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IRS 'Direct Pay' Option Not Working on Tax Day (cbsnews.com)
An anonymous reader shares a report: Online payments on IRS.gov are partially down. But the government still expects its money. A page on the IRS website that allows taxpayers to make a payment is not working for many as of Tuesday morning. Clicking on "Make a payment" on the payments page redirects the user to a page titled "unplannedOutagePage. Note that your tax payment is due although IRS Direct Pay may not be available," the page notes. UPDATE 04/17/18: Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin told the Associated Press that online tax filers will get an extension due to today's website outage.
I often wonder if these government institutions actually live in the real world.
The common sense thing to do if their payment system is broken would be to postpone the due date for payments!
or else...
fine (issue penalties) to people for paying late!
Millions of millennials will need to learn cursive writing so that they can fill out a check. The YouTube video for how to address and stamp an envelope will be the first in 2018 with a billion views.
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Millions of millennials will need to learn cursive writing so that they can fill out a check.
I don't think you understand what cursive writing is. Or if you do, can you tell us what you think it has to do with writing a check?
There is this service, controlled by the government, that delivers letters. Letters from anywhere in the USA to anywhere else in the USA. It even delivers letters to and from other countries.
Amazingly, as long as your tax payment is postmarked on or before tax day, the IRS considers it on time.
So get out your check book (assuming you remember what this is and have one), write a check and mail it.
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Millions of millennials will need to learn cursive writing so that they can fill out a check.
I don't think you understand what cursive writing is. Or if you do, can you tell us what you think it has to do with writing a check?
You use it to sign your name. I guess you could always just "make your mark" with an X.
Government websites like this usually have planned maintenance windows right in the middle of whenever you need to use them. They also tend to make the login process more arduous if you haven't logged in recently, which you always deal with because you haven't actually needed to use them since the last quarter or year's tax date.
Oh, and if you have to do password recovery because of this? Good luck, you may have just missed your opportunity for on-time payment.
At least you can just "mail a check" to the IRS. In California, you actually have to use the web-based system to pay state taxes a lot of the time.
Millions of millennials will need to learn cursive writing so that they can fill out a check.
I don't think you understand what cursive writing is. Or if you do, can you tell us what you think it has to do with writing a check?
Ahhh ... I think this is the first time I literally "LOL"ed over an web post!
It can't be real! It's too perfect!
Found the millennial who's never written a check.
Outside of a signature, checks are only reason most people use cursive.
Fou d the idiot. I've actually been writing checks for 40 years. In block hand writing, like every single bank had requested me to do so for the last 40 years.
You actually write checks in cursive instead of block? How precious your time must be, snowflake.
Dude, the USPS is real world. Write a check, put it in an envelope, and take it to your local post office. They'll even sell you the envelope and stamp if you need one.
So.....you mean like an email, but on paper? How do you use the loopy thing to physically attach the check to the envelope?
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Found the millennial who's never written a check.
Outside of a signature, checks are only reason most people use cursive.
Google 'check writing' and you will see that all the examples use block, and not cursive. Apart from wikihow and their ripoffs.
Back when there were tellers who had to manually process checks, you would get cursed at for cutting a check in cursive.
Payments post marked today still count as being paid on time.
What I don't get is: Why are so many people so lazy about getting their taxes done? All the necessary paperwork should be in a person's hands by mid-February, that gives people two full months to get off their butts and get it done. If they wait till the last minute out of laziness, well, technical difficulties forcing them to go outside their comfort zone and actually mail a check is the price they may just have to pay.
It's quite common for web systems that work just fine under moderate load 364 days out of the year to fail under extreme loads that one day of the year when millions instead of thousands of people try to access it at the same time. Once upon a time it was called the slashdot effect.
A signature is you writing your name. This can be done with any form of writing. There is no legal requirement for cursive. A signature isn't really for identifying the signer, but rather to signify agreement.
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Other than my signature, I have never used cursive to write a check. I haven't used cursive for anything at all since I got out of public school and was no longer required to use it.
I hand write so seldom that it's a miracle my hand printed writing is the slightest bit legible. My signature at best is consistent and unique, I would not call it legible.
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No, they live in the real world. If you ask any accountant, they say to never pay on the due date - you always pay a few days ahead because you know what? Crap happens. Systems go down, and if they're going to go down, as someone who works in the IT field, you know it WILL go down when you need it most.
So every accounts payable always gets paid a few days before the due date - that way if the system goes down on the due date, no big deal, the payment has already gone through. If the system is down when you make the payment, you have a few days to send payment through an alternate means.
Plus, it's not like you are forced to pay on only one day - you can pay early.
Paying early also accounts for delays in processing - just because you paid it, doesn't mean they received it, so it helps account for that delay, even in electronic transfers.
Your either forgetting or are unaware that many people these days that have a checking account don't actually have a checkbook to write checks. I haven't had one in over 10 years, nearing 15!
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This year, I couldn't resist sending all tax money on Friday, April 13. That's four days early, which is highly unlikely to cause a problem for a taxpayer.
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because i don't want to pay the fucking slavers till the last day possible!
Isn't it obvious?
Assuming the IRS would accept it (and they won't), The problem will be making sure the transaction is completed in time....
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Do you also use crayon?
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A group of thugs comes to you and says, "Your money, or your life."
You think, "Surely government will protect me from these gangsters!"
Come to find out, the gangsters AREA the government, and it's tax day.
Because you haven't in any way benefited, even tangentially, from things funded by taxes......
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You may be overestimating how many people live in the US or how many of them are millennials.
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This misses the whole point that this system failed on the due date for a mandatory payment. It also misses the fact that a lot of people don't bother with having printed checks any longer. It even further misses the point that not everyone can just bail from work and run to the post office to get that postmark and still have a job. While we crack wise about cursive, they've been raised paperless by the same schlubbs that are giving them shit for being raised paperless.
You may use it to sign your name, but I don't to sign mine.
I heard this argument about teaching cursive (how will children learn to sign things), and thought it was so stupid I changed my signature to be all caps and printing.
I have not had a single issue with it.
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You use it to sign your name.
No, you use it to write text using traditional implements such as quills, dip pens or fountain pens. Quite coincidentally, yes, some people are in the habit of writing their name in regular cursive when asked for a signature.
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This is why cursive is useless.
All but the best cursive is almost opaque to other (the one that didn't write it) people, the worst pritning is very legible.
Cursive is a very minimal speed inprovement (about 30%).
Schools should drop cursive, and maybe teach shorthand.
Shorthand is also illegible to the non writer, but it is very fast, and is not a useless skill.
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I was making a cheap lighthearted millennial joke, don't read too much into it. Of course you can fill out a check without cursive - but back when schools taught such things, they taught us to fill checks out in cursive because it was harder to alter. The intent of my post was a sarcastic response to the parent, who seemed to think that the alternative ways to pay the IRS were onerous enough to warrant extending the deadline. Anyone born prior to 1990 would probably just whip out their checkbook and address an envelope without thinking too much of it. They might even have a stamp in a drawer somewhere.
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So go to the bank and have them print you some temporary checks. There might be a fee, but it beats IRS penalties.
Then next time, learn to adult and get some checks, stamps, and envelopes. Not a lot of pity here or from the IRS for someone who is so irresponsible that they aren't prepared for alternative ways to get through life when their precious technology fails.
Um, there are 83 million millennials. In theory, they should all be paying taxes. Even if only 2% of them waited until the last minute to file, we're in the millions.
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This misses the whole point that this system failed on the due date for a mandatory payment.
While I agree that is a hilarious example of a government IT fail, there are other ways to pay. If you waited until the last minute to file and your only consequence is that you need to run an extra errand I'd say you're still doing pretty well. You can always send it in the next day and suffer the practically non-existent penalty. Hell, my state tax is going in a day late because I forgot to have my wife sign it and she won't be home in time. If they come at me for the fine it will be $0.02.
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I'm due a refund (as I have for ever so many years now). I must've missed the part that covers the IRS Direct Paying _me_.
... an easy stance to take on /. . Arguing that in front of an auditor, well you have more kahunas than I.
Pages 74-75 of the instructions offer a half-dozen ways to pay. As long as at least one is available, I am pretty sure I can guess how that discussion would go.
Most people have had 3 months in which this payment could have been completed. And if they're able to spend their day at the office doing taxes, they can probably also bail from that same work long enough to go to the post office.
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Most Snake People were born before the internet was a thing, and have sent plenty of personal letters growing up. And learned cursive in 3rd grade like everyone else. You're thinking of The Zolom's Children.
I was just trying to trivialize the inconvenience - don't take the lighthearted yank at the millennials too seriously.
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It costs more money to use the service (1.82%) than you get back in rewards points on your credit card. Anyone who uses this needs to give me financial power-of-attorney because I will manage it better... for a nominal service fee.
I often wonder if these government institutions actually live in the real world.
The common sense thing to do if their payment system is broken would be to postpone the due date for payments!
"Common Sense" doesn't usually have much to do with whether or not a solution will work in the real world, because even simple problems can have complex constraints. I am not sure offhand where the due date is set. If a delay requires a change to a law or federal regulation it may not be quite that simple.
It also looks like credit card payments are still working (albeit with transaction fees).
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Indeed it is. Which is why I say millions of millennials. The billion views? That's because they need to watch it several times, then return to the page dozens of times to reply to comments.
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I dunno...if nothing else, it seems to be good training for better eye-hand coordination and exercise...
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I often wonder if these government institutions actually live in the real world.
More than you might think. They are well aware of the ways in which people try to game the system. If all it took to get the date postponed was to take down a website how long do you think it would be before some black hats started attacking every IRS webpage they could find?
The common sense thing to do if their payment system is broken would be to postpone the due date for payments!
Or you can just request a deferral. It's easy and you just have to drop it in the mail by today. Or not be lazy and wait until the last possible second. If you roll the dice on doing things last minute that is on you and isn't the fault of the IRS.
But don't sign your checks "XX" because that's kind of girly.
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Wow, someone has an entitled 50 year old oak tree that's slowly grown up their ass. The reason I don't have a checkbook is the fact that I threw the previous two away without ever writing one check. Yes, you can go to the bank and get a check if you find out the IRS website is down before 4pm. But, if you wait until the last minute to pay, and a lot of people do, you may very well be screwed when you get home from work, go to pay the IRS and find that their payment processor is down. Now, in the tax office, we never recommend that they wait until the last day to pay but, how many people are eager to pay the government money before they absolutely have to?
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No, the sensible thing to do is to drop a check in the mail. As long as it's postmarked by the due date, you're considered to be paying on time.
Why do people think that completing work prior to a deadline, when there is no incentive or bonus to doing so, is laziness? If it's done before the deadline, it counts the same as the one done two months ago.
And the price for those in charge of the systems experiencing "technical difficulties" is?
And there's no excuse for it, especially since the load on the 365th day in this case is entirely predictable, involves at least as many millions people as last year, and is on a critical (to the government) system that it expressly wants people to use instead of filing paper returns and paper payments.
April 15th falling on a Sunday means that returns can't be mailed and payments can't be postmarked, yet for some reason we merely delay the deadline until the next business day (in the District of Columbia no less) instead of spouting trite phrases like "that's the price they pay."
It is very much possible enemies of IRS, both foreign and domestic have a hand in this down time.
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They do:
https://www.freefilefillablefo...
The IRS service may be down but services that let you ay via credit card (like pay1040.com) are still functioning.
But yes, it's pretty bad for the fee-less IRS service to die today, they should publicly announce an extension to pay until the next full day the service is up.
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But don't sign your checks "XX" because that's kind of girly.
"XX" is fine, "XO" is the girly one.
Touche.
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There is also no legal requirement for you to take your hat off indoors or offer to take your shoes off when entering someones home. I still expect people to do both though.
Basic economics, the longer the money is in your savings account, the more money you earn in interest. Also, after Christmas, it takes a few months to save up enough to pay the Obama white slavery tax (health care tax penalty,) thankfully that will be removed next year.
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I was under the impression that if a single user watches a video twice that it only counts as one "view".
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If you want to bitch, bitch about the fact that the greed of HR Block and related agencies have created a world where we have to waste money and time just to make these corporate monsters rich. For the vast majority of us, the IRS could prefill our returns, state out refund amounts, and deposit it to the same accounts we used last year. This would say the taxpayer huge amounts of headaches Those who owe could get a simple bill similar to our property taxes. Can you imagine the insanity if we had to figure out our property taxes every year?
Yet because HR Block wants the opportunity to con us out of our tax refund(on a $1000 refund, for instance, they can take $300m that is 30%), we have to suffer preparing our own taxes. Everyone who wants to prepare their own taxes should have that opportunity. For this of us who don't, the whores in congress who service the tax preparation industry need to sacrifice themselves for the greater good.
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I mean, we're digging pretty deep into a joke now - but Googling around it sounds like they are "views" and not "unique views". They take some measures to fight fraud, but a single person watching a video multiple times ostensibly counts as multiple views.
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No, they'll call it "take the envelope challenge!" and it will be delivered by a 20-something with the enthusiasm of a crack addict finding a 50 dollar bill and overdubbed with pulsing royalty-free music.
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Wrong, you can get an automatic extension, but you still have to pay anything you owe by April 15 (or 17).
Not exactly true. There are penalties for not paying by that date but you don't actually have to do it. You also don't have to pay the complete amount either and you can set up a payment agreement with the IRS if you are having trouble paying. And you can pay the amount owed by phone, online, or by sending a check with the appropriately dated post mark. Not that hard.
In any case the point is that if you wait until the last possible day and things go sideways you really only have yourself to blame.
Millions of millennials will need to learn cursive writing so that they can fill out a check.
I don't think you understand what cursive writing is. Or if you do, can you tell us what you think it has to do with writing a check?
You use it to sign your name. I guess you could always just "make your mark" with an X.
Lots of people use a personal mark. I certainly wouldn't call my signature cursive. Ever since my father berated me about my penmanship of my name in grade school, I looked how he signed his name and have written First letter + long squiggle ever since. Collecting checks for pizza delivery when I was in college, I saw lots of weird signatures, squiggles, and signs, but none of the ones I checked on at work came back as bad. I remember one that was just a weird looping of ovals like from a spyrograph that they wrote in a quick, obviously well practiced motion. Such personal marks are usually quicker to sign and harder to counterfit.
Female is XX, male is XY.
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I'm afraid that the "real world," the one without all the roses (the one that includes slavery, among other things)... just wouldn't be the same without the IRS.
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Oh, I did my taxes over a month ago. My theory is simple: You have until a particular date. Your ability to receive on that last date should not affect me, but rather you. Therefore, for those paying by this means, a one-day extension (assuming it's back up by the next day) should be enacted. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Millions of millennials will need to learn cursive writing so that they can fill out a check. The YouTube video for how to address and stamp an envelope will be the first in 2018 with a billion views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?... 315k views already.
Hahaha, the comments are precious.
The existence of this makes me feel better about using YouTube to figure out how to repair my appliances.
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Oh yeah. Those comments rival some Amazon reviews.
The illiterate were once allowed to sign with âoeXâ.
Wow, that's a rather complicated string of symbols for someone illiterate.