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Study of Recent Interstellar Asteroid Reveals Bizarre Shape (bbc.com)
JoeRobe writes: A few weeks ago an interstellar asteroid, now named "Oumuamua," was discovered passing through our solar system. Being the first interstellar asteroid to ever be observed, a flurry of observations soon followed. This week, an accelerated article in Nature reveals that Oumuamua is more bizarre than originally thought: it is elongated, with a 10:1 aspect ratio, and rapidly rotating. This conclusion is based upon comparisons of its time-dependent light curve to those from 20,000 known asteroids.
For all we know it could be a possible weapon which went haywire during an intra-galactic war somewhere between the Aliens...
Let's not name it or decide how weird it is yet, thanks.
There are all these objects flying all over the place to various destinations, most of which we have no clue about. And they are traveling fast. Without propellant. On a fairly confident trajectory.
Would it be plausible for us to find an incoming object that is near enough not only to Earth when it passes by, but then also, say, near Mars, or Jupiter's moons?
I am by no means at all knowledgeable about space-fairing. But it seems to me this would be a, somewhat, easy shortcut. We've already landed on an asteroid, the next logical piece is to find a way to launch from it.
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So a massive, rock-hard, spinning space phallus is penetrating our solar system? Hopefully it avoids us and finds its way to a Black Hole.
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The story leaves out the most important part, one we know by direct empirical evidence is more newsworthy than anything else: What kind of shirt was the spokesman wearing when he made the announcement? This critical piece of information is missing and we cannot possibly judge the impact of this news release without it.
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Would it not be wonderful to know that there is life out there, even if the probe they sent had been en route for millions of years?
The artwork makes me think of the whale probe in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home...
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It would seem, such "visitor" from outside of our Solar system would be a very interesting thing to study. Can we, perhaps, think up a way of capturing the next one somehow? Change the speed and direction of it just enough for it start orbiting the Moon, for example (too dangerous to mess with an Earth orbit, where a mistake can send it on our heads).
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Is it rotating at 4 RPM? Is it around 34 miles long? Unfortunately, we don't have any craft like the solar survey vessel Endeavour to intercept it. There will be another extrasolar intruder almost like this in about another 70 years.
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The shape so reminiscent of a Culture Mind ship .
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It's a spaceship!
From the looks of it that thing could be fossilized spaceship
Only the maximum and minimum moments of inertia are stable in rotation. If you try to spin an object around any other axis, it will tumble - the axis of rotation varies relative to the body. Every spacecraft or satellite that's launched had some poor slob whose job was to get the exact mass, location, and inertia tensor of every single component put into the spacecraft, and put it into a huge spreadsheet. Then he uses that to calculate the minimum and maximum moments of inertia of the spacecraft. If the desired spin axis doesn't line up with either of these moments, then he has to change the location of some of the components of the spacecraft until it does (like positioning weights on a tire when you balance it)..
With round or nearly round objects, the min/max moment of inertia isn't very different from from the inertia around other axes, so this oscillation tends to be very slow and not noticeable. But it's much more likely to be pronounced with an elongated and flattened body.
It'd be hilarious if it turned out to be a generational ship hit by a chunk of space debris that made it spin out of control, and we couldn't tell - just a foreign asteroid passing through our solar system. Whoops.
...and they're slightly off, it doesn't have a 10:1 aspect ratio, it's 9:4:1.
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'Oumuamua' means "a messenger from afar arriving first" in Hawaiian.
You can't even write it on Slasdot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
The common name ÊOumuamua was chosen by the Pan-STARRS team. The name is Hawaiian in origin ("Êou" means "reach out for", and "mua", with the second "mua" placing emphasis, means "first, in advance of"), and reflects the nature of the object as a "scout" or "messenger" from the past.[4] The first character is a Hawaiian Êokina, not an apostrophe.
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Let's not name it or decide how weird it is yet, thanks.
With all this flood of celebrities and politicians admitting to sexual harassment . . . now we even start off on innocent interstellar flying objects!
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You can't even write it on Slasdot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
Sure you can.`Oumuamua. That's an Okina before the O. According to [1] you can use a grave accent or an apostrophe when the correct typographical mark is not available.
I'm not an authority but that seem somewhat akin to whether the dots – e.g. over the e in ë – is called an umlaut or a diaeresis.It depends on whether you're using it in English or in German.
[1]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okina
They think it's from where Vega used to be a long time ago.
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...and they're slightly off, it doesn't have a 10:1 aspect ratio, it's 9:4:1.
I am a member of the intergalactic consortium that founded the Open UFO Specifications Society, and it just happens that those are the ideal flying saucer dimensions, as defined by the latest review version of the OUFOSS-1.2.
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This is essentially the prelude of the book Rendezvous with Rama by Arthur C. Clarke.
The reason why we know this is from outside the solar system is that it is moving much too fast for anything that was ever part of the solar system. `Oumuamua has a solar velocity excess (V_infinity) of 26 km/sec.
The fastest thing (in terms of V_infinity) we have ever sent by rocket technology is the little New Horizons probe at 16 km/sec. Even rendezvousing with any of these objects is going to be a major undertaking. This would require a mission (or more likely missions) kept ready to go on mere days notice to send a probe in chase as it heads back out. The extremely high probe velocity required would probably call for an ion drive or other exotic propulsion option.
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Let's not name it or decide how weird it is yet, thanks.
Really ... what the fuck is that name anyway. At least give us a name we can pronounce.
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Which "mua" means "from afar", and which "mua" means "arriving first"?
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Aw I see its been named I would of suggested Meteorite mcmeteorite face! XD
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we have ever sent by rocket technology
It's good that you qualified that statement. We could catch it with a manhole cover.
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Interstellar asteroid with a 10:1 ratio, 400m long and rapidly rotating...
Sounds like an Earth ship. Be curious to calculate the equivalent gravity of the rotational speed if the asteroid was hollow. Also, what is the mass, density.
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I'm not a rocket scientist. But it would seem, making contact with an interstellar rock — and even forcing it to change speed/direction enough to become a Moon's satellite — would be more achievable than a meaningful Mars expedition.
It does not have to be this one — according to an anonymous reply here, there are thousands of such objects passing through the Solar system on any given day. We could pick and choose something, that would only require an achievable delta-V to be caught...
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Hawaiian doesn't really work like that. It's an oddly poetic language, even in the debased form we find it today. Repetition for emphasis is very common. The "from afar" part probably arises from the repetition.
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Literal translation would be: "First Far Far", while "messenger" is implied.
Note: I have no clue what I am talking about, take this as a bad attempt at a joke.
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The velocity excess of 26.33 km/sec makes it 'faster' (more total energy) relative to the Sun than any man-made object. This velocity is fairly typical for random stellar motions relative to each other in our region of the galaxy (with 5 km/sec of the average). This is a bit less that 0.01% c so travelling a few light years takes a few tens of thousands of years.
Now if this an alien spaceship that was travelling much faster but simply braked to this velocity before making this approach to the Sun, to study us, it is interesting to think when they might have completed the braking maneuver. If it did so 10 AU out then it completed the maneuver a year ago, if it was 100 AU out then it was a bit less than 20 years ago. Of course now we know where it is and where it is going we are going to "keep watching the skies" where it disappeared so it a propulsion motor turns on it will have to be quite some distance out to escape detection.
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Reduplication is used in many many (ahem) languages for emphasis. Think "in a galaxy far, far away."
It wasn't enough for the missionaries who went to Hawai`i in the 1820s. They decided to translate the Bible into Hawai`an.
BTW, the backwards apostrophe stands for a glottal stop, the sound English has in the middle (and usually the beginning) of oh-oh.
and Hebrew, and a little Aramaic.