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Study Links Decline In Teenagers' Happiness To Smartphones (pressherald.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Press Herald: In a study published Monday in the journal Emotion, psychologists from San Diego State University and the University of Georgia used data on mood and media culled from roughly 1.1 million U.S. teens to figure out why a decades-long rise in happiness and satisfaction among U.S. teenagers suddenly shifted course in 2012 and declined sharply over the next four years. Was this sudden reversal a response to an economy that tanked in 2007 and stayed bad well into 2012? Or did it have its roots in a very different watershed event: the 2007 introduction of the smartphone, which put the entire online world at a user's fingertips?

In the new study, researchers tried to find it by plumbing a trove of eighth-, 10th- and 12th-graders' responses to queries on how they felt about life and how they used their time. They found that between 1991 and 2016, adolescents who spent more time on electronic communication and screens -- social media, texting, electronic games, the internet -- were less happy, less satisfied with their lives and had lower self-esteem. TV watching, which declined over the nearly two decades they examined, was similarly linked to lower psychological well-being. By contrast, adolescents who spent more time on non-screen activities had higher psychological well-being. They tended to profess greater happiness, higher self-esteem and more satisfaction with their lives. While these patterns emerged in the group as a whole, they were particularly clear among eighth- and 10th-graders, the authors found: "Every non-screen activity was correlated with greater happiness, and every screen activity was correlated with less happiness."

158 comments

  1. Yeap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    We produced zombies not teenagers... Now wait for zombie apocalypse...

    1. Re:Yeap by ls671 · · Score: 2

      Talk about zombies!

      A girl walked in between subway cars while hypnotized by her cell phone because she thought she was actually walking through the subway car door.

      Sadly , she got crushed and died.

      View surveillance cam video here:
      https://globalnews.ca/news/514...

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  2. Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1, Informative

    There is no question in my mind, that if we could somehow undo the glut of psychology and sociology majors that plague society, that reports on our unhappiness would decrease tenfold. I predict similar reductions in rates of autism, AD(H)D in children, SAD, PTSD and video game induced violence.

    The difficulty is what do you do with a group of people whose skillset seems primarily concerned with witchcraft and magic, without turning them to religion, in a society that is replacing cashiers and fast food workers with computers? Our best option is sanitation, and perhaps we turn into a society with really clean streets.

    1. Re:Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Self driving Uber street sweepers. "Move it human!"

    2. Re:Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Autism doesn't have anything to do with Psychology. My kid has three gene mutations affecting his abilities to speak, eat and learn. But his autism is nearly undetectable at plain sight, he looks healthy and athletic. So please stop talking nonsense, thanks.

    3. Re:Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Solutions in search of problems. Nothing new here.

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    4. Re:Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe, but we can definitely do without the telephone sanitisers.

    5. Re:Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by gweihir · · Score: 1

      It is you that is talking nonsense. What you do is called "Faulty Generalization" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
      It makes you statement completely irrelevant.

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    6. Re:Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is no question in my mind, that if we could somehow undo the glut of psychology and sociology majors that plague society, that reports on our unhappiness would decrease tenfold.

      Ah yes, the old "if people would stop telling me about issues then I can pretend that those issues don't exist" solution. You've come up with a brilliant plan.

    7. Re:Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Autism doesn't have anything to do with Psychology.

      Say what?!

      That's like saying cancer has nothing to do with medicine.

      What the GP is alluding to is our disease model of mental health. If one is not "normal" then one must fit into some category.

      Now with the fetish and pop psychology, everyone has to have something wrong with them to spend $$$$ on self help books - SHAM - and therapy.

      In the olden days, your child would have just been called different or eccentric or maybe something worse. Now with the disease model, he has to be labeled. And what sucks about labels - even medical diagnosis - it can be just as damaging as any other name or label.

      It also turns folks and their parents into victims.

      And I learned that if you put 10 psychologists and psychiatrists in a room for a diagnosis, you'll get 15 different diagnoses. Meaning, your kid could have - probably has - been misdiagnosed. Autism is a kind of fad condition like ADHD and kids that show any sort of deviation from "normal" are slapped with one of those diagnoses.

    8. Re:Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by Kiuas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is no question in my mind, that if we could somehow undo the glut of psychology and sociology majors that plague society, that reports on our unhappiness would decrease tenfold. I predict similar reductions in rates of autism, AD(H)D in children, SAD, PTSD and video game induced violence.

      First of all: violence has gone down consistently over the last coople of decades in all western societies despite a notable increase in violent media, so the link between violence and games/media is not as widely accepted by professionals as you seem to think, there was just recently a story about this here on Slashdot. Second of all, the illnesses/conditions you listed, especially autism, all well understood and documented.

      This is akin to saying if you remove all the doctors no-one will get cancer because there's no-one to diagnose anyone. Sure you won't get reports and stats on it anymore, but that doesn't indicate you've actually done anything to alleviate the problem.
      '

      The difficulty is what do you do with a group of people whose skillset seems primarily concerned with witchcraft and magic

      So it's okay to brand an entire branch of modern science 'withcraft' because you lack any understanding of it? What the fuck?

      People actually do get depressed. As someone with friends and family that have suffered from depression I can tell you it's not 'witchcraft' because you can se the difference in the individual's mood and behavior even without being a psychologist or a psychiatrist. The mind is the result of the electrochemical processes in the brain, and if those processes are disturbed, that affects the state of mind of the individual, often negatively and in ways that can actually be detected with imaging technology and effectively treated with clinical methods, both pharmacological and therapeutic, so claiming that the entire field of research studying these conditions and searching for cures is 'witchcraft' ranks among the most ignorant statements I've ever read on this site.

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    9. Re:Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You say that now, I keep hearing that from so many people but just so you wait when you get an ear infection from your smartphone and get allergic to it, then you come crying and begging and promising your firstborn but then it will be TOO LATE!!!

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    10. Re:Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By sanitation I guess you mean "ass wiping" ?

    11. Re:Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by DickBreath · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you know Jesus' parable of the Good Samaritan?

      In a nutshell: A man has been beaten and robbed and lies on the road side bloodied and unable to get up and help himself. A rabbi comes along, and walks around the poor man on the far side of the road to avoid any contact.

      A pair of psychology majors come along, and say: Oh, this is terrible! Whoever did this to this poor man is a victim of society and desperately needs our help!

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    12. Re:Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen.

      Soooo tired of studies that "prove" "This popular thing/activity/food has this horrible effect on this group".

      Hey! I could create a Slashdot headline generator with that. hmmmmm....

    13. Re:Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Witch actually means wise, as in wise woman. Some examples of witchcraft.
      Giving Willow tea to treat aches, pain and/or fever. Willow's active ingredient is basically aspirin.
      Using Foxglove to treat dropsy, a heart condition. Foxglove is also known as Digitalis and is used to treat heart conditions today.
      Putting cowpox or smallpox scabs in the eye. This became popularized as inoculation, which led to vaccination and elimination of smallpox today.

      The real problem is not understanding witchcraft.

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    14. Re:Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by mentil · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand. He's accusing psychologists of ACTUAL witchcraft, performing demon-possession rituals to make people depressed, to drum up more business for themselves. Like firefighters who set blazes.

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    15. Re:Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because Autism was never real to begin with. Their "meltdowns" are nothing more than temper tantrums. Those diagnosed with Autism grow up to think they are special little snowflakes that don't have to work a lick. They are snowflakes that they meltdown at the slightest disruption to their spoiled little way. As such the liberal psychologists created the DSM so they can get their entitlement checks every month without working. Fortunately President Trump and the good Republicans in congress are in with more on the way once the dumbocrats are defeated as the stupid ass socialists they are. Once they are they will eliminate the biggest welfare program of them all, social security. I am eager to see these autistitards have their little temper tantrums once they must finally work for a living, just like the rest of us. If they go Adam Lanza meltdown on us they will find themselves on the wrong side of a gun and shot without hesitation.

    16. Re:Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you remove all the doctors the incidence of cancer would probably reduce quite dramatically. That's because many more people would die of other, easier-to-cure diseases, so they won't live long enough to get cancer (which is pretty much the killer-of-last-resort in our society).

    17. Re:Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no question in my mind, ...
      Ah, just what slashdot needs - more "believers".
      Fuck do I get tired of listening to such ignorant rants.

    18. Re:Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sad by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Demon-possession rituals? I always wanted to possess a demon.

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  3. Rise of SJW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's because of the rise of SJW and fourth wave feminism.

    1. Re:Rise of SJW by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      What caused what, though...

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    2. Re:Rise of SJW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neckbeads that never got over the "scared of the boogeyman" phase.

    3. Re:Rise of SJW by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Who? I think you lost me with that one...

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  4. "the 2007 introduction of the smartphone" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    "the 2007 introduction of the smartphone"

    Excuse me, but I've had a smartphone way earlier than 2007.

    1. Re:"the 2007 introduction of the smartphone" by kenh · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't you know that Smartphone = iPhone, so since the iPhone was released in June of 2007, that means smartphones were introduced in 2007.

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    2. Re:"the 2007 introduction of the smartphone" by geekmux · · Score: 1

      "the 2007 introduction of the smartphone"

      Excuse me, but I've had a smartphone way earlier than 2007.

      Sure, some of us had smartphones prior to 2007.

      And we have no idea how our company was able to afford the smart part of it, since smashing the "WWW" button meant being charged an ungodly rate per MB.

    3. Re:"the 2007 introduction of the smartphone" by ReeceTarbert · · Score: 1

      You might think you had a smart phone earlier than 2007, but you really didn't. [...] In 2007 - 2008, that's when we got real browsers that delivered the real HTML web that people wanted instead of using watered-down half-assed "WAP" sites

      Hey, Steve! How's life down there?

      Could you please tell my grandfather Bob to stop pestering me in my sleep? Assuming you're not too busy with that reality distortion field of yours, eh?

      RT.

    4. Re:"the 2007 introduction of the smartphone" by nintendoeats · · Score: 1

      I hate Apple. My Dad had smartphones going back into the early 2000s, which replaced iPaqs and that sort of thing. The iPhone was monstrously better than anything that existed prior, and was the first device to make smartphones mass-market items. For the majority of the world, the iPhone was the first smartphone that mattered. While the post is technically incorrect, in practical terms it is as true as it needs to be for the topic at hand.

    5. Re:"the 2007 introduction of the smartphone" by ReeceTarbert · · Score: 1

      The iPhone was monstrously better than anything that existed prior, and was the first device to make smartphones mass-market items. For the majority of the world, the iPhone was the first smartphone that mattered.

      I agree about the mass-market appeal and the smart "take whatever technologies are available, make them work seamlessly together and wrap them in a good looking package" approach, but let's not forget that the very first iPhone:

      1) Didn't have 3G (which was already deployed across the rest of the world) but was using GPRS and EDGE for data transfer, and the "real web" at 64 kbit/s was not fun;

      2) Didn't have GPS (at least assisted GPS was quite common);

      3) Didn't have video recording;

      4) Didn't have copy&paste (again, a common feature);

      5) Didn't have MMS (likely because AT&T/Cingular didn't support the technology);

      And most notably: remember that Steve Jobs’ original vision for the iPhone was no third-party native apps. -- the App Store came later and apparently as a reaction to jailbreakers and developer backlash.

      RT.

  5. Re:Thanks, Obama by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    No, it's Shirley spending too much time on her Obamaphone. A generation earlier when Shirley's mother spent too much time on the big black wall phone, that was a moral panic too.

  6. its the smartphones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    not the fact that we live in a declining society were nothing else than money and shallow bullshit counts.
    no. i'm sure its the smartphones.

    1. Re:its the smartphones by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      If people are depressed about how badly the great centuari empire is declining from its glory days, then just cheer them up by giving them a smartphone.

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    2. Re:its the smartphones by war4peace · · Score: 1

      So I guess those who used a smartphone less were living outside of that same society?

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  7. Of course by jbmartin6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since this headline confirms my bias I will not read TFA and just assume it is 100% valid.

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  8. And what did they use for a Control Group? by nucrash · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Considering the fact that I was a teen suffering from depression. I know, I know, correlation != causation, but I remember a slew of depressed teens when I was growing up in the 90s. This is not a new phenomenon. So I am curious as to what they used for a control group?

    I don't buy into this study and would like see follow up studies to confirm this "link."

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    1. Re:And what did they use for a Control Group? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They looked at how often they were using smartphones and checked if this was correlated with reported happiness and other depression symptoms. There's no control group because real-world psych studies have both practical and ethical issues often with asking people to do things that may be harmful, but this is a standard method. They did also some stats analysis to try to check if the causal direction went the other way (depressed or unhappy people being more likely to use smart phones). I haven't looked at the study in great detail, but from my perusal what they've done here looks not at all unreasonable. Of course, one does want follow-up studies, as one always does, but we shouldn't dismiss a result when we don't like what it says. If the study had found no correlation whatsoever would you have immediately accepted that result?

    2. Re:And what did they use for a Control Group? by thebes · · Score: 1

      Sean Connery from The Rock

      "It's a grunge thing"

    3. Re: And what did they use for a Control Group? by swamp_ig · · Score: 2

      There's actually been quite a few studies now that show this is a thing. As much as anecdotes are not data, I've personally witnessed this enough times in my clients to feel it is accurate.

    4. Re:And what did they use for a Control Group? by Major_Disorder · · Score: 2

      It has been a VERY long times since I was a teenager. (An ungodly long time if I am honest.) But as I recall teenagers were never a particularly happy group. In fact most of the teenagers I knew were pretty depressed and moody most of the time.
      Nobody had smart phones. There were no smartphones. There were no cel phones. Also, get off my lawn.

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    5. Re:And what did they use for a Control Group? by mentil · · Score: 1

      The control group consisted of people on a waiting list to receive a smartphone.

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  9. Funny, I ran my own study by kenh · · Score: 5, Funny

    I recently ran my own, albeit limited, study on this very subject at my house and I found a direct link between my teenager's happiness and their use of their smartphones, although in my study I found a decline in happiness when I removed their smartphones , not the reverse, as this study purports.

    In one extreme case, my teenage daughter claimed that taking away her smartphone amounted to torture .

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    1. Re: Funny, I ran my own study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah that's called addiction.

    2. Re: Funny, I ran my own study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I feel like you are confirming the study and not contradicting it as you believe.

      Torture your kids, they will appreciate it later. They're going to hate you for a while anyway no matter what you do .

    3. Re:Funny, I ran my own study by rickb928 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm facing the same thing. Taking away my FD's smartphone will be considered, by her, as torture.

      So also is picking her up on time when her Wednesday group is finished, requiring her to finish her laundry in 24 hours, cleaning her room sufficiently to see 4 square feet of carpet clear of debris, taking her thyroid meds, and completing her school work - not earning passing grades, but completing assigned work.

      It's hell, I know. But the smartphone is not good for her. Now, since she's managed to crack the screen less than 30 day after it was repaired/replaced, and refusing to use a protective case, it's getting very easy to take the phone away. More so because profanity and public insults are incompatible with privileges.

      And yet, I know that if I take the phone, and the laptop, she will either go to work to crack the school firewall on her Chromebook, or more likely get a secret phone to circumvent my actions. I'll have to get the phone detector out and do regular searches, and watch her take the dog for a walk so she can dig the phone out of the bushes and keep up. Her social life is mostly SMS and game chats. Sadly, it's a negative influence on her well-being, and changing that is not easy, especially since she thinks it's normal-ish.

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    4. Re: Funny, I ran my own study by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Same with oxygen, you should see my kids gyrate like I was killing them when I put them in a vacuum. Damn addicts.

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    5. Re:Funny, I ran my own study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you've rediscovered addictive withdrawl symptoms.

      I'll bet that your teenage daughter would also be very unhappy if you gave her a nice raging heroin habit and then took that away suddenly too.

    6. Re: Funny, I ran my own study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give your kids all the smartphone time they want. They'll grow up to be so socially incapacitated that they won't be able to pass on your shitty ass genes.

    7. Re: Funny, I ran my own study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If my ass is hereditary, those genes should not be passed on.

    8. Re: Funny, I ran my own study by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Actually my fear would be that these smartphone junkies are the ones that get laid the most in the future with apps making sure that even the least desirable idiot to procreate could find someone to do it with.

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    9. Re: Funny, I ran my own study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, I was not being contrarian there. Just stating the obvious.

    10. Re:Funny, I ran my own study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I found that my happiness level increased by 28.6% when I deleted my Facebook account.

    11. Re:Funny, I ran my own study by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      Look on the bright side. Teen pregnancy and drug use is at an all time low!

      Apparently it's difficult to get pregnant if you never leave the house.

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    12. Re: Funny, I ran my own study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if they use an APP to prevent pregnancies?

    13. Re:Funny, I ran my own study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taking away my FD's smartphone will be considered, by her, as torture.

      Floppy Drive? Fire Department? Female Daughter?

      (Seriosuly, I don't know.)

    14. Re: Funny, I ran my own study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking Ditz.

    15. Re:Funny, I ran my own study by rickb928 · · Score: 2

      Foster Daughter. Sheesh, that's more common than that. Get out more...

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    16. Re:Funny, I ran my own study by n329619 · · Score: 1

      And yet, I know that if I take the phone, and the laptop, she will either go to work to crack the school firewall on her Chromebook, or more likely get a secret phone to circumvent my actions.

      If she managed to do that and earned a secret phone, the she deserves it. You'll never know. Maybe she'll become the next best security researcher.

      She says it's torture, I say it's opportunity.

    17. Re:Funny, I ran my own study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it really isn't:

      https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/FD

      I think you might need to get out more if you think people commonly understand FD as foster daughter.

    18. Re:Funny, I ran my own study by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      'earned a secret phone'

      Um, this is done in a few simple ways:

      - Take a friend's cast-off. Around here, kids have a 6s or 7+ in their dresser drawer waiting for a reason to be turned on again.
      - Lift one from a friend. Yeah, some of the kids don't secure their phones well, and she knows a guy who can pwn an iPhone in 1 minute.
      - Buy one second-hand. A week's allowance, maybe less.

      I pray she doesn't earn one by other means, but I can't yet lock her up. Probably never will be able to.

      And yes, she could qualify for an 'Obamaphone', she's a ward of the State. And she needs a phone, so if she lost the one we know about we would install a landline one, since she needs to be able to communicate privately with case workers, courts,etc. I wonder if I can give her a wired phone bolted to the TV stand with a 35 foot cord. Harrr....

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    19. Re:Funny, I ran my own study by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      It would seem to me to be a second or third option, unless you're oblivious to the foster world, and a lot of people are, or it isn't top of mind. AD would be Adoptive daughter, FFR. I don't have one of those yet.

      And of all 101 acronyms, how many could reasonable refer to someone or something that would relate to phone possession?

      Acronym Definition
      FD Fire Department - um, doh
      FD Friend - mebbe
      FD Finance Director - not really likely
      FD Flight Director - ditto
      FD Funeral Director - ditto ditto
      FD Family Doctor - um, triditto
      FD Familial Dysautonomia - so close, so far away
      FD Flyball Dog (canine performance title) - human?
      FD France-Diplomatie (French: France-Diplomacy) - individual?
      FD Force Démocrate (French political party)- ditto

      Yeah, I see thefreedictionary nailed that. Make it 102, k? thx, bibi.

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    20. Re: Funny, I ran my own study by kenh · · Score: 1

      Apparently it's difficult to get pregnant if you never leave the house.

      Yeah, because your daughter's bedroom is an inpenetrable fortress, rendering her completely cut off from the outside world - at least until her hair grows long enough that her boyfriend can scale the castle side with it...

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  10. Causation Is Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Online activities are obviously the cause of, and cannot possibly be an escape from, unhappiness with available offline activities.

    1. Re:Causation Is Obvious by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      To throw in anecdotal evidence, I sought out more screen time when I was seriously depressed. There's now more things I want to do that don't involve screens.

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  11. No shit they're depressed... by geekmux · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...take a good hard look at what they worship. They follow social media narcissists rubbing in an Insta-lifestyle that the average pleb can only dream of. If that shit was what I consumed all day every day, I'd probably be fucking depressed about my normal mundane life too.

    And yeah, Lifestyles of the Rich and Obnoxious has been around for a long time; the difference now is there's a billion people following their every move.

    1. Re:No shit they're depressed... by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, that can't really be the case, we had our share of rich idiots that we were supposedly admiring, at least if TV shows of my youth are any indicator. I didn't quite get it, but apparently there was a reasonable amount of people interested in the houses and lives of people who are rich to create whole TV series around that format.

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    2. Re:No shit they're depressed... by geekmux · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, that can't really be the case, we had our share of rich idiots that we were supposedly admiring, at least if TV shows of my youth are any indicator. I didn't quite get it, but apparently there was a reasonable amount of people interested in the houses and lives of people who are rich to create whole TV series around that format.

      Yes, and now we have 10,000 of those "series" being vlogged to a billion people that were never exposed to it before.

      Robin Leach wasn't rubbing in champagne wishes and caviar dreams every hour of every day around the entire planet either. Much like Superbowl advertising, volume matters.

  12. Shattering of illusions by niks42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It could be that before, they were in blissful ignorance of how people felt about them; with social networking, it isn't possible to ignore what people think of you, and how much better than you their life is, and who they spend their time with.

    1. Re:Shattering of illusions by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      It could be that before, they were in blissful ignorance of how people felt about them; with social networking, it isn't possible to ignore what people think of you, and how much better than you their life is, and who they spend their time with.

      Really? You think that social media "shatters" illusions, rather than allows all your friends to create the online illusion that their lives are wonderful, so that you can feel depressed at the comparison of their fake life with your real life?

    2. Re:Shattering of illusions by chispito · · Score: 1

      with social networking, it isn't possible to ignore what people think of you, and how much better than you their life is, and who they spend their time with.

      Well, some would say social networking is a strange game: The only winning move is not to play.

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  13. I can only be thankful.......... by lfp98 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ..........that I grew up before era of smartphones and social media. I mean, I always knew I wasn't very popular, but at least I wasn't confronted with an unavoidable digital readout of my unpopularity hundreds of times a day.

    1. Re:I can only be thankful.......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..........that I grew up before era of smartphones and social media. I mean, I always knew I wasn't very popular, but at least I wasn't confronted with an unavoidable digital readout of my unpopularity hundreds of times a day.

      Clicks and Likes are the metrics of social media popularity, and are valued by a Narcissist.

      I prefer the label Attention Whore. Helps to better define the fact that narcissism should be something society avoids, not turn it into a fucking career goal.

    2. Re:I can only be thankful.......... by pezezin · · Score: 1

      We are talking about teenagers, they seek popularity and social approval as part of their growing up process, just as we did when we were their age.

    3. Re:I can only be thankful.......... by geekmux · · Score: 1

      We are talking about teenagers, they seek popularity and social approval as part of their growing up process, just as we did when we were their age.

      Seeking popularity and social approval among a finite group of peers within a localized social circle defined the challenges of yesteryear. That social "circle" is now called Social Media, where teenagers are competing for popularity and approval with millions of other teenagers, including a lot of rich spoiled teens who consider Pleb Mocking a part-time job.

      Needless to say the challenge isn't the same as it used to be, and like YouTube monetizing minimums, the bar keeps getting raised higher and higher every day. Today it's filming suicide victims and chomping on Tide Pods. I cringe to think what's next to push someone to that plateau of viral popularity.

  14. Growing up before smartphones by Kokuyo · · Score: 2

    Well, I grew up before smartphones and was still unhappy. Come to think of it, I've been mostly unhappy since I was about sixteen.

    How does being happy work in the first place?

    1. Re:Growing up before smartphones by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Well, I grew up before smartphones and was still unhappy. Come to think of it, I've been mostly unhappy since I was about sixteen.

      How does being happy work in the first place?

      How did it work before you were sixteen?

      Contentment often leads to a newfound place of peace and happiness.

    2. Re:Growing up before smartphones by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      I played video games and watched TV. TV has turned to shit and since I have to work for a living, I lack energy for games. So yeah :D

    3. Re:Growing up before smartphones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for sharing with us the conclusions of your in-depth study based on a statistically significant sample of one.

    4. Re:Growing up before smartphones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you're going through life generally unhappy, make some changes. If you hate your job, do something else. If you are generally bored, get a hobby. If you are unhappy in your relationship, get out of it. If you don't have a relationship, get ye hence to Match.com or some shit and get out there and try.

      Just being malcontent and not doing anything about it for years on end isn't healthy, and in general makes people around you not want to be around you.

  15. Unit of measure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what units did they use to measure happiness to be able to compare with the past and come to any of these conclusions?

    1. Re: Unit of measure by swamp_ig · · Score: 1

      There's actually a few well validated questionnaires that can be used. They correlate with each other, and with objective outcomes like suicide risk.

      So... yeh.

  16. Alternate formulation by Cigaes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Alternate formulation of the conclusion: now that they can observe the world more easily, American teenagers start to realize how crappy the world really is, completely unlike the imagined perfect America they have been fed all their lives like their parents and their parents' parents, and therefore no longer feel the same entitlement and superiority towards the rest of the world.

    And now they see how crappy the world is, maybe they will try to change it.

    1. Re: Alternate formulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahahahaha. Spinmaster flex!

      For every idiot that wants to change the world, I encourage you to start in your own backyards. I'm looking at you SF and seattle, with you massive, unresolved, and worsening homeless problems.

    2. Re:Alternate formulation by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It could also be that they have information not only about their own country and their prospective future available but also access to information from abroad, and they notice that the perfect America is anything but perfect.

      When I was young, the US was the place to be. Everything was better in America. It was the pinnacle of progress, science, technology, anything was done in the US or it wasn't done at all. Movies worth watching were only made in America, tools worth using were at the very least designed in America and anything you could buy that was the latest and greatest was conceived and invented in America. Usually "from space research". That was the ad hook, if it was invented for space travel of US astronauts, it must be the best you could possibly have.

      Mind you, that was not the 1960s, it was the 80s.

      Since then, the vanish started flaking. Microelectronics is invented and designed in Japan, tools and toys are made in China, space is shared between Russia who does the man-rated stuff and China and ESA shooting up sats (depending on whether you want to do it cheaply or reliably it's either the one or the other), and what the US is now known the world over is them waging war with whoever looks at them the wrong way and religious nutjobs wanting to teach creationism in schools like it has any scientific merit.

      What's left is the movies. And let's be honest, even that's gone stale by now, you're about to lose that area too as soon as people are sick of watching movies where story, character development and content are cut for the all important diversity and acceptance message nobody really gives a fuck about when watching a damn MOVIE.

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    3. Re:Alternate formulation by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      Alternate formulation of the conclusion: now that they can observe the world more easily, American teenagers start to realize how crappy the world really is, completely unlike the imagined perfect America they have been fed all their lives like their parents and their parents' parents, and therefore no longer feel the same entitlement and superiority towards the rest of the world.

      And now they see how crappy the world is, maybe they will try to change it.

      Actually, what they "observe" is:

      1. Fake wonderful pictures of the supposed lives of their peers and stars, via social media, to which they compare themselves and feel inferior, and
      2. Insane freak out SJW stuff about how everything bad is someone else's fault, probably some old white guy's fault. Whipping them up into hate and anger.

      In any case, depression is not a healthy or useful response to anything. See Kramer's Against Depression.

    4. Re:Alternate formulation by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      When I was young, the US was the place to be. Everything was better in America.

      And even if that wasn't true, you had no way to figure that out.

      I think that's the real issue for teens. They now have 24hr access to watch the best stuff in the world being enjoyed by people who aren't them. That's a harsh place to be spending your time, especially in your formative years. Growing up, I didn't really know what I didn't have. I conceptually knew there were rich people in the world, and kids who had things I didn't have, but our worlds never crossed.

      If you look at the instagram and youtube stars, large numbers of them are flaunting their wealth. And ironically, making more money by doing so. It's a strange world these days, where in the past spending lavishly made you poorer, and now doing so can make you richer if you instagram yourself doing it.

      So teens now spend their time obsessively watching people having things they won't ever have. Wealth, power, popularity, a voice that reaches millions. A big question I have is whether or not they draw an accurate understanding of the rarity of that, or have a distorted view of the world because of it. I'd bet the latter.

      But yeah, that's got to be depressing. It's one thing to figure that out when you're an adult, but a whole different thing when you're in your formative years. That said, I wonder how much of a problem it really is. As the GP here noted, maybe if they grow up in the harsh light of reality, they'll be more likely to push for positive change in the world.

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    5. Re:Alternate formulation by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      It gets worse. Where in the past you had that feeling that people who were rich and famous were few and far between and that it was actually out of your reach, YouTube and Instagram show you that this could be you. Couple that with TV formats that push trashy wannabe-celebrities whose only redeeming feature is ... well ... I have no idea, they're basically the same dumb idiots that you come across walking down the streets.

      My guess is what makes people unhappy is the question "why them and not me?". In the past, you could point at something that bestowed celebrity status. Being born into a certain family, being able to sing or play an instrument or at the very least being at the right place at the right time. Today, there seems to be nothing "special" about those that come across as celebrities. At the very least I can't point at anything that would "earn" them their celebrity status.

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    6. Re:Alternate formulation by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      You omitted "Insane freak out alt-right stuff about how everything bad is someone else's fault, probably some non-white's fault." Social media outrage is an equal-opportunity sort of thing.

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  17. Yup! it is the cell phones and smart phones... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Real wages have not gone up for three decades, but that is not the reason.

    This generation is going to be less well off than their parents, that is not the reason.

    Life expectancy has peaked and for non college whites it has started decreasing perceptibly. Other groups will follow suite soon. That is not the reason.

    Future is bleak, except for the top few percent of grads in the "hot" field most remaining jobs do not require college degree, not even high school diploma, and those jobs are fast disappearing. That is not the reason.

    Healthcare is tied to the parents' job till you are 26, and after that if you don't land a job with healthcare you are neck deep in shit. That is not the reason.

    The dysfunctional political system has two parties, one obsessed with immigration and the other with tax cuts. Neither seem to care about the utter hopelessness felt by the second echelon of high school grads. Non college bound high school grads, or getting degrees in useless fields in college. They have no real hope. But somehow we expect them to be happy. Let us blame the smartphone.

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    1. Re:Yup! it is the cell phones and smart phones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...The dysfunctional political system has two parties, one obsessed with immigration and the other with tax cuts. Neither seem to care about the utter hopelessness felt by the second echelon of high school grads. Non college bound high school grads, or getting degrees in useless fields in college. They have no real hope. But somehow we expect them to be happy. Let us blame the smartphone.

      You may be right, but please don't give the government any fodder. Next thing you know, they'll be looking at the global happiness level during World War II, and determine the best way to raise morale is to start World War III...

    2. Re:Yup! it is the cell phones and smart phones... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2
      The joke's on you buddy. They don't need any reason to start another world war.

      If it looks like there is a possibility their patrons might benefit remotely, they will find some reason or the other to start another war. Weapons of Mass destruction or biological agents on mobile trucks or red mercury based nuclear weapons ....

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    3. Re:Yup! it is the cell phones and smart phones... by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1

      Future is bleak

      neck deep in shit

      utter hopelessness

      Proof positive that Maslow is a harsh mistress. This generation has a quality of life their grandparents never would have dreamed of, and it would be even higher if they had 10% of their grandparents' ability to be satisfied with what they have. But that's a tough perspective to pull off when they're surrounded with people like you constantly spreading negativity and discontent.

    4. Re:Yup! it is the cell phones and smart phones... by q4Fry · · Score: 1

      You sound depressed. Have you been using a smartphone lately?

    5. Re:Yup! it is the cell phones and smart phones... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      What makes you thing I sound depressed, Have I been using a smartphone lately?

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    6. Re:Yup! it is the cell phones and smart phones... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The grandparents of this generation grew up in the 60s or so. There wasn't as much stuff around, but there was a lot more hope and certainty. When you got out of school (at whatever level), you found yourself a job or husband, and were pretty much OK for the rest of your life. (That's not what actually happened, of course, but that was the general belief.) Their children would be better off than they were.

      In other words, personal futures were a lot brighter than they are now. That's a big difference.

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  18. I think they meant social media. by ruddk · · Score: 1

    I think they meant social media. Smartphones are more than social media.

  19. Better alternatives by petes_PoV · · Score: 5, Insightful

    By contrast, adolescents who spent more time on non-screen activities had higher psychological well-being

    Perhaps those were the adolescents who had more options, a wider choice of activities and a richer variety of alternatives.

    The children who only were able to sit in their bedrooms and goof around with a mobile phone, or PC, or were doomed to waste away their free time watching the crap that is TV - of course they would be bored, depressed, dissatisfied and angry.

    Though I suppose if they were all of those things, they wouldn't be invited to spend time with the other kids who were doing more interesting and fulfilling things.
    Chicken and egg?

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    1. Re:Better alternatives by ryanmc1 · · Score: 1

      My children have a plethora of things to do. I have bought them bicycles, scooters, RC cars, drones, board games, trampoline, pets, we have a neighborhood full of other kids their age, siblings, a park about a 5 minute walk away, I even bought one of my sons a 4 wheeler. What does he choose to do with his free time? Play video games (he does not have a phone, but is constantly begging for one, which I refuse to buy). I am pushing him constantly to get off those and go outside and short of physically dragging him outside it is almost impossible to get him to move. I have even put time limits on his electronic time and he would rather sit in his room and mope then go out and play. I fully admit that I may have dome something wrong to produce this kind of child, but I really think electronics are ultra addictive and somehow provide a stimulation that those other activities cannot.

  20. Correlation, something something by nctritech · · Score: 0

    Correlation does not imply causation. This is my first thought when I hear that any "study has linked X to Y." It may be true that screen time causes lower happiness but it could also be that they're unhappy already about things like the great recession and automation taking away low-skill jobs and Social Security being a thing they'll have to pay but will never receive and the ever-decreasing value of college degrees in the face of ever-increasing student loan debts and hearing about how much humanity hates one another constantly.

    Screen time is often escapist. Perhaps they watch screens to distract from the overwhelming circumstances around them rather than being sad because they use the screens. They may be a symptom and not the cause.

    1. Re:Correlation, something something by apoc.famine · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Good call! I wonder if there's any way to figure out if the study authors knew that correlation does not imply causation and tried to account for it before beating that dead horse in the comments somewhere.

      Guess we'll never know, huh?

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    2. Re: Correlation, something something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha, found the smarmy cunt.

    3. Re:Correlation, something something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may be true that screen time causes lower happiness but it could also be that they're unhappy already about things like the great recession and automation taking away low-skill jobs and Social Security being a thing they'll have to pay but will never receive and the ever-decreasing value of college degrees in the face of ever-increasing student loan debts and hearing about how much humanity hates one another constantly.

      Screen time is often escapist. Perhaps they watch screens to distract from the overwhelming circumstances around them rather than being sad because they use the screens. They may be a symptom and not the cause.

      The cause is their parents' failure to raise them in a productive manner, not the endless and predictable failure of progressive policies. In any case, good parents teach their children to succeed and be happy despite a world filled with sadness and misery, which has always been the case.

      Are you sure Putin and Russia aren't to blame somehow? Maybe you can concoct a theory. It "worked" for Hillary . . .

    4. Re:Correlation, something something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck are you even going on and on about? Got an agenda-shaped chip on the shoulder, much?

    5. Re:Correlation, something something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck are you even going on and on about?

      Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit. You are hopeless.

      Got an agenda-shaped chip on the shoulder, much?

      I always have a chip on my shoulder for reckless people who blame the failure of government policies for depressing kids. It's a ridiculous notion and absolves the real culprit -- bad parents!

      What kind of shape is an "agenda"? I didn't learn that one in geometry class.

  21. This just in by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    People who have information available on how shitty their outlook is are less happy.

    Where do I get money grants for research like this?

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    1. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who have information available on how shitty their outlook is are less happy.

      Where do I get money grants for research like this?

      please save us the drama and kill yourself now

  22. Go figure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ... spent more time on electronic communication and screens -- social media ...

    Teenagers who sit on their arse listening to another teenager saying "I am awesome", get depressed: Go figure.

  23. Perspective by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My life is mostly going to work, feeding myself, doing household chores, busying myself with regular hobbies, watching some TV and sleeping.
    What I post on my facebook profile are the relatively few times something exceptionally cool happens.
    What other people see of my life is how only exceptionally cool things happen to me.
    The same goes for everybody else's social media profiles, even though their lives are also largely mundane and routine.
    Instant access to the world presents us with a fake image of how much more fun other peoples' lives are than our own.
    How can this result in anything else but lower self-esteem and less happiness?

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    1. Re:Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So one must ask you the obvious question: if you think that this results in lower self-esteem and unhappiness, do you know why YOU continue to do it. I'm not trying to be rude (even if this is slashdot) . I'm genuinely curious.
      You seem to be aware of the effects, but you continue to behave in a manner that makes your contact list feel worse about themselves, because you post "only exceptionally cool things" that happen to you.
      Why do you do that?
      Do you like making your friends feel unhappy, inadequate, depressed?
      Are you not aware that, according to your own words, you continue DESPITE your awareness of it's effects?

  24. I'm glad I grew up before SmartPhones by gachunt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thank goodness I only had violent video games to play while listening to heavy metal music.

  25. Re:Thanks, Obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the Russians ! They hacked our phones so that we all fall in-between subway cars. Putin is overseing this personally !

  26. Re: Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine a world where there is an auto mechanic on every street corner. They are continuously shouting about the bad noises coming from your vehicle that may indicate problems. Does this improve your life or the overall operation of vehicles?

  27. Re: Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sa by swamp_ig · · Score: 1

    It's not an all or nothing proposition here. ADD and ASD very clearly exist in a big way in some individuals.

    The issue is more where to draw the line between disordered behavior and just unusual. Even the name of autism has been changed to reflect this more nuanced approach.

  28. Bullshit by rsilvergun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I just finished raising a teenager (and I'm paying for her college now). Smartphones aren't why she was unhappy. She was unhappy because the economy sucks. Specifically:

    a. When all the blue collar manufacturing jobs went overseas it meant the only path forward was college.
    b. This in turn massively increased competition for spots in college and more importantly for financial aid, the government portion of which has been getting cut since Clinton (though you wouldn't know it because it was all done by cutting state funding from the Fed, so if you're just counting subsidized loans it looks like more).
    c. This in turn upped the ante on her high school. Her workload was about 2.5 times what I had when I was a kid.
    d. Meanwhile the 2008 crash and the 6 years it took the economy to recover mean no car for her until college.
    e. It also meant moving around for me to find work and having a hard time fitting in at a new school without a lot of money.

    As always when shit goes bad, it's the economy stupid.

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    1. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you just blame part of the problem on your daughter not having a car in high school?

      Give me a break.

  29. Control Group and Technologies Controlled For by databasecowgirl · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While it is not necessary to have a control group, I was wondering if the findings could be replicated in other countries where smartphone adoption occured earlier than it did in the U.S.. Particularly in Finland.

    It might not be the devices so much as it could be the content accessed on the devices. In particular the rise of gamification of social networks which was resulting in a large number of articles being published about this in 2011 & 2012. The link below provides a compilation of many of these studies published about the time of the identified 2012 threshold.

    https://cyberpsychology.eu/art...

    1. Re:Control Group and Technologies Controlled For by UnderCoverPenguin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Another thing to consider is that parents are not allowed to let even teens be unsupervised. And because, in most families, both parents have to work, the easiest thing for parents to do is give their teens screens to keep them entertained.

      When I was a teen, I road my bicycle to/from school, the library and other places. I was allowed to go shopping with no adult supervision. as long as I called my parents to let them know where I was going, I was allowed to roam anywhere I could reasonably walk or ride my bicycle.

      If I had wanted, I could have spent all my time in front of my computer screen. Instead, I chose other options. Options that aren't available to today's teens.

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  30. What!? by coofercat · · Score: 1

    What! So buying an iPhone X for my teen won't make them happy? How am I supposed to buy their love now?

  31. Re: Darwin Awards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As much as I hate stupid people, I'd rather live with them than with people who lack empathy.

  32. "I knew it!" by jockeys · · Score: 1

    he thought, triumphantly, as he read the article (linked from /.) on his mobile device, "I just *knew* there was a reason I was so desperately miserable!"

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  33. Cell phone blocker by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Too bad they are illegal, and I could lose my radio-telephone license, but I would LOVE to have one carrying in my pocket as I work on equipment around a pretty large university campus. Especially the student union. Just watching the zombies with their heads buried in their phone & mac books suddenly go nuts when everything stopped working would be a hoot. I swear...I could walk around campus in a "killer clown" outfit, in between classes, and 80% of the students would never see me.

    1. Re:Cell phone blocker by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Some students are using those devices for educational purposes.

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  34. Re: Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's really crazy is that so many of these researchers seem to believe that happy teenagers exist or that they would be happy except for (fill in the blank). Have they ever MET a teenager?

  35. Oh noes, a complete surprise by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1

    They found that between 1991 and 2016, adolescents who spent more time on electronic communication and screens -- social media, texting, electronic games, the internet -- were less happy, less satisfied with their lives and had lower self-esteem. TV watching, which declined over the nearly two decades they examined, was similarly linked to lower psychological well-being.

    Perhaps this is backwards. A lower pscyhological well-being is linked to TV watching, social media, texting, electronic games, the internet, etc.

    When you look it it this way, it becomes a "complete surprise" to everyone, because there's no way someone a bit more depressed would become more interested in a hobby that feels less stressful, doesn't have a chance of resulting in more anxiety, provides a guaranteed amount of comfort, etc.

    Compare this to real live where you deal with people upset that something purple was purple, the various stories from voices from the hellmouth, the small but extremely hazardous chance your life partner becomes crazy, etc.

  36. Re: Darwin Awards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zombies lack empathy. So, you've just replied to a teenager.

  37. Study results in exactly what the analyst thought by zarmanto · · Score: 1

    Cognitive bias is the single largest corrupting factor in any given study, and the hardest to genuinely remove from the study. The result is that researchers are essentially absolute egotists; the only reason that they're conducting their research in the first place is because they're already convinced that they're right, and they just want to prove it to the rest of the world. Likewise for any researcher who attempts to disprove another researchers conclusion... after all, why would the go to the trouble, if they weren't already convinced that they could successfully disprove the conclusion?

    That said: if there is indeed any kind of correlation between the introduction of smartphones and tanking levels of happiness, I tend to wonder if perhaps the researchers were looking to the wrong core cause. For myself, I happen to know that my own happiness has taken a nosedive, since my wife learned how to use Find My iPhone to ensure that I'm not taking any unnecessary junk food detours or the like, before heading home from work...

    Ya know... I'm just sayin'...

  38. They could have just *asked* the designers by karlandtanya · · Score: 2

    Your users' happiness--that is happiness in general, not just positive metrics related to your product--is a threat to your business model.

    I see some folks chasing more/better/different. The people selling these things tell you "Congratulations on your purchase of your new widget". See? You're winning. But if I ask the more/better/different folks "Do you have enough", they take offence.

    If their users have *enough* they will stop sending you money.
    A wealthy man has everything he needs. A poor man doesn't have enough.

    This is deliberate. This is not new. It's been this way for a *very* long time.
    The solution is simple--if you don't the rat race all you have to do is realize when you've had.
    The solution is not *easy*. But it is simple.

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  39. Trust me, they know by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    if it's one thing a teenager knows, it's their social standing. Hell, if it's one thing _anyone_ knows in this world, it's their social standing. You don't need a computer program to tell you that.

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    1. Re:Trust me, they know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Social standing is not a well defined property. A teenager's perception of their own social standing may not correlate closely to anyone else's perception of it.

      Partly because teenagers crave approval, but not all approval is equal. Some will be desperately seeking it from their parents, others from whatever they choose to define as their peer group, yet others from largely imaginary groups that they think should be their peers, for whatever twisted reasons their neurotic minds can come up with. And for a significant but sad minority, the only thing that they think currently matters to them is the approval of one particular person whom they happen to have a crush on.

  40. I'm immediately reminded of by rsilvergun · · Score: 1
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  41. Correlation vs Causation by obenchainr · · Score: 1

    People who are depressed or sad often seek out others for support or just commiseration. That doesn't mean that being on social media is bad or making them depressed but that, perhaps, they're on social media because they're depressed or sad already.

  42. Zombie teens by Guppy · · Score: 1

    Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized:
    https://www.theonion.com/brain...

    1. Re:Zombie teens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting,

      Well, in fairness, except the texting bit that's been true for decades.

      Deadpool: LOOK! I'm a teenage girl, I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silence! So what's it gonna be: long sullen silence or mean comment? Go on, take your pick.

      Negasonic Teenage Warhead: ...You got me in a box here.

      Deadpool: AH-HAA!

      It's funny because it's true.

  43. correlation by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    study finds everything that happened in the last 10 years correlates with the existence of smartphones.

    --
    Nullius in verba
  44. Watamobile with dick pics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Study Links Decline In Teenagers' Happiness To Smartphones

    Tomoko Kuroki approves:
    No Matter How I Look At It, It's You Smartphones' Fault I'm Unpopular!

  45. Oh, you were finished? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, allow me to retort. What does an informed adolescent look like? What do you mean WHAT? Where you from, boy? Do they speak English in What? What. Does. An. Informed. Adolescent. Look. Like? Does he look happy? Does an informed adolescent look like a happy person?

  46. It's Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Study after study has shown that Facebook is toxic.

    Facebook empirically reduces happiness and productivity.

    It's a proven fact.

    Facebook has created negative value.

  47. Esteem and one's real live vs virtual lives by dasgoober · · Score: 1

    People only tend to post the best part of their lives onto their social media.
    But kids then compare these sanitized versions of other peoples' lives to their actual lives, and then feel that their lives aren't as good, affecting their self-esteem.

  48. correlation =|= causation by scatbomb · · Score: 1

    The general malaise is due to the decay of civilization. In this case, loss of personal contact with other humans is the issue, smartphones are merely a tool.

  49. Re: Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World Sa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The other way around is hard-work(tm) and less rewarding.

  50. NotSmartphones by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

    Smart phones are just a conduit - it's not the phones. The real problem, as may other studies have pointed out, is social media. Smart phones have allowed people to become addicted to social media. Remember, you could text before there were smartphones, so it's not texting.

  51. Instant communication and validation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Disclosure: I'm a high school guidance counselor

    I see much higher levels of depression and anxiety today than I did 10 or 15 years ago. I see a few factors driving this:

    --Validation of an activity. When many of us were growing up, if some student was caught doing something by their peers, it spread as a pure rumor. Now it spreads with photographic evidence and isn't spread by the relatively slow word-of-mouth but by much quicker social networking (I'll including texting in this as well). One could also include that "the internet never forgets" so that embarassing photo of you is shared, screencaptured, saved etc... These awful experiences that might have been done by previous generations are now just memories by a few people, and not archived in "your permanent social media record." (which is most likely only partially in your control, since you don't know who has copies of it).
    --Fear of Missing Out. Very common that students are now concerned that they won't have the latest or same gadget/clothes/items/vacation/party/event. They find out via photos/texts/videos very quickly and then realize that they don't have them. Many adults think of this as "keeping up with the Jones'" next-door experiences. Social media is carefully curated by the posters (everyone posts about their vacation, but not their fights with their spouse). At my school, the Jr/Sr girls create FB groups to post their prom dresses so that nobody else buys the same one as they do. While this seems good at first, it creates stress because it ends up being an arms race, for which many girls cannot compete financially, or that it leads to shaming.
    --Low Bandwidth Communication. Forms of communication that require "more bandwidth" are more effective. Text email phone call video call in person. Students, like most people are often shy about having critical conversations, and especially since they are kids, will fall back on what is easiest for them. Historically, if you broke up with someone, you had to do it in person or atleast over the phone. Today, a text to your high school bf/gf and it's over. The recipient of the message is blindsided with some truly awful information sent over a minimum effort medium and is never given the chance to have a conversation about it.

    1. Re:Instant communication and validation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up.

  52. The primary reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think the primary reason is FOMO. I think primary reason is that people are spending too much time being solitary and sedentary indoors starring at screens instead of going outside, getting some exercise, and interacting with people in person.

  53. Solution by godel_56 · · Score: 1

    Having a smart phone makes your teenagers unhappy. So the solution is obvious, take their phones away from them and they'll all be ecstatic. :-)

  54. Re: Oversupply of Psychology Majors Makes World S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since there isn't a shrink on every street corner, your example is hyperbole.

  55. Almost literal brainwashing by TJHook3r · · Score: 1

    I need to physically move my phone out of eyesight, otherwise it gets checked obsessively :( It's great for my company though.

  56. Could this be related to sleep? by Picodon · · Score: 1

    Here’s a hypothesis (with apologies if it’s dumb or obvious): screen time is somewhat addictive; perhaps not formally so, but let’s say that on-screen content (games, online social interaction, news reading, etc.) can be so engaging that it’s harder to put down than a book and, unlike a book or a book chapter, often lacks a well-defined “end”. This leads regular consumers of online content to cut down on sleep time (possibly with an even greater impact on teenagers and children who need more sleep than adults). Screen time may also affect the quality of sleep (studies have been done about that, I believe). Over time, this lack or low quality of sleep durably disturbs brain functions and triggers depression, cognitive problems, etc. In other words, it might not be the content (or the medium) itself that’s the problem, but lack of quality sleep.

  57. An essay by the study's author by tedlistens · · Score: 1
  58. I judge things I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BREAKING NEWS!

    Newest invention that everyone is talking about and grandmas still hate is causing new problems that have always existed!

    Correlation != causation

  59. I'm banking on the Great Recession... by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

    ...and not smartphones.

    --
    'He who has to break a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom.' -- Gandalf to Saruman