Samsung Targets First Half of 2018 for Smart Speaker (bloomberg.com)
An anonymous reader shares a report: Samsung is aiming to introduce a smart speaker in the first half of 2018, entering a crowded field of voice-controlled devices from Amazon, Apple and Alphabet, people briefed on the plans said. The device by the South Korean technology giant will have a strong focus on audio quality and the management of connected home appliances such as lights and locks, said the people, who asked not to be identified talking about private plans. The gadget will run Bixby, Samsung's digital assistant that rivals Alexa, Siri, and Google Assistant. It will also synchronize with TVs, Galaxy smartphones and other Samsung devices, the people also said. The upcoming speaker, the report claims, will be priced at about $200.
I don't see them catching up to Apple or Google unless this thing has a lifelike pussy built into it.
>> (listening/marketing device) priced at about $200
I still don't understand why there is a "price" attached to these things. I'd think companies would be giving them away, and for guys like me, they'd need to pay me to put something like this in my living space.
It is a surveillance device for dumb people
It's good for kindling. Or giving to your worst enemy.
Yeah, yeah, computers have mics. Which can be disabled with a "dummy plug." So do cell phones, but they're not omnidirectional (you basically need to talk/shout at one to be heard) and aren't designed to listen 24/7.
This is a device that needs to listen to your home 24/7. No thanks. If someone gives me one for X-mess, I'd return it to them, specifically shove it where the sun don't shine.
Is there demand for smart speakers? Are there everyday people excited to get these devices?
I'm not going to intentionally install a bugging device in my house.
So nice and specific then...
Nobody wants this rubbish in their houses, except the incredibly stupid and rich.
First the Mono speaker, then the stereo smart speaker then the 5:1 smart speaker, Then the 7:1 smart speaker then dit dah dit dah dit dah
...will contain the line "Bixby, catch fire!"
What the fuck do I need a smart speaker for. My dumb speakers work fine
I feel like either I am way behind on what people in general want or the PR marketing from Google, Apple, Samsung, etc. has infiltrated my brain and turned it to mush.
I don’t want smart anything in my house (lights, thermostats, speakers, etc.). The only thing I want connected is my alarm system for obvious reasons. I don’t know anymore if I am in the minority or majority on this.
I have been house hunting lately and a lot of new construction has all this smart technology and while it does have that cool factor it also has that creepy/security issue factor.
We've got sights. We've got sounds. But savvy marketers have yet to capitalize on the olfactory senses. Therefore, I will be releasing the iSmartAss 3000.
It will learn your odors and preferences. It will release bacon smells. It will release honey smells. It will release the smells of the farts that you secretly enjoy when you are alone.
It will sniff your house, and when it smells the laundry piling up it will order you detergent and a fresh pair of jeans. It will sniff for your pheromones and learn what excited you when you view special offers selected just for you.
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I want to be able to play my local media. Google Home and Alexa will only let you tell the player to play songs by STREAMING music from their respective services; which requires a working uninterrupted internet connection ---- oddly the seemingly easier thing to do, play from a local file share or request a download from a local web server seems to be omitted from their capabilities.
Where can I get a speaker that I can ask to play a song that I have indexed on a local NAS?
I can do this manually with an app using the Sonos multi-room system, but I want voice command to play from indexed songs that I OWN, and I don't want to be bound to monthly for a streaming service to access my content.
Why don't we call them "smart microphones"?
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Amazon and Google own this market already. Microsoft is once again too late to market to matter. Samsung Bixby? No one really cares outside of South Korea..
It's only a matter of time before Samsung releases SmartTVs with these smart speakers.
Oh wait, they already do.
Smart TVs actively search for open wifi networks in your area whether you want it or not.
Fuck
Thats what Samsung CEOs know you *really* need.. more time to walk the President's gay lover's dog.
There's Siri, Alexa, Bixby, etc. etc. What we need is a standard of ONE name. In Star Trek they say "Computer", but that's too common to be used to get a computer's attention. We need a word nobody uses anymore. A word that doesn't come up in polite conversation. One obscure word that would be used only for getting a smart speaker's attention.
I know! I know! CowboyNeal!
(my second choice was Cmdrtaco)
Also, if you're not connected to the internet you can't use any app even if you want to use it locally. New samsung TV privacy policy told me that they grab screenshots to try to see what you're watching. Fuck Samsung.