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State Board Concedes It Violated Free Speech Rights of Oregon Man Fined For Writing 'I Am An Engineer' (oregonlive.com)

According to Oregon Live, "A state panel violated a Beaverton man's free speech rights by claiming he had unlawfully used the title 'engineer' and by fining him when he repeatedly challenged Oregon's traffic-signal timing before local media and policymakers, Oregon's attorney general has ruled." From the report: Oregon's Board of Examiners for Engineering and Land Surveying unconstitutionally applied state law governing engineering practice to Mats Jarlstrom when he exercised his free speech about traffic lights and described himself as an engineer since he was doing so "in a noncommercial'' setting and not soliciting professional business, the state Department of Justice has conceded. "We have admitted to violating Mr. Jarlstrom's rights,'' said Christina L. Beatty-Walters, senior assistant attorney general, in federal court Monday. The state's regulation of Jarlstrom under engineering practice law "was not narrowly tailored to any compelling state interests,'' she wrote in court papers. The state has pledged the board will not pursue the Beaverton man any further when he's not acting in a commercial or professional manner, and on Monday urged a federal judge to dismiss the case. The state also sent a $500 check to Jarlstrom in August, reimbursing him for the state fine.

Jarlstrom and his lawyers argued that's not good enough. They contend Jarlstrom isn't alone in getting snared by the state board's aggressive and "overbroad'' interpretation of state law. They contend others have been investigated improperly and want the court to look broader at the state law and its administrative rules and declare them unconstitutional. In the alternative, the state law should be restricted to only regulating engineering communications that are made as part of paid employment or a contractual agreement.

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  1. The power of being right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's awesome.

  2. Re: Bad news for AGW/CC acolytes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You are way off topic but even your own quote says no change in the RATE of warming which according to that quote is 0.096 ... LOL you don't even know what propaganda you are pushing

  3. Re:Bad news for AGW/CC acolytes by sjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You should look up acceleration in the dictionary.

    A car coming towards you at 20 MPH need not accelerate to squash you.

  4. Halfway there. by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok, so who's getting fired?

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    1. Re:Halfway there. by Anonymous+Cashews · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok, so who's getting promoted?

      FTFY — This is state government. No one gets fired.

    2. Re:Halfway there. by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 2

      Let's suppose for a second that they fired someone over it, justifying it because the OR DOJ found that this employees action were unlawful. Let's suppose that it happened again, do you think the OR DOJ would be as likely to find that it violated the law? Or do you think they might feel some pressure to drag out the investigation, or not investigate at all saying they have higher priorities.

      No one is against accountability. But at the same time, harsh penalties can counter-intuitively reduce accountability by either a "circle the wagons" mentality and/or desire not to investigate fully in order not to produce a paper trail.

      Since we're talking about engineering[2], in most cases when there's a major screwup, the correct engineering response would be to adversarially red-team it and produce a full and complete accounting of the various problems in the process/execution and steps that could have been done better. When I've asked people why they don't do this, it's very clear: conducting an internal investigation is just begging for an opposing counsel to get it in discovery and use it against you. And it's pretty compelling too: "even $COMPANYs internal review found ways they could have done it better[1]".

      Besides the paradoxical effect of reducing accountability, organizations lose an enormous venue for improvement. When done in good-faith[3] and without the desire to nail someone for a failure, there is a massive potential for gain here. Instead, by discouraging them, we deprive the organization of the best opportunity to avoid making the same mistake again.

      So yeah, you can ask for the guy's head on a pike, but just be aware that the next guy will see that and be less inclined to frankly admit his overstep and correct himself and more inclined to fight it to the end. That fight is not as useful at setting things right as you might believe.

      [1] It's a human endeavor. You can always find ways to do it better!

      [2] I've heard anecdotally that this is also true in medicine: that even a semi-formal review of what went wrong is strongly discouraged for liability reasons. I can't fathom how much improvement in medicine this has stymied.

      [3] Of course, sometimes they are just an exercise in corporate politics and blame-the-other-guy. Footnote [1] applies recursively: even the method for finding better ways to do things has better ways to do it.

    3. Re:Halfway there. by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Let's suppose that it happened again, do you think the OR DOJ would be as likely to find that it violated the law? Or do you think they might feel some pressure to drag out the investigation, or not investigate at all saying they have higher priorities.

      They'd be likedly to find that it violated the law, given there's precedent and absolutely no risk associated with prosecution.

      No one is against accountability. But at the same time, harsh penalties can counter-intuitively reduce accountability by either a "circle the wagons" mentality and/or desire not to investigate fully in order not to produce a paper trail.

      Yes, but that would apply to whatever department violated the law in the first place, and they have little incentive to cover it up. This was fairly clear cut: they weren't simply ignoring the engineer's comments, but trying to intimidate him with a lawsuit. If they do it again, no amount of hiding paper trails is going to remove the evidence that they filed a bogus lawsuit against someone to intimidate them.

      If there's literally no paper trail, then the head of the department that made the decision is the one that'll get fired. That gives him or her a pretty strong incentive not to do it.

      You're acting like this was a procedural misstep. It wasn't. It was, very obviously, a malicious, false, lawsuit filed by an out of control publicly funded body that cannot take criticism despite being absolutely required to by the nature of its existence within a democracy. That's a level of malice where, actually, you do need to think in terms of removing people. You might even need to think of closing the office altogether.

      Your comments, while I'm sure well meant and while applicable in scenarios like "The engineer crashed the train after failing to slow at a signal where this happens frequently", or even "They specified the wrong load rating for the bridge", doesn't apply here. It's not that kind of situation.

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    4. Re:Halfway there. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Of course, when the government doesn't police themselves, usually means they're tyrants.

      FTFY.

      In this case, little "t" tyrants, petty; power hungry none the less. Abuse of power is abuse of power. But its okay, since it is Oregon. ;)

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    5. Re:Halfway there. by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      They'd be likedly to find that it violated the law, given there's precedent and absolutely no risk associated with prosecution.

      No, they wouldn't. Faced with the fact that a finding would lead to a firing, they would hem and haw and point the blame. They would blame the legislature for not making it clear and dither for a few months until everyone forgot.

      Forcing people to pull the trigger almost never works in real organizations.

      Oh, I see. I thought you were talking about actual organizations that exist in the real world. Instead, it appears you be talking about a fantasy world in which any employee can get a political appointee fired.

      Carry on. If you ever do decide to learn about organizations that exist over here, we've got some good reading for you.

    6. Re:Halfway there. by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      They'd be likedly to find that it violated the law, given there's precedent and absolutely no risk associated with prosecution.

      No, they wouldn't. Faced with the fact that a finding would lead to a firing, they would hem and haw and point the blame. They would blame the legislature for not making it clear and dither for a few months until everyone forgot.

      Forcing people to pull the trigger almost never works in real organizations.

      If there's literally no paper trail, then the head of the department that made the decision is the one that'll get fired. That gives him or her a pretty strong incentive not to do it.

      Oh, I see. I thought you were talking about actual organizations that exist in the real world. Instead, it appears you be talking about a fantasy world in which any employee can get a political appointee fired.

      Carry on. If you ever do decide to learn about organizations that exist over here, we've got some good reading for you.

    7. Re:Halfway there. by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1

      This was fairly clear cut: they weren't simply ignoring the engineer's comments, but trying to intimidate him with a lawsuit.

      Jesus Christ, relax. It's administrative overreach, but it's over now.

      Because the AG forced them to admit that they don't have the authority to control the word "engineer", they'll have to knock it off.

      you do need to think in terms of removing people.

      If there is clear evidence that they intended to silence him, then sure go ahead. Otherwise, just make sure it doesn't happen again.

      This is way 99% of government agencies work. Someone does something stupid because there's no rule against it, then someone else writes a policy to ensure it doesn't happen again. If it ever happens again, there are consequences for violating the written policy.

      You might even need to think of closing the office altogether.

      Now this is straight up stupid. The office exists for a good reason, and it can continue to serve its purpose. If someone can't design or build things safely, he should not be allowed to do it at all.

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    8. Re:Halfway there. by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Awesome that this guy only wanted the state to stop intentionally killing people and the result is we are now talking about bringing up state officials on charges because while trying to silence him they violated his right to free speech.

      No charges for intentionally killing people. No charges for conspiring to silence someone who just wants the government to stop killing people. No charges for intentionally prosecuting someone because their appeal to stop murdering people came between some official and their cash cow.

      Nope. Fuck that. Killing people for fun and money is what the government does. Welcome to America.

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    9. Re:Halfway there. by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Inordinate self interest is both malicious and stupid. Never underestimate the ability of humans to possess both characteristics in infinite amounts.

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    10. Re:Halfway there. by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      You used the word "defraud."

      You are aware that short yellow lights "defrauded" people of their blood, limbs, organs, and in some cases, their lives, correct?

      The government was intentionally maiming and killing people to make money. When they got called on it they illegally attacked the messenger through the power of the government.

      The people involved with this should be executed. They have shown that when given the authority to make changes to the lives of others the results are needless pain and death, and when someone tried to help them correct the problems they created their response was intentional injustice.

      They are not fit to live, much less govern.

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    11. Re:Halfway there. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I got fired from state government for browsing slashdot.

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  5. Why the desperation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why did they go to such lengths over traffic lights? This seems to have been a rather sore spot for them.

    The man was an engineer simply not registered in that state and was not attempting to drum up business but rather had given them a formula to replace the mathematical formula first developed in 1959 which only allowed for either stop or ticket when the yellow light was lit up treating it like a red light.

    I would take a guess (which is worth nothing) that they knew about this issue probably for decades and continued with the flawed scenario doing a calculation of cost of fixing the problem vs cost of being sued for the problem (sort of like the fight club car recall formula). /*For those interested in the fight club car recall formula*/
    Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

    1. Re:Why the desperation? by sjames · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They want lots of lovely ticket revenue and he demonstrated mathematically that they had rigged the lights such that it was not always possible to obey the light even while driving lawfully. That would cut into that ticket revenue and could even cause them to have to give some back.

      People were hearing his message and starting to raise a fuss about it so they acted in haste to shut him up. Now they're going to be educated in the Streisand effect.

    2. Re:Why the desperation? by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Oregon is a very boring place.

      Also, I am a doctor.

    3. Re:Why the desperation? by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why did they go to such lengths over traffic lights?

      Generally speaking? Because small-minded people in power love to push others around, just because they can. Doubly so when someone dares to calls them out on an issue within their two-bit little fiefdom.

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    4. Re:Why the desperation? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Is that why it almost spells like Boregon?

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    5. Re:Why the desperation? by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, the standard for the term 'doctor' is being violently eroded over in the US. Thank 'naturopaths' (a.k.a fake doctors).

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    6. Re:Why the desperation? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

      Wasn't this basically what Ford did with the Pinto?

      In order to send a stern signal to other companies which might be tempted to use the same reasoning, the courts' solution was to greatly increase C (damages awarded)...

    7. Re:Why the desperation? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Lower taxes and increase fines.
      The federal and state officials look like saints for lowering taxes. While the cash strapped towns are the devils for strict enforcement and high fines to pay off their bills.

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    8. Re:Why the desperation? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Oregon is a very boring place.

      Also, I am a doctor.

      http://boringoregon.com/

    9. Re:Why the desperation? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      If the people doing these things can be stopped via probation and intervention before they graduate to more serious/violent crime, that's a good thing. Sending them to "crime university" aka "gang induction camp" aka state prison for 5-10 years is a stupid solution. The solutions are availability of educational opportunities to all, availability of mental health intervention, and keeping people out of jail when possible.

      1% incarceration rate shows that our system is failing at what it's supposed to do.

    10. Re:Why the desperation? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      "Race traitor" is just slang for "someone who's dating/got married to a member of a different 'race' that's more attractive than someone whom you'd ever hope to meet."

      And I use 'race' in quotes, because biologically-speaking, there's only one race. The human one. All other distinctions are mostly arbitrary.

    11. Re:Why the desperation? by jediborg · · Score: 1

      THIS. I don't think the general public is aware of how petty and power-hungry local politicians are.

      Now just imagine what the federal politicians are like behind closed doors

    12. Re:Why the desperation? by jediborg · · Score: 1

      If you don't think that your county/city government is doing the exact same thing (or something analogous) in your town, you are incredibly naive. Also we know from studies that red light camera's cause more accidents than they prevent (unintended consequence of people slamming on breaks at a yellow lights in order to avoid a ticket) Camera's at intersections do nothing but fleece the population of money.

    13. Re: Why the desperation? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Except that he actually did show mathematically that there existed a window where the yellow wasn't long enough to stop or clear the intersection before the red for a car obeying the speed limit. That may only be true of some of the lights or it may have only been true until a change was made to avoid backlash.

      Nevertheless, his free speech was certainly violated and no plausible explanation of the behavior suggests good intentions.

    14. Re:Why the desperation? by sjames · · Score: 1

      I certainly do suspect that many local governments do that and other dirty tricks. Red light cameras are a frequent source of such abuses. It is notable that in places where the courts have ordered appropriate lengthening of the yellow light, the red light cameras quickly disappeared. Then of course, there are the convictions for bribes and kick-backs in Chicago.

  6. Re:Streisand Effect by ClickOnThis · · Score: 5, Informative

    Maybe this guy won his case, but it's pretty damn clear now that he is not an engineer.

    Doh, okay, it's abundantly clear I didn't read the article. He is in fact an (electrical) engineer, just not one who is licensed to practice in the state of Oregon. Sorry.

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  7. One thing is clear by eclectro · · Score: 5, Funny

    To all those on Slashdot who defended the Oregon Board of Examiners (and there were a few of you that did), this would be a very good time for you to sit down and have this here warm cup of STFU.

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    1. Re:One thing is clear by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      And we serve those cups of STFU as unregistered baristas -- unregistered bikini baristas.

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    2. Re:One thing is clear by Zmobie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'll admit I was fairly certain they were indeed allowed to fine him when I first read about. I thought it was heavy handed originally though still legal, but I'll eat my humble pie and be rather surprised that the ruling went in his favor. I guess technically speaking he wasn't doing it in a commercial capacity so these laws don't apply. Not sure I agree with them going after anything beyond a review of some of the fines they may have incorrectly levied against individuals under the same circumstance, but we will see how far they take it.

    3. Re:One thing is clear by Zmobie · · Score: 1

      Poor phrasing on my part, I really did mean to acknowledge he wasn't working in a commercial capacity at all so therefore the laws don't actually apply. I had previously been under the assumption that these types of laws applied to engineering work in general (whether commercially done or not) if done for anyone other than yourself, but clearly I was wrong about that.

  8. Honest question by slshdtisctrldbysjws · · Score: 1

    Can anyone provide an argument for why or why not this man is or is not an engineer? This is crucial to understanding the story but it's not being presented clearly.

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    1. Re:Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      He is Mats Järlström from Sweden, earned a degree in electrical engineering from Sweden’s Ebersteinska gymnasium in 1980.

      The crucial part of it is the way the law was written allowed overly broad abuse against anyone who called themselves an engineer while not registered in Oregon even if they are engineers.

      The application of this law in this case is suspect because the lights generate revenue and his correction of a 1959 mathematical formula (which treats yellow lights as red lights) would have decreased revenue.

    2. Re:Honest question by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      earned a degree in electrical engineering from Sweden’s Ebersteinska gymnasium in 1980.

      You can earn an engineering degree in a gymnasium in Sweden? I though gymnasiums were non-trade-specific schools all through the Germanic world. They surely are around where I live. At best I'd expect strong math and physics background from a gymnasium graduate (which helps in this case), but not trade-specific education.

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    3. Re:Honest question by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      He holds engineering degrees from Cornell and MIT.

      Who does? The article states that "Portland City Commissioner Dan Saltzman" has Cornell and MIT engineering degrees, but it doesn't say that Jarlstrom does.

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    4. Re:Honest question by Maritz · · Score: 1

      The ruling seems to uphold his right to say the words "I am an engineer" without needing a professional engineering license.

      In a non-commercial context. The only context in which that ever should have applied.

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    5. Re:Honest question by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      He is an engineer by training, and anyone sane can look at his credentials and say, "Yes, he's an engineer by reasonable standards".

      What he is NOT is licensed to use that title professionally in the United States. Which he wasn't doing, but some embarrassed bureaucrats pretended he was to silence him when they found him annoying.

    6. Re:Honest question by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      He has a degree but is not certified by the state of Oregon. Certification usually requires a degree some experience working under a certified engineer and an exam. I don't know if there are any states that don't require certification except when it comes to networking and telecommunications engineers.

  9. Good. by Jfetjunky · · Score: 1

    They did. The laws are designed to protect against someone who is unqualified from claiming to offer engineering as a service or offer their work as certified licensed work.

    The person down at the local subway can call himself a "sandwich engineer" if they so choose, but as soon as they start claiming they can design structures, power grids, etc for someone, they're in trouble.

    As an example, my good friend couldn't even put "engineering" in the title of his side business because he wasn't going to offer true engineering as a service. He is a licensed P.E. in three states..

    1. Re:Good. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      Usually, if a country says that you're an engineer, you are. Apparently Sweden claims he is, so he is.

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    2. Re:Good. by Hodr · · Score: 1

      In Sweden.

      Not all countries have the same professional standards. A licensed barrister in England for instance should not be able to sell their services as a lawyer in New York (maybe old York).

      And "countries" confer bullshit titles all of the time. Or would you agree that Kim Jong-Il was the "World Leader of The 21st Century", as was among his official State titles.

    3. Re:Good. by blindseer · · Score: 1

      Usually, if a country says that you're an engineer, you are. Apparently Sweden claims he is, so he is.

      Does Sweden claim to be a country? :^) I kid.

      This comes up for people that have medical certifications from some nations and wish to practice medicine in the USA. Sure, you might have a license to practice medicine from Cuba but that means little here. People that were well recognized surgeons in Cuba will flee the country and if they are lucky they will get a license to drive an ambulance. Those not so lucky will get a license to drive a taxicab.

      I do not claim that the professional engineering license from Sweden makes this man unable to call himself an engineer. I only want to point out that not all certifications are equal and sometimes these documents can be forged, or obtained under circumstances that do not meet the rigor of where the person has immigrated to.

      It's sad to see people that have dedicated their lives to learning medicine and helping people be left to survive on driving a car for a living. I don't know of any simple resolution to this when the people come from nations known to be bad actors, who would gladly falsify licenses to practice medicine if it suited their needs.

      Is this man an engineer? Sure. I'm an engineer. I have two engineering degrees from an accredited university and at least ten years of experience doing engineering. I have no certification as an engineer, not even from Sweden, but I am an engineer.

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    4. Re:Good. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I didn't notice that he was selling any services. He *is* an engineer, though; any English dictionary says so. And an English barrister in New York would still be a barrister. Or would he have to fill out "unemployed" if US visa applications (not sure about that) require to fill out your profession?

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  10. Re: Bad news for AGW/CC acolytes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Give the dude a break - he's probably Russian and doesn't speak a word of English.

  11. Re:Bad news for AGW/CC acolytes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    You should look up acceleration in the dictionary.

    A car coming towards you at 20 MPH need not accelerate to squash you.

    Hmm E=1/2 m*v^2. Suppose m is around 1500kg. 20mph = 8.94 m/s. I believe all the units are correct, so multiplying that out yields about 60k joules of energy. Terminal velocity is around 53m/s, so assuming a 62kg human, you get 87k joules of energy if you just went splat from an aircraft.

    The first would assume you were between a car and a brick wall and you received all the energy, which is an extreme case. At any rate, I suspect the 20mph one might be survivable, as long as your thrown out of the way, since your only getting a fraction of the available energy. (It could also easily be lethal or crippling.)

    I'm too lazy to read all the details about the Oregon man, but if he got a fine for saying he is an engineer, can't we give Trump a fine every time he says believe me, or maybe every time he resorts to juvenile name calling?

    Perhaps we could start with a 1 cent fine and double it each time. I'm betting he would be bankrupt within a month.

  12. No SLAPP Argument? by mentil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Considering the fine against him was essentially a SLAPP action, and Oregon has anti-SLAPP legislation, Mr. Jarlstrom should make the argument that an additional fine/restitution against the State Board should be applied in this case. Even if the specific legislation exempts the government, it could be argued by analogy.

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    1. Re:No SLAPP Argument? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Not to mention a suit for violating his civil rights.... Should be a slam dunk, they admitted to it.

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    2. Re:No SLAPP Argument? by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      Even if the specific legislation exempts the government, it could be argued by analogy.

      That's not how law works. When the legislature exempts or excludes application by explicit language, it means that the law cannot be argued to apply by implicit language. It's a form of the 'more specific rule' canon of interpretation.

      Remember, the legislature isn't even obligated to pass an anti-SLAPP law. They could repeal the entire thing, so barring extraordinary circumstances, they can chose where and when to have it apply.

  13. Re:Bad news for AGW/CC acolytes by mnemotronic · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You should look up acceleration in the dictionary.

    A car coming towards you at 20 MPH need not accelerate to squash you.

    Hmm E=1/2 m*v^2. Suppose m is around 1500kg 20mph=8.94 m/s I believe all the units are correct, so multiplying that out yields about 60k joules of energy Terminal velocity is around 53m/s so assuming a 62kg human you get 87k joules of energy if you just went splat from an aircraft The first would assume you were between a car and a brick wall and you received all the energy which is an extreme case At any rate I suspect the 20mph one might be survivable as long as your thrown out of the way since your only getting a fraction of the available energy It could also easily be lethal or crippling.

    Is there a moderation code for "mansplaining gone amok"?

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  14. Re:Bad news for AGW/CC acolytes by sjames · · Score: 1

    We certainly have a good case for it here. Even if I could moderate that post, I have no idea what moderation to give it. I can't even decide if it should be moderated up for all to see or down. Perhaps a zero valued WTF mod?

  15. Hmm... by BronsCon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if the handful of morons who keep crying about how I'm such a liar and can never admit when I'm wrong will own up to the fact that I was right about this when it first came up a few months back. You know, with the facts and honest opinion I posted.

    In other words, will the idiots stop spreading lies and admit they were wrong? You know, the things they insist I can't do, despite the frequency with which I back up my posts with actual references, come back to post corrections when I learn new information, and thank those who point me in the right direction when I'm wrong.

    Will they? Huh? Will they be able to admit they were wrong?

    Yes, I know this is off topic and I'm prepared to face the downmods. I just had to call out UnknowingFool, Zero__Kelvin, zifn4b, and the rest of that crew. If I'm expected to admit when I'm wrong (and I do when it happens), I expect the same from them and, well, after the dicking they've been giving me for the past few months, I deserve to gloat once.

    In your face, assholes.

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    1. Re:Hmm... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      In other words, will the idiots stop spreading lies and admit they were wrong? You know, the things they insist I can't do, despite the frequency with which I back up my posts with actual references, come back to post corrections when I learn new information, and thank those who point me in the right direction when I'm wrong.
      Will they? Huh? Will they be able to admit they were wrong?
      Yes, I know this is off topic and I'm prepared to face the downmods.

      Ironically, you didn't back up your post with actual references. You shoulda linked to the parts where someone on Slashdot touched you.

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    2. Re:Hmm... by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny

      Those who did know they did.

      Ah yes... The old SCO gambit. "You know what you did, and if you didn't I'm certainly not going to show you."

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    3. Re:Hmm... by DamonHD · · Score: 1

      How to make friends and influence people!

      Maybe this whole story is not about you, just maybe.

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    4. Re:Hmm... by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Maybe when a handful of people follow someone from comment section to comment section and consistently give them shit they shouldn't be surprised when they get called out for it. I'm not trying to make friends, here; the people I'm calling out aren't people I'd care to associate with if not for the fact that they follow me around here in an attempt to push my buttons.

      More to the point, as I've told the lot of them time and again, I find it entertaining that they think they're anything more to me than a source of endless entertainment. I'll be equally entertained by their response (or lack thereof, if that may be the case) to my pointing out the double standard; they expect of my more than they are willing to give of themselves.

      And, anyway, what are you doing responding to an off-topic post that isn't about you? I mean, you're welcome to it and, as the author of the off-topic post you were replying to, I'm certainly not one to judge; but maybe you should assess your own motives before questioning mine? Surely you've just learned that making a good shitpost every now and then can bring a bit of joy -- and if not, why did you post? Just food for thought.

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    5. Re:Hmm... by BronsCon · · Score: 2

      Oh, I'll show them if they ask. They won't because they know.

      Cute, though. You managed to make me chuckle a bit; you earned that funny mod, for sure, and I'm just burning some karma for the hell of it. I'm curious if I'll be able to recover from Terrible to Excellent in 24 hours again like I did last time APK and his sock-puppet army came after me; I have to tank it first, though, to find out.

      And yes, I recognize that I'm worse than they are at this moment. If I don't give them some legitimate ammunition once in a while, they get bored and leave me alone... and that's no fun, now, is it?

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    6. Re:Hmm... by DamonHD · · Score: 1

      How useful is it to make scenes in public places just for the sake of it? You subtract from other people's enjoyment and focus. And no I don't think that being unpleasant/destructive just because you can is anything other than a selfish ego trip.

      If that's something that you do regularly, maybe *that* is why people are calling you out. Doing more of it isn't going to get them to stop.

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    7. Re:Hmm... by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Don't know you or the conversation history, but this is about as petty and bitter as posts get. Jesus fucking christ. Lighten up.

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    8. Re:Hmm... by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Aye, if this was my typical M.O. I'd be right there with you.

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  16. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm an EE. I looked into getting a license a few times, but nothing was relevant to the work that I do. The test seemed to cover things like electrical codes, power distribution networks and safety. Engineering is a wide field, the sample tests did not even touch on verilog, vhdl quantum mechanical or device geometry.

  17. Re:Streisand Effect by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

    He is in fact an (electrical) engineer, just not one who is licensed to practice in the state of Oregon.

    It's even more specific: not licensed to practice as a licensed (sometimes called professional or chartered) engineer. He can almost certainly work as an electrical engineer in Oregon.

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  18. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    certainly can, provided any work he does that requires a licensed "P.E." is signed-off by one.

  19. Re: Free speech by blindseer · · Score: 1

    Sure you can, but you'll be fined $500 for it. Not for calling yourself an engineer, but for walking around with an unlicensed erection.

    If you are going to erect anything around here we need prior notification of said erection sent to the traffic commission, fire marshal's office, city council, engineering office, and public utilities board. Draft reports will have to be filed on traffic and parking, fire safety, property tax estimates, structural stability, and water and sewage requirements before the erection license may be issued. The erection may not be occupied until final reports have been filed and an occupancy license issued. Issuance of any license may require payment of estimated fees and taxation at time of issuance.

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  20. Re:Mats Jarlstrom may have won the case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why? He didn't lie and he didn't claim to have any expertise he didn't have, so it would be rather inappropriate to refer to him as such.

  21. Re:Bad news for AGW/CC acolytes by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    Around twenty years or so is the period where you even begin to have the chance to detect long-term patterns. Why should your 23 years impress me? Not to mention that "Acceleration In Global Warming" and "global warming" are obviously two different things. Well, it's obvious at least to people who haven't flunked freshman-level calculus.

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  22. Re:Mats Jarlstrom may have won the case by BronsCon · · Score: 5, Informative

    Except that he very clearly stated what his expertise was and does, in fact, hold the degrees he claims to hold. He phrased the traffic issue in terms of his expertise as "an expert in motional feedback (displacement, velocity and acceleration feedback) of powered speakers which includes the full understanding of motion of an object such as a loudspeaker cone (or a vehicle stopping or traveling through an intersection as in ORS811.260(4))"; he, then, provided an analysis of the issue framed by that expertise.

    And his analysis was correct, so you can hardly say he doesn't have the expertise he claims.

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  23. Re:Streisand Effect by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    but it's pretty damn clear now that he is not an engineer.

    Of course. James Watt wasn't an engineer either. In fact there had been no engineers before Oregon was founded because only after Oregon was founded could Oregon certify people as engineers. /s

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  24. Re:Bad news for AGW/CC acolytes by Maritz · · Score: 1

    Whodathunkit

    No global warming to speak of for 23 years

    Hmmmm

    - snruter rotsac

    Yeah mate, the devil put the fossils in the rocks. The world is flat. We know.

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  25. We Are All Engineers! by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    Nous Sommes Tous Ingenieur(s).
    Although on second thought. Maybe not,

  26. Re:Streisand Effect by jellomizer · · Score: 2

    The field of engineering is way to broad for a single license.
    If your job is going to be doing dangerous things, or is somehow considered risky to the public, a license is a good to make sure you have the basic skills to do such a job safely.
    However if all your job is on a virtual environment, a license is just a waste of everybody’s time and money.
    An engineer is the job title that you do that covers a broad range of jobs, from creating software to driving trains.

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  27. Re: Free speech by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    No one cares about the damn traffic lights. The question is: Can you walk around with an erection clasiming youâ(TM)re an Engineer?

    Today you would be more likely to claim being a media personality or a political candidate, so as to profit from the witch hunt publicity.

  28. Dr. McCoy by cstacy · · Score: 1

    Did your RTFA? Did you see his photograph? Caption: "I'm an engineer, not a doctor, damnit!" http://image.oregonlive.com/ho...

  29. Re:Name's Gilbert. J. Gilbert, she said by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I'm glad I don't have mod points.

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  30. Re:Streisand Effect by 6Yankee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He's not an "engineer" by their definition, but I bet the asshats that pursued this wouldn't hesitate to label themselves as "public servants"...

  31. This Happened to Me by lazarus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Many years ago I started a small software "engineering" shop with about a half dozen "engineers" (we used to call them that a lot more back then). Naturally, I thought it was a good idea to have "engineering" in the name of the company.

    This was fine for quite a while as we never advertised and we certainly would never have even dreamed of passing ourselves off as some kind of structural or electrical engineering company. Then one day I added another phone line to the office and the local telephone company (without my knowledge) put a "free" yellow pages "ad" in their listing for the company...

    The Association of Professional Engineers called me... They were good about it, but quite firm that I was absolutely not to do business under that name anymore unless I wanted to be sued out of existence. I changed the name at my inconvenience and expense. For good measure, I also changed my phone numbers.

    I honestly had no idea that there was a group of people (with a lot of lawyers) who had a claim over a word in the English language. I still think it's wrong.

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    1. Re:This Happened to Me by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I think I would have legally changed my name to "Engineer Smith" just to be a pain in their ass.

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    2. Re:This Happened to Me by blindseer · · Score: 2

      When I lived in Texas I saw a bit of an argument over the use of the word "engineer", or even the terms "professional engineer", "licensed engineer". or "certified engineer". What prompted this was the Microsoft certifications that had become popular with the software developers that were coming to the state. People started putting "Microsoft Certified Engineer" on their resume. It turns out that there is an old law in the state that only two people may lawfully call themselves an "engineer". They must either:
      - Have an engineering degree from an accredited university and passed the state issued exams for a professional engineer, or
      - Drive a train

      So, in your search for engineers how many people showed up for the interview in their best looking steel toed boots, freshly pressed coveralls, a bright bandana around their neck, with leather gloves neatly tucked in their belt, and a coal shovel in their hand?

      Yes, I know that's not what a modern train engineer looks like, but just put that image in your mind and think of how ridiculous it is to demand some kind of state protections on the use of any word. If you are looking for state certified engineers then state that in your job qualifications. Is it that hard to figure that out?

      I am an engineer. (And no, I don't drive a train.)

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    3. Re:This Happened to Me by blindseer · · Score: 1

      I think I would have legally changed my name to "Engineer Smith" just to be a pain in their ass.

      No, you're not thinking big enough. Change your middle name to Electrical. Last name, Engineer. First name? Anne.

      "Hi, I'm Anne Electrical Engineer."

      Don't want to go by "Anne"?

      Last name still Engineer. Middle name as Structural. First name as Arnold or something but just abbreviate it. "Hi, I'm A. Structural Engineer."

      Open a dental practice. Call it something catchy, like "A. Structural Engineer Bridgeworks"

      Go into the arts, have a shop called "Structural Engineer's Drawings"

      Anyone have better ideas? I'd like to have some fun with this.

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    4. Re:This Happened to Me by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I like the cut of your jib.

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  32. Re:Mats Jarlstrom may have won the case by slashrio · · Score: 1

    You Oregonese just don't give up, do you?

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  33. Re: Streisand Effect by makerfixer · · Score: 2

    And Lawyers administer the bar exam and doctors administer their exams....

  34. Re:Good progress, stay on it by omnichad · · Score: 1

    Don't know if you meant 'Certified Engineer' or meant certifiable as a joke - as in "officially recognized as needing treatment for a mental disorder."

  35. Re:Streisand Effect by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Insightful

    license is a good to make sure you have the basic skills ...

    That is not really saying a lot.

    ... to do such a job safely.

    Basic skills and Safely aren't really in the same ballpark IMHO.

    I happen to know people who should be "engineers" but don't have the piece of paper to say they are, as well as people that have the piece of paper, that really shouldn't. Piece of paper is just a barrier to entry and doesn't indicate any real competency.

    Once you realize that, you look beyond the paper for actual experience and proof of skill, which is what you should be doing regardless of the piece of paper requirement by the state.

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  36. Re:Streisand Effect by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Right, regardless of the fact that the PE might or might not understand anything the actual engineer did.

    I happen to know a Draftsman who works for an engineering company, he does ALL the engineering, and the guy signing the drawings can barely (if at all) read them, and most of the time doesn't even bother. If people actually knew that the guy with the piece of paper didn't actually do the actual work, they'd be freaking out. On the other hand, they should be grateful that they aren't. ;)

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  37. Re:Streisand Effect by CaptainDork · · Score: 2

    It doesn't matter if he's an engineer or not

    He said he was an engineer.

    "Free speech" means that the government can't punish you for what you say.

    That dosn't mean that a person can practice engineering without a license and to do so violates laws and ordinances crafted outside the protections of the 1st amendment.

    This guy did not "practice." There are no damages to show and, for that reason, the state has no standing.

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  38. Re:Mats Jarlstrom may have won the case by Zmobie · · Score: 1

    Yea I don't think that was ever even a valid argument. The guy was most definitely knowledgeable enough and had the expertise to make the analysis. The only argument was if he was violating P.E. laws by claiming the title without having the certification in the state. Clearly the answer is no he was not now, so by all accounts he comes out ahead here.

    Even I, as a person that thought he probably did violate those laws originally, can't say anything negative about the guy concerning this whole debacle. The only even remote argument someone could make now is that it opens the door for people to use the term who really are not qualified. Problem with that though, either one, people don't give a shit what qualifications the person has anyway, or two, a little bit of research/questioning determines that person to be a fraud.

    Really the end result is sensible limits have been clearly established for the governing body. I am in favor of the P.E. system, and even if I mistakenly thought they had the authority to levy the fine, I can't say that I agreed they should have in that instance.

  39. Sweet by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    If calling yourself an Engineer is a free speech right, then I'm every cool, qualified title on earth.

  40. Re:Streisand Effect by Wootery · · Score: 1

    "Free speech" means that the government can't punish you for what you say.

    Apart from, you know, the exceptions. Like copyright, slander, perjury, inciting panic, inciting violence, false advertising, and yes, protected terms.

  41. DOWN WITH OCCUPATIONAL LICENSING! by jediborg · · Score: 1

    I'm glad the pendulum is swinging the other way towards freer labor markets and less occupational licensing, since study after study shows all it does is hurt those worst off in society who have a valuable skill they can use to earn money, but don't have the money to pay for the license to legally use that skill. Also these licenses mean that we as consumers pay more for the services, be it barbers, plumbers, nurses, doctors, etc.

    I don't care how well you did on some state-issued exam which may or may not be relevant to your job. All I care about is 'can you do the job i'm paying you for' and I determine that the same way most consumers do, Relying on the 'reputation market' of repeat business, branding, word-of-mouth, and review sites like yelp

  42. Re:Streisand Effect by CaptainDork · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Those "exceptions," you mention are not, "free speech." Like making money pretending to be an engineer, those are simply, "illegal."

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  43. Re:Streisand Effect by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

    Exactly this. For instance, in order to be a chef or run a restaurant kitchen in many places you are required to have a ServSafe certification. That serves a state interest in ensuring that public eateries know how to serve food that is safe to eat.

    So you may end up with safe-to-eat food, but that doesn't mean it's any good.

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  44. Re:Streisand Effect by tehSpork · · Score: 1

    The NCEES does now have a Computer Engineering option that looks much more reasonable for those of us that are more on that side of things. Sadly Oregon requires references from three licensed Engineers to apply. I have yet to run into anyone that is actually licensed (heck 90% of my coworkers haven't even taken the FE), likely because the CE option is very new.

  45. Re:Streisand Effect by Darinbob · · Score: 2

    In practice that paper is really only needed in a few limited instances, which can all be covered by one person on a team.

    A lot of this bickering about needing a paper before one can be an engineer sounds very similar to those claiming you can't be a plumber without a union card.

  46. Court mandated legal training by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    Every time some idiot government employee/politician creates a law or regulation that the courts find to be in violation of our Constitution, the court should order them to pay (from their personal money, not state money) for 10 hours of legal training in what the Constitution lets them do and not do.

    And those hours should double if they do it again, and double again if they do it a third time (40 hours), until they stop doing it.

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  47. Re: Streisand Effect by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

    Amazingly, you can only become a PE after another PE signs off on your work experience. So it seems a bit catch-22.

    And you can only become a human being if another human being gives birth to you. What's your point again?

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  48. Re:Streisand Effect by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

    In this case, the same people who determine if you get to call yourself an "Engineer" were intentionally violating safe and sensible engineering practices, resulting in vast amounts of property damage, disfiguring and life changing injuries to innocent people, and ultimately causing the death rate to rise. Why? So that some elected official's brother in law could make a shit ton of money off of some red light cameras.

    So if we take that and fit it into your analogy, this would be like the state requiring every ServSafe certificate holder to be infected with typhoid. Oh, and any doctor who says this is unsafe for people will get sued by the state because hes not a chef.

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  49. Re:Streisand Effect by Local+ID10T · · Score: 1

    FALSE

    "Free speech" means that the government can't punish you for what you say.

    Freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences of speech.

    Freedom of speech means that the government may not prevent you from speaking (sharing your opinions), especially with regards to the government (aka political speech).

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  50. Re:Streisand Effect by Wootery · · Score: 1

    Like making money pretending to be an engineer, those are simply, "illegal."

    In the US, 'engineer' is a protected term. Aren't we still talking about the realm of the illegal here?

  51. Re:Streisand Effect by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Like making money pretending to be an engineer, those are simply, "illegal."

    In the US, 'engineer' is a protected term. Aren't we still talking about the realm of the illegal here?

    No, no it's not. Professional Engineer maybe, but it varies from state to state.

    I was given the title "Field Design Engineer" back in the early 80s by a Fortune500 company, when I only had an Associate's degree, and was really a computer technician, and doing very little actual design. "Field" just meant that I worked at customer sites.

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  52. Re:Streisand Effect by Wootery · · Score: 1

    By gad, you're right!

    Looks like Texas has the strongest protection, where the title 'engineer' (and not only 'professional engineer') is legally protected.

  53. Re:Streisand Effect by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    They do. In fact, the people he was criticizing, civil engineers who installed red light cameras in Beaverton then cut the timing in half for the yellow light, are not just labeled as public servants, but paid as such.

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  54. Re:Streisand Effect by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    I'd say that Free Speech means that the government won't prosecute you because you say something. Prior restraint is an infringement on free speech, but imprisoning somebody after saying something is also.

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