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What Amazon's Alexa Economy Pays the People Building Its Skills (cnet.com)

From a report on CNET: On a lark, Joel Wilson started developing skills for Alexa, Amazon's voice assistant, this past January. After a few weeks of coding, he launched two skills -- Amazon's term for voice-controlled apps -- called Question of the Day and Three Questions. Both quiz people on science, literature and pop culture trivia. In May, he got an email from Amazon telling him to expect a check in the mail as part of a new program that pays cash to makers of popular skills. That first month, Amazon sent him $2,000. It got better from there. He's received checks for $9,000 over each of the past three months, he said. Wilson unexpectedly joined a new Alexa economy, a small but fast-growing network of independent developers, marketing companies and Alexa tools makers. Two years ago, there wasn't nearly as much to do on Alexa and the market for making Alexa skills was worth a mere $500,000. Now, with more than 25,000 skills available, the market is expected to hit $50 million in 2018, according to analytics firm VoiceLabs.

101 comments

  1. okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    whooooooooo carrrrrrrres

    1. Re:okay by ELCouz · · Score: 1

      ...your bank account...

  2. Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    World's richest man, leverages technology invented by socialist universities paid by taxes he avoids, showers pocket change on the hoi polloi!

    What wonderful times we live in.

    1. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by olsmeister · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wouldn't exactly call $9k per month pocket change.

    2. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long do you think he will keep getting those checks?

    3. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Desler · · Score: 1

      It will be soon enough when the skills glut happens and most people will be lucky to make a tiny fraction of that amount.

    4. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by jellomizer · · Score: 0

      I would be fine with this, if he isn't ranting to stop the funding of these "socialist" universities.
      As a culture there is a lot of value in Research for the sake of Research, while a lot of it isn't information that can be engineered into something profitable. It is still valuable and such information should be learned and recorded, because it may be needed down the line, either as for a new process or technique, or just the process of learning it, may help other research to take similar approaches.

      --
      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    5. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by gnick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For longer than he'll keep spending time creating those skills. That's not bad. I'm expected to keep producing every single work day if I want to keep getting paid.

      --
      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    6. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      I would be fine with this, if he isn't ranting to stop the funding of these "socialist" universities.

      Could you provide a link to whatever the heck you are talking about? I Googled for several minutes and found absolutely nothing about Jeff advocating for reduced scientific research funding. To the contrary, he seems to be very pro-science, pro-education, and generally supportive of progressive policies.

    7. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If each of those streams eventually will require on average 15 minutes of your time you could have easily taken classes and doubled your meager pay
      Good work creimer

    8. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A side business? Is that what you call eating buffet owners out of house and home while you grow more morbidly obese?

    9. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Praise the genius of creimer! His video is now ranked number one with only 5 views!

      https://www.youtube.com/result...

    10. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the search query string in the above link:
      "Christmas+in+the+park+San+Jose+california+reimer"

      Pay attention to the reimer in there!

      Of course if you search for your video by its name it is going to show up first!

      In realty, your video doesn't rank anything you useless dumb fat fuck!

      And you still don't know shit about "youtube algorithm" you brainless ameba!

    11. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There you are spamming youtube affiliate links with yet another fake account, you revenue stream hogging disgusting fat sexist tube of lard, Christopher Dale Reimer!

      You can be sure I will be watching this fake account too. I know this is you because you told me you were working on your freepass 11 file server and you are so dumb that you can't even masquerade yourself properly.

      Now, I told you I was out of meds last week and you didn't even care to contact me you lazy fucker.

      How many times do I have to express the emergency of the situation??????

      The python click script you wrote for my pheromone revenue stream web site suddenly stopped to work!!!!!!

      You fucking incompetent python script writer!!!

      When it works, I get 4000+ clicks a day on my pheromone revenue stream web site but only 5 or 6 without it!!!!

      Now, it seems like you dont care and that you have abandoned me you heartless fucking pig!

      Bonus:
      Here is a story that creimer told me when convincing me what a hard life he had:

      The tree was him and the tree knot was his butt hole!

      So, his uncle packed his fat ass with lard and with his cock! Not that it makes much of a difference but anyway, there it is!

      Signed:
      The girl that used to love you and now hates you, burn in hell where you belong you sexist pig!

    12. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chris' case is getting worse, he spends all day replying to himself as AC on /.

      The tests we ran on Chris have shown that Chris has the intelligence of an ameba:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      So, technically, he is able to conceive some kind of agenda but it will be silly or impossible to follow on a human scale.

      For example, Chris had an agenda to post anything he felt like on Slashdot which did not work well because it was based on his false beliefs that he had an infinite number of karma points as he wrote here several times.

      Several people here explained to Chris that karma maxed out at some level like 50 or so but Chris kept on insisting that his python script had confirmed that he had millions of karma points!

      Oh well, as I wrote before: "It isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody."

      For the valuable /. users that might already have read the following, please note that there is an important update.

      IMPORTANT UPDATE:
      Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education has invested money to buy Chris a new chair:
      http://www.keynamics.com/image...

      Information about Christopher Dale Reimer and autistic people:

      Autistic people have obsessions about things normal people don't care. For example, one of our autistic patient went haywire when he realized that there was a penny missing in his pocket change.

      To calm him down, one of our educator pretended to have found it on the floor and gave a penny to him.

      The autistic patient condition went even worse because he realized it wasn't the same penny!

      Chris has an obsession with budgeting every penny. He doesn't understand that most people do not budget to the penny and have a flexible amount they allow for miscellaneous items.

      I am Nancy Guerrero and I am Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a. creimer,cdreimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
      http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...

      Our artists were inspired by the low carb diet that Christopher follows scrupulously for the small lunch box and by the picture linked below for the rest. I am sure that you will notice the similarities such as the bump on the side of his chest and more:
      https://ibb.co/gVad65

      Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
      http://ibb.co/mRVSaG

      But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody.

      Thank You dear users,
      ---
      Nancy Guerrero
      Director
      Special Education
      Santa Clara County Office of Education

    13. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are wrong creimer is such a genius that he figured out how to use "dot" as an operator in python!

      Read what Chris Reimer (cdreimer) wrote here:
      https://groups.google.com/foru...

      You are such a perfect miracle imbecile Chris!

      I can't believe that you are actually imbecile enough to post this thread here. It makes you look like an even more imbecile fucktard yet.

      As some have stated on that thread "dot is NOT an operator", you fucktard! Apperently, you did not read the thread yourself or more likely, your ameba brain reading comprehension doesn't allow you to understand its content.

      It's like asking: What is the dot operator precedence in Linux Slackware 1.2.3? You can't daisy chain dot operators in Windows versions (e.g. 3.1, 3.11, etc.)

      What is the precedence in the 2.5 IQ that you possess?

      And if you ever asked about real operators the word is "Precedence" you fucktard!

      Dots are not operators in ANY OOP language you silly fuck!

      See java:
      https://docs.oracle.com/javase...

      For python, you could have googled it but no, you needed to grab the attention on that google group and didn't care that it made you look like a total fool.
      http://reeborg.ca/docs/oop_py_...

      See example in above link:
      Fido.head.mouth.teeth.canine.hurts();
      Other example:
      Criemer.head.brain.isHurting(); This is always false because your head is empty you dumb fuck!

      But Criemer.head.isEmpty() always returns true...

    14. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks Nancy,

      Your posts are always enlightening and right on topic! Keep up the good work over there at Special Education!

      I have noted that Chris uses child psychology to convince his so called trolls to give up by pretending they just give him free publicity. That's adoring! ;-)

      Anyway Chris would have a hard time to learn anything above child level matters, including psychology.

      https://childdevelopmentinfo.c...

      ---
      Silvia Bunge
      Psychology Department
      University of California, Berkeley

    15. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CREIMER' SUBMISSIONS UPDATE:
      Note also that creimer is trying to regain karma by getting his submissions published as articles on /. so make sure to go to:
      https://slashdot.org/~cdreimer
      https://slashdot.org/~Anonymou...
      https://slashdot.org/~FatCashe...
      https://slashdot.org/~ILoveFat...
      https://slashdot.org/~IHateFat...
      https://slashdot.org/~IAteFatC...
      https://slashdot.org/~ITapeFat...
      https://slashdot.org/~IApeFatC...
      https://slashdot.org/~IPrayFat...
      https://slashdot.org/~FatCashe...
      and mod down his submissions as well. The great thing is that you don't even need mod points to mod down a submission, just click on the "minus" icon!

      Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

      creimer wrote:

      I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

      https://slashdot.org/comments....

      Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

      Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

      creimer wrote:

      All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

      https://slashdot.org/comments....

      C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

      But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

      Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
      Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
      All the king's horses
      And all the king's men
      Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
      Together again.

      Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Creimy's real pictures:
      Before the sex change:
      https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
      After the sex change:
      https://ibb.co/gVad65

      Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:
      http://www.keynamics.com/image...

      Creimy's head, while his supervisor was talking to him, not with him, since it is impossible to do with Creimy:

    16. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pay attention to the reimer in there!

      https://www.youtube.com/cdreimer

      BTW, The Christmas video now has 42 views. :P

      Holiday t-shirt pic: https://twitter.com/cdreimer/status/944682997021683713

    17. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dat neck bulge. Lawlz

    18. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes I know, all these views were myself laughing my heart out with friends while making fun of you.

      We are going to stop now. Those views aren't going to help you anyway. You must be really desperate to enjoy views by people making fun of you.

      By the way, good timing creimer, posting your Christmas video on Christmas day shows what a great marketer you are, clueless fuck!

      Autistic hint: all marketers release their Christmas stuff way before Christmas because after Christmas, it is over.

    19. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be really desperate to enjoy views by people making fun of you.

      Uh, no. Slashdot now counts for 40% of my external views. The rest is divided between Facebook, Google (search) and Twitter. The YouTube algorithm loves external links and promotes videos that has distribution outside of YouTube.

      By the way, good timing creimer, posting your Christmas video on Christmas day shows what a great marketer you are, clueless fuck!

      I posted the Christmas video on Friday, 12/22/2017 @ 10AM. I didn't post a comment until Christmas Day because I was busy with holiday-related stuff.

      Autistic hint: all marketers release their Christmas stuff way before Christmas because after Christmas, it is over.

      Uh, no. This video has search friendly content. It will continue to gain views over the years. Since the non-profit responsible for Christmas in the park has a "Christmas in July" fundraiser each year, I can create a follow-up video in July that links back to the December video.

      Here's another example: Ming-Na Wen (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)at the Heroes and Villains Fanfest videos in early December. HVFF has a half-dozen events scheduled throughout 2018. I'll have that many opportunities to promote the videos throughout the year via Facebook, Slashdot and Twitter. An HVFF 2016 video got 4,500 views in the last year even though I wasn't actively promoting it.

    20. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha creimer! A bunch of weirdos and lunatics like yourself trying to "game" youtube algorithm.

      One even named his video "gaming the youtube" algorithm ;-)

      Youtube algorithm is secret you dumb fuck!

      Do you remember when you thought you had an infinite number of karma points on /. you fat imbecile? Same thing again you clueless ameba.

      Despite being secret, the youtube algorithm is much smarter than the slashdot one. It will drive you into oblivion way much quickly!

      All algorithms are designed to avoid nuisances like yourself!

    21. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, this.

      Might quibble about the number 30, but that's dependent on the types of business and how independent the streams are.

    22. Re: Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      This shit is priceless. Reddit cant hold a candle.

      --
      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
    23. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot revenue streams from the spinoffs, for example, this spinoff of your Christmas video:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    24. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting business advice from you. Chris, is like getting advice on how to satisfy women sexually from Richard Simmons.

    25. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the most depressing thing I've ever seen. You look like a man beaten by life, minutes from death... Almost makes me feel bad for having signed up "cdreimer" months ago, and eventually leading to your complete irrelevance here.

      Almost.

    26. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting business advice from you. Chris, is like getting advice on how to satisfy women sexually from Richard Simmons.

      Or even getting said advice from creimer too! His gnarled tootsie roll dick would even leave a toddler asking “Is it in yet?”

      Lololol

    27. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creimer heard "crumbs" and he thought there would be food...

    28. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought you didn't post AC, you lying sack of goat shit?

    29. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you think creimer posts two dozen comments per day without you knowing about it?

    30. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean all those posts that are obviously yours, George Lucas neck?

    31. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      creimer isn't interested in actually trying to improve his situation, that would imply he might get found out as the huge fraud he is. Instead, he has sunk to his level of irrelevance where people think he's in his 60s and that generic food court meals are "food porn".

    32. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought you said braise creimer so I brought some of this.

      Then I realized the fat fuck probably already sweats orange duck sauce so you don't even need it!

    33. Re: Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you stopped raping your neighbor's goats yet?

    34. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are giving advice on finances? You live in a studio apartment, you declared bankruptcy recently, you can't afford a car, you have less than $10K in retirement savings at an age where you should have at least $250K, and just generally you give the impression of being one step away from homelessness.

      You wouldn't give advice on picking up women, would you? Or give people dieting advice? So why are you giving financial advice?

    35. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are giving advice on finances? You live in a studio apartment, you declared bankruptcy recently, you can't afford a car, you have less than $10K in retirement savings at an age where you should have at least $250K, and just generally you give the impression of being one step away from homelessness.

      Haven't seen this one in a while. Someone should put this into their copy and paste file.

      You wouldn't give advice on picking up women, would you?

      Picking up women, no. Christian dating advice, yes.

      Or give people dieting advice?

      Yes, I do.

      So why are you giving financial advice?

      Running a side business for 10+ years has given me some insights on finances.

    36. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you see the comment that creimer posted on YouTube? Slashdot makes up 40% of the external traffic to his YouTube account!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR9VX41sjyo&lc=z22fvrdy0zypdhcw404t1aokgfwhqttcvlx2y2j5lo04bk0h00410

    37. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you get the point that was being made. You are doing far below average in terms of weight, finances, and relations with women. So why are you giving advice? Shoudn't people who have had some measure of success be giving advice?

      Everybody has some things they're good at and some they're bad at...limit your advice to subjects you have had success at.

    38. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's delusional so he probably feels he is an expert in all of these. He did advise people to go to Mexico and marry underage girls so it could be said he has offered dating advise too.

    39. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're the number one reason why creimer haven't gotten bored and left. As long as he has a financial incentive from the attention that you give him, he will never leave Slashdot. Fuck you, asshole.

    40. Re:Thank you for the shower of crumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks Nancy,

      Your posts are always enlightening and right on topic! Keep up the good work over there at Special Education!

      I have noted that Chris uses child psychology to convince his so called trolls to give up by pretending they just give him free publicity. That's adoring! ;-)

      Anyway Chris would have a hard time to learn anything above child level matters, including psychology.

      https://childdevelopmentinfo.c...

      ---
      Silvia Bunge
      Psychology Department
      University of California, Berkeley

  3. Amazon employee getting paid 1099 by DogDude · · Score: 0

    Neat! Now you can work for Amazon and get no benefits and really shitty pay! Boy, this American economy is just humming right along...

    --
    I don't respond to AC's.
    1. Re:Amazon employee getting paid 1099 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      $9K/mo is not exactly "shitty pay", mister 1%-er.

      If building skills for Alexa is where the money is, that's where people will go. The phone app ecosystem is overcrowded and hard to stand out. Alexa skills aren't yet: you can still do alright there.

    2. Re:Amazon employee getting paid 1099 by DigiShaman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That price will drop once the flood of Chinese, India, and Filipinos cash in on the action....perhaps paid in BTC too.

      --
      Life is not for the lazy.
    3. Re:Amazon employee getting paid 1099 by Desler · · Score: 1

      Don’t worry. It’ll drop a couple of magnitudes soon enough.

    4. Re: Amazon employee getting paid 1099 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For no healthcare, no superannuation, no benefits.... itâ(TM)s shitty pay dude.

    5. Re:Amazon employee getting paid 1099 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That price will drop once the flood of Chinese, India, and Filipinos cash in on the action....perhaps paid in BTC too.

      Alexa, when will Bitcoin crash?

    6. Re: Amazon employee getting paid 1099 by gnick · · Score: 2

      For no healthcare, no superannuation, no benefits.... itâ(TM)s shitty pay dude.

      For a side gig? For royalties on something you've already created? Seems pretty good to me. I don't get paid anything for code I've already written. My boss is hooked on me creating NEW code ALL THE TIME!

      --
      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    7. Re:Amazon employee getting paid 1099 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don’t worry. It’ll drop a couple of magnitudes soon enough.

      It might last awhile since it is new, but your more limited with an audio interface. I don't think it is worth quitting your current job to learn Alexa skills. Of course if your between jobs, then it might be. The no benefits thing is not a real issue. Just don't plan on keeping that 9k a month for long. I can't believe Amazon will continue that salary once the work force catches up a bit.

      In short, I'd think I'd be looking into plans for after Alexa...

    8. Re:Amazon employee getting paid 1099 by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Now you can work for Amazon

      He is not "working for Amazon". He is operating an independent business that uses the Amazon Echo platform. He can take the same content and put it on Google Home and Apple HomePod.

      really shitty pay!

      $9k/mo ($108k/yr) for a part time side job is not "shitty pay".

    9. Re:Amazon employee getting paid 1099 by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Bitcoin crashed in 2011, 2013, 2014 and 2017. It will crash again in 2019, 2022, 2027 and 2034.

      --
      #DeleteFacebook
    10. Re: Amazon employee getting paid 1099 by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      Really? I really feel some people here are extremely out of touch with what most people make. That, or they work some government job and is used to those benefits not counting against their pay

      I make around 60,000. That's before the money taken out for healthcare and my other benefits. And that's not a complaint. I make enough to support my family, make my house and car payments as well as my other bills. In fact, I'd probably have a pretty good nest egg if I would (re)gain control of my spending habits by simply eliminating fast food.

      Granted the cost of living in San Antonio is lower than most places but then my wage reflects that. Same job, same company, pays allot more in other states.

    11. Re:Amazon employee getting paid 1099 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for those who didn't research it, you should know:

      Amazon ONLY pays the Alexa developers with the "highest customer engagement". very few developers see any money at all, even according to Amazon.

      look at the two trivia skills this guy wrote, he has 5 stars with lots of ratings, meaning he's one of the most-used trivia skills most likely.

  4. I want in by houghi · · Score: 0

    This will make me as much money as I already invested in Bitcoins. I will just write a program that will ask both Google and Siri the questions and have them give the answers.
    This I can run 24/7.

    And while we are at it, please be faster with responding to your captcha. My car does not know if it is a car in front of it or a storefront.

    --
    Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    1. Re:I want in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both require account linking and Amazon will reject them when it sees what you're doing in review. If you were even moderately successful and just used your own account, you'd hit request limits and get shutdown from the other side too. That being said if you have a dev account you can set up Google on your own device.

      Now, I'm not here to shit all over your dream. In fact I have a solution. I'd like to introduce you to my bottom bitch, Cortana. You see Cortie will do anything if the price is right. Nothing's off the menu.

  5. I believe Napoleon has something to say about this by mccrew · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Napoleon D. offers some insight on the topic of skills.

    --
    Hey, Windows users, there is no such thing as "forward" slash, there is only slash and backslash.
  6. Spying on people pays by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Obviously. But not well. 50M is laughable.

    --
    Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    1. Re:Spying on people pays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be hasty and shallow on thinking: that is just the value of skill writing, Amazon is making a lot more than that on the data thye are gathering and leveraging for advertising targeting.

    2. Re: Spying on people pays by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

      For targeted advertising, and for sale to repressive regimes.

  7. And yet it's still mostly pointless by blahbooboo · · Score: 2

    These voice servants just have no real utility for me. Yes, it's exciting to use my voice to turn off my lights, but frankly my remote control I prefer. Guess I just don't understand the joy of asking them for the weather forecast, tell a joke, or read a recipe. I went through a list of top Alexa skills, not one was of any use that I could see...

    1. Re: And yet it's still mostly pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creimer go home bro, you are drunk on cliffbars again you fat fuck.

    2. Re: And yet it's still mostly pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ouch, brah. I may be fat but I don’t look like the Michelin man like creimer does. ;_;

    3. Re: And yet it's still mostly pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like to masturbate to trolls comments...keep 'em cumming bros!

    4. Re:And yet it's still mostly pointless by swillden · · Score: 1

      my remote control I prefer

      The Force you should use.

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    5. Re: And yet it's still mostly pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you find your gnarled tootsie roll dick under all the fat rolls, creimer?

    6. Re:And yet it's still mostly pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't know that Louis C.K. read /. :D

    7. Re:And yet it's still mostly pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool story, faggot.

    8. Re:And yet it's still mostly pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's awesome, thanks for sharing your opinion!
      -Posted using an Alexa skill.

    9. Re:And yet it's still mostly pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool story, fagmaster.

    10. Re: And yet it's still mostly pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fear the Progressive Capitalist Establishment may have cranked up the militant pro-homosexuality propaganda a little too high. Mass derangement is starting to afflict the target population.

    11. Re: And yet it's still mostly pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go on... I'm fucking turned on bro! I like it when you talk to me dirty like this...'bout to cum!!!

  8. The Arrr! community will take away. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What Amazon giveth, piracy will take away, because everything digital doesn't have the same protections as physical items. So a sustainable livelihood can only be built upon what piracy can't touch.

    1. Re: The Arrr! community will take away. by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

      Get real. Public policy, not individuals sharing data, is responsible for the great hollowing out of the once-prosperous American software industry.

      DUH LAW demands free international movement of capital but not free movement of labor. Therefore American wages steadily decline in a furious race to the bottom.

      The various "Quantitative Easing" programs have pumped untold billions into the coffers of well-connected Venture Capital oligarchs. Therefore said oligarchs have come to totally dominate the software industry. Their companies turn a handsome loss for years on end, driving all legitimate competitors out of business.

      The inbred silverspoon VC oligarchs cannot be bothered to hide their contempt for working people. They actively seek the proletarianization of software workers, the destruction of all remnants of craftsmanship and independence.

      The good people your deride as "pirates" have done nothing to harm our industry. They are decent honest patriots exercising the charitable Christian impulse to give and share. That badlaws make sharing illegal is a condemnation of those badlaws, not of the good men and women who defy them.

  9. Re: ShanghaiBill is a cock-gobbling fag!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  10. real numbers by Goldsmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's useful to think about the real numbers here:

    The most successful independent developer CNET interviewed made about $30k off his two skills over a one year period (not a steady $9k/month).

    The low end of independent skill writing was some amazon server credit for two years of work.

    The high end of paid skill writing was $100k for a skill, and that's for the guy who worked on developing Alexa and left to start a company writing skills for companies wanting smart advertisements on the system. The low end of paid skill writing was $300 with a $100/month upkeep fee.

    Much is made of the $9000/month (!!!!) the independent guy brought in briefly, but the best money here is in writing the smart advertisements for a set fee.

    1. Re:real numbers by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Better yet - what is behind the payments?

      It's an important question, because you need to follow the money and why Amazon is doing this.

      And unless Amazon is sticking ads on everyone's unit everytime you use a popular skill, it means Amazon is doing this temporarily and just because you have a popular skill making you money every month, well, Amazon could simply pull the program after deciding they have enough of the things to satisfy users and developers of less popular skills are rounding out the missing pieces.

      This is important because just because the guy made $30K in a few months, doesn't mean a year later Amazon will still pay him. Anyone's who used Amazon Underground knows they can pull those things that are no longer needed to meet their goals (Amazon Underground made free apps and DLC and paid developers based on the time the app was used, letting Amazon have apps that cost money be completely free, even the smurfberries). No matter, because Amazon killed that program this year after a couple of years of running it because they have their app stronghold now.

    2. Re:real numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like to masturbate to trolls comments... you turn me on ...hard!

  11. That's peanuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want residuals or go fuck yourself.

    1. Re: That's peanuts by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

      And I want a pony!

  12. What is Google's equivalent to Amazon Alexa Skill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does Google have similar app platform?

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