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Would You Use a Smartphone-Style Laptop With a Three-Day Battery Life? (king5.com)

An anonymous reader quotes USA Today: "Always connected personal computers" -- or ACPCs -- refer to a new breed of Windows laptops with three key features: a battery that can last multiple days; instant-on access when you open the lid or touch a key; and an optional high-speed cellular connection, to avoid hunting for a Wi-Fi hotspot to get online. In other words, your laptop is going to behave a lot more like your smartphone...

In fact, with the Qualcomm Snapdragon 835 processor, ASUS is claiming battery life of up to 22 hours of continuous video playback, and up to 30 days on standby. At $799, the ASUS NovaGo (model # TP370) will also be the first always-connected PC with a 360-degree flip hinge -- making it a "2-in-1" that can convert from laptop mode to a tablet by bending back the 13.3-inch screen -- and the first with Gigabit LTE speeds, for an always on, always connected experience.

ASUS's media relations director touts the high-speed cellular connections -- which consumers pay for separately -- as 3 to 7 times faster than broadband. "It allows you to download a 2-hour movie in about 10 seconds."

And Qualcomm's senior director of product management says there's more ways that it's like a smartphone. "Even when the screen is off, it's still connected, so when I open the lid, it does facial recognition, and I'm in."

194 comments

  1. Can you say by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    netbook?

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    1. Re:Can you say by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I pronounce it to rhyme with "lion jive".

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    2. Re:Can you say by geekmux · · Score: 5, Insightful

      netbook?

      A netbook might have required a monthly recurring cost that creates a never-ending revenue stream for manufacturers.

      This new hardware fucking guarantees it.

      Big difference.

    3. Re:Can you say by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      netbook?

      Yeah... I don't really get this whole "instant on" thing. My old eee 900 had a wake from sleep time of a second. It was sufficiently low that it never bothered me. For some reason I find a 2 second pause bothersome even though by the time I have my laptop out, it's more than an instant check of something. I find my work macbook pro annoying in this regard.

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    4. Re: Can you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Why do you hate *CHRISTMAS*? Why do you hate *JESUS*?

      The anti-Christian bias of users on this site is massively out of control. The hatred of Christianity on Slashdot is on par with Kabul, Tehran, or Riyadh. Liberals clain to be tolerant, all the while expressing their bigotry against Christians and their utter contempt for Jesus. And it is precisely why the West is losing ground to China and India.

    5. Re:Can you say by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      In what way? I don't pay Apple for my cellular connection. Why would you pay Asus?

    6. Re: Can you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bizarre fact: Those countries both have more Catholics than Italy.

    7. Re: Can you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hatred of Christianity on Slashdot ...

      Translation: You've been banned from Twitter, 4chan and Reddit.

      Look, one day you'll have to bite the bullet and go full-on Nazi: They love Christmas, accusatory generalizations, and declaring themselves the victim. Trust me, you'll fit perfectly.

    8. Re:Can you say by geekmux · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In what way? I don't pay Apple for my cellular connection.

      I stand corrected by my manufacturer comment. Regardless, my point still stands. You still have to pay your cellular provider, which an iPhone turns into an iTouch real quick unless you pay for a monthly recurring service.

      Why would you pay Asus?

      Currently, some netbooks have WiFi and cellular services. In the future, I would not be surprised one bit if free connections (such as WiFi) are phased out completely in favor of making hardware that forces you to subscribe to a cellular service in order to use it.

      The concept of SaaS/IaaS isn't some fad that's going away. Pretty soon, all hardware and software will come with a perpetual cost. The concept of one-time purchase and outright ownership will become a thing of the past thanks to Greed.

    9. Re: Can you say by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Youd have the option to subscribe to cellular internet. Or you could opt to rely on using wifi (which could even be by tethering ti an existing cell)

    10. Re:Can you say by burtosis · · Score: 1

      Wtf, mod points expired 5 minutes before I read this. It's all about the lock in.

    11. Re:Can you say by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      You can just buy the device outright and get yourself a pay as you go data SIM which you charge up when you're in the country

      In the US I always used the T Mobile Walmart $30 a month package, now sadly discontinued

      http://uk.businessinsider.com/...

      In the UK I use Tesco mobile where you can get 1GB £7.50 or 2GB for £10

      https://www.tescomobile.com/he...

      You might be able to do better than this now - there are loads of MVNOs and the market is fairly competitive.

      Most countries have mobile operators which offer cheap data packages for pay as you go. In fact in Taiwan it's cheaper to get pay as you go data than it is to get prepaid data. Which is handy if you have a dual SIM phone - have one SIM for the phone number but another for cheap data. Or of course if you have a phone for calls and some other device for data.

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    12. Re:Can you say by Kjella · · Score: 1

      I'm not really sure what you're getting at, if that WiFi is getting data from the Internet then it's using some form of paid service too. Phones have had cellular/WiFi/Bluetooth triple play for a long time with no indication that the latter two are going away and you can set them up as a personal hotspot for your laptop or other device with no stress. Essentially this is just an integrated version of what's already trivially available. Considering that essentially all laptops have a WiFi/Bluetooth chip and antenna already I imagine it's not actually that big an additional cost it's just that nobody has done the integration work. When you get it for "free" by placing a smartphone chip in a laptop format, why the heck not?

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    13. Re: Can you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two very different questions
      > Why do you hate *CHRISTMAS*?

      Because dead Christmas trees litter the streets.
      Because it is primarily a shopping holiday.
      Because Santa stole my chimney cover.

      > Why do you hate *JESUS*?

      Don't really. I assume if Jesus existed, he was trying to good things.
      I am tolerant to Christians, even if they hate those that do not believe in magic, supernatural, superstition. Golden Rule.

      Followup questions.
      Why do you hate Santa? He existed historically just like Jesus.
      Why do you hate non-religious people? We don't believe in Islam and Zeus, just as you don't.

    14. Re: Can you say by nospam007 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "The hatred of Christianity on Slashdot is on par with Kabul, Tehran, or Riyadh."

      Not at all. Those countries have their own invisible friend.
      We are sane and have none.

    15. Re: Can you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all the while expressing their bigotry against Christians and their utter contempt for Jesus.

      Give me a reason to not show contempt for some middle eastern Jew whose followers are notoriously rude and overrepresented among criminals.

    16. Re:Can you say by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      They already make laptops and tablets with SIM cards for connectivity. Instant on isn't a must have feature for most folks and many tablets are essentially that anyhow. And if I do need more battery life, those backup charge packs are cheap and you can leave them at home when not needed.

      My tablet and BT keyboard connected to my phone hotspot if needed serves me well.

    17. Re: Can you say by fred911 · · Score: 0

      "The hatred of Christianity on Slashdot is on par with Kabul, Tehran, or Riyadh."

      I consider myself an equal opportunity hater. I believe it's design is to foster hate and generate income from the poor and uneducated.

      BT.W: ever notice how about 90% of hat wearers are zealots?

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    18. Re:Can you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comment here is basically you have to pay monthly for cellular service, and that in some mythical future construct they will band together to force us to use cellular rather than wifi.

      The first is obvious and I can't believe you even stated it since everyone knows it and you didn't say anything new.

      The second is completely off the wall ridiculous tin foil hat time. You presented zero evidence for it because there is none.

      You might want to consider thinking about your post, before hitting send.

    19. Re: Can you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like a clone of Chromebook.

    20. Re: Can you say by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

      I believe it's design is to foster hate and generate income from the poor and uneducated.

      So how much did you give them?

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    21. Re: Can you say by PPH · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      ever notice how about 90% of hat wearers are zealots?

      Nope. That never occurred to me. [tips fedora]

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    22. Re:Can you say by claude+j+greengrass · · Score: 1

      Naw, Chromebook!

    23. Re:Can you say by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 0

      In the future, I would not be surprised one bit if free connections (such as WiFi) are phased out completely in favor of making hardware that forces you to subscribe to a cellular service

      This is pure conjecture unsupported by evidence. I see new free Wifi hotspots all the time, including my neighborhood grocery store, barbershop, and playground. Once established, I have never seen a hotspot disappear again.

      Free Wifi is becoming more established, not less.

      The concept of one-time purchase and outright ownership will become a thing of the past thanks to Greed.

      Greed incentivizes capitalists to give people what they want.

    24. Re: Can you say by guruevi · · Score: 1

      The US also has cheap pay as you go providers, you just have to find them.

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    25. Re: Can you say by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Got any recommendations?

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    26. Re:Can you say by jon3k · · Score: 1

      More likely that we'd see 5G (or 6G) fixed broadband (or LEO satellite, like Musk's plan) replace most consumer wireline services in 10-20 years, at gigabit or multi-gigabit speeds. So you'll just be able to use one connection you already pay for (i.e., internet service) for all your devices, anywhere. You won't want or need to deal with Wi-Fi anymore, and that will be a good thing.

      Wi-Fi probably wouldn't go away entirely but you might see it removed from some devices. Most consumers wouldn't really need it any more.

    27. Re: Can you say by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      And Jesus said unto them, "Name thy name and be ye not anonymous among them that believe in Me and be not a coward to name he who speaks of Me."

      CaptainDork 18:12-7

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    28. Re:Can you say by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      They already make laptops and tablets with SIM cards for connectivity.

      Indeed! My SO just got one (max spec Thinkpad Carbon X1). Actually we haven't tried out the SIM card slot yet. Likely to soon though, but it was a standard feature with the model.

      Instant on isn't a must have feature for most folks and many tablets are essentially that anyhow.

      Yes, I mean though I don't understand precisely what they mean by instant. Sub 1 second is close enough for just about everything.

      My tablet and BT keyboard connected to my phone hotspot if needed serves me well.

      I've never had trouble with that (well laptop plus hotspot) either. Pervious to that I had a feature phone with a cable which served as a hotspot too. Had to go look up forgotten modem commands since it used them over USB.

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    29. Re: Can you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got any recommendations?

      Depends on how much you use phone and whether you need data or not.

      I have my dad on T-Mobile's discontinued $0.10 per minute talk/text/no data plan. He doesn't text or use data so this is perfect for light or emergency use. You buy a $100 card and get 1,000 minutes good for 1 year. Then reload with minimum of $10 to extend remaining balance for another year.

      T-Mobile replaced that with their $3/month plan where you get 30 minutes of talk or 30 text or combo of both. Each additional minute or text beyond those 30 is $0.10 each.

      AT&T has their $0.25 per minute talk/text plan or their $2/day plan (unlimited talk/text). With $2/day plan, you're only charged $2 on days you use phone.

      Tracfone has a similar plan to T-Mobile's old $0.10 per minute talk/text plan. Best value seems to be their $125 smartphone refill card (1,500 minutes talk/text; 1.5GB data) that's good for 1 year. The value of their Basic phone refill cards aren't as good ($100 for 400 minutes talk/text; $160 for 1,000 minutes talk/text; and $200 for 1,500 minutes talk/text).

      Tello lets you customize your plan. If you don't need data, you can get an unlimited talk/text plan for $15/month, or 500 minutes talk/text for $11/month or 300 minutes talk/text for $9/month, etc.

      US Mobile is another provider that lets you customize your plan.

      Mint SIM is a pretty good low cost T-Mobile MVNO. Their plans start at $15/month and you get unlimited talk/text and 2GB data.

    30. Re:Can you say by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Can you say, uphill battle against Chromebook? Or, same hardware comes out running CromeOS/Android in 3... 2... 1...

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    31. Re: Can you say by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Ever notice 90% of people who wear baseball caps slightly crooked are douche bags?

    32. Re: Can you say by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I liked the old T Mobile $30 plan. It was unlimited data but was throttled after 5GB. You got unlimited texts, which is kind of handy. Only 100 minutes of talk time but I could live with that because I used VOIP.

      Actually I don't need much data - there's normally WIfi where I stay so I only need it when I'm out. I'm actually OK with 1GB data.

      I guess the Mint SIM is the way to go.

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    33. Re: Can you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you hate *CHRISTMAS*? Why do you hate *JESUS*?

      Well, first of all, I hate *CHRISTMAS* because it's a fake holiday that was placed on December 25th to co-opt existing pagan holidays. And I hate *JESUS* because he is the subject of this fake holiday. Move the holiday to the actual date of the birth of *JESUS* and I will stop hating on both *JESUS* and *CHRISTMAS*. Capiche?

    34. Re: Can you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Virgin Mobile plan gives that for $35. Walmart has their Straight Talk service that is about the same.

    35. Re: Can you say by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      There is more than one brand of Christianity, some quite disturbed, please be specific. I am sure there is hate for some and simply dislike for others but all religions are deserving of a little derision and mocking, challenged to prove their worth. We all know how readily they are exploited by psychopaths in the most destructive manner imaginable to further the greed and lusts of those psychopaths. Some religion and variants to those religions are worse than others.

      Religions and always on devices, always listening and waiting to instruct or inform and inform who and whom, ugh, really quite, ugh. Trust Windows anal probe 10 to produce that feature. The new religion of capitalism and consumerism, monitored 24/7 to reward or to punish, now that's worse than Christianity, except maybe the inquisition phase, pretty much identical to that, just a change of religious branding.

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    36. Re:Can you say by geekmux · · Score: 1

      More likely that we'd see 5G (or 6G) fixed broadband (or LEO satellite, like Musk's plan) replace most consumer wireline services in 10-20 years, at gigabit or multi-gigabit speeds. So you'll just be able to use one connection you already pay for (i.e., internet service) for all your devices, anywhere. You won't want or need to deal with Wi-Fi anymore, and that will be a good thing. Wi-Fi probably wouldn't go away entirely but you might see it removed from some devices. Most consumers wouldn't really need it any more.

      It will be defined as a good thing right up until it is not.

      Take cable cutters for example. They were pissed off for years over rising cable prices and forced bundled packages, so they "cut the cord". So what happens? Content/Streaming providers start the Fracturing Wars. Want Game of Thrones? Pay HBO monthly. Want Netflix exclusive content? Pay Netflix monthly. UFC, Disney, Hulu...the fracturing will continue more and more. You'll go from bundled cable service to get 25 channels of what you want and 500 channels of shit you don't to paying a dozen or more content providers to access the 50 shows you want and 500,000 channels of shit you don't. Welcome to the future of "A la carte", driven by Greed. And of course providers know you'll pay. Capitalism always said addiction is highly profitable.

      And when you're pumping 300GB/month through your magical "one line to rule them all" 7G service in the future, bandwidth providers are going collude on pricing, and charge you an obscene amount of money per month for service. And of course providers know you'll pay. Capitalism always said addiction is highly profitable.

      Sorry, but I'm not looking forward to our inevitable future. It's as fucked as the society who will ultimately deem the concepts of one-time cost and outright ownership as something they won't really need anymore.

    37. Re: Can you say by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      You didn't actually refute what he said. Hatred of Christians is widespread and socially acceptable in polite company.

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    38. Re:Can you say by jon3k · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about television service, I'm talking about internet access. I'm a "cable cutter" that hasn't had cable in more than a decade. If you need a dopamine drip of television that's your problem. Opt out, that's my advice.

    39. Re:Can you say by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      How do you connect to the internet? Does it not require a subscription of some kind?
      How do you power your devices? Does it not require a subscription of some kind?

      Your ipad touch turns into a brick very quickly if you don't pay for a monthly recurring power service...

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    40. Re: Can you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they don't hate Christianity and Jesus. Maybe they hate only you. Ever think of that?

    41. Re:Can you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bet this will be hard-wired so you can never install Linux on it. This is their new plan to try and Chromify or Windozate 100% of the new hardware. Their hope is to eventually grandfather away this "Linux problem." I hope nobody buys these, but then zillions of unwashed idiots have flocked to Alexa, Win10, etc.

    42. Re:Can you say by geekmux · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about television service, I'm talking about internet access. I'm a "cable cutter" that hasn't had cable in more than a decade. If you need a dopamine drip of television that's your problem. Opt out, that's my advice.

      I'm right there with you regarding entertainment, but everything is now converging and reliant upon internet access. All entertainment will be delivered via "streaming" in the future. If internet access for the masses is going to eventually converge onto the cellular platforms, they will become strained. And consumers will be forced to pay whatever the colluding oligarchy of providers demand. Unlimited plans will turn back into pay-by-the-GB rates to maximize profits when the only way to get online is via the only method left.

      Perhaps higher costs will help create a cure for entertainment addiction and social media narcissism, but I highly doubt it.

    43. Re:Can you say by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Since that isn't even happening with phones, I find it doubtful.

    44. Re:Can you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is the combination of instant on with very long standby times. Did your Eee PC also last a month on standby?

      If my first gen Aspire One netbook lasted a month on standby, I'd probably still use it for some tasks despite its slow speed, but as it is, it often isn't worth the hassle of waiting for it to boot up.

    45. Re: Can you say by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Some of us are just clumsy.

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    46. Re: Can you say by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      You must deal with different polite company than I do.

      If you'd like to get into specifics, we could look at what you see is hate. Almost every time I read of Christians being hated or discriminated against in the US, it's a matter of Christians not being given special treatment. Many Christians believe that their religion gives them standing to be assholes to others who disagree with them. Many believe that US governments should give them special treatment. Many want their particular religion's morality enforced, one way or another, and many think that those who disagree with them are evil. Many want their particular superstitions taught in science classes. Many have fallen into the "prosperity gospel" heresy, one of the few Christian things I particularly despise.

      Obviously not all Christians are like that. The ones I know are generally good, rational, and sane people. They also don't claim to be hated or discriminated against. (One of the more devout ones I know claims to love the smell of privilege burning in the morning, and mercilessly lampoons the Christian whiners.)

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    47. Re: Can you say by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Maybe they love Jesus and are against Christianity.

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    48. Re:Can you say by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Yeah... I don't really get this whole "instant on" thing.

      Don't take it hard. Neither does Microsoft.

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    49. Re:Can you say by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Perhaps higher costs will help create a cure for entertainment addiction and social media narcissism, but I highly doubt it.

      You're right, maybe this will be enough for the average person to pick up a book every once in a while. But I expect that as speeds and capacities from 5G continue to expand we'll see prices come down and more and more people migrate to those services, and then the device radios will follow. Wireless will only win if it's cheaper and faster.

  2. Yes by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    Phone with a big screen and decent keyboard? Sounds great.

    Based on the frequency of my auto-correct based typos you can probably tell that I post from my phone a lot already.

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    1. Re:Yes by Kokuyo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes! YES! HELL YES!

      I want a Nokia Communicator with usable screen ratio and Android OS.

      A 720 to 1080 AMOLED on the inside and epaper on the outside.

      Frickin hughe battery and antenna. THAT is what I want. I'll even wear that sucker in a belt pouch if I have to!

    2. Re:Yes by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Phone with a big screen and decent keyboard? Sounds great.

      13.3 is not a phone, it's a laptop with a modem. For a phone, you're looking for this, at 5.99.

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    3. Re:Yes by MeNeXT · · Score: 1

      If its with iOS or Android OS or Windows.... No! No! Hell triple NO! No spyware OS. No closed garden.

      Cellular is useless with the limits imposed in my country. No unlimited packages available. So hell triple NO! screamed out from the rooftop.

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    4. Re:Yes by MeNeXT · · Score: 1

      I should have added if it's by ASUS another triple No since they seldom support a product of this nature more than 2 years.

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    5. Re:Yes by nasch · · Score: 1

      For a phone, you're looking for this [indiegogo.com], at 5.99.

      Extraneous decimal point there, it's $599.

    6. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AMOLED is shit. If I wanted burn-in I'd go back to CRTs. Shove AMOLED up your ass.

    7. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as Cowboy Neal keeps pointing a loaded gun at my face.

    8. Re:Yes by Dogers · · Score: 1

      So something like the Gemini then? https://www.pocket-lint.com/ph...

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    9. Re:Yes by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      5.99 inches (no indication if land, nautical, survey or avoirdupois ones). That $599 you're quoting is retail price (still $399 preorder days before shipping, so the retail might change). Not sure if this is a coincidence or intentional.

      A 5.99 inches screen might already be too big for comfortable typing while handheld (N900 is 3.5), 13.3 requires you to sit with a solid surface to put it on.

      The article advertises a "smartphone-style laptop", while there's nothing phoney about that big thing.

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    10. Re:Yes by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      Oh my GOD, thanks so much for pointing this out!

  3. Always Connected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do not want under any circumstances. *I* decide when *MY* devices connect.

    1. Re:Always Connected by geekmux · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do not want under any circumstances. *I* decide when *MY* devices connect.

      Welcome to the group of us that represent the 0.1% of society. Our motto is Good Luck With That.

      We fight against the other 99.9% of society driving manufacturers that have adopted the Take-It-And-Like-It-Bitch manufacturing standard.

    2. Re:Always Connected by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      You are waaaaaaay less than 0.1%.

    3. Re:Always Connected by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      Welcome to the group of us that represent the 0.1% of society. Our motto is Good Luck With That.

      Is there a newsletter I can sign up for? I mean a mailing list. No, a usenet group or, umm, a facebook clan, that's it!

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    4. Re:Always Connected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:Always Connected by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Do not want under any circumstances. *I* decide when *MY* devices connect.

      Welcome to the group of us that represent the 0.1% of society. Our motto is Good Luck With That.

      We fight against the other 99.9% of society driving manufacturers that have adopted the Take-It-And-Like-It-Bitch manufacturing standard.

      Sadly, this 99% of society has infiltrated the ThinkPad community, so now ThinkPads are getting gimped: soldered RAM, non-replaceable battery, no Ethernet port (I shit you not!), "thin as a leaf, light as a feather"-flimsy crap is replacing what used to be an indestructible, infinitely-repairable and expandable workhorse with excellent keyboard. Oh yeah, the keyboard is gimped, too, so it looks more like a Mac. I hate this idiocracy.

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    6. Re:Always Connected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe check out the ThinkPad 25. https://www3.lenovo.com/us/en/laptops/thinkpad/thinkpad-t-series/ThinkPad-25/p/22TP2TTTP25

      I'm not really in the laptop market right now, but if I was I would consider it. The price is on par with what I paid for my old T42, which I still have, though it has a new motherboard due to the BGA graphics chip. Replacing that was a PITA and - along with my old still-working-although-it-is-dog-slow $300 Asus netbook - somewhat put me off ThinkPads.

      It at least gives hope that Lenovo is listening.

    7. Re:Always Connected by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      That's THE ThinkPad I have my eyes on... but not the dough, right now.

      I am not sure Lenovo is listening; I'm afraid this really is a one-off deal.

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    8. Re:Always Connected by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      I can see why not including an ethernet port in a laptop makes sense, most users (Especially end users) these days will be using wireless, even corporate users will generally use wireless unless they're sat at their desk where there will usually be a docking station which contains its own ethernet port.
      Same for removal of optical media, my last laptops that had optical drives NEVER used them and i ended up removing them to install additional HDDs in the space.

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  4. Counter question by klingens · · Score: 1

    Do you want to use an Intel Atom notebook for 800 bucks? Cause that is what is actually asked.

    1. Re:Counter question by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Chinese manufacturers will provide something at reasonable cost.

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    2. Re:Counter question by Hal_Porter · · Score: 3, Informative

      A Windows 10 ARM machine running x86 code gets 818 on Geekbench

      https://www.windowslatest.com/...

      I.e. about level with an Intel Celeron SU2300

      http://browser.geekbench.com/p...

      Running native code it's about 2.5x faster at 2092

      http://weborus.com/snapdragon-...

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    3. Re:Counter question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2.5 times as fast. 1.5 times faster.

      2 is 2 times as big as 1. 2 is 1 time bigger than 1.

    4. Re:Counter question by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Do you want to use an Intel Atom notebook for 800 bucks? Cause that is what is actually asked.

      Ha ha, good point. I swear, I will never be hoodwinked into buying another Atom device again, ever. Most bogus tech product ever, and I fell for it 3 times, shame on me.

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    5. Re:Counter question by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      So if you were to run Linux on one of these, then you could run all of your software natively at full speed instead of with performance crippling emulation...

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    6. Re:Counter question by rot16 · · Score: 1

      No, please no. It's 2.5 times faster (see more expesive on link below). If you feel the need, then it could also be 150% faster. http://qrc.depaul.edu/bbeck/mi...

    7. Re:Counter question by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      To be fair if you run WIndows applications compiled for ARM instead of x86 you wouldn't get 'performance crippling emulation' either. Of course it's a lot easier to build a Windows application which already builds for x86 and x64 for ARM than it is to port it to Linux.

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  5. No thanks by scdeimos · · Score: 2

    If it's anything like the last ASUS I owned (a TF101 Transformer) the keyboard will be shit (half the keys will stop working within 12 months) and there'll be a half-dozen dead pixels that, with microscopic examination, turn out to be grass seeds under the glass. How the fuck do grass seeds get inside a screen at the factory?

    1. Re:No thanks by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      Are you 100% sure they're grass seeds?

      I've had several monitors (both home and work) acquire a bunch of dead pixels during the summer. At least I assumed it was dead pixels caused by the heat, until I saw one of the little fuckers move.

      Turns out really tiny insects were crawling between the screen and the backlight.

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    2. Re:No thanks by Hal_Porter · · Score: 3

      Fumigate your house now, then burn it down, then nuke the charred remains from orbit.

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    3. Re:No thanks by LordKronos · · Score: 4, Informative

      If it's anything like the last ASUS I owned (a TF101 Transformer) the keyboard will be shit (half the keys will stop working within 12 months) and there'll be a half-dozen dead pixels that, with microscopic examination, turn out to be grass seeds under the glass. How the fuck do grass seeds get inside a screen at the factory?

      I came here with the same thoughts. My thought process as I was reading the summary:

      "Would You Use a Smartphone-Style Laptop With a Three-Day Battery Life? " Well, yeah that does sound like something I might...."ASUS is claiming"....you know what, I think I changed my mind.

      I had a Transformer Prime (the model after your TF101). I had zero problems with the screen or keyboard. On the other hand, the GPS was absolute shit. It wouldn't function unless you had absolute clear line of sight. I mean, even inside my pickup truck, with windows all around, including a sunroof overhead, was not able to acquire a reliable signal. It was so bad, ASUS went as far as creating an obnoxious hardware dongle we could connect to the device. Oh, but you couldn't use the dongle while it was docked to the keyboard. What an absolute joke. The wifi was also pretty damn poor with terrible signals and disconnects. Most of us stupidly held out because we were led to believe it would be fixed with a software update, but it got to the point that ASUS eventually refused to acknowledge there was a problem any more. There were so many customers upset about this device, Amazon was voluntarily offering 100% refunds, no questions asked, for the device something like 6 or 9 months after sale. You just called them up, told them your problem, and they were instantly saying "yeah, we've had complaints about this. We'll issue you a refund"

      Stupid me decided that I loved the form factor so much, I'll just take my refund from Amazon and order the newest model, the ASUS Transformer Infinity. Mostly the same device (and compatible with the old dock I had, which I had not bought from amazon) but HD resolution, and you could see they they redesigned the case so that there was plastic instead of metal over the place where the wifi and GPS antenna was. The hardware on this model seemed great. I was very happy. Performance was super snappy, and it worked flawlessly. Then every single update got slower and slower. And we're not talking the type of slow that you see with your normal cell phone with too many apps installed. After about 1 year it had gotten so bad, I factory reset the device so it was totally clean. Even with nothing additional installed, after boot up ( and give it a minute or 2 to finish booting, but don't start any apps) you would still experience anywhere from 1 to 10 second delays in registering touch screen input. In the span of about a year it became absolutely unusable for anything. The wife an I each had our own with keyboard dock, so that's $1300 down the drain.

      Fool me twice, can't get fooled again. FUCK YOU ASUS!!!!

    4. Re:No thanks by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I've still got a TF201 with that garbage keyboard. Because I bought the keyboard new in box (old stock) it still works OK. But yes, the GPS is terrible because of the sexy metal case.

      Oddly, there are some pretty new ROMs for the device, but performance will never be what it needs to be because of the limited RAM.

      Which brings me to my final analysis. I'd love to have a phone which was powerful enough to stand in for my desktop, but it needs two things that today's portables all seem to be missing. One of them is fast enough storage, and the other is enough RAM, 8GB being the absolute bare minimum acceptable. I realize that RAM takes power to operate, but nonetheless, I need a lot of it. It doesn't need to be particularly fast, as long as I have lots of it and the storage is fast. But it does need to be spacious.

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    5. Re:No thanks by nasch · · Score: 1

      Phone storage is all solid state, isn't it pretty fast? Or do you need really super fast?

    6. Re:No thanks by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Phone storage is all solid state, isn't it pretty fast? Or do you need really super fast?

      Phone storage speeds vary wildly, and storage speed is a typical bottleneck in desktop computing tasks. It's already the limiting factor for many desktop workloads. Cellphones are slower.

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    7. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As with DRAM there are many different performance grades for flash storage and especially their controllers. At the bottom end you can buy no-name flash storage on USB 2.0 controllers that read respectably at 40-50MB/s but write at less than 1MB/s. On the top end you can get Intel and Samsung SSDs that read at 3,000MB/s and can write even faster (though Lord only knows how writes can be faster than reads).

      With all the interface bridges around these days, and manufacturers constantly changing their production lines due to parts price and availability, there's no guarantee that any particular phone will be using USB-, SATA-, PCI- or NVMe-connected storage.

    8. Re:No thanks by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 1

      If it's anything like the last ASUS I owned (a TF101 Transformer) the keyboard will be shit (half the keys will stop working within 12 months) and there'll be a half-dozen dead pixels...

      I came here with the same thoughts.

      I don't know why the TF101 was so messed up when the T100 works really well. I'm still using one of the first T100s that came out with a 1366x768 display and 32GB eMMC with a 500GB HDD in the detachable keyboard. I think it's over 5 years old now and still going strong. Never given me any grief.

      The way I've got it set up is I can use it as a media consumption device when it's detached from the keyboard booting off the internal 32GB storage, or I can boot off a development environment stored as a VHD on the 500GB HDD in the keyboard. Its a neat little device that I can use for hacking on C++ code anywhere.

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  6. Psion 5 series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds a lot like the Psion I carried for years when I was a working consultant -- actually a series 3 and then a series 5. liquid crystal display, SSDs for storage and a very usable but tiny keyboard. A pity they never got traction this side of the pond. And ran on AA batteries for weeks -- a very practical pocket computer, something I miss when using my smartphone. With wireless connectivity (still many years in the future) it would have been perfect. Nokia and Microsoft made sure it died... but they still make industrial stuff.

    1. Re:Psion 5 series by CodeArtisan · · Score: 1

      Sounds a lot like the Psion I carried for years when I was a working consultant -- actually a series 3 and then a series 5. liquid crystal display, SSDs for storage and a very usable but tiny keyboard. A pity they never got traction this side of the pond. And ran on AA batteries for weeks -- a very practical pocket computer, something I miss when using my smartphone. With wireless connectivity (still many years in the future) it would have been perfect. Nokia and Microsoft made sure it died... but they still make industrial stuff.

      It's making a comeback. Kind of.

      https://www.indiegogo.com/proj...

  7. My Tandy 102 by ckatko · · Score: 2

    My Tandy 102 has over a week of battery life.

    My "feature phone" cellphone I used to use before I had to get an android for work e-mails, lasted almost a WEEK with constant use.

    If it were up to me, I'd have a shitty feature phone that ALSO had a hotspot support, and then I'd just use my laptop whenever I want.

    Touchscreens are complete shit and the antithesis of productivity. I'm not writing comments online with a freakin' touch keyboard, it's a PITA--let alone anything productive on a cellphone. Other than checking e-mails, phone calls, and texts, there is nothing productive that comes from my phone. It's just dinking off viewing social media when I should be taking a shit.

    1. Re:My Tandy 102 by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I had one of these

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Problem is it's not a very practical form factor. As crappy as touch screens are it's actually easier to get used to one for typical 'phone' stuff than it is to open up a Communicator type device and try and type on a physical keyboard.

      It's worth experimenting with though. I could see myself buying a Windows 10 or Android ARM or x86 device if it was the the same width and height as my LG V20 but was a bit thicker, had a physical keyboard and could run Android apps.

      Microsoft have got x86 applications running on ARM but with a fairly heft performance penalty - they only run about 40% as fast as they would natively. And they also apparently managed to get Android applications running on Windows Phone before it was cancelled.

      https://www.neowin.net/news/it...

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    2. Re:My Tandy 102 by nasch · · Score: 1

      If I could get one of these with a modern processor, screen, etc. I would.

      https://www.androidcentral.com...

    3. Re:My Tandy 102 by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      For giggles, I just pulled my TRS Model 100 out of storage and put in some fresh batteries to see if it still worked. Yep, just like it used to: all 13286 glorious bytes of RAM. What's shocking is that I still remember many of the commands and function keys to make use of it. I did have to look up "kill" to delete a file.

    4. Re:My Tandy 102 by bazorg · · Score: 1

      My "feature phone" cellphone I used to use before I had to get an android for work e-mails, lasted almost a WEEK with constant use.

      Are you quite sure you're remembering that battery life/use profile accurately?

    5. Re:My Tandy 102 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well then check this out!

    6. Re:My Tandy 102 by ckatko · · Score: 1

      Absolutely sure.

      Phone calls drained more, but texts were practically free. It also had a FULL slide-out keyboard. I wrote faster on that phone than any subsequent touch screen Android I've had.

      I once wrote a Python script that converts text messages sent from my phone through the Verizon gateway to my gmail, that then went out and scanned torrent sites for torrents and retrieved the results back as a text message. Then I could specify which # in the list for my main computer to start downloading. Fun times.

  8. Snoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "always-connected PC" -- for your own benefits of features speed!

    (no thanks, google/fb/etc... all snoop on me already, I don't need my hardware to do that too)

  9. Two for the price of one? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 0

    Isn't this the ARM that is susceptible to both Meltdown AND Spectre?

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  10. laptop docks were a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    convenience of a phone coupled with the usability of a laptop, but only when desired. i think they were a better idea.

  11. yes if.. by DeBaas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yes if I can install Linux on it. I love the concept of very lightweight, long battery life and still a full OS with a keyboard.
    I've got a Lenovo MIIx, which I like, but never managed to get Linux running on it properly as it needs 64 bit UEfi but the processor (atom) is limited to 32 bit. I managed to get multiarch Debian on it but it would freeze within minutes after boot. It's probably my only device with just Windows on it and I now hardly ever use it.

    A device that can run for days, and has a full desktop OS on it definitely has purpose for me, I just prefer that to be Linux.

    Btw this link has much more info on the device

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    1. Re:yes if.. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Exactly, Linux or macOS (OS X).
      However right now I consider to finally get a mobile WiFi box (a small WiFi enabled device with a SIM card to connect to cellular networks).

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  12. Would depend on performance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will wait to make judgment on these upcoming ARM Windows notebooks. Until I see some real reviews with using them. I suspect they may be better then a Atom CPU netbook but less powerful then a core M Intel. If they could get to a similar core M3 CPU performance wise and really get 3 days of battery which I am very skeptical of right now. I would consider one for use, although it does appear they will focus more on the battery life then performance. Also I like a notebook at least 13 if not 15 inch screen. Not the least interested in a 11 inch or smaller screen.

  13. Buzz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well you can buzzword my buzzword with a buzzword. "Faster than broadband". "Facial recognition and I'm in"

    Who is letting these summaries get through and have they ever read "slashdot"?

  14. nope... cuz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    windows.

    make it a linux laptop and you have a deal.

  15. Smartphone-Style Laptop... by Freischutz · · Score: 1

    Would You Use a Smartphone-Style Laptop With a Three-Day Battery Life?

    Just reading that headline made me think of a tiny smartphone sized laptop, but on further inspection they seem to be talking about a regular old 13.3 inch laptop with a built in mobile network chip, lots of batteries and 360 degree hinges so you can use it as tablet. I will never say no to more battery capacity and I like the idea of a mobile network chip built straight into the laptop. My dad had a similar device from ASUS and quite frankly I was not impressed with their service or the robustness of the hinge system and Asus' battery life claims were extremely optimistic. The thing also died after a few months of light use and had to be replaced, but I am going to assume that is not the rule with Asus devices since I have not used enough of their gadgets to judge. Finally, I would probably want to run something other than Windows but that is a personal preference.

  16. No Va Go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does'ntworkGo.

  17. Only if ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) It comes with a matte screen
    2) It comes without a touch screen
    3) It has no Video Camera
    4) It has no Microphone
    5) It has no Fingerprint or other biometric scanners

    1. Re:Only if ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) It comes with a matte screen
      2) It comes without a touch screen
      3) It has no Video Camera
      4) It has no Microphone
      5) It has no Fingerprint or other biometric scanners

      I get (1), and I get (3) and (4) where there is a potential for malicious enabling of them, but why (2) and (5) - if you don't like or trust them, then don't use them? What's the downside?

    2. Re:Only if ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) It comes with a matte screen

      This, a thousand times? Damned glossy screens are effing useless - their slight increase in sharpness in no way mitigates their headache-inducing qualities in the presence of any behind-the-user light source.

  18. I would if... by sandoval88419 · · Score: 2

    1. it runs Linux, I mean the manufacturer (e.g. Qualcomm) is committed to integrate and support Linux
    2. The manufacturer is committed to enable the most efficient powersaving with Linux
    3. Specs are not limited or crippled in some way (like netbooks in the past)

    Otherwise I'd move along...

  19. Theoretically it could last all week. by MindPrison · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have a Lenovo Yoga Tab 3 pro that does this, add a bluetooth keyboard - and you have that laptop you're talking about.

    The key to long battery time, is to DISABLE WIFI. Bluetooth is okay, it uses a fleafart's energy of power, but WIFI is another beast, it sucks the batteries dry within hours of any device.

    When I disable wifi, it's not uncommon for me to have the device on for a whole week, and still able to just within seconds turn on wifi and go on about my business as nothing happened.

    The always-connected isn't really needed, and if it is - you'll be recharging it anyway.

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    1. Re:Theoretically it could last all week. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      This is why a phone OS would really help. In Android you can keep WiFi on and it makes little difference to battery life because the phone turns it off and keeps all the apps asleep most of the time anyway. When the screen is off it sleeps for increasingly long intervals, up to 15 minutes iirc.

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    2. Re:Theoretically it could last all week. by MindPrison · · Score: 1

      It runs a Phone os (Android 6.0), and my Sony L1 runs Android 7.0 - same thing. Turn off the phone's wifi - and it lasts for nearly a week. Turn it on, and I'm happy if it makes it to the next day.

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    3. Re:Theoretically it could last all week. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buying a phone under 1080p resolutions did wonders for my battery life expectations, though it's the cheapest chinese phone on the lineup and has some yucky side-effects.

      It can last a whole day on a single charge thru heavy reading and some mp3 playback, especially if I poke around disabling various radios on demand (wifi, LTE or just going on airplane mode as a do not disturb measure after 9pm) or use its nice autosleep/autowake-up scheduling overnight.

  20. Not no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but hell no. I despise the smartphone I have now and that's just texting (which I also despise) and such, why the fuck would I want a laptop like that? I don't and wouldn't buy it. It took my family much badgering just to switch to a smartphone. I'll not make that mistake again.

  21. Can you install Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If so then probably. I've been waiting for good modern non-x86 laptops.

  22. Of course not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because it's not about running time, it's about "hey buy our new cool allways-connected-to-the-mothership-so-we-can-track-and-sell-your-data-to-the-advertisment-mob-operating-system".

    1. Re:Of course not. by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      That's Windows 10 everywhere.

  23. Nope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like junk. Not a real computer.

  24. WIMP not good for touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like the battery life, but they're definitely laptops, not phones or tablets. It's not that Microsoft can extend Windows downwards onto the phones this way. Battery life isn't the issue that stops them.

    WIMP style interfaces aren't good for touch or stylus.

    1) In effect you're sectioning up the screen for each app, this is what window placement is. It's a section of the screen allocated to a task or app.
    2) The sectioning involves *drag* operations, a drag on touch/stylus interface is a bad operation. Drag to move, drag to resize.
    2a) On a mouse the press action is against the mouse, and the drag part if with the palm of the hand, two *separate* things and its very easy to do. It's easy to drag and easy to hold the button and the two things don't clash.
    2b) On a touch screen, the pressure and drag are both applied with the wrist and keeping strong pressure for the drag to continue, and weak enough pressure so as not to make the drag hard are contradictory things. Too weak and the drag ends, too hard and the style/finger is digging into the screen.
    2c) On touch screens with a hinge, the hinge flexes making drags even harder.
    3d) On tablet formats the stylus applies a lever force that varies with position, making it hard to keep constant.
    3) Incomplete drags problems are a common item on touch/stylus things.
    3a) Stubby fingers often try to drag *inside* the window on the app, and end up dragging the window border instead.... once you've setup the windows to be usable why would you want to keep resizing them???

    For a tablet you should simply say run x, run y and z and the computer should sensibly divide up the screen based on the apps needs, letting you adjust it if desired, (and if you adjust it, dividing the screen in the same way next time for that combination of apps). The work for sectioning the screen *should* be done by the tablet not the user. Drags should be avoided if possible. WIMP interfaces are not good on these devices.

    Windows is a wimp interface and really screams for a mouse.

    Android designers do not really understand the problems, on Android users are supposed to divide up the screen.... lots of work, then run apps in the new empty portion of the screen. How are they supposed to know how much space the app needs? Guess. The apps are supposed to magically use up whatever space the user gives them, with some sort of magic interface that works in all dimensions while somehow being consistent to the user..... i.e. magic thinking from the SharkJump GooglePlex. Most of the major apps stick to Phone interfaces and skip tablets. This is because Google designers appear to be clueless.

    Chrome OS, a bad copy of Windows, with the same 'apps must be resizeable to be in windows' poor thinking.

    So sure, Microsoft has taken Windows down to the tablet, where it will compete well against Android easily, battery life is the main issue, but I don't think they can take it lower than that without an interface overhawl.

    On the other hand, I'm confident ChromeOS is DOA. and so Pichai will hopefully leave, giving a chance for someone to actually address Android's shortcoming on tablets and push it upwards at the high end.

    1. Re:WIMP not good for touch by damnbunni · · Score: 1

      WIMP is fine with a stylus as long as it's a good one.

      The one on my 8" Windows tablet can be set so that touch is a pointer, and click is either a double-tap *or* press and hold *or* one of the buttons on the pen barrel.

      Usually I keep it set so that I can drag with press-and-hold and use one of the barrel buttons for right-click.

      Of course, the stylus does take a battery. One AAAA battery. Keep a spare, because they're not very expensive but holy hell are they hard to find locally if you need one right away.

  25. But with a real OS please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want my computer to automate my work away, and fit *me* like a glove. Aka a *personal* *computer*.

    With any consumer OS, I can't do that.
    They focus on the smallest subset common to everybody, deeming configuration and customization, let scripting/programming "too complicated", and hence are not personal,
    and they dumb things it down to average idiot levels, and lock it sown until they, to the user, are not computers anymore either.

    Linux, BSD, and even the underpinnings of Android or macOS are OK, ... hell, even PowerShell is a sign of good will.

    But the GUIs of all OS I know, (including Gnome/Plasma/XFCE/Enlightenment/etc) and especially mobile OSes, are insulting, slow, and cumbersome to the extend of painfulness.

    The biggest problems seem to be, that
    1. people somehow got it into their heads, that GUIs can't be powerful and CLIs can't be accessible. In reality, we need a no-compromise best-of-both solution. And that
    2. people are completely retarded ... and so have to be treated that way ... until they actually are. Kids are even raised like that. Because being smart or even wise is soo uncool and stupid anyway and such people must be hated. --.--

    So ... can't we just ... not do that? And have a real OS?

    1. Re: But with a real OS please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I fall into the category of your 2nd biggest problem.. but I have no idea about what you are complaining about and what you want.

      Scripting/configurability... in the GUI? To do what exactly? What would your ideal OS/GUI/whatever actually look like and do?

  26. Who says there isn't a switch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And a firewall too.

    I mean my cheap Chinese phone allows actually switching the hardware parts off via the Android pull-down menu ... because they don't have this obsession with Apple-lile control freakery, and because it was easier to implement.

    And I have OpenVPN and AFWall+ on stock Android 7. (Don't want 8 really.)

    So that thing should definitely be able to do that, if it wants to call itself a laptop.

    1. Re:Who says there isn't a switch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can turn the network off, then it's not always on.

  27. Chromebook by wonkavader · · Score: 2

    I have a Chromebook, so I already have a lot of this. I'd like my Chromebook to have more battery life, but it's already really good, and I don't want to carry the extra battery weight.

    I don't want to pay a monthly for connectivity for my laptop. If I really need connectivity, I'll tether the phone.

    This is too much money to lug around. I like my laptops to be cheap enough to lose/get crushed without me getting upset.

    But the real show-stopper for this ASUS thing is that it's Windows. Why in heavens name would I want ANYTHING Windows?

    1. Re:Chromebook by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      Why in heavens name would I want ANYTHING Windows?

      Because you like being spied on?

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    2. Re:Chromebook by tepples · · Score: 1

      If I really need connectivity, I'll tether the phone.

      At how much extra per month? (If "none", then what carrier in what country? US cell carriers tend to add a surcharge for tethering.)

      Why in heavens name would I want ANYTHING Windows?

      Either A. you're being paid to develop applications that run in the copy of Windows already installed on end users' machines, or B. no comparable laptop in stores near you is advertised as being compatible with GNU/Linux.

    3. Re:Chromebook by rot16 · · Score: 1

      Well, that's weird. How would they know I am tethering? Except for TTL values, windows call-home requests etc, but this is none of their business. My guess would be "tethering" plans just include more data.

    4. Re:Chromebook by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      If I really need connectivity, I'll tether the phone.

      At how much extra per month? (If "none", then what carrier in what country? US cell carriers tend to add a surcharge for tethering.)

      No extra charge. Denmark. Any carrier, pick one. I'm on Telmore (part of TDC Group, the former public monopoly telco, think Bell/AT&T), I get 25GB and unlimited minutes for ~$21/month.

      The fact that US carriers are brazen enough to charge you extra based on how you how you use your allotted data is insane. As is charging you to receive text messages.

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    5. Re:Chromebook by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because your phone spies on you. But I'd rather have one device spying on me than two.

  28. maybe, maybe not, but by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

    Certainly not if it was locked into a ms os.

  29. NetBooks Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We already had these years ago. Why won't product managers study the recent history of their own field?

    1. Re: NetBooks Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did. They got all excited at the idea of selling the same thing for 3x to 4x the price now...

  30. They alread do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any recent high-end Chinese phone has the power and the ability to connect a keyboard, usb hub, screen, whatever, and some already make installing Linux easy.

    They currently do to the smartphone market what happened to the IBM PC, bck in the days: Competition and diversity in people competing, looking for their own markets, gives us all the wishes we want.

    My phone happily suvives getting thrown at a wall and then put through a full washing machine cycle, and the manufacturer himself uploaded a complete disassembly and reassembly video, making it easy for anyone with a brain, to replace parts (like the battery or speaker) with new ones found on e-bay.
    Plus it has a hardware feature that makes it completely unbrickable. Even if you mess up ALL the firmware.

    So now you can start by imagining what you want, and have a good chance of actuall finding it, even if you dream big, and think it is unrealistic.

  31. Yes. Totally. This is an uncharted market. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    12" - 13" ARM Linux Laptop, thin, made of direct recycled plastic.

    Point in case: I have a cheapo 11" Chromebook based on ARM. It has the smallest and shittiest battery you can imagine but still runs approx. 6 hours on a single charge. I'd love to have a decent portable rasberry pi style laptop with 30+hrs runtime. I'd prefer that over some overpowered Apple thingie. Especially for us programmers the prospect of a lightweight 30+ hour linux laptop is particularly enticing.

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    1. Re:Yes. Totally. This is an uncharted market. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you would be more productive if you pulled fewer over-nighters and got more sleep.

    2. Re: Yes. Totally. This is an uncharted market. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a programmer, 100% agree. I just need clang and vim, so I hope could get 50 hours of battery ðYOE

    3. Re:Yes. Totally. This is an uncharted market. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That seems like a non sequitur. Anyone would like devices they have to charge less regardless of whether they are used for work or not.

  32. No by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    I like laptops with larger screens and keyboards. A smartphone/tablet doesn't replace the functionality of a laptop.

    1. Re:No by e432776 · · Score: 1

      As you point out, whether it will work for some of us depends on details like OS and form factor details. I wonder how different this is than an iPad pro with a detachable keyboard. Don't we already have this for those who need it? I guess they are promising longer run times.

      Currently on of the reasons to keep a more 'traditional' portable computer include 1) higher performance and 2) OS/software selection. If these differences break down much further ('regular' computers keep getting thinner, use ULV processors, while ARM64 gets faster) perhaps the distinction will come down to 2). Or disappear altogether.

  33. Oh please. They are harmless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We call them "Gewittertierchen" (thunderstorm animalets) here in Germany. Because you always see them during thunderstorms.

    They like being in tight flat spaces, it seems. Like acrylic sign plates with paper in between ... or flat screens ... etc.

    I forgot how to get rid of them, but I known there is an easy method.

    The don't do any harm though, apart from being slightly annoying.

    1. Re:Oh please. They are harmless. by mikael · · Score: 1

      Whatever you do, it doesn't involve squeezing the display and squishing them dead...
        . ' .

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    2. Re:Oh please. They are harmless. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      So you're literally a lousy German?

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    3. Re:Oh please. They are harmless. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      The don't do any harm though, apart from being slightly annoying.

      it's really annoying when they decide to drop dead behind the glass.

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  34. Not Until Cellular Data Rates Come 'way Down by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's a Canadian thing but I wouldn't consider this until I could get an unlimited bandwidth plan.

    I'd only use the browser minimally except when I had WiFi access which means I would use it the same as any other laptop.

    Maybe Google or Microsoft could take on the bit providers here in Canada (Bell, Rogers & Telus) and open up the market(s) for this type of device.

  35. Nope ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ASUS's media relations director touts the high-speed cellular connections -- which consumers pay for separately -- as 3 to 7 times faster than broadband.

    No, I'm not paying for another fucking cellular connection. I don't require a device which is connected everywhere I go, I already pay for a cell plan, and I see no value in this whatsoever.

    Sorry, but I'll connect my devices to the internet where and how I see fit. Building in a required cellular data connection which I need to pay for simply isn't going to fucking happen.

    I'm sure some people will see value in this, but I see it as a completely pointless thing.

  36. Nokia Symbian Series 80 and 60 = Psion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get you point, but Nokia really tried. Shortly before Microsoft murdered and impersonated Nokia with its Elop mole tentacle, they released the glorious N900 and N950.
    And PsionOS, which was renamed to Symbian, was simply too outdated in its architecture. It couldn't even do real threads. So they replaced it with Linux.
    All wonderful ideal-wold decisions in theory.
    In practice, the projects got starved to death, both thanks to morons running behind the retarded turd that is iProducts because being a dick made Apple so much more money that managers became flexible/floppy dicks too. ... and because MS fucking good things up yet again, as is their destiny.

    Today, the best you can do, is find a good Chinese phone that plays nice with customization, and get a good attachable bluetooth keyboard. (There even are slide-out ones!)
    The attachable keyboards ususally only fit poppular models tough, understandably but sadly.

  37. Complete bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice job hanging a bullshit frame on this.

    There are a lot more who want unconnected devices, these are the people who don't buy these products. Problem is you only measure who do and only consider them as relevant, ignoring everyone else by labeling them as irrelevant.

    Your logic is like a bullshit market study.

  38. The article mentions cellular connection. by Ecuador · · Score: 1

    The article specifically talks about a device with a cellular connection. If you think wifi uses a lot of power, you are going to have a very nasty surprise with cellular radio on! ;)

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  39. I'll pass by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    " a battery that can last multiple days; "

    Who needs that? Unless you live in Kentucky and have to watch the moonshine still for a couple days and watch porn in the sticks.

    1. Re:I'll pass by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Some of us don't want to hang out with the rest of the rifraf at the lonely publicly accessible power outlet at many (at least US) airports, hotels and whatever.

      I suppose it might be good for conversation starters ('hey, nice iPhone'), but I just want to get things done, not embark in some weird Quest For Power.

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  40. Where? by c · · Score: 1

    If I lived somewhere with actual telecom competition and a government willing to enforce it, then yeah, I could see it being somewhat useful.

    Since I live in a rural part of Canada and I'm not rich, good 'ol wifi and a 12-hour battery life suits me just fine and I'll keep my cellular devices to the bare minimum.

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  41. "Even when the screen is off" by korogorov · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Even when the screen is off, it's still connected, so when I open the lid, it does facial recognition, and I'm in."

    No. Nononono. Nope. NO.

  42. Nokia N800 internet tablet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Smartphone? No. I need more of an OS than Android. I tried traveling with just an android tablet for 3 weeks and it was terrible. Android fails at remote connectivity for my needs.

    Have a Nokia N800 internet tablet from 2008. Runs a debian-based Linux. There were issues, but I traveled South America and Asia with just it and a bluetooth keyboard for months.
    The battery life sucked. Nokia's power port broke within about 6 months.
    The video quality sucked, 240p. Anything higher with normal fps just didn't play.

    What I really want is a "phablet" for my bag with remote connections to a display (watch, screen, projector) and input devices (keyboard, mouse, pad, audio) to control the phone and audio player and GPS/tracking. The phablet should be 8inch and 1080p resolution or better. In needs to run a real OS, not Android. A debian-based Linux desktop would be good, but with all the typical smartphone capabilities. I miss the PalmPilot tiny contact management.

    I've had 10inch tablets. They are too big.
    I have a 13 inch, 1080p, 4G chromebook running Ubuntu. It is just about perfect. Great battery life, under 3lbs, but the keyboards on 3 of these chromebooks have worn out. They are all lacking sufficient RAM for my needs. My next netbook will be 1080p and have 8G of RAM, 256G of storage, and a tested, 10yr keyboard. Chromebook keyboards are just too cheap. They wear out.

  43. I've already got this... by fennerjw · · Score: 1

    It's called an iPad Air with a keyboard case. Already connected to Wifi and Cellular, and I can do all my basic connectivity with it that I can on my PC. Only thing lacking is ability to really program on it effectively.

  44. If it only had... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...magsafe...

    because it has all the other ports one may need:
    - USB 3.1 (2x)
    - HDMI
    - Headphone/mic-in jack

    and even a MicroSD card reader (up to 256GB)

  45. Wintendo by krisbrowne42 · · Score: 1

    The only reason I ever touch Windows is for games... everything I do with work, social media, etc is on iOS or a Mac. If these machines wonâ(TM)t run steam and subsequent games unmodified theyâ(TM)re a non-starter.

  46. Given my experience with their hardware by bferrell · · Score: 1

    There is no WAY I'd touch it;

    One fine, bright day my Asus WiFi router suddenly went off the air. Hit the power switch to reboot. No lights. Did the wall wart fail? No, good voltage at the connector. Just for giggles, I opened up and bypassed the mechanical power switch. Here it is back on the air! Yea!!!! Wait, no one touch that switch. It was in a closet. WTF!?

    Asus ROG G750JW: At least twice a month I have to re-seat drives. It's a 17 inch unit and there enough "flex" so that handling (lifting to my lap) causes the drives to have a poor connection and fail the system

    You don't EVEN want to know about the RAM under the keyboard that requires complete disassembly to get at.

  47. Movies, movies, and movies? by DogDude · · Score: 1

    "22 hours of continuous video playback"

    "It allows you to download a 2-hour movie in about 10 seconds."

    "Movies"? Is this all people use computers for these days?

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    1. Re:Movies, movies, and movies? by PPH · · Score: 1

      computers

      Of course not. That's what phones are for. I make phone calls with my refrigerator.

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  48. no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and again,no

    Or was that a stupid question?

  49. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No.

  50. Liars go to HELL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your Christians stole this so-called holiday from my pagan ancestors, then LIED about it for centuries.

  51. Linux? by pdxtabs · · Score: 1

    Sure, if it ran Ubuntu, I'd consider buying it. But honestly, I'm very happy with my Dell XPS13, so it's going to need to work well.

  52. Lalala by fubarrr · · Score: 1

    First, you will not be getting any 3 days of active use battery life. That is impossible. The screen alone will drain a 60wh battery in less than 8 hours on a 13 incher if you use it with anymuch comfortable brightness levels

  53. There is a solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop involving yourself in pleb society and start working on congregating that 0.1 percent towards the tech we want, and the society we believe we can attain.

    We fucked recruiting the plebs into our lives and convincing them to use computers. Now is the time to remedy part of that by pooling our intellect and moving ourselves beyond them, while retaining privacy, anonymity, and control which they are willing to give up.

    The time to rebel as a member of society has passed, the time to rebel and leave this society has come.

    1. Re: There is a solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty much that.

  54. Android 2.2/2.3 to Android 4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Android 4 was a clusterfuck release, and on my phone, which didn't have 3d (as well as many 3d phones which didn't have fast enough 3d, or lacked the 2d acceleration it assumed came with the 3d...) it would be dog slow with exactly the sort of lag you talked about.

    It didn't affect me since I tended to use my device strictly as a phone, with a few apps for entertainment (and it worked fine with certain apps once they were loaded and the jit was optimizing them) but it was a complete hosejob otherwise.

    Everything since 1GB has been semi-ok, although lower end devices do show lag, but most of those changes were google's fault, rather than the vendors and if you wanted the newer application support or the security updates (especially for that media library exploit!) you had to have the updates.

  55. You had me until "Windows" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An always connected Windoze netbook...like a Chrimebook? Nah. Nope. No. Hell no. Fuck no.

  56. The future looks good for cell providers. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    Always on and connected is the way things are headed and one reason providers don't want net neutrality and their data plans regulated under utilities rules. Sure, the ASUS NovaGo is $799, but using it, your annual data plan costs are sure to be higher than that.

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  57. You mean like my ASUS C302 Flip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean lik my ASUS C302 Flip that I have been using for YEARS?

    Oh, yeah, I might... maybe.

    The main thing I hate about it is that the Skylake chipset it has is very poorly supported by Linux. So instead of spending most of my time in a proper Linux distro, I end up using the Chrome spyware most of the time. :( Linux open-source, once a tech leader, seems to be in massive trouble.

  58. He wants the OS to get the fsck out of the way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There comes a time when real work needs must be done, and modern OSes (including many Linux Distributions) seem to be thwarting people in this regard. Sure, have a simple GUI for consumers, but what about an advanced GUI for power users, and access to full command line for experts who want to communicate precisely with their computers (oops, I mean "devices"; we're not supposed to say "computer" anymore).

  59. Advancing towards the past by UnixUnix · · Score: 1

    Years ago when WiFi was less prevalent I was using a Sony-Ericsson PCMCIA card in my laptops for Internet connectivity "everywhere". Later I moved on to tethering my Blackberry, it took just a little bit of technical knowledge and cost was quite low. Nowadays though with ubiquitous WiFi it's not clear the idea will serve more than a niche market. Or nostalgia.

  60. Sounds good to me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank god. Windows notebooks whose battery life isn't sapped by power-hungry Intel processors. Linux is nice, but only on the server, it's a shit desktop OS, always will be. As a real developer, I need something that can run VS properly. Anything I need from Linux I can get by SSHing into my Linux servers.

  61. Maybe - if I can turn it completely off by btroy · · Score: 1

    If this device can be completely turned-off and not auto-magically get turned on again, yes. I've thought for awhile the convergence of Smartphone technology and laptop would happen in a real way ... eventually. What I think will happen? This will go over well and I bet I see this floating around soon ... if the price is right.

  62. NOPE by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    If I can't run photoshop, won't have it. I use it almost every day. Plus, I have a lot of business specific programs that I have to run, that probably won't work like I want. Good for some, but at that price, I'll take a laptop instead.

  63. Airplane mode by khchung · · Score: 1

    Just switch on airplane mode. Make the battery lasts even longer.

    The device would either have that mode, or be banned on planes. Would be fun to watch if the device cannot login when offline though.

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  64. Hotspot surcharge; acceptance of app lockdown by tepples · · Score: 1

    if that WiFi is getting data from the Internet then it's using some form of paid service too.

    But with a two orders of magnitude higher monthly cap (1000 GB/mo instead of 10 GB/mo), and shareable with another member of your household without an additional fee per device.

    you can set them up as a personal hotspot for your laptop or other device with no stress.

    Does "Add the personal hotspot feature to your plan for only $xx more a month" count as "no stress" to you?

    When you get it for "free" by placing a smartphone chip in a laptop format, why the heck not?

    I imagine that the expectation of using cellular Internet may make users more willing to accept application lockdown, with the excuse "you can always SSH/X11/VNC/RDP to your home PC or to a cloud server in order to run apps that the OS publisher hasn't approved." A lot of iPad users have fed me that line when I mentioned that a locked-down device wouldn't be suitable for the lightweight hobby coding work that I did on a Dell netbook.

  65. Cell plan adds to TCO by tepples · · Score: 1

    Youd have the option to subscribe to cellular internet.

    How much would "subscrib[ing] to cellular internet" cost over the course of this laptop's expected service life? Add it to the sticker price. Or would you instead recommend that people cancel home Internet to make room in the budget for cellular Internet?

    Or you could opt to rely on using wifi

    Provided Wi-Fi is available. When I'm riding the city bus between home and work, it isn't, as the bus passes by each individual hotspot too quickly for my device to associate. Thus I need a device whose applications support being offline for up to an hour at a time.

    (which could even be by tethering ti an existing cell)

    Which in turn becomes cost-prohibitive when your cell carrier charges $359.84 per year plus taxes and surcharges for the privilege of "tethering ti an existing cell". (Source)

  66. Linux can't suspend on a T100 by tepples · · Score: 1

    I'm still using one of the first T100s [...] Never given me any grief.

    Last I checked, GNU/Linux on a T100 was missing a whole bunch of stuff. In particular, backlight brightness cannot be controlled, the camera is not detected, and suspend causes a full freeze.

    1. Re:Linux can't suspend on a T100 by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 1

      I'm still using one of the first T100s [...] Never given me any grief.

      Last I checked, GNU/Linux on a T100 was missing a whole bunch of stuff. In particular, backlight brightness cannot be controlled, the camera is not detected, and suspend causes a full freeze.

      I'm using Windows 10 as the host OS which was a free upgrade for this device. Makes things easier.

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  67. Bus Wi-Fi not in all cities by tepples · · Score: 1

    with ubiquitous WiFi

    Depends on the city. Some cities' public transit systems provide Wi-Fi to riders; other cities' do not. Citilink in Fort Wayne, Indiana, does not.

  68. Would I use such a computing device? by Brostenen · · Score: 1

    My answer to the question in the headline is a BIG NO.... I have my cellphone that are using 4G all the time, and that is good enough for me. If I want to use a real computer, then I can wait untill I get home.

  69. Getting there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One step closer to finally being able to get thru that backlog of porn.

  70. Windows 10 S , No Replaceable Battery, Hell NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See Subject

  71. Maybe, with caveats by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    Just give me a ~13" laptop, with a good quality screen (ie. a good TN panel, or preferably IPS, 1080p), fanless, decent build quality, a good keyboard and a good touchpad, and 15+ hours of battery life.

    So in other words, give me my old Acer Chromebook 13, but replace the horribly low-performance Nvidia Tegra K1 for something with actual usable desktop performance, upgrade the battery and ditch ChromeOS for actual Linux. As a bonus, give me a dock connector, or at least full docking (USB+Displayport+charging) over USB-C.

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  72. Tethering detection by tepples · · Score: 1

    How would they know I am tethering?

    Windows, macOS, Chrome OS, Debian (or anything else with apt), and Fedora (or anything else with yum/dnf) all phone home to check for system software updates. Your ISP can see what hostnames your device is accessing through DNS requests and the Server Name Indication field of TLS ClientHello. If these include some desktop operating system's software update repository, or Google Play Store while the SIM is in an iPhone, or Apple App Store while the SIM is in an Android phone, you're tethering. Or if these include substantial traffic to sites relying on Flash Player, such as Newgrounds, Albino Blacksheep, Dagobah, Kongregate, or the like, you're tethering. If popular sites that use an m. hostname consistently fail to redirect you to the m. hostname, you're tethering. If you're consistently connecting on ports used by a desktop application not ported to mobile, you're tethering.

    1. Re:Tethering detection by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      It all boils down to the telcos absolutely fleecing you in every way possible. Why should they care what you use your allotted data for? 10GB is 10GB is 10GB.

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    2. Re:Tethering detection by tepples · · Score: 1

      Why should they care what you use your allotted data for? 10GB is 10GB is 10GB.

      6 GB is not 10 GB is not 10 GB. Not all customers on a 10 GB/mo cellular plan will use all 10 GB on their phone, letting some of the data expire at the end of the month. A desktop user is more likely to plan out good uses for excess data to come in just under the cap, much of it during prime time from 7 PM to 11 PM tower time. This is even more common if the cheapskate user has canceled wired home Internet in order to be able to afford mobile Internet.

      In addition, a desktop user is more likely to watch long high-definition streams, compared to a 5" screen that occupies less of the visual field (in units of steradians or square degrees) than a computer monitor or living room TV. This requires a larger data rate and thus more scarce time slots on the tower. The "Binge On" promotion that T-Mobile has used, which doesn't count standard-definition streaming video against the user's cap, appears related.

    3. Re:Tethering detection by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      A desktop user is more likely to plan out good uses for excess data to come in just under the cap, much of it during prime time from 7 PM to 11 PM tower time.

      In addition, a desktop user is more likely to watch long high-definition streams, compared to a 5" screen that occupies less of the visual field (in units of steradians or square degrees) than a computer monitor or living room TV.

      I assume you have data sources to back up those assertions.

      From what I see, most people don't bother to micromanage their data usage like that.

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    4. Re:Tethering detection by tepples · · Score: 1

      A desktop user is more likely to plan out good uses for excess data to come in just under the cap, much of it during prime time from 7 PM to 11 PM tower time.

      I assume you have data sources to back up those assertions.

      The article "The truth about tethering: Pay up or you are a thief" by James Kendrick implies an expectation among carriers that customers not use the entire monthly data allowance, where carriers price plans based on this expectation. From the article:

      Our agreement may state that we must pay an overage fee when we exceed a certain amount of data usage in a given period (the cap), but the carrier is not stating we are paying for the right to use that much data. Most carriers have unspecified "normal usage" parameters that are used to determine when customers exceed the intended usage, even if under the data cap. Carriers have been known to throttle usage, or even cancel, customers who regularly exceed the normal usage parameters, even when they don't exceed a specified cap. We may not like it but that's the way it works.

      I would forward your request for data to Mr. Kendrick, but "Comments for this thread are now closed."

      In addition, a desktop user is more likely to watch long high-definition streams, compared to a 5" screen that occupies less of the visual field (in units of steradians or square degrees) than a computer monitor or living room TV.

      I assume you have data sources to back up those assertions.

      Then let's make some data.
      1. How big is your PC monitor diagonally, and how far do you sit from it?
      2. How big is your living room TV diagonally, and how far do you sit from it?
      3. How big is your phone's screen diagonally, and how far do you hold it?
      From these figures, I can calculate the apparent density of SD and HD video in pixels per radian and compare them to the human fovea's limit of roughly 3400 pixels per radian.

    5. Re:Tethering detection by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      The article "The truth about tethering: Pay up or you are a thief" [zdnet.com] by James Kendrick implies an expectation among carriers that customers not use the entire monthly data allowance, where carriers price plans based on this expectation. From the article:

      Our agreement may state that we must pay an overage fee when we exceed a certain amount of data usage in a given period (the cap), but the carrier is not stating we are paying for the right to use that much data. Most carriers have unspecified "normal usage" parameters that are used to determine when customers exceed the intended usage, even if under the data cap. Carriers have been known to throttle usage, or even cancel, customers who regularly exceed the normal usage parameters, even when they don't exceed a specified cap. We may not like it but that's the way it works.

      That is nothing more than shitty business practices. They're not disclosing the full implications of the contract you enter into with them. It's amazing that you just let them screw you over like this.

      If a carrier here tried adding a tethering surcharge, it abso-fucking-lutely wouldn't fly at all. See, we have this thing called competition, which keeps the carriers from screwing over their customers, because they know you'll just switch to another carrier that treats you better. Number portability is fully automated, I know people who've had the same cellphone number for 20 years, over 10+ carriers, no issues.

      When my plan includes 25GB/month, I get 25GB. No questions asked. They don't care if I tether my laptop, or if share my hotspot with random stranger's devices. They don't care which device I put my SIM in. If I use up my data allowance, I get speeddropped for the rest of the month. Simple, straight-forward, not designed to screw over your customers.

      You're getting screwed like crazy in the US, from the ridiculously low data allowances, over bizarre surcharges to actually having to pay to receive text messages. The overage argument simply doesn't fly when you only allow 5GB on a normal plan. They're screwing you over, big-time.

      Then let's make some data.
      1. How big is your PC monitor diagonally, and how far do you sit from it?
      2. How big is your living room TV diagonally, and how far do you sit from it?
      3. How big is your phone's screen diagonally, and how far do you hold it?
      From these figures, I can calculate the apparent density of SD and HD video in pixels per radian and compare them to the human fovea's limit of roughly 3400 pixels per radian.

      That's not what I meant, and you know it wasn't.

      I am asking for proof of your assertion that people are more likely to watch longer HD content on tethered devices, compared to on their phones.

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  73. qualcomm = no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Qualcomm TMN, always has proprietary firmware & cellular hardware closely linked to user CPU. It will be secure as a fire hydrant. Required windows is not needed to eliminate user data security.
    I would not use it due to qualcomm. I would not use it due to windows.