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Oculus Rift Headsets Are Offline Following a Software Error (polygon.com)

Posted by BeauHD on from the out-of-reach dept.

Polygon reports that Oculus Rift virtual reality headsets around the world are experiencing an outage. The outage appears to be a result of an expired security certificate. "That certificate has expired," said the Oculus support team on its forums, "and we're looking at a few different ways to resolve the issue. We'll update you with the latest info as available. We recommend you wait until we provide an official fix. Thanks for your patience." Polygon reports: One place where users experiencing the issue are gathering is on the Oculus forums. Last night user apexmaster booted up his computer, tried to open the Oculus app and was greeted by an error indicating that the software could not reach the "Oculus Runtime Service." That same error is cropping up on computers all around the world, including several devices here at Polygon. Once it has appeared, there's no way to restart the Oculus app, which renders the Rift headset unusable.

111 comments

  1. SteamVR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about software that doesn't strictly rely on the oculus software, such as steamVR or homebrew software?

    Regardless, this is something Oculus had better put out a big mea culpa act for. There's going to be a lot of people going "Shit, why do I want a $500 headset that Facebook can take away from me at any time, again?"

    1. Re:SteamVR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, I went to check, and at the moment in Canada, my Oculus Rift appears to be functioning perfectly. Nothing broken.

      Could be USA only?

    2. Re:SteamVR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, after a reboot, it's dead as a doornail, and no -- SteamVR doesn't work either.

      I believe I was still ok because I was logged in prior to the issues showing up.

    3. Re:SteamVR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And confirmed that changing your computer's clock back a few days resolves the issue.

      Cool, I got that VR humble bundle a while back, I've been meaning to try it out.

  2. Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It sounds like The Cloud bites again!

  3. gridlock by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Oculus Rift Headsets Are Offline Following a Software Error

    This, except now imagine that it's your self-driving, no steering wheel car. Will the manufacturer give you a note telling your boss that you couldn't make it to work because of a buggy software update?

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    1. Re:gridlock by sheramil · · Score: 2

      Buggy software problem? Have you tried turning the horse off and on again?

    2. Re:gridlock by msauve · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not buggy software. The software seems to be doing exactly what it was intended to do. This is a fucking specification problem - some idiot decided that proper behavior is to shut down the system when a cert expires, instead of simply warning the user and asking if it was OK to continue. Or alternately, creating an infrastructure which ensures certs get updated as necessary.

      On a deeper level, who the fuck would ever pay for an Oculus product going forward when this just proves you can't actually buy one to own and they can shut you down at any time (CRL, anyone?).

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    3. Re:gridlock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this is more of an offline thing. Like signed executables. I've run into this before with GFWL games like Gears of War PC. They required an update after their built in cert became invalid. Bad design, but it would affect you whether you were online or not.

    4. Re:gridlock by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah... it's sort of hard to believe the bumbling that would allow a certificate to expire before realizing that it would shut down every single one of their users. I mean, I understand bugs slip through, but this is sort of astoundingly bad.

      More to the point, as you indicated, what the hell is an expiring certificate doing in their software anyhow? A normal code-signing certificate expires after a time, but the software that was signed with it does NOT expire. We now know that their device-critical software has a time bomb in it that only they can periodically reset, and they were already slipshod enough to miss the deadline once.

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    5. Re:gridlock by vtcodger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can't access it? Security feature. It's undeniably secure.

      Just wait until Ford or Toyota or VW inadvertently lets a certificate expire and a few hundred million vehicles glide silently to a stop ... wherever they may happen to be,

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    6. Re:gridlock by Sir+Lurkalot · · Score: 1

      Can't access it? Security feature. It's undeniably secure.

      Just wait until Ford or Toyota or VW inadvertently lets a certificate expire and a few hundred million vehicles glide silently to a stop ... wherever they may happen to be,

      Wish I had mod points...

    7. Re:gridlock by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 0

      Will the manufacturer give you a note telling your boss that you couldn't make it to work because of a buggy software update?

      You won't need a note.

      You'll be dead in the car crash.

      If it will make you feel better . . . the rescue workers will pin a note on your corpse.

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    8. Re:gridlock by WaffleMonster · · Score: 2

      More to the point, as you indicated, what the hell is an expiring certificate doing in their software anyhow? A normal code-signing certificate expires after a time, but the software that was signed with it does NOT expire. We now know that their device-critical software has a time bomb in it that only they can periodically reset, and they were already slipshod enough to miss the deadline once.

      This is what I don't get. If anyone who has a Rift not working check signing date of: c:\Program Files\Oculus\Support\oculus-runtime\OculusAppFramework.dll

      From explorer right click select digital signatures and the signing date should be there.

      My system works even though DLL was signed with the same now expired cert however my Rift was firewalled and runtime hasn't been updated in ages.

      Found this post about release notes on the 5th starting to wonder whether problem is they actually did sign this thing using a cert expired at the time they signed it.

      https://forums.oculusvr.com/co...

      One of the reasons firewalled my Rift other than obvious Facebook stalking is Facebook has no discipline and can't manage software releases. Their software updates are forced on everyone AND often break shit. They routinely rush out patches to fix whatever they broke this time.

    9. Re:gridlock by Megane · · Score: 2

      This is also why the OS X 10.10 install disk does not work unless you set your clock back before installing. For some brillant reason, the inner disk image was signed with a certificate that expired in 2015 or so, and it aborts the installation with a cryptic error if the clock is set past that date. Fortunately, the installer environment has a sufficiently functional system to change the clock, so you can set it to 2014 and continue with the install.

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    10. Re: gridlock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 3 person shit software company couldn't fuck up this badly if we tried. Renewing certs is retarded simple, and anyone building a complete shutdown failsafe into the system for an expired cert is a fucking moron, unless they're working in defense or banking.

    11. Re:gridlock by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 2

      This is a fucking specification problem - some idiot decided that proper behavior is to shut down the system when a cert expires, instead of simply warning the user and asking if it was OK to continue. Or alternately, creating an infrastructure which ensures certs get updated as necessary.

      Or, alternatively, let me use my hardware/software without an internet connection. Almost as though I owned it....

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    12. Re:gridlock by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I'm just surprised that enough people are still using VR to even notice.

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    13. Re:gridlock by msauve · · Score: 0

      Short attention span theater. Take your ADHD meds, then re-read the GP beyond the first paragraph.

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    14. Re:gridlock by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      It's not buggy software. The software seems to be doing exactly what it was intended to do. This is a fucking specification problem - some idiot decided that proper behavior is to shut down the system when a cert expires, instead of simply warning the user and asking if it was OK to continue.

      This is what I don't understand. The software .. at least version of it I have appears to actually be signed properly including third party timestamps that would allow signatures to remain valid post expiration.

      If they never intended for the software to work past expiration date why bother with countersigning?

      My Oculus works and it is signed with the same expired cert. I just have an older runtime than everyone else.

    15. Re:gridlock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um, there is no osx 10.10 install disk. the last disk was 10.6, 10.10 is Yosemite and was app-store-download only.

    16. Re:gridlock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what I don't understand. The software .. at least version of it I have appears to actually be signed properly including third party timestamps that would allow signatures to remain valid post expiration.

      I dunno, maybe it's because they're amateurs. I bet if everyone wound their computer's time back a week and tried the update again it would just work.

      Their update client is checking the digital signatures on the files it downloads, which is great, but it's ignoring the timestamps and just rejecting items when the user's current time falls outside the valid_from and valid_to range on the code signing certificate.

    17. Re:gridlock by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      I don't think this is actually a problem with a code-signing certificate. Or at least, I can't figure out how they could screw that up. There's nothing in your own code which checks for that. It's a function of the OS.

      This sounds like something a bit different, like their own code is checking for a cert. But for what possible reason, I can't imagine. Maybe some sort of DRM or authentication system?

      I don't have this hardware, but I'm sort of interested to hear what actually happened here. We might never really know the details, though.

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    18. Re:gridlock by elcor · · Score: 1

      Yep the certificate is valid from, hang on to your seat : 5/20/2015 to 3/7/2018 So what is a certificate for in this context? And do you have a precanned setup to firewall oculus, it's that or I'll return it because I don't like the attitude behind what happened.

    19. Re: gridlock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if youre not a paying customer you dont get updates. what is so hard to understand?

    20. Re: gridlock by Bruha · · Score: 1

      Cert may have been revoked by Symantec following the private key debacle with Trustico.

    21. Re:gridlock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't wait to see that happen in the next zombie flick.

    22. Re: gridlock by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Fun part: those that didn't get updates are reporting that they didn't get fucked by this feature in rift. Their runtime just ignores said certificate.

    23. Re: gridlock by Type44Q · · Score: 0

      are still using VR

      Let's see, which is more likely: A) we're already past "peak VR"

      ...or B) you're a moron.

    24. Re:gridlock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's talking about the installer disk image.

      One of the phases of the OS X installer checks for a bunch of package files, which are somewhat modular but not really (in the old days, you could actually opt not to install the "BSD Subsystem" or other various components of OS X, similar to how Windows 7 lets you uninstall features after the fact). If you extract all the pkg files to a disk drive, you basically get a bootable OS X installation. Said files are signed with a crypto certificate that expired a long time ago- they started doing this with OS X 10.9. So if you try to install any of the older systems, you'll get an error about your OS X installer media being damaged or tampered with.

      In reality, the installer application is iterating over all the available pkg files and marking them as unusable because said certificate had expired and the packages fail the validity check. When there are no more packages left to process, you get the aforementioned error. The only way around this is to turn back the system clock, at which point the checks will succeed and it'll let you install OS X again.

      I have no doubt Apple will close this hole soon enough- you can't have people getting their hands on a reference that shows them how things used to be measurably better than they are today. 10.6 is still widely considered the best release of OS X, and for good reason- it was fairly well optimized, there wasn't much junk on the base install, and it tended to be extremely stable. These days all Apple is concerned with is packing in more features for the next yearly release, and as a result OS X has been rotting from the inside out for well over half a decade.

    25. Re: gridlock by Cederic · · Score: 1

      In his defence, A.

      Very few people have bought a VR headset, and even fewer continue to use it as a regular thing.

    26. Re:gridlock by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1

      The problematic certificate is missing exactly those third party timestamps that you apparently have in your older runtime so Windows stops executing the code once the certificate expires. I guess a problem during the build process, maybe the third party server was not reachable.

    27. Re:gridlock by Chrondeath · · Score: 1

      Did they sign the code with the expired certificate and then push it out? I would have expected headlines like "Latest Oculus update breaks Rift" over "Expired certificate breaks Rift", if so, but it would make more sense.

      If that was the path, it feels a bit more understandable; it's more "pushed out code with something that broke", which is still bad, but not a time bomb.

    28. Re:gridlock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      simply warning the user and asking if it was OK to continue

      Sorry, no. Definitely no. Cert expired means cert invalid means connection insecure. How should the user guess that the connection is still valid with an invalid cert? This is different from the web where it might be OK to accept an invalid cert and continue as if it were plain HTTP, if you're just trying to read-access a random site and don't care about spoofing/MITM.

    29. Re:gridlock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't access it? Security feature. It's undeniably secure.

      Just wait until Ford or Toyota or VW inadvertently lets a certificate expire and a few hundred million vehicles glide silently to a stop ... wherever they may happen to be,

      Won't happen for the same reason aircraft don't fall out of the sky for a similar hiccup.

    30. Re: gridlock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very few people have bought a VR headset, and even fewer continue to use it as a regular thing.

      Well, between the constant cries of sudden vomiting, and 360 degree FMV shovelware, I'm not supprised. The Rift seems like a repeat of the Sega CD fiasco. Lots of potential, but no substance, and plenty of cookie cutter titles. Of course Facebook's only intention was to milk a cash cow and throw in the towel when the milk dried up. Hence the XBox 360 Controller and chair being used as an interface to an "interactive" environment.

      The Vive on the other hand has plenty of good titles, if you look past the shovelware it got too, and it's much more involved with the player. It may cost more, it's biggest problem, but it's well worth the money in my opinion. Plus HTC and Valve have something to gain from it's continued development and success, unlike Facebook.

      If you want something worth the money you spent maybe try not to fall for the mass marketed version. Chances are they compromised on some things to get it there, especially if they spend more money in advertising than they do in development.

      Now if you'll excuse me, I have an extra exp weekend + a completed dungeon to prep a level 1 character for, and I've still got to charge that wireless adapter....

    31. Re: gridlock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so if i a buy a car, or an oculus rift, im not a paying customer? please explain. people purchased these things with real money. In what way are they not paying customers?

    32. Re:gridlock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not buggy software. The software seems to be doing exactly what it was intended to do. This is a fucking specification problem - some idiot decided that proper behavior is to shut down the system when a cert expires, instead of simply warning the user and asking if it was OK to continue. Or alternately, creating an infrastructure which ensures certs get updated as necessary.

      On a deeper level, who the fuck would ever pay for an Oculus product going forward when this just proves you can't actually buy one to own and they can shut you down at any time (CRL, anyone?).

      thats why you NEVER buy stuff owned by facebook AND why anybody wanting a VR headset, should go buy the VIVE or for a lesser experience.. the PSVR

    33. Re:gridlock by omnichad · · Score: 1

      There is if you make one. If you're reinstalling, you've backed up the app store download to a disk to use for future recovery. Otherwise, you're always forced to the latest release.

  4. Must be Italian by sjames · · Score: 0

    FRA-GEEEEEE_LAY

    1. Re:Must be Italian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll shoot your eye out.

  5. Incredible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How such things can happen is beyond me. And I understand. What about when you don't?

    My $XXXX VR does not 'work', because of security certificates expiring? What universe is this?

    Is this VR?

    1. Re:Incredible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would you know?

    2. Re:Incredible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound retarded.

  6. What an utterly amateurish thing to do by gweihir · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Pathetic. First, a single-point-of-failure like that is not acceptable in anything except things that need a high security level. And second, if you put in something like that, then you make damn sure something like this does not happen. Obviously, these people are either completely incompetent or do not care at all about their customers once they have the money.

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    1. Re:What an utterly amateurish thing to do by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      This is what happens when a company believes that "move fast and break things" is a reasonable development model. Unsurprisingly, things tend to break fairly often.

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    2. Re:What an utterly amateurish thing to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pathetic. First, a single-point-of-failure like that is not acceptable in anything except things that need a high security level.

      Not even there. Access is a third of the "security chair's legs". Without that leg, there is nothing to secure.

    3. Re:What an utterly amateurish thing to do by qzzpjs · · Score: 1

      It was just a code-signing certificate that they used on all their executables that expired and Windows won't run an exe with an expired cert. It's good security practice to sign all your executables to prevent them from being altered or hacked.

      Their only problem is that they should have renewed the certificate in one of their updates prior to today but I'm guessing the one person that knew probably was let go at some point.

    4. Re: What an utterly amateurish thing to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the move slow and don't break things movement has turned out so well. There is no competition and VR obviously requires NASA level analysis and requirements. Yeah, let developers make the business decisions.

    5. Re:What an utterly amateurish thing to do by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Actually, "move fast and break things" is find if you are smart, experienced and understand what not to break. Average people cannot make that model work though and these are average people with delusions of greatness.

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    6. Re:What an utterly amateurish thing to do by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1

      No, an expired certificate does not mean your code no longer runs as long as the certificate contains a signed timestamp from a third party that shows that the certificate was valid at the time of the signing of the code. For some reason, the current runtime does not have such a signed timestamp.

    7. Re:What an utterly amateurish thing to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea is that once you have broken the thing sufficient amount, it has become very robust once all the features are rolled into production. It's like those hardening exercises some art of bodily defense practitioners do: they cause micro fractures on their limbs and then let those heal, hoping that the bone gets thicker over time. That apparently doesn't happen if they skip the healing part.

  7. This has been happening a lot lately... by rnturn · · Score: 1

    ...and, IMHO, it ought to get you written up by management. I've lost count of the sites I've pointed a browser at in recent weeks/months that were unavailable--for all intents and purposes, they may as well have been powered down if users can't access them--because someone screwed up and allowed certs to expire.

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    1. Re:This has been happening a lot lately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wait til millions of Symantec (VeriSign) certs get distrusted in April.

  8. What do I do now? by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdot is broken.
    My Oclulus Rift is broken.

    What the hell do I do now?
    I guess I'll have to go play with my kids or talk to my wife.

    If things get any worse I might end up going outside.

    1. Re:What do I do now? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      I guess I'll have to go play with my kids or talk to my wife.

      Now, now, calm down - let's not do anything TOO drastic.

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    2. Re:What do I do now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot is broken.

      My Oclulus Rift is broken.

      What the hell do I do now?

      I guess I'll have to go play with my kids or talk to my wife.

      If things get any worse I might end up going outside.

      I really hate this stupid bullshit....

      OH LOOK AT ME! I LIKE REAL LIFE...

      Nevermind the fact that a product such as the oculus shouldn't ever have an issue as such. Just fucking snobby.

    3. Re:What do I do now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

  9. I hear thier next software update by bobstreo · · Score: 2

    Is the inclusion of the exciting new software: .Blipverts

  10. Phones must be ringing off hook by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    Oh right... never mind.

  11. More proof that Oculus was definitely not the way by Khyber · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A certificate expiry takes your entire fucking VR gaming rig down?

    That's what you get for using a Facebook company.

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  12. Re:More proof that Oculus was definitely not the w by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A great reminder to not get Oculus.

  13. Re:Hey! Wow! Where's this guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    None. He's not obligated to eat his shorts for about another year and a half.

  14. Re: Hey! Wow! Where's this guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yup. And I also notice we haven't entered the post-scarcity 3D printed utopia either... or the private space colonies fed with asteroid mining!

  15. the online requirement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The comments so far seem to focus on single point of failure, or move fast break things, or whatever.
    But how about the root of the problem - the software that needn't be online should not require the user to be online. Somehow this has become a new normal for everything from single player games (or Steam, whose outages have left me unable to play more than once), to apparently hardware drivers?

    In a sane world, there would be a legal requirement for software to perform any functions that can be performed offline, offline.
    Kind of like the specs we have for all kinds of appliances, cars, etc. that dictate what they must (or must not) do.

    1. Re:the online requirement? by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      But how about the root of the problem - the software that needn't be online should not require the user to be online. Somehow this has become a new normal for everything from single player games (or Steam, whose outages have left me unable to play more than once), to apparently hardware drivers?

      This isn't true. If Oculus didn't work "offline" I would never have purchased one given who the parent company is.

    2. Re:the online requirement? by guruevi · · Score: 1

      It works offline but apparently does need to "phone home" during every boot.

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    3. Re: the online requirement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does not. If it did, then changing the local date on your PC wouldn't fix anything. But it fixes everything.

    4. Re:the online requirement? by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      It works offline but apparently does need to "phone home" during every boot.

      It doesn't. I preordered CV1 in the first hour and have had it firewalled for years. It does not need to call home to work even though it most certainly will establish 24x7 connections to Facebook whether it is being used or not if you let it.

      You can boot your computer without any network connection and it will still work. If this were not true I would have never had purchased it.

    5. Re:the online requirement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      oh, that makes me feel great /s.

      That's all I want is Facebook to be getting data from a virtual reality system 24x7... and people thought the Xbox was invasive...sheesh

    6. Re:the online requirement? by nasch · · Score: 1

      Does that mean your device hasn't gotten software/firmware updates? If it hasn't, then maybe it's not running the version that relies on a valid certificate to run.

    7. Re:the online requirement? by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      oh, that makes me feel great /s.

      That's all I want is Facebook to be getting data from a virtual reality system 24x7... and people thought the Xbox was invasive...sheesh

      Yea it's pretty gross. Facebook is creepy as shit.

    8. Re:the online requirement? by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      Does that mean your device hasn't gotten software/firmware updates?

      Yes it's many versions behind.

      If it hasn't, then maybe it's not running the version that relies on a valid certificate to run.

      It's possible I just don't know. What I do know is that my software is signed with the very same cert that expired this morning.

      Everything I know about code signing is that this should continue to work based on the signature. This is because Oculus signature is also countersigned by a third party timestamp server to provide proof the code was signed at the time cert was still valid. On my system it is in fact still considered valid which is why I suspect there may be something else going on.

  16. When you donâ(TM)t actually own the hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just borrowing it.

  17. BRAIN CRASH by Templer421 · · Score: 1

    Imagine if this was a brain implant.

  18. Defective by design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Planned obsolescence.

    Explain why this should be this way? IT SHOULDN'T.

  19. Expired certs by maitai · · Score: 1

    A week or so ago I bought a new hue hub to replace my first generation one. Couldn't set it up due to the cert being expired (cert was fine the following morning). Made a brand new item useless until it was updated.

  20. Problems everywhere by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    If things get any worse I might end up going outside.

    Man, I went outside last August and it turned out even the SUN was broken!

    Although they claimed it was a regularly scheduled patch. Even so!

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  21. How About by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Go offline, set the date back? That's what we used to do for this sort of thing.

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      confirmed, good old tricks always work

  22. The didnt let anyone know and they lied. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not a single email regarding the outage has been sent to customers.
    A simple programming certificate problem has hamstrung the entire company's product world wide.
    Those two things combined should make customers run to the competition.

    Oh and the cert they claimed was only just fucked up for a two hour demo is a flat out lie.

  23. Why the fuck does a display REQUIRE being online?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It’s a fuckin' display! Why the fuck does it even have Internet connectivity? Let alone REQUIRE it to "work"??

  24. Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Set your clock back 3 years. Fuck Facebook.

    1. Re:Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Set your mind back 10 years and Fuck Facebook Entirely

  25. Re: Hey! Wow! Where's this guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Progress is not quite as fast as we'd like! News at eleven!

  26. Breaking News! Fix released by CeasedCaring · · Score: 4, Informative

    To resolve the "Can’t Reach Oculus Runtime Service" error, please follow these steps:

    If you currently have the Oculus app installed:

    Go to https://www.oculus.com/rift-pa....
    Click Download Install Patch to download OculusPatchMarch2018.exe.
    Open OculusPatchMarch2018.exe.
    If Windows asks you if you’re sure you want to open this file, click Yes.
    If Windows Defender prompts "Windows protected your PC", click More info and then click Run anyway.
    If your antivirus software restricts the file from opening, temporarily disable your AV and continue.
    Select Repair and confirm you would like to repair the Oculus software.
    Allow the repair process to run, download and install.
    Launch the Oculus app.

    Shortly after the repair you will be prompted for an update. Please complete the update. The download and update may take up to 10 minutes depending on network connection.

    If you uninstalled the Oculus app from your computer:

    Go to https://www.oculus.com/setup.
    Click Download Oculus Software to download OculusSetup.exe.
    Open OculusSetup.exe and follow the onscreen instructions to install the latest version of the Oculus app.

    Source - https://support.oculus.com/217...

    1. Re:Breaking News! Fix released by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Windows Defender prompts "Windows protected your PC", click More info and then click Run anyway.
      If your antivirus software restricts the file from opening, temporarily disable your AV and continue.

      WTF?!

      Why would these ever be steps?!

      How about they fix their update to not be malware?

      Oh, right, it's from Facebook, they probably don't know how.

    2. Re:Breaking News! Fix released by CeasedCaring · · Score: 1

      Further news from Oculus:-

      Anyone who has used their Rift since Feb 1st will receive $15 Oculus store credit.

    3. Re:Breaking News! Fix released by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would these ever be steps?!

      False positives?
      Some 'protective' software is outright rabid and works with 'better safe than sorry' rules which usually means it's a fucking bother to get things done when it runs.

    4. Re:Breaking News! Fix released by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also likely that facebook hasn't gone to the trouble of fixing their certificate chain yet, so they're installing a self-signed cert instead. Given that AV providers are still largely depending on "known-bad" lists of software and checking them with hashes, anything which would change hashing totally undermines them.

      Funny story, I saw some infected VLC media player software being distributed through a google ad which was being signed by Symantec's CA on-demand when attempting to download. Using the AV provider's own verification system to undermine signature detection was some kind of circular excellence.

    5. Re:Breaking News! Fix released by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OculusPatchMarch2018.exe? What are they going to do if they have a second bug this month? Seems their developers are still amateurs.

  27. Tells us how it goes in 10 years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When hopefully your company has grown to 200-300 people and the production support team reminded the dev team who told them that was their job after the reorg and they need to talk to the product manager to get approval for the purchase and the product manager emailed finance who was going to ask a question but was distracted and forgot and ... oops.

    Itâ(TM)s not a valid excuse but itâ(TM)s what happens. OfficeSpace is not a comedy, itâ(TM)s a warning.

    1. Re: Tells us how it goes in 10 years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It's one asshole who decided an expired cert prevents function. This is deliberate. It's either a time bomb, or a complete fucking moron.

    2. Re: Tells us how it goes in 10 years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps just a less awesomely informed/experienced coder, innocently but poorly handling something that either wasn't in the spec, or was allegedly an impossible state for the software to get into?

  28. I guess my decision is easier now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been trying to decide between the Vive and Rift. Guess my decision has been made for me.

  29. Why does it have to in the first place? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the fuck does it have to connect to the Internet in the first place? I can see as a matter of convenience, but not as a mandatory "feature."

  30. Re: Faggot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this had anything to do with something coming from the Internet, then changing your local clock wouldn't fix anything.

    Whining about problems that don't exist? Found the SJW, guys.

  31. certificates....NSA and security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now inject some shady certs and oculus is listening and recording. Fixing this without compromising security and chain of command is impossible. In order to push new cert old expired cert will be used.... feels like NSA job. How can you push new cert to those machines ? even with manual install this is compromising trusted certificate authority concept....

  32. Re:Breaking News! Fix released - Sell your Rift by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's bitztream the autism-hating, custom EpiPen-hating, Musk-hating, Qualcomm-hating, Firefox tabs-hating, Slashdot editors-hating Slashdot troll!

  33. But Why ? by fluffythedestroyer · · Score: 1

    Listen, with software or games I can see the point. Its very easy to view and understand. You don't want your software to be copied on other computers without authorization and you want those people to pay their due or share.

    But were talking about the Oculus Rift. Its a hardware. I shouldn't have to be connected all the time. If its aboutt he updates, then that could be circumvented but I don't even see the point of always be connected with the oculus rift...don't start with me about security... Its not that.

  34. It's funny by Dahlgil · · Score: 1

    It's funny. I've had my Vive for 3 months and heard that you could play Oculus games on it using Revive. So last night, after some reluctance, I went ahead and tried installing the Oculus software and found that it didn't work. i spent two hours downloading/uninstalling/trying again thinking I was doing something stupid when I stumbled across a post about this blunder. Well, Oculus is back off my system. Maybe I'll try again in another 3 months.

  35. Re:too bad nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are those French swirlies? I think I got one of those just last night.

  36. Offline Mode Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give the people an option to go into Offline Mode, or give us our $700 dollars back, god damn it. P.O.S.

  37. VR Chemical Addiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you imagine if they installed security certificates on cigarettes that expire? There would be riots in the streets, cats and dogs raining from the sky, total chaos.