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Thieves Steal 600 Powerful Bitcoin-Mining Computers In Iceland (apnews.com)

The Associated Press reports of a Bitcoin heist in Iceland where thieves stole some 600 computers used to "mine" bitcoin and other virtual currencies. "Some 11 people were arrested, including a security guard, in what Icelandic media have dubbed the 'Big Bitcoin Heist,'" reports the Associated Press. From the report: The powerful computers, which have not yet been found, are worth almost $2 million. But if the stolen equipment is used for its original purpose -- to create new bitcoins -- the thieves could turn a massive profit in an untraceable currency without ever selling the items. Three of four burglaries took place in December and a fourth took place in January, but authorities did not make the news public earlier in hopes of tracking down the thieves. Police tracking the stolen computers are monitoring electric consumption across the country in hopes the thieves will show their hand, according to an industry source who spoke on condition of anonymity because he is not allowed to speak to the media. Unusually high energy usage might reveal the whereabouts of the illegal bitcoin mine. Authorities this week called on local internet providers, electricians and storage space units to report any unusual requests for power.

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  1. What do they look like? by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

    At USD 2M, I am guessing they are rather large? Or, maybe not.

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    1. Re:What do they look like? by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      Oh, I forgot how to divide. Each computer is worth $3.3X10^3. They must be ordinary computers with bitcoin cards.

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    2. Re:What do they look like? by chrylis · · Score: 2

      Most likely Antminer S9s.

    3. Re:What do they look like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I get you're an absolute genius, but for us common folk, could you talk in ordinary denominations?

    4. Re:What do they look like? by syn3rg · · Score: 1

      The thieves also apparently violated Machrone's law in the process.

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    5. Re:What do they look like? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      GNAA trolled CNN into running a report based on their very obviously spoof website. This was back in the days getting CNN to run nonsense wasn't so trivial that anyone could do it.

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    6. Re:What do they look like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some botnet commands were embedded on that post, the malware just needs to access the link to that post and get the offset[word] for the specific command.

    7. Re:What do they look like? by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      In related news, Dutch news is reporting the theft of two wagonloads of tulip bulbs, which could be worth as much as a million rijksdaalder if the right buyers are found for them.

  2. Lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Unusually high energy usage might reveal the whereabouts of the illegal bitcoin mine."

    Pfft.

    1. Re:Lol by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

      Or a weed plantation. Or a datacenter. Or a trader in derivatives. Or maybe they stole some stirling engines as well and are generating their own electricity from volcanic heat.

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    2. Re:Lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you go criminal, you may as well combine these. Mine bitcoin on stolen equipment, use the waste heat for weed farming. Energy-efficient (green) crime!

    3. Re:Lol by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Or a weed plantation. Or a datacenter. Or a trader in derivatives. Or maybe they stole some stirling engines as well and are generating their own electricity from volcanic heat.

      The difference is that unlike these other data applications, mining servers do not have to be connected to the Internet. Energy usage is the only way to detect them.

    4. Re:Lol by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      > mining servers do not have to be connected to the Internet.

      I mean they have to be connected to the internet, if they plan to make any money from them anyway. I suppose only one coordinating server needs to have a constant connection, the rest could be behind a firewall of some sort, syncing the block-chain and results over 3G or something back to the coordinating server. But I believe bitcoin has about the longest block-chain difficulty, with difficulty to solve at an average of one block worldwide every 10 minutes and first results reported with a distinct advantage, so you would be hurting your profits a lot, if it takes more than 30 seconds for round trip communication to the internet, so any sort of physical barrier from the internet would need to be very small.

    5. Re: Lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TriHard Stolen laptop TriHard Neighbors wifi TriHard Adblock enabled TriHard

  3. Six hundred? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

    Who knew there were 600 computers in Iceland?

    The powerful computers, which have not yet been found, are worth almost $2 million.

    I have a feeling there is some "DEA accounting" going on here. You know the kind: "A pound of marijuana with a street value of over $5 billion dollars was seized today...".

    It's probably more like 30 computers, worth $90,000, and they're probably just stripping out the video cards to sell to gamers on Ebay.

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    1. Re:Six hundred? by Calydor · · Score: 2

      2,000,000 / 600 = 3,333.33...

      According to Tom's Hardware, a Geforce GTX 1080 runs between 600 to 1400 dollars. Each. Let's assume two in each machine at an average of 1000 dollars to get some quality gear without going overboard, that's 2000 dollars out of those 3000. Add in mobo, CPU, RAM, a hard drive etc. to have a working computer, which I assume these Bitcoin rigs are, and you quickly approach the 3000 target.

      But hey, math and logic doesn't lead to "OMG corruption!" comments, so you just keep doing you.

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    2. Re:Six hundred? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who knew there were 600 computers in Iceland?

      They're in Iceland because they use the cold ambient temperature for cooling.

      Iceland may use more electricity mining bitcoin than powering homes this year

    3. Re:Six hundred? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Why go for the GTX 1080? A Quadro P5000 is pushing that sort of price when new. Bitcoin miners do go overboard. They make a lot of money from this, so they invest in the best hardware.

    4. Re:Six hundred? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Who knew there were 600 computers in Iceland?

      Iceland is currently making big pushes into the datacenter business, off the back of the fact that they can give crazy cheap geothermal electricity and free Arctic air cooling. These two factors give a massive price edge, as other places have to pay higher electricity costs and air conditioning.

    5. Re:Six hundred? by Calydor · · Score: 1

      Because I'm not part of the Bitcoin craze and honestly have no idea what mining them requires other than "awesome graphics cards".

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    6. Re:Six hundred? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      So you have no idea what mining them requires, period, because mining Bitcoin doesn't use any graphics cards anymore.

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    7. Re:Six hundred? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      You can use a hydro plant in Iceland to generate electricity for your data center and use downstream water to cool said data center at the same time. And you don't even heat up the river significantly because of conservation of energy. It's a win-win!

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    8. Re:Six hundred? by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      Let's assume two in each machine at an average of 1000 dollars to get some quality gear without going overboard, that's 2000 dollars out of those 3000. Add in mobo, CPU, RAM, a hard drive etc. to have a working computer, which I assume these Bitcoin rigs are, and you quickly approach the 3000 target.

      How does another $200-300 get you from $3000? They scarcely need any CPU or RAM, the only thing they need is SLI. You can get that damned cheap if you go AMD. And of course you would, because Intel is a security nightmare.

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    9. Re:Six hundred? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Which is to your credit, although as it happens, "awesome graphics cards" are no longer a good choice for bitcoin.

      Dedicated hardware is used by major bitcoin farms. The high grade graphics cards are used for other scams. I mean, other cryptocurrencies.

      Even there though, your basic economics kicks in. Miners want to optimise purchase price, power costs and output, so super awesome cards don't give the price/performance that stepping down to slightly less awesome cards offer.

    10. Re:Six hundred? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't even need SLi.
      The level of cryptocurrency-related illiteracy here on Slashdot is amazing.

    11. Re:Six hundred? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who knew there were 600 computers in Iceland?

      They're in Iceland because they use the cold ambient temperature for cooling.

      Iceland may use more electricity mining bitcoin than powering homes this year

      Nothing wrong with that if they were going to use electrical heat anyway. It's not free heat, it's free cryptocoins.

    12. Re:Six hundred? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry - some of us just aren't that into Pokemon.

    13. Re:Six hundred? by oobayly · · Score: 1

      That's for seizures, in those cases the police like to inflate the value of the drugs in order to show what a great job they've done. This was the theft from a private individuals (or organisations). It's not so much in the police's interest to inflate the value of goods that were stolen, and that they've so far been able to recover.

    14. Re: Six hundred? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They use geothermal heat.

    15. Re:Six hundred? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      They don't need SLI (why would you decapitalize "interleaving"?) but they do need a motherboard with adequate PCIEx16 slots if they don't want to be hacking card edges down. Or whatever they call slots with less lanes than pins, I'm sure those would be fine.

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    18. Re:Six hundred? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even there though, your basic economics kicks in.

      Yet miners have still been buying the cards they've overpriced at said overpriced costs.

      So, unless you mean 'basic' as in 'basic white girl', no, a grasp of economics really isn't kicking in at all.

    19. Re:Six hundred? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shhhh... don't talk about this! Chris was on a top secret mission for his top secret 7 letter agency (SCCOESE).

    20. Re:Six hundred? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't need SLI (why would you decapitalize "interleaving"?) but they do need a motherboard with adequate PCIEx16 slots if they don't want to be hacking card edges down. Or whatever they call slots with less lanes than pins, I'm sure those would be fine.

      They use adapters that allow the PCIe 16x cards to be connected to 1x slots, they don't need more than that much bandwidth as the calculations are done on the card itself. Go look up some photos of these rigs and see for yourself, usually they have 6-8 cards per motherboard.

      But yeah, anyone serious about Bitcoin moved to ASICs long ago, GPUs are still used for other "alternate" coins.

    21. Re:Six hundred? by John.Banister · · Score: 1

      They're also in Iceland for the same reason aluminum smelting is. The geothermally generated electrical power there is very inexpensive. Residential consumption is only 4% of the power generated in Iceland.

    22. Re:Six hundred? by Tuidjy · · Score: 1

      Clearly, you've never worked in law enforcement. There are other purposes in inflating the prices of goods. Pushing the crime into a different category that allows harsher sentencing, getting more departmental resources, sheltering your team from extra cases, and what not.

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      As soon as quitting no longer meant that I was going to be a janitor for life, I chose a brand new career, in IT. Maybe I've been lucky, but the politics have been a lot less ugly. Or maybe it was going from Commie government organizations to a privately owned American manufacturer.

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    23. Re:Six hundred? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit! You had me for a while there but I did a double take and figured it out, POFL!:

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  4. Not 600 computers by Gaygirlie · · Score: 2

    The perps stole 600 GPUs. It was only 100 computers that were stolen, apparently each one with 6 GPUs on there. Translated quote: "There were 600 graphics cards, 100 power sources, 100 motherboards, 100 memory discs and 100 CPUs" -- http://www.visir.is/g/20181802...

    1. Re:Not 600 computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This deserves to be its own math word problem.

    2. Re:Not 600 computers by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Maybe they were stolen by gamers frustrated with the high price of gaming GPUs due to cryptocurrency miners driving up the price.

    3. Re:Not 600 computers by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      So, yet another "bitcoin" story that has fuck-all to do with bitcoin. A bitcoin GPU miner isn't even worth the floor space it occupies.

  5. No snow on roof... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just fly over a city and look for houses with no snow on the roof. Those will have dope plantations, meth cookers or bitcoin miners.

  6. Dumb Cryptocoin Thieves by mentil · · Score: 1

    Police tracking the stolen computers are monitoring electric consumption across the country in hopes the thieves will show their hand

    The computers are probably in China already, using cheap subsidized electricity, in a corner of a factory that runs ghost shifts. Good luck monitoring electricity usage to find that.

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    1. Re:Dumb Cryptocoin Thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The computers are probably in China already

      Now that would be some impressive logistics.
      It's not like you can just load them on a truck and drive across the border.
      Well, you can, but then your truck and computers will all end up in the Atlantic ocean.
      You'll need to find some space on some cargo ship, but then we aren't just talking about knowing someone to get your container on the ship without anyone knowing. It also has to be unloaded somewhere without someone asking "Hey, where are we going to put this unmarked container that apparently doesn't belong to anyone"

      using cheap subsidized electricity, in a corner of a factory that runs ghost shifts

      You can do that in Iceland. Aluminium smelters pay next to nothing for electricity there, but even if you don't sneak in on subsidized electricity China isn't that much cheaper than Iceland.

    2. Re:Dumb Cryptocoin Thieves by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Now that would be some impressive logistics.
      It's not like you can just load them on a truck and drive across the border.

      What? You can. You totally can.

      Well, you can, but then your truck and computers will all end up in the Atlantic ocean.

      Unless you drive them onto a boat.

      You'll need to find some space on some cargo ship, but then we aren't just talking about knowing someone to get your container on the ship without anyone knowing.

      Anyone except for the Chinese government, which owns the ship (effectively or literally) and is in on the deal.

      It also has to be unloaded somewhere without someone asking "Hey, where are we going to put this unmarked container that apparently doesn't belong to anyone"

      It's being unloaded in China, just like all the really valuable cars that are stolen in other countries. They get fake bills of lading before they even go into a shipping container and are gone within the hour.

      It's too bad you have literally no idea what you're on about. I'm not saying that these machines definitely went to China, but these machines definitely could have gone to China, via the mechanisms already in place for moving stolen goods to China.

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    3. Re:Dumb Cryptocoin Thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really that innocent? All sorts of contraband is shipped all around the world, just how do you think its gets places.

      Do you think that the manufacturers of drugs ship out street level quantities from their manufacturing area? Or that war lords buy their guns one at a time? There is money and power to be gained from shipping illegal things around the world, to think that every shipping company and port in any country is on the up and up takes some huge assumptions about humanity and no understanding of how economics works. Unfortunately a lot of people have a price and their silence can easily be bought especially if you compartmentalize information.

    4. Re:Dumb Cryptocoin Thieves by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Put the movie "Of Men and Horses" on your Netflix queue and you'll see how easy this is. Fishing vessels pass by all the time. For a case of Icelandic brennivin a Russian fishing crew will do anything you want.

    5. Re:Dumb Cryptocoin Thieves by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      Power in Iceland is pretty much the cheapest in the world due to all their geothermal energy.

    6. Re:Dumb Cryptocoin Thieves by mentil · · Score: 1

      The point is that you plug in somewhere you won't be caught and thrown in prison. China is a much better option than within spitting distance of the crime scene. There are enough cryptocoin mining operations in China (still) that it won't stick out nearly as bad.

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  7. Re:Blockchain Development by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blast away, you bloody crypto miners...

    Give us gamers our gaming cards back, you bastards!!!!

  8. The downfall of bitcoin I here by thewebsiteboy · · Score: 1

    Here comes another issues which may cause bitcoin value and price to fall

    1. Re:The downfall of bitcoin I here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? How can theft of a bunch of mining rigs cause Bitcoin owners/purchasers/speculators to conclude Bitcoin's suddenly worth selling off in bulk? Because that's the only way the value/price falls. Or do you mean there'll be more bitcoins on the market, making the price fall due to classic supply and demand?

    2. Re:The downfall of bitcoin I here by clovis · · Score: 1

      Here comes another issues which may cause bitcoin value and price to fall

      Why would Bitcoin price fall?
      Nothing has changed because theft has long been a common and practical route to obtaining Bitcoins.

      And I doubt that these thieves intend to do mining considering they stole GPU-based miners. Selling the computer parts for Bitcoins would be a quicker route to obtaining Bitcoins.

    3. Re:The downfall of bitcoin I here by clovis · · Score: 1

      And it's already over, 11 people arrested.

      http://fortune.com/2018/03/05/...

  9. Seen it before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paulie could do anything. Especially run up bills on the joint's credit. And why not? Nobody's gonna pay for it anyway. And as soon as the deliveries are made in the front door, you move the stuff out the back and sell it at a discount. You take a two hundred dollar case of booze and you sell it for a hundred. It doesn't matter. It's all profit. And then finally, when there's nothing left, when you can't borrow another buck from the bank or buy another case of booze, you bust the joint out. You light a match.

  10. Just set the 'illegal bit' by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    Stolen ASICs produce a merkle root with the illegal flag set so they won't be candidates for a generation block in the blockchain because it's impossible for them to generate a valid nounce. No one want illegal bitcoins, that would be like counterfeit money.

    This explanation shows how ridiculous the concept of 'illegal bitcoins' are.

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    1. Re:Just set the 'illegal bit' by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      This explanation shows how ridiculous the concept of 'illegal bitcoins' are.

      Which in turn shows how ridiculous the concept of bitcoin is. You don't own anything that someone (usually some government) won't help you keep, use, etc., because someone else will come to take it away from you in short order.

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    2. Re:Just set the 'illegal bit' by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      This explanation shows how ridiculous the concept of 'illegal bitcoins' are.

      Well, I was making a point that there is no such thing as 'illegal bitcoin', it's stolen computer equipment that is application specific.

      Which in turn shows how ridiculous the concept of bitcoin is. You don't own anything that someone (usually some government) won't help you keep, use, etc., because someone else will come to take it away from you in short order.

      All I have is addresses in the blockchain that someone says is worth something relative to something else. Even if they are worth nothing I still have them. When they are worth something they are a problem for the banking system because no bank fees are earned. That alone is a good reason, but it turns out it's not the best reason.

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  11. Two different incidents Re:Not 600 computers by ET3D · · Score: 1

    From that article, it looks like in addition to the 600 server theft (valued at 200 million), the aforementioned 600 GPUs, etc. (valued at 20 million) have been stolen.

    1. Re:Two different incidents Re:Not 600 computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next time please take your time to specify currency units. The 200 million in that article isn't US$.

    2. Re:Two different incidents Re:Not 600 computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      200 M ISK is just 2 M USD.

      But unless there is something magical about having 600 of something, it seems most likely that the two articles ARE referring to the same theft. It's just that at least one of them is written by someone who doesn't understand computers.

  12. Crime in Iceland by swb · · Score: 1

    I was hoping to see an ELI5 about crime in Iceland. With only about 335K people and what I'd guess is a decent Scandinavian-style social welfare system and an extremely low GINI coefficient, not mention being an island in the North Atlantic, I would kind of expect crime in Iceland to be very minor, relegated to interpersonal disputes or impulsive, drunken-type behavior.

    Heists? It seems like it would be difficult to create a criminal conspiracy and carry it out when you stand a good chance of running into someone you might know, if not a relative of some kind, everywhere. And where are you gonna take something you stole? Your choices are kind of limited if they don't involve a boat or the middle of a glacier.

    Or is there some weird Norse raider social pathology that nobody talks about going on in Iceland?

    1. Re:Crime in Iceland by Rei · · Score: 1

      Large-scale theft is quite rare here. Even car theft is. That said, it does happen; the rate is not zero.

      relegated to interpersonal disputes or impulsive, drunken-type behavior.

      You seem to know Iceland quite well ;)

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    2. Re:Crime in Iceland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet Iceland has e-bay ... and I bet selling hot GPUs on e-bay is a thing. Even little frozen islands are part of the modern world now.

  13. Amazingly thats actually a language by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    At first I thought it was a text to speech transcript of a cat coughing up a furball.

  14. Re:Blockchain Development by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #BringBackOurGPUs

  15. Genesis Mining? by hraponssi · · Score: 1

    There does not seem to be any mention of where they were stolen from. Genesis Mining is selling "cloud mining" services in Iceland, so my guess is from them. There are a few articles about them from 2014-2015 at least, mentioning cheap power and available cooling.. Their website lists several coins available to rent mining rigs for.

    So could be Bitcoin ASICs that were stolen, or could be some form of GPU mining rigs. Those GPU rigs typically host 8-12 GPU's on a single motherboard. And Bitcoin is only custom ASIC these days...

  16. Re:Blockchain Development by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    Not self-descriptive.

    How about #GPUsForGamers?

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    Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

    creimer wrote:

    I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

    Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

    creimer wrote:

    All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

    But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

    Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
    Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the king's horses
    And all the king's men
    Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
    Together again.

    Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Creimy's real pictures:
    Before the sex change:
    https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
    After the sex change:
    https://ibb.co/gVad65

  18. Unusually high electric consumption? by mysidia · · Score: 1

    Unusually high energy usage might reveal the whereabouts of the illegal bitcoin mine.

    Or a legal one. Or any of another thousands of possible businesses that require high electric consumption.

    I imagine most thieves would want a quick buck not to be running 600 machines in one place for a long period of time ----
    if they were collaborating and run the miners for themselves, I would suspect run they 60 10x-machine mining operations would be their strategy rather than 1 600-machine operation.

    If those that lost the miners are smart, they'll have been keeping records of equipment serial numbers and report them as stolen back to the manufacturer that probably has some backdoor-means of identifying their miners on the network or "remote beacon" method of locating their IP, for instance.

    Authorities this week called on local internet providers, electricians and storage space units to report any unusual requests for power

    Internet providers? Have nil to do with electric delivery.

  19. "untraceablecurrency" by Plugh · · Score: 1

    Quoth TFA:

    the thieves could turn a massive profit in an untraceable currency

    Bitcoin is not "untraceable", else many companies like IBM, Oracle, and a slew of startups would not be selling blockchain analytics tools. There are unraceable cryprocurrencies, like Monero and ZCash. But Bitcoin? No.

  20. Re:TÌM I LÝ - NHÀ PHÂN PHI M P by HiThere · · Score: 1

    Well, it sounds like an ad, but I can't tell for what.

    --

    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  21. "Mine"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mining is the only term for the activity. No need for "quotes" around it.

  22. miners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Earlier someone said S9. This is a purpuse built SHA256 ASIC computer that does nothing but mine that algorithm manufactured by Bitmain. Bitmains revenue exceeded Nvidia revenue last year.

  23. Electric usage by jtgd · · Score: 1

    Will they also be looking out for people installing solar panels?

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    J