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Trump Signs Law Weakening Shield For Online Services (vice.com)

President Donald Trump has signed a new law aimed at curbing sex trafficking. From a report: The bill -- a mashup of the Fight Online Sex Trafficking Act (FOSTA) and the Stop Enabling Sex Traffickers Act (SESTA), which is commonly referred to as the latter -- passed Congress in March. It makes websites liable for what users say and do on their platforms, and many advocacy groups have come out against the bill, saying that it undermines essential internet freedoms.

It could be months -- or as late as January 2019 -- before FOSTA is enacted and anyone could be charged under the law. But even in the days immediately after the bill passed in Congress, platforms started scrambling to proactively shut down forums or whole sites where sex trafficking could feasibly happen. Fringe dating websites, sex trade and advertising forums, and even portions of Craigslist were taken down in the weeks following, while companies like Google started strictly enforcing terms of service around sexual speech.
Commenting on the development, EFF said, "As we've already seen, this bill silences online speech by forcing Internet platforms to censor their users."

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  1. Campaign websites will become targets by jimbolauski · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I for one can't wait until the politicians who approved this bill have users post links "illegal" sites and they get hauled off to jail.

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    1. Re:Campaign websites will become targets by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 2

      I am looking for junior representatives in government -- young, willing, and eager to please me by enacting policies of my choosing, without citing their "seniority" as independence from me as a special interest. Make me feel like a very special interest. I want to feel your warmth in my pocket.

      If you or some people you're able to acquire are able to perform this service for me, please contact. You'll find me to be a generous friend.

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    2. Re:Campaign websites will become targets by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      I for one can't wait until the politicians who approved this bill have users post links "illegal" sites and they get hauled off to jail.

      Nah, lawmakers will make certain there's an exemption for those in power just like the exemptions Congress has to "insider trading" laws so that they may enrich themselves via their foreknowledge regarding new laws, Acts. and actions of the government that affect stock prices.

      I wonder how many people are checking to see if anyone in Congress has a softball game scheduled?

      Strat

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  2. Now we can go after Backpage by Sniper98G · · Score: 2

    Since everyone in Congress told us this bill was necessary to take down Backpage.com, are they going to after them now?

    1. Re:Now we can go after Backpage by Sniper98G · · Score: 1

      But how would they do that without this law that they needed?

    2. Re:Now we can go after Backpage by rogoshen1 · · Score: 2

      pro-tip: anytime you're engaged in an illegal activity of ANY kind at scale; you will almost by definition be involved in money laundering. (unless you have shoe-boxes full of cash in your house.. which is probably illegal all by itself in 2018)

    3. Re:Now we can go after Backpage by dasgoober · · Score: 1

      No, Backpage was claiming that they had no connection to, and therefore wasn't responsible, for what users posted and what business was initiated, using their site.

  3. You could move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you hate this country and individual rights so much why not move to Bullshit Mountain?

  4. Yes. On Monday. by H3lldr0p · · Score: 1

    Charges were unsealed and the people who run the site were arrested at the same time.

    That was before the law was officially signed which tells you just how badly some people were wanting to take the site down.

    1. Re:Yes. On Monday. by Sniper98G · · Score: 2

      Or that this law is completely unnecessary and Backpage was just a strawman to get this power grab passed.

    2. Re:Yes. On Monday. by H3lldr0p · · Score: 1

      Considering that the law literally gives people the ability to go after sites for things they did before the law the passed, I'm pretty certain that this is the backup plan to these charges.

    3. Re:Yes. On Monday. by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      The more logical conclusion is that these things are unrelated.

    4. Re:Yes. On Monday. by Sniper98G · · Score: 2

      This law gives THE GOVERNMENT the ability to go after sites for things that are most definitely not what Backpage did. Under the old law, if you contributed to sex trafficking though your own actions your immunity was revoked. Under the new law, if a user does something that the government decides you should have known about and stopped, your immunity is revoked. That's a huge difference, and includes a nice little bit where the government can dispense arbitrary justice by picking and choosing who should have know what.

  5. Re:The end of Web 2.0 by guruevi · · Score: 1

    Most UGC is being claimed as copyrighted by the providers, if they want the rights to it then deal with the consequences. The solution here is decentralization and self-hosting of your content.

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  6. Re:BLOWJOBS $20.00!!! by guruevi · · Score: 1

    I don't think Slashdot knowingly assisted you in sex trafficking.

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  7. Re:BLOWJOBS $20.00!!! by Sniper98G · · Score: 1

    Which would have been sufficient under the old system. Under the new rules they can be held responsible if the government thinks they should have know about it and stopped it.

  8. Re:The end of Web 2.0 by jellomizer · · Score: 2

    For most sites with User-Generated content for the business model. Normally have ways to find and remove inappropriate material.
    Otherwise their forums would fall apart from all the chatter and abusers. Doing this type of work to keep the forums clean in general is a good business practice to keep their business model.

    The sites at risk are ones who just say "don't do that" with a wink-wink-nudge-nudge and cry when they are being targeted because there is illegal activity going on and they are not doing anything about it, behind a twisted version of free speech.

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  9. How does anyone run an online dating site by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    In the wake of this?

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    1. Re:How does anyone run an online dating site by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      From outside of the US, I imagine.

    2. Re:How does anyone run an online dating site by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Return to what was once a classified magazine https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
      Run the ad and people would buy the locally printed magazine for cash.

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  10. Re: Good by gnick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This would all be much simpler if we'd just legalize & regulate prostitution already.

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  11. Bill was Bipartisan 97-2 by mtalbot6 · · Score: 2

    Trump didn't act unilaterally this time. The bill passed in the Senate 97-2: https://www.democrats.senate.g...

    1. Re:Bill was Bipartisan 97-2 by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Yes, after being told by everyone in the freaking world--police, investigators, sex trafficking experts--that it will actually cause more harm to victims of sex trafficking and make it harder for police to find them and intervene.

      There are a ton of proposals out there that actually do things like put more funding up for investigation resources. FOSTA covers up the problem so we don't have to look at it, and causes it to fester even worse. People will die for this. 15-year-old hookers will be pimped and beaten with no hope of rescue.

      I intend to engage as many experts as I can find to craft something actually useful, and repeal and replace this stupid and broken piece of legislation. Notice that Ron Wyden is again the only sane man in the room. I like Elizabeth Warren, but this is facepalm.

      My State senator is Barbara Robinson. She is fucking phenomenal. When criminal-justice-related stuff hits the Senate, she always votes the right way. Ron Wyden looks to be that in the US Senate, but for Internet- and technology-related things. The man actually blew up on an FBI director for claiming that encryption backdoors would be absolutely safe and viable.

    2. Re:Bill was Bipartisan 97-2 by jythie · · Score: 1

      At the end of the day, scared suburban parents who think brown pimps are waiting around every corner ready to snatch their daughters vote en-mass, while sex workers living on the edge of financial disaster generally don't.

    3. Re:Bill was Bipartisan 97-2 by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      These people didn't pass this because voters were demanding it; they passed it because they have no idea what they're doing.

      My answer to the financial thing is to simply eliminate poverty. Right now I'm working on a completely-new approach to tax and income policy. I've figured out a replacement for tax brackets and personal exemptions, and possibly the Standard Deduction. I'm not sure if there's an alternative to the Mortgage Interest deduction or SALT deductions (these were big topics for the GOP's tax plan, and were shot down because there's no compensating mechanism); and tax-deferred savings--401(k) and IRA--will always require an above-line deduction from AGI, so you can't eliminate deductions entirely anyway.

      The whole thing started as a Universal Dividend I designed to end all homelessness and hunger in the United States, and eventually turned into rebukes against the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, stronger income equity programs, and a minimum wage that doesn't leave the poorest to stay just as poor while the rest of us get richer.

      I don't doubt there will still be prostitutes anyway; I just figure there will be fewer, as the ones desperate for survival will suddenly be secure and capable of surviving without resorting to prostitution. Those already affected probably won't surface out of it so easily; but the flow of new, desperate Americans resorting to such means will stop, probably in its entire. Likewise, those being forced into it by criminal parties will have the financial means to flee and make a stable life somewhere out of reach (or have the police involved and not worry about where they're going afterwards).

      Freedom and security are the solution to this problem.

    4. Re:Bill was Bipartisan 97-2 by bug_hunter · · Score: 1

      That's the big tragedy.
      Vote against this, and you'll be labelled as being "pro-sex trafficking"
      Try to give a nuanced answer as to why this bill is counter productive and very few people will listen.

      Voting for or against a law is nearly always judged by the law's stated intent, not by it's effectiveness or by its unintended consequences.

      Thanks for doing your bit to try and change it.

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    5. Re:Bill was Bipartisan 97-2 by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Try to give a nuanced answer as to why this bill is counter productive and very few people will listen.

      Generally, very few people don't listen; speak up.

      People got pissed at our State Senate recently for trying to put enormous penalties for violent and sexual crime re-offenders, with mandatory minimums. One Senator (yes, it was Zirkin) told me there were no mandatory minimums because the "no judge shall issue a sentence less than the minimum defined for these crimes" line leaves them open for review; of course, another clause says that these people aren't eligible for parole until they've served those minimums, or 60% of their sentence--whichever is larger.

      Here's a hint: you put them in prison; you didn't implement a prison system that turns them into productive citizens, even though that's been done in Norway, Ireland, and North Dakota; you dumped them out on the street with no aid, after locking them in cages and treating them like animals, turning them into worse criminals; and now you want to put them back in the cage because they re-offended. What did you think was going to happen?!

      No, Senator, this is your fault. Stop building prisons and showing tough sentences and start rolling out dynamic security, inmate diversion, stronger and better parole programs, and prison-to-productivity pipelines.

      "We're going to put violent rapists who commit rape again in prison for a lot longer" sounds great. So did the whole end-run around due process (the bill allowed courts to introduce evidence of other crimes not prosecuted so as to influence the sentencing--5-20 years, and we have too little evidence to prosecute the other 5 times you did this, but hey, we'll put you in prison for 20 years because of those too!). Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way and you're just making the problem worse.

      People aren't stupid; nobody's willing to stand up and do the right thing.

      I need to have a talk with Madaleno (he voted for this and is running for Governor) soon. If he doesn't shift position lickity-split, he's not getting my vote. This is coming up in my endorsement interview with central labor this week, as well; even if they don't endorse me, I intend to shift their criminal justice reform stance (which is forward, but barely), and maybe send them after these people. It might not be good for your career when a Congressional Candidate mentions in public needing to work with the State governor and legislature as part of a major criminal justice reform effort and has some unfortunate reservations about your recent position on the issue.

  12. Re:1st amendment zealots by rogoshen1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As an afficionado of trolling attempts; this one caught my eye. Notice the playful way in which he's attempting to elicit a response by hitting the key points of "think of the children" and then accusing those who disagree of being zealots. Then by calling out founding father's and using a bit of .. what can only be called "psychic wizardry" to ascertain what a group of people who died 200 odd years ago were actually thinking (despite them being very, very clear in the phrasing) he's attempting to reel you in by basically saying: "Hey, i'm just like you - a patriotic American! This shouldn't be controversial!"

    But then he sadly botches the landing with that last sentence. Hitting the 'think of the children' trope yet again, he ruins the craftsmanship of the previous sentences.

    All in all, i'd give it a 5/10. Good potential though, keep it up!

  13. Re:Anything related to Antifa is toast by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    It's ok. Any law that tangentially severely stifles speech has always been upheld as constitutional by the Supreme Court.

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  14. Dichotomy by sycodon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Without picking a side, I'd like to point out the interesting dichotomy we have here.

    On the one had, with regards to the Second Amendment, some people are more than willing to infringe on Rights when they believe the greater good would be served . Often making the argument that the Second is outdated, that the founders never saw Semiautomatic weapons coming, etc.

    On the other hand, presumably those same people absolutely stand against a law the also arguably infringes on Free Speech rights and arguably for a purpose just as valid as their Second Amendment statements. After all, the Founding Fathers could never had imagined that a 12 year old girl could be purchased anywhere on the continent with the click of a button. (Ironically, 12 year old girls were practically marriage material back then.)

    I guess a silver lining in all of this is that pretty much everyone will become acutely aware of the consequences of infringing on any of our Constitutional Rights, no matter how well intentioned.

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    1. Re:Dichotomy by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      On the one had, with regards to the Second Amendment, some people are more than willing to infringe on Rights when they believe the greater good would be served . Often making the argument that the Second is outdated, that the founders never saw Semiautomatic weapons coming, etc.

      Not really. The 2nd Amendment specifically refers to "a well-regulated militia". Almost no other parts of the Constitution and Amendments include a rationale, so the only reasonable interpretation is that the rationale was included for a specific reason. It's no different than advocating for patent reform because one feels that the current system is not meeting the purpose explicitly given in the Constitution.

    2. Re: Dichotomy by sycodon · · Score: 1

      And every other right in the Bill of Rights is acknowledged as an individual Right.

      Supremes agree the Second is an individual Right also

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    3. Re:Dichotomy by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      After all, the Founding Fathers could never had imagined that a 12 year old girl could be purchased anywhere on the continent with the click of a button.

      Make sure and provide reputable links when making outlandish claims.

    4. Re: Dichotomy by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Minors aren't allowed to own hand guns in most jurisdictions. They are quite capable of handling small rifles if adequately supervised. Some kids start hunting at that age. The Boy Scouts also train kids that age in handling guns (and archery).

      When are you going to come for the knives (like our idiot cousins across the pond)?

      You must have been great fun in industrial arts class.

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    5. Re: Dichotomy by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      After all, the Founding Fathers could never had imagined that a 12 year old girl could be purchased anywhere on the continent with the click of a button. (Ironically, 12 year old girls were practically marriage material back then.)

      Adding a button into the process doesn't change anything. It would have been FAR easier to purchase a 12 year old girl back in their time than it is today, especially given that age of consent laws were nonexistent, bordellos were considered a legitimate business, and girls as young as 11 worked as prostitutes.

      Plus there was that whole "slavery" thing back then which meant that you could buy a black girl of any age you wanted whenever the hell you pleased.

    6. Re:Dichotomy by sycodon · · Score: 1

      You seriously don't think human trafficking is a thing, eh?

      Are you also denying that Pagepage.com was pimping underage women?

      Seriously?

      Maybe someone should be checking your computer.

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    7. Re:Dichotomy by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      The 'militia' in the context of the 1790 meant all able bodied males that might be eligible for military service. That means YOU.

      In the genuine historical context you are trying to distort, YOU personally would be responsible for owning an M-16 and knowing how to use it. You would also be expected to go off adventuring with the Army whenever called to do so.

      You are also deeply confused about patent reform. If anything, most ideas about IP reform in general are about getting back to practices closer to what we had in 1790. It's about getting rid of the modernist crap and stupidity derived from "living document" nonsense.

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    8. Re:Dichotomy by KeensMustard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Without picking a side, I'd like to point out the interesting dichotomy we have here.

      Without picking a side, let me also point out another interesting dichotomy: with regards to the First Amendment, some people are more than willing to infringe on Rights when they believe the greater good would be served . Often making the argument that the First is outdated, that the founders could never have imagined the internet, etc.

      On the other hand, presumably those same people absolutely stand against a law the also arguably infringes on Gun Ownership rights and arguably for a purpose just as valid as their First Amendment statements. After all, the Founding Fathers could never had imagined that gun ownership would become what it is today, a tool to support tyranny (by luring a large proportion of the population into believing that tyranny is impossible as long as they are allowed to own a gun. It's land for beads).

      The difference between youir dichotomy and mine, is perhaps free speech is a fundamental right necessary of the upholding of liberty, and gun ownership has no actual impact on a persons liberty, anymore than the "right' to buy toothpaste, or certain sorts of drugs.

    9. Re:Dichotomy by harrkev · · Score: 2

      The 2nd Amendment specifically refers to "a well-regulated militia".

      The 2nd Amendment mentions the militia as a REASON for having the right (and not necessarily the only reason). But note that it says that the right belongs to "the PEOPLE" and not "the MILITIA."

      But, let's assume that you are right. So, you are encouraging anybody who wants to own guns to join a local organized militia. Is that what your argument is? Do you really WANT people joining militias? Or would the thought of your neighbors being a part of a militia terrify you?

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    10. Re:Dichotomy by darthyoshiboy · · Score: 2

      I wish I had points to mod you up. The first amendment protects an intrinsic attribute of being a person, while the second regulates a very external piece of optional property that arguably exists only to destroy. It's as false a dichotomy as has ever been drawn, obviously people are willing to take very different stances on these things, one is fundamental humanism while the other is a right to own a very specific type of property.

    11. Re:Dichotomy by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Check the link. It discusses trafficking of underage girls on the internet.

      Last I looked, you buy things on the internet by clicking a button.

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    12. Re:Dichotomy by KeensMustard · · Score: 2
      Why are you asking me?

      By the way, I note with interest your signature. That seems to strongly imply that you see yourself as living under fascism. Why didn't your guns prevent that with their magical powers?

    13. Re:Dichotomy by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      Check the link. It discusses trafficking of underage girls on the internet.

      Last I looked, you buy things on the internet by clicking a button.

      Right, so because people involved with human trafficking use the internet (like most of humanity), it therefore follows that in the USA, you can but a 12 year old girl with the click of a button.

      FUD much?

    14. Re:Dichotomy by poity · · Score: 1

      You are correct, but I've been told that witty ripostes pointing out hypocrisy falls in the realm of Whataboutism.

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    15. Re:Dichotomy by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, presumably those same people absolutely stand against a law the also arguably infringes on Free Speech rights

      I don't think that should be presumed. If 97% of congress passes a bill in a bipartisan way, then they've probably done polls showing that Americans largely support the bill.

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    16. Re:Dichotomy by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's all very well, but what about the other guy huh? What about that?

    17. Re:Dichotomy by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Where do you live, Disneyland?

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    18. Re:Dichotomy by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Yo, asshole.

      Go Fuck Yourself.

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    19. Re:Dichotomy by sycodon · · Score: 1

      You read the sig incorrectly.

      Since you apparently live in Disneyland, I'm not surprised.

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    20. Re: Dichotomy by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      No other right in the Bill of Rights has a rationale attached. The Supremes have changed their minds before, and have demonstrably been wrong on the interpretation of the Constitution (I mean, if they change their minds, they were wrong either before or after).

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    21. Re:Dichotomy by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I find the claim frighteningly plausible. Of course, I have no idea where to go to get the button in question, or any desire to buy a 12-year-old.

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    22. Re:Dichotomy by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      WRONG

    23. Re:Dichotomy by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      You read the sig incorrectly.

      You don;t live under tyranny. So you are a part of the tyranny?

    24. Re:Dichotomy by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      I find the claim frighteningly plausible.

      Do you see any difference between finding something plausible and claiming it as a fact? That's my point.

    25. Re:Dichotomy by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Of course I do. However, something that's plausible isn't really FUD, as you claimed it was.

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    26. Re:Dichotomy by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Do I really have to explain that sentence to you?

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  15. All long-term, philosophical implications aside by bjdevil66 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's hard to stomach a law meant to curb bad sexual behavior signed by Mr. "Grab 'em by the pussy".

    1. Re:All long-term, philosophical implications aside by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Note that he didn't say "Pay 'em, and then grab 'em by the pussy," everyone knows a gentleman pays after the grab

    2. Re:All long-term, philosophical implications aside by whoever57 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's never consensual when there is a big power imbalance.

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    3. Re:All long-term, philosophical implications aside by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      You're just butt hurt that there are girls that will be his groupies.

      Is that okay? Then it ought ought to be okay to do so by the Internet.

      The current situation is: it's illegal to advertise certain services on the Internet even if your are in a jurisdiction where those services are legal. Whereas, if you are the president, paying for prostitutes is a sign of your virility and attractiveness. Does that seem right to you?

    4. Re:All long-term, philosophical implications aside by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Yet that idea was put in your head through the massive power imbalance of the state.

  16. Re:The end of Web 2.0 by jythie · · Score: 1

    The sites most at risk are the ones without massive piles of cash and overseas backups that would allow them to survive law enforcement testing out the new law. That is why so many sites decided to self censor. By the letter of the law very few of them would likely be involation, esp since it includes a section talking about the intent of the changes. However, many of the sites are scared about the law being used against them in a way that would destroy their business even if the case was thrown out.

  17. What's the physical world equivalent to this? by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

    I've been contemplating how to relate this to the real world.

    I think this is equivalent to being able to criminally and civilly charge a hotel chain if any prostitution occurs on their property that they didn't take measures to stop. They must then spy on all of their clients to at least try to be able to prove that they were taking reasonable steps to make sure that no prostitution is occurring on their property. Since that would be nearly impossible to perfectly perform, the only solution they'd have to be truly safe from any prosecution is to not allow any more than one person in a room at a time.

    All of that leads me to question whether this law is an attempt to ban social discourse on the web because the only effective defense is to not allow more than one person in a conversation.

    1. Re:What's the physical world equivalent to this? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Re "All of that leads me to question whether this law is an attempt to ban social discourse on the web because the only effective defense is to not allow more than one person in a conversation."

      China and communism when after what they saw as the 'Four Olds' of society: old customs, old culture, old habits and old ideas.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/..."Four_Olds"
      Todays US SJW are going after The United States Constitution by granting US governments the color of law to make speech online illegal.

      The first use of the new laws will be most dramatic and on some topic thats easy to understand.

      The next sites will be political and news.
      Then history, fiction, publications, statues, academic publications, history, art, music, TV shows, movies.

      Everything will have to fit in with what US SJW approve of or get a color of law ban.
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    2. Re:What's the physical world equivalent to this? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      In murder mysteries of a certain period, there are a lot of hotel detectives who seem to be primarily devoted to hindering the use of the place for extramarital or premarital sex. Having the house dick (which appears to be period usage, at least in the fiction) presumably meant the hotel couldn't be accused of allowing prostitution (or adultery or whatever...).

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  18. The Pimps' union must have good lobbyists by schwit1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Who could have seen this coming, besides anyone who gave it a moment’s thought?

    The new federal legislation that closed down Backpage.com "is creating an actual market for pimps."
    WaPo reports on the unintended consequences of the Fight Online Sex Trafficking Act.
    According to The Guardian, the site allowed sex workers to screen potential online clients before meeting them in person. It was a simple layer of safety without resorting to pimps for protection. These deals, that were once handled online, will now be pushed back into the open streets, leaving women on their own to protect.

    The Internet disintermediates. Take away the Internet, and you get re-intermediation.

    1. Re:The Pimps' union must have good lobbyists by o_ferguson · · Score: 1
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  19. Re:Anything related to Antifa is toast by Patent+Lover · · Score: 2

    It's going to be really funny when they have to shut down Twitter and the POTUS will have no way to communicate with the outside world.

  20. I Canada, meanwhile ... by DaveyJJ · · Score: 1

    Our Craiglist personal pages work just fine. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to write a reply to a woman who only wants to go shopping at Holt Renfrew in exchange for me to experience her one hour bikini Jello wrestling in-call only services.

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    1. Re:I Canada, meanwhile ... by o_ferguson · · Score: 1

      I once literally died in the street in front of Holt Renfrew. I was on 1000mg of DXM powder and the cops & paramedics both reported no signs of life.

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  21. SCOTUS proved you wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    SCOTUS proved with the DC vs. Heller decision about the "well regulated militia" clause once and for all. If you don't like the 2A, campaign to have a Constitutional amendment made to repeal it.

  22. All able bodied 18-45 in militia by drnb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not really. The 2nd Amendment specifically refers to "a well-regulated militia".

    In constitutional days well-regulated meant equipped and trained to an effective level, it did *not* mean having all your regulatory paperwork and permissions in order.

    Also to this day by federal law the federal militia includes all able bodied male citizens age 18-45. There is no enlistment, no signup, no requirement to show up anywhere and train, you are in automatically. This is the "inactive" component component of the militia, the national guard is the "active" component of the militia. The national guard is not the entire militia. Armed citizens with no prior armed forces affiliation are also part of the federal militia.

    Almost no other parts of the Constitution and Amendments include a rationale, so the only reasonable interpretation is that the rationale was included for a specific reason. It's no different than advocating for patent reform because one feels that the current system is not meeting the purpose explicitly given in the Constitution.

    Armed citizens with no prior armed forces affiliation are also part of the federal militia. Hence the 2nd amendment being an individual right that supports the militia. And as others have pointed out the 2nd amendment has also been ruled an individual right with respect to self defense. Which also has a historical tie to the militia. In colonial/constitutional days the militia was not just used for military conflict, it could also be used to suppress riots, defend against and/or arrest bandits, etc.

    1. Re:All able bodied 18-45 in militia by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Further, his position implicitly argues that members of the "militia", all able bodied make citizens (let's throw in women these days), should actually be able to purchase M-16s and other military rifles.

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    2. Re:All able bodied 18-45 in militia by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Also to this day by federal law the federal militia includes all able bodied male citizens age 18-45. There is no enlistment, no signup, no requirement to show up anywhere and train, you are in automatically. This is the "inactive" component component of the militia, the national guard is the "active" component of the militia. The national guard is not the entire militia. Armed citizens with no prior armed forces affiliation are also part of the federal militia.

      I don't think that is quite true. Congress does get to organize and decide the training standards of the militia (Article I, Clause 15 & 16), and as things have it, they have essentially made organization and training for the militia into joining the National Guard (ie active military) and any militia which hasn't done so is not covered by articles of war and can be tried for disobeience.Larger discussion here.

    3. Re:All able bodied 18-45 in militia by drnb · · Score: 1

      Also to this day by federal law the federal militia includes all able bodied male citizens age 18-45. There is no enlistment, no signup, no requirement to show up anywhere and train, you are in automatically. This is the "inactive" component component of the militia, the national guard is the "active" component of the militia. The national guard is not the entire militia. Armed citizens with no prior armed forces affiliation are also part of the federal militia.

      I don't think that is quite true. Congress does get to organize and decide the training standards of the militia (Article I, Clause 15 & 16), and as things have it, they have essentially made organization and training for the militia into joining the National Guard (ie active military) and any militia which hasn't done so is not covered by articles of war and can be tried for disobeience.Larger discussion here.

      I used "active" and "inactive" when I should have used "organized" and "unorganized". Apologies for any confusion. The national guard remains only part of the militia, the organized part, the remaining able bodied males of military age with no existing connection to the armed forces whatsoever the unorganized part:

      "10 U.S. Code 246 - Militia: composition and classes
      (a) The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.
      (b) The classes of the militia are—
      (1) the organized militia, which consists of the National Guard and the Naval Militia; and
      (2) the unorganized militia, which consists of the members of the militia who are not members of the National Guard or the Naval Militia."
      https://www.law.cornell.edu/us...

      "32 U.S. Code 313 - Appointments and enlistments: age limitations
      (a) To be eligible for original enlistment in the National Guard, a person must be at least 17 years of age and under 45, or under 64 years of age and a former member of the Regular Army, Regular Navy, Regular Air Force, or Regular Marine Corps. To be eligible for reenlistment, a person must be under 64 years of age.
      (b) To be eligible for appointment as an officer of the National Guard, a person must
      (1) be a citizen of the United States; and
      (2) be at least 18 years of age and under 64."
      https://www.law.cornell.edu/us...

      States may have similar laws regarding the unorganized state militia.

    4. Re:All able bodied 18-45 in militia by Agripa · · Score: 1

      I don't think that is quite true. Congress does get to organize and decide the training standards of the militia (Article I, Clause 15 & 16), and as things have it, they have essentially made organization and training for the militia into joining the National Guard (ie active military) and any militia which hasn't done so is not covered by articles of war and can be tried for disobeience.Larger discussion here.

      This was specifically discussed during ratification. It is a right of the *people* and says so because otherwise, Congress could disarm the people simply by disbanding the militia. They were very cognizant of the difference between an unorganized militia (the people) and a "select" militia which is the National Guard.

  23. Re:The end of Web 2.0 by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

    That removal is now a business critical action. The concept of what actions will show that a service took reasonable precautions to prevent being a party to any trafficking will be a moving bar defined by 12 jurors at a time.

    Also, what sites this applies to is very unclear. To be safe, you had better be reading it as all sites on which people may publicly or privately communicate. News sites with editors approving every article and no commenting allowed should be safe, but little else.

    It is also not limited to written communication. Microsoft, for example, understands this. It is certainly the reason for the Skype censorship recently in the news.

    We should see censorship announcements in all of the email systems and all messaging systems of any type start pouring out in the near future. Facetime, for example, is at its root an internet service. Even most phone traffic today could be argued to be internet service though, other, more explicit laws, may override censoring them.

  24. Is anybody surprised? by hyades1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Many advocacy groups have come out against the bill, saying that it undermines essential internet freedoms.

    Of course it does. That's the fucking point.

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  25. Slash dot too by shayd2 · · Score: 1
    " platforms started scrambling to proactively shut down forums or whole sites where sex trafficking could feasibly happen"

    We can use this site to ask for sex

    "Wanted to buy __ girl"

  26. Re:Play stupid games win stupid prizes by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

    Troll farms must pay below minimum wage. That didn't make any sense. No TOS were violated. It was an arbitrary and capricious decision.

  27. this law effects *every* website by NynexNinja · · Score: 1

    People think this law effects only sections that allow for "personals" and "adult" type categories. Actually, this law is so vague it can be applied to any web site that has a comments section or allows a user to post a message. This means about 99.99% of every web site out there can potentially be shut down. Even this web site, if someone posts an ad about prostitution in the comments section, this web site owners are liable for that content.

  28. Stifling! by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 1

    Let's see... people are using the internet to 'date.' And somehow this is a really awful thing, so, I know what to do. Let's blame the websites! They look like nice rich folks who'll be able to fill lawyer pockets with cash to fight this.

    I notice a lot of politicians and lawmakers tend to be lawyers or judges before they were politicians. Ever get the feeling they're doing stuff like this to generate income for their lawyer buddies? I mean, this is a really really ugly can of worms and you're going after the websites instead of the individuals that're actually the bad actors. Talk about backwards, stupid and defective. Just wow.

    Yeah, I dunno. Seems like government is trying to push everything into the dark web, so they can have a clean kid-friendly, politically-correct internet for the masses. I'm not sure how this is supposed to be a good thing, but maybe it'll force the trolls and their ilk in to the dark web too. Then we can have a happy cloud with no dirty spots, no controversy, and certainly no free-speech. Good job?

  29. Re:Play stupid games win stupid prizes by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

    See, in a liberal's mind, being forced to adhere to your terms of service is a grave injustice, but being forced to make a political statement you disagree with is just peachy.

  30. Private ownership key to "well-regulated militia" by drnb · · Score: 1

    The first amendment protects an intrinsic attribute of being a person, while the second regulates a very external piece of optional property that arguably exists only to destroy.

    You are mistaken. In the constitutional era private ownership was key to having a "well-regulated" militia. "Well-regulated" in that era was commonly used to describe something as effectively functioning, in the militia context properly equipped and trained. This usage is less common today, the resulting confusion a matter how phraseology and fashion changes over the centuries.

    Militia often carried their personal weapons, and those weapons were at times technologically superior to the military issued weapons. For example the Pennsylvania and Kentucky rifles of hunters as opposed to the military issued muskets. The establishment of the right to private ownership helped ensure properly equipped militias. "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." The *people* have the right so that the militia will be equipped and trained (private ownership, hunting, private target shooting, etc).

    Keep in mind that then, and *today*, the militia included all able bodied male citizens of military age. Today, the federal militia has both active and inactive components, the active the national guard and the inactive all abled bodied males age 18-45. The latter do *not* have to sign up, do *not* have to show up anywhere, ... yet they are legally part of the inactive federal militia. Well, they don't have to show up until drafted, which is legally a transfer from inactive militia to the regular reserves.

  31. Private ownership of firearms fundamental ... by drnb · · Score: 1

    ... free speech is a fundamental right necessary of the upholding of liberty, and gun ownership has no actual impact on a persons liberty, anymore than the "right' to buy toothpaste, or certain sorts of drugs ...

    You are misinformed. The Bill of Rights was specifically added to address what was considered fundamental rights, the inclusion of private ownership is its defacto establishment as fundamental. The fact that private ownership of firearms was the second item listed suggests its relative importance.

    Private ownership of firearms was fundamental because the militia was a fundamental element of national defense in constitutional days, and local "law enforcement" to some degree. The "standing army", the regulars, was quite small. Militia members were commonly equipped with their personal privately owned weapons. The text of the second amendment is establishing the right to private ownership so that militias may be more easily equipped. In a practical sense militias had sometimes been better equipped than the regulars, for example the Pennsylvania and Kentucky rifles some militia brought from home compared to the muskets issued by the army.

    You might argue that we have a large regular army, that the national guard is the modern citizen soldiers / militia, and police forces. True, but that does not change the legal fact that we also still have a federal militia to this day and the national guard is defined to be only part of that militia, the active part. There is also an inactive part that by federal law is composed of all able bodied males age 18-45. This inactive part required no signing up, there is no obligation to show up anywhere ... well, until drafted, which is legally transferring you from inactive militia to regular reserves. So even today, the existence of a militia where all military age men are legal members, is a fundamental part of national defense. Its the legal underpinning of conscription, the draft.

    While militia called to active service (drafted civilians) no longer need to bring their own weapons, the fact remains that in constitutional days this was common, hence fundamental, hence the reason a personal individual right to firearms was established, a right that helped ensure that militias were "well-regulated", ie properly equipped and trained.

    OK, beyond the draft, a federal militia is a bit of an anachronism ... until you also consider that in the constitutional era it also had a "law enforcement" / "peace keeping" / "self defense" role. The later, self defense, is recognized by the US supplement court as a right derived from the second amendment. So the second amendment has a fundamental role to this day.

    1. Re:Private ownership of firearms fundamental ... by KeensMustard · · Score: 1
      I'm not arguing about it's utility at the time it was drafted. It might have served it's intended purpose for a while, it might not have. The fact is, in modern times, the 'right' to own a gun is no more essential to liberty than the 'right' to own toothpaste or pseudoephedrine. Consider the following:

      1. If I live in a democratic country and we decide (jointly) to restrict access to guns, and then later there is a problem and the government must be overthrown, does the fact there is a law saying "you can't own guns" pose some sort of problem? Of course not - once the rule of law has been set aside, then that law has no meaning or power.

      2. In the United States, however, a large proportion of the population think that owning a gun will magically prevent tyranny. That is frankly absurd. Might as well swap that gun for a statue of Ba'al carved from a bar of soap, and then pray to it to prevent tyranny. The president recently signed a law making it illegal for prostitutes to advertise services. He also visits prostitutes and pays for sex. What is legal and permissible for some, is illegal for others. The rule of law has no meaning. Yet everything is okay, because you own a gun?

    2. Re:Private ownership of firearms fundamental ... by drnb · · Score: 2

      I'm not arguing about it's utility at the time it was drafted. It might have served it's intended purpose for a while, it might not have. The fact is, in modern times, the 'right' to own a gun is no more essential to liberty than the 'right' to own toothpaste or pseudoephedrine.

      You ignore the right to self defense, which the Supreme Court recognized as a right derived from the second amendment. Self defense being a historic militia activity as well, so the spirit of the original militia persists into modernity in that sense. Actually it exists in rare other senses as well, suppressing a riot for example, witness the armed business owners of the 1990s LA riots. Only the militia in the sense of military conflict is obsolete.

    3. Re:Private ownership of firearms fundamental ... by KeensMustard · · Score: 1
      So you accept the argument that guns are useless for defending against tyranny, which is what I actually said.

      You ignore the right to self defense, which the Supreme Court recognized as a right derived from the second amendment. Self defense being a historic militia activity as well, so the spirit of the original militia persists into modernity in that sense. Actually it exists in rare other senses as well, suppressing a riot for example, witness the armed business owners of the 1990s LA riots. Only the militia in the sense of military conflict is obsolete.

      In many countries, people are fined and pay compensation to shop owners if they break or damage property. This especially applies to countries based on Common Law, because people should be allowed to make mistakes and not be summarily executed without trial. People possess fundamental rights, shop windows do not. Common Law means that humans, no matter how lowly they are perceived to be by society, can't be summarily executed for crimes that the government (or agent of the government) accuses them of.

      So, taking your example, i.e. the circumstances being that citizens are rioting as an expression of grievance against the government and what they (the citizens) judge to be a break down in the rule of law. They are exercising their second amendment rights to rebel against tyranny. So straight away, the right of a shop owner to exercise his/her right to protect their windows and goods has to be weighed against the rights of the rioting citizens to be treated fairly under the law, their right to a fair trial, and that the punishment for crime fit the seriousness of the crime, and that in America, they have a right to exercise violence against the government, and it's agents, to protect against tyranny.

    4. Re:Private ownership of firearms fundamental ... by drnb · · Score: 1

      So you accept the argument that guns are useless for defending against tyranny, which is what I actually said.

      Actually you said "gun ownership has no actual impact on a persons liberty". Self defense is exercising liberty so you are mistaken. Another personal liberty would be engaging in hunting and sport shooting. You seem rather misinformed on this topic.

      ... citizens are rioting as an expression of grievance against the government ...

      There is no right to riot. In the 1990 LA riots Korean shopkeepers were specifically targeted for violence by some rioters. The arson that accompanies some riots can also endanger lives. Your assumption that rioting is about breaking glass windows further demonstrates your misinformed understanding of this topic.

    5. Re:Private ownership of firearms fundamental ... by KeensMustard · · Score: 1
      You disappoint me. You began by arguing well, using a reasoned argument. Don't fall into the ideological trap of using insults, micro specificity, and shouting "You're wrong!" "Your'e wrong!"

      Actually you said "gun ownership has no actual impact on a persons liberty".

      That's true, I did say that, but in the conversation you replied to, I said: In the United States, however, a large proportion of the population think that owning a gun will magically prevent tyranny. That is frankly absurd. Might as well swap that gun for a statue of Ba'al carved from a bar of soap, and then pray to it to prevent tyranny. .

      Your reply does not address this point, instead drew on other instances where liberty and gun ownership might intersect. Hence my assumption that you agree that this oft quoted trope is a fantasy.

      Self defense is exercising liberty so you are mistaken

      Those two statements don't belong together. And your view is one dimensional. There is nothing wrong with reasonable self defence. But if one citizen shoots another then the net result is a loss of liberty, since a dead person cannot exercise any liberty. For this reason a true libertarian will always seek to minimise instances where that scenarios can arise. Logically then, the presence of guns in such a scenario is a negative to the overall exercise of liberty.

      There is no right to riot.

      Well, there is. People in France (arguably the ideological home of the liberty) riot all the time. In the US, it is (arguably) protected under the First and Second amendments, which drew on similar enlightenment principles. You just meekly gave up more essential liberties in exchange for baubles.

      . In the 1990 LA riots Korean shopkeepers were specifically targeted for violence by some rioters.

      If they broke the law, then punish them according to the law. Right to fair trial is an essential liberty. And so is the right to protest. Just because they are racist arseholes doesn't mean they don't have rights. Does this sound at all familiar to you?

      The arson that accompanies some riots can also endanger lives.

      Also, shooting someone endangers their life. So that didn't work. Say, maybe you could, I dunno, punish them according to the law. because maybe the right to fair trial is an essential liberty?

    6. Re:Private ownership of firearms fundamental ... by drnb · · Score: 1

      Hence my assumption that you agree that this oft quoted trope is a fantasy.

      I'd agree with "fantasy", I wouldn't necessarily agree with "oft quoted". Except possibly in the sense of a minority opinion disproportionately quoted due to its outrageous nature and/or for framing a discussion purposes.

      Self defense is exercising liberty so you are mistaken

      Those two statements don't belong together. And your view is one dimensional. There is nothing wrong with reasonable self defence. But if one citizen shoots another then the net result is a loss of liberty, since a dead person cannot exercise any liberty. For this reason a true libertarian will always seek to minimise instances where that scenarios can arise. Logically then, the presence of guns in such a scenario is a negative to the overall exercise of liberty.

      Reasonable self defense has nothing to do with the instruments used in that defense, reasonableness has to do with the nature of the situation. You also naively assume that self defense requires the discharge of a firearm (example below). And your logic fails with respect to net liberty, a successful attack upon an innocent is also a net loss, when engaging in such an attack an attacker has forsaken their right to liberty. The liberty of the attacker and the liberty of the attacked are not equivalent.

      There is no right to riot.

      Well, there is. People in France (arguably the ideological home of the liberty) riot all the time. In the US, it is (arguably) protected under the First and Second amendments, which drew on similar enlightenment principles. You just meekly gave up more essential liberties in exchange for baubles.

      You seem to conflate vandalism and rioting. Breaking windows during a demonstration is vandalism, rioting with its assaults and arson is something different.

      . In the 1990 LA riots Korean shopkeepers were specifically targeted for violence by some rioters.

      If they broke the law, then punish them according to the law. Right to fair trial is an essential liberty. And so is the right to protest. Just because they are racist arseholes doesn't mean they don't have rights. Does this sound at all familiar to you?

      Again, you falsely conflate protest with riot, protest with a racist attack on people. More importantly the presence of firearms among the targeted population prevented violence. The racially inspired attacks never occurred due to the targeted potential victims being openly armed. An example of an earlier point, that self defense does not necessarily require the firing of a weapon. And to get all historical again, the local Korean merchants openly arming themselves and defending their neighborhood was a historical militia-like activity.

      The arson that accompanies some riots can also endanger lives.

      Also, shooting someone endangers their life. So that didn't work. Say, maybe you could, I dunno, punish them according to the law. because maybe the right to fair trial is an essential liberty?

      Again, the life and liberty of the attacker and the victim are not equivalent, foregoing self defense may merely result in a successful attack. The preservation of the attacker's life at the cost of the victim's life.

  32. Re:1st amendment zealots by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Not to mention from a technology standpoint, porn is an incredible bandwidth hog.

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  33. Re:The end of Web 2.0 by UPi · · Score: 1

    There is a difference. Since you obviously don't run a site with user-generated content, let me try an analogy to demonstrate the nature of the change.

    Before FOSTA, if your house was messy, your friends wouldn't visit you as often and you have less fun. After FOSTA, your friends wouldn't visit you so often, you have less fun, and the you can be criminally charged and go to jail. This of course hits small-to-midscale sites that cannot afford 24-7 moderators and a dedicated legal department. My advice to these sites operating in the USA is this: move. Do it yesterday.

  34. Re:AR-15 may be constitutional protected ... by Agripa · · Score: 1

    There is some very old supreme court case when someone claimed their sawed off shotgun was legal because of the militia.

    US v. Miller btw. Interestingly at the time sawed off shotguns were in common use in the military. Miller died before trial though so they ruled without his side presenting anything.

    Miller was dead and unrepresented before the USSC. The USSC literally said:

    In the absence of any evidence tending to show that possession or use of a "shotgun having a barrel of less than eighteen inches in length" at this time has some reasonable relationship to the preservation or efficiency of a well regulated militia, we cannot say that the Second Amendment guarantees the right to keep and bear such an instrument. Certainly it is not within judicial notice that this weapon is any part of the ordinary military equipment, or that its use could contribute to the common defense.

    And remanded the case back to lower court to make that determination which of course could not happen with MIller dead and unrepresented.

    So if the prefatory clause means anything, it is that military *arms* are protected including real assault rifles. I would add that anything law enforcement uses, which includes much more than assault rifles, is an example of a weapon useful for a militia. That includes machine guns, batons, stun guns, tear gas in its various forms, and apparently explosives now.

  35. Re: Good by KingBenny · · Score: 1

    no one here gets arrested for 'fucking a ho' ...its quite in the open, even the more conservative mayors would speak about "moving it to the edge of town" and not about RE-moving it ... and frankly if it werent for the nigerian mammadoc this year its barely ever in the news, no shooting or dead girls but that doesnt mean they get protection by law or anything, its a grey zone and the fact that nothing ever happens is probably why last year the nigerians could do what they did, smuggle underage girls into the place, otherwise that wouldnt have happened, for once i agree with the controlfreaks there, if its illegal the girls cant get protection from anyone but a pimp ... high class escorts can pay for a bodyguard to double as a driver but your €50 for a blow & go girl wouldnt
    all stuck on ancient morals i suppose, but wherever its illegal it still happens, just like the dea has been winning the war on drugs which is why they dont need money anymore

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  36. Re: Good by Alsee · · Score: 1

    Yeah, like Republicans are going to vote in favor of business regulations.

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