me by swb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wasn't GE famous (or infamous) for doing this?

      I always wondered if it achieved anything truly productive. 5% is a big enough number that it would seem to have a pretty negative effect on the company -- termination processing, new hires, training, and the general chaos on teams/departments when there's a bunch of change.

      I can even see side effects, where people who do well in a job get management positions, become "low performers" and get canned. Sure, they've cut a low performer but they also lost someone good at their original job because, basically, they fired the original manager. Now they need two employees.

      I would also think it created a pretty toxic atmosphere and a lot of just people trying to meet goals versus actual productivity.

    27. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Employment at will may be what employers want you to think it is, but there are a host of labor laws that place some limits on this.

      One thing that Tesla may be worried about is when you have too many people laid off at one or multiple locations over a short period of time. If these terminations count as layoffs, that could trigger scrutiny and worker's rights.

      Also, firing vs. layoff affects unemployment claims.

      Tesla may be short sighted in how they are handling this. Especially since it comes as the Model 3 is having problems getting to full production.

    28. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll have to fight cremier to the death for it. So far he's 8 for 8 in death battles..I wouldn't try it. He's surprisingly capable.

    29. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In a very large corporation with a lot of dead weight morons, running such a program (properly) for a few years will clean up the mess and make the company more functional. However, such a program cannot be run in what is essential perpetuity as was the case with Jack Welch. You get to a point where every worker you have is good and you're not going to find better people consistently.

      There comes a point where if a company is constantly firing 5% of its employees, the people that really need to be fired are the management for hiring the lousy workers in the first place. On that count, Welch deserved to have been fired after 5 or 10 years.

    30. Re:Happened to me by mcguirez · · Score: 2

      There was a very good look at this effect a few years back. Mirosoft emulated GE's technique of laddering everyone and cutting the bottom rungs. The problem wasn't a specific layoff but rather how this rolling layoff poisoned the climate. People were focused on their own survival rather than any team goals. This is long but worth reading...

      https://www.vanityfair.com/new...

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    31. Re:Happened to me by OrangeTide · · Score: 0

      It's a big deal getting hired again when your previous employer argues that you were terminated for "performance reasons".

      It seems like a spiteful thing for Tesla/SolarCity to do. There has to be some advantage to them to do this. I can't think of one because theoretically all of those let go are still able to collect unemployment benefits, and the companies aren't on the hook for those anyways. (in CA it's from the IU that you have been paying from the day you started)

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    32. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $50k/year in Silicon Valley is no problem if that's how much your 5 other wives are making.

    33. Re:Happened to me by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. The bottom 10% were laid off. How did they rise into the middle ranks? Why would the top performers leave? I thought you left because you were too good at your job and they fired you for being too efficient?

    34. Re:Happened to me by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      That would be "at-will employment."

      "Right-to-work" is about union busting.

      Oops, yes...I actually meant "at-will".

      Been a long day....

      :)

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    35. Re:Happened to me by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      although 2 weeks is customary.

      Two weeks is customary for white collar workers working in offices in service industries, sure. Factory workers do not get that sort of thing, in most cases even if they're in a white collar job.

      Firing somebody "no cause" is the same as a lay-off; they can get unemployment, and it is the company who pays unemployment insurance so their rates go up.

      Obviously, you can fire people "for cause," as happened here, in every state and without any notice. Odd that the editors are so clueless that they would write "lay off" nearby to the words "for performance reasons." A layoff is a very very specific type of situation!

    36. Re:Happened to me by pak9rabid · · Score: 2

      It's a big deal getting hired again when your previous employer argues that you were terminated for "performance reasons".

      It's a good thing that businesses aren't allowed to ask your previous employer why you terminated then.

    37. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, do you want a turn?

    38. Re:Happened to me by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      it is also potentially liable, too.

      Sure it's not slaindre?

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    39. Re:Happened to me by Aighearach · · Score: 2

      "Performance review" is a controversial management practice that most companies in the world do not do. It is not some sort of required step.

      Most companies do not add things up and then review them later in that way; they evaluate your performance whenever it comes up. If your numbers are chronically low and your supervisor notices, that might result in a notation in your file, and a conversation with you about your work practices, and you'll probably be asked to reaffirm your commitment to the job. The employee has no right to access to their file; they don't know if HR has something recorded about them, or not. It isn't "their" file, it is their employer's file that merely talks about them.

      If you have some other facts that are enough to get you into court, then you'd get access to some of those files as part of the discovery process; but you're not going to able to just file a suit with no facts in order to go on a fishing expedition through their employment records. Unless something actually happened to you at work that was improper, and you have witnesses willing to testify to that effect, you're not going to be able to do anything. Employers have a right to choose who to employ, and to set the performance standards. If you can't meet their expectations, it is your responsibility to quit if you don't like being fired "for cause."

    40. Re:Happened to me by queequeg1 · · Score: 1

      "right to work" and "at will" are two very different concepts. Here's a brief summary of the difference:

      https://www.employmentlawhandb...

    41. Re:Happened to me by tripleevenfall · · Score: 1

      but i AM a $50k IT employee in California you insensitive clod!!

    42. Re:Happened to me by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      To prove "fraud" you would have to prove that they not only made false statements, but that they knew they were wrong. You'd have to be claiming to have knowledge of facts that would prove their intent just to get into the courtroom; that's not going to happen!

      Also, it is a stupid idea. What would they need to know, in this case? They'd need to know that they actually thought your performance was good! That seems an unlikely thing to be able to prove. Keep in mind, everything that happens at work is part of your performance; even "getting along" with your co-workers is a performance issue!

      When it is this many people involved, it is highly unlikely that any sort of situation like you propose is going on. Those types of situations are usually related either to personal animosity from a manager, or else a cover-up, and you can't cover things up through a mass firing; and how likely is it that a manager has personal grudges against that many people across different facilities?

      Your fraud angle is so stupid, you might as well throw RICO in too; it's always RICO, isn't that the saying? It can't be any less stupid than an SEC angle. How do you think this hurts the stockholders? You're going to have to blather way outside the facts of the situation to even phrase the claims.

    43. Re:Happened to me by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      We believe you it was a cosplay party, we just think there are other important details.

      See also: The Rule of Goats.

    44. Re:Happened to me by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "but i AM a $50k IT employee in California you insensitive clod!!"

      I you had a Master in music, you could get a job at Equifax.

    45. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who would pay that much for someone to run around screaming "Space Nutter" at people at random?

    46. Re:Happened to me by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "I don't see why this is news. It is common for large companies to dump their bottom 5% of performers annually. Some even dump their bottom 10%. Of course, this is no fun if you are one of the ones impacted."

      Somebody seems to think it's 'news for nerds' I presume.

    47. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's a bad thing that if your resume lists even approximately the time range that you worked at SolarCity, anyone who reads the news will know you were in the batch of folks who were let go "for performance reasons".

    48. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    49. Re:Happened to me by swb · · Score: 1

      My guess is that he's implying that people who got laid off were replaced by non-laid-off people, either transfers or promotions.

      I think the top performers left because they saw it for what it (probably) was, a bullshit system that advanced people merely because of terminations and sniped at higher level employees, probably because of compensation.

      The more I'm exposed to "management systems" the more I think they're nonsense. They all seem to share common traits:

      1) Intimidate employees into working more for less
      2) Give management arbitrary tools to eliminate people they don't like
      3) Allow the most senior people to rule by fear

      I never hear anyone say they got involved with a management system that was designed to help them be more productive or be better at their job.

      I think most systems get adopted by people who wind up in business circumstances they can't improve -- people who inherit a business, people who founded a business and have had it grow beyond their skill/experience level, or just weak managers looking for an easy fix.

    50. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear /. users,

      ***please pay attention to the Moon update***

      C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

      But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

      Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
      Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
      All the king's horses
      And all the king's men
      Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
      Together again.

      Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Creimy's real pictures:
      Before the sex change:
      https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
      After the sex change:
      https://ibb.co/gVad65

      Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:
      http://www.keynamics.com/image...

      Creimy's head, while his supervisor was talking to him, not with him, since it is impossible to do with Creimy:
      https://school.discoveryeducat...

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    51. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, genius. You remove the bottom 10%, the second to bottom 10% now becomes the new bottom 10%. Want a simple example? You have 10 employees, ordered by what % performer they are. You cut employee number 10, then employee 9 becomes the new bottom. You cut employee 9, 8 becomes the new bottom.

    52. Re:Happened to me by pastafazou · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, the union represents only it's members. The non-union members are free to attempt to negotiate the same deal the union negotiated, or try and get a better deal. The company is free to attempt to negotiate a deal that is better for the company. The union doesn't die unless the majority of employees feel they can do a better job negotiating than the union can.

    53. Re:Happened to me by DarkVader · · Score: 2

      It's too bad that's completely untrue.

    54. Re:Happened to me by mrbester · · Score: 1

      You'll have to provide your own Lemon Pledge though.

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    55. Re:Happened to me by youngone · · Score: 1

      It is about having the choice to belong to a union or not.

      It's about the employer deciding whether you belong to a Union or not.

    56. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, you are 100% wrong!

    57. Re:Happened to me by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Claiming performance reasons without performance review or HR documentation of performance problems can be basis for lawsuit in many states.

      I don't think that holds true in at-will employment states like California

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    58. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      although 2 weeks is customary.

      Two weeks is customary for white collar workers working in offices in service industries, sure. Factory workers do not get that sort of thing

      What the fuck are you talking about? Two weeks is what you are expected to give the company (but don't have to) and everyone everywhere knows this.

      The company will fire you at the end of the work day with no notice whatsoever. Collar color doesn't matter.

    59. Re: Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good morning fat boy kimochiwarui I am sad to see you one more day without heart attack.

    60. Re:Happened to me by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      There has to be some advantage to them to do this.

      Most likely to avoid the layoff notice requirements in California law.

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    61. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    62. Re:Happened to me by dj245 · · Score: 1

      Wasn't GE famous (or infamous) for doing this?

      I always wondered if it achieved anything truly productive. 5% is a big enough number that it would seem to have a pretty negative effect on the company -- termination processing, new hires, training, and the general chaos on teams/departments when there's a bunch of change.

      I can even see side effects, where people who do well in a job get management positions, become "low performers" and get canned. Sure, they've cut a low performer but they also lost someone good at their original job because, basically, they fired the original manager. Now they need two employees.

      I would also think it created a pretty toxic atmosphere and a lot of just people trying to meet goals versus actual productivity.

      Not only a toxic atmosphere for current employees, but one in which it is difficult to attract talent. GE is the 800 lb gorilla in my field of work, but they are infamous for layoffs. Recently in my field of work, they laid off a whole division, created a new subsidiary, and gave the laid off employees offers for about 1/2 of what they used to be making. I would have to be either desperate or given a very good offer to even consider working for them.

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    63. Re:Happened to me by Kjella · · Score: 1

      The employee has no right to access to their file; they don't know if HR has something recorded about them, or not. It isn't "their" file, it is their employer's file that merely talks about them.

      If you're going to say "in the world" then I'll add "your jurisdiction may vary". At least here in Norway there's no "at will" work relationship, every termination needs a legitimate cause. Employers have been severely punished for terminating employees that are sick, pregnant, unionized or simply "bothersome" or disliked in some way. In broad terms the valid reasons either involves company performance requiring downsizing or relocation or employee performance regarding the performance of your job duties or violations of work policies.

      There are a few grave incidents that can lead to immediate termination which usually involve some form of criminal act, refusal to work, showing up drunk or high, grossly disloyal conduct etc. but they're extremely rare. The burden is usually on the employer to prove that the employee has been given work relevant to their qualifications and position, that they've received adequate training and that they've been made aware that their work performance is inadequate and still failed to improve. Basically that they've not just set you up to fail.

      Pretty much every part of this is up for dispute and obviously you can't dispute that until you're aware of the "accusation" made against you, basically if HR have a secret file on you it's basically considered gossip and is legally almost worthless. If you get written up for any kind of formal complaint or dereliction of duty you will almost certainly be asked to acknowledge it, whether you agree with it or not. Which is not to say that your boss or HR keeps their own unofficial lists of who they'd like to downsize first if they got a legitimate excuse, but that's not formally in your file.

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    64. Re:Happened to me by istartedi · · Score: 2

      Union advocates often like to point out that they gave us the 40 hour work week. But wait... nobody has to belong to a union to get that now. Nobody pays dues to get it. See where I'm heading here? If there's no union, and you feel like your rights are being violated, you can use the political process and get laws pass via broader activism. The best part of all is that once the battle is won, you only have to pay the "dues" of vigilance to make sure the laws aren't repealed. It's a lower cost.

      It used to be that this virtual union was the Democratic Party; but they sold labor down river ages ago. This is part of why Trump won.

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    65. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't meet their expectations, it is your responsibility to quit if you don't like being fired "for cause."

      Ah, no better slave than the continually self-monitoring slave...

      No, my responsibility mirrors that of the management and stockholders--to extract as much money from the company (hence, the market) as I can, for as long as I can, by any means legal.

      Come on, you didn't even include a pithy Ayn Rand quote to selectively apply to my own detriment.

    66. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chris, could you at least come up with your own replies? You stole my "cream corn" quip. As a content creator, I must protect my copyright or risk losing it.

    67. Re:Happened to me by TWX · · Score: 2

      Unions can be beneficial when key managerial employees are jerks too. They serve two purposes in these cases, first, to help reduce unevenness in assignments within a given labor pool, such that the boss doesn't get to play favorites as much as the boss might like, and second, to act as an advocate when a boss might be seeking uneven punitive action against an employee when that employee's behaviors are not statistically different than the rest of the workers.

      Now, this doesn't mean that the unions always do a good job of this. Sometimes unions end up protecting terrible employees. Sometimes the presence of a union coupled with lazy managers that aren't willing to give regular performance reviews or otherwise document behaviors or results means that bad employees that really should be taken to task are not.

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    68. Re:Happened to me by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      Pretty obvious reasons why. New company, lots of hires, all got a little out of control (one bag egg at a higher level can hire a dozens of others) and Tesla was falling behind schedule and was looking for reasons why, well, they found them and let them go. Typical teething problems for a new company with seeking lots of new employees. They will get a lot of bad ones.

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    69. Re:Happened to me by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Now describe the process of getting hired.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    70. Re:Happened to me by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life, and that happiness, not pain or mindless self-indulgence, is the proof of your moral integrity, since it is the proof and the result of your loyalty to the achievement of your values.
      --Ayn Rand

      If you're giving yourself the experience of a slave, and you're actually a willing employee, then that is your own damn fault and you have yourself to blame.

      Better?

    71. Re:Happened to me by TWX · · Score: 1

      It could also be that the Musk-involved companies are doing a lot more numbers-crunching to determine where weaknesses in the companies are.

      In the case of manufacturing and a recall, if the manufacturer tracks serial numbers for the particular part numbers that are installed in cars built during particular shifts when particular employees were installing the parts on the cars, and if it turns out that the particular employee working these shifts did work that resulted in recall, but the employees in other shifts with the same job did not result in recall, then perhaps the particular employee caused the problem that led to that recall. Granted, this is a specific case, but if they can establish a limited set of employees whose work efforts align very specifically with the recalled vehicles, then perhaps those employees should be subject to review and if it turns out that gross, willful negligence was involved, then they should be let go.

      In the case of a sales and installation company, sales people that are not strictly commission probably shouldn't be retained if they are not able to generate sales. Installers whose work results in lots of return visits to correct may also find that their jobs are in-peril. Having been on the customer side in a lot of huge projects at work, when the installer does a bad job once we're willing to play East-German-judge and nitpick until they fix the resulting problems, but if they chronically do poor work requiring an inordinate amount of our time to manage them then we do not keep them around. We cease doing business with them after we've found a new vendor, and when we document the poor performance, it's very unlikely that they'll win future open bids even if they submit because past performance counts in that process.

      As far as I'm concerned, if they really did terminate employees that were severely underperforming then there's nothing wrong with that. Whether or not that's the real reason for the firings, no idea.

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      Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    72. Re:Happened to me by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      HR will never give out reasons for firing. There is no upside to it, only liability. Most places don't even try.

      The best way to fire someone is to get the competition to poach him/her.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    73. Re:Happened to me by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      The sentence that had the words "in the world" wasn't talking about legal jurisdictions, so no I wouldn't have any reason to add it.

      I'd only add that sort of caveat if it was either part of my point, or needed to make the statement true.

      My words simply have more meaning than you noticed.

    74. Re:Happened to me by antdude · · Score: 1

      Isn't $50K a bit low for an IT guy in SV? :P

      Anyways, I would like that pay remotely since I had been unemployed for over 10 mos. :(

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    75. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are a fucking retard

    76. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you can't. And it's a good way to get sued and lose if you try it.

    77. Re: Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, this is a common tactic in the tech industry used avoid the stigma of layoffs.

    78. Re:Happened to me by reve_etrange · · Score: 2

      "for cause," as happened here

      Please. It's clear both incidents were mass lay-offs. In the Solar City division performance reviews hadn't even been carried out.

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    79. Re:Happened to me by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

      There has to be some advantage to them to do this.

      It's allowing them to claim these weren't mass lay-offs, which are separately regulated. See e.g. CA WARN law. There are probably others, as well.

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      .: Semper Absurda :.
    80. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have the right to not belong to a union in the UK, but are protected from arbitrary termination of employment.

    81. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As bad as I feel for those folks, good riddance. You cannot go to any home improvement store in CA without a Solar City salesman harassing you.

    82. Re: Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50k? Thatâ(TM)s intern money. Shouldnâ(TM)t be hard to get something that level anywhere.

    83. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post was made by Chris Dale Reimer, If you like this here are some of his other posts from his old account:

      If all my assets were liquidated, I would still have enough cash to buy a new car and head off to Mexico to find a chica to marry.
      https://slashdot.org/comments....

      You're aware that are some states in the U.S. that allow underage marriage as young as 14 years old?
      https://slashdot.org/comments....
      As for my comment, I've heard stories of engineers retiring at 50, moving to Mexico and marrying underage girls. Since I work with ex-military, the Philippines is a popular retirement spot for marrying underage girls as well. It's all about getting the most bang for your retirement dollars.
      https://slashdot.org/comments....
      That only works if you retire to Mexico, build a mansion (by local standards), marry an underage sweet thing and bequeath all your possessions to the village.
      https://slashdot.org/comments....

    84. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post was made by Chris Dale Reimer, If you like this here are some of his other posts from his old account:

      If all my assets were liquidated, I would still have enough cash to buy a new car and head off to Mexico to find a chica to marry.
      https://slashdot.org/comments....

      You're aware that are some states in the U.S. that allow underage marriage as young as 14 years old?
      https://slashdot.org/comments....
      As for my comment, I've heard stories of engineers retiring at 50, moving to Mexico and marrying underage girls. Since I work with ex-military, the Philippines is a popular retirement spot for marrying underage girls as well. It's all about getting the most bang for your retirement dollars.
      https://slashdot.org/comments....
      That only works if you retire to Mexico, build a mansion (by local standards), marry an underage sweet thing and bequeath all your possessions to the village.
      https://slashdot.org/comments....

    85. Re:Happened to me by houghi · · Score: 1

      In Belgium every adult has that right. Doesn't even matter if you work or where. And you can join one the day you got fired if you so desire and think that they can help.
      They are unions, not guilds (most of them) so it does not matter what profession you have. Some will be more specialiwed than others, but you can still join a generic one, or more than one.

      Being in a union does not give you any special rights (unless you are a voted union representative). Just yesterday some people where I work got fired for not performing as the company would like. That can happen regardless if you are a union member or not.
      They all got about 1 month pay per year worked, so one got around 10 months pay. He was not in a union. If he has a job tomorrow, he just received a lot of extra cash. If not, he will start receiving unemployment benefits n 10 months.

      That said, there is also no Union that can force me to join them before I get a job. I will always have the right to join one or not and that choice is mine and mine alone.

      In all my job interviews I have taken AND given the question about being in a union was never brought up as it is never relevant to the job and the situation can change the next day. I am pretty sure IF some idiot asked it and you lied about it, they could not fire you over it (like you can lie about being pregnant.)

      Nobody really cares. All get the advantages or disadvantages.

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      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    86. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet they're actively hiring at the same time....hmmmm....

    87. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh.

      I'm now theist. I'll get my Objectivism-compatible goal by offering Ayn a promotion from worm food, by her agreeing to existentially equivalent and much more entertaining, for me, extensive utilization of her. Binding forever, naturally.

      I'd be willing to expend a couple centuries of side-time testing the hypothesis that "moral integrity" is simply a matter of personal will, unaffected by existential circumstances.

      Wouldn't you?

    88. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work for FedEx as a software developer. Sometime around 2000, they did an across-the-board layoff, with each manager picking the victims (more or less, I might be misremembering the details). Those of us "left behind" generally approved (it eliminated deadwood mostly), but until they made the choice of victims it hurt productivity while everybody wondered if they were going to get cut. However, I don't recall any news media coverage, and the company kept chugging out money and continues to do so to this day.

    89. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the top performers noticed that trend, they stampeded to the exits.

      Implied: creimer was one of the "top performers."

      I was the third out of a dozen senior testers who left the company.

      Oops, maybe not. Maybe he was part of the bottom 10% that got laid off, and he just happened to notice that the actual GOOD testers were leaving voluntarily. Given his long history of unemployment and bankruptcy, it's not too hard to believe that he'd be part of the bottom 10-20% of any company he works for.

    90. Re:Happened to me by doccus · · Score: 1

      Amazingly stupid move for Tesla, they'll lose more money from the inevitable lawsuits than if they had kept them on.. Especially when layoffs would have been acceptable (well, not for the affected, obviously). If this is representative of their management smarts no wonder they're going under! (Hey! that rhymes!)

    91. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chris living in his imaginary world again which most people find weird, twisted and absurd and which Chris accepts as being perfectly normal.
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    92. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chris living in his imaginary world again which most people find weird, twisted and absurd and which Chris accepts as being perfectly normal.
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      Nancy Guerrero
      Director
      Special Education
      Santa Clara County Office of Education

    93. Re:Happened to me by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Waving your hands and asserting a fact only proves you're not capable of conversation, it doesn't add anything.

      You state things that are the opposite of the known facts, and would need to be proven before being stated as facts. That isn't just an incorrect, it is totally moronic.

      Performance reviews don't even happen at most jobs in the world, don't be a complete idiot. It is not a meaningful detail.

    94. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Chris living in his imaginary world again which most people find weird, twisted and absurd and FOR which Chris accepts as being perfectly normal."

      Get the crammar right!

    95. Re:Happened to me by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      An employer can lay off an employee, or fire for no cause, and the employee gets unemployment insurance, which raises he employer's rates. It's cheaper to fire someone for cause, if ti sticks.

      Except in egregious cases, it's normally necessary to document problems and counsel the employee before firing for cause. If Solar City didn't do any of those things, then they'll lose if a former employee contests the cause.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    96. Re:Happened to me by PlaynBass · · Score: 1

      So you live in a fairyland and smoke unicorn poop.

      Right to work means the right to be a wage slave.

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      PlaynBass
    97. Re:Happened to me by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      No, maybe in Europe you have to counsel an employee, or if you're in an industry with a lot of unions it might be offered. Certainly not a requirement in the US, even with all the variations from State to State.

      You're also not required to document problems. It comes down to proof; companies document problems because it means they automatically win the case when the employee didn't. There is documentation required, but it isn't the type you make it sound like; you document your conclusion at the end. The required documentation is literally the "pink slip" that tells you "why," but it only documents the category and the general reason. For example, "performance issue" or "insubordination." They certainly don't have any requirement to document individual infractions.

      Any HR department or lawyer is going to tell you to do way, way more documentation than the law requires, because it benefits the employer. The idea that that sort of documentation, taken by the employer, is somehow part of employment rights or protections is hilarious. The silly crap people pull out their asses LMFAO

    98. Re:Happened to me by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      You can let an employee go with no documentation or counseling or anything, or any reason. They're then eligible for unemployment benefits, which costs you money. In the US, that's quick and simple. Firing someone for cause usually means they don't get unemployment benefits, and that makes it worthwhile for the ex-employee to contest the cause.

      If you're firing someone for cause, you need to document the cause in case of challenge. If you're just letting someone go, and you're okay with them collecting unemployment, there will be no challenge, and no documentation is necessary. (Exception: there are some reasons you can't legally use to lay someone off, such as sex, race, sexual favors, etc., and if you suspect a suit on that basis you should have the documentation.)

      Now, if you fire someone for cause, so they don't get unemployment benefits, and the ex-employee contests that, the documentation and counseling is going to be important. If you fire someone for poor performance, and you don't have documentation showing that the employee was counseled and put on probation or whatever, you're going to lose and the ex-employee will get benefits.

      It's not about employment law. It's about unemployment insurance.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    99. Re:Happened to me by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      The required documentation is the pink slip that you get at the exit interview when they tell you you're fired. It is not a difficult or complicated detail.

      You should try looking up that employment law, because you won't find anything that matches what you describe. Counseling requirements, what are you, Canadian? That's just insane. If somebody gets counseling it is either because the employer wants to not fire them, and they're obligated to provide a non-hostile workplace, so in order to forgive certain types of misbehavior they have to offer counseling to avoid being sued by the victim of the hostile behavior. The only other reason that would be offered in the US, other than to avoid firing them, is when there is a union and it is part of the contract.

      You have much of it exactly upside down, that's why you need to go and look up whatever law you think you're talking about and find out what it really says.

    100. Re:Happened to me by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      In my state, the right-to-work laws require unions to support non-union, non-dues paying employees - the obvious idea being that having to spend money protecting people who don't pay union dues will bankrupt the union, effectively killing it.

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    101. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, right. Unions DID give us the forty hour work week, and now that's expected, so you're right there.

      But if most people actually had the ability to negotiate as individuals we wouldn't have seen wages stagnate for thirty years while companies make record profits. If it were possible to get the same benefits as an individual (or "through the political process"), then we wouldn't have so many white Americans angry because "Washington turned its back on them".

      I think the Democrat-shaming is overblown, though. Democrats didn't support unions because, like gun-control, it's an untenable stance in American politics. You can't campaign on "unionization" and expect to get elected (or funded). Oh, and there's the fact that every single attempt to increase wages, improve training, or protect workers' rights has been fought tooth-and-nail by the Republicans. And the same asshats that have been electing the Republicans that oppose all rights except corporate ones got angry because Washington didn't care about them... and elected more Republicans.

      I'm not saying that unions don't cause problems. Any system that pits workers against the company will be by definition antithetical profit-making.

      But there are other, more effective ways to unionize than the "winner-take-all" system in the US. In Germany worker reps sit on company boards, empowering workers to make decisions that are good for the long-term interests of both the company and the workers. That's one of the main reasons Germany is an economic powerhouse.

    102. Re:Happened to me by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      You seem to have no clue what I'm talking about.

      You are completely correct when it comes to actual employment in most of the US (there may be states that aren't at will) - assuming, of course, that the cause isn't illegitimate, such as union activity, refusal of sexual favors, that sort of thing (and that's darn hard to prove).

      However, I'm talking about whether the former employees are eligible for unemployment benefits. If fired for cause, ineligible. If voluntarily quit, ineligible. If dismissed without cause, eligible. Ineligible is financially better for the company.

      Solar City fired the employees for cause, which would appear to make them ineligible. The employees can contest the firing for cause (they can't contest the firing). Unless the employer has some paper trail of trying to work with the employees, the ruling is almost certainly going to be that the employee is eligible for benefits.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    103. Re:Happened to me by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Nope. I understood you, you're just wrong.

      The employer documented the reason when they gave the pink slip. OK they always do that, easy.

      Now where does that leave things? The employer has documented the reason. Weakly, but it exists. That means that if the employee wants to contest it, they have to also provide some sort of evidence; if there was an accusation of some sort right before the firing, then they might have it, but usually the employee would not have something that proves they were a great employee; I mean, they're not going to prove a negative, so they'd have to have some sort of positive evidence of the employers true intent.

      That's the part you don't seem to understand; the employer doesn't have a bunch of documentation requirements beyond the exit interview, and if you to challenge what they said you have to prove that they're being dishonest; but by default, their testimony has the same presumption of honesty as anybody else. It is perfectly reasonable that the employer feels the employee was a poor performer, and the employee thinks they were doing a good enough job. That is actually expected, as if the employee had agreed they weren't doing a good enough job perhaps they would have put more effort in. It is almost guaranteed the employee disagrees, and yet, very few of these challenges are successful. That's the thing; this isn't theoretical. Go and ask an employment lawyer how good your odds are; without some sort of evidence that supports your claim, you have very very little chance of success. If you made a complaint against another employee right before they fired you, and you used the correct channels and documented everything, then you might have something.

      Absent evidence to the contrary, what the employer says happened is what officially happened.

    104. Re:Happened to me by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      That is not how I understand unemployment compensation in the US. The basic assumption is that the employee is being let go and deserves unemployment compensation. It would be far too easy for employers to make up causes and fire people for cause, to ease their unemployment insurance requirements, and that is why the panels in question require documentation of cause.to show that the basic assumption is wrong.

      You don't even mention unemployment insurance, which is what my point is entirely about. You say to talk to an employment lawyer about whether you can win a case, and don't mention what the case is. If it's to contest being dismissed, it's going to fail under most circumstances. If it's to contest being denied unemployment benefits, that's something entirely different.

      The reason for dismissal matters for only three reasons: it's potential libel, it affects unemployment compensation, and the reason can't be one of some certain legally defined reasons. Assuming the third doesn't apply, there are no legal grounds for contesting the dismissal. If a reason is given that's harmful to the ex-employee, the employer needs to document some reason for believing the reason to be true. If a reason is given that would deny the ex-employee unemployment compensation, the employer needs to document the reason, because in a he-said they-said situation, unemployment compensation will be awarded.

      In this case, Solar City employees were fired for cause, which would normally mean they wouldn't get unemployment pay. The denial of unemployment pay can be contested, and Solar City would need to give evidence and documentation to show that the reason was true..

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    105. Re:Happened to me by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      That is not how I understand unemployment compensation in the US. The basic assumption is that the employee is being let go and deserves unemployment compensation.

      You can just stop there and instead of saying that, you can say, "Hey I have no idea how you guys do this." That would be the honest statement nearest to what you blathered on about.

      But this part at the start is wrong, and it shows why you're having trouble comprehending the situation. Unemployment benefits in the United States are simply insurance payouts. We actually call it "unemployment insurance." And that is how insurance works in the USA; you have to not only have had a loss, you also have to meet specific technical requirements of a payout. It is not a type of wellfare, nor is it a public safety net; instead, it is just government-required insurance that employers with more than a certain number of employees have to pay for.

      All your blathering is just that; blathering. US courts do not care about your wild theories. Your insistence that a "legally defined reason" be given is simply ignorant; I already explained what that means. It doesn't mean what you think it means, "a reason that would satisfy mommy that a good reason was given." Instead, the "reason" is contained in short phrases, such as, "insubordination," "insufficient performance," or "failure to follow company policies." It is determined by the employer and the documentation is not to prove what happened. The documentation that is required is the documentation given to the employee to notify them what the employer's determination was. The employee is also required to sign the document to verify that they received the notice. If the employee refuses, then the employer fills it out and checks a box that makes it same as having quit; you walked out without finishing the paperwork.

      I didn't mention "what the case is," because you should already know if you're going to blather about it. You should have a detailed understanding of the process, or else refrain from making claims about how it works. The process is this; you file an appeal with the State's labor board, and that person conducts a telephone hearing where you have to claim proof of facts that would mean you were supposed to get benefits; for example, if you quit your job and you claim it was because your employer cut your pay more than a certain percentage, then you win the appeal because you're allowed to quit and receive benefits for certain reasons. There are other reasons that can make quitting acceptable, and many of those are things that the employer can't disprove; you can't prove negatives, and many of the accusations are unproveable by either side. So the side that documented something wins. But in the case of being fired for cause, the employer merely has to have documentation that says the same thing; they're in control of what they wrote down, as long as they wrote down a valid reason that is what the hearings officer is looking for. They're not weighing the evidence in detail; they're not trying to check if it is true, or if the documentation proves anything. That's not the point. In this country the employer, and not the government, set the performance standard for employees. Employees do not have any right to have a performance standard they can meet. (*) So the blathering is just silly. The employer chooses what your performance requirements are, the employer determines if you met them, and the employer then documents their decision. If they documented it correctly, they win. End of story.

      The types of scenario where you could appeal would be, for example, where you made a complaint to HR about your boss, and then right after that they fired you for some sort of performance reason. In that case, you're accusing them of retaliation and the hearings officer is presented with competing documentation that balances each other out, and in that case your insurance claim is upheld; because you pres

    106. Re:Happened to me by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      SIgh. Ever looked at insurance? It pays out unless the insurance company can find a reason not to and support that. If it's a he said-she said situation, the insurance payment is made. That's why detectives try to get photographs of people receiving disability insurance benefits who are doing things they shouldn't be able to do. It's not a matter of the insurance company saying "He doesn't look disabled." (There are doctors who will certify disability when it doesn't exist, and everyone involved knows that. Their determinations still stand, unless countered by evidence..) If I'm in an auto accident, the appropriate insurance company pays out unless they can establish a sound and supported reason why the insurance company shouldn't pay.

      Everything I've read about unemployment insurance points to the same thing: it's the employer's responsibility to document cause for firings by cause. This includes records of counseling and such. There's no reason to require this except for unemployment insurance rates.

      The retaliatory firing you mention might be illegal, in which case the lawsuit would be for more than unemployment insurance. A legal reason for dismissal is any reason that isn't illegal, and the illegal ones are specifically listed.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    107. Re:Happened to me by haruchai · · Score: 1

      "The best way to fire someone is to get the competition to poach him/her."
      and then sue them for poaching!!
      WIN-WIN!!

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  2. Tsk, tsk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Solar City employees shouldn't have been blindsided if they were wearing solar eclipse glasses.

    1. Re:Tsk, tsk... by mspohr · · Score: 1

      You never want to let employees know that you are going to fire them... leads to all kinds of problems.
      Best to just fire them and "thank you for your service".

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    2. Re:Tsk, tsk... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I worked at a company that wanted to fire me for illegal reasons; they offered to do it "no cause" but instead I called their bluff and put in a 2 week notice. My co-workers gave me light duties, and the management was petrified, the production manager ended up having to audit all my activities (while trying to be secret about it) for the whole two weeks to make sure I didn't sabotage anything. It was funny as hell, way more fun than hiring a lawyer. It was a food product company, so there was a lot of equipment that was all life-and-death important. I was a great employee, they were just paranoid because they were a bunch of dishonest assholes and they were worried, "what if he is as bad as us? What shitty stuff would we do?"

    3. Re:Tsk, tsk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked at a company that wanted to fire me for illegal reasons; they offered to do it "no cause" but instead I called their bluff and put in a 2 week notice. My co-workers gave me light duties, and the management was petrified, the production manager ended up having to audit all my activities (while trying to be secret about it) for the whole two weeks to make sure I didn't sabotage anything. It was funny as hell, way more fun than hiring a lawyer. It was a food product company, so there was a lot of equipment that was all life-and-death important. I was a great employee, they were just paranoid because they were a bunch of dishonest assholes and they were worried, "what if he is as bad as us? What shitty stuff would we do?"

      I'm going to assume you were an asshole (you sound like one) and they really wanted to get rid of you.
      Think about that.
      In reality a company doesn't need any reason to fire you. In the end, you're gone and they don't have to deal with you anymore.

  3. Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by fozzy1015 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    SolarCity was well on its way to bankruptcy. The only reason Musk bought SolarCity was to save his cousins and the SolarCity bonds he owned - at the expense of Tesla shareholders. And all it took was a lame presentation showing fake solar tiles to convince them.

    1. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by oic0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not saying he didn't, but if you are trying to save a faltering company, culling the workforce of non vital positions and underperforming employees is a start.

    2. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by 110010001000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But surely Musk is going to get us all to Mars and build a colony there? He promised.

    3. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes, it should be no surprise to employees that SolarCity continues to struggle. Continued delays on solar roof, which isn't projected to sell well due to high prices, is a big red flag. The entire company is banking on the roof, more likely they have already hit their ceiling.

    4. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He will. You aren't invited. Go make wine people like.

    5. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by fozzy1015 · · Score: 0

      Not saying he didn't, but if you are trying to save a faltering company, culling the workforce of non vital positions and underperforming employees is a start.

      Yes, but Tesla is being dishonest calling it a firing instead of layoffs. But then, being disingenuous is par for the course with Tesla. Q3 results are going to be a blood bath. Musk needs to point to cost cutting measures to try to keep the stock price up before him and other key execs can cash out, leaving what will be a smoking ruin where Tesla stood.

    6. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Promised orders are contracts, subject to any number of cancellation clauses ranging from financing not actually being available at time of actual purchase for the customer, or for failure to deliver for any reason, amongst an innumerable number of others. Projected future sales (even with contracts it is a projection) are useful for forecasting for demand, but don't do much for budgets. Musk is failing classic business 101 stuff here.

    7. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by zlives · · Score: 4, Insightful

      you know what will fix this high demand issue... more firings.

    8. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not only this, but by claiming they are performance based firings the company makes the workers ineligible for unemployment and saves money on their unemployment insurance.

    9. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by mspohr · · Score: 0

      The stated reason for the acquisition was "synergy" of sales, Powerwalls, solar panels and electric cars.
      For instance, the "fake solar tiles" are actually in production and being installed on houses for customers with electric cars and Powerwall batteries.

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    10. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by mspohr · · Score: 2

      Not true. The only time you can be denied unemployment is if you were fired for misconduct ( stealing, lying, failing a drug or alcohol test, falsifying records,etc.). Poor performance is not misconduct.

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    11. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You would be surprised that companies actually hire drones to try to deny ex-employees unemployment benefits by making up random, stupid stuff. One job I had, I wound up getting my benefits, but was given notice that the ex-employer tried eight times to appeal, and was laughed out of the state labor building each time.

    12. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What Powerwalls? I know people who reserved Powerwalls two years ago and still haven't gotten a delivery date. Telsa won't report the number of units shipped. Its starting to look like vaporware.

    13. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could be worse. A company I worked at, everyone in my development team got a job inquiry, then were made offers at another company for at least 50% of the pay they were making. I didn't take it, but others did. Offers were sent, "background checks" done... a hiring date set for the other people, which turned in their two weeks notice. The Sunday before the first day of work, they were told they never had a job since the manager didn't have authorization to have headcount. So, all those people were out on their ass, with no work.

      I remember my boss at the time actually snickering and saying that the cost for him to pay the second company do what they did with the bogus offers is far less than the cost of paying unemployment.

    14. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Um, yeah total BS. Companies don't "pay unemployment" like that. Why would anyone leave a company for "at least" 50% of the pay they were making? Why do people make up stories? So they feel important?

    15. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Maybe there is some place where that is true, but I'm going to guess it isn't even in the USA. ;)

      Certainly in my State you don't get unemployment if you were fired "for cause," and that means any cause. Poor performance is not only included, in the USA an employer has a right to fire you without penalty for poor performance. An employer even has a right to fire you for cause if they discover that you have a personal dislike for your employer ("contempt of boss") because the courts have found that the employer is the one who has the work to be done; it is all about the employer. The employee is there to benefit the employer, and if they dislike the employer then the employer can't trust them to act in their benefit.

      Perhaps you live in Europe or someplace?

      If your coworkers dislike you, it might mean you have poor performance (because your duties include working with others) and you can be fired for cause and no unemployment for you. It is generally better if you can get them to quit, though, because then they don't get unemployment but they also can't fight it.

      Why do people who lack knowledge still obtain certitude in whatever random bullshit they heard in the bar and repeated?

    16. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      lol how are people this dumb in the age of information

      Information glut combined with a lack of filtering methodology.

    17. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by fozzy1015 · · Score: 1

      The stated reason for the acquisition was "synergy" of sales, Powerwalls, solar panels and electric cars. For instance, the "fake solar tiles" are actually in production and being installed on houses for customers with electric cars and Powerwall batteries.

      I should have been more clear. The tile Musk was holding during his presentation was fake. I don't doubt there are tiles being installed on select houses for PR purposes. But the solar tile was already tried and abandoned by other companies who are much better at it(e.g. Dow). It's easy to be sold out for years when barely any are being made with no real plans to increase production - check out the status of the Riverbend factory in NY.

    18. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Really? Because I looked at the solar roof and when I found out that out of pocket it was going to cost me double what an equivalent sized solar system would cost as well as a new roof (and the price of the traditional setup was before tax breaks while the solar roof was after tax breaks), I'd have guessed it wasn't going to be a good seller. If it really is entirely sold out, I guess the old saying "a fool and his money is soon parted" still holds true.

    19. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Mars if further away from the Sun/Sol, so wouldn't the solar panels produce even LESS power?
      What...Mars isn't going to be a solar farm for earth?

    20. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      He promised a fully automated drive from coast to coast by the end of this year. That's the closest promise that will be broken.

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    21. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe there is some place where that is true, but I'm going to guess it isn't even in the USA. ;)

      Certainly in my State you don't get unemployment if you were fired "for cause," and that means any cause. Poor performance is not only included, in the USA an employer has a right to fire you without penalty for poor performance. An employer even has a right to fire you for cause if they discover that you have a personal dislike for your employer ("contempt of boss") because the courts have found that the employer is the one who has the work to be done; it is all about the employer. The employee is there to benefit the employer, and if they dislike the employer then the employer can't trust them to act in their benefit.

      Perhaps you live in Europe or someplace?

      If your coworkers dislike you, it might mean you have poor performance (because your duties include working with others) and you can be fired for cause and no unemployment for you. It is generally better if you can get them to quit, though, because then they don't get unemployment but they also can't fight it.

      Why do people who lack knowledge still obtain certitude in whatever random bullshit they heard in the bar and repeated?

      This is more in line with what I've seen in my years of working. I once worked at a factory that always fought any claim for unemployment.
      I've always assumed since then that if I lose my job, then I'd better go find another one because unemployment isn't likely to happen.

    22. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      He promised a fully automated drive from coast to coast by the end of this year. That's the closest promise that will be broken.

      It's doable with current tech. Just hop on the I40* and time it so you hit any major cities (and I think they're relatively small anyway) and you can get almost all the way from coast to coast without ever leaving the interstate. The existing autopilot could pretty much do that route with a little care in timing.

      * I think I've remembered my interstates right

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    23. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      No kidding. The AC described something that is criminal in every jurisdiction I've ever heard of.

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    24. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, in the US, the standard for unemployment in every state (to the best of my knowledge) is whether you lost the job through your own actions. So, if you quit for any reason other than constructive discharge, or were fired for reasons like stealing, lying, threatening people, what have you, you don't get unemployment. If you are fired or laid off for any other reason, you will get unemployment.

      Generally if you are fired as opposed to laid off, you'll have to go through some kind of eligibility interview, but typically it's on the employer to show that you do NOT qualify for unemployment. How big of a sample size is the claim about your state based on? One of your friends who was denied unemployment and relayed a story to you that is probably told in such a way as to make them come out looking as good as possible?

    25. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      I'm in one of the states TFA states has layoffs.

      In my ("reddest of red", "right to work", and "at-will employment") state, lawmakers, the courts, and voters lost patience with masses of abusive employers.

      Unemployment benefits are managed by the state, and employers have virtually no say in the matter.

      Those experiencing a layoff, RIF, or whatever euphemism the employer tries to call mass termination, receive unemployment benefits with no qualifications.

      Victims of maiming, cancer, serious illness, etc. -- where not going to work isn't a choice, will receive unemployment benefits.

      Effectively, if you show up to work, you have to commit a crime to be denied benefits.

      The qualification for unemployment benefit is low, and the reason is pretty simple: unemployment benefits are ultimately less taxing to the state's economy than the bankruptcies, foreclosures, homelessness, welfare, and crime we see without unemployment benefits.

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    26. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      I got the impression that Musk saw potential in SolarCity as aligning with his claims that electric cars are more environmentally-friendly. If you don't use alternative energy sources like solar to charge the cars up, you run into the issue where you're just drawing power from power plants often still burning coal or oil. Furthermore, if that's the usual scenario for charging stations, it dis-incentivizes adding them where they're most needed. (EG. Parking garages people use in big cities all day while at the office. They're not going to spend the $'s to not only install a good number of them but for the bigger electric bills to keep them operational for everyone. Most people think garage parking rates are sky-high as it is.)

      I'm absolutely sure part of his decision DID have to do with trying to help out his cousins, too. But to be fair? I think he saw a way the business fit into the big picture of what he was selling.

      Ultimately though? Tesla Motors truly offered a product that the competition couldn't match. It may be the first time in the history of the automobile where a new player came along and outdid ALL of the established name brands. SolarCity, by contrast, survived more on big marketing pushes and name familiarity. The actual services rendered (solar panel installation with either solar leases/loans or outright purchases) are pretty much imitated by many other competitors out there, often with superior pricing. And that Tesla "PowerWall" storage battery they're trying to sell as an accompanying product? Again... I don't see why Tesla Motors can't market that with or without SolarCity? It's still not normally a cost-effective solution for people, given its high price. It'll be enough of a niche so it needs to be offered by pretty much ALL solar vendors to see good sales.

    27. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      For California, it isn't ultimately at the employer's discretion (as I personally though on the previous thread), but it does factor in if you will be denied a claim.

    28. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by narf0708 · · Score: 1

      People have been claiming 'Tesla is going under! Just you wait and see their next quarter results, it's going to bury them!' for years, and they're still going along just fine(continually increasing their production capacity, constant stream of sales, new contracts and deals being made, etc, etc), so I'm going to continue to be skeptical of speculative gloom & doom prophecies until I see some real data to back it up.

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    29. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you call going along just fine requiring ever increasing amounts from investors to stay afloat just fine then sure!

    30. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by Hodr · · Score: 1

      And once it is up and running he will fire all of the poor performers.....out of the airlock.

    31. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      Mostly automated and fully automated are completely different in terms of utility. A fully automated car could drive 12-year-olds by themselves to soccer practice and seniors with bad eyesight to the doctor. It could also drive itself from the Tesla factory to your house and pickup your pizza on the way. Being "pretty much" capable is completely different from actually capable.

    32. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      I wasn't implying it was working, but I reckon they can do a fully automated drive from coast to coast on the existing system with a bit of planning and maybe a small amount of luck. i.e. they could meet the claim in a cheaty way.

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    33. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Horse shit, there is no US state where everybody gets unemployment benefits after being fired for cause. I guarantee half your words are weasel words, because they'd have to be to make it vaguely close to being truthy.

      So my slam dunk take-down of your comment is: What State is that?

      Pretty easy to spew horseshit about your red state utopia as long as we don't know what State it is.

    34. Re: Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just take a look at benefits.gov and you can see for your self.

      In most of the states in the US, the requirements are âoeTerminated for no fault of their own, Resident of the state of for 12-18 months, earned a minimum amount of money, and be available to workâ.

      In âoeat will employmentâ states, if an employer gives a reason for termination, it opens the employer up to litigation, and the employer will be forced to prove the termination was âoejust.â â" Defending such challenges is often more expensive than paying unemployment.

      I have several colleagues who challenged their firing in court. In each case, the employer settled immediately because it was the cheapest option.

    35. Re:Not a surprise Tesla is winding down SolarCity by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I wasn't implying it was working, but I reckon they can do a fully automated drive from coast to coast on the existing system with a bit of planning and maybe a small amount of luck. i.e. they could meet the claim in a cheaty way.

      Yes, but the point is that they don't seem likely to be able to meet the claim even in a cheaty way.

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  4. How To Make Your Company Toxic 101 by E-Lad · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I cannot see Tesla's long view in their reasons here. They are a high-profile set of companies (Solar City, Tesla, Boring Co. and SpaceX among others) and this news has hit major outlets - not just niche industry rags. It would be in their best interest to get out in front of this and provide some detail; but they have not. The arbitrariness of the reasons given for firing employees en masse is now what is in the history books for them, and this will surly dissuade talent from desiring to work for a Musk company in the future. Uber is another big-name entity that is walking this same line due to the narrative around its work environment.

    1. Re:How To Make Your Company Toxic 101 by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      It is almost as if the executives are in it to make money and cash out or something and they aren't interested in what history books say about them.

    2. Re:How To Make Your Company Toxic 101 by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      The arbitrariness of the reasons given for firing employees en masse is now what is in the history books for them, and this will surly dissuade talent from desiring to work for a Musk company in the future.

      I'll turn over in my grave if my great grandson is reading about Elon Musk in a history book.

    3. Re:How To Make Your Company Toxic 101 by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      It looks like conserving cash and focusing energy to me... although my perspective might be biased.

      For SolarCity, that business needs laser focus if it is to grow in volume and generate profit. Residential rooftops are not where it will find the cash flow it needs. While I have no idea what positions were eliminated, I am guessing they can't afford to touch anything smaller than 500kW now, and fewer, larger installs would eliminate many positions.

      For Tesla, it looks to me like it is either union busting, performance, or strategy. None are obvious winners yet, although the Shanghai factory may be telling.

    4. Re:How To Make Your Company Toxic 101 by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      You can read about John Blunt in a history book. And if you don't know who John Blunt is, you should get a history book and read about him.

    5. Re:How To Make Your Company Toxic 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It happens to every company that grows sufficiently large. The ideals of the founders are pushed aside by an army of leeches in management positions. You know the type. They are absolutely obsessed with measuring EVERYTHING, to the point where it's not even that funny of a joke that you measure the time you spent measuring the time you spent on some other task. Then they have someone produce all kinds of bar graphs and pie charts with that data to justify some asinine new policy that will throw the company's long term success under the bus if it means they get their quarterly bonus today. They don't care, since they play musical chairs every 2-3 years and switch companies. The odds that any one of them will be at a company when it finally implodes is slim, and they usually have a golden parachute clause in their contract, meaning they get paid first when the company assets are liquidated, then the shareholders, and if there's anything left -- there never is -- the rank and file employees.

    6. Re:How To Make Your Company Toxic 101 by farble1670 · · Score: 0

      You can read about John Blunt in a history book. And if you don't know who John Blunt is, you should get a history book and read about him.

      That's nice. Did I say anything about him?

      You know what else? You can read about Thomas Jefferson in a history book. See, I'm adding valuable information to this thread also.

    7. Re:How To Make Your Company Toxic 101 by hey! · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's interesting how few people are buying the "low performer" claims. The claims don't really make sense on their face; why would Tesla suddenly discover that its ranks are shot through with masses of people who need to be *immediately fired*? How could things have got so out of hand to require such a drastic immediate step? And how would those management culture problems suddenly be found in completely separate organizations that had been acquired a year ago?

      Here's my theory: Tesla has figured out that sometime in the not-quite-near future cash is going to get tight because of its portfolio of buck rogers projects. How far in the future? Well, far enough that an outsider wouldn't see it in the quarterly SEC filings but near enough that they can see it coming. In business cash is like your air supply. If I cut off your air supply you'll be in distress in one minute and unconscious in three. If a business runs out of liquidity to meet current demands it starts coming apart in a month and is unable to operate after a quarter. This can happen even if the business is making a profit; meeting immediate cash demands has surprisingly little to do with turning a profit.

      So what you do when you discover cash is going to be tight is look for cash outflows you can trim, and almost always payroll is going to be the biggest one. You start looking for people you can manage without. Low performers are an obvious choice, but if you've been doing your job all along you don't have a lot of those heads to chop. So you also look for people who simply pull down the larger salaries than others doing the same job. If my hypothesis is true, both Tesla's claims and the fired employees counterclaims could have a kernel of truth in them.

      But why not simply tell people that this is what they're doing? I think because a lot of Tesla's value is based on an aura of invincibility it has cultivated -- despite or perhaps even because of its past missteps, people believe in this company; they think it will succeed and they want it to succeed. But again if this is what's going on it's risky to in effect libel thousands of workers you've let go for financial reasons.

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    8. Re:How To Make Your Company Toxic 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "en masse" is a bit exaggerated. We are talking about a very small percentage of a large company, one that acquired a lot of dead-weight recently.

    9. Re:How To Make Your Company Toxic 101 by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Your problem in understanding is that you drank some bad juice cocktail beverage and believed a bunch of hyperbole as fact, even though no misconduct happened and nobody gave you information that would suggest it did; all you heard were bare pejoratives, and you presumed there must be facts behind them.

      Also, please shut the fuck up about what the history books are going to write, OK McFly? You can't claim to know that, and any such argument would be based on facts you don't have access to.

    10. Re:How To Make Your Company Toxic 101 by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Companies who pre-sell their whole output should not be presumed to have cash flow problems. ;)

      Also, firing low performing employees does not reduce production unless the remaining employees think the company is going to collapse. See above and pre-sales.

      Firing low performing employees often improves the morale of higher producing employees, especially if you follow it up with production bonuses!

      China is the biggest car market in the world, and Tesla is biggest electric car company in China with no close second; no other company sells significant numbers of electric cars in China! You can be pretty sure that the Shanghai factory is going to be producing cars for use in Asia and that it has nothing at all to do with any of the issues around factories in the US. Building a factory in China is what you have to do if you want to get past the red tape in China and maintain sales growth.

    11. Re:How To Make Your Company Toxic 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Retard, go back to Accounting 101 and learn about budgets! Then try some Finance to learn how Musk has fucked you over already.

    12. Re:How To Make Your Company Toxic 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GP's point was that Musk, whether you like him personally or not, has done more for the public acceptance and adoption of electric cars and solar power than all of the decades of previous business men. He's kind of like the Steve Jobs of EV; making it trendy.

    13. Re:How To Make Your Company Toxic 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Companies who pre-sell their whole output should not be presumed to have cash flow problems. ;)

      Why not? Its not like they have access to any down payment cash. They don't have the product ready yet, they must burn cash to get it there. Knowing Tesla's overall financials and that SolarCity has pretty much no revenue atm, you'd be monumentally stupid to not presume they have cash flow issues.

    14. Re:How To Make Your Company Toxic 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing with success is, it is built on a ton of failures.
      EM the Fucker (EMF) launched his success with Paypal.
      Now he throws money in a direction and tweets the masses, but he still fails.
      It is very risky to invest in Tesla, SpaceX and esp Solar City because they all have massive crippling debts.
      Working for them is an even higher risk.
      If I worked for any of them, aside from being totally stupid, hopefully I would have realised to jump ship long ago.

    15. Re:How To Make Your Company Toxic 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's interesting how few people are buying the "low performer" claims.

      It's interesting how if this were any company other than Tesla, nobody would give a fuck.

    16. Re:How To Make Your Company Toxic 101 by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Unless I'm completely missing the point and he's talking about the Freddie Mercury impersonator John Blunt was the man behind the South Sea Bubble, I really don't think Elon Musk wants to be remembered in a similar way.

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  6. Collapsing Ponzi Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Investors should sell everything Musk related NOW!

    1. Re:Collapsing Ponzi Schemes by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Investors should sell everything Musk related NOW!

      Oh come on... Sell everything Musk related now? How wrong you are..

      You should have already divested yourself of anything Musk about a year ago...

      Now... I got to go put some limit orders in to catch so cheap stocks that you folks are dumping.... What's that saying? Buy on bad news?

      My guess is that because the adults in the room are actually in control enough to start managing these companies expenses, it might be a situation where these companies will start turning a profit soon. Layoffs can be a good sign, that management is actually starting to pay attention to costs.... Of course, it is also a possible sign of impending death... But I just don't see that happening yet.

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    2. Re:Collapsing Ponzi Schemes by mspohr · · Score: 1

      The short sellers have been consistently wrong on Tesla for years now. It's cost them a bundle.

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    3. Re:Collapsing Ponzi Schemes by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, it is probably good news to investors, so yeah, limit your orders carefully.

      Layoffs would be a very bad sign for a company that pre-sells their entire output, but luckily these were firings related to performance.

    4. Re:Collapsing Ponzi Schemes by bobbied · · Score: 1

      The short sellers have been consistently wrong on Tesla for years now. It's cost them a bundle.

      Yea, but now we have layoffs happening.... This is new for Tesla. Of course, profits would be new for Tesla, as would actually selling cars in sufficient volume to remain viable would be new too. This is only going to get worse until they start selling cars...

      I'm guessing their ability to raise cash to keep paying their labor costs is starting to become an issue and somebody in management took the adult role and started to readjust their cost structures. Cash flow is king, and more profitable business fail from cash flow issues than anything else.

      So I'm not selling short, I'm buying puts...

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    5. Re:Collapsing Ponzi Schemes by mspohr · · Score: 1

      People are being fired for performance reasons. These are not layoffs.
      Tesla loses money every year and people with no business training think think this means they can't make a profit.
      Tesla makes a profit of about 25% on each car they make (and they sell every car they make even with production increasing).
      Business 101: What is the difference between business investment and production costs?

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    6. Re:Collapsing Ponzi Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask Enron: 5-10 for accounting fraud.

    7. Re:Collapsing Ponzi Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They laid off 200 people at the same time.

      These are not people being fired for performance reasons, these are layoffs.

  7. When did the definition of "mass" change? by Nutria · · Score: 3, Insightful

    200 people out of (according to Wikipedia) 15,000 (that's 1.33%) is in no way shape or form a *mass* firing?

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    1. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      What they meant is that we were all fat.

    2. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proportionate firings have little to do with anything outside of board meetings. Any large (>100) firing event is note worthy especially for companies riding exuberance for all of their stock growth, and especially while failing to actually expand or scale production to meet previously claimed goals. Musk is realizing now that press conferences and faith healing don't cut it in business.

    3. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Mass" in this case just means "a whole bunch at one time," for example "mass mailing" refers to sending a bunch of pamphlets to a bunch of people all at once; It doesn't imply any particular percentage.

      FWIW, canning 200 people at once is a lot to do in one fell swoop, regardless of company size.

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    4. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Maybe the picked folks based on their BMI? Gather the top 2% based on BMI and let hem go and I'll bet it's massive... Got to save some on that health plan..

      Ok. Ok.. It's a joke.... And I can make this joke because my BMI is too high..

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    5. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but there was the mass layoff that Tesla recently had.

      So why are these people being let go, were they bad performers or is there a cash flow problem and getting rid of 200 help with that? This just happened so we will have to wait and see what leaks come out from the people who were fired.

    6. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by Nutria · · Score: 1

      FWIW, canning 200 people at once is a lot to do in one fell swoop, regardless of company size.

      That's so wrong, it almost makes me want to weep for the future of Western civilization.

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    7. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and a "mass shooting" in a stadium is nothing if they don't hit at least 10% of them.

    8. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When companies mass fire people they do it for reasons like shutting down entire section of their business. That often means thousands of lost jobs at once. Letting go 200 people might be a result of a simple organizational change, thinning the management and cutting redundancies after a merger.

    9. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by msauve · · Score: 1

      "Mass" as in "en masse" (i.e. as a group), not as in "massive."

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    10. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Right. But that assumes it's 200 people from a specific subdivision. A few firings here and there, adding up to 200, isn't en masse.

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    11. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by msauve · · Score: 1

      "A few firings here and there, adding up to 200, isn't en masse."

      Yes, it is, if done as part of a single action.

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    12. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by Nutria · · Score: 1

      The language gods, were they to exist, would have smitten you by now.

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    13. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      regardless of company size.

      If your argument about scale is regardless of size, and with a fixed number of firings, then I don't even need to weigh the details to know your idea doesn't add up.

    14. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're confusing layoff with fire. Tesla is claiming to be firing these people. Firings are typically don't one or two at a time. You see, if you're performing poorly they review you and give you ample notice that your performance is suffering and you need to do better. You see, HR is fundamentally lazy, and firing somebody is a lot of paperwork, and they'd rather not do it if they don't have to. Hence you almost never see mass firing. Mass layoffs on the other hand are so standard that unless it affects more than 1000 people, it's not really worth mentioning, and even at 1000 people it's barely worth mentioning.

    15. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Naw, lets just fire him for low performance and let him do the weeping. Oh, wait, he's a volunteer. Darn.

    16. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by msauve · · Score: 1

      OK, if you prefer to use your understanding...

      "assumes it's 200 people from a specific subdivision."

      Everyone being laid off is part of the same subdivision (in the literal, not business, sense) of the company, the underperformers. Nothing in the meaning of "en masse" would even imply they would all have to be from, say, the accounting department. It's the firing of a specific group of people as a single action - i.e. "en masse."

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    17. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the FBI a mass murder is four or more people in a row, so 200 people more than qualifies as mass firing.

    18. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you shoot 200 people in a crowd of 15,000 is it a mass shooting? Yeah, that's what I thought.

    19. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A shooting can be a mass shooting even if it doesn't add up to anywhere near 1% of a country's population.

    20. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? It's completely true. Firing 200 people at once is a lot to do in one fell swoop, regardless of company size. If the company employs 200, it's a shutdown, if the company employs 200,000, it's not - but it's still a lot of people to fire at once, and it makes the firing for cause lie obvious.

      Firing someone for cause is a one-off. One person gets fired because they did something bad or was simply incompetent.

      Firing 200 is a layoff. It's NOT for cause, it's because a company decided they wanted to employ 200 fewer people.

      Calling it firing for cause is fraud. It's an attempt to end-run an increase in unemployment insurance, and someone should go to jail for it.

    21. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they wouldn't have.

      Firing 200 people from the same company AT THE SAME TIME is an en masse firing. There's no working around that.

      And that makes their claim that it's firing "for cause" prima facie fraud. It's a layoff, they're lying to keep from having their unemployment insurance premiums go up, and at the same time they're trying to fuck 200 people out of the unemployment compensation that is rightfully theirs.

    22. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firing 200 is a layoff. It's NOT for cause, it's because a company decided they wanted to employ 200 fewer people.

      Let's say you hadn't been paying attention to low performers in your company for a year, because you were in the process of expanding your company massively at the time. But now you want to get rid of them. So what do you do - start your overall review and fire people the instant you realize you don't need them, resulting in a couple firings every day for a period of 3 months. Congratulations - you have just destroyed morale in your company by drawing out the process and making people wonder every day if they are about to be fired.

    23. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a company that size, individual firings for cause aren't going to be noticed by most of the company, and aren't going to make the news.

      Lay off 200 people at once, and fraudulently call it firing them for cause, and here it is on Slashdot.

      And while the individual firings might affect morale for individual groups, a 200 person layoff has now affected morale for the entire company, and made lots of people outside the company wonder if Tesla is in trouble.

    24. Re:When did the definition of "mass" change? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      It's not really an argument so much as pointing out what the definition of the term "mass" is in this context. Mass firing, mass mailing, mass killing, et al.

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  8. union issues as well by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    You can't fire someone for talking about starting an union.

    1. Re:union issues as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet companies do that. It's the not getting caught part that's the trick.

    2. Re:union issues as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't fire someone for talking about starting an union.

      Yes you can. If you are talking about starting the 'Union of Musk Assassins and Industrial Espionage", you can be promptly fired.

    3. Re:union issues as well by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Maybe he meant, "startling a unicorn".

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    4. Re:union issues as well by nospam007 · · Score: 2

      "You can't fire someone for talking about starting an union."

      Not quite. You can't _tell_ a person you fire that it is because he tried to start a union.

    5. Re: union issues as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would a company startle a unicorn?

  9. Not sure if they were all really blindsided by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have an acquaintance that worked for Solar City in the Roseville area, who had been told this was coming and was offered either a severance package or a job at Tesla in NV. This person isn't someone with a super unique skill set either and seemed to speak like it was common knowledge this was coming soon.

  10. Isn't it common to layoff the worst preformers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it was common practice to layoff the bottom 5%, 10% or maybe even more every year after reviews are complete? I have seen it in the past at some large well known companies.

    1. Re:Isn't it common to layoff the worst preformers? by bobbied · · Score: 2

      I've worked in places like this... Horrible places to work.

      I worked at a now defunct Telco that routinely let the bottom 5% or so go each year, depending on how the numbers looked. Where it was good to dump the chaff, they often didn't consider the whole picture when they did this. I helped maintain the software for their telemarketing efforts and I knew one of their representatives who for three quarters had blown the doors off his "plan". In fact, as % of his plan he was their highest producer for 9 months of the year. Now if you exceed your plan in a quarter, they keep increasing your plan, so by the forth quarter, he didn't do so well, had some health issues which kept him off the phones and ended up in the bottom few percent and got let go. They where idiots..

      The place was rife with back stabbing and sabotage as everybody clambered to stay at the top of the heap. It was a horrible place to work.

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    2. Re:Isn't it common to layoff the worst preformers? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I thought it was common practice to layoff the bottom 5%, 10% or maybe even more every year after reviews are complete? I have seen it in the past at some large well known companies.

      Yes they're called "companies you don't want to work for".

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  11. Really, not that newsworthy. by djbckr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously, companies do this all the time and it doesn't cause any news at all. Just because it's Tesla (an interesting company from a nerd's point of view) does this make a splash. And really the firings weren't that big of a percentage of the work force

    This is just business as usual.

    1. Re:Really, not that newsworthy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See; Proportionate firings have little to do with anything outside of board meetings. Any large (>100) firing event is note worthy especially for companies riding exuberance for all of their stock growth, and especially while failing to actually expand or scale production to meet previously claimed goals. Musk is realizing now that press conferences and faith healing don't cut it in business.

    2. Re:Really, not that newsworthy. by countach44 · · Score: 1

      Despite the firings not being a significant percentage, as many have said, 200 is a significant number. The US Dept of Labor considers 50 or more people fired during a 30 day period a mass firing, they even have separate policies such as the WARN act for such cases:
      https://www.doleta.gov/program...

    3. Re:Really, not that newsworthy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because Musk acts like Tesla is a special company. So they are treated like a special company when they lie and do stealth layoffs. If Musk acted like they were Proctor and Gamble, then you'd have a point.

  12. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  13. It's simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The company has not performed well.
    Therefore, by logical implication, its employees have not performed well.
    Therefore, all employees are fair game for being laid off for performance reasons.

    1. Re:It's simple. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The company has not performed well. Therefore, by logical implication, its employees have not performed well. Therefore, all employees are fair game for being laid off for performance reasons.

      Therefore, by logical implication, the man at the top controlling things should be let go as being ultimately responsible.

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  14. Boo F'n Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Non-Union Low-Rate Luxury Auto Maker finally begins to behave like one after attempting (and failing) to become a Mid-Rate builder.
    News at 11.

    1. Re:Boo F'n Hoo by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Federal subsidies subside, layoffs begin... (Says the news at 11)

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  15. Attention All SpaceX and Boring Employees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make sure your resume and LinkedIn profile is up to date and put off any large purchases you don't absolutely need because you're next.

    1. Re:Attention All SpaceX and Boring Employees by bobbied · · Score: 1

      SpaceX seems to be actually making money, though being privately held it's hard to know... So I'm guessing it won't be as bad there.

      There is also the possibility of doing an IPO, though I think at this point they know the investors wouldn't make enough back to cover their investment. However, if you see an IPO with less than a billion in market capitalization, THEN be worried because the ax is going to fall.

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  16. And of course... by Chameleon+Man · · Score: 0

    Tesla/Elon Musk critics will use this to fuel their illogical hatred of the man and his brand. It's funny to see the logic hurdles many are already jumping over in this thread. If you all are so sure Tesla is going to fail, please short sell otherwise STFU.

    1. Re:And of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Musk fanboys have such thin skin. This is called backlash and it happens whenever something is hyped beyond its merit. If every Tesla hype story gets posted, then you've got to tolerated the negative ones, too.

  17. "Mass firing" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Google is right Solar City has 15k employees, even assuming that the 200 number is a bit low 1.5% of their workforce. It seems fairly on par with the performance firings done by pretty much every large company out there on various timetables (some once a decade, some biannually). Companies like Walmart do this on a regular basis rotating from store to store (have a family member that regularly complains about this).

    1. Re:"Mass firing" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See: "Proportionate firings have little to do with anything outside of board meetings. Any large (>100) firing event is note worthy especially for companies riding exuberance for all of their stock growth, and especially while failing to actually expand or scale production to meet previously claimed goals. Musk is realizing now that press conferences and faith healing don't "

  18. Tesla is violating the WARN Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The WARN Act requires that employers provide a notice 60 days in advance of covered plant closings and covered mass layoffs (where mass layoffs is defined as 50 or more employees being layoff).

     

    1. Re:Tesla is violating the WARN Act by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      Doesn't apply because it is less than 33% of the workforce at each site. Those HR people know all the tricks!

    2. Re:Tesla is violating the WARN Act by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Luckily it wasn't a plant closure or layoff!

    3. Re:Tesla is violating the WARN Act by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      So I looked it up, since I assumed you were too stupid to do it yourself before claiming it was relevant, and it turns out that not only does it not cover firings, even if it was a layoff it wouldn't be covered because it is in the "50-499" employees range, and it is way less than the additional threshold of 33% of employees at the site.

      And it says right in the text of the statute:

      ...the term "employment loss"
      means (A) an employment termination, other than a discharge
      for cause...

  19. He also promised re-usable rockets. by Brannon · · Score: 1

    So, keep that in mind.

    1. Re:He also promised re-usable rockets. by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      So I should pack my bag and get ready?

  20. Maybe here on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, companies do this all the time and it doesn't cause any news at all. Just because it's Tesla (an interesting company from a nerd's point of view) does this make a splash. And really the firings weren't that big of a percentage of the work force

    This is just business as usual.

    I see it ALL the time - like on CNBC, Bloomberg, WSJ,..... And here sometimes - Hello! IBM?!

    Musk is Slahdot's current hero. The editors are gonna publish everything he says, he does, and everything his companies do to drive views and subsequently ad revenues.

  21. Solar bubble popping maybe? by ErichTheRed · · Score: 2

    Everywhere I've worked, companies go out of their way to try to avoid firing people purely for performance. It's hard to stop vindictive individual managers from singling people out for...special attention...but I've never worked in mandatory-firing environments. This is most likely a cost-cutting measure. Everywhere I've been, people have been more than made aware of their poor performance before being let go...no one doesn't see it coming. Once you get put on a performance improvement plan, you're on notice that it's nearly time to leave.

    SolarCity might be trying to shed workers as the solar bubble dries up. We looked into solar systems for our house recently, and all of the companies are charging way too much for them, for any purchase option (loans, leases, outright purchase.) They're relying on the tax breaks to cloud the real cost of the equipment and maintenance, and (IMO) banking on the fact that most people don't know how their taxes are calculated. They just see they're getting a "huge" tax credit, resulting in a "huge" tax refund, and not taking the calculation to the next level and seeing how much the equipment cost is marked up. When the tax credit goes away, only a few of these companies are going to survive. The whole bubbly nature of this shows too -- you can tell that some of the local companies are these fly-by-night outfits with owners who jump from scheme to scheme and are just latching onto the latest way to make money.

    I like the idea of solar, but I'm not going to pay massively marked up rates for a system. Most people just shovel a shoebox full of receipts to their "accountant" and can't figure out their own taxes, or just punch numbers into TurboTax. I think the solar companies have run through these people and are having trouble selling/renting solar panels to the rest of the homeowning population.

    1. Re:Solar bubble popping maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like the Musk dick-sucking bubble is popping.

  22. CREIMER THROWBACK CLASSICS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Nah... I just do it to piss off my trolls and make coffee money off of them."
    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    "Which doesn't violate the Slashdot TOS. If you got a problem with that, take it up with management."
    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    This year I've posted ~4,000 comments.
    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    We have different priorities. You want to climb the corporate ladder. I want to own the corporate ladder.
    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    My employers don't care about what my Slashdot trolls think. Now go off and lick your balls somewhere else.
    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    1. Re:CREIMER THROWBACK CLASSICS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound bitter, sweet tits.

    2. Re:CREIMER THROWBACK CLASSICS by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Why DO so many ACs have such a massive obsession with creimer?

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    3. Re:CREIMER THROWBACK CLASSICS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fake creimer!

      Your bitch licks your balls. Most people don't brag about practicing bestiality. Is there a reason why you married a dog and not a goat?
      https://slashdot.org/comments....

    4. Re:CREIMER THROWBACK CLASSICS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a fascinating study in human trainwrecks.

  23. Not over 25000 employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    200 People is about then 1 out of 125. With the other layoff added that is about 700 if you count worldwide 30000 employee, that is about 1 out of 30. Or 3% of the workforce. That does not sound like a big deal, and barely reach the level of rising profit (1000 employee I am guessing the order of magnitude of salary was 60K, so that means about a cost of 100K per year for the company, or 100 million per year (and that number is likely overestimated) that is over a more than 7 billion in 2016, that is a blip at those level, does not even correspond to a cent a share. If it stays at those numbers then it is a molehill and people are making it a mountain.

    1. Re:Not over 25000 employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a mountain because it's a layoff.

      When a company that's supposedly growing lays off 200 people and tries to cover it up by fraudulently claiming it's "for cause" it's a huge red flag indicating serious management problems at that company.

      Firing people for cause happens one person at a time, not 200 at once.

      It's not necessarily the crime, it's the coverup.

  24. Firings will continue... by bettodavis · · Score: 2

    Until morale improves.

    It totally works.

  25. Remember? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember when creimer used to imply that he was only the 3rd most disliked person on slashdot after you and apk in hopes that people would start trolling you and leave him alone?

    1. Re:Remember? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember when creimer used to imply that he was only the 3rd most disliked person on slashdot after you and apk in hopes that people would start trolling you and leave him alone?

      Have you noticed that 110010001000 is posting more douche comments? Just. Like. Creimer. I think he wants the attention.

  26. The sign of a healthy company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Banking your companies future against a "toss-your-money-in-the-money-pit" style boondoggle monorail... I mean hyperloop... while laying off hundreds of employees in the areas where you can actually make products that are in demand and earn profit.

    Now's clearly the time to invest!

    Kudos to the guy for getting a bunch of universities to develop Hyperloop carriage prototypes for free that Musk owns the rights to if he likes them enough to use them though. That's a stroke of genius. It's a stroke of dickettry, but a genius level stroke. Musk: genius level dickettry stroker.

    That got out of hand.

    So did that!

  27. Research Projects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wanna research sex with live consenting adult human women??

    He's done some similar research but nothing quite like that:

    If all my assets were liquidated, I would still have enough cash to buy a new car and head off to Mexico to find a chica to marry.
    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    You're aware that are some states in the U.S. that allow underage marriage as young as 14 years old?
    https://slashdot.org/comments....
    As for my comment, I've heard stories of engineers retiring at 50, moving to Mexico and marrying underage girls. Since I work with ex-military, the Philippines is a popular retirement spot for marrying underage girls as well. It's all about getting the most bang for your retirement dollars.
    https://slashdot.org/comments....
    That only works if you retire to Mexico, build a mansion (by local standards), marry an underage sweet thing and bequeath all your possessions to the village.
    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    1. Re: Research Projects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sick I block you from meruado
      I can't believe you are so hentai. Shine sick fat boy
      Sick

    2. Re:Research Projects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If all my assets were liquidated,"

      With Chris, you have to be careful with phrasing.

      https://science.slashdot.org/c...

      "My poop comes out like soft yogurt. If the cone-shaped top is above the water line, it's a Mt. Everest. One time I pooped a Olympus Mons that filled the bowl. Fortunately, it flushed without incident."

    3. Re:Research Projects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor guy has to have a dream, even if his dream is basically the rape of a 3rd world underage girl, forced into marriage by American money.

    4. Re:Research Projects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Running off with a collection of Silicon Valley table scraps to trade them for an actual living breathing human being somewhere else.
      It's vile.

      "Based on what I've read about Uber, he need to tell the boys to clean up their locker room behavior, zip up their pants, and attend sensitivity training until everyone agrees that women are not sexual objects."
      https://slashdot.org/comments....

      I wonder what makes women at Uber different from Mexican child brides.

  28. Doesn't anyone see it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is everyone so blind? Musk is the Bond villain we need, not the one we deserve. Think about everything this guy is a part of. Solar power. High efficiency batteries. Autonomous vehicles. Tunneling. Space exploration. How can no one else see what is going on here? When are the sheeple going to wake up? After Musk activates his army of solar powered autonomous space drones to Voltron together and drill to the core of the Earth and hyperloop our precious iron and nickle to Mars in order to resurrect his dead home planet!?!!?!

  29. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We would need at least 3208 110010001000s to equal one poster as shitty and annoying as creimer. Creimer is much worse I don't know how anyone even thinks he comes close.

    Creimer is like 5 APKs times the number of cashew sockpuppets currently at 0 or higher karma.

  30. ah metrics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every machine needs lubrication, and reducing tolerances for the cogs means you need better lubrication. If your metrics are on for the first ten percent then you will need to adjust them later because they will become obsolete...along with the 10% they identified.

  31. Re:Isn't it common to layoff the worst performers? by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Yeah... that's a horrible situation if you take a "rank and file" job with one of them. But it's probably a pretty effective way to ensure the company keeps making good profits despite having clueless management.

    I learned a long time ago that many bigger places use this as a standard business model. The "revolving door" works pretty well as a money-making machine, churning through bodies - IF you can keep that churn rate within certain parameters. Management is really only judged by hitting or exceeding whatever targets are set for their departments, so they, in turn, just keep people around for as long as they're producing numbers that help that total stay where they need it to be. If the place is designed around high turnover? They'll just have a whole team of people who process the new applicants as efficiently as possible so that becomes pretty much a fixed cost. (If you're asked to take a lot of standardized tests as part of the hiring process, it's a good clue you're applying at one of these places.)

    Often, they'll even create a slew of petty and arbitrary rules so terminating a person can be done pretty much whenever they like without the employee having much of a leg to stand on that it was unjustified. Convergy's used to run call centers in the midwest that absolutely ran this way. Once hired, they set things up so your computer terminal tracked you by the second. Get up for a restroom break? The timer was counting until you returned and pressed another key. You weren't counted as present in the morning until you signed in. Run 30 seconds late because it snowed outside and you had to walk slow not to slip and fall on the ice? That's an automatic mark saved in your file about you being tardy. Work there long enough and you pretty much HAD to rack up at least a half dozen of these. Plenty of ammo for H.R. to use as your reason for termination at will, any time they felt like it.

  32. Re:Isn't it common to layoff the worst performers? by cowdung · · Score: 1

    I've noticed that "executives" in far away offices are often so out of touch with the companies in their charge, that I imagine them in meetings playing with action figures representing their different teams. Frankly, that's exactly what they do. They "play company" until one of their underlings has a really good execution that they can point to and take credit for and use to move away to some other sucker company for a bigger payoff.

  33. 100% Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No, the union represents only it's members.

    Your claim is patently false. As long as 51% of the employees belong in the union, the union negotiated contract covers 100% of employees. So if the negotiators were paid for their time, the non-union member is freeloading for the benefits that are generated.

    When disputes arise, union members must represent non-union members at the local level to the fullest extent of the contract. This forces union members to work for non-union members without compensation. This is also known as slavery.

    Beyond the local, the contract typically does not apply. Since a large chunk of the dues are used to pay for lawyers on retainer and liability insurance, the non-union member does not enjoy those benefits.

    1. Re:100% Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My girlfriend is a teacher, but does not belong to the teachers union. She is required to pay union dues, but because she does not belong, gets none of it's benefits.

    2. Re:100% Wrong by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

      because she does not belong, gets none of it's benefits.

      You and she are mistaken.

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    3. Re:100% Wrong by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      This forces union members to work for non-union members without compensation. This is also known as slavery.

      Not quite, that work will be done anyway and the non union member might get benefits such as pay levels and all that but if a non union person goes to the rep with a problem the union will tell them to fuck off.

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  34. The scent of Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds like the CEO needs to be laid off for performance reasons.

  35. This is fine. Everything is fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is fine. Everything is fine.

  36. It's a management model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Keep 'em scared"

    If management is routinely firing the supposedly lowest-performing people the theory is that all those who remain will work harder AND the business will supposedly end up with an ever-improviong employee pool. The best will "bubble up" and the worst will drop off.

    Of course, this all supposes that the employees will not have their morale crushed, burn out from high levels of stress, etc. The model does not usually last long because in most businesses that try it, the morale eventually affects even the best employees and eventually everybody ends up despising management and planning departures.

    Musk has a bit of a messiah thing going on with a small slice of the world, so he'll probably be able to carry this on longer than most others would be able to (he's probably on-par with Steve Jobs in this regard) but he had better have a plan to pick up the pieces and change to a better model at some point or the wheels will come off his cart.

  37. Wasn't solar city a government kickback scam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To begin with right?
    I thought that was the point of the whole thing.
    If I worked there, I'd go to work everyday expecting it to be my last day.