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Uber Used Another Secret Software To Evade Police, Report Says (bloomberg.com)

schwit1 shares a Bloomberg report: In May 2015 about 10 investigators for the Quebec tax authority burst into Uber Technologies's office in Montreal. The authorities believed Uber had violated tax laws and had a warrant to collect evidence. Managers on-site knew what to do, say people with knowledge of the event. Like managers at Uber's hundreds of offices abroad, they'd been trained to page a number that alerted specially trained staff at company headquarters in San Francisco. When the call came in, staffers quickly remotely logged off every computer in the Montreal office, making it practically impossible for the authorities to retrieve the company records they'd obtained a warrant to collect. The investigators left without any evidence.

Most tech companies don't expect police to regularly raid their offices, but Uber isn't most companies. The ride-hailing startup's reputation for flouting local labor laws and taxi rules has made it a favorite target for law enforcement agencies around the world. That's where this remote system, called Ripley, comes in. From spring 2015 until late 2016, Uber routinely used Ripley to thwart police raids in foreign countries, say three people with knowledge of the system. Allusions to its nature can be found in a smattering of court filings, but its details, scope, and origin haven't been previously reported. The Uber HQ team overseeing Ripley could remotely change passwords and otherwise lock up data on company-owned smartphones, laptops, and desktops as well as shut down the devices. This routine was initially called the unexpected visitor protocol. Employees aware of its existence eventually took to calling it Ripley, after Sigourney Weaver's flamethrower-wielding hero in the Alien movies. The nickname was inspired by a Ripley line in Aliens, after the acid-blooded extraterrestrials easily best a squad of ground troops. 'Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.'

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  1. If a remote network command can thwart police ... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 2

    If a mere remote network command can thwart police ... er, well, insert devastating finish here.

  2. No problem by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    We'll take all the computers in your office. No evidence? Guess we'll return next week when you bought new equipment.

    By the way: Due to legal regulations, everything confiscated is forfeited. You pay your tax. One way or another.

    Welcome to Europe.

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    1. Re:No problem by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Even the cheapest clients add up over time.

      And yes, you buying them back would be pretty useful, for, well, we have no real use for the computers other than finding someone to sell them to, so... we could also just agree that you pay every time we come and we forgo the process of carrying your shit out and back in again. Saves us the hassle and you the time, it's just so win-win...

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    2. Re:No problem by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

      Even the cheapest clients add up over time.

      So do write-offs from seized equipment, that you can declare at any value you can document...

      Any good accountant could turn seized equipment into a revenue stream.

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    3. Re:No problem by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

      Last time I looked Quebec was in North America.

  3. Annoying Trend by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm seeing more and more references to "a software." Would you like to buy a software with your hardware? How will you be using your mobile device to update your time sheet ... will you be using a software? And, "Uber used another secret software." Ugh.

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    1. Re:Annoying Trend by ScentCone · · Score: 2

      Not an affectation. It's the sort of thing that non-native English speakers say when they haven't mastered plural/single idioms and such. Like, "You have a lot of nice camera gears!" And that gets seen often enough in the intellectual wasteland of social media, and poisons the well badly enough that it makes it into /. postings.

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  4. Most tech companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most tech companies don't expect police to regularly raid their offices

    Every non-government entity should treat the government as an adversary. Government agencies want to compromise everything.

    1. Re:Most tech companies by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If your government is your adversary, I guess it's time to overthrow it and install one that is elected by the people for the people.

      Oh wait...

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    2. Re:Most tech companies by borcharc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This could just be as easy a using desktop virtualization and pulling the plug on access when needed. Keep the servers backing it in a different, more friendly country. There is no reason to have any data on local computers.

    3. Re:Most tech companies by Alypius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We routinely describe our legal system as "adversarial" without rancor; it's the same reason why people are advised not to speak with investigators without legal counsel present.

    4. Re:Most tech companies by Daemonik · · Score: 2

      99% of the "complexity" of regulations, is because business people are cheating bastards who spend more time thinking up ways to steal a dishonest buck than make an honest one, and the Government response to that.

    5. Re:Most tech companies by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We prefer to have a government that does its job. We understand that there are certain requirements for this to be possible. That means that taxes have to be paid to fund what they're supposed to do, and we also need to give them the ability to do it. It's pretty much the same that I'd expect to get at work. If I'm supposed to do a project, I need funding and I need the ability to command people to do what I need them to do to make the project work out. If I get neither money nor power, well, I will not be able to do my project, will I?

      Oddly it seems that in the US, the government is supposed to not do anything. At least when listening to people claiming that taxation is theft and that the police shouldn't have any kind of power. How the hell are they supposed to do their job if that's what you expect from them? So in return, they try to force this onto you, to take by force what's not given, so they can do what they perceive as their job. And they overdo it by quite a margin.

      Maybe that's the main difference. We try for cooperation, in the US, confrontation seems to be rather the norm.

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    6. Re:Most tech companies by MoaDweeb · · Score: 2

      Your blood first.

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    7. Re:Most tech companies by Daemonik · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So you're saying large businesses use all the tools available to them to stab their competitors in the back, including sweetheart legislation. And your solution is to remove all the constraints on businesses rather than impose more constraints on bigger businesses.. riiiight... totally logical... also, that doesn't refute my argument that cheating bastard corporations are why regulations are so complex, it pretty much proves it.

  5. Uber. by ledow · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So... obviously they were sued for contributory acts towards the obstruction of justice, no?

    If not, why not?

    Literally, the guy who phoned it in has deliberately obstructed justice, whether or not the company policy says to do it, or whether the system is entirely operated remotely, or even whether the data asked for was to hand. You can go to jail for decades for that offence alone, whether or not anything is found, which would make anyone think twice about paging that number, no?

    I'm more concerned not that Uber did this (they're scumbags, we get the idea already), but that a manager would press it (and in Canada) at personal risk of imprisonment, and that no action was taken about it (whether or not they later provided the data).

    If you're trading in Canada, you're liable to their laws and they are able to seize related equipment and data with your co-operation or not, and performing a deliberate act with the express intention of removing said access can only be construed as obstruction of justice and/or contempt of court depending on the court order. It's not even "open to interpretation"... it's quite clear that the only reason to use a facility that cuts off the system should the police come knocking is to stop the police seeing things you don't want them to see but that they may well be otherwise entitled to see.

    Uber are scumbags because courts like this allow them to be.

    1. Re:Uber. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've always defended Uber against accusations of not having insurance (they documented that every driver is covered by a $1M policy while driving for Uber) and against being treated as a taxi (in the same way GrubHub, Eat24, and Delivery.com aren't restaurants or delivery services, but a service connecting an independent delivery restaurant with an independent customer).

      Then, all kinds of bullshit started coming out of Uber.

      I still say Uber as a business model is fine and sensible: you're using their service whether you're a driver or passenger. Nobody is trying to drive a stake into Lyft these days for doing the same sort of business (well, almost nobody).

      I haven't come out to defend Uber in a long, long time because nobody's been attacking them based on what kind of business they want to pretend Uber is. Uber shit its own pants this time, and it never stopped shitting. Sexual harassment, corporate espionage, invasions of privacy, and now they've taken it all the way up to bona fide organized crime with countermeasures in place to impede investigators. They have a great business model, but they've ruined it with terrible business ethic.

    2. Re:Uber. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know how it is in Canada but in the US a search warrant does not obligate you to preserve evidence or assist in the search in any way. Being served with a subpoena triggers a requirement to preserve evidence but a police raid is not a subpoena. Notifying the San Francisco main office that a raid is in progress isn't obstruction and the San Fran office is outside of Canadian jurisdiction anyway. I don't see how Canada could go after anyone unless their laws are nastier than I already understand them to be.

    3. Re:Uber. by dwillden · · Score: 2

      The only problem is the authorities have to know if someone makes that call and who made it to prosecute. I guess if they have a stingray setup they can track every mobile call or text to see who did it if they use that kind of notification method. But then again it could be passed off as simple as someone talking to another office at the time the police arrive saying to the other end, "Oh the Police are here I better go see what's up". Or a simple IM sent to another office. The remote participant then notifies the Ripley team. Or it could even be a Warrant canary style notice, someone closes a running chat or data feed. The loss of that feed while everything else is still up and running triggers the alert and the response.

      Yes it is obstruction, but it can be very hard if not impossible to identify who did it.

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    4. Re:Uber. by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      Sexual harassment,

      Was anyone ever taken to court, charged and convicted of Sexual Harassment, or is this just another case of accusation and the label sticking?

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    5. Re:Uber. by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2

      If you're trading in Canada, you're liable to their laws and they are able to seize related equipment and data with your co-operation or not, and performing a deliberate act with the express intention of removing said access can only be construed as obstruction of justice and/or contempt of court depending on the court order. It's not even "open to interpretation"... it's quite clear that the only reason to use a facility that cuts off the system should the police come knocking is to stop the police seeing things you don't want them to see but that they may well be otherwise entitled to see.

      Uber are scumbags because courts like this allow them to be.

      While I agree with you, as TFA points out there is a hazy line between obstructing justice and not allowing access to material not in the warrant; as it points out in other cases Uber complied with the warrant after they had a chance to review it. A warrant should not be grounds for a fishing expedition just as a company should be eld accountable if they destroy evidence once they know it may be part of an investigation.

      Doesn't mean Uber is not a bad actor but I do not think such things are cut and dry either.

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    6. Re:Uber. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

      It's a case of lots of complaints and circumstantial evidence from people testifying to the media, and the CEO at some point kind of suggesting he might step down because he let it go farther than it should. I think. So much of this shit has come through that I'm not 100% sure which specifics go where anymore, well aside from Uber's CEO mailing out to Corp-all that he's not allowed to have sex with anyone at company parties.

  6. Re:If a remote network command can thwart police . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    If a mere remote network command can thwart police...

    It was written by jerks and evil geniuses.

  7. Pretty common police 'tactic' for digital evidence by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 5, Informative

    Normally if police want records, they have to subpoena them and the company has a chance to contest the subpoena in front of a neutral judge. The judge can sustain the subpoena, quash it entirely or tweak just parts of it depending on their view of what is relevant to the ongoing investigation and any other claim of privilege. Most importantly, after any challenges are made and ruled on, the subpoena requires the positive action of the company to produce the responsive documents. The judge overseeing the case can penalize the company and the principles for not producing the records fast enough, for withholding responsive documents. This includes fines to induce compliance (usually a per-day fine) and contempt proceedings for gross misconduct.

    Increasingly, the police see all this judicial process as an impediment rather than part of working in a country that respects rule of law. So instead they get a warrant and try to seize all the records they want that way. A warrant is usually pretty broad ("any electronic devices capable of holding evidence" really means anything with a circuit board) and lets them shift through at their leisure. It's also something they can do and execute without notifying the company until it happens and litigate after the fact. But importantly, warrants (generally) do not require the company to actively assist anything. And if the police miss something relevant, that's on them, whereas in the subpoena case it's the company's responsibility to ensure that all responsive records are found.

    So there are tradeoffs: the warrant is quicker but doesn't guarantee that you'll get anything meaningful -- it just entitles the police to search/seize whatever they find. The subpoena can drag on in court, but once upheld requires the company to do the heavy lifting and deliver the responsive records directly to the police.

    [ And before we get all up about "Uber is evil" and so .., I'll just leave this here ]

  8. Lots of companies have that by nospam007 · · Score: 2

    Did you think PriceWaterhouse et al would just give you everything just because some lowly policeman has a piece of paper?
    They protect their clients with teeth and nails, like everybody.

    1. Re:Lots of companies have that by Dale512 · · Score: 2

      Accounting does NOT have an equivalent of attorney-client privilege. So yes, I would expect that PW would hand over everything with a proper documentation and then challenge it after the fact.

    2. Re:Lots of companies have that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Subpoenas require you to hand over evidence, this was not a subpoena. This was a warrant, you are not required to assist with a warrant. So no, PW would not "hand over everything" for a warrant. The cops have to come and get it. If all the computers are locked, they are on their own getting it.

      There is a big difference.

    3. Re:Lots of companies have that by edtice1559 · · Score: 2

      They can delete up on being served a warrant. They absolutely cannot upon being given a subpoena.

  9. They won by rsilvergun · · Score: 3, Interesting

    they managed to evade labor law long enough to get entrenched, buy off the necessary politicians and win. Nobody discusses forcing them to comply with minimum wage law. Nobody mentioned that there are millions of commercial drivers without the necessary insurance to protect passengers. No unemployment insurance, no OSHA. Nobody making sure their drivers don't work 30 hours straight off amphetamines, only the most casual background checks....
    They've managed to erode several hundred years worth of hard fought worker & consumer protections in about 20 years...

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  10. it's not completely clear cut by supernova87a · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When exactly does it become obstruction of justice? After you're informed and instructed not to interfere with an investigation? Or before?

    If you delete a file on your laptop in the course of a normal day that no police is interested in, clearly that cannot be obstruction of justice. Even if 2 weeks later someone tells you that file was relevant to some investigation.

    If you actively push a police investigator with a valid warrant away from your computer and type a command to erase the laptop, clearly that could be called obstruction of justice.

    Now, how about if you erase your file after you read in the news that your general industry is being investigated for some wrongdoing? How about as you see the police pull up to your house? They haven't given you any notice that your files are of interest to "justice". How about as they knock on the door?

    Where is the line drawn?

    1. Re:it's not completely clear cut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The law actually does define it quite clearly in all of your clear cut examples.

      Intent.

      If you delete a file because you no longer need it and it's uglying up your desktop, then you've committed no crime. If a LEO comes knocking and you delete it because you don't want them to find it, congrats, you're going to jail if they find out. If you read about your industry getting investigated and delete it because you're done with it, you're fine. If you read about your industry getting investigated and delete it "just in case we get investigated and we really don't want them to find it", congrats, you're going to jail if you get found out.

      The intent behind your deletion is everything. Regular house keeping with no ill intent, you're fine even if it does have evidence of illegal behavior. Deleting it because you know it contains evidence of illegal activity and you don't want to get caught, you're fucked if you get caught.

  11. Disingenuous: cf forced arbitration clauses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Was anyone ever taken to court, charged and convicted of Sexual Harassment, or is this just another case of accusation and the label sticking?

    Yeah, because that's really an option for someone when Uber has a mandatory arbitration clause in their contracts disallowing you from taking your case to court. It makes a good soundbite to hollar "no court cases, no convictions, so innocent" but the reality is very different, and not just at Uber. If we ever get a government that cares about humans more than corporations again, we need to ban contract clauses that allow people to sign away their constitutional rights to speak out, to sue for redress, etc., but until then corporations like Uber will continue to bury their dirt, and those they've wronged, in arbitration where the outcome is a foregone conclusion that favors those who pay the bills--namely the corporation, and not the wronged individual.

    1. Re:Disingenuous: cf forced arbitration clauses by gfxguy · · Score: 2

      You're wrong, though - you can put an arbitration clause in your contract for civil matters, but not criminal matters. Sexual harassment is a criminal offense.

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  12. Re:Pretty common police 'tactic' for digital evide by hey! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is another salient difference between a warrant and a subpoena: a subpoena requires the cooperation of the target. The writ obtains that cooperation viathreat of punishment -- in fact that's the root of the word: sub poena -- under punishment.

    However that threat is empty if you're never caught.

    If subpoenas truly compelled a suspect to turn over evidence, you'd never have to do anything like a high stakes drug raid. You'd simply have the court issue a writ ordering the suspect to turn over all the drugs and related records and wait for your evidence to show up at the court on the appointed date.

    So the choice of search warrant and subpoena in the case of a company like Uber depends on your estimate of their willingness to risk defying the law.

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  13. Re:Pretty common police 'tactic' for digital evide by rickb928 · · Score: 2

    In this modern world going to a judge and contesting a subpoena pretty much guarantees data being deleted, purged, or just modified.

    A proactive collection followed by challenges is common unless you're politically connected.

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  14. This sounds like there's a detail missing ... by quietwalker · · Score: 2

    The summary reports, "The investigators left without any evidence." They had a warrant, they could have grabbed the physical machinery. Depending on the type of data, they could have compelled the company to turn over access methods... Why no evidence?

    Ah.

    Because what they wanted was not physically present in the jurisdiction the warrant was issued in. They were trying to gain legal-on-their-side but likely considered unauthorized use and access of the company's intranet via an employee's existing login session. Like how some people might consider it totally fair to send themselves a copy of all the email you've ever sent because you left your phone unlocked or a browser open.

    This is all based on an assumption, but I can't think of anything else that fits the bill. If so, that's pretty shady work on the part of the police. Replace 'Quebec' with any other country, or Uber with any other corporation (or agency) and the justification falls apart.

    * It was okay for the _Foreign Government_ to access all the _Domestic Government agency emails_ because they (legally) confiscated a laptop that was still logged in.
    etc.

    You might think this is the right thing to do when the target is someone you feel is morally bankrupt, like drug dealers, terrorists, uber, or westboro baptists, but that justification can just as easily be used by bad actors against peaceful protestors, political opponents, spouses, and so on.

    I'd be more surprised if something like this isn't widely set as policy in any multinational company, especially those with subtle or overt government pressure against them or their country of origin. It's just good policy.

  15. Re:Abuse of process is a MAJOR problem by Megol · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That isn't abuse. If there are reason to believe criminal acts are happening and people refuse to co-operate with legal requests the material can and will be confiscated. It isn't punishment nor harassment - it's called an investigation.

    It never cease to amaze me that people don't understand basics and instead push forward legal arguments that aren't generally even internally consistent.

    Police: "We have reason to suspect you are violating rule X and according to law Y we request that you produce the material Z as you are required"
    Unter: "Nope, we don't wanna - it wuld be harrussment"
    Police: "Okay, have a good day"

  16. Re:Exactly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Except the cops had a warrant.

  17. Re:Pretty common police 'tactic' for digital evide by Kohath · · Score: 2

    In this time of NSA snooping and privacy concerns, its amazing to see so many people siding with police raiding people and seizing documents by the millions to fish for evidence.

    What was Uber's great crime again? Giving people car rides for money? What kind of person thinks heavy-handed government raids to interfere with car rides are legitimate and just?

  18. Search Warrants exist for a reason. by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    They're Used to seize evidence when police have a reasonable expectation evidence would be destroyed if subpoenaed. It's up to a judge to decide if that expectation is warranted (pun not intended). In Uber's case we now have definitive proof that they intended from the get go to destroy evidence. They'd built an entire business process around it.

    If we take your ideas to their logical conclusion police lose search warrants as a tool and must rely on subpoenas. But if they're not allowed to do a forceful search they're at the mercy of the person being subpoenaed. I somehow doubt that, if Uber had no fear whatsoever of a search warrant, that they would share incriminating documents.

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  19. Let me hear you say that again by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    when you're earning $1/hour living in a shanty town. Yeah, yeah, you'll run your own business. It'll get run out of business by mega corps who can undercut your prices. Then you'll go to work for one of those mega corps for enough food to make it through the day...

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  20. Re:Exactly. by Frobnicator · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Except the cops had a warrant.

    Warrants allow for searches and seizures. And that is what police did. But a warrant for the machines doesn't mean the company needs to help officers access accounts, read the data, nor help by decoding or decrypting them.

    There are many legal tools if the authorities want to obtain specific documents and records. An unannounced visit to seize computer equipment is typically the worst of those tools. The searches are often sloppy and (for those who are prepared) the searches are easily overcome by measures like those in the story. Authorities love "snatch and grab" because the surprise often grants access to a wide range of other secondary data, also including ad-hoc statements and access to items that are nearby on whiteboards and both on and inside desks and at the time of the police break-in.

    The company still has a fight ahead, but the policy generally is a strong case that they were protecting user's data rather than obstructing justice. Agents had an order to seize computers, the computers were seized. If agents produce an order to produce specific documents, I'm sure they could be produced. They complied with the requests while also protecting private information of millions of customers. That isn't obstruction.

    If they actually destroyed their data, or if they altered or falsified data, those actions would be obstruction. But locking down records for proper data preservation and basic data security are not obstruction.

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  21. Re: If a remote network command can thwart police by another_twilight · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They're providing cheaper transportation fares despite gov't regulations that protect entrenched taxi companies from upstart competitors

    While avoiding paying taxes and paying their 'workers' less than labour laws require.

    They aren't shouldering a share of the costs of the community/society from which they are making money and they aren't paying enough to their workers to meet the requirements of the law. If the labour laws are poor, incomplete or even corrupt - change them. But a company making an end-run around them is not a useful solution.

    Government created/protected monopolies exist (ideally) in industries where competition would be harmful to the industry and/or society. Taxis are a good example of this. Unregulated competition creates a race to the bottom with desperate drivers in cars that are barely roadworthy competing to find a fare, then having to find a way to milk that fare to cover costs.

    However, these monopolies must be regularly challenged and scrutinised to prevent the sort of entrenched corruption that becomes almost inevitable. To that extent, I think start-ups that challenge monopolies are fantastic. But that becomes a fig leaf when the company is simply exploiting the community (no/low tax) and their workers (avoiding labour laws). The potential benefit of shaking up an entrenched player does not justify breaking the law, nor the sort of exploitation that the regulation/monopoly was created to prevent.

  22. Re: If a remote network command can thwart police by MoaDweeb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm my land the taxi industry was reregulated in 1990 and although there have been numerous small players comes and go the established players are still there with some additions. Cetianly not as profitable.
    this was backed up by regulation: separate endorsements for licence, log books, police checks, in car cameras etc.

    Uber did none of these until recently when the law was changed to help them and they are now fulfilling most of these conditions.

    The other way Uber rip off their competitors is this whole 'ride-sharing' lie, they have the drivers register for GST (the local VAT equivalent) but the drivers pay no GST because no one earns over the $40k that requires a return. (After all they are 'independent contractors eh?)
    Established/ any other taxi company collect & pay GST at an enterprise level so Uber gets a 15% tax-free break.
    That means they are also ripping off the taxpayer but our Republican/ Conservative major political party analogue (National) just sucked their dick and agreed to let them go their way.

    They are not a technology company they are a transportation company using their drivers (through depreciation of their cars etc.) and the taxpayer to fund their lying, duplicitous ways.

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