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BMW's Apple CarPlay Annual Fee is Next-level Gouging (cnet.com)

BMW announced this week that the company plans to shift Apple CarPlay infotainment support from a one-time fee to a subscription service. Tim Stevens, writing about the implications of the move for CNET: While GM and other manufacturers happily include Apple's CarPlay service for free even on their most attainable models, BMW and plenty of others have levied upgrade fees to enable CarPlay, or bundled the service inside pricey packages of widgets you may or may not want. That, sadly, is par for this margin-rich golf course, but when we learned this week that BMW would change from a single, up-front fee to an annual fee, in my mind that changed everything. Instead of a one-time, $300 fee, starting on 2019 models BMW will charge $80 annually for the privilege of accessing Apple's otherwise totally free CarPlay service. You do get the first year free, much like your friendly neighborhood dealer of another sort, but after that it's pay up or have your Lightning cable metaphorically snipped.

On the surface this is pretty offensive, and it seemed like something must be driving this. The official word from BMW is that this is a change that will save many (perhaps most) BMW owners money. Indeed, the vehicle segments where BMW plays are notorious for short-term leases, and those owning the car for only a few years will save money over that one-time $300. But still, the notion of paying annually for something that's free rubbed me the wrong way. And, based on the feedback we saw from the article, it rubbed a lot of you the wrong way, too.

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  1. What the... by kelemvor4 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Carplay isn't a service. It's a pair of software programs, one runs in your car - the other on your phone. Bizarre. BMW must want their customers to switch to Android, maybe they have an investment in Google or one of the Android handset manufacturers.

    1. Re:What the... by Arkham · · Score: 4, Informative

      Carplay isn't a service. It's a pair of software programs, one runs in your car - the other on your phone. Bizarre. BMW must want their customers to switch to Android, maybe they have an investment in Google or one of the Android handset manufacturers.

      They charge the monthly fee for Android Auto too.

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    2. Re:What the... by sexconker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Android Auto is absolutely worthless. Just throwing that out there. All I want is:

      1) My phone's display to be shown on my car's touch screen, and the car's touch screen to work for controlling my phone. I don't need an app integrating vehicle information or controls into this. The only other requirement is that I have a way to toggle between Android Auto and the car's regular display and controls.

      2) The audio to work like it already does. (Actually, I'd like to get my car's audio but interrupted with any activity, such as navigation instructions, not just voice calls. But this isn't a deal breaker.)

      That's it. Don't give me a different interface. Don't lock out features or apps. Don't throw me into a dedicated mode on my phone. Don't place shitty restrictions on shit. Just make it fucking work so I can have Google Maps on my fucking car's screen. Otherwise I'll be using a smaller, more distracting screen with less-accessible controls. If the goal is to prevent distractions you're achieving the exact opposite by making shit so frustrating and unusable.

      In theory, Android Auto should do most of what I want. In practice, it depends on the car and the device. My current phone, for example, will throw me into Android Auto if I plug it into any modern car, lock me in to Android Auto, and then be fucking worthless because there are no "supported" apps for Android Auto for my phone. WTF? Fuck you, LG!

    3. Re:What the... by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      In Italy they forbid drivers to talk during the ride. They need their hands on the wheel!

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    4. Re:What the... by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's it. Don't give me a different interface. Don't lock out features or apps. Don't throw me into a dedicated mode on my phone.

      I have a better one for you: Don't use a shitty interface that demands a lot of attention while you're using your car.

      Dear Google,
      On behalf of all the road users around sexconker please continue to not give him what he wants. We thank you for it.
      Signed,
      The luckily still alive because sexconker hasn't killed us yet.

  2. If you don't like it don't buy it by mveloso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You have to pay for BMW Assist and navigation updates too. If you don't like it don't buy the car. It's easy.

    1. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it by sexconker · · Score: 3, Funny

      You have to pay for BMW Assist and navigation updates too. If you don't like it don't buy the car. It's easy.

      That's ok. I didn't.

      I bet you use turn signals, you loser.

    2. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it by ilsaloving · · Score: 2

      Well, it IS a problem, because Apple has so little variation in their products that you are forced to take it or leave it. Combine that with Apple's popularity/visibility, and any questionable decision they make is greatly magnified. Every other manufacturer has multiple products in their lineup with varying features, so if their mainstream model doesn't suit you, there's at least a decent chance that another device will.

      But things like non-removable batteries? AFAIK apple started this trend, and everyone else picked up on it. Apple also started the "remove the headphone jack" trend. Like it or not, Apple is a major trend-setter in technology. The tech manufacturing world is so shockingly devoid of ideas, so utterly unable to come up with novel things, that as soon as someone does something markedly different then everyone else starts jumping on the bandwagon, for good or for ill.

      I remember when the original Apple gumball iMacs came out with their multicolour translucent cases. Suddenly *everything* started getting Apple-blueberry translucent cases. Computers. Clothes irons. Microwaves. It was crazy.

      That's a great link though. I'll have to remember that! Shame it didn't go beyond 'holding it wrong'.

  3. Buy Audi or something else, speak with your wallet by Arkham · · Score: 5, Informative

    All new Audis have CarPlay support. My A4 has a CarPlay and supports Android Auto too.

    Other luxury brands that also have it without a recurring fee:

    https://www.apple.com/ios/carp...

    Mercedes
    Volvo
    Alfa Romeo
    Porsche
    Lincoln
    Cadillac
    Bentley
    Astin Martin

    Just don't buy a BMW -- the other brands are generally better cars anyway. Audis are awesome.

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  4. Turn signals: no extra charge by Drunkulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if BMW drivers would use turn signals if they were Apple branded and cost more?

    1. Re:Turn signals: no extra charge by Strider- · · Score: 2

      Any time i feel like my job is meaningless and/or futile, I just think about the poor SOB who installs the turn signals on BMWs, and then I don't feel so bad.

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  5. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by rfengr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The issue I have is that I can buy a $30k Japanese car and have 100k miles of absolutely...zero...problems. So I should be able to buy a $60k German car and have the luxury features, with absolutely...zero...problems. Though that does not exist. I don't why why the hell they can't pull it off.

  6. Re:Personal Opinions on news sites by beelsebob · · Score: 2

    Hey, centuries ago called. News papers, news broadcasts, and news websites contain, and have contained for decades editorial content. This is nothing new, or nefarious. The headline calls out that this is a commentary piece, not a news piece.

  7. Re:Just shut up and drive. by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 2

    So no radios, either? Or AC/heaters? Those are much more distracting (more buttons, below my touch screen and requires eyes off the road) than CarPlay.

  8. It's not cheaper, either. by nicholasjay · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They says that for leases, the 'pay per year' method is cheaper, but let's boil that down.

    On a three year least, with the 'pay per year' method, you'll pay $0 for your first year and $80 for each of your next two years. So $160 total.

    If you leased the car with the one-time $300 fee, you don't pay $300. You pay Sales Price minus Residual. And the residual on some of these cars is up to ~60% of sales price. So lets say that the residual on a BMW is 58%, that means Car Play would have cost you $300* 0.42 = $126! Still cheaper! You'd have to have a residual less than 47% for the new method to be worth it.

  9. Re:Just shut up and drive. by Pascoea · · Score: 2

    Turn off all the 'entertainment center' bullshit.

    Yeah, you tell 'em! Drive in complete silence, that'll make everything perfect. Better put those kids, spouses, and pets in the trunk too, don't want them distracting you.

    A car should not be a lifestyle choice, it should be transportation.

    And you better not get one damn bit of enjoyment out of driving your car either. This is an exercise in utility, you're not allowed to make this experience more bearable.

    Quit being spoiled babies that need a bunch of toys.

    Quit worrying about how other people live their lives, and I bet yours will improve too.

  10. like playing netflix on an xbox by technosaurus · · Score: 2

    Way back in the day, one of the many reasons I went with the PS3 vs the Xbox360, was that they didn't require an anual fee to access services that were not provided by their network (youtube, netflix, etc...)

  11. Re:Buy Audi or something else, speak with your wal by beelsebob · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You apparently need to go and sit in a Volvo. They are most definitely luxury cars, at least on a par with Audi and BMW, though not on a par with Porsche and Bentley.

  12. Re:Boycott carplay by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 2, Informative

    This isn't Apple - they don't charge for CarPlay. I don't pay anything extra for it in my Kia.

  13. Re:If you drive a BMW you can afford it by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

    So what? They can pony up the fee if they want CarPlay and a BMW. If they object to the fee that much, they can opt against buying the car. Their choice. If this is really that much of a problem, then BMWs will take a hit in the used market, and not hold their prices as well. There's plenty of other cars on the market, and they don't charge this fee.

    I think this move by BMW is just fine. If it works out, they'll make more profit. If it doesn't, they'll learn the hard way. Considering the people who buy BMWs, I suspect it'll work out well for them.

  14. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by dbialac · · Score: 2

    You've not owned a BMW in the last few decades. Drove a 2008 328i to over 125,000 miles and didn't have a single problem. According to Consumer Reports, Toyota and Lexus are #1 and #2 (but mind you, are the same company). Meanwhile, Audi and BMW are 4 and 5 and are actually separate companies. IMO, they'd be higher if they didn't have the high performance models (S4, M3, etc.). My M3 did have a few things go wrong, but they really push the engine, etc. to the limit.

  15. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Germans tend to over-engineer things and jump on all the latest tech, and Japanese tend to be very conservative and wait a while. So the Japanese cars usually aren't as cutting-edge as the German or even American cars.

    The main problem with Japanese cars is that their infotainment tech is usually behind the others. Mazda and Toyota don't even have CarPlay or Android Auto available on their systems. The Germans have probably been doing infotainment longer than anyone else, so their systems are usually touted as the best.

  16. The Future is Rent-Charges by alteran · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Rents are the future of innovation.

    Taste the Freedum!

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    Who is RTFM and when will he help me with Unix?
  17. Re:CarPlay may not be part of residual by nicholasjay · · Score: 2

    They says that for leases, the 'pay per year' method is cheaper, but let's boil that down.

    On a three year least, with the 'pay per year' method, you'll pay $0 for your first year and $80 for each of your next two years. So $160 total.

    If you leased the car with the one-time $300 fee, you don't pay $300. You pay Sales Price minus Residual. And the residual on some of these cars is up to ~60% of sales price. So lets say that the residual on a BMW is 58%, that means Car Play would have cost you $300* 0.42 = $126! Still cheaper! You'd have to have a residual less than 47% for the new method to be worth it.

    You are assuming that the CarPlay license is part of that residual. Is CarPlay transferable to the new owner? Are you sure the "remainder" of the CarPlay fee goes into the residual value? I expect CarPlay is outside that residual. The residual is supposed to be the wholesale value of the car. If CarPlay is not transferable it can not be part of that value.

    Right now it absolute is part of the residual. Right now in BMWs, CarPlay is an optional feature (despite that on most other cars CarPlay is included as a standard feature). Think of it like an optional sunroof. The leasee pays part of that cost just like he pays for part of the car in general.

    My current car has CarPlay. If I sell the car to someone else, she gets CarPlay, too. Just like she gets the sunroof I paid extra for. It's part of the car. CarPlay isn't a service (like satellite radio, for instance). No one is coming to lock the sunroof shut in my car when I sell it. BMW will lock CarPlay, though.

    No one else charges a yearly fee for CarPlay. My wife's near-poverty-spec Honda came with CarPlay, and it'll work years down the road even though we don't pay Honda anything for it.

  18. Re:Buy Audi or something else, speak with your wal by jonwil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If Kia can put Apple Car Play into even their cheapest base model cars as a standard feature, why the hell does BMW need to charge money (either a one-off fee or a monthly fee) for the thing?

  19. Going for the CPO market then? by ErichTheRed · · Score: 2

    The problem with something like this is that they're trying to extend the subscription model to everything. It's part of the physical goods makers' obsession with making consumers pay for a product over and over rather than owning it outright.

    With rare exceptions, there are 2 types of people who buy BMWs:
    - People who "rent" them on a throwaway basis on 2/3-year business leases, who will only pay $160 or $240 to rent CarPlay access before they turn it back in for another one. Even if it was $500 a year, the people in this set probably wouldn't blink an eye.
    - People who buy them used because they like the cars, who will now not benefit from a pre-activiated CarPlay. Even many enthusiasts don't buy BMWs new...they're too expensive and it makes sense to let some doctor or real estate agent eat the depreciation.

    BMW fans and Apple fans are also in the union part of that particular Venn diagram for the most part, so I'm really surprised they're doing this. Not really though...lately, they've been doing things like requiring that key parts like the battery be "programmed" by the dealer before they work, and basically any part with space for flash memory in it is a target for this too. (Adaptive headlight controllers are a good example.) I imagine that just like Office 365 and Adobe Creative Cloud, consumers will just accept paying and paying to use something they bought.

    It's too bad they're continuing down this road. Infotainment and other electronics are already fiddly enough once they age sufficiently, and now you have to pay to access them.

  20. Re:Idiot for buying a BMW by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

    LOL. You trust CR...chump.

    VW/Porsche/Audi is one company. They've standardized. The perform like VWs, are reliable like Porsches and have maintenance costs and parts availability like Audis.

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  21. So.... by BitztreamNotARealNam · · Score: 2

    How's life in the hypocrite lane?