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Apple's HomePod Speakers Leave White Marks on Wood (bbc.com)
Apple's new smart speakers can discolour wooden surfaces, leaving a white mark where they are placed, the firm has acknowledged. From a report: The US company has suggested that owners may have to re-oil furniture if the HomePod is moved. The device went on sale last week after having been delayed from its original 2017 release date. Apple told Pocket-lint that it was "not unusual" for speakers with silicone bases to leave a "mild mark." But the gadget review site told the BBC it had never seen anything like this problem. The website's founder, Stuart Miles, told the BBC that a speaker left a mark on his kitchen worktop within 20 minutes.
This is simply the mark of awesomeness and will totally get you laid if chicks see it.
Only $29.95 at your local Apple store.
The users are obviously setting it down wrong.
Tim Cook has released the following statement... The Homepod should be levitated as it was designed to do. Sitting it on any surface will void the warranty and produce unsatisfactory sound.
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The speaker has to sit directly on the surface to get good base response. Using a coaster affects listening. So ironically, a glass iBass(@TM- I'm calling dibbs) for $49.99 might be the best solution.
sigs are for losers (except to point out that sigs are for losers)
No, it'll be concentrated Malic acid.
They should make the bottom have the contour of the apple logo. then you could sell it for a profit.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
On your furniture. It could have been worse. Now oil it, or take your furniture to the nearest and let an Apple genius do it for you for only 149 Dollars.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Elon Musk put an AI chip in its head.
If the mark left were shaped like Steve Jobs's visage, Apple users would be jumping for joy around the world. "My God! Steve has appeared in my living room!" The furniture would then be worth 10 times what it was worth before - because Apple users would buy it when sold. What Apple should go for in V 2.0 of the Homepod is leaving more than just a "mark". The Homepod should blast the wood it sits on in pieces, then send you to Apple's iFurniture website for a replacement, which is again blasted to pieces by your Homepod, and so on and so forth. The economics of this gets even more fantastic than you might think, because when the furniture gets blasted to pieces, the Homepod lands on the floor. So you need new furniture AND a new Homepod each time. Homepod V 3.0 may also blast your children to pieces. You can then go to the iChildren website and order robot children made by Apple. Those children will in turn play with the Homepod V 3.0, blasting the furniture, themselves and the Homepod to pieces. You can then go to iEverythingHasGoneToShit website and order replacements. Apple are geniuses.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Elon Musk put an AI chip in its head.
Woodworker here, goombah99 is talking out of his ass. Go ahead and put a heavy piece of plastic on your oiled wood cutting board and see how it won't leave a circle. I find it amusing that some asshole on slashdot can now just lie right through their teeth and be upvoted for it.
Next month Samsung selling speakers with chalk pre-applied to the bottoms.
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Bullshit. You do not know what you're talking about. That, or you do and you're lying.
White privilege in action.
How about a moderation of -1 pedantic.
He's probably just not oiling it right.