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Math Shows Some Black Holes Erase Your Past and Give You Unlimited Futures (vice.com)

dmoberhaus writes: An international team of mathematicians has found that there are theoretical black holes that would allow an observer to survive passage through the event horizon. This would result in the breakdown of determinism, a fundamental feature of the universe that allows physics to have predictive power, and result in the destruction of the observer's past and present them with an infinite number of futures. The findings were detailed in a report published last week in Physical Review Letters.

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  1. I KNEW IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before!
    Now!
    And will again!

    1. Re: I KNEW IT! by schure · · Score: 0

      I'm not in the field but not very far, and I don't recognize the names of the authors. That's a little fishy.

    2. Re: I KNEW IT! by michelcolman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm not in the field either, but I hope someone can explain this a little better since the actual paper is behind a paywall and the oversimplified and popularized Motherboard article doesn't make any sense.

      Motherboard says that the laws of the universe, outside of black holes, are supposedly deterministic. That's news to me, I thought quantum mechanics dealt with probabilities and there was no way to predict what part a particle will take. The universe plays dice all the time, it only appears to be deterministic on a large scale when the probabilities of the individual particles average out to a largely predictable macroscopic result.

      Then, what does it mean when they say your past is destroyed? Let me get this straight, you fall into one of these special black holes, you survive (which, I assume, includes your memories), yet your past is "destroyed"? I imagine they mean that the laws transfer to a different coordinate system where your past is no longer at negative time coordinates but simply nowhere at all. Which isn't really that unusual. Just use a different coordinate system (one tied to your body) and the past will be there again, still inaccessible at the usual negative coordinates (but formulas for describing your current environment will be very complicated). Pretty sure that's what they meant, right?

      OK, what about the unlimited futures? Again, I though quantum mechanics already gave us those. I guess it means that the future will be a lot more undeterministic than usual?

      Finally, the big discovery seems to be that you won't be destroyed by all the energy of the universe falling through the event horizon at the same time as you, thanks to the expansion of the universe. But what about spaghettification? Won't you still be killed by the enormous differential gravitation even if you survive the radiation at the horizon? How does the charge of the black hole prevent that from happening?

      Thanks in advance to anyone who can clear this up a bit more.

    3. Re: I KNEW IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Event horizon is a speculation

    4. Re: I KNEW IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They *might* be referring to the fact that while interactions are inherently non-deterministic, the wave equations themselves evolve deterministically over time.

    5. Re: I KNEW IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quantum mechanics is probabilistic... but black holes arise from relativity. Nobody has yet managed to make quantum mechanics and relativity play well together, and both are equally valid descriptions of the universe (though at vastly different scales).

    6. Re: I KNEW IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have an infinite number of possible futures you have 1/infinity chance of reaching one of them intact. You have an outcome indistinguishable from just frying at the Cauchy point, just a different explanation for the same thing happening, one with less loopholes.

    7. Re: I KNEW IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not news that you can survive entry in a black hole, for very large blackholes like those at the center of galaxy - they have low enough space time deformation at their surface (due to the very large surface of the horizon) that you would not be torn apart. Actually everything would look normal for a while - although as you approach the singularity you will indeed be torn apart at one point.

    8. Re: I KNEW IT! by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Motherboard is full of shit. A brief study of complex systems and emergence will convince most people of what many already know. Namely, that the universe we can observe is anything but deterministic. This is perspicuous and observable at the macro level, without even having to appeal to the mystical incantations of the quantum level.

      Looks more like a hype article based on false assumptions and completely eviscerated of any possible relevance by a combination of click-hunting and grant-hunting word sieves.

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    9. Re: I KNEW IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not in the field either, but I hope someone can explain this a little better since the actual paper is behind a paywall and the oversimplified and popularized Motherboard article doesn't make any sense.

      To the point of being incomprehensible. That's the state of scientific journalism today.

    10. Re: I KNEW IT! by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1, Troll

      They field they are in is "left".

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    11. Re: I KNEW IT! by dpilot · · Score: 4, Interesting

      > Finally, the big discovery seems to be that you won't be destroyed by all the energy of the universe
      > falling through the event horizon at the same time as you, thanks to the expansion of the universe.

      The catch here is that, "all the energy in the universe," may not be hitting you as you fall through the event horizon, but a lot will, more than likely enough to give you a Bad Day. You're only down from "infinity" to "the horizon observable over the black hole's future," still a pretty big number.

      > But what about spaghettification?

      Others have answered this, that the gravity gradients are soft enough around a big enough black hole.

      There is another fun fact here... For spinning black holes, which I believe means most of them, or at least the big ones we could think of entering in the non-spaghetti state, there are actually two event horizons, and it might be possible to leave from the zone in between them. Gregory Benford, physicist and science fiction author, set several books in that region.

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    12. Re: I KNEW IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "vastly different scales" leads one to suspect that relativity is just an emergent property of quantum mechanics, and not a "real" thing.

      Proving (or disproving) that is left as an exercise for the reader. ;)

    13. Re: I KNEW IT! by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      The catch here is that, "all the energy in the universe," may not be hitting you as you fall through the event horizon, but a lot will, more than likely enough to give you a Bad Day. You're only down from "infinity" to "the horizon observable over the black hole's future," still a pretty big number.

      Indeed, that's another thing I was wondering about but forgot to mention.

      For spinning black holes, which I believe means most of them, or at least the big ones we could think of entering in the non-spaghetti state, there are actually two event horizons, and it might be possible to leave from the zone in between them.

      Wow, you learn something new every day, thank you!

    14. Re: I KNEW IT! by sabri · · Score: 2

      OK, what about the unlimited futures? Again, I though quantum mechanics already gave us those. I guess it means that the future will be a lot more undeterministic than usual?

      It means that there is still a possibility that I get to have a threesome with Alizee and Selena Gomez. Now if I could only find a black hole...

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    15. Re: I KNEW IT! by Dr_Terminus · · Score: 1

      My guess is that what they meant to say is that passage through the event horizon would violate causality, not determinism.

    16. Re: I KNEW IT! by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

      Spaghettification is not a feature of event horizons, it is a feature of gravity wells. The spatial location where tidal forces turn lethal can be far below the event horizon of a very massive black hole, and higher for a small one.

    17. Re: I KNEW IT! by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      I'm not in the field either

      I'm in the field and just stepped in cow poop.

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      "That's the way to do it" - Punch
    18. Re: I KNEW IT! by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Motherboard says that the laws of the universe, outside of black holes, are supposedly deterministic. That's news to me, I thought quantum mechanics dealt with probabilities and there was no way to predict what part a particle will take. The universe plays dice all the time, it only appears to be deterministic on a large scale when the probabilities of the individual particles average out to a largely predictable macroscopic result.

      It looks like the article conflates determinism and deterministic. Determinism is roughly synonymous with causality, which is what I assume the paper is talking about.

    19. Re: I KNEW IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Observable at the macro level? Do you have an example?

    20. Re: I KNEW IT! by bentcd · · Score: 1

      Let me get this straight, you fall into one of these special black holes, you survive (which, I assume, includes your memories),

      It seems clear to me that to the extent that "you" fall into such a black hole, you are a particle not a human. Since, apparantly, once you're inside determinism no longer applies there is no way your human body with all its complex interactions will still function properly and you as a person will cease to be pretty fast.

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    21. Re: I KNEW IT! by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      It's getting them to join you into that black hole that's going to be the hard part...

  2. In the Tesseract... by junkdubious · · Score: 2

    Murph!!

    1. Re:In the Tesseract... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unf unf unf! Uuuuunnnnnhhhhhhhh, Don't stop, don't stop DON'T STOP!

    2. Re:In the Tesseract... by Headw1nd · · Score: 1

      Don' let me leave Murph!!!

  3. Let a mathematician go first by ITRambo · · Score: 2, Funny

    This seems risky, even if it were possible to approach a black hole. In this case, I'll choose to not believe what my teacher tells me.

    1. Re: Let a mathematician go first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already went first. Now there are many multiples of mathematicians predicting many multiples of universes.

    2. Re:Let a mathematician go first by sheramil · · Score: 2

      Given that the nearest candidate for a black hole is approximately 3,300 light-years away, isn't this all kind of speculative?

    3. Re:Let a mathematician go first by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well how would you know you sent someone in if their past got erased?

      the theory seems like a math foobar to me really, intuitively it cannot be true. of course the "erasing the past" in this sense I guess means something different, like they cannot access past information about themselves or something like that(meaning they're atom pulp) and have infinite futures (their atom pulp could become anything).

      how is that even a theory though?

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    4. Re:Let a mathematician go first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Theory and practice are the same in theory, but not in practice.

    5. Re:Let a mathematician go first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd probably be right. Math containing infinties doesn't really work. Infinity is a useful tool to put a placeholder on a number that is uncapped but ultimately, it's flawed. It can be proven that if you add up all the number from 1 to infinity somewhere along the line you get a negative number....Ok .....
      Finite Math is the only concrete Math and even then that has loopholes too. Math is a tool, it's not biblical,

    6. Re:Let a mathematician go first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd probably be right. Math containing infinties doesn't really work. Infinity is a useful tool to put a placeholder on a number that is uncapped but ultimately, it's flawed. It can be proven that if you add up all the number from 1 to infinity somewhere along the line you get a negative number....Ok .....
      Finite Math is the only concrete Math and even then that has loopholes too. Math is a tool, it's not biblical,

      Finite math is the only concrete math? What's the circumference of a circle again?

      As for the summing positives and getting a negative, try not using excel or a program that fails to inform you when you ask more than it is capable of outputting validly.

      Infinity... How many odd numbers are there? How many Evens? So at least... Two infinity? And how may fractions between each integer? Infinity? So at least infinity infinity.

      Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't useful.

      After all, if you take infinite infinity, or infinity squared, you get a square!

    7. Re:Let a mathematician go first by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > Math containing infinties doesn't really work.

      I don't wish to sound snide: But I think you'll find, if you look more carefully, that It works very well: Infinite series are much of the foundation of calculus. Even countable numbers, involve "infinities" because they are unbounded.

    8. Re: Let a mathematician go first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Math really does work well with infinities too. It just is hard to give proper rigorous desriptions at an elementary level without getting into quite deep waters. And no, adding 1+2+3+... doesn't give you something negative. What you refer to is zeta function regularization which is helpful, and is a way to attribute some meaning to infinity sums. Strictly speaking 1+2+3+... equals infinity. Now employing some tricks you can "attribute some meaning to it" by saying it is -1/12 but it is not strictly true. People write it as a convention in terms of the Riemann zeta value at -1.

    9. Re:Let a mathematician go first by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      It's all speculative until someone proves it in meat space, but seeing as the people involved are mathematicians they have little interesting in so doing.

      Actually it says at the bottom of the article that this probably will never happen, in fact the particular style of black-hole that makes TFS claims true may not even exist. Further, there are a lot of questions I have about the term "observer" and "making your past not exist".

      Because one way I interpret this is that you won't be destroyed, you will be unmade . Unless we ascribe some magic to my consciousness or even my macroscopic body that transcends physics, my "history" is nothing short of the history of every atom in my body, and how they all came to be at the same place at the same time. Unmaking that "history" seems like it would, most likely, dissolve me into a gas (with maybe a tiny, nearly imperceptable chance of me staying together unharmed). Similarly, a considerable amount of determinism is required to carry this meat-husk and it's thought processes forward from one moment to the next. From the sub-atomic level up there are various bonds and assemblages which require deterministic physics to stay together and keep me whole.

      I'm pretty sure I won't be volunteering for this experiment.

    10. Re:Let a mathematician go first by i_ate_god · · Score: 1

      perhaps you meant that physics doesn't work well with infinities.

      Infinities in math is fine and are used all the time.

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    11. Re:Let a mathematician go first by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Maybe a better way to put it is "Math treating infinity as a real number does not work."

      I am not sure if that is what this paper did, as I can't access it. (And likely wouldn't understand it even if I could.)

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    12. Re:Let a mathematician go first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The nearest candidate we can observe.

      There could be a small* one hiding behind Sirius and we'd never know. (Well, "never" in this case meaning the thousands of years for stellar drift to mess up that alignment.)

      *A few tens of solar masses. Much bigger and we'd probably see some sort of gravitational lensing, although that would be hard to see with Sirius in the way. Or we'd see the results of its gravitation on the motions of other stars -- if anyone's looking.

    13. Re:Let a mathematician go first by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Theory and practice are the same in theory, but not in practice.

      Theory and practice are different in practice, but not in theory

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    14. Re:Let a mathematician go first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Math containing infinties doesn't really work.

      I don't wish to sound snide: But I think you'll find, if you look more carefully, that It works very well: Infinite series are much of the foundation of calculus. Even countable numbers, involve "infinities" because they are unbounded.

      Actually there are many types of infinities...

      The "infinities" that are used in most calculus are talking about limit-sets where you can define convergence under some type a metric (meaning they are bounded). However, if you are "counting" (such as number of possible futures), there is likely a whole nuther type of infinity.

      In the relatively simple case of things that most people are familiar with we have the size of the infinity of the counting numbers (often called aleph-0). This is the size of your typical "infinite-series". However, there are even larger sets, the next one being the size of a set of things that can be ordered (aka ordinal numbers) like the set of all real numbers. That set is provably larger (often called aleph-1) .

      Although what we think of as "calculus" might work well for the smallest of infinities, we need to use more advanced math like measure/probability theory to think about the larger infinities...

      Perhaps it is even possible that "all-possible-futures" might be even a greater infinity than our understanding of math can even handle (e.g., aleph-omega) and we have to resort to axioms (similar to the axiom of choice) which of course are not provable with math (because they are axioms) so either are true, or not true. That may work well, or not very well depending on how much you assume that math represents what really happens in the universe...

    15. Re:Let a mathematician go first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think bigger. The Schwarzschild radius increases proportionally with mass, but the encompassed volume increases at the 3rd power. Hence for any uniform distribution of mass, there is some size above which it is a black hole. The Schwarzschild radius of all the matter in the observable universe, is the size of the observable universe. You may commence with the test when ready.

    16. Re:Let a mathematician go first by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      > Math containing infinties doesn't really work.

      I don't wish to sound snide: But I think you'll find, if you look more carefully, that It works very well: Infinite series are much of the foundation of calculus. Even countable numbers, involve "infinities" because they are unbounded.

      Actually, if you look more closely, and critically, you'll find that things aren't nearly as simple as you describe. For example, what you call "countable numbers" are neither infinite in number, nor unbounded. One hits hard physical limits as one tries to express bigger and bigger numbers. Computers have finite storage. Even if we imagine a computer as large as the known universe, with one bit in every Planck volume, there is only a finite number of numbers describable. The "set of all natural numbers" is really a fantasy. If one looks closely enough, the foundations of calculus are also quite suspect.

      The best discussion I've seen on many of these issues can be found in Norman Wildberger's Math Foundation Series, on YouTube. He takes a very critical look at modern mathematics, especially the ideas of infinite sets and "real" numbers. It's definitely worth a look.

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    17. Re:Let a mathematician go first by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      The list of countable numbers is quite infinite in number, at least in the mathematical sense. One can always add "one" to the largest known number and generate a new, larger element of the set. The availability of resources with which to write the elements of a set does not mean the set is not infinite.

      The idea of computational handling of numbers, and the difficulties of handling larger and larger recorded values, is built into the earliest models of a Turing machine, which assumed an infinitely long recording strip on which to record data and transactions.

      > , there is only a finite number of numbers describable.

      This is, ff I may say so, nonsense. Describing numbers is easily done at a higher level of abstraction. Given the approximate number of possible partcles in the universe of 10^86, I can trivially describe a far larger numnber as 10^100. We do not have to enumerate every single value in order to discuss a larger number. I think you're confused or being confused by just such an attempt to abstract and automatically apply limitations of one system to a very distinct and richer system, and then to ignore or the built-in structure of the second system. This will lead you to some very confusing places mathematically, philosophically, and even in engineering terms.

    18. Re:Let a mathematician go first by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      This is, ff I may say so, nonsense. Describing numbers is easily done at a higher level of abstraction. Given the approximate number of possible partcles in the universe of 10^86, I can trivially describe a far larger numnber as 10^100.

      Ah, but even at a higher level of abstraction, there are only a finite number of descriptions possible. I'm not claiming that the set of all describable numbers is contiguous. There are huge gaps. For example, the number 10^(10^(10^(10^(10^(10^10))))) is easily describable but the vast majority of numbers between zero and that number are not. No matter how abstract and wonderful your description language, it must have a finite alphabet and there is only room in the universe for a finite number of symbols.

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    19. Re:Let a mathematician go first by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      > there are only a finite number of descriptions possible.

      There are a finite number of ways to write them due to, as you mentioned, limits on the availability of matter with which to write them. It is, if I may say, a gross fallacy to say that this therefore limits the maximum value of the descriptions. There are any number of notations available with which to write infinities, and extremely efficient ways to describe values well beyond the size of the numbers of the possible particles in the knowable universe. If I may describe one right now, it's possible to write an 8 on its side to represent a simple infinity symbol, which exceeds that number by a literally infinite factor.

      Various math involving infinities is demonstrably effective and useful. To present to others that infinities do not exist with a fallacious analysis of the size of the universe is.... Well, it's disingenuous and discouraging to mathematics and science.

    20. Re: Let a mathematician go first by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

      No no no no - they have PROOF that no fewer than 42 angels can dance on the head of a pin. The exact number is still under debate - some people say it's up to 700 angels. They have big math equations and everything. This is SCIENCE were talking about here, buddy!

    21. Re:Let a mathematician go first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      discouraging? how is that relevant to anything?

      there are no observable infinities, by definition. there may or may not be physical infinities (such as infinite numbers of universe-bubbles) but this can't be directly disproven (again by definition) so it's not science.

      you're welcome to play with huge numbers in your head and imagine 'infinities' and use them to play neat tricks of numerical approximation. doesn't mean they mean anything in the real.

  4. The afterlife? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other words, the afterlife?

    1. Re:The afterlife? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      In other words, the afterlife?

      Mmm...no.

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    2. Re:The afterlife? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      They mean pork belly futures.

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    3. Re:The afterlife? by mdhoover · · Score: 1

      Not orange juice futures?

    4. Re:The afterlife? by The123king · · Score: 1

      Depends if you pick the right black hole or not. Either way, you're not going to be coming back from it.

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    5. Re:The afterlife? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the lifeafter, or any combination thereof such as lifelife and afterafter.

    6. Re:The afterlife? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're going to kill all you nazi faggots - painfully.

    7. Re:The afterlife? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1
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  5. There's an Aqua Teen Episode for this by TheNarrator · · Score: 2

    "Math isn't going to bring you back from the dead"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    1. Re:There's an Aqua Teen Episode for this by The123king · · Score: 2

      We'll see about that when i load my brain into a computer simulation

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    2. Re:There's an Aqua Teen Episode for this by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2

      We already did.

      And we were really cruel about it.

    3. Re:There's an Aqua Teen Episode for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psh. If reality is all a big mathematical simulation then I'm not really "alive" anyway. Or am I? Hmm....

  6. True free will by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    requires that you to pass thru an even horizon...

    This may not apply to us humans. We are what our past made us. On the other hand we are what we are now so our past vanishes...

    Its all rubbish to me :P

  7. Donald Trump wants one of these about now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    But he'd probably just fuck that up infinitely also.

    1. Re:Donald Trump wants one of these about now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump has already failed all of his infinite futures. Mueller is his black hole, consuming his past.

  8. Headline is gobledigook by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Summary implies conflation of mathematical artefacts with physical reality. Real paper is probably quite dry and abstract.

    1. Re: Headline is gobledigook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all Jewish physics!!!!! A Useless lie

  9. Division by zero? by joao.cordeiro · · Score: 2

    This looks like a division by zero.. but instead of understanding the logical error that put them in that impossible situation and fixing it, they just keep on doing more math over it....
    When mass hits the speed of light, it does not travel back in time... It just louses all mass properties and turns into light.
    1/(x*x) will never be negative with a real input!!!

    1. Re:Division by zero? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      # Given equal nonzero values a and b:
      a = b
      # multiply by a
      a^2 = ab
      # subtract b^2
      a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2
      # factor
      (a - b) * (a + b) = b * (a - b)
      # divide out (a - b)
      a + b = b
      # observe that a = b
      b + b = b
      # combine like terms
      2b = b
      # divide out b
      2 = 1

    2. Re: Division by zero? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Factor is wrong

      # factor
      (a - b) * (a + b) != b * (a - b)

    3. Re:Division by zero? by should_be_linear · · Score: 2

      For all we know, nature is following rules of logic and mathematics, she cannot perform IF/THEN, SWITCH or GOTO statements.

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    4. Re:Division by zero? by MrDozR · · Score: 1

      # divide out (a - b)

      Can't do that boss, a=b so you're trying to divide by zero.

    5. Re: Division by zero? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its an equation evolving on both sides....

      (a - b) * (a + b) = b * (a - b)

      Can be true if a = b

      (0) * (a + b) = b * ( 0 )

      0 = 0 --> true

      The true error is as MrDozR points out is in # divide out (a - b)

      if a = b then (a - b) = 0 and you cant make that division.

    6. Re:Division by zero? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recipe to get infinite amounts of cake:

      Bake 1 cake.

      Now divide it by the number of ppl available. 1 cake / N people

      Now make no one want the cake. N = 0

      1 cake / 0 people = +oo cake / people

      Now you have a infinite amount of cake per people.

      Go end world hunger with it...

    7. Re:Division by zero? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct, but if you look at the title and the parent to which AC was replying it's clear that GP was deliberately providing an example of the error described by GGP.

    8. Re:Division by zero? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mass does not loose any properties. The reason why mass can not travel faster than light is because there is nothing to accelerate mass faster. If you were using light to get mass to the speed of light, no amount of more light would make it go faster than light can go. Mass still retains all the properties of mass.

    9. Re: Division by zero? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I asked everyone, twice, but they don't want any cake. What am i going to do with this infinite amount of cake, now? I blame you for this. And it's all Black Forest Gateau, you didn't warn me about that.

    10. Re: Division by zero? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should have said "factor both sides."

      The only error is the division by zero, which should have been obvious from the subject.
      (Hint: This is a famous false proof that's quoted nearly verbatim from the Wikipedia article.)

    11. Re:Division by zero? by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      Recipe to get infinite amounts of cake:
      Bake 1 cake.
      Now divide it by the number of ppl available. 1 cake / N people
      Now make no one want the cake. N = 0
      1 cake / 0 people = +oo cake / people
      Now you have a infinite amount of cake per people.
      Go end world hunger with it...

      The number of people who want the cake has no bearing on how much cake you have. If 0 people want your cake, you still have 1 cake. Just like having infinite people want your cake. Math says you'd have 0 pieces per person. The fact though is you have 8 pieces of cake, people 9-infinity are out of luck. ;-)

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    12. Re: Division by zero? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It shows that mathematical operations only work within a set equipped with rules.

    13. Re:Division by zero? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes an infinite amount of energy to get a mass to the speed of light. Gravitational time dilation will prevent matter from falling into a black hole in a finite amount of time to an outside observer. The energy realized from falling in to a black hole is enough to break the matter apart, I mean too hot for protons to condense, let alone molecules. But sure, the mathematicians try to make predictions based on what observations we have.

  10. Seriously? by little1973 · · Score: 1

    Physicists should not be mathematicians, they should be primarily physicists. Not everything is real what math allows. If that were the case, the SU(5)
      model (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgi%E2%80%93Glashow_model) would have worked.

    Mathematics can describe reality, but reality is not mathematics.

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    1. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Mathematics can describe reality, but reality is not mathematics.

      A claim often made, but no-one have succeeded.

      What we do know is that mathematics can describe models of reality that have been specifically made to work with mathematics.
      There are also other models that have been made with religion but those are mostly just wrong. (But interesting to mention as an example of non-mathematical models.)

      So far no models have been perfect and we do not really know if reality follow the same laws as mathematics yet.

    2. Re:Seriously? by dohzer · · Score: 1

      Applied vs Pure, etc.
      Keep hodling.

    3. Re:Seriously? by gotan · · Score: 5, Informative

      In quantum physics the approach of following the mathematical theory to its logical conclusion, how weird that may sound, has been quite successful. In any case such speculations make sense to test a theory and see where it leads to. Maybe it'll even lead to possible experimental tests of the theory (although I don't think humanity will have access to a black hole (specifically one that is big enough) to play around with.

      The Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen-Paradoxon is a good example of following a theory (here quantum mechanics) to it's logical conclusion. Effectively the "paradoxon" exposes the nonlocality of quantum mechanics i.e. it implies "spooky actions at a distance", a picture that clashes with our classical world view. Based on this an experiment was thought up, a test of the "bell inequality". Basically any classical theory that preserves locality should always fulfil the bell inequality. OTOH quantum mechanics predicts a violation of the bell inequality in experiments specifically designed for that purpose. Such experiments then showed a violation of the inequality. This means, that a classical theory (which would include locality) can not explain those experimental results (which are predicted by quantum mechanics).

      So the speculations of Einstein, Podolsky and Rosen about the strange consequences of quantum mechanic theory led to a fundamental insight about the nature of reality, namely that there are aspects of it that can not be explained by a "classical" theory that includes locality.

      So if one wants to test a mathematical description of reality one has to follow the mathematics to its logical conclusions and if possible test if these apply to the real world. Even if such a test is not possible it is often helpful to see what the implications of a mathematical model are. Maybe it leads to a better understanding, uncovers contradictions or shows that a theory is incomplete, but in some cases it can also lead to a deeper understanding of reality.

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    4. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The argument you are making is not that following mathematical theory necessarily results in success, but rather that sometimes it does. So to be clear, yes, there have been occasions where this approach has been successful, and no, that does not mean it will be successful in this case.

      In this case, I would go with occam's razor - it is much more likely that we don't know the math and physics of black holes enough to surmise extraordinary propositions in this paper.

  11. Only problem by gweihir · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Math does not apply to reality. It always only applies to an abstraction of reality and that loses accuracy, sometimes catastrophically as almost certainly happened in this case.

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    1. Re:Only problem by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well, it most certainly can't erase it's own past effects on the universe by entering the black hole.

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    2. Re:Only problem by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 3, Interesting

      well, it most certainly can't erase it's own past effects on the universe by entering the black hole.

      How can you be so sure? if it did, you wouldn't know.

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    3. Re:Only problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, it most certainly can't erase it's own past effects on the universe by entering the black hole.

      How can you be so sure? if it did, you wouldn't know.

      So true. History changes can never be observed if they are complete, because memories are history, too.

    4. Re:Only problem by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Well, at least if it can, then that would be dramatically unexpected ;-)

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    5. Re:Only problem by gweihir · · Score: 1

      And how do you know that? And why would that not also be subject to change? You can be sure that any smart person would not tell you about deviations between their memories and history. Dumb persons often do not even know history and for the few ones that do and notice a difference, there is the loony-bin.

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    6. Re:Only problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, it most certainly can't erase it's own past effects on the universe by entering the black hole.

      How can you be so sure? if it did, you wouldn't know.

      So true. History changes can never be observed if they are complete, because memories are history, too.

      And memories can be faked.

  12. Arxiv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://arxiv.org/abs/1711.10502

  13. Define observer and survive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A human surviving forever in one piece? Or a single particle stuck in time? Or?

  14. only God can do that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easy now. Just a joke.

  15. No. Math doesn't show anything by Guillermito · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People tend to believe that physics is applied math. It's not. The universe doesn't care about your math. General Relativity is a set of mathematical equations that were picked because they could model the observed experimental data. Yes, it proved to be a very accurate theory by predicting future experimental results decades after it was published. That doesn't mean that every single prediction will be true. So until an experiment can confirm these results, nothing has been "shown", as the headline implies. This doesn't mean these findings aren't relevant. On the contrary, finding these edge cases is what allows theories to be tested and be eventually replaced by a better model.

    1. Re:No. Math doesn't show anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Math is more pure and less BS. Really. Have you seen the equations for a steamy turd of BS? It's not pure and perty at all.

    2. Re:No. Math doesn't show anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      People tend to believe that physics is applied math. It's not. The universe doesn't care about your math. General Relativity is a set of mathematical equations that were picked because they could model the observed experimental data.

      The problem here isn't the mathematics or whether it applies to physics - or to reality, for that matter. The real problem is people's lack of insight - including many physicists. Take for example the idea of determinism - naively, this means that everything is pre-determined from some set of equations, which are assumed to have unique, well-defined solutions; but we already know of many cases where seemingly simple sets of equations behave chaotically. Now, I know well enough that mathematically, 'chaos' only means that a dynamic system is extremely sensitive to initial conditions, but since our understanding of quantum mechanics seems to indicate that we can't fix initial conditions of any system with arbitrary precision, there must be a limit to how deterministic any set of deterministic equations are in practise.

      The point I'm making here isn't really about whether either GR or QM are 'true' or model reality correctly - we already know they don't - but the fact that we know far too little to make sweeping statements about anything as profound as determinism and causality. Apart from that, I can't see that this new calculation concerning certain types of black holes says anything of the sort; time and causality are strictly local - time experienced being the path integral of something or other in the 4-dimensional space-time manifold - and whether you travel in a closed loop or otherwise pass through events (~ 4-dim points in space-time) that you have passed before, the time you experience is still only your own, individual, highly local time, which does not necessarily have much to do with the rest of the universe.

      A final point: mathematics is true - it is the only science that can claim to be absolutely tru, but the price we pay is that it is only true within its set of axioms. What this means is that as long as the axioms of any theory in the empirical sciences, match the reality we're trying to model, the conclusions of the theory MUST be correct - that is in fact the fundamental assumption behind the scientific method: it means we can falsify our assumptions by conducting experiments.

    3. Re:No. Math doesn't show anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The point you are making is entirely moot.
      Our current understanding of quantum mechanics already dictates that we live in an nondeterministic universe.
      Quantum interactions are already expressed as probabilities and uncertainties.
      Just look at nuclear decay. There is no way to mathematical model that can calculate when an atom will decay.
      Hell, they can't even predict what will happen when you collide two particles.
      You get several outcomes with different probabilities of happening.

    4. Re:No. Math doesn't show anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Our current understanding of quantum mechanics already dictates that we live in an nondeterministic universe.

      Our current understanding on quantum mechanics isn't necessarily correct.

      It could be worth to consider that all measurements we have ever done on quantum level are with methods and equipment design with the assumption of determinism being true.
      So quantum mechanics appearing to be nondeterministic causes a bit of a paradox.
      If determinism is proven to be false then we can not rely on the the measurements that led us to believe that determinism is false.
      Quantum mechanics being deterministic but extremely complex would be a much more convenient explanation.
      Unfortunately that would make maxwells demon come back and theoretically allow us to disregard thermodynamics. (But again, thermodynamics only really applies to macroscopic systems anyway.)

    5. Re:No. Math doesn't show anything by gotan · · Score: 1

      In some cases testing such "edge cases" may also prove that certain aspects of a theory, how unintuitive they may sound, are necessary for an accurate model of reality. E.g. tests of the bell inequality show, that any theory that describes quantum phenomena must be a nonlocal one.

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    6. Re:No. Math doesn't show anything by Goldsmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I am a physicist. This is not how quantum mechanics works. Probability and randomness are the result of measurement and not knowing the starting conditions. Should you completely know the quantum state (singular) of all the interacting particles in your system, you could exactly predict the outcome. Our change of "quantum state" to "quantum states" is useful to describe what we observe in the real world, but requires an assumption that the two "states" we're looking at are at some point separated by an infinite distance. This is a fine approximation, but not fundamental to physics.

    7. Re:No. Math doesn't show anything by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      I agree that math can't tell you "what is" (cf French existentialism, SK, etc) ... but perhaps the way we have modeled it indicates something that applies physically as well?

    8. Re:No. Math doesn't show anything by jfelix1010 · · Score: 1

      I am a physicist. This is not how quantum mechanics works. Probability and randomness are the result of measurement and not knowing the starting conditions. Should you completely know the quantum state (singular) of all the interacting particles in your system, you could exactly predict the outcome.

      I am not a physicist, but doesn't this assertion rely on the hidden variables interpretation of the uncertainty principle, which has fallen out of favor? If there are no hidden variables, then the uncertainty principle becomes a fundamental limitation and not merely a reflection of experimental limitations.

  16. Black hole mysticism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Only difference between black holes and neutron stars is black holes overcome pauli and everything collapses into a shared state. Big whoop. Assertions of "infinite density" are nonsense. There is no evidence single massive shared states have exactly zero extent or that length is not quantized and energy sure as heck is not infinite so jumping to "infinite density" conclusions is premature at best. Neither is there anything special about escape velocities approaching C. Of course there are effectively incalculable (yet not unlimited) futures embedded in the ginormous quantum state making up the black hole.

    Infinite density is a scam.
    Determinism is a scam.
    (Ir)reversibility as constructed is essentially a tautology.

    1. Re:Black hole mysticism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scam implies intent. It is more a matter of people dabbling in fields they don't know enough about.
      Mathematicians, oversimplified models and hybris converge way too often.

      The singularity model for black holes only applies outside of the event horizon.
      Mathematicians doesn't read the fine print and uses it inside the event horizon.
      That is how the wormhole theory was created too.

  17. Time Travel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't this imply a solution to the grandfather paradox in time travel?

  18. It's The Mandela Effect! by phonewebcam · · Score: 3, Funny

    Those experiencing it claim the past really did change and it's not their faulty memory. It's name comes from them remembering Nelson Mandela dying in prison in the 80's.

    1. Re:It's The Mandela Effect! by turp182 · · Score: 1

      There was a great new X-Files episode about this. No spoilers, but it reimagined quite a bit and it was hilarious.

      Info, with spoilers:
      http://www.vulture.com/2018/01...

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    2. Re:It's The Mandela Effect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can confirm it worked - just went through a suitable black hole, and lost all of my experimental notes and documentation documenting my plan! Now, even my family doesn't recognize me! Prove me wrong! o.0

    3. Re:It's The Mandela Effect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Often when I go into a toilet cubicle and I'm in a hurry I could swear I exit a different one than I entered.

    4. Re:It's The Mandela Effect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So who was it who got released in 1994 and became president of S.A. :)

      Also, from Snopes:

      "No single example of the Mandela Effect has generated more online buzz than that of the children’s book series and animated TV show The Berenstain Bears. Quite a few people who grew up with the series, it turns out, remember the title being The Berenstein Bears, with the name ending in “ein” instead of “ain” (with some even going to go so far as to maintain that the fictional bears’ surname was changed along the way to make it “less Jewish”):"

        This one is very easy to explain: Because "stein" is far more common in a name than "stain", so the brain, of course, will end up remembering it as "stein".

        No time shifts, spacial anomalies, HAARP, or space aliens to see here folks

  19. Deduced already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where do we get all these universes from otherwise.

  20. Article is gobledigook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Or maybe just the hypothesis being espoused is. It seems like an indeterministic universe where effect no longer follows cause would be completely antithetical to life. Our existence utterly relies on cause and effect, without it, the first problem would be creating matter at all, let alone organizing into elements, then minerals, amino acids, cells, cell groups, and so on.

    So... you don't have infinite futures if you were to cross the event horizon. You still have none.

    1. Re:Article is gobledigook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no future before you get anywhere close to the event horizon.

  21. Eureka! by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    All those parking tickets: gone!

  22. Kind of like religion by Powercntrl · · Score: 0

    Every time there's one of these multiverse/we're living in a simulation/you can enter a black hole without being spaghettified to hell articles, I'm reminded of why religion is so persistent: people just love making shit up and trying to convince others to believe it.

    On that note, did you know Bitcoin was invented by aliens? This crazy math formula I saw in my dream proves it!

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  23. determinism, a fundamental feature of the universe by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... determinism, a fundamental feature of the universe ...

    While we may wish for determinism, it has been shown long before that it does not exist.Since it was shown that we can not accurately know both the position of a particle and its speed, it has been proven that predicting the future is impossible because it is impossible to know the present, let alone calculate the future by using the present as a starting condition. So determinism is absolutely not a feature of the universe.

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  24. Finally a solution for forgetting my ex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and getting a infinitive number of new girlfriends

  25. Sorry, but no...MATH does not show that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Math just manipulates numbers. Add, Subtract, Multiply, Divide, etc... that's MATH.

    Humans assign MEANING to numbers.

    5/10=0.5 is MATH.
    5/10 where a human says this is L/D means the Lift over drag ratio is 0.5 to an aero person.
    5/10 where a human says this is I=V/R means that 0.5 Amps results from 5 Volts and 10 Ohms to an EE.

    MATH shows nothing on its own. Now, let's see what evidence these authors have for the idea that their equations have ANYTHING to do with what they are arguing.

    They could, to borrow from above (for simplicity) say that S=M1/M2 where S=a coefficent for how fast time flows in a black hole, where M1=mass of object crossing event horizon and M2 = mass of black hole..... then plug in 5 for M1 and 10 for M2 and get 0.5 for the coefficient the MATH would be "good" but there's nothing saying that the human meaning assighed to that math has ANY applicability or validity and thus the MATH says nothing more than that 5/10 = 0.5

    People need to become a LOT more skeptical in this era of more people with science degrees than the marketplace demands, and gazillions of science papers, many with subjects that SOUND "sciencey" but which will never be ACTUALLY TESTABLE in anybody's lifetime.

  26. Re:determinism, a fundamental feature of the unive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not quite, e.g.: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superdeterminism

  27. Quantum gravity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet that a quantum gravity theory would disallow breakdown of determinism, and this paper is only evidence that classic general relativity is flawed and needs to be adjusted for quantum mechanics.

  28. God is dead by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 1

    The future is ours!

    1. Re:God is dead by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      God was never alive to begin with because it was the invention of the human imagination.

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  29. Re:more ridiculous "science" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    string theory

  30. Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except for the part about how the paper says no such thing.

  31. After you, I insist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will hop in the black hole roller coaster right after you.

  32. Will wait for PBS SpaceTime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    To cover this ( if valid they no doubt will) already have a collection of blackhole episodes
    https://m.youtube.com/results?q=space%20time%20black%20hole%20&sm=1

  33. Discarding general relativity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If one discards Einstein's postulate that gravity causes time-dilation, then the idea that a gravity singularity causes a non-deterministic space-time (all time exists simultaneously), should also be discarded.

    1. Re:Discarding general relativity by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Sure, but GPS wouldn't work (or rarher, would be simpler) in that case. The weirdest things in the universe are proven by your phone existing.

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    2. Re:Discarding general relativity by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      If you think everyone else is stupid, you probably have it backward. A lot of that going around these days... 8-)

  34. History Eraser Button by zifn4b · · Score: 1

    So in other words, they supposedly discovered: The History Eraser Button. The JOLLY CANDY LIKE BUTTON. Sometimes when I read this drivel I wish someone did actually find the history eraser button to erase human stupidity.

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  35. Re:determinism, a fundamental feature of the unive by zifn4b · · Score: 1

    While we may wish for determinism, it has been shown long before that it does not exist.Since it was shown that we can not accurately know both the position of a particle and its speed

    This is just pure common sense sprinkled with a slight bit of meta physics. We know this is true for now because all methods of taking these measurements you describe involves "bumping" the particles in question thus changing their state. In order to truly know the state at some fixed time, we would need to plug into the back-end of the system from outside of it and to our knowledge this is impossible. From a software developer's perspective, this is akin to being able to write something directly from the system to the console log. It would require there to be a "command" to issue to the universe like: getPositionOfEntity(e) and part of the subroutine is writing the answer to some medium that humans can parse.

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  36. Who reads this stuff?? by burtosis · · Score: 5, Informative

    I hereby demonstrate my complete lack of understanding slashdot readers by linking to the full article on arxiv It's kind of an interesting mathematical exercise in the physics of charged black holes under various conditions but obviously does not reflect reality. For example, you would need a large positive cosmological constant, and an extreme ratio of charge to mass for this to be relevant. Further the clickbait headline implies some kind of retroactive erasure of the onserver when in reality it just means you can't reconstruct the past from future observations due to a breakdown in how the math works. This may not even be true at all because we know that general relativity does not fully describe spacetime at the extremes found at the surface horizons of black holes anyway.

    1. Re:Who reads this stuff?? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Thanks for saving the Slashhive hundreds of hours of lost time.

      Wait, did you erase a potential past? ;)

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  37. EU law by shayd2 · · Score: 0
    How long until the EU starts fining Google and Facebook for not utilizing these as part of their "Right to be Forgotten" campaign

    It would be a great help to the ECB's balance

  38. I like it! by Notabadguy · · Score: 1

    With my past destroyed, the one where I *didn't* enter a future-granting black hole and lived a mundane human life didn't happen.

    Infinite futures means that in one of my futures, benevolent aliens gave me two cloned Jessica Alba sexbots.

    WOO!

    Do I get to tell people I had a threesome with Jessica Alba now?

  39. yes and no by aepervius · · Score: 1

    On a fundemental level, eliminating large class of hidden variable, you have an unpredictible system. But while unpredictible it still follow a distributioon of probability, which when you go to the macro level end up eliminating it partially enough that our own macro world looks deterministic enough to be qualified as such. Think about it as newton physic versus GR, for a moving car newton is enough, for shooting a ball or cascading domino determinism is good enough. I would argue that as such the universe is deterministic enough for the most common human understanding of it.

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  40. Re:determinism, a fundamental feature of the unive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Determinism means potentially more than one thing. Something might be determined but that doesn't mean we can determine it. In a sense, just because you can't work out the guarantee doesn't mean there isn't one. I personally believe the universe has a duality to it. On a certain scale it's definitely deterministic in a sense. If you look out there all away across the universe for vast distances you see huge numbers of galaxies, stars, etc. Essentially the same thing over and over. When you also break those down it's because of an unimaginable number of particles behaving in the same way whether they're here or opposite each other on the furthest sides of the observable universe.

  41. Re:determinism, a fundamental feature of the unive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not about knowledge. Determinism doesn't claim that we would have to know both the position of a particle and its speed. Determinism asserts that motion of every particle is governed by some set of physical rules. Our ability to "predict" anything is not relevant to the question of determinism.

  42. Noooo! by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    and result in the destruction of the observer's past and present them with an infinite number of futures.

    Nooooo!!!

    That's just what they want you to think!

    Don't get on the carousel!!!

  43. There must be laws by dschiptsov · · Score: 1

    against spreading of pseudo-scientific highly abstract disconnected from reality unverifiable utter bullshit, like the laws against spreading of porn.

  44. Berenstein Bears and the black hole! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Berenstein Bears and the black hole!

    1. Re:Berenstein Bears and the black hole! by slew · · Score: 1

      Berenstein Bears and the black hole!

      The Berenstain Bears and the Wishing Star (the strong cosmic censorship edition)

      When Sister does some math on black hole event horizons, she loves it and wants to understand the implications concerning the cosmic censorship hypothesis . That night, Mama reads Sister a paper about "Quasinormal modes and Strong Cosmic Censorship". Sister wishes that the basic Photon sphere mode of a black hole is consistent with SCC and the wish comes true. Next she learns about pure de Sitter modes and wishes they are consistent with SCC and the wish comes true. Then she learns about Near-Extremal modes, but sadly the math seems to indicate they aren't always consistent with SCC. Sister is very sad, so Brother tells her that she has to be careful of believing in SCC, because black hole event horizon physics researchers don't listen to greedy requests for the universality of SCC. However Sister who apparently didn't learn a thing from the experience, and what Brother tells her, then says, "Well, two out of three isn't bad!"

  45. But volcanos by Kevoco · · Score: 1

    are so much more accessible

    1. Re:But volcanos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's only Hawaii, where we need to tape all the souls of the Galactic Confederation to tape strips in spacecraft shaped like B-52's and drop a thrermonuclear weapon on them. Of course, the last time we tried that, we wound up with all the leftover Scientologists to clean up.

      I could not possibly have made that up, it was L. Ron Hubbard in the secret teachings of "Operating Thetan VIII", the highest inner level of Scientology. The old Time magazine article about the cult is at http://content.time.com/time/m...

  46. This makes one huge assumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This makes one huge assumption: That black holes are infinitely dense. That is physically impossible. If it were true then a single black hole would absorb the whole universe instantly.

    The fact is, we just don't know very much about black holes.

  47. The only black holes I'm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...interested in are from horny babes like Jada Fire.

  48. First Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of the other posts are in the erased past.

  49. A Hawking Nova. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hawking Radiation, a slow and lumbering destructive process from outside of the black hole, is a nearly instantaneous event from a reference frame inside the event horizon. Due to time dilation a Hawking Nova destroys the black hole before the collapse can complete and form a singularity.

    There would be a breakdown all right, but there wouldn't be much of a future (your remains would be scattered throughout a cold dead universe where the last stars burned out trillions of years ago).

  50. The most interesting math results are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The most interesting math results are:

    The space and matter have the same nature, so basically there is no difference between space and matter.
    The time and matter have the same nature, so basically there is no difference between time and matter.

    Time is quantitative, it can be emitted and absorbed like an energy. We can travel in space with zero energy cost in no time spent inside of machine.

    Now a little bit of crazy ideas coming out of math:
    All events in the past, present and future happen simultaneously :-)

    This completely kills society we have built and foster.

    I can share link to the space/matter part of math work, but everything else being said is not part of any publication, it is just fun.

  51. Debby Downer by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Just to put a damper on discussions...
    1) "theoretical black holes", meaning they may not exist naturally. If they do, they could be rare. At any rate travelling to any of them in the near future is impossible.

    2) If one were to say artificially construct one of these things, in order for it to be big enough to fit a human though, it would have to be at least a certain size. A casual search indicates that a 5m event horizon black hole will have the approximate mass of Jupiter. So if it is constructed anywhere near Earth it will probably destroy it. If done in the solar system, could potentially mess with orbits catastrophically if not very careful.

  52. Deterministic Universe Assumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The inherent assumption of the entire paper of a deterministic universe is on dubious scientific ground. I wonder what conclusions could be drawn from the mathematics of this assumption were abandoned.

  53. That isn't you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a copy.

    1. Re:That isn't you. by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      It is a copy.

      Not according to my copy.

  54. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Math doesn't do anything, it's inert. It's people that make speculations. At this point you'd think Silly Valley has a crystal ball or magic mirror, and their predictions are about as useful.

  55. So, it's Control-Z by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Or for the more sophisticated among us, Command-Z.

  56. -1/12 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If these are the same kind of maths people as the ones that say the infinite sum of all positive integers is -1/12 then I will be putting them in the Dunce box too.

  57. Interstellar was accurate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chris Nolan is amazing!

  58. Sounds like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    an exploit.

  59. This is just dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please tell me you people don't actually believe any of this.

  60. Russia is behind thia fake news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are just trying to tease us to jump into black holes. Luckily I am not that stupid! I see what you did there Russia!

  61. nevermind...forgot to carry the 1 by lusid1 · · Score: 1

    oops, sorry about that.

  62. OK then, by no-body · · Score: 1

    Go, travel to a black hole, go through the event horizon and have the eternal life you always wanted and deserve.

    Wish you all the happiness you deserve!

    DT arrives at the pearly gate to enter heaven. Trumpets sound, the gates open and he is guided by two huge angles on his side to the throne with the almighty god.
    God addressed DT and asks: "Do you have anything to say to me?".
    DT: Ah, you are the guy sitting in my seat, get out!

  63. Bubble universes? by cwsumner · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me like they are describing movement to a different bubble universe, where you did not exist before. The math is incomplete, though, so it is not includng the bounds of the previous universe. Your history probably still would exist there.

    I wonder if their math encountered the square root of minus one? That usually indicates that there are other dimensions/degrees of freedom that were not taken into account.

  64. fixing mod mistake by doug141 · · Score: 1

    oops

  65. You know, I was just not saying that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    very same thing last week.

  66. Re:determinism, a fundamental feature of the unive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Determinism means potentially more than one thing. Something might be determined but that doesn't mean we can determine it.

    Repeat after me three times: "There are no hidden variables". The universe is non-deterministic, as elegantly put by aepervius above.

  67. Re:determinism, a fundamental feature of the unive by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2

    Just to nitpick: thr fact that we can not measure the present does not mean that the future is not deterministic.
    The particle you measure will go where it goes, unless you measure it. Then it is going where your measurement is deflecting it to.

    --
    Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
  68. Re:determinism, a fundamental feature of the unive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Helpfully, Laplace's deamon wikipedia page has a good section on debunking determinism.

  69. Here is the non-paywalled paper by Laxator2 · · Score: 2
  70. Woohoo, the true random generator! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Woohoo, the true random generator everyone has been looking for!

    And I am not the anonymous coward. I'm the true blue that doesn't have time to log on for frivolous comments. Stick that up your anti humor machine.

  71. I think the solution is... by Ken_g6 · · Score: 1

    That getting to the event horizon takes an infinite amount of time. So it will never occur. Hawking radiation will make the event horizon recede before you can get there anyway, and probably kill you in the process.

    --
    (T>t && O(n)--) == sqrt(666)
  72. Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't panic.

  73. Re:determinism, a fundamental feature of the unive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's bitztream the autism-hating, custom EpiPen-hating, Musk-hating, Qualcomm-hating, Firefox tabs-hating, Slashdot editors-hating Slashdot troll!

  74. Re:determinism, a fundamental feature of the unive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (...)/Superdeterminism

    ...which is also a human construct; an metaphysical attempt to get a way around the hard truth of non-determinism.

  75. Re:determinism, a fundamental feature of the unive by slew · · Score: 1

    Just to nitpick: thr fact that we can not measure the present does not mean that the future is not deterministic.
    The particle you measure will go where it goes, unless you measure it. Then it is going where your measurement is deflecting it to.

    That is one way of thinking about how the universe *might* work.

    Another way to think about it is a particle exists in a superposition state of many positions (each with their own probability), and it will effectively go everywhere, until you measure it and then all the things that it has interacted with in the past and transferred momentum to (even if they are now far away) are adjusted to be consistent with your current measurement.

    Although you might think the second way of thinking of how the universe might work as being too complex and dismiss it via the principle of Occam's razor, you should remember, that Occam's razor is only used to say that complex explanations should not be introduced unless *necessary*. Given the current amount of empirical evidence about the function of quantum mechanics, the simpler way of thinking doesn't seem to have sufficient explanatory power, so...

    As an aside, there is acutally QM way to do so-called interaction-free measurement as well. It may defy intuition, but there is evidence for these effects as well...

    For those who are not shocked when they first come across quantum theory cannot possibly have understood it. -- Neils Bohr

    The "paradox" is only a conflict between reality and your feeling of what reality "ought to be." -- Richard Feynman

  76. Bandit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...goes through a black hole, survives it, and all of the slit squeezes it endured over the years are undone.

      It also has unlimited futures.

  77. Re:determinism, a fundamental feature of the unive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the year 3,000AD

    Someone will stumble upon this article and laugh their guts out at how ridiculous and medieval all of this is.

      Hey, things like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning were once considered completely valid too.

  78. Somebody tell Heisenberg; somebody tell Bell; ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I read TFA right up to "the Universe is deterministic". I already know enough ignorant morons, i.e. journalists.

  79. Already there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I am already in a blackhole, cool. Guess this proves that theory that has been going around for a while.