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German Navy Experiences 'LCS Syndrome' In Spades As New Frigate Fails Sea Trials (arstechnica.com)

schwit1 shares a report from Ars Technica, highlighting the problems the Germany Navy is facing right now. It has no working submarines due to a chronic repair parts shortage, and its newest ships face problems so severe that the first of the class failed its sea trials and was returned to the shipbuilders in December. From the report: The Baden-Wurttemberg class frigates were ordered to replace the 1980s-era Bremen class ships, all but two of which have been retired already. At 149 meters (488 feet) long with a displacement of 7,200 metric tons (about 7,900 U.S. tons), the Baden-Wurttembergs are about the size of destroyers and are intended to reduce the size of the crew required to operate them. Like the Zumwalt, the frigates are intended to have improved land attack capabilities -- a mission capability largely missing from the Deutsche Marine's other post-unification ships. The new frigate was supposed to be a master of all trades -- carrying Marines to deploy to fight ashore, providing gunfire support, hunting enemy ships and submarines, and capable of being deployed on far-flung missions for up to two years away from a home port. As with the U.S. Navy's LCS ships, the German Navy planned to alternate crews -- sending a fresh crew to meet the ship on deployment to relieve the standing crew.

Instead, the Baden-Wurttemberg now bears the undesirable distinction of being the first ship the German Navy has ever refused to accept after delivery. In fact, the future of the whole class of German frigates is now in doubt because of the huge number of problems experienced with the first ship during sea trials. So the Baden-Wurttemberg won't be shooting its guns at anything for the foreseeable future (and neither will the Zumwalt for the moment, since the U.S. Navy cancelled orders for their $800,000-per-shot projectiles). System integration issues are a major chunk of the Baden-Wurrenberg's problems. About 90 percent of the ship's systems are so new that they've never been deployed on a warship in fact -- they've never been tested together as part of what the U.S. Navy would call "a system of systems." And all of that new hardware and software have not played well together -- particularly with the ship's command and control computer system, the Atlas Naval Combat System (ANCS).
schwit1 adds: "Perhaps most inexcusable, the ship doesn't even float right. It has a permanent list to starboard."

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  1. AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    what they need is AI to fix all the issues, or maybe some sort of apps. if all else fails try hostfiles.

  2. Das Boot by jfdavis668 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ist nicht so gut.

    1. Re:Das Boot by IronDragon · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's as intelligible to someone who doesn't speak German as "LCS Syndrome" is to an English speaker who expects the summary to support the headline.

      It's not German. You can tell by the joke hidden inside it.

    2. Re:Das Boot by gfxguy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wikipedia:

      The littoral combat ship (LCS) is a dual-class of relatively small surface vessels intended for operations in the littoral zone (close to shore) by the United States Navy.

      No, I shouldn't have had to look it up. This is a nerd site - we know RAM, ROM, IC, STEM, we don't all know all the U.S. Navy lingo.

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    3. Re:Das Boot by religionofpeas · · Score: 3, Informative

      That explanation still does not explain what exactly the 'syndrome' is.

    4. Re: Das Boot by prefec2 · · Score: 2

      Modern Germany never won a war. The second German Reich won the German-French war. WW2 was lost due to bad tactics, a bad strategy and the inability to understand that you are not ten times more efficient than others in fighting and production of weapons. In short believing in the superiority of one's group does not make it superior. However, this inability helped to get rid of the fascists then. Maybe that helps for other fascists in future.

    5. Re:Das Boot by dr.Flake · · Score: 2

      Of course, every nerd here knows what you mean with all those acronymns

      RAM: Rapid alternating Movements
      ROM: Range of Motion
      IC: Intensive Care
      STEM: S-T-segment elevated myocardial (infarction)

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    6. Re:Das Boot by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      That explanation still does not explain what exactly the 'syndrome' is.

      I think it's clear from TFS that the syndrome is an acute case of being crap.

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  3. Perhaps They Meant Port? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps most inexcusable, the ship doesn't even float right. It has a permanent list to starboard.

    Seems to me it's floating right.

    1. Re:Perhaps They Meant Port? by OneoFamillion · · Score: 2

      They paid the listing price...

    2. Re:Perhaps They Meant Port? by Cederic · · Score: 2

      Back when they were trying to raise her off the sea bed the story was that she turned turtle due to the combination of open gun ports and idiots in armour making her top heavy.

      I guess they're less certain about that now.

  4. priorities by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

    since the U.S. Navy cancelled orders for their $800,000-per-shot projectiles

    Can't afford it. We've got a massive parade to put on.

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    1. Re:priorities by negRo_slim · · Score: 2

      Fretting over a parade? Even the mighty /. is infected it seems.

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    2. Re:priorities by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Fretting over a parade?

      Absolutely not. I love parades. I think the idea of the latest military hardware rolling down the street while members of the armed forces are forced to salute a guy who dodged the draft with four deferments, including one for bone spurs in his foot and who compared avoiding STDs to his "own personal Vietnam" is exactly what this country needs right now.

      In fact, he was classified 1-A in 1968, but re-classified as 4-F in 1972 after his dad bribed some New York draft board officials.

      Plus, military parades are always super-gay and gay stuff cheers everybody up.

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  5. Engineering Design is easy.... by bobbied · · Score: 2

    It's the integration and fielding that's difficult.

    I've always thought that the really hard part of any complex system deployment was the integration work. It's often overlooked and under planned in the original project plan and when it is planned, the inevitable sliding to the right of the schedule causes integration to get squeezed into impossible schedules. I've worked integration efforts where the original unlikely to succeed 6 month schedule got compressed into two weeks.

    I'm guessing the schedule slipped to far right, management wanted their bonus so it got fielded before it was going to work, so failure came as no surprise to the system integrators. Of course it failed acceptance, it failed our tests too.

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    1. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by AHuxley · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Re "It's the integration and fielding that's difficult."
      The Dreadnought https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... generation faced such generational change issues. How did the UK change so quickly and have so few issues?
      The UK gov supported a very good engineering company with the best leadership and top experts.
      The private sector made their parts on time and ensured all the parts delivered worked for their nations navy.
      Most of the better bands have the ability to do that "integration and fielding" as they have experts who can do that job.
      Want good parts? Pay for the parts from domestic experts and only hire the best domestic staff to work on mil projects.
      Stop using political trade deals with other less skilled nations boat builders to create a low cost navy.

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    2. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Underestimating the weight and the thing listing aren't integration problems, they are a symptom of a system rotten to the core.

      That they fucked up software engineering when they so utterly fucked up something so much more easily predictable is no surprise at all. The weight and balance should have been known before they started construction, how the fuck do you fuck that up?

    3. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by bobbied · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ECO's.... The bread and butter of arms makers.

      Oh? You want the toilets to flush? Well why didn't you say so before in your specifications? We can make that happen for only the small price of $$$$, sign here.

      Oh? What? You want the ship to turn right AND left? Again, I'm sorry, but that's not part of the original specification. We can make that happen though, just cough up some more cash and sign here... And, just to make sure, you don't want it to turn both ways at the same time right? Well, we need some $$ to make sure that last ECO covers one way at a time turning...

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    4. Re:Engineering Design is easy.... by Mal-2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A ship that lists is usually indicative of engines not being placed quite right, as they are easily the heaviest thing below the waterline. The fix for a cruise ship with this condition is usually to fill a compartment with ballast, often concrete. Generally there are some small compartments left unassigned for exactly this purpose. Fill one partly or completely to balance the ship and compensate for inevitable measurement errors in placing the engines. The rest are then available for storage, because it doesn't matter all that much exactly which three tanks (out of four) are available, only that you have three.

      I don't know if a Navy would be accepting of such ad hoc fixes, but the engines being misaligned slightly is so common that the fix is engineered right into passenger ships.

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  6. Re:lol by bobbied · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The new frigate was supposed to be a master of all trades...

    Gotcha, nobody who has ever seen combat spec'd the thing. Politicians are the used car salesmen of military hardware.

    Sounds like the F35 to me... Jack of all trades, master of none and a nightmare of last second engineering changes because more doesn't work than does the first time out.

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  7. Master of all Trades? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny

    The new frigate was supposed to be a master of all trades -- carrying Marines to deploy to fight ashore, providing gunfire support, hunting enemy ships and submarines, and capable of being deployed on far-flung missions for up to two years away from a home port...

    ...ahd invading France.

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    1. Re:Master of all Trades? by AHuxley · · Score: 3, Funny

      Re "carrying Marines to deploy to fight ashore"
      Some German ships planning a little excursion to Poland, doing a Polish "Battle of Inchon" with their Marines to keep Poland in the EU?

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  8. LCS by arth1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    In case anyone wonders what LCS stands for, it's "Littoral Combat Ship". Not that everyone knows what that means either, but it boils down to a jack-of-all-trades ship that's intended for close-to-shore operations, and not the deep seas.

    And yeah, they're the F-135s of the ocean. Overpriced, delayed, problems doing some expected things, and loved by those who love Swiss army knives, entertainment systems and all-you-can-eat buffets.

    1. Re:LCS by dryeo · · Score: 2

      Rule of thumb is a ship is a vessel that is big enough that it carries boats. A sub doesn't carry boats, so it is a boat.

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    2. Re:LCS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      LCS syndrome backgrounder.

      LCS is "Littoral Combat Ship". This is an idea that seemingly has some merit, but the ships have had many problems.

      There is a tendency in the US armed forces to keep making things bigger, and fancier, and thus more expensive. The biggest navy ships (aside from aircraft carriers which are a special case) are the destroyers, which cost something like $2 billion per ship. They need a lot of crew as well, and thus are expensive to operate.

      So the Navy started thinking that the Cold War was over, maybe we don't need every ship to be super awesome, and it would sure be handy to have a lot more ships. If you need a ship to interdict drug shipments, a destroyer is serious overkill... Thus the LCS.

      The LCS was supposed to cost around a quarter of a billion dollars (i.e. 1/8 as much as a destroyer), have a small crew due to lots of automation, and be able to do several different jobs. Oh, and be able to operate in shallow waters and even rivers (thus the "littoral" in the name). The "do several different jobs" part was going to be due to swappable "mission modules". You have lots of mine-sweepers, don't need so many, and need one more anti-submarine ship? Take a mine-sweeper LCS into port, pull off the mine-sweeping mission module, dock on the anti-sub module, and swap crews.

      Also, two shipyards submitted one design each. And the Navy decided not to choose one, but to request roughly equal numbers from both shipyards.

      Critics pointed out that these ships were not nearly as tough as older designs. Also they were designed with rather limited attack options (including a total lack of "over the horizon" attacks). The whole point of the LCS is that you can send them off by themselves to do odd jobs, but against any opponent stronger than a drug smuggler they would get in trouble fast.

      And China and Russia are starting to look like we could end up at war with either or both. The LCS was designed to fight drug smugglers and maybe speedboats but not modern navy ships.

      On top of the problems with the design, the ships themselves have been trouble-prone. Engine trouble, corrosion problems, all sorts of issues.

      And of course they cost way more than promised, about double. So they are about a half billion dollars or 1/4 the cost of a destroyer. Also, they need more crew than the original plan. And, the fast swapping of modules doesn't seem to work very well, so current plans are to build the ship, attach one module, and that ship will use that module for its whole service life.

      Now the US Navy has decided that they really need a new "frigate". They are calling it "FFG(X)", i.e. new experimental frigate class. This would be a ship less expensive and capable than a destroyer, but more capable than an LCS (definitely designed to be able to fight modern navy ships). The companies making the LCS ships are saying "hey, we can up-gun these things... just bolt on more weapons and stuff." But now the ships would be way over design weight, and one of the good things about them, the fast speed, would be compromised.

      So the Navy is looking at other options for the frigate.

      You know you can trust me because I'm a total armchair expert who has never been in the navy and doesn't know what he's talking about. But I read a lot of stuff. Anyway IMHO any acceptable frigate must have VLS cells... that's "Vertical Launch System" and the LCS ships were designed without them. Destroyers have lots of these. If the new frigate has a few, they can be loaded with a mix: some missiles for attacking targets on land, some missiles for defense against attacking aircraft, etc. A frigate with air defense, ship to ship defense, and some land attack missiles can be sent off on missions by itself. Even better if you send a couple of them to watch each other's back, I guess. The point is to keep using the Navy standard VLS modules and missiles, not some wacky new standard peculiar to the new frigate.

      Read more about the FFG(X) proposals:

  9. Ba dum. by Pascoea · · Score: 2

    It has a permanent list to starboard

    Yeah, most guys can sympathize.

  10. It is proud German engineering. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Funny
    The ship builder is owned by the same conglomerate that owns Volkswagen. They share the vehicle control software development team.

    They German Navy testers forgot to turn on the "generate fake data" mode during the acceptance testing. Soon it will be corrected and all the data will match the expected data so very perfectly. Just watch.

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  11. History repeats? by YukariHirai · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Going into World War 1, just about every power had at least some major equipment that was horrendously inadequate or impractical in some way. And/or just plain outdated. If we're as close to World War 3 starting as many people think we are, that's the situation now, between the new equipment like these faulty ships, the F-35, etc.

    1. Re:History repeats? by sysrammer · · Score: 2

      Er, so your saying, it's drones all the way down?

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    2. Re:History repeats? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      I'm becoming convinced that the next WW will be fought by nail-sized drones, carried to their target by suit-case-size drones, carried to their target by automated airplanes and/or missiles.

      Sure, unless Cheeto Hitler kicks it off before then.

      I was just talking about this with someone yesterday. Right now, we still have drone pilots. But even they will go away, when we are using swarms of small vehicles. No human will be able to make a useful contribution. Without delays and random aiming drift added, AI already crushes humans at playing RTSes. All that's missing, really, is the sensor packages.

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  12. Still Better than Canada by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At least they get something in the water. Canada issued contracts for new ships years ago and the shipyards still haven't started welding metal yet. It's another case of trying to keep the yards in business over building the proper ships for the Navy. We should have had the basic ship (hull, structures, engines, etc) built in a country that specializes in ship building such as South Korea and then brought them back to kit them out with all of the specialized equipment (RADAR, SONAR, weapons, communications, etc). We could have had ships in service by now.

    1. Re:Still Better than Canada by Leuf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What happens where there's a world war on and you can't get ships sent to you from Asia because that's the war zone and you have no shipyards of your own anymore because it was easier to outsource it during peacetime?

  13. Re:lol by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 2

    Or the space shuttle.

    On a "power point" style presentation, it sounds really good to pay a premium to get one great craft that can do 3-4 things well, instead of the weird mix of old fashioned kit that does one and a half things well. This will save money, right?

    But it is really easy to set the details of the requirements wrong and achieve something that is bad at everything for a high price.

  14. Re:lol by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 2

    Yet the space shuttle operation over the program's entire lifetime cost less than the F-35 and actually worked for the most part.

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  15. Re:lol by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

    They may have cost less than a totally unrelated piece of hardware, but they cost far more than simpler rockets that could do the same thing. The 'reusable' promise wasn't really delivered: the cost of refitting the space shuttle after each mission was more than the cost of building an entirely new rocket. The complexity from being able to collect a satellite and bring it back from orbit was hugely expensive, for a mission profile that was never used. The space shuttle is a big part of the reason that the Russians were able to massively undercut NASA for launch costs: they built cheap rockets that did one thing well, NASA built an expensive shuttle that did a load of things badly.

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  16. Re:WTF? Why would they call it that way! by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2

    Same reason the USA had an Iowa class Battleship?

    Or the Cleveland class cruiser?

    Or the Atlanta class cruiser?

    Or the Fargo class cruiser?

    Or...Yeah, I could go on for a while....

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  17. other warships that leaned to one side by Joe+Branya · · Score: 2

    The first purpose-built American aircraft carriers, the Lexington and Saratoga, had the same lean-to-the-side issue. They were laid down during WW I as battle cruisers, which were the size of battleships with less armor and higher speed. They were designed as scouts.

    When the hulls were converted to carriers in the 1920s they were designed to be part of the scouting force that screened the main fleet. So they carried
    8 x 8" guns (the same battery as a heavy cruiser) near the superstructure on the right (starboard) side of the ship plus, if I remember correctly, the superstructure was partly armored. Adding 2,000 tons to one side made them tilt so the fuel tanks on the left side of the ship were basically ballast, only usable in an emergency.

  18. Re:lol by pjbgravely · · Score: 2

    The complexity from being able to collect a satellite and bring it back from orbit was hugely expensive, for a mission profile that was never used.

    Never used? Here is one example.

    I'm sure there are more and who knows what happened on the secret military missions.

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  19. Re:lol by eaglesrule · · Score: 2

    The shuttle did do one thing well: it was iconic and served as an inspiration for youth to take an interest in science and technology and space exploration. I know I was one of them. For right or wrong reasons it was also a source of national pride.

    Sure it was expensive and inefficient, but its value isn't as quantifiable as military hardware or even rockets.