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Jack In the Box CEO Says 'It Just Makes Sense' To Replace Workers With Robots (grubstreet.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Grub Street: Per Business Insider, Jack in the Box CEO Leonard Comma told an industry crowd that "it just makes sense" to swap cashiers for inanimate machines in the year 2018. Not because he thinks 2018 will be the year that fast food gets technologized so much as it's the year that Jack in the Box's home state of California increases the minimum wage to $11. In fact, wage bumps hit 18 states this year, with California on pace to become the first $15-wage state in coming years -- a prospect that terrifies industry executives. Jack in the Box has flirted with the idea of installing automated kiosks before. As early as 2009, it tested them out, and apparently found that they increase store efficiency and average check totals -- not bad at all if money's your bottom line. But according to Comma, the chain's executives balked because the upfront cost of converting from people to machines was still too great. What a difference a dollar an hour apparently makes: He told the crowd that with "the rising costs of labor," it's time to start thinking about automating restaurants.

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  1. Of course by Brett+Buck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is *exactly* what you should expect when you attempt to socially engineer a solution that violates the rules of business, in this case, artificially raising the cost of labor beyond the market value. One hundred percent entirely predictable, and predicted.

    1. Re:Of course by rkordmaa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you do the totals you get the same answer regardless, self service cashiers work out even in countries with 2-3x smaller minimum wage. You still need some cashiers to overseer the mechanical slaves, deal with customers experiencing technophobia or buying booze and tobacco.

    2. Re: Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, companies needing minimum wage laws as an incentive to pay any wage at all are the problem. The CEO making these claims after the minimum wage went up by one silly dollar should be reason enough to not want to do business with him.

      If you pay minimum wage, you are saying that you would've paid less if it weren't illegal. You are saying that economy will fail if we abolish slave labour. People have been saying that for centuries, and guess what... They were wrong too.

      In your country, it is normal to need two or three jobs, working 90 hours a week just to be able to pay the rent on a lousy apartment and feed the kids.

      I am saying that in a civilised country, you don't have too.

    3. Re:Of course by slack_justyb · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Okay, I'm going to say it because everyone's going to make arguments that are overly complicated and the answer is actually quite simple. Other than 50+ year olds, pretty much you can take any modern register and turn it around to face customers instead and suddenly it is a self serve kiosk. Since 2006 to 2014 there's been massive leaps in the UI+hardware that you pretty much have registers that only require basic reading skills and the understanding of "touch based UI" to fully grasp. Cash registers pride themselves on things like minutes of training required for the average task, the end goal was to meet the needs of companies that literally need people fresh off the street being able to manage a till. This CEO talks about automation and it's clear he's suffering from IDTIMWYTIM. But whatever. The rise in minimum wage makes CEOs feel warm and fuzzy about doing something just like folks wearing black makes them feel warm and fuzzy that their countering gender inequality. We all know that they really aren't doing anything, but whatever. People like to point to useless gestures or baseless claims to justify a position that's always been happening with or without their input. At this point it happens so often that I'm pretty much convinced that the point of C-level staff in companies is pretty much gone. They exist at this point to sponge more money in their direction and that is all.

      artificially raising the cost of labor beyond the market value

      Dude, unless Crap-in-the-box can find some folks willing to work thirty cents an hour, it didn't matter what anyone did with wages, the writing is on the wall for pretty much all of us and no one with influence actually gives a flying fuck. But perhaps this will have the uptick that 80% of the world's population can finally die off and leave only the rich to suck each other's dicks. You know what happened when horse's were out matched tech wise? Better get used to saying neigh.

    4. Re: Of course by PoopJuggler · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Except everything about your so-called "rule of business", whatever that means, is artificial. Everything above I-Takes-What-I-Wants-Or-I-Kill-You is artificial. There's nothing natural whatsoever about business. The minimum wage should be raised and automation taxed because those businesses are reaping the rewards of living in our nice society without returning anything. It's only because of those "artificial" things that society does (that you seem to hate) that even makes it possible for those scumbags to have a business in the first place.

    5. Re:Of course by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Informative

      McDonald's would still be profitable with a $50/hr minimum wage.

      Bullcrap.

      Annual payroll expense per McDonald's restaurant: $602,000

      Annual net profit per McDonald's restaurant: $153,900

      Even a 25% increase in payroll would put them out of business. There is no way they could absorb a 300-400% increase, which is what you are claiming.

      McDonald's cost vs profit

    6. Re:Of course by Zaelath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Where as in the US you pretend you can have a minimum wage below the poverty line then spend lots of tax dollars propping those people up with food stamps, etc, or just paying indirectly with theft and other criminal behaviour.

      Regardless of the stupid FOX talking point crap in this thread, people aren't just going to die because you think they should try harder.

    7. Re: Of course by bondsbw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you pay minimum wage, you are saying that you would've paid less if it weren't illegal.

      I would pay less taxes if it weren't illegal. I'd pay less for just about anything if given the chance.

      Regardless, there's a point where you won't pay more. That's the real issue here. Doesn't matter if it's automated or manual, there is a point where it's just not worth it.

      Society thinks people should have a minimum standard of living. Great! I agree. Then society should pay for it. Stop forcing employers of low-skill workers to bear the weight of wealth redistribution. Put it in the tax code, which is more directly under the control of society.

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    8. Re: Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      [quote]Furthermore, working the fast food counter is supposed to be a kid's summer job and off hours for college and pocket money or first car. It is not living wage work for adults. If fast food is your family's primary source of income then you have failed at life and see above about condoms.[/quote]

      And those kids should be paid appropriately for doing a shitty job that adults by and large don't want to do.

    9. Re: Of course by Zaelath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, that's exactly the same tired, pointless argument I referred to. NO ONE CARES that you think they shouldn't exist, or that minimum wage is "supposed" to be a starter job, they will do whatever it takes to survive regardless of your politics.

      Do you honestly think the rich keep welfare systems going out of the goodness of their heart, or because it's cheaper than rolling around in APCs between fortified encampments a'la South Africa?

    10. Re:Of course by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      then spend lots of tax dollars propping those people up with food stamps, etc, or just paying indirectly with theft and other criminal behaviour.

      As opposed to the European way of making employees so expensive that you have 20% youth unemployment, who you then prop up with social programs, theft and other criminal behavior?

      I'm not opposed to minimum wage (and frankly I wish we'd just tie it to inflation so we don't need to constantly adjust it). But lets not pretend that this will magically get people off of government assistance or eliminate crime.

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    11. Re:Of course by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      However, if you understand how a monetary system is supposed to work, you need money to flow.

      A monetary system is meant to support economic activity. It "works" by providing a reliable, trusted, and standardized means of exchange so that we don't need to barter physical goods all the time or work out complex currency transactions. It is not "supposed to work" in the way you mean. If all you need is money to flow, then just letting two computers bat it back and forth as quickly as they can would make us all fabulously wealthy.

      What you need to lift everyone's standard of living is wealth creation. You don't create wealth by artificially supporting someone's wages, be it through direct government assistance (food stamps, Medicaid, welfare, etc) or indirect assistance like minimum wage. I'm not smart enough to know how to take an untrained - possibly untrainable - adult and make them into a generator of wealth, but I do know that your ideas about the velocity of money are not what you think they are. I'd start by improving and equalizing access to education, and putting into place an incentive structure for government safety nets which rewards the bureaucrats for getting people back on their own two feet.

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    12. Re: Of course by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not sure how to respond to your comment. We don't typically hit Wendy's as a night out on the town - we usually hit Wendy's when we are already out and want the convenience of a fast meal. The "human service" at Wendy's is generally the least-pleasant part of the whole experience.

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    13. Re: Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you didn't earn it from your own hard labour, then you're not successful, you're a parasite. We have an entire economic/corporate heirarchy built on the concept that you get paid more the less actual work you do. Shareholders, managers, executives, CEOs, inheritors, landlords... All parasites.

    14. Re:Of course by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Informative

      A typical McDonalds does not employ ~30 full time people.

      LET'S DO MATH!!!!

      There are 14,146 McDonald's in America. McDonald's has 1.5 million employees. That is over 100 employees per restaurant.

      Of course, some of them work in distribution, corporate administration, etc. and not at restaurants. Many of them are part time. But 30 full time equivalents per restaurants seems reasonable.

      Now lets look at one restaurant that is open from 5am to midnight. The workers need to be there an hour before opening and an hour after closing. So that is 21 hours per day, for 7 days per week, or 147 hours per week. 30 full-time equivalents would be 1200 hours per week. 1200/147 = 8 workers in the restaurant at any time. That seems about right to me.

    15. Re: Of course by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Informative

      If there's no value added to going to a "restaurant", like human service, why go?

      Restaurants that have drive through windows typically get 50-70% of their business from people sitting in their cars and shouting into a microphone.

      People do not go to fast food joints for "human interaction".

    16. Re:Of course by ljw1004 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This is *exactly* what you should expect when you attempt to socially engineer a solution that violates the rules of business, in this case, artificially raising the cost of labor beyond the market value. One hundred percent entirely predictable, and predicted.

      Sure, predictable, predicted. But go on and think through a bit further...

      The GDP isn't lessened by switching to robots. As a civilization/society/country, we're not producing any less by this transition. If anything we have the ability to produce more. The only difference is how society's production is apportioned to everyone.

      Some people believe that the right way to structure society is by using degrading low-paid jobs as a way to apportion a pittance to poor people. It sounds like you're in this camp. Is that because you believe there exists no other feasible way of apportioning, or because you think this is the best out of all feasible ways to apportion?

    17. Re: Of course by religionofpeas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am saying that in a civilised country, you don't have too

      No, you are saying that in a civilised country, that's how you'd like things to be. There is, however, no law of nature that says that there's enough economic output to give everybody a decent quality of life. Just because you're "civilised" doesn't change that.

    18. Re: Of course by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When and where exactly was this golden age when rich people weren't rich?

      According to both Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders the "Golden Age" was the 1950s.

      Back then, people had jobs for life, everyone could afford a house, no one was poor, and America was Great.

      Of course, that is total bullcrap. Average job tenure is higher today than it was then. Home ownership rates are higher today, and houses are also significantly larger. Poverty was a much bigger problem then. Even white men are better off today, and minorities and women are far better off.

      Most nostalgia is nonsense, especially about the past.

    19. Re: Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's 18.9%: https://www.statista.com/statistics/266228/youth-unemployment-rate-in-eu-countries/

    20. Re: Of course by Reverend+Green · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sub-living-wage employment is a drag on society. Those "businesses" survive only because the public subsidizes their labor costs - directly through welfare programs or indirectly through crime and social degradation. It is therefore a net economic benefit if those loss-making (before subsidy) businesses are eliminated from the market.

    21. Re:Of course by Reverend+Green · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ALL workers are "wealth creators". The education/training canard is just a distraction. The question is: Shall workers retain enough of the fruits of their labors so that they may eat, live indoors, and otherwise "have a life"? Or shell workers be forced to accept a starvation wage, so that all the remaining fruits of their labor may flow into the pockets of capital owners?

    22. Re:Of course by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But there's a related question of whether the worker's productivity is actually greater than the cost of feeding and housing them. What happens when it isn't? In the first industrial revolution, the output of weavers using hand-operated looms dropped below the cost of providing them with food because the value of the thing that they were creating was significantly inflated by its scarcity, and that went away with mechanical looms. What should society do with people in this situation? Some you can retrain, but not all.

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    23. Re: Of course by Daemonik · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We also had much much higher tax rates, because that generation understood that wars have to be paid for and letting your previous enemies fester in devastation is both counter to economic prosperity and a recipe for future strife. Domestic economic issues were more a factor of retooling from war production back to civilian production, with commiserate layoffs as wartime factories were shut down.

    24. Re:Of course by Daemonik · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Reminds me of Costco vs SAMS.. Costco has a union, with benefits making $17+ an hour vs SAMs minimum wage part-timers told to make up the difference through welfare.

    25. Re: Of course by MitchDev · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Inheriting millions is NOT "earning" anything... shuffling stocks to make more money is not "working" or "earning" anything.

      Tax wealth (not just income) at 90% above 5 Million....

    26. Re: Of course by Hodr · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can count on zero fingers the number of times I went to a fast food restaurant to interact with the folks working there. And that even counts when I had family working at one.

    27. Re:Of course by mjwx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you do the totals you get the same answer regardless, self service cashiers work out even in countries with 2-3x smaller minimum wage. You still need some cashiers to overseer the mechanical slaves, deal with customers experiencing technophobia or buying booze and tobacco.

      This, stores have replaced checkouts in every state with self service checkouts... if it were just about the minimum wage then they wouldn't have bothered in states with low minimum wage. The biggest issue with adoption are the customers, as you correctly pointed out.

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    28. Re: Of course by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More likely, automation will mean all the burgers are wrong in the same way. With humans, they are all wrong in different ways.

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    29. Re: Of course by Immerman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So then, if all these adults making minimum wage should apply themselves and get better jobs, then where exactly are all these unfilled better jobs searching for employees?

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    30. Re: Of course by kilfarsnar · · Score: 3, Informative

      >they will do whatever it takes to survive regardless of your politics.

      Including vote Liberal. That way they get all their lifetime welfare freebies, no questions asked. You and your disgusting ilk are more than happy to punish successful people to pay for the lazy and indolent.

      Well, isn't that why rich people vote Republican; to get their lifetimes of tax cuts and elimination of regulations that cost them money to comply with? It seems that, rich or poor, everyone wants something from the government. And rich people are in a much better position to get it; no questions asked.

      I'd also add that the people who work for minimum wage work hard for it. If they don't, they are easily replaceable. So your characterization of them and lazy and indolent is quite far off the mark. Perhaps you'd do better to direct your attention towards the very wealthy, if you want to identify the people taking the most advantage. Being wealthy in America is the best advantage of all. Money brings power, yet you focus on the least powerful. Funny.

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    31. Re: Of course by GameboyRMH · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This. Sub-livable wages should not be legal for this reason first and foremost. Don't allow companies to use human labor as a conduit for corporate welfare.

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    32. Re: Of course by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Earning" anything means jack shit. Do you think anyone could "earn" a couple millions a year? Explain to me what makes the "work" of someone like Paris Hilton "worth" about a million times more than the work of the average nurse and we can talk about "earning" money.

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    33. Re: Of course by MangoCats · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As long ago as 1999, $15/hr was a minimal living wage for "real" adults who pay for their own rent, transportation, insurance and food.

      Most jobs contribute far more than $15/hr value to the employer's organization - if they don't, I'm all for finding solutions that make those "worthless" jobs go away and free up people to do something that is worth $15/hr or more.

      Arguably, even semi-talented street busking (entertainment) in a reasonably heavy pedestrian traffic area is worth more than $15/hr. And, if everybody is employed at higher paying jobs, everybody who enjoys an entertainer can afford to toss them a buck every couple of days as they walk past.

    34. Re: Of course by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Funny

      Killbots? You realise this means the leader of the next US revolution will be Zapp Brannigan...

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    35. Re:Of course by kilfarsnar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ah yes, another demoncrat throwing yet another temper tantrum.

      "And if you dont show some initiative, you deserve to die, that is what the fanatic capitalist right says, am I correct?

      According to 2nd Thessalonians in the bible if one does not work does not eat. You whiny commie demoncrat terrorists keep touting "What if someone is too disabled to work" Well here's the thing, there is no such thing as being "too disabled to work." Even if there truly were those that are too disabled to work, guess what, can't work falls under don't work so either work or die. Those that are "too disabled to work" are truly "too disabled to live"

      LOL, you seem nice.

      "When you reap the harvest of your land, do not reap to the very edges of your field or gather the gleanings of your harvest. Leave them for the poor and the alien. I am the LORD your God." Leviticus 23:22

      "There will always be poor people in the land. Therefore I command you to be openhanded toward your brothers and toward the poor and needy in your land." Deuteronomy 15:11

      "If there is a poor man among your brothers in any of the towns of the land that the LORD your God is giving you, do not be hardhearted or tightfisted toward your poor brother." Deuteronomy 15:7

      "Be careful not to harbor this wicked thought: The seventh year, the year for canceling debts, is near, so that you do not show ill will toward your needy brother and give him nothing. He may then appeal to the LORD against you, and you will be found guilty of sin." Deuteronomy 15:9

      "The righteous care about justice for the poor, but the wicked have no such concern." Proverbs 29:7

      "If anyone has material possessions and sees his brother in need but has no pity on him, how can the love of God be in him? Dear children, let us not love with words or tongue but with actions and in truth." 1 John 3:17-18

      Quoting the Bible is fun, eh? It's almost as if you can find passages to justify any point of view, even for an uncaring prick like yourself.

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    36. Re:Of course by careysub · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or to simplify the point further: it is impossible for workers to under-price robots and self-service in the long-run, or the medium-run, or increasingly now even the short-run.

      There is no "dirt-cheap labor" solution to dealing with the increasing automation of work.

      CEOs want dirt cheap labor and they want robots to eliminate it at the same time. They aren't offering a deal - keep wages low and we will leave the jobs intact. They have no intention of doing that, and there is no actual promise being made by "Jack in the Box CEO Leonard Comma" to not automate if wages are not raised. Like those Carrier jobs that went to Mexico six months after they announced they were being "saved" a press release is not a deal, it is not a contract, it is not even a promise. It means nothing.

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    37. Re: Of course by Sumus+Semper+Una · · Score: 3, Informative

      Killbots? You realise this means the leader of the next US revolution will be Zapp Brannigan...

      You mean the US will have to be led by a vain, womanizing moron who's more obsessed with his public image than actually doing anything? A terrible fate indeed.

    38. Re: Of course by Geekbot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I used to think this too. Then I saw how bad off kids are that are in poverty. Those kids aren't going to make it. And that group is growing, not shrinking. Middle class is a generation from gone. Middle class kids getting by because their parents helped them out with a car and down payment and college. Each generation less able to help their kids get started. You know what gave all those parents a boost way back? Government programs after WWII.
      There just aren't enough jobs for everyone to survive on the pay for those jobs. That right there is a recipe for revolution. You'd be surprised how close we are. About 6 million people in the incarceration/probation system. That's not a huge percentage but you'd be surprised what desperate people can do when they get a seed to grow around.

  2. What a difference a dollar an hour makes by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Or, maybe it's the 10 years of advancing robotics and automation technology that has lowered the pricepoint to one that is acceptable. A decade is a long stretch for tech, and the price per performance is steadily dropping.

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  3. The CEO who thinks differently is a fool by Baron_Yam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If robots are available, less expensive, and acceptable to consumers... the CEO who DOESN'T replace their workers with them is a CEO presiding over a failing company. Because while they're not doing it, others are, and have greater profit margins to work with.

    1. Re:The CEO who thinks differently is a fool by hjf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah but low-wage workers don't just disappear. They go into social aid programs, and instead of the CEO paying them a salary for doing menial work, it's YOU paying for their food stamps.

    2. Re:The CEO who thinks differently is a fool by Baron_Yam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Absolutely. But the economic version of natural selection still applies... if he doesn't do it, his company will tank and another will take over. So the choice is, "Do we push this problem onto the taxpayer or do we go bankrupt while someone else pushes it onto the taxpayer?"

      Seems like an easy choice.

    3. Re:The CEO who thinks differently is a fool by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How 'bout we tax them for the burden they put on us?

      What? Let's say you run a landscaping company. And because you have good equipment, you need only a certain number of workers to get your contract work done. Should we levy a tax on your landscape company for not hiring more people you don't need, because you're using modern equipment instead of push mowers?

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  4. Just a variation on the old saying by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Never try to extort someone for more than the cost to have you killed.

  5. You know what else makes sense? by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Replacing fast food with home-cooked meals.

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  6. Bullshit by rsilvergun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    you could pay them .99 cents/hr and the machine would still be a better deal. The reason it's happening now is cheap, reliable microcontrollers and big, high res touch screens are finally widely available. Software is also a lot better. Most of these run some kind of unix (android/linux/etc). They'll have uptime measured in decades.

    10 years ago these systems were too unreliable to replace humans. They ran XP and crashed all the time. Business is all about reliability, repeatably, and low risk. A living wage didn't doom the jobs, better tech did.

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  7. Not just price by rsilvergun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    reliability. That's why everyone ignores. Open source means cheap, super reliable software. Tech advancements means the same for hardware. LCDs last for decades now. You can run these off a $20 64 gig compact flash and unlike a hard drive they last decades. Modern touch screens just work, they don't need to be recalibrated as the display ages. And the screens don't fade in a few years as long as you keep 'em out of direct sunlight.

    They had these kiosks in the 90s and early 2000s. 80% of the time they were dumped to a BSOD or a command prompt because the software crashed or the hardware failed.

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  8. I'm just wondering by MeNeXT · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How many meals will these new cashiers purchase.

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  9. What goes around comes around... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Once we've all been automated out of work...who's going to buy the burgers?

    Reminds me of this oft-quoted aphorism, about a UAW official being shown some early auto-plant automation:

    Henry Ford II: Walter, how are you going to get those robots to pay your union dues?
    Walter Reuther: Henry, how are you going to get them to buy your cars?

    (Apparently it wasn't really Henry Ford II. But Ruther confirmed the exchange occurred, with a high Ford official and words roughly equivalent.)

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    1. Re:What goes around comes around... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Funny

      Henry, how are you going to get them to buy your cars?

      Plot twist: the robots are the cars.

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  10. That's a common fallacy by rsilvergun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the theory goes that if the rich don't pay people there will be no one to buy things. It ignores what it means to be truly rich. Like, member of the Aristocracy kind of rich. You control all of civilizations wealth. You don't need people to buy things to get more money because you already have all the money. Everybody is falling over themselves to do your bidding because if they don't they starve to death. And the few who rebel get beaten down by your knights (or militarized police if you want to modernize it).

    What I'm saying is, don't kid yourself. The rich don't need us. On the other hand, we don't need them either.

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  11. This is something I've wondered for years by rsilvergun · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've heard we can't raise minimum wage because doing so would be devastating to our economy. But then I hear that only teenagers and bored old people work for minimum wage.

    So which is it? Are minimum wage employees the bedrock of our economy or a completely superfluous bunch of kids and seniors. They can't be both.

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  12. PR Bullshit by locater16 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can you spot the PR bullshit in this statement?

    No, it's the not the part where replacing people with machines is cheaper and more efficient. Of course it's more efficient, and will get cheaper every year. Indeed it's the cheap shot at the minimum wage rising that's bullshit. They were going to replace cashiers anyway, whether it rose or not. Watch them do it in states with rock bottom minimum wage. But hey, if you can try to repeal minimum wage laws while deflecting potential bad PR from firing people then that's just a double win.

  13. I guess we'll see by bobstreo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How many CEO's and managers are left after AI's can do their job. Think of the cost savings to the shareholders.

    My only other observation is self service checkouts in supermarkets.

      I avoid them like the plague if I have more than 5 ot 6 items, because after that, it's not faster, or more convenient than a cashier. Supermarkets will need to come up with something way better than what they have now, or pay me to do my own checkout.

  14. Sigh by ledow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dunno about you guys but my local McDonald's did this a few years ago, as have many others.

    Massive touchscreens in the foyer, tap and order from the whole menu, then just wait for the guy to bring it out. Hell, it even tells you how many orders are in front of you, etc. and you can make every tiny change imaginable to the ingredients.

    Sure, they still have kitchen staff (we're not suggesting automating the kitchens, right? That's just a food-safety nightmare waiting to happen and how do they clean themselves?). But they have JUST kitchen staff, who get a list, put the food on the tray and deal with the cooker alerts etc.

    It's much faster and more efficient than any McDonald's I've ever used, you can order while ten people are dithering over what to have, you can even assign a seat and have it brought over to you. And, at the end of the day, it's the same food.

    I've said for years that restaurants should do this - even posh ones. Tying up waiting staff with orders, corrections, menus, allergy queries etc. is daft when people are quite capable of doing all that themselves - sometimes before they've even sat down. And then BOTH of you have a cast-iron receipt of what was ordered and how. So long as the food delivered tallies, what does it matter?

    "So what's in the sea bass?" "Press ingredients, ma'am".
    "Can we split this bill?" "Press split bill, sir."
    "Do you have any pork left?" "Only what the menu will let you select, sir".

    If Jack-in-the-box have already trialled this I can't understand why they haven't been fitting it to all new stores and starting doing it for refurbishments. There's literally no reason not to, even if you don't replace ALL the staff immediately.

  15. Not in the U.S. by Solandri · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or most of the OECD for that matter. The "Aristocracy" rich mostly exists in developing countries where they control the vast majority of the wealth. In those countries they're big fish in little ponds, and maintain their status not only by being rich, but by preventing others from becoming rich. The economy of these countries mostly consists of (by volume) the rich selling and buying to/from each other. The GDP per capita in these countries typically stagnates at around $15,000/yr or below.

    The U.S., EU, etc. grew past this stage around the 1900s. Henry Ford accidentally stumbled upon this when he discovered that paying his workers above the prevailing wage actually resulted in more business for himself (because his workers could afford to buy the cars he was producing). That's what happens when you (1) put a worker in a productive job, and (2) pay them a fair wage for the productivity they're generating. Basically, when pay your workers less than a fair wage, you make money for yourself, but you stunt the economy. When you pay your workers a fair wage, you spend more money, but the economy blossoms. Usually more than enough to offset the extra money you spent paying your workers.

    A market economy *wants* everyone to be as productive as they can, because the feedback effect of that maximizes average income. GDP per capita in these countries is typically $30,000/yr or higher because the vast majority of the population is contributing a meaningful amount of productivity to the economy. Consequently, the vast majority of the rich in these countries are rich from selling things to the middle class (who by population and aggregate income are much bigger than the richest 1%*). If the average income of the middle class decreases in these countries, it ends up hurting the rich too.

    * IRS tax stats show that the top 1% only makes about 20% of the income in the U.S. So if they began buying and selling only amongst themselves and replacing everyone else with robots, that would result in about an 80% pay cut for themselves. The bulk of the country's income (73%) is in the $30k-$500k per year wage range, and it's in the best interest of the 1%ers in the U.S. to insure those people continue to have jobs.

  16. The "Death Tax" Lie! (was Re: Of course) by atrimtab · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Living parents cannot give more than $10K per child per year tax free. Why should they be able to give it all after death. The children didn't earn it. And EVERY other form of regular income is taxed.

    The "death tax" is a disingenous lie! It's just the standard income tax and another *huge* loophole that benefits the very few extremely rich and allows the creation of family dynastys where great-great-grandpa did something once upon a time.

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    Facebook is billions of individual "Skinner Boxes." And if you use it you are the pigeon!
    1. Re:The "Death Tax" Lie! (was Re: Of course) by SQLGuru · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So, say Person A has $1M after paying any and all taxes that were owed. They die and Person B inherits that money. So you want to now tax Person B just because they inherited money. And if they immediately die and Person C inherits the remaining portion of that money, you want them to be taxed, too. And if Person C dies, then Person D would also be taxed. Even though nothing has changed about the fact that the money in question had ALREADY been taxed, you'd like to see that money all go to the government?

      This would be equivalent to you being taxed on both your income and your net-worth every year. Even if you only make $50k per year, if you are a great saver and have $500k in the bank, you'd want that $500k taxed just because it exists.