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Siri Co-founder is Surprised By How Much Siri Still Can't Do (qz.com)

In an interview with Quartz, Norman Winarsky, a founder of Siri, suggests that Apple may have given Siri an overly ambitious collection of responsibilities and hasn't made the feature reliable enough. From a report: And while vastly improved from its earliest days, Siri still isn't a sparkling conversationalist. "Surprise and delight is kind of missing right now," said Winarsky, now a consultant and venture capitalist. Winarsky acknowledges that some of this disappointment stems from the sheer difficulty of predicting the pace of major technological advancement, which Bill Gates once summed up as the human tendency to "overestimate the change that will occur in the next two years and underestimate the change that will occur in the next 10."

But part of it is also likely because Apple chose to take Siri in a very different direction than the one its founders envisioned. Pre-Apple, Winarsky said, Siri was intended to launch specifically as a travel and entertainment concierge. Were you to arrive at an airport to discover a cancelled flight, for example, Siri would already be searching for an alternate route home by the time you pulled your phone from your pocket -- and if none was available, would have a hotel room ready to book. It would have a smaller remit, but it would learn it flawlessly, and then gradually extend to related areas. "These are hard problems and when you're a company dealing with up to a billion people, the problems get harder yet," Winarsky said. "They're probably looking for a level of perfection they can't get."

86 comments

  1. Siri has a "founder" by XXongo · · Score: 2

    Siri has a "founder"? Not a programmer? Do other apps have "founders", or just Siri?

    Really, Siri is just Hal by another name. They should have just called it "Hal-9000" and left it at that.

    1. Re:Siri has a "founder" by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      They should have just called it "Hal-9000" and left it at that.

      I'm afraid they couldn't do that.

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    2. Re:Siri has a "founder" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.businessinsider.com/apple-buys-siri-a-mobile-assistant-app-as-war-with-google-heats-up-2010-4

      Siri was its own entity before being acquired by Apple. The name Siri has a double meaning.

    3. Re:Siri has a "founder" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see what you did there! (by lip-reading from outside the window of course).

    4. Re:Siri has a "founder" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's because you can't open the iPod bay door, Hal, unless you have the special tools

    5. Re: Siri has a "founder" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hal had more brains.

      and past 10 years have seen very little change when it comes to computers, social media or internet.

  2. Deep learning by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    My guess is that the deep learning neural net that Siri is running isn't deep enough or neural enough. They just need to add more neurons and make the network deeper and the problem will be solved.

    1. Re:Deep learning by iggymanz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      hahaha, nothing new in AI in the last couple of decades other than faster hardware. tell me what you think is new in AI and I'll tell you what decade in the 20th century it came from....

      what a farce, machines aren't going to be intelligent in the near future, artificial or otherwise....

    2. Re:Deep learning by Sebby · · Score: 1

      More neurons!

      MORE NEURONS!

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    3. Re:Deep learning by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      We never had deep learning Neural Networks in the Cloud before. Now that we have the Cloud, AI will come. Musk and other thought leaders said so, so it must be true.

    4. Re:Deep learning by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      clouds are fluffy and white, just like Musk

    5. Re: Deep learning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here we go. You're worse than apk

    6. Re: Deep learning by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      Why is pointing out that AI is complete BS "worse than apk"? Siri is a joke and isn't AI. You guys are easily impressed by shiny things. I am just pointing out that they are utter failures at doing anything meaningful and you guys get so upset over it.

    7. Re: Deep learning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree.

      Anyone who tells me they are worried about AI I tell them they should be more worried about getting hit by a bus, as that is much more likely to happen in the next 10 years.

      Then they are like "But Alexa! And Google Home!" And I respond they are no smarter than a parrot or a dog doing a trick, except in some cases it takes many engineers and weeks of development to make it do a specific trick.

    8. Re: Deep learning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same A/C here. For some reason I can't log in.

      Dont get me wrong. Automation is definitely on the rise, but Automation is not AI.

    9. Re: Deep learning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (not the same anon, but...) It's simple. You don't make one reasoned point about how BS AI is on a per article basis. You reply to every single person on every thread with comments worthy of a 4 year old. I get it. AI is not going to take over the world. Extra clouds are not going to help. A four year old AI still can't recognize sheep. But please, for the sake of sensible discord, make your point once, properly and clearly.

    10. Re: Deep learning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't say his name. That's bad luck. It is known.

  3. Get to work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously

  4. Hey Siri, fix this link! by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    Siri might have been able to point this link to the right article.

    1. Re:Hey Siri, fix this link! by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

      UPDATE: See, it worked!

  5. Found the LUDDITE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Modern appy apps like Appy don't have LUDDITE founders or LUDDITE programmers. They have appers who app apps while apping other apps!

    Apps!

    1. Re: Found the LUDDITE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need you, appy mcapp face.

  6. Siri should marry Watson by leelapolis · · Score: 1

    but she doesn't want any part of it.

  7. Here's what it can do by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

    As far as I'm concerned it can think of a really big number, double it, and fuck off that much.

    Do not want.

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    1. Re:Here's what it can do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's smart, insightful commentary like this that keeps me coming back to Slashdot.

      I also like to smell my own farts.

  8. Siri's capabilities by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem is that the public has been led to believe that the capabilities of Siri (and its counterparts by other companies) wouldn't fall too short of those displayed by HAL 9000 and the Star Trek computer. When you start interacting with them under such expectations, you are bound to be sorely disappointed. Siri et al. remain gimmicks good for grins and giggles, and not really much else - just about anything they can do, people can do themselves, probably more efficiently. Plus, the things we would really want for them to do remain well beyond their capabilities. And the AI community still has the chutzpah (or recklessness) to carry on coming up with exuberant forecasts.

    1. Re:Siri's capabilities by swb · · Score: 2

      I found this wrong information on the web, which I won't read to you.

      How many times do I need that to happen before I stop caring?

    2. Re:Siri's capabilities by starless · · Score: 0

      I find it faster to use siri (or google) to set an alarm when I'm cooking, or to check the weather quickly.
      But beyond that, not so much typically...

    3. Re:Siri's capabilities by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Siri is hardly just 'grins and giggles', but as it stands now it functions as a macro system for integrating sets of apps that support it. It's really useful to be able to call people using it when the sun washes out the iPhone display, or to navigate to addresses hands-free, playing directions over the car audio.

      But it's a long, long way from being the existential threat to humanity that Elon Musk has in mind.

    4. Re:Siri's capabilities by arth1 · · Score: 0

      I find it faster to use siri (or google) to set an alarm when I'm cooking, or to check the weather quickly.

      My stove has a perfectly good timer that I just twist to set.

      And I can just glance out the window to check the weather quickly.
      If I need a weather forecast, there's really no way to avoid being blasted with them on all media. It never snows any more; now every snowfall is called a STORM, if not a snowcapolypse or bomb cyclone.

    5. Re: Siri's capabilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me: Siri, call Dick.

      Siri: I know you are but what am I?

    6. Re:Siri's capabilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't need a kettle, I can just boil water in a saucepan over the open fireplace. Email? Pfft, I can just use the US Postal Service.

      We get it, you're old and technophobic. You don't need convenience devices, that's kind of the point, so arguing against them on that basis is obviously moronic.

    7. Re:Siri's capabilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's really useful to be able to call people using it when the sun washes out the iPhone display, ...

      The latest generation are so intelligent.

    8. Re:Siri's capabilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      And I can just glance out the window to check the weather quickly.

      You're forecasting the weather for the day by looking out the window? You do realize the weather changes over the course of the day right? And that you can't see the temperature? But yes if there's snow on the ground it's probably pretty cold.

    9. Re:Siri's capabilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, the problem is that it hasn't been improved in any noticeable way since it arrived 7-ish years ago.

      It STILL interrupts you on a pause and cannot stop and listen to the rest of what you're trying to say without interrupting you.

      It STILL starts slow. It STILL keeps asking Do-you-mean-so-and-so when you specify just a first name, even when your first name is "Deputy director of the CIA" and you've called that person 10 times in the past week and there's no one else in your contact list with that first name.

      Straightforward stuff. And it's stuff any trivial focus group would pull out as annoyances. No fixes.

      They bought it, and decided it was DONE.

      it doesn't need more AI. It needs to suck less at basic software design.

    10. Re:Siri's capabilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have that happen, and you tell Siri not to do that any more, and she says something meant to be calming, and then she does it AGAIN.

      It doesn't learn. AT ALL. It's a crap design.

    11. Re: Siri's capabilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      buy more kool aid perhaps?

    12. Re:Siri's capabilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also a long way from being a useful voice interface to your phone.

    13. Re:Siri's capabilities by fatwilbur · · Score: 2

      For the weather, looking out the window might help, but the the last six months here in Canada, looking out the window in the morning it's just dark and snow covered. We've had an unusually long cold winter, many days below -20C, and the odd day it will swing anywhere up to 0C. Turns out it's real convenient to just ask for this information.

      As someone who has worked (a long time ago) with natural language processing, Alexa does a pretty good job of impressing me. I know the limitations and difficulties in the underlying technology, and Alexa is resoundingly good at figuring out exactly what I am trying to ask most of the time. Sometimes I'll stumble or forget what I was asking:

      "Hey Alexa! What time is the next.. uh crap..ummm. Hockey game.. yeah Men's olympic hockey game. That Canada is playing in!" Doesn't always work, but with many similar sentences she'll respond with exactly what I was looking for.

      Past that, a really good (and primary) use case I found for it is lighting control. To quickly dim or turn off lights across the room while watching TV, it's quicker to just ask Alexa.

    14. Re:Siri's capabilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Voice assistants (+ smart watches) have a place. No one is saying they need to be used in every case but they are superior in many cases.

      The most useful thing they can do is allow you to multi-task since nearly every other "interface" that exists is physical. Voice assistance allows you to unlock an whole new way to interact with the world separate from touching things. In other words you can be chopping onions and set a timer. Not just any timer, a timer that is with you anywhere you go. Grilling and put steaks on the grill? Set the timer right when you put them on and it follows you, unlike your "kitchen timer".

      I don't feel the need to hit every way in which you can use voice assistants but basically any time your hands are full or visual attention needs to remain focused you can use a voice assistant to complete tasks that would "just have to wait" until your visual attention and hands could be freed up. This may be a minor convenience but it does totally change workflow of your entire life and reduce stress. You can check things in a car that would otherwise be dangerous to check. You can take notes in a car. Many things can be done while cooking where timing is always crunched (if you are cooking good meals anyway).

    15. Re: Siri's capabilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      same stuff you could do with ibm's thing in 1995.

      seriously. same. exact. stuff.

  9. Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering the quality of the code coming out of apple these days.

  10. "Surprise and Delight" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Surprise and Delight"

    The crap that Apple (even ex employees) touts makes me want to puke. Please, just stop bullshitting.

    1. Re:"Surprise and Delight" by hey! · · Score: 2

      I'm surprised and delighted when I get through a day without a piece of crappy software giving me grief.

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  11. Digital Assistants suck in general. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In general this technology, is just the command line interface all over again, with some rudimentary natural language parsing, with a default fail over of googling the question.

    The problem with All the Digital Assistants is that it doesn't really get context. So it comes up with silly answers to questions, because the context of the question isn't place in concern.

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    1. Re:Digital Assistants suck in general. by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      It is almost as if they aren't intelligent at all, and just voice recognition and speech systems hooked up to back end search engines.

    2. Re:Digital Assistants suck in general. by Zak3056 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The problem with All the Digital Assistants is that it doesn't really get context. So it comes up with silly answers to questions, because the context of the question isn't place in concern.

      SOME things it has context for it and gets right in a downright scary fashion. Siri (and Google in the Samsung phone it replaced) know when I usually leave for work, or leave to go home, and pop up a notification with route, traffic, and anything else. They know that on Monday I take my daughter to Girl Scouts, that I leave work at a different time on that day and take a different route. The know that on Friday I drive to my Girlfriend's house, but that I have a doctor's appointment first, and that my ex-wife picks my daughter up on that day so I don't need to drive to school (except on those weekends I have my daughter, when I DO need to drive to school). That stuff (while, as noted, is REALLY freaking scary) is pretty useful.

      Almost EVERYTHING else, it's just downright shit for. As another poster put it, "I found this wrong information on the web, which I won't read to you."

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    3. Re:Digital Assistants suck in general. by Kjella · · Score: 2

      The problem with All the Digital Assistants is that it doesn't really get context.

      Well, they're still short on a lot of human context.. but they've made strides on linguistic content. Like if you ask who's POTUS, that's simple enough. But you continue to ask questions like how old is he, what party does he belong to, when is he up for reelection it'll understand that it's still in the same context. If you're told Trump is a Republican and follow up with asking if they have a majority in Congress, it'll understand the context switch to asking about Republicans.

      In general this technology, is just the command line interface all over again

      Yeah... how many in the general population do you know who can not use a command line? That's your market, if you're annoyed because Siri doesn't understand the regex search you were trying to make you're not exactly in the target group. I think it's like trying to program a computer with boxing gloves but a lot of the population seem like they can't read, can't reason and can't remember anything when they use a computer. It's easier to ask Siri for what you want than find the right menu item.

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    4. Re:Digital Assistants suck in general. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with All the Digital Assistants is that it doesn't really get context. So it comes up with silly answers to questions, because the context of the question isn't place in concern.

      SOME things it has context for it and gets right in a downright scary fashion. Siri (and Google in the Samsung phone it replaced) know when I usually leave for work, or leave to go home, and pop up a notification with route, traffic, and anything else. They know that on Monday I take my daughter to Girl Scouts, that I leave work at a different time on that day and take a different route. The know that on Friday I drive to my Girlfriend's house, but that I have a doctor's appointment first, and that my ex-wife picks my daughter up on that day so I don't need to drive to school (except on those weekends I have my daughter, when I DO need to drive to school). That stuff (while, as noted, is REALLY freaking scary) is pretty useful.

      And yet, when I've be hurtling eastbound on IH-10 for two hours and ask where the nearest McDonald's is, it thinks the one twenty miles back the way I came is preferable to the one twenty five miles in the direction I'm going. And it knows where I'm ultimately headed.

    5. Re:Digital Assistants suck in general. by hey! · · Score: 2

      It's a bit like the uncanny valley: the closer we get to a computer system like the one depicted on Star Trek TNG, the more we'll focus on how it falls short.

      The thing about that Enterprise computer is that it could easily pass a pretty unconstrained Turing test. Used in a wide variety of tasks, it actually understood what the person was trying to do and could anticipate what they might want -- unless the writers required otherwise.

      At the extreme opposite end of the spectrum is the late 1960s AI program SHRDLU, which could respond reasonably to commands and queries about stacking blocks. You could tell it to "put the red block on top of the blue block," then ask it "Why did you move the yellow block?" and it would answer "To get at the red block." The performance of the program was astounding, especially if you look at the relatively small volume of code involved. I think this lends credence to the claim that we'd be a lot more impressed with Siri if its application domain were restricted to a constrained set of tasks like making travel reservations.

      The advances in natural language processing embodied by Siri are impressive, but positioning Siri as a kind of general purpose assistant means we're bound to be disappointed. We're continually reminded that the software doesn't actually understand us, canned humorous responses to anticipated questions notwithstanding. To impress at the job of general purpose assistant the program would need a fairly comprehensive understanding of us, something that a human upbringing naturally equips people with, or most people at least.

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    6. Re:Digital Assistants suck in general. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      In general this technology, is just the command line interface all over again

      Have you tried
      ls, -lr, ~, |, grep, comma.*usage?

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    7. Re:Digital Assistants suck in general. by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      " Siri (and Google in the Samsung phone it replaced) know when I usually leave for work, or leave to go home, and pop up a notification with route, traffic, and anything else. They know that on Monday I take my daughter to Girl Scouts, that I leave work at a different time on that day and take a different route."

      Wow, that is amazing stuff. It is almost like they log all that into a database and use information about what you were doing last Monday to predict what you are doing to do the next Monday. Truly cutting edge.

    8. Re:Digital Assistants suck in general. by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      Well lets just try out your claims. I just asked Siri "Who is the president of the united states?" and it said "Donald Trump". So far so good. So I immediately asked "What party does he belong to?" and it came up with a wikipedia page for "Party Leader". So, yeah, total BS.

    9. Re: Digital Assistants suck in general. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. Game game game changerrrrrr.

      Lul, coming from a low UID user at that. It's like it's magic to him. The cloud and Siri AI are amazinggggggggggggg.

    10. Re:Digital Assistants suck in general. by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Wow, that is amazing stuff. It is almost like they log all that into a database and use information about what you were doing last Monday to predict what you are doing to do the next Monday. Truly cutting edge.

      Yes, that was the "context" I was getting at and why I referred to it as "truly scary." I don't think it's magic, I understand where it's coming from.

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    11. Re:Digital Assistants suck in general. by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Why is that scary? It is a simple data lookup. You gave them the data.

    12. Re: Digital Assistants suck in general. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      consequences are scary mmmmkay?

  12. Still cant buy assault weapons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But donut worry! The NRA met with Trump and their hand is well and firmly up his puppet-hole. Siri will be able to buy guns via Amazon stating 2020. FREEDUMBS!!

  13. OMG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a negative Apple story posted by msmash? WHAT DAY IS IT?!!

  14. Hillary lost the election by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get over it.

  15. Siri is a data science problem, not neuroscience.. by RyanFenton · · Score: 2

    Data science is about shaping databases to better match phenomenon - often VERY badly, but good enough to work for business or solving some immediate problem at hand with the resources at hand. I've worked at it, and it's powerful and amazing in its own ways - but it's not neuroscience, at all.

    Siri has some lovely canned responses, shaped to match common human inputs, and improved based on what new common inputs come in, largely by adding more human inputs rather than really dynamically generated content.

    Data science can help you shape an estimate to match previous responses better, can shape a curve to match an exponent better - but it isn't neuroscience.

    ELIZA and her informational descendants like Siri aren't immitating humans - they're selecting from a data set of mixed repeating inputs and canned responses, with a few lexical alterations for effect.

    They're not systems fooling humans - they're humans fooling humans using sliced up prerecorded clips.

    Almost all of artificial intelligence and even business intelligence is like that - focused on satisfying expectations to some percentage, not on actually modelling absolute truth. As long as customers are indicating improvement, managers give the thumbs up, it continues.

    It's very much more stage magic than anything else - under the hood, it's ugly framework and empty air, but dressed up to show the illusion just where it can be seen.

    Which makes sense - if you're spending millions, and millions, and millions on it - you expect some stagecraft, I mean "modern professionalism" painted on top to pretend every dollar was spend with perfect wisdom.

    Siri-ously though - it's a cool extension of previous technology, and a neat way to present it to cell-phone users and the like. But it's also cheesy use of such tools, and shouldn't be taken as more than window dressing to other tools as it is. The promise of 'virtual assistants' from the mid 90's is nowhere closer with this. Wolfram Alpha might be closer - but they're mostly in the same bag of oddball interfaces.

    Ryan Fenton

  16. The lights are on, but there's nobody home by arth1 · · Score: 1

    There's certainly no AI there. These kinds of apps are currently just expert systems with manual tweaks and a search fallback.

    1. Re:The lights are on, but there's nobody home by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Well thats a relief. I was under the impression that AI was going to take over the planet next week.

    2. Re:The lights are on, but there's nobody home by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Well thats a relief. I was under the impression that AI was going to take over the planet next week.

      Nah, it will take over the Boring Company next week. The rest of the world doesn't have to worry for another few centuries.

  17. Siri's intelligence by Quasar1999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actual conversation I had with Siri.

    "Siri, what is my relationship status?" ... "I can't answer that"
    "Siri, what is my marital status?" ... "I can't answer that"
    "Siri, phone my wife" ... proceeds to phone my wife.
    "Siri, where is my girlfriend?" ... "Your wife is right beside you."


    That last one has me confused. Did Siri know that I am married and thus girlfriend means spouse? Or did she try to warn me that my wife was right next to me.

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    1. Re:Siri's intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Siri was referring to herself. Relationships revealed.

  18. Siri solved hard problems, then bungled easy stuff by MorePower · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All my life, we've been expecting voice recognition "real soon now". And it always flopped. You had to shout really slowly and carefully to get the system to recognize maybe half the words you said.

    Then along came Siri, and finally there was a commercially available system that was good enough with normal speaking tone and pace (mostly) and... it dropped the ball miserably at doing simple stuff with the recognized speech.
    I haven't tried Siri in ages, so maybe they've improved it recently, but I already gave up on using it because of how dumb it was. For example:

    I could ask Siri for directions, say to my hotel, and she would understand fine. But if I asked for gas stations along my route, or restaurants near my destination she wouldn't do it. My old Tom-Tom could do that fine, you had to push the touchscreen as it had no voice capabilities, but it did it great. Siri could understand my voice, but could not do what my Tom-Tom could. To add insult to injury, Siri's canned response indicated that she understood what I was asking for (to use my route or destination as a search location instead of my current position), she just wouldn't do it.

    Another time, I wanted to call my wife from a rental car (my regular car has its own voice recognition that works better for this). So I asked Siri to call [wife's name]. She didn't understand, fine, my wife has a weird foreign name. So asked Siri to call [our last name]. She found 2 people with that last name in my contacts (myself and my wife ) and asked me which one I wanted to call. Great! I responded "[wife's name]" Siri then asked "what do you want to do with [wife's name]?" Siri you just asked me which of 2 people I wanted to call! Oh well, I responded "Call her". Siri didn't understand what "Call her" meant and looked up websites related to "Call her". Now even back in the '80s when playing Infocom text adventures like Zork, you could type commands like "hit troll" have the game respond "what do you want to hit the troll with?" and answer "axe". The game remembered just fine that it asked you to fill in some info, and was ready to plug in the new info into what you were doing a few commands ago. But Siri couldn'do that, 30 years later.

  19. Re:Siri solved hard problems, then bungled easy st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She found 2 people with that last name in my contacts (myself and my wife ) and asked me which one I wanted to call. Great! I responded "[wife's name]" Siri then asked "what do you want to do with [wife's name]?" Siri you just asked me which of 2 people I wanted to call! Oh well, I responded "Call her". Siri didn't understand what "Call her" meant and looked up websites related to "Call her". Now even back in the '80s when playing Infocom text adventures like Zork, you could type commands like "hit troll" have the game respond "what do you want to hit the troll with?" and answer "axe". The game remembered just fine that it asked you to fill in some info, and was ready to plug in the new info into what you were doing a few commands ago. But Siri couldn'do that, 30 years later.

    Oh, if I call the wife and forget to specify "mobile" Siri will tell me there are five phone numbers, which do I want to call, reads the entire list without letting me interrupt, and promptly forgets what she was doing after reading the list.

  20. Re:Siri solved hard problems, then bungled easy st by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Awhile back, I tried to phone my mom. She has ONE number listed, and an easy name, but Siri still couldn't do it right. If I'd actually been driving instead of parked, I probably would have crashed into something while yelling obscenities at the phone. I ended up taking the phone out and dialing the number manually.

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  21. A bad acquisition? by bunyip · · Score: 1

    I suspect that the Siri founders painted a vision where all these capabilities were just 6 months away, with "hockey stick" revenue curves and smattering of the usual lies that startups use to inflate their valuation. Now they act surprised that Apple can't make it do all these things...

    A.

    1. Re:A bad acquisition? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      This isn't surprising. The 90% is the easy part. It is the last 10% which is the hardest and takes a long time to get right (or is even impossible to do).

  22. Re:Siri solved hard problems, then bungled easy st by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1

    What I love is how Siri has built in logic to detect swearing and tell you not to use such language, but it can't do basic things like keep the context of the question that it had literally just asked you a moment before. Brilliant way to spend your programming resources Apple... Make sure Siri has a witty comeback if I use profanity because of how crappy it is at not understanding context that it literally created by asking me a question.

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  23. Re:Siri solved hard problems, then bungled easy st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahhh yes. You mention ZORK, and instantly "open the mailbox andread letter" to my wonderful childhood.

  24. AI isn't by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

    Because true AI is generations away from current technology architecture?
    Task programming (ie, the "task" of converting speech to text) is in no way, artificial intelligence. The ability to recognize patterns (when an algorithm is designed to recognize patterns) is in no way, AI either. Don't let parlor tricks fool you. We have nothing that approaches AI today. Nothing.

  25. Re:Siri solved hard problems, then bungled easy st by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

    It has flopped because there is NO AI. There are no systems that have any comprehension of your context, your experiences or your insight. That is AI. Everything else is a "parlor trick" to try and make you believe it's intelligence.

  26. Re:Siri solved hard problems, then bungled easy st by MorePower · · Score: 1

    I don't think SIRI needs AI to be more useful. Once it does the 'hard part' of converting speech to text, it just needs to use existing (non-AI) technology to make it more useful.
    The two examples I gave were already on the market technology (the second one for over 30 years) that Apple could have trivially copied, but didn't.

  27. You can't Cook this sh*t up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're probably looking for a level of perfection they can't get.

    Give it up; the jobmeister is gone.

    He happens to be six feet underground. Too soon? You saw me standing alone...

  28. The irony of this is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That Star Trek TNG *DIDN'T* have the computer act all knowing (except in a few episodes about computers gaining consciousness, or some of the Voyager eps with the neural packs..) You had to tell it 'Computer, .' Sometimes it wouldn't respond, sometimes it would ask you to rephrase the question. While it certainly had processing functionality greater than the current offerings, it for the most part perfectly mimicked where we are today, sans the 'holodeck programming' and a few other things which we have the technology for today, but not integated into voice applications yet.

  29. Re:Siri solved hard problems, then bungled easy st by martinX · · Score: 1

    I listen to one album on my daily motorbike ride. Morning and evening, it's the same. I ask Siri to play it.

    "Siri, play Beach House"
    I get one of these responses:

    >>> "Hmmm. I'm having trouble finding that. If you're not on wi-fi or 4G please connect." (You'd think Siri would know my network status, and it *is always* connected when she says this).

    >>> Plays Led Zeppelin

    >>> Nothing

    >>> Starts playing from where the album left off.

    >>> Plays the album from the beginning. YAY!

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  30. It's not "how much Siri can't do". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not "how much Siri can't do". It is "AI, or, I would rather say, what's being called AI, can't do". AI, in its current shape, is nothing but a glorified expert system which works fine in well defined domain. That has nothing to do with human intelligence. So, the usual sequence of events is (i) you create something you call AI, market it and sell it. (ii)Profit! (iii) Then some gullible customers start wonder why that system isn't quite intelligent.

  31. Surprise and delight is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It does come up with quips and jokes at time. Just can't pick where it does. Seems to happen mostly after hours.

  32. Was thinking about this not more than a day ago by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    I'm not an Apple guy, but I was pondering making my long (8 hour) drive more pleasant.

    Would love to be able to speak to a device and get it to read back web pages to me, basically browse via voice. Could be quite useful.

    1. Re:Was thinking about this not more than a day ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BMW has that already. It reads news headlines and it's actually pretty darn good (I use it too).

  33. Re:Siri solved hard problems, then bungled easy st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No it has flopped because the implementation of it consistently doesn't look at human factors.

    Have you used Hound? It's WAY better than Siri at core. It just needs support of a phone maker. Has anyone bought it? NOPE. Cause they don't care about the design.

    It's not the lack of AI. It's the lack of Real I.

  34. Re:Siri solved hard problems, then bungled easy st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed. A swear should be great data that the previous interaction needs work. instead they throw the data away and at the same time piss off the user, who is already angry.

  35. Re:Siri solved hard problems, then bungled easy st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It should be able to handle that. But it can't. So here's a trick. Put a contact in for your mother like 'mater natura yourlastname.' Fill in the first two words int he first name and the last name right in the last name.

    When you ask to call a nice long name like that, she'll get it right.

    It's 'Ann' and 'Bob' she can't handle.