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Microsoft Unveils Windows 10 S Laptops Starting at $189 and New Office 365 Tools for Students (venturebeat.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report: Microsoft today unveiled new Windows 10 S devices from Lenovo and JP, starting at $189, aimed at the education market. The company also announced new Office 365 learning tools for students. The news mirrors Microsoft's firstline workers push in September, which saw new Windows 10 S devices starting at $275. The company is now simply doing the same as part of its latest EDU push, and it's not mincing words when it comes to explaining its target audience: "schools who don't want to compromise on Chromebooks."

Microsoft unveiled four new Windows 10 devices that are all supposed to offer more than Chrome OS. Two are standard laptops: the Lenovo 100e powered by Intel Celeron Apollo Lake for $189 and JP's Classmate Leap T303 with Windows Hello for $199. The other two are 2-in-1s: the Lenovo 300e convertible with pen support for $279 and the Trigono V401 with pen and touch for $299. All four are spill resistant, ruggedized for students, and promise long battery life to avoid having wires all over the classroom.

107 comments

  1. Start early by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2

    Gotta start that tracking and data collection as early as possible.

    1. Re:Start early by avandesande · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes evil microsoft... all my kids school stuff is done on Google Docs. So much better!

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    2. Re:Start early by Voyager529 · · Score: 2

      Gotta start that tracking and data collection as early as possible.

      I know the Microsoft haterade is abundant in these parts, but at this point, MS is playing catch-up. Apple had a hold in the educational markets in the late 80s and early 90's, then MS ate their lunch with virtually free licensing for schools with commodity hardware. Now, Google is all educationally trendy since they give away G-Suite Apps for Business or whatever the hell they call it, and a palette of Chromebooks are a whole lot cheaper than a palette of Optiplex workstations with the added bonus of being far simpler to lock down manage than Windows. Schools have been tripping over themselves to migrate to the Google ecosystem.

      This leaves us with the same quandary we had when Microsoft owned the education market: why are we teaching products rather than principles? Students should be learning E-mail, not Gmail or Outlook. They should be learning Word Processing, not Word or GDocs. Basic HTML coding wouldn't be the worst thing either, especially since the basics can be taught for $0 in any text editor...but I digress.

      The real issue is that no matter who is in the classroom, the lesson being taught at this point is "okayness with analytics", and "okayness with lockdown". It's safe in the walled garden, and whether it's Apple's, Google's, or Microsoft's, it is this lesson that worries me the most.

    3. Re:Start early by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      ...MS is playing catch-up....

      Then why not distinguish itself by not doing all the tracking and data collection?

    4. Re:Start early by sensei+moreh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ... why are we teaching products rather than principles?

      Some things never change. Back in the day, the appropriate follow-on was, "They should be learning Word Processing, not WordStar or WordPerfect.

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    5. Re:Start early by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      It would be OK if they just stuck with basics, but you need to choose a spreadsheet program to use, even if you don't want to teach to that specific product; you need to choose a word processing program. Once you know the basics, that knowledge should transfer to just about any other spreadsheet or word processor, but you still have to choose one to use.

      The bigger problem is when my kids homework MUST be sent to the teacher in Word format, or Excel format. I'm not sure what a good solution to that is, but the school having licenses and then requiring the kids have licenses is too much. If both Google and MS are tracking you, at least Google is free.

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    6. Re:Start early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False dichotomy.

    7. Re:Start early by Miser · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

      I have more often than not used a line from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

      "You have to learn WHY things work on a starship."

      And I would usually ad ... "And NOT just what buttons to push."

      Concepts. Teach concepts and it doesn't matter what word processor you're using. WordPerfect, Word, WordStar, LibreOffice, etc.

      -Miser

    8. Re:Start early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whooshotomy

    9. Re:Start early by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what a good solution to that is....

      LibreOffice. I've used OpenOffice (and now LibreOffice) at work for 13 years in an environment that mandates Microsoft Office file formats. This has been a solved problem for a long time now.

    10. Re:Start early by higuita · · Score: 1

      teach in several of then, then do the "exams" in one that they didn't used in the class...
      that is the best way to tell if someone learned to think instead of just memorizing buttons locations. yes, interfaces changes, the the concepts are always there, just learn how to search for the feature you need

      It is exactly the same as problem solving, you should solve new problems in the exam, not exactly the same problems you have done in class

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    11. Re:Start early by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      The bigger problem is when my kids homework MUST be sent to the teacher in Word format, or Excel format. I'm not sure what a good solution to that is

      PDF because it's not system dependent and will actually print correctly. (ODF just doesn't have enough support, but when/if it does, great)

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    12. Re:Start early by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      How is the teacher supposed to use a PDF to see if my daughter entered a formula in Excel correctly?

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    13. Re:Start early by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      I want to agree, but I don't think so - my kids get documents from the teacher that don't render correctly, and they've made documents that don't render correctly in Word. Perhaps they didn't do formatting the way they should, perhaps the teacher didn't, either - I don't know, but I do know they've had problems.

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    14. Re: Start early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft's core revenue stream does not rely on such bullshit. Stop distracting from the real problem.

    15. Re:Start early by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Because if it's incorrect, so is the answer. If the teacher cannot determine that, then the homework is not properly designed and implemented.

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    16. Re:Start early by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      ...MS is playing catch-up....

      Then why not distinguish itself by not doing all the tracking and data collection?

      You mean like Apple has done?

    17. Re:Start early by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      That simply doesn't work.... if the formula is 2x2, how does the teacher know if my kid entered "=2x2" or "4?"

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    18. Re:Start early by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      If they want the formula, have them write it out.

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    19. Re:Start early by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      why are we teaching products rather than principles?

      Actually we teach both. The problem is twofold: To learn the principles by example you often need to use a product. To be efficient in the real world it helps if you already use the product that everyone else is already using.

      I had to learn how to lay out a page and type a letter somehow. I may as well do it with a resume filler rather than the eyebrow raising "Proficient in LaTeX" that is likely to land you precisely zero jobs.

  2. Who the fuck is JP? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    Ok..lenovo I know.

    But what/who the fuck is JP?

    Seems the author of that article assumed the audience would know who/what JP was? Guessing it is a computer company, but geez....at least leave a link to find out who this unknown company is.

    Are they new? Where are they based?

    I've never heard of them before...

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    1. Re:Who the fuck is JP? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      But what/who the fuck is JP?

      Justice of the Peace.

      More seriously... it’s a sign that Microsoft is having to reach pretty far afield nowadays to get anyone to buy into their plans.

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    2. Re:Who the fuck is JP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone explains that they're an "emerging markets" partner which means nothing at all to us. The company (JP.ik, part of some corporate umbrella called "JP Group") is a marketing and design firm that basically sells package deals to education departments in places like Africa.

      Kind of strange they'd brand the laptops as their own, but I guess "blank, featureless box ordered in bulk from China" is even less appealing.

    3. Re:Who the fuck is JP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone really doesn't understand typos...

    4. Re:Who the fuck is JP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its not a typo fucknuts

    5. Re:Who the fuck is JP? by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Portuguese company founded in 1989

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    6. Re: Who the fuck is JP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The andin griffin show reference?

    7. Re: Who the fuck is JP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Andy* sorry.

    8. Re:Who the fuck is JP? by orlanz · · Score: 1

      I think it is a typo. It is HP. Even the original Microsoft post says JP but then goes on to reference HP laptops as other regular offerings.

  3. It's a trap! by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    They're offsetting cost with advertising and demographics research revenue. Then they're outsourcing the data mining to the cheapest, least ethical, foreign 3rd party company. Good luck protecting your childrens' privacy with one of these...

    1. Re:It's a trap! by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Yes they would be much better off with an Android, Chromebook or an IOS device. Those would never have those issues.

    2. Re:It's a trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a bad trade. Children's privacy for a solid education in the world's most common business operating system, graduating with less debt and probably multiple job offers where they can hit the ground running. It's better then sending them off to college with toys that will get them laughed off of campus. And it keeps them the hell away from Apple and the Linux distro merry-go-round. Well played Microsoft, well played.

    3. Re: It's a trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sarcasm?

    4. Re:It's a trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a bad trade. Children's privacy for a solid education in the world's most common business operating system, graduating with less debt and probably multiple job offers where they can hit the ground running. It's better then sending them off to college with toys that will get them laughed off of campus. And it keeps them the hell away from Apple and the Linux distro merry-go-round. Well played Microsoft, well played.

      Claiming they'll graduate with "less debt" because of a cheap laptop can only be construed as sarcasm, which became even more evident when you start talking about multiple job offers and hitting the ground running.

    5. Re:It's a trap! by kaka.mala.vachva · · Score: 1

      Replying to undo incorrect moderation.

    6. Re:It's a trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      @ 110010001000

      Exactly. /sacrasm

    7. Re:It's a trap! by Z80a · · Score: 1

      It's not because "the others also do it" that it's ok.

  4. Real price $239. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To get the "real" version of Windows. Plus you "compromise on Edge". I'd rather have Chrome than Edge, but I have a non compromised OS and use a freedom browser with freedom extensions.

    1. Re:Real price $239. by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Yes, Chrome is all about freedom!

    2. Re:Real price $239. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Interesting thing is that Edge is supposed to be quicker than Chrome. So it may well be that it runs better on a Goldmont cored Apollo Lake mobile chip than Chrome. These machines have eMMC storage too. Which is probably quicker than a 5400 rpm hard disk but not as quick as a SATA SSD.

      I remember Chrome running pretty badly on my Asus 1015PX. In fact that's why I got rid of it.

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    3. Re: Real price $239. by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Well...actually yes. These 10s computers are mandated to be down tight with zero options for going outside of Microsoft's excruciatingly painfully bad app store, while being forced to use a web browser and/or web rendering engine that Microsoft's own engineers can't even get to work correctly on their own product demo so they had to install chrome.

      https://thenextweb.com/microso...

      And while chrome OS can be locked down just as much by IT admins, it's not mandatory and you can install from third parties, and yes, you can run competing web browsers as a native app and even configure it as the default browser.

      Windows 10s is just a terrible attempt to clone iOS, only it has no apps and it runs on a laptop.

    4. Re: Real price $239. by tepples · · Score: 1

      And while chrome OS can be locked down just as much by IT admins, it's not mandatory and you can install from third parties, and yes, you can run competing web browsers as a native app and even configure it as the default browser.

      How does that work? I thought Chrome OS had only two ways to run native applications other than Chrome itself:

      A. Native Client (NaCl), which requires applications to be ported and made available through Chrome Web Store. I'm not aware of any third-party browsers that have been, and I'm not even sure whether it allows JavaScript JIT. Besides, Google has deprecated Native Client in favor of Emscripten, which compiles C++ to JavaScript or WebAssembly.
      B. Developer mode, which causes the firmware to display prominent self-destruct instructions for 30 seconds (to the effect "Press Space then Enter for a factory reset") during the boot process.

        you had to be in developer mode to use any native application other than Chrome, and developer mode caused the firmware to display prominent self-destruct instructions for 30 seconds during the boot process. Or what competing

    5. Re:Real price $239. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chrome is all about lock in, snooping every mouse move on every website, and walled gardens.

  5. Even more the hooking them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's actually one of their oldest tricks.

    Whenever Microsoft got sentenced for one of their extensive number of crimes comitted, they would convince the judge, to "pay" by giving "free licenses" to schools.

    Which were not only manufactured with the hard work of true hand-made Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V ... I'm kidding, they had a fresh set of them right off the little script they use to genetrate them, and wete literally completely worthless ... , but more imortantly, got the kids used to considering Windows the normal case, and expect it in later life.

    That's also why they didn't bother to go after unlicensed copies in the early days, when Gates was still the head. Because getting kids who couldn't afford the licenses anyway hooked on Windows /Office made it likelier that they would buy licenses later in life. (E.g. in a company or other places where using keygens was harder.)

  6. Razors & Blades business model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or printers and ink, if you prefer.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor_and_blades_model

    1. Re:Razors & Blades business model by gfxguy · · Score: 2

      Switch to a replaceable blade straight edge.... I paid $6.99 for a 120 pack of replacement blades.

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  7. Windows users are openly mocked at my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can barely get anything done because their machines are constantly riddled with viruses and/or then are rebooting multiple times a day to try and patch those viruses.

    1. Re: Windows users are openly mocked at my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a shitty IT shop you must have. (If you're part of it, I would recommend not replying to brag about that fact.)

    2. Re: Windows users are openly mocked at my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was brought in to fix it. My first step is to fire all Windows developers and admins and move to a 100% FOSS stack.

    3. Re: Windows users are openly mocked at my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then they can barely get anything done cause the software is 10 years out of date and doesnt support any common file format

  8. Easy by fubarrr · · Score: 1

    >Apollo Lake

    They are dumping intel stuff before they switch to AMD and Qualcomm

    1. Re:Easy by fubarrr · · Score: 1

      It might be a surprise to some, but Apollo lake and ULP cores are priced nearly similarly in China to wholesale buyers around 120 to 170 usd for whole chipset

    2. Re:Easy by fubarrr · · Score: 1

      Another thing: dual core apollo lake soc are usually beat quad core models in benchmarks despite having double the cores and more cache. N4200 are less performant than low end models...

  9. JP? by smithcl8 · · Score: 1

    Is that a Chinese knockoff of HP? WTH?

    1. Re:JP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's a netbook knockoff.

  10. Cue support nightmare in 3...2...1 by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

    If these are sold to consumers (It says education market but will they be sold retail?) they will be a big hit and an utter disaster as soon as the proud new owners start trying to install regular Windows software. And while Microsoft says you can upgrade S to Home I suspect they make it as hard as possible to do so. I can already pick up a 11.6" Insignia tablet with Windows 10 Home for $199 It's only got an Atom X5 processor but I doubt there is a significant performance delta from their power throttled Celeron brethren.

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    1. Re:Cue support nightmare in 3...2...1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No support nightmare. Rajmahrkhan is happy to help you do the needful.

  11. Re:Trump has advanced heart disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    At last he has something advanced.

  12. Netbooks live! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    These machines have Apollo Lake Celeron processors

    https://ark.intel.com/products...

    They're Goldmont cores - the descendent of Atom - though they've dropped the Atom branding. Still they're very much descendants of the chips that powered the original netbooks.

    https://www.anandtech.com/show...

    The Lenovo machine has a 11.6" 1366 x 768 display rather than the netbook standard of 10.1" 1024*600, but that's probably the minimum viable display.

    Apparently it's got a N3450, which Anandtech points out is a 4 core, 4 thread out of order chip clocked at 1.1 to 2.2 Ghz. I.e. it's a bit quicker than the old dual core, in order N570 in my old Asus 1015PX which I stopped using because Chrome run like a dog. You can also get 4GB of Ram compared with 2GB mac on the 1015PX and 128GB of eMMC storage compared to a 160GB 5400rpm ultra low cost and sluggish hard drive.

    https://hothardware.com/news/l...

    Sitting at the bottom of the stack is the Lenovo 100e. There are two versions, one with Windows and the other a Chromebook. The Windows version sports "up to" an 11.6-inch display with a 1366x768 resolution powered by an Intel Celeron N3450 Apollo Lake processor and up to 4GB of LPDDR4 RAM. It also has up to 128GB of eMMC storage, a reversible HD camera, spill-proof keyboard, and a 45Wh batter that's good for up to 10 hours of battery life.

    Windows 10 S can be upgraded to full Windows 10 too. But I'm guessing for an educational environment they want something which is locked down so the little shits can't install malware on it. Then again you could always reimage the machines when they go fubar.

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  13. Specifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These specs SUCK. A laptop with those specifications will cause students to get frustrated and teachers to go mad. Why give students a machine that is unusable. Celeron is a terrible CPU.

  14. I think you're off on cost by 10x by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    There's no way the processor/chipsets are $120-$170 USD - especially considering the systems they are going into have SRPs of around $190USD.

    I suspect that, for these systems, processor/chipset costs are on the order of $10-$15USD.

    1. Re:I think you're off on cost by 10x by fubarrr · · Score: 1

      I checked it, and yes. I was 100 bucks off: $56 for N3350, but oddly n4200 costs whopping 80 bucks more

  15. Moot point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trump and GOP will soon be moving schools back to the abacus.

    1. Re:Moot point by Jhon · · Score: 1

      "Trump and GOP will soon be moving schools back to the abacus."

      What's sad is you are using that as an insult to Trump and the GOP. The fact is math skills would likely improve with our students doing exactly that. Common Core is a joke.

    2. Re:Moot point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For fuck's sake you obsessive fuck. There are those of us who aren't American just trying to follow along with a tech site. Your fanaticism is just sad - both of the US sides.

    3. Re:Moot point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you'll keep saying that until the brain wasting disease that infects trump and all his trumpflake zombies starts to infect *your* country.

      It's on its way. I guarantee it. Then you'll wish you had listened to us "fanatics".

  16. WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article, the image there .. the kid gets a 5/6 yet they answered at least two of the questions wrong.

    https://venturebeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/onenote-page-locking.png?resize=1024%2C576&strip=all

    #2, and #3 and incorrect they don't prove it rolls at a constant speed. To show it rolls at a constant seed you have to make multiple measurements of where the ball is after it starts rolling.

    The software doesn't help learning especially if the teacher is dumb.

  17. Been through it already by mykepredko · · Score: 2

    I have a couple of Acer Win10 systems with a similar amount of DDR/SSD as these systems and they don't take well to any apps other than Office and performance, in terms of waiting for a window to come up, is abysmal (it's actually a lot worse with Office360).

    The systems have 4GB DDR and 32GB SSD - with Office the SSD is filled to around 19GB

    Maybe Win10s running on Apollo Lake has better performance but I would view any systems with a jaundiced eye until I had a chance to test them out.

    1. Re:Been through it already by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I've had a Winbook TW100 with just 2GB RAM and an Intel Baytrail-T Z3735D for several years and it has been a decent (not great) performer. The only real pain point was the Realtek WiFi/Bluetooth chip (RTL8723BS) which has a problem doing both simultaneously. I've not tried the Acer units.

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  18. MS cybercolonialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shitty cheap laptops for shithole countries.

  19. Goodbye chromebooks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out!

  20. Double edged sword by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It looks like a good plan on paper. Give away the tools dirt cheap to students, when they graduate and take up jobs they would demand professional versions of the tools at work place, market share, brand ambassadors, etc etc, yada yada yada. That is why Ansys would give away its flagship crown jewel product for dirt cheap prices to the universities, with some throttling no doubt. The idea is, these kids will some day be managers who were familiar with Ansys.

    But in the case of Microsoft, in this particular project, it has great potential to backfire. Kids are used to powerful machines, gaming machines, either they own it or they have friends who do. Even the public library machines are usually more powerful. They might see the 189$ cheap machine to be too slow and blame Microsoft instead of the low horsepower hardware.

    And Lenovo, HP etc load the PC with deadly levels of crap ware and nagware. And Microsoft adds its own bunch to the mix, and it does not test them at low end hardware. I know it personally. I bought a desktop as my "bill paying computer". Exclusively to log in to banks, brokerages and credit cards. Never use any other machine to log into sensitive account and never use that machine for anything else. So, naturally, I picked a low end AMD desktop. Oh. my. god. Is it slow! or what!! Something called superfetch would keep thrashing the disk. Or onedrive service. Or some disk indexer. Or some telemetry. Hunted and killed every one of these processes, and it is still slow. 12 GB, four processor machine takes forever to open Quicken.

    One taste like this, and the kids will actively hate microsoft and will go out of their way to avoid microsoft products when they become managers.

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    1. Re:Double edged sword by Junta · · Score: 1

      blame Microsoft instead of the low horsepower hardware.

      Well, I don't think it would pan out *that* way, as their more powerful gaming machines almost certainly also run Microsoft software.

      However, chromebooks do have a reputation for being crappy, and no small part of it is the hardware. Microsoft proving their stuff can also run crappy will erase any vague belief that ChromeOS is the cause of the crappiness.

      Of course, ChromeOS as software isn't very good, limiting and some definite software issues.

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    2. Re:Double edged sword by kenh · · Score: 1

      12 GB, four processor machine takes forever to open Quicken

      No, it doesn't. What POS low-end AMD did you buy that has 12 Gigs of RAM?

      Why would anyone would intentionally buy the literally cheapest desktop they could find and complain about performance.

      How much longer would it take to open Quicken if that same machine ran Linux? (Infinitely longer, since Quicken doesn't run on Linux)

      How much faster would Quicken run on a $200 Mac running OS X? (Trick question, cheapest Mac is nearly 5x what your AMD budget desktop cost)

      Guess what, performance sucks when you buy absolute lowest-cost system possible.

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    3. Re:Double edged sword by theendlessnow · · Score: 1

      Well, actually I suspect something more "evil". This is a big money loser, to the point of not even being effective long term. As for why Microsoft is really doing this, well, we probably won't figure that out without a bit of help. But I can pretty much guarantee you there is nothing altruistic about this. It can't be about helping students or helping the poor, it's about "something" though, just not sure.

    4. Re:Double edged sword by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Not 12 GB. I misedited it. 12GB is the other desktop. This one is 4 or 8 GB

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    5. Re:Double edged sword by erapert · · Score: 1

      Give away the tools dirt cheap to students, when they graduate and take up jobs they would demand professional versions of the tools at work place, market share, brand ambassadors, etc etc, yada yada yada.

      So a good filter to exclude idiots is to ask them what OS they use and why? I actually think there's something to that.

      One taste like this, and the kids will actively hate microsoft and will go out of their way to avoid microsoft products when they become managers.

      I hope so. But I don't have faith.

    6. Re:Double edged sword by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      The performance sucks, and I don't mind, I got it knowingly. It is a rarely used machine for a specific purpose. I mentioned it to show how bad the performance is on low end machines.

      They don't test user experience on low end machines. Things that improve response in a more powerful machine degrades in low end machines very very badly. They don't turn off these memory and disk hogs on low end machines. I can hunt them and kill them and make the machine usable. But most people cant.

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    7. Re:Double edged sword by Powercntrl · · Score: 1

      So, naturally, I picked a low end AMD desktop. Oh. my. god. Is it slow! or what!! Something called superfetch would keep thrashing the disk.

      My desktop is a Skylake i7 running Windows 10. Since I only use it for transcoding video (Blu-Rays to H.265), I didn't bother wasting money on a SSD. Even trying to browse the web on it results in disk thrashing which grinds the machine to a halt. Windows is just no longer tolerable for general use without an SSD.

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    8. Re:Double edged sword by n329619 · · Score: 1

      This is off topic to your main topic. But about that low speed "bill paying computer"...

      Get a linux usb.
      Boot the desktop with it.

      There, a nice fast pc, quick to get and fast to boot. With firefox pre-installed, you can do all your banking stuff there. Also upon shutting down, it keeps nothing since the OS was loaded in the RAM. It's a good alternative if you don't have the time to fix Windows.

    9. Re:Double edged sword by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Idiots don't realize they have an OS, or what one is, but that tells you something anyway.

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    10. Re:Double edged sword by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      They might see the 189$ cheap machine to be too slow and blame Microsoft instead of the low horsepower hardware.

      So they won't see the connection between something really cheap and something really slow?

      If they're learning something at school, it apparently isn't math and critical thinking.

  21. 5/6 Great Work! by magarity · · Score: 1

    since when is 83% "great work"?

  22. The "s" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stands for shit!

  23. You mean, doing exactly same thing as Chromebooks? by iamacat · · Score: 2

    Chromebooks have Play Store (and sideloading APKs/Linux with some hackery irrelevant to an average user). These laptops have Microsoft Store, not sure about developer sideloads. Seems up to which app/game selection you prefer?

  24. Yikes by jon3k · · Score: 1

    If one of their launch partners was JP (who I've personally never even heard of) I don't expect this to go well.

  25. There are already $200 Windows laptops. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen various Dell and HP laptops for $200 (or even less on sale). Right now, Dell's 14" Inspiron 3000 is $180. It's the same basic specs, but it's Windows 10 Home, not this S crap that's limited to the Windows store.

    I suppose school's might be interested in owning them. Something they can loan out, but be certain crapware won't be installed, but it's terrible for the home user.

    1. Re:There are already $200 Windows laptops. by DirkDaring · · Score: 1

      Thanks for this post - that's a great price on a 14" Dell! Had no idea.

  26. Do they run linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If yes, I'm interested.

    1. Re:Do they run linux? by PPH · · Score: 1

      Do they run systemd?

      FTFY.

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      Have gnu, will travel.
  27. Exactly. That was my first thought - Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly. That was my first thought - Linux.

    MSFT has lost my trust. No amount of free tracking will earn it back. I'm a forced user stull, but that will change after the last 2 programs are replaced. It has been 15 yrs that I've been trying to replace one of those programs, so it is possible I may be stuck for much longer than I want.

    I'm looking for a very lite, 13in, 10+ hrs of battery, 1080p screen, 1500+ passmark, with a keyboard that doesn't wear out in 2 yrs, system that runs Linux. I have one today, but the keyboard is beginning to die. Last one, an Acer, the keyboard was effectively dead in 18 months.

  28. Here's their YouTube channel ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Explaining everything:

    https://www.youtube.com/user/AwakenWithJP

    (Hint: Head band = don't take it seriously. :)

  29. AP Computer Science by tepples · · Score: 1

    If these are sold to consumers (It says education market but will they be sold retail?) they will be a big hit and an utter disaster as soon as the proud new owners start trying to install regular Windows software.

    Even in the education market, I don't necessarily see them taking off until Microsoft makes Visual Studio available through Windows Store. K-8 maybe, but in high school (grades 9-12), teachers and administrators expect student devices to support the course materials for "introduction to computer science" type classes.

  30. The most important sentence in the article by scdeimos · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is not going to let Google take over schools without a fight.

    Well that explains everything.

    It doesn't matter how shit the hardware is or how crappy the students' experiences will be, Microsoft is like a drug overlord that wants to get their hooks into the young people as soon as possible to guarantee a revenue stream for life.

    1. Re:The most important sentence in the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with that? Apple's been doing it for decades.

  31. Well at least this will prevent viruses by Rainwulf · · Score: 1

    As you cant RUN anything on them anymore.
    So.. windows, where you can not run windows programs.

  32. Re:You mean, doing exactly same thing as Chromeboo by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

    last time i checked chromebooks were basically tablets with a keyboard. it appears windows 10s at least lets you run real software, albeit no sideloading, at least by default.but you could convert to the full OS if you wanted, i don't know if this is possible right now

  33. Re:You mean, doing exactly same thing as Chromeboo by xeoron · · Score: 1

    MS also has malware and viruses to worry about. Chromebooks might have a rogue extension here or there, but much easier to fix.

  34. Re:You mean, doing exactly same thing as Chromeboo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No sideloads unless you buy the upgrade to Pro.

    At $189 they're still more expensive than the bottomfisher ($100-150) 2-in-1s running around Amazon and the like that have a full copy (albeit 32-bit due to RAM limits) of Home. They're are not locked to Store software - anything loads. They're not good for much, but as entry-level Windows-powered toys they work - including running LibreOffice, Firefox, Thunderbird and the like. Since all the ones I've seen are Atom-based, they also get a free copy of Office Mobile, though that's pretty useless - LO runs rings around it and works when not network-connected).

  35. Re:Exactly. That was my first thought - Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'd probably have to live with a larger screen - say, 15" or so - as the minimum size for 1080p, and a substantial price ($500 or much more). Nothing out there that runs Intel or AMD will get 10 hr on a battery, though some of the very expensive new ones a size or so bigger can get close; my impression is that laptop makers have focused on more performance rather than battery life until very recently. Then, you need one that you can unlock from Windows; my little tablet, for instance, won't boot from USB under any circumstance I've found so far (even after I get into the UEFI (32-bit??) BIOS there's no apparent way to read what's on a USB stick). Perhaps, a Live CD on a USB stick could have its installer run from within Windows? In any case, you'd need Linux that boots with all the power management, touch-streen, location, g-sensor, etc. drivers up and running, which might require a little prep work on another system before attempting.

  36. The example physics test... seriously? by scatbomb · · Score: 2

    Did anyone see the example test questions in the office 365 demo screenshot? Are physics tests really like that now? If this is representative of how low academic standards are... we're screwed. Every single answer (except the 1st I guess) is completely wrong yet 5/6? Are you joking?

    1. Re:The example physics test... seriously? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Every single answer (except the 1st I guess) is completely wrong yet 5/6? Are you joking?

      What do you expect when you get the marketing department to check your physics exam.

    2. Re:The example physics test... seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also the text on the other screenshot contains errors:

      Focusing on millenials will give Contoso a unique opportunity to take a market leadership position and demonstrate quality, consistency and innovation to new customers.

  37. Re:You mean, doing exactly same thing as Chromeboo by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Chromebooks have Play Store (and sideloading APKs/Linux with some hackery irrelevant to an average user). These laptops have Microsoft Store, not sure about developer sideloads. Seems up to which app/game selection you prefer?

    No. Not the same thing. The Play Store for one is useful.

  38. S stands for... by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    OK, don't tease me, just tell me. S as in "Sucks" ?

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  39. Targeting kids like McDonalds in the 70s. Spying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get kids comfortable with Spying at an early age.