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2017 Among Warmest Years On Record (npr.org)

2017 was among the warmest years on record, according to new data released by NASA and the National Oceanic Atmospheric Administration. From a report: The planet's global surface temperature last year was second warmest since 1880, NASA says. NOAA calls it the third warmest year on record, due to slight variation in the ways that they analyze temperatures. Both put 2017 behind 2016's record temperatures. And "both analyses show that the five warmest years on record have all taken place since 2010," NASA said in a press release. The trend is seen most dramatically in the Arctic, NASA says, as sea ice continues to melt.

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  1. We try harder by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Funny

    The planet's global surface temperature last year was second warmest since 1880

    This is #fakenews. Everybody is saying that my first year as president is the warmest on record, and next year will be even warmer! The failing NASA and NOAA are way down in the ratings!

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    1. Re:We try harder by Major_Disorder · · Score: 1

      Maybe it is just all the hot air coming out of El Presidente that is warming things up.

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    2. Re: We try harder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the few times you were funny, Ratzo.

      Perhaps you should consider consulting fate, on whether to continue posting or not after this triumphant peak, by means of erotic asphyxiation next time you play with your hamster in the closet.

      Why don't you offer to spank him with a Forbes magazine with Trump's face on the cover?

      https://slate.com/news-and-pol...

      It had been more than 24 hours since something insane and disturbing had emerged about pornographic actress Stormy Daniels’ alleged 2006-era affair with Donald Trump, which was a long time by this fast-evolving story’s standards, but Mother Jones has now delivered the goods:

      According to 2009 emails between political operatives who were at the time advising Daniels on a possible political campaign, [Daniels] claimed that her affair with Trump included an unusual act: spanking him with a copy of Forbes magazine.

      The Forbes issue in question, MoJo goes on to report, may have featured Trump and his children Don Jr. and Ivanka on its cover. And when taken in context, this bizarre detail may go further to confirm Daniels’ story than anything that’s been reported elsewhere, because she apparently disclosed it casually—rather than as part of any premeditated media strategy—after someone she was working with on a potential Senate campaign (!) in Louisiana happened to see Trump’s number in her phone. From Mother Jones again:

      According to a May 8, 2009, email written by an operative advising Daniels, who asked not to be identified, Daniels at one point scrolled through her cellphone contacts to provide her consultants with a list of [potential donors] on the list: Donald Trump.

      The operative later wrote the following to a professional acquaintance:

      “She says one time he made her sit with him for three hours watching ‘shark week.’ Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine.”

  2. And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by jfdavis668 · · Score: 0

    Burr...

    1. Re:And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's almost as if the climate is changing from historical norms

    2. Re:And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah! /This/ year NOAA is relevant!

      Keep on doin' what you do so well, betrayers of science.

      [cluebat] The conclusion follows from the evidence, not vice versa] [/cluebat]

    3. Re:And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL

    4. Re:And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans have affected the climate in the last 200 years. Train when did your balls fall off and make you a lying faggot by default?

    5. Re: And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are hundreds of thousands of years of data showing a historical norm that is cyclical, and what is happening now is not matching that cycle.

    6. Re: And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying is that you would prefer another ice age to a few C of warming. Maybe you should stop and think about the consequences of that REALLY HARD.

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    7. Re:And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by VitrosChemistryAnaly · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Spoken to an Australian recently? I think they'd argue about 2018 being one of the coldest on record. I assume you meant to include "so far" and "here".

      http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/10/...

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    8. Re: And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by sexconker · · Score: 0, Redundant

      there are hundreds of thousands of years of data

      Nope. There's a few decades of very rough guesses for temperatures that far back. We have at best about a century of actual data with even weak assurances of precision or accuracy. Accurate, rigorous data collection only goes back a few decades, and the nutjobs running the scam love "adjusting" that data and tossing out the original data.

      If you can't show your data was accurate or reliable, you can't use it. You don't get to adjust it to what you think it should have been because you later noticed an issue with your instruments.

    9. Re: And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sexconker you're a lying faggot, not a scientist. Nobody is fooled by your tapdancing you retarded git. Get back in your coal mine and/or Trump's asshole.

    10. Re:And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Not even in the vicinity of close.

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    11. Re: And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Trumptards are out in force on this one. If there's an issue, you can bet they'll be on the wrong/dumb side of it, proudly displaying their ignorance. Of course, that's the way daddy Trump likes 'em.

    12. Re: And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rapey Libtards are out in force on this one. If there's an issue, you can bet they'll be on the wrong/dumb side of it, proudly displaying their notion that FEELS trump FACTS.

      Of course, that's the way the Democrats and their commie allies WANT them. The stupid, unwashed masses.

    13. Re: And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by famebait · · Score: 1

      It's all lies
      and besides it's not our fault,
      and besides it's worth it,
      and besides it's not that bad,
      and besides I hate you guys so I must be right even when I make no sense.
      So there, that'll teach ya lefties.

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    14. Re:And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 1

      The climate has been changing since the Earth was formed. There is no "historical norm".

      And people have being dying from natural causes since the beginning of the human race. Hence there is neither murder nor war. Open the prisons.

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    15. Re: And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And that data changes, to become colder in the past, every year that it is released to show that the warming trend is more significant.

      When the "scientists" stop lying about the stats that they are using, then there might actually be something to be concerned about. Instead, the only thing that we should be concerned about is the idiocy that represents those funding these unethical and unskilled people. The largest factor in our solar system is almost never considered in their models -- the sun -- and therefore they are utterly pointless.

      This is no different than a child in school proving that their grades are improving by lowering their old grades to show the trend that they want everyone to see.

    16. Re: And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      False dichotomy much?

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    17. Re: And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate people who say "blah blah blah much" haha I'm funny and clever. Fucking retard

    18. Re:And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an Australian from a not-usually hot city enjoying their second 40+ degree (40 celcius = 104 fahrenheit) day in a row (and third for the year) I'm going to say no.

    19. Re: And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An Ice Age isn't due for at least 20000 years due to astronomical cycles. I'm more focused on getting through the next century or two for the moment.

    20. Re:And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do we have to deal with this basic stuff every year?

      It's an average for the whole world, and the year is far, far from over yet. Cold weather on part of one continent does not establish an annual average. It only contributes to it.

      Where I live the temperatures have been average or higher than normal this winter, and there has been the lowest amount of snow by this point of the winter in 65 years (most of the precipitation has been rain). Your local experience is *expected* to vary.

    21. Re:And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      It most definitely has not been the coldest on record. I've had about 2 days this year when I can wear a hoodie without sweating.

      That's the only thing that matters, right? The temperature where I am. It doesn't matter what's going on in the rest of the world. It's about 70F here, which means it's 70F everywhere, right? I'm pretty sure that's how these things work.

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    22. Re: And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's the people with 200 years worth of science on this subject that are all about feels. Couldn't possibly be you projecting your problems onto people you dislike, nosirree.

    23. Re: And 2018 has been the coldest one on record by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      The largest factor in our solar system is almost never considered in their models -- the sun -- and therefore they are utterly pointless.

      Nope, the sun is included in every single climate model. They wouldn't work without it. It's just that observations of the sun which have been quite good for over a century and continuous from satellites since 1979 don't show enough variation to account for the warming. In fact the sun's emissions have been on the low end of it's variation range since the middle 2000s yet there has been no cooling because of it.

  3. Re:2018 making up for it by plague911 · · Score: 1

    I hope this is a tongue in cheek troll. But sadly....I cant be sure............so to say the obvious 18 days into the year it would be ill advised to bet on the next 347 maintaining that trend.

  4. the arctic is real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but the earf is flat
    we know this cause when you nuke a hot pocket the middle stays frozen
    checkmate climate changers and nasa

  5. Just wait, obnoixious traitor-trolls to deny all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    When did Conservatism and lying about what is provably known become the same thing in America? As they repeat trickle down tax cuts for the richest and shut down the government again, who expects any change from this group?

  6. artic sea ice has been growing not shrinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I see some contradiction in this article.

    1. Re:artic sea ice has been growing not shrinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a massive net loss, you haven't paid enough attention.

    2. Re:artic sea ice has been growing not shrinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      i don't think you heard me I said its growing not shrinking. Wtf do you mean a net loss? As compared to what?

    3. Re: artic sea ice has been growing not shrinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Arctic sea ice is shrinking. Antarctic sea ice is growing, for reasons that are not yet understood, but not growing as fast as arctic sea ice is shrinking.

    4. Re:artic sea ice has been growing not shrinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please go up north, take some pictures and prove it.

    5. Re: artic sea ice has been growing not shrinking by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Antarctic sea ice is growing, probably because of increased ice melt from the land ice. That makes the ocean near the continent less saline, and so it freezes easier.

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  7. Re:2018 making up for it by cayenne8 · · Score: 2
    I dunno.

    If it keeps this up, it will take a lot of hot weather to make up for this...geez its cold in the south!!!!

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  8. Re:2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what if it is?

    Ignore them. We've become a society where we're told to respect other's beliefs.
    But belief is opinion without evidence.
    The notion of fair and balanced is nonsense. Reality isn't fair or unfair - it just is.

    And to entertain and respect the beliefs of folks who insist on ignoring evidence because it doesn't feel right is just asinine.

    Respect the person, but not their beliefs.

    And ignoring is the best way because arguing energizes them and gives them the illusion that there is something to their beliefs.

    They are not worth the time or effort. Let them die in their ignorance. The facts always win out in the end - it may take a while - but they win because reality is brutal to those who ignore it.

  9. Industrial Revolution peaking created 1880 temps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since the Industrial Revolution is defined as ending in the 1840 timeframe and we know air quality and even labor laws were all but non existent well after that. I'm guessing the measured temps in 1880 were due to massive air pollution situations around the measurement instruments at that time.

  10. Re:Just wait, obnoixious traitor-trolls to deny al by Baron_Yam · · Score: 0

    Reality is that thing that still exists regardless of what you think of it. If reality includes global warming due to human activity and humans refuse to do anything about it... the globe shall warm faster than it would have otherwise.

    When there have been some major local climate shifts resulting in altering which areas humans consider habitable, along with the ensuing predictable migrations, conflicts, and shortages one would expect... amateur historians will look back and consider us all crazy for ignoring the obvious. The professionals will endlessly analyze the social forces that made it all inevitable.

    Essentially, those who believe the climate models and evidence simply still are not sure enough exactly what will happen and how bad it will get - because if we were we'd likely be getting all angry-lynch-mob on anyone who was denying there is a serious issue or obstructing efforts to deal with it.

  11. Re:2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what? Because some areas have had deep freezing you are saying you wouldn't bet 2018 is a hotest year? You should research the difference in weather and climate because you are confusing the two.

  12. Re:2018 making up for it by gnick · · Score: 2

    ...belief is opinion without evidence.

    Huh? I believe all kinds of stuff, almost exclusively based on evidence. Maybe you're thinking of faith?

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  13. Go to the NSIDC website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go here and take a look at current(today) arctic sea ice conditions to see how dire the condition is: https://nsidc.org/arcticseaicenews/

    The Trump Organization, with Putin's money of course, will soon be developing a beachfront mixed use development in Greenland. Greenland, because he likes the Danish just as much as Norwegians I suppose...

    Drowned polar bears will soon be washing ashore and where or where will the rare arctic spotted penguin nest???

  14. Re:Just wait, obnoixious traitor-trolls to deny al by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe that's exactly what needs to happen? Skin a few denialist faggots like train0123 alive and leave their corpses hanging from power plant smokestacks.

    People will pay slightly more attention I bet.

  15. Re:2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must be a robot then. Facts don't matter to humans when they make decisions.

  16. Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So.... Now it's global warming again?

    1. Re:Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I predict global warming in the northern hemisphere. Many tens of degrees. Up to July.

    2. Re:Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask Frank Luntz.

      Global Warming and Climate Change are two separate ideas which happen to be synonymous in the extremely modern era. In the 19th Century, theories of climate change were necessary to explain ice ages, and the first paper linking atmospheric "carbonic acid" to global temperatures was published in 1896. It did include calculations for a doubling of atmospheric CO2, but it was actually focused on CO2 as an explanation for ice ages. It was also immediately discredited and remained so for decades. Evidence for long-term climate variation remained scant, and most believed warm years would balance out cold ones. Climate textbooks from the era talk about climate bands as if they were graven in stone: it's almost comical.

      Separate lines of evidence began to shore up the ideas that climate could change in the long term, and that human activity could influence this. It was known to science since at least the early 19th Century that many human activities produced large amounts of 'carbonic acid' in the atmosphere, but it was thought that [1] the oceans could hold a practically-infinite amount of dissolved CO2, and [2] even if not, H2O was already blocking the entirety of CO2's absorption spectrum. These assumptions were slowly overturned in 1920s-50s with better observations of the upper atmosphere and of the absorption spectrum of both gases. Separately, evidence mounted that small changes in ocean currents, albedo, or the planet's orbit could produce feedback effects which could produce drastic shifts in the

      The theory that the Earth's climate is not static is called the theory of climate change. The current way that the climate is changing is called global warming. "global warming" and "climate change" are distinct concepts with distinct lines of evidence, and without the one we would still have the other. The terms are occasionally, but not often, confused by the popular press. They are not misused in the scientific literature. The difference in terminology is made much of, however, by those whose understanding of the matter is limited to the dictionary definitions of these words.

  17. The Hottest 4 Years In Recorded History! by davide+marney · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:The Hottest 4 Years In Recorded History! by FFOMelchior · · Score: 1

      Not sure what your point is. Is it sensationalist? Yes. Is it untrue? No.

    2. Re:The Hottest 4 Years In Recorded History! by davide+marney · · Score: 1

      Sensationalist was the point.

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    3. Re:The Hottest 4 Years In Recorded History! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet you tacitly admit it's true

    4. Re:The Hottest 4 Years In Recorded History! by davide+marney · · Score: 1, Troll

      I have no idea if it's true or false. All I know is that claiming something is the EXTREME in HISTORY without mentioning the fact that the time scale of that history only covers 158 of the past 4.5 billion years is pure click-bait sensationalism.

      It's not science. At all. Not even close.

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    5. Re:The Hottest 4 Years In Recorded History! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no idea if it's true or false. All I know is that claiming something is the EXTREME in HISTORY without mentioning the fact that the time scale of that history only covers 158 of the past 4.5 billion years is pure click-bait sensationalism.

      4.5 billion? So you'd be find if the planet returned to a state of molten rock? Who's being extremely silly here?

    6. Re:The Hottest 4 Years In Recorded History! by tbannist · · Score: 0

      What kind of moron thinks "recorded history" extends back 4.5 billion years?

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    7. Re:The Hottest 4 Years In Recorded History! by youngone · · Score: 1

      The same moron who thinks "true" and "truthy" are the same thing.

    8. Re:The Hottest 4 Years In Recorded History! by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      I have no idea if it's true or false. All I know is that claiming something is the EXTREME in HISTORY without mentioning the fact that the time scale of that history only covers 158 of the past 4.5 billion years is pure click-bait sensationalism.

      It's not science. At all. Not even close.

      We also don't have measurements of gravity or the position of the moon from 1 billion years ago. Does that mean orbital mechanics isn't science?

    9. Re:The Hottest 4 Years In Recorded History! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot, according to a report to the Commerce Department yesterday from Consulate at Bergen Norway
      Reports from fishermen, seal hunters and explorers all point to a radical change in climate conditions and hitherto unheard-of temperatures in the Arctic zone.
      Exploration expeditions report that scarcely any ice has been met as far north as 81 degrees 29 minutes.
      Soundings to a depth of 3,100 meters showed the Gulf Stream still very warm.
      Great masses of ice have been replaced by moraines of earth and stones, the report continued, while at many points well known glaciers have entirely disappeared.
      Very few seals and no white fish are found in the eastern Arctic, while vast shoals of herring and smelt which have never before ventured so far north, are being encountered in the old seal fishing grounds.
      Within a few years it is predicted that due to the ice melt the sea will
      rise and make most coastal cities uninhabitable.
      * * *
      * * * * * *
      I must apologize.
      I neglected to mention that this report was from November 2, 1922, as reported by the AP and published in The Washington Post - 96 years ago.
      This must have been caused by the Model T Ford's emissions or possibly from horse and cattle flatulence?

  18. Climate change is real by atomicalgebra · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Climate change is real and nuclear power is the only option we have to mitigate it. There is no viable path forward that does not include the expansion of new nuclear reactors. So stop opposing the development of 4th generation reactors you fossil fuel lackeys.

    1. Re:Climate change is real by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      I've thought this for a while, but it seems the nuke plants keep getting shut down and not replaced... is it just that the nuke risks are relatively known and the risks from fossil fuels are less obvious?

    2. Re:Climate change is real by atomicalgebra · · Score: 1

      I think the fossil fuel industry has spent billions of dollars convincing people to be afraid of nuclear power. It has been a very successful multi decade effort. Environmental groups such as Friends of the Earth were founded and funded by the fossil fuel industry. Groups such as the Sierra Club (which was initially in favor of nuclear) have taken money from the fossil fuel industry to protest nuclear.

      The US has had 4th generation reactors since the 1980's (See Experimental Breeder Reactor II). Unfortunately the Clinton administration such down all R&D as a favor to the natural gas industry. Now we cannot even test 4th generation reactors. Who want to buy an untested reactor?

    3. Re:Climate change is real by sjames · · Score: 1

      It's a lot of FUD and some older reactors. The older, less safe reactors running beyond their design lifetime get shut down and FUD keeps the new much safer reactors from being built.

    4. Re:Climate change is real by OneAhead · · Score: 2

      The sad reality is that nuclear turns out to be not all that profitable anymore once you factor in
      - (Some of) the costs of disposal of nuclear waste, which are not as "external" anymore as during the "golden age", and are exacerbated by trouble finding proper sites for it without running afoul of public opinion
      - (Real) proliferation concerns preventing adoptation of (currently mature) closed-cycle "technology", which would otherwise solve a large part of the waste problem
      - High demand for, and thus cost of fuel (again, with a closed cycle, we wouldn't be having this problem, but proliferation...)
      - Skyrocketing insurance costs (yeah, that one is kinda what you said), especially when keeping waste on-site
      - Alternative energy sources dropping in price and thus rising in competitiveness

      I truly wish we'd still have that easy nuclear solution, because it is quite appealing from a carbon point of view, but other factors seem to be conspiring against it. For now, our best hope is alternative energy, and in the long run, fusion.

      That and political willingness of course - such as to leave readily buried (relatively) pure carbon where it belongs. It's not the 1800s anymore and its present economical significance is far lower than some people seem to think - so it's time to move on.

    5. Re:Climate change is real by rhsanborn · · Score: 1

      It's two things. 1) Someone here mentioned the relative cost. It's cheap right now to burn natural gas. 2) It's not that the risks are unknown, but rather it's a difference between acute risks and long-term risks. Humans are really good at fighting really hard to try to avoid things that are immediately big and very scary. We're terrible at mitigating slowly increasing risks, and probabilities.

    6. Re:Climate change is real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Plague works too you know.

  19. Leftist propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Following the leftist Nazi quote

    "If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."

  20. Re:Summary is a ball of confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >1880 happened since 2010?

    Nope. Critical thinking, try it sometime!

  21. Re:2018 making up for it by srmalloy · · Score: 1, Troll

    If it keeps this up, it will take a lot of hot weather to make up for this...geez its cold in the south!!!!

    You're forgetting the fundamental definition in the AGC community -- if the temperatures in an area are warmer than average, it's climate change. If the temperatures in an area are lower than average, it's just weather. And NOAA will ensure, through it's ongoing and declared practice of "adjusting" improperly-recorded historical temperature data, that the temperature record shows an ongoing rise in temperature 'proving' AGC.

  22. Just a PR release by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1, Insightful

    No data, not statistics, nothing. A simple claim with a single measurement (2.36 deg F). What is the tolerance of that measurement? Is it accurate within 0.01 deg F? There's nothing at the source link to give any data - or even a link to data. This is just a PR release. I guess that passes for "science" these days...

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    1. Re:Just a PR release by Lserevi · · Score: 1

      To learn how raw data is collected and processed into a global surface temperature, go to http://www.realclimate.org/ind....

      WARNING: Understanding will require work on your part.

    2. Re:Just a PR release by phantomfive · · Score: 0, Troll

      That page is great, but there are no error bars on that page, either.

      Another thing to note: scientists won't tell you what percentage of the warming is caused from AGW, and what percentage is from natural cycles (and if they do, it'll be a vague unsupported number, like "most:" again, presented without error bars).

      Doing statistics without error bars is a sign of poorly done statistics.

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    3. Re:Just a PR release by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I never see tolerances or error bars, just high-levels of precision stated. So are we to assume that all measurements ever taken with regards to global temperatures are accurate to better than 0.005 deg F? That it is of spatial coverage and consistency so as to be reliable, consistent and wholly representative of the trend? Yes, I've done actual environmental science (specifically marine and fisheries research via SONAR) and know all about the need for accuracy in measurements, tolerancing, and spatial resolution. If only climate science cared equally!

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    4. Re:Just a PR release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not a scientist faggot denialist Lynnwood bitch. You're just another uneducated Republican yokel sticking your head in and out of your cavernous traitorous asshole.

    5. Re:Just a PR release by Lserevi · · Score: 1

      If you read the peer-reviewed literature on climate science, then you'll realize that climate scientists care greatly about uncertainty.

      If you disagree, then please provide a reference to the peer-reviewed scientific literature indicating otherwise.

    6. Re:Just a PR release by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      That page is great, but there are no error bars on that page, either.

      Another thing to note: scientists won't tell you what percentage of the warming is caused from AGW, and what percentage is from natural cycles (and if they do, it'll be a vague unsupported number, like "most:" again, presented without error bars).

      Doing statistics without error bars is a sign of poorly done statistics.

      No error bars (I would check the original papers) but here is the IPCC 2007 breakdown.

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    7. Re:Just a PR release by tbannist · · Score: 2

      Hmm. According to this article in the Guardian, it's 100% over the period of 1951 to 2010. Why 100%? Because over that period non-anthropogenic climate factors had a net cooling effect, reducing the impact of anthropogenic warming factors. So the net effect of anthropogenic climate factors was larger than the observed warming trend.

      Their source for those figures was the IPCC AR5 report.

      So, at least some of the time scientists are willing to give a specific answer to the question of "How much of the warming is caused by AGW?"

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    8. Re:Just a PR release by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Those are indeed error bars, but on a different question.

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    9. Re:Just a PR release by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      Because going to nasa.gov and looking on the front page is too much effort for you: https://www.nasa.gov/press-rel...

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    10. Re:Just a PR release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like how no matter what someone posts to answer your purposefully stupid questions, it isn't good enough. You got a fucking excuse for everything.

    11. Re:Just a PR release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No science is done in archaic F measurements. The 'precision' you are so worked up about comes from translating proper scientific measurements into something simple for simple Americans to understand.

    12. Re:Just a PR release by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      If you've done that environmental science work then you should be skilled enough to dig into the literature and discover the answers to your questions. Are you just too lazy to do that? I would suggest you take a look at the GISTEMP. It includes links to papers that talk about the error, spatial coverage, etc.

      As far as being accurate to 0.005 degrees F it's not necessary for the individual measurements to be that precise. When you combine a lot of measurements into and average it's reasonable to express it to a higher degree of precision than the individual measurements. The clearest example of that I know of is baseball batting averages. The individual measurements are integers, either a hit (1) or an out (0), yet you commonly see batting averages expressed to 3 decimal places. So well into the season if you get a hit your batting average may rise by 0.002. By the same token in temperature averages subtle changes will appear in the average temperature when they're expressed to more decimal places.

  23. Re:2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Respect the person, but not their beliefs." - If they're willing to lie, if they're willing to obfuscate, if they reject science in favor of bullshit, FUUUUCK THEM. That isn't a societal norm, that's an intentional sabotage.

    If we keep treating sabotaging trolls as if they're decent upstanding-just-confused citizens, America will be reduced to the sweltering retard-pile that is the GOP base. Clueless, angry, and ever more manipulable tools.

  24. Just wait... by drunken_boxer777 · · Score: 1, Funny

    President Trump will make sure that we have the hottest years on record during his presidency. ("We'll have the hottest weather; the best weather.") Imagine, every US citizen will be able to enjoy Mar-a-Lago-like weather. Let's democratize Floridian sunshine for all!

  25. Re:2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not just some areas.

    It snowed in the Sahara, ffs.

  26. Re:2018 making up for it by Rei · · Score: 2

    Also, it's dark where I am. Therefore, it's dark everywhere.

    --
    Santa Ana Winds: Like the Dustbowl, but with awards shows.
  27. Re:Just wait, obnoixious traitor-trolls to deny al by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When did Conservatism and lying about what is provably known become the same thing in America? As they repeat trickle down tax cuts for the richest and shut down the government again, who expects any change from this group?

    I would expect about since Clinton started flying his private jet to tell people they need to stop using cars. Oh, and Climategate too.

  28. And new Nature study by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 2, Informative

    Meanwhile, The Guardian is reporting a Nature study that states that the most dire predictions of global warming are unlikely.

    Being, the prediction that the Earth will warm 4-5 degrees C by 2100 is not credible.

    1. Re:And new Nature study by sjames · · Score: 1

      So you're good with it all if it warms 3.5 degrees?

      If someone told you to jump and pointed out that you wouldn't likely die and your hospital stay wouldn't be more than 6 months, would you figure that's OK then?

    2. Re:And new Nature study by tbannist · · Score: 5, Informative

      Meanwhile, The Guardian is reporting a Nature study that states that the most dire predictions of global warming are unlikely.

      Being, the prediction that the Earth will warm 4-5 degrees C by 2100 is not credible.

      You forgot the other part of the story, which is that predictions that the earth is going to warm by less than 2 degrees C are also "not credible", according to this particular study. This study indicates the most likely climate sensitivity value is approximately 2.8 C which is slightly lower that the AR4 most likely estimate of 3.0 C. This is a bit of good news - bad news, because it rules out some the worst and some of the best case scenarios. Overall, it's slightly positive because a slightly lower sensitivity value means we have slightly more flexibility to deal with global warming.

      In case anyone is wondering what climate sensitivity is, it's how much warming results from a doubling of CO2 in the atmosphere.

      --
      Fanatically anti-fanatical
  29. Re:2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    No, smalloy, you're intentionally illiterate on this topic. Weather does not define climate except over the aggregate, which is slightly warming and causes higher-energy weather swings aka extreme weather.

    Try to educate yourself smalloy instead of being retarded for the rest of your life, living in denial of a completely-settled topic that you aren't disproving by being illiterate of it. Being a retard isn't going to help you in life.

    Being a cheerleading retard for a promised coal mine job is extra stupid.

  30. Re:2018 making up for it by sjames · · Score: 2

    Do you LIVE in the South? If so, you should know that the summer is easily capable of making up for a few cold days here and there.

    Global warming results in a higher AVERAGE temperature over the entire planet. It also adds energy to our weather systems that sometimes results in extremes of weather including cold snaps.

  31. Re:Summary is a ball of confusion by VitrosChemistryAnaly · · Score: 1
    Nice try. You were almost there, but you forgot that other people actually have reading comprehension.

    The planet's global surface temperature last year was second warmest since 1880, NASA says. NOAA calls it the third warmest year on record, due to slight variation in the ways that they analyze temperatures.

    They don't say that 1880 was one of the warmest years. It just since 1880.

    --
    "It's a tarp!" -- Dyslexic Admiral Ackbar
  32. Re:2018 making up for it by sexconker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Uh, did you miss the story on Slashdot a week or two ago where some shitlord (in TFA) literally declared that "scientists" are now allowed to blame individual incidencts such as a hurricane, a hot day, etc. on climate change?

    Global warming nutjobs like yourself constantly commit the flagrant foul of declaring any and all data points in your favor.

    Hot day? GLOBAL WARMING!
    Normal day? Weather is not climate!! GET EDUCATED!!!
    Cold day? SEE! Global warming makes things more extreme!
    No major hurricanes since Katrina? Weather is not climate!!`1!
    Finally, a hurricane? OMG! This hurricane hit New York City, our sacred fucking cow!! But it wasn't a hurricane when it did, so let's have the media trump it up as SUPERSTORM SANDY!!
    Finally, a normal hurricane season? OMG! GLOBAL WARMING IS MAKING MORE HURRICANES AND MAKING THEM MORE EXTREME! SEE?!?! This weather IS climate!!!
    Data doesn't match the narrative? Adjust it! Correct it! Assault anyone who questions our methods or exposes our bullshit! THEY'RE ALL RACIST SEXIST REDNECKS!

    Fuck off.

  33. Re:Summary is a ball of confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do we tolerate denialist faggots like Kendall in society or slashdot? Kendall deserves to be roasted over a slow fire while his worthless inbred denialist family watches him suffer and become cleansed of cowardice.

    Roast a denialist, solve their problems and ours.

  34. Where's the Data! by GregMmm · · Score: 0

    There is always an impact on the planet, small or large by our human actions. But, I can't stand decrees like this. Where is the data? Never seems to be available. Always install a graph or picture with red as bad. More importantly, who funds and backs such research, and who will benefit from the research? Alot of money to be made in this business. To believe something, facts are needed. Do real science. Present the facts and let people discuss and draw a conclusion. This will actually get some discussion going and get forward progress. Instead, divisive statements are made with little to no facts to back them up. People take their opinions to their own corners and call anyone with a different opinion a hater, stupid, ignorant. This doesn't work. Planet Earth is here for us all to live on. Let try to solve issues together. Just remember, the planet isn't in trouble from us, we don't have that kind of power. The planet will be here long after us little humans are gone...

    1. Re:Where's the Data! by PoopJuggler · · Score: 2

      the planet isn't in trouble from us, we don't have that kind of power.

      You mean like how we couldn't possibly destroy the ozone layer, or couldn't possibly deplete the oceans' fish populations by 50% since the 1970's? Or couldn't possibly drive countless species of animals extinct, or couldn't possibly pollute watersheds to the point where nothing can live in them? The list goes on and on.

      Wake up.

    2. Re:Where's the Data! by GregMmm · · Score: 1

      Instead of "Wake up" I would suggest to "Broaden your vision" This is a classic. So what if the ozone layer is completely destroyed? And if the fish are all dead. Or lots of species are extinct. Watersheds, etc. How does this "threaten" a huge rock revolving a small/medium star? There will be other critters species that will thrive in other types of environments. For some reason we say our planet is threatened because plants, animals, and even humans are having a harder time living on it or perhaps becoming extinct. The planet isn't threaten, we are. Again, this globe will continue to spin long after our exit.

    3. Re: Where's the Data! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you'd rather go extinct than make any sort of effort to get off your fat lazy ass and prevent it.

  35. All the skeptics show up first on such topics by yaznaz · · Score: 1

    Always wondered why. Does it touch a nerve that forces an emotional kneejerk response?

    Over time I know moderation will kick in to adjust such posts (which typically are a minority) vs logically reasoned and interesting content that will eventually surface. But I think it is interesting to reflect on the psychological basis for the need to respond immediately by someone holding a specific viewpoint vs rest of us.

    1. Re:All the skeptics show up first on such topics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same reason all the atheists show up first on any religion-focused post. To refute the bullshite.

    2. Re:All the skeptics show up first on such topics by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      >Over time I know moderation will kick in to adjust such posts

      So far, you have not 'called' this one and we're what, about 4 hours in? Obviously, science and evidence must be censored if they contradict what we want to be true!

      Honestly, this happens with both the far left and the far right, but it ALSO happens to be the case that it's the far right that's taken up the position of willful ignorance on this one.

  36. Re:2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You can say whatever you want to try to deny global climate warming exists, but you're using less supportable tactics than the person you're crying about right now. FYI, climate change is established science now.

    You can't stop that just by wishing it isn't so.

  37. Prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every comment on this story will be stupid shit that ultimately won't matter. No one commenting today will be alive to see what eventually will happen. No one opening their mouth has a dog in this race.

  38. Re:2018 making up for it by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but how can you believe something that you have evidence for? When you have evidence for something, you know. You cannot believe when you know. They are mutually exclusive.

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  39. Snow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Global Warming is real, why did it just snow in New Orleans?!

    Huh!?

    1. Re:Snow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because New Orleans is an incredibly tiny spot on a enormous globe? And the weather on that tiny spot does not count for that huge globe at all?

      Tiny people with tiny thoughts are not capable to see the global picture. As just perfectly well demonstrated by your remark.
           

  40. Am I on Mother Jones website? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Keep crap articles like this off this site. Go moderate Mother Jones.

  41. Re:Summary is a ball of confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes you make eight, sometimes you hit dirt. Go ahead a pin a number to the back of my shirt.

  42. Every Year Is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every years is, by definition, "among the warmest years on record". What a stupid headline.

  43. Re:Fake News Awards by FredMertz · · Score: 1

    You are kidding, right?? This was a tweet from a reporter on his personal account, and he deleted after 20 minutes and apologized for it.

    Never was a published WaPo story. The Post did _not_ report the rally was empty. But don't let facts get in the way here....

  44. Re:2018 making up for it by gnick · · Score: 2

    You cannot believe when you know. They are mutually exclusive.

    Based on whose definition? Yours?

    belief
    NOUN
    1An acceptance that something exists or is true, especially one without proof.
    1.1 Something one accepts as true or real; a firmly held opinion.
    1.2 A religious conviction.
    2 Trust, faith, or confidence in (someone or something)

    If I drop my pen, I know it's going to fall. I believe in gravity. The pen falling is evidence of gravity. Knowing something and believing something aren't at all exclusive. You believe everything you know.

    --
    He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
  45. Re:2018 making up for it by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

    if the temperatures in an area are warmer than average, it's climate change. If the temperatures in an area are lower than average, it's just weather.

    If the trend is one of increasing sliding average, then yes, this is exactly what you'd expect to observe: even cold weather in a warming climate is still lower than long-term average because the change is gradual.

    --
    Ezekiel 23:20
  46. Re:2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because if it can be made to fit the Grobar Walming narrative, it's "Climate Change".

    If it can't, it's "Weather" and can be safely ignored.

    Hottest *INSERT HERE* EVARRRRRRR!!!

    Hottest *INSERT HERE* EVARRRRRRR!!!

    Hottest *INSERT HERE* EVARRRRRRR!!!

    Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.

    Come talk to us about "Hottest EVARRRRRRR!!!" when you have a SOLUTION that doesn't involve austerity to the point of moving the First World back to the Stone Age, while everyone else simply ramps up their fossil fuel consumption to offset.

    Besides, who are the first to die? People in costal regions and in extreme hot weather locations.

    The Middle East, Africa, India and Pakistan, China, etc. South America and Central America.

    You know, SHITHOLES.

    Letting them all die cuts down on the population problem, and thus the energy and pollution problems.

    FUCK THEM.

  47. Re:2018 making up for it by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

    Hot day? GLOBAL WARMING!
    Normal day? Weather is not climate!! GET EDUCATED!!!
    Cold day? SEE! Global warming makes things more extreme!

    The metrics of record cold days vs. record hot days is rather convincing at this point in time and pointing towards an increasing average. The very existence of very cold days is not sufficient to make up for their decreasing frequency.

    --
    Ezekiel 23:20
  48. Of course it is, silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The little ice age ended around 1850. Since then the planet has been warming. If you are in an up trend, which we have been since 1850 or so, you expect the more recent years to be warmer than earlier years.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Ice_Age

    The warming trend started before the demon (man made) CO2 could impact the climate. According to the IPCC, man made CO2 should start having an effect around 1940 or so.

    If you take the long view, the recent warming is neither unprecedented or unnatural.

    https://www.giss.nasa.gov/research/briefs/hansen_15/fig1.gif

  49. Here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, yay! Another CC story, which means we're all treated to the Dunning-Kruger Effect all-stars on this site with their blistering hot takes on why there's so much doubt about the fundamental points of CC (it's real, it's caused by humans, it's here now, and it's a hell of a big problem).

    Dear morons: Get a clue, and understand the following points:

    1. Our understanding of the basic mechanism of CC, the greenhouse effect, goes back well over a century, e.g. Google Svante Arrhenius and see his work from the 1890s.

    2. Climate scientists are not in this for the money or the journal publications or tenure or whatever. They don't want this to be true. They have families just like the rest of us, and almost every one of them is freaking out. They would be deliriously happy for someone to actually prove that CC is not a threat or could be cheaply and easily fixed.

    3. Because of how much CO2 we've already put into the atmosphere and the oceans, how long it stays there, and how much we're still pumping out, there is no reasonable expectation at all that we'll escape horrific, off-the-charts expensive impacts from sea level rise. It is literally too late to save many large coastal cities around the world, barring some miraculous technology that allows us to suck many billions of tons of CO2 out of the biosphere and permanently sequester it. And that sea level rise will create many millions of refugees and untold international conflicts. One example: Bangladesh has about half the population of the US in an area the size of Iowa, most of it being very low-lying coastal area. If you think South Asia is "interesting" now, wait until 10 or 20 or 50 million people are displaced from that country with nowhere to go.

    I apologize for the nasty tone of this post. I've been fighting this battle for nearly 15 years, and I've long ago run out of patience with the armchair experts who think they know more than nearly 100% of the world's experts in a highly technical field.

    1. Re:Here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like we saw emails between climate scientists lamenting the lack of warming and how they would keep skeptic views of out peer reviewed journals...Or emails about Mike's (Mann) Nature trick where he spliced actual temps onto the end of the dendro proxy because after the 60s the dendro records no longer correlate with the temp-- Divergence Problem-- Or like we could ever possibly understand why Karl chose to adjust those buoys towards the warm bias of the ship inlets. Nope! We're too stupid. We're Dunning-Kruger all stars, right? No way we could understand statistics like those awesome climate scientists.

      You warmers ignore anything that doesn't fit your agenda. Confirmation bias, dishonesty, or just plain stupid, whatever it is, if you are highly uncritical of something, you have no right to talk down about people who have examined it for the flaws.

      Don't you have a corner to go stand on with a "The End Is Near!" placard?

    2. Re:Here we go again by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      We're Dunning-Kruger all stars, right?

      Nice of you to demonstrate the effect to us.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  50. with statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    enjoy,

    http://berkeleyearth.org/global-temperatures-2017/

  51. Re:Fake News Awards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WOW!
    You almost repeated the WaPo's excuse and spin for their Fake News award word for word! You are a good little mind controlled follower and got your talking points.

    Fact:
    WaPo reporter took a photo, lied about when he took it in an attempt to hurt Trump's credibility maliciously. Got caught and had to retract. Had no one called him out, due to maybe Twitter "shadow banning" everyone who called him out, it would still be considered fact by you.

    Reporting Fake News in order to hurt someone should be grounds for immediate dismissal from the WaPo if they were not fake news. Was he fired? Nope, because the WaPo hoped it would hurt Trump and that is more important than reporting the truth. Therefore WaPo EARNED their Fake News Award.

    I can't wait until next year's awards are handed out. I hope they actually do a ceremony and hand out actual plaques or something next time!

  52. Does anyone believe these lies anymore? The NOAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    data has been debunked as tampered with and the agenda is old and tired. However we're used to the /. mods pushing the agenda and looking forward to this post being modded down in 3...2...

  53. Re:2018 making up for it by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 1

    Letting them all die cuts down on the population problem, and thus the energy and pollution problems.

    You are a fine example for a human being. Right up there with Pol Pot and Adolf Eichmann.

    --

    Stephan

  54. Re:Just wait, obnoixious traitor-trolls to deny al by tbannist · · Score: 2

    It's been a gradual thing, over time conservatives have lost their focus on moral values, and have shifted to winning at any cost. Of course, if all you care about is winning at any cost, then you will forgive lies as long as you think they're helping your side to win.

    --
    Fanatically anti-fanatical
  55. Re: 2018 making up for it by CarterMeyers · · Score: 1, Troll

    I don't deny global climate change exists. It is debatable as to the overall implications as 1) the climate models are shit; 2) research funding is contingent on only believing in the gcc alarmist orthodoxy; 3) the "97% of scientists" quote is based on a narrowly defined survey - that one might say is faulty, bordering on dishonest, research; 4) a growing body of scientists across the spectrum are in disagreement with the gcc alarmist orthodoxy; 5) carbon dioxide is not the leading green house gas - it's water vapor.

  56. Re:2018 making up for it by dryeo · · Score: 1

    Been quite warm, again, here in the north. It's nice not getting much snow anymore but it does cause water issues in the summer.

    --
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverted_totalitarianism
  57. Re:2018 making up for it by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

    Sahara has significant diurnal and annual temperature variations. If humid air gets over it under some extreme conditions (which most likely involve elevated temperatures at its oceanic point of origin), why couldn't it snow?

    --
    Ezekiel 23:20
  58. Re:Just wait, obnoixious traitor-trolls to deny al by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When did Conservatism and lying about what is provably known become the same thing in America?

    It didn't, and never has. When did Liberalism become a completely faith-based movement?
    Climate models that simply fail to model the world properly.
    Studies and predictions that don't describe reality.
    Obfuscation and destruction of data used to to constitute reports that are eventually fudged to fit the pre-existing narrative.
    Pushing of "narrative" instead of "fact".
    Failure to even START coming up with a plan of action for combating a supposed problem, since economic sanctions and eternal "ongoing research" are more lucrative.

    Conservatives aren't averse to spending money. If it's in the right place, they'll spend.
    What's being objected to is pouring of money down an endless, bottomless hole with no promises of return or even a plan of action. Just "we should revert to the stone age".

    As they repeat trickle down tax cuts for the richest and shut down the government again, who expects any change from this group?

    Sorry, but it isn't the Conservatives trying to force a government shutdown.
    They're doing so because they think they're going to get their way by being bratty, obnoxious, bitchy little children.
    They're WRONG.
    And yes, in the Trumpian era, they're going to learn what it's like to being told to fuck off and die for their obstructionism.

  59. Re:2018 making up for it by dryeo · · Score: 1

    What seems to be happening where I am is no record hot days but lots of record runs of above normal temperatures.

    --
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverted_totalitarianism
  60. How about mentioning the temperature? by tbird20d · · Score: 0

    Would it kill them to give the measured temperature value, or the error bars? This is a pattern I've noticed in these "hottest year ever" articles. They never actually tell you the data. Instead we get this: "According to NOAA, 2017 average land surface temperatures were 2.36 degrees Fahrenheit hotter than the 20th century average." Well, thanks for the unnecessary homework. Why don't they mention the actual temperature?

  61. Who Cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously? The planet has been around for millions of years, unless you're a Jew then it's only been around a few thousand.

    The animals that can adapt will survive. Ask Darwin.

    Those that can't, won't. We will miss them certainly, we will build great displays to memorialise them for years to come, but let's face it: they will be the weak and the earth is made for the strong.

    Beep beep, outta my way. A Better World is Afoot.

    captcha: commute. Like what I'm doing in my dino-eating ICE-mobile.

  62. Re: 2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Wrong, they're models and you can't replace them yourself with anything better or you would have. 2) false, prove it doesn't exist and become a quadrillionaire. 3) It's 99% now, moron, and the 1% is all industry-paid to a man. 4) You're full of it on that "growing body" bullshit, you can't provide specifics either. 5) Wrong, water vapor isn't a gas and carbon doesn't follow similar trends as vapor, which fluctuates - carbon does not. It only goes up. We're at 408 ppm.

    Now if only you were more honest, someone might think you could be educated into an actual scientist or scientific mind. But you're simply not cut out for either.

    You have a preconceived agenda, not AGW which is proven by scientific method and peer reviewed beyond 5 sigma by over 99% of the world's scientists in the field.

    I'm sorry, no.

  63. due to slight variation in the ways that they anal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -yze temperatures

    What did they mean by this?

  64. Re:2018 making up for it by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

    Do you LIVE in the South? If so, you should know that the summer is easily capable of making up for a few cold days here and there.

    Yes I do...in New Orleans.

    Trust me, I know heat....but we're getting cold we never get, and it is lasting long too.

    Hell, I-10 from Lafayette through Slidell has been shut down for nearly 2x days.

    We're not designed for such prolonged cold weather, so yes, it is VERY noticeable here past few years with longer, colder winter times.

    --
    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
  65. Re: 2018 making up for it by CarterMeyers · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Just cause you disagree with what I have to say, I'm a troll?... Here's a distinction for you, the slashdot mod that marked me a troll is an ASSHOLE! Do some research and think for yourself instead of just falling in line with the lemmings

  66. Translation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Translation: 2017 was NOT the warmest year on record. It was simply among the top 5.5 billion warmest years.

  67. But I'm freezing in the nights!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    During night, it is 10 degrees average colder than day time
    and stays cold for 10 hours no end.

    Waaa! Waaaa! wwwaaaaaaaa!!

    Glow ball cooling is oppressing me each night!!!

    Climate change now accelerated to 1 degree per HOUR!!!!

    As the Sun cums up, the earth's temperature goes up
    average 1 degree per hour. And when then Sun cums
    down, the globe cools 1 degree per hour.

    Climate is changing every hour!

    Awe noooo! This is making me crispy and toasted.

    Can I have a bacon sandwich to top it all off?

    1. Re:But I'm freezing in the nights!! by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      Sooo, you either have the least sophisticated low pass filter mechanism
      Or you're a complete comedic genius
      Hard to say which

  68. Re: 2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Being a retard isn't going to help you in life....

    You should heed your own advice.

  69. Re: 2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I believe in gravity...

    Itâ(TM)s not gravity. The earth just sucks.

  70. Re:2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We definitely need separate words for meanings 1 and 2.

  71. and 2018 methane emissions are spiking early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/01/12/global-warming-stirs-the-methane-monster/

    In the arctic, "On average, it was 12.96C or 23.35F warmer during the period from October 1 to December 30, 2017 (red line), compared to the same days in 1981-2011."
    The spikes first started up in late 2010.
    The worst-case IPCC scenario projects a mean temperature rise that would take average global temperature beyond 20 degrees Celsius this century, an obviously catastrophic scenario. Yet, the IPCC scenarios fail to include the many feedbacks that accelerate temperature rises, such as large abrupt releases from methane hydrates. In fact, the IPCC miserably failed to warn about the dramatic loss of Arctic sea ice.

    https://geo-engineering.blogspot.ch/2012/02/how-much-time-is-there-left-to-act.html

    It is perfectly clear from the graphs that the methane build up in the Arctic is mainly a result of increasing earthquake activity along the Gakkel Ridge caused by global warming induced worldwide expansion of the Earth’s crust due to the carbon dioxide buildup in the atmosphere which is enhanced by the heating up of the Arctic ocean due to the high global warming potential of the methane (Light 2011). This close relationship between the Gakkel Ridge earthquake activity, the destabilisation of the Arctic methane hydrates and the NASA GISS surface temperature anomalies has already been clearly demonstrated (Carana, 2011b; Light 2011).

    If I was a medical doctor I would say that the patient has a terminal illness and is expected to die of an extreme fever between 2038 and 2050.

    As this corresponds with my personal life expectancy, I'm only going to see the start of it.
    All the current youth ... well, sorry, guys ...

  72. Re:2018 making up for it by sjames · · Score: 1

    Now imagine how much polar ice had to melt/not form in order to put the South in a deep freeze.

  73. Re: 2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All good points... additionally, the global temperature is an average of all weather stations around the globe, the majority of which are found in city center - aka, urban islands, which tends to be warmer than the average temperature of non city centers due to all of the blacktop (roads and rooftops). If climate scientists are reallllly concerned with global climate change, in addition to their impractical (and economically infeasible) suggestions, they'd propose everyone have white rooftops to reflect, rather than absorb, sunlight.

  74. Re: 2018 making up for it by mSparks43 · · Score: 1

    not as much as i hope yours is tongue it cheek. given the âoesolutionâ to global warming is a ficken ice age... you know, like the one that killed off most of life on this planet 20,000 years ago or so, and we are hopefully still coming out of. but sadly i suspect most global warming activists really do just want to see the end of life on earth.

  75. Re:2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well done, this is the comment I can here looking for.

  76. Re: 2018 making up for it by plague911 · · Score: 0

    No you are a fucking lunatic denalist nut-job. The closet thing thing slashdot has is a troll marker.

  77. Not hard with such a small data set by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have been observing global weather by satellite since about 1960, and those 1st weather sats did not measure global temperature - so that's global satellite data for only about 50 years.

    We have data from airfields going back to about 1910, so that's VERY coarse data for about 110 years.

    We have data from sea captains, gathered often by candle light and old mercury thermometers not calibrated to any common source going back to the 1600s, so that's extremely spotty and not very reliable and certainlg not accurate to within even a full degree data for about 400 years.

    Assuming the Eath is 4.6 Billion years old, and assuming we can use the very bad and not particularly accurate sea data of the past 400 years, thats a sample of 400/4500000000 or 1/11250000. I am sorry, but nobody serious thinks a data sample of 1 in 11 million is meaningful.

    This stuff gets even more insane when the AGW propagandists wave around data in 10ths or 100ths of a degree. Any normal 1st year science student knows full well that you can smooth data by mathematical tricks like data averaging, but that performing a bunch of math on a bunch of data of any particular precision DOES NOT produce MORE precision! In other words: you cannot get 10ths of a degree termparature data from 250 years ago data gatherd by sea captains with uncalibrated mercury thermometers no matter how much math you do!

    Slashdotters should know better that to fall for the obvious scam of AGW advocates screaming about "warmest temperature ever!" or "warmest temperature on record!" or claims about temperature variations in history or in the future that are fractions of a degree. hell, you can swing the "global temperature" by more than a degree by simply changing the time of day at wich you collect the temps from a bunch of stations or by moving the locations of a bunch of temperature sampling ponts by a few miles. It's very common for temperatures to vary by several degrees within any given town, just between the center or town and the edge of town. You can find temperature variations of more than a degree at an airport just between the hangar and the runway apron and similarly between the bow and stern of a ship underway at sea.

    1. Re:Not hard with such a small data set by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming the Eath is 4.6 Billion years old

      cyanobacteria influenced our climate between the formation of our planet and present day. You don't get to pick two arbitrary end points and draw a straight line ignoring massively significant events in between.

      Go grab a thermometer and measure the ocean temperature yourself. It's a reproducible experiment.

  78. Re:2018 making up for it by gnick · · Score: 1

    The definition of "believe" doesn't bother me. It works fine as-is. To "believe" is to "accept as true." What we need is a proper replacement for "y'all" and gender-neutral alternatives for "he/she" and "him/her". "They" and "them" are poor alternatives for "he/she" and "him/her" and, even though you can imply a plural "you", "y'all" is clearer but sloppy.

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  79. Re:2018 making up for it by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

    Besides, who are the first to die? People in costal regions and in extreme hot weather locations.

    The Middle East, Africa, India and Pakistan, China, etc. South America and Central America.

    You know, SHITHOLES.

    You left the US off your list, I'm sure that was just an oversight. Where is the majority of our population? Yeah, the coasts. How many climate zones are there in the US? 26, including "extreme hot weather locations" like Nevada, California, Arizona, etc. The record high temps in the US for each month between and including May and September are between 124 and 134F.

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  80. Re:2018 making up for it by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

    Right, people who think overpopulation is a self-correcting problem are just like people who actively carried out genocide.

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  81. Re: 2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marxism and Freudism can also explain anything.

  82. Re:2018 making up for it by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Cold weather in Texas proves global warming false.

    Unusually cold weather and winter storms in Texas probably should convince us that something is up.

    I'm a bit worried that we might have icy winters and hot dry summers. But even if that happens we'll have deniers running around telling us "I told you so" about one thing or another.

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  83. yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Warmest ever. Meanwhile here I sit in my house as the coldest temperatures I've ever experienced in the last 20 years freeze my pipes for the last month.

    Yes, I know climate is not weather.

    1. Re:yeah, right by SpaceDave · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know climate is not weather.

      Then why do you think your current experience with weather is relevant to the climate debate?

  84. Re: 2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "All good points... additionally, the global temperature is an average of all weather stations around the globe, the majority of which are found in city center - aka, urban islands, which tends to be warmer than the average temperature of non city centers due to all of the blacktop (roads and rooftops"

    Go read about the US Climate Reference Network which has the approval of even the deniers over at WUWT
    https://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/data...

  85. Most Americans don't worship the Algorian religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, Al Gore, with your mansions and private jets: most of us aren't riding your lying gravy trajn.

  86. Re:2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dunno.

    If it keeps this up, it will take a lot of hot weather to make up for this...geez its cold in the south!!!!

    Rubes and hicks in the fly-over states don't want to be thought of as rubes and hicks.

    Well, for fucking starters you could learn the difference between its and it's

    it's being a contraction of it is

    geez it's cold in the south

    Keep up the good work. I know you'll #MAGA

  87. Re: 2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I believe in gravity...

    Itâ(TM)s not gravity. The earth just sucks.

    That's not the Earth sucking. That's Donald J. Trump and the Party formerly known as the Republican Party.

    The real Republican Party freed the slaves, created the National Park System, and a long list of other good things. Don't believe me? Go read the Republican Party Platform for Eisenhower's campaign. Then come back and try to tell us that today's Republican Party has any resemblance to the real Republican Party.

  88. Re:2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Letting them all die cuts down on the population problem, and thus the energy and pollution problems.

    You are a fine example for a human being. Right up there with Pol Pot and Adolf Eichmann.

    You forgot David Duke, Donald J. Trump, and Mitch McConnell.

  89. Re:2018 making up for it by avandesande · · Score: 1

    Actually you are correct. They have observed significant greening in the Sahara as warming increases moisture over the region. Desertification is caused by global cooling....

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  90. Arrhenius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You meant Arrhenius. You know, the guy who proposed AGW in 1896, and was immediately discredited, and then eventually proven correct in the 1950s and '60s. What? You don't remember how the entire field changed its opinion about whether humans could influence the climate? Hmm, maybe there's a reason for that. Maybe back then, there wasn't a bunch of politicians trying to make hay out of the issue. Maybe today, you're too busy lapping and spewing bullshit to even admit the idea of an objective reality. Ain't no dumb egghead scientist tahp gonna tell you howda think!

  91. Re: 2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Few people have ever called Marx's sociopolitical explanations unsound. If you think that there's nothing to critique about capitalism then that's your own mental aberration, but it's generally accepted that Marx's critiques of capitalism were mostly sound. Taken to extremes, it doesn't create a good society; even Adam Smith agreed on that point. Pointing out the flaws in something doesn't tend to take a special eye.

    The problem with Marx is that his solution may not be possible, or a good idea. Freud you'll have to take up with someone else.

    Your general point was a bullshit deflection, but you know that.

  92. Re:2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like you're any better.

    You'll just sit back with your thumb up your bum and go "We told you so! We told you so! You didn't listen! Not MY fault!" as people die.

    All the because the lazy-fuck method of "wait for all the CO2 to work it's way out" isn't viable and none of you shit-for-brains want to come up with any sort of ENGINEERING solution.

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  94. Re:2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1: FUCK California. It needs to drown.
    2: Air conditioning and relocation.

  95. Re: 2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. The solution to Global Warming is NOT an Ice Age.

    It's artificial sequestation of CO2 while transitioning the planet to cleaner forms of energy. Renewables and nuclear.

  96. Re:2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This, my friends, is what happens when brother and sister conceive a child..

  97. Re:2018 making up for it by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Whether the pen drops to the ground is independent of your belief. You know from experience that things drop to the ground when you release them, you predict that the pen will drop if you release it and you can observe that the pen drops when you release it.

    Believing does not enter that equation.

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  98. Re:Just wait, obnoixious traitor-trolls to deny al by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Skin a few denialist faggots like train0123 alive and leave their corpses hanging from power plant smokestacks.

    Gee sounds an awful lot like the Spanish Inquisition, another episode of religious zealotry in our history, you know back when the "common belief" was that the world was flat and the sun revolved around the Earth.

    If your evidence is so complete, accurate and overwhelming, shouldn't you be able to convince people with intellectual arguments instead of having to eliminate those who disagree?

  99. Australian here. by mjwx · · Score: 2

    Spoken to an Australian recently? I think they'd argue about 2018 being one of the coldest on record. I assume you meant to include "so far" and "here".

    http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/10/...

    Spoken to an Australian recently... because they'd tell you about the number of cities in the country with water restrictions from ongoing droughts that are nearing a decade long in some parts as well as consecutive record high summers. In fact they'd be sweltering in one right now.

    How do I know... because you're speaking to an Australian right now.

    You're not only speaking to an Australian, but one who understands the climate of Australia. Right now we're getting a La Nina event, which is a sub surface cooling in the Pacific (the reversal of an El Nino event) which is part of the El Nino Southern Oscillation or ENSO. This is a welcome change as Australia has been hotter and drier because of several record El Nino events in recent years.

    Next time you want to say something completely stupid about Australia... go to Australia first.

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  100. Re:2018 making up for it by gnick · · Score: 1

    Are you saying that you don't believe in gravity? To "believe" is to "accept as true". When I drop my pen, I accept as true that it will fall to the floor. I know it'll fall. Why does the word "believe" distress you so much?

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  101. Re:2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whether the pen drops to the ground is independent of your belief.

    Nobody said otherwise.

  102. Re:2018 making up for it by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Because words are often twisted around to fit a rhetoric that was not intended.

    "Believing" very often means "accepting as true without evidence". Or even against all evidence of the contrary. That last part, the evidence, is very important when it comes to "accepting as true", at least for me. Some kind of proof that what is claimed is actually rooted in reality rather than some fantasy.

    Accepting as true without verification is exactly what makes fake news and their spread possible.

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  103. Re:2018 making up for it by gnick · · Score: 1

    "Believing" very often means "accepting as true without evidence". Or even against all evidence of the contrary.

    It can be used that way. Maybe that’s the way you use it. I don’t know if I’d say it’s used that way “very often”. Do you believe DJT? Depends on evidence from other sources, past experience, and bias. Do you believe CNN? Same answer. Do you believe your own eyes? Probably; that’s up to you. Do you believe in gravity? I do. Do you believe me? I’ve never been wrong. Nearly all of my beliefs are substantiated by evidence; I don’t understand why that’s a hurdle for you.

    Accepting as true without verification is exactly what makes fake news and their spread possible.

    Which has zero to do with believing things based on evidence.

    Ready to be really upset? When I drop my pen, I have faith that it’ll hit the floor.

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  104. Re:2018 making up for it by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's a language thing. Then again, "believing" is just as ambiguous in my native language.

    As is faith.

    I try to avoid ambiguous language as good as I can. Doesn't work as often as I'd want to, but I try. Human communication is already flawed enough as it is, we needn't make it any less clear.

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  105. Re: 2018 making up for it by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    According to the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it isn't gravity. It's intelligent falling, maintained by His Noodly Appendages.

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  106. Re:2018 making up for it by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    What appears to be happening is the extreme warming in the Arctic is reducing the temperature difference with the more temperate latitudes which results in a weaker jet stream that becomes wavier rather than being a tight circle around the high Arctic. So the jet stream is looping up the Pacific off the west coast then turning back south over Alaska and shooting down the east side of the Rockies. That draws Arctic air down into the deep south accounting for the cold temperatures there. That is becoming more common than it used to be due to a weaker, wavier jet stream due to the warming in the Arctic. Meanwhile it's been quite warm and dry here on the west coast of North America.

  107. Re: 2018 making up for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ->It's artificial sequestation of CO2 while transitioning the planet to cleaner forms of energy. Renewables and nuclear.

    Which you believe doesn't send us back to the ice age we are emerging from?
    Got any proof that leads to a perfectly stable climate and doesn't just reverse the last 20,000 years of lovely warming?

  108. Re:SuperKendall is a ball of confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1880 happened since 2010?

    In 1980 I took over the operation of a certain bank account. Every year I put $1,000 into this account, I have never taken anything out if. My analysis shows that the 5 years with the highest balance since 1980 have all happened since 2010.

    Would you similarly conclude that 1980 happened since 2010, or does your thinking fail so dramatically only on matters pertaining to the culture wars? I mean are you actually an idiot, or is it only that your party political affiliation requires that you act like one?