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The 'Terms and Conditions' Reckoning Is Coming (bloomberg.com)

Everyone from Uber to PayPal is facing a backlash against their impenetrable legalese. From a report: Personal finance forums online are brimming with complaints from hundreds of PayPal customers who say they've been suspended because they signed up before age 18. PayPal declined to comment on any specific cases, but says it's appropriate to close accounts created by underage people "to ensure our customers have full legal capacity to accept our user agreement." While that may seem "heavy-handed," says Sarah Kenshall, a technology attorney with law firm Burges Salmon, the company is within its rights because the users clicked to agree to the rules -- however difficult the language might be to understand.

Websites have long required users to plow through pages of dense legalese to use their services, knowing that few ever give the documents more than a cursory glance. In 2005 security-software provider PC Pitstop LLC promised a $1,000 prize to the first user to spot the offer deep in its terms and conditions; it took four months before the reward was claimed. The incomprehensibility of user agreements is poised to change as tech giants such as Uber Technologies and Facebook confront pushback for mishandling user information, and the European Union prepares to implement new privacy rules called the General Data Protection Regulation, or GDPR. The measure underscores "the requirement for clear and plain language when explaining consent," British Information Commissioner Elizabeth Denham wrote on her blog last year.

129 comments

  1. Slimy by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    PayPal has always struck me as one of the more slimy online companies. Guess who was one of the founders?

    1. Re: Slimy by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Paypal wasn't slimy at its founding (were you around then?). After the Feds rekt its business model the interesting people left, leaving it run by the kind of people who implement really bad policies.

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    2. Re:Slimy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you too afraid to say you hate Elon Musk?

    3. Re:Slimy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our new I.T. closet cleaner overlord who previously worked at eBay/PayPal. ;)

    4. Re: Slimy by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      The hell it wasn't.

    5. Re: Slimy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rekt?

    6. Re:Slimy by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Why would I hate Elon Musk? He is sending us all to Mars.

    7. Re:Slimy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely it involves the fucking Zuck.

    8. Re:Slimy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the privacy laws that everyone said they wanted

    9. Re:Slimy by DarkRookie · · Score: 1

      Because he is a super villain that is still in the closet.

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    10. Re:Slimy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't you be attending to your Cheetos, you fat retard.

    11. Re:Slimy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That video got 900+ views in three weeks. Impressive for a channel with only 14 subscribers.

    12. Re:Slimy by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      Are you too afraid to say you hate Elon Musk?

      I thought he was talking about Peter Thiel.

    13. Re:Slimy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would I hate Elon Musk? He is sending us all to Mars.

      No thanks, I've seen what happens when people go to Mars.

    14. Re:Slimy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, another TrumpBot with a hate hardon for Musk, Tesla and Space-X. What a shocking, shocking surprise here at Slashdot, where the comments have been taken over by alt-right cretins and Russian trolls & bots.

    15. Re:Slimy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would I hate Elon Musk? He is sending us all to Mars.

      You don't hate Elon Musk. You're just jealous that you can't have him all to yourself.

    16. Re: Slimy by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      So why are you still here?

    17. Re:Slimy by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Why would I hate Elon Musk? He is sending us all to Mars.

      He lied to you. He's going to mars himself and leaving the stupid plebs behind. He's already had his car shipped there.

    18. Re: Slimy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paypal wasn't slimy at its founding (were you around then?).

      Nonsense. PayPal has been crooked for decades. In the late 90’s, I was introduced to PayPal from its unauthorized charges on my credit card. I got a hold of them and finally figured out that an account had been opened in my name and was being used to make charges against my card. When I requested that the account be closed since I’d never even heard of their company, they insisted that I reveal my SSN and other information before any action could be taken. Crooked from the outset.

    19. Re: Slimy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PayPal had a regular pattern of "freezing" accounts that they, on their own, determined were "suspicious". This allowed them to keep the money in an interest bearing account that they collected or even refuse to turn it over at all because in the US PayPal was not regulated like a bank.

      That practice came into clear focus when they attempted that stunt with Markus "Notch" Persson of Minecraft fame when they froze his account of over $750k. However, because Markus was from Sweden and Swedish banking rules did apply they had to release the funds.

      The key here is to not forget, at least in the US, PayPal is NOT regulated like a bank and if they make a random decision to freeze your funds there's no agency you can go to for help.

    20. Re: Slimy by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      i havent had paypal since i last closed facebook before i closed the new attempt last month after a month and 400 people of crud nature giving me the impression that my every move was being watched, despite the fact that all my profiles, links and contact info was on there, the only people im still in touch with now are those i was in touch with before ... as paypal ... they simply ignored my mails, my calls, my everything and then i got some thing like "give us the exact date on which you opened your account" (like yyeaaars after ...)
      and i'm like "...."
      and they like "oh sorry but in that case we can't help you", which is good b/c i havent missed it, theres plenty of alternatives, Sofort for one (directebanking) combingin lots of debet-based payments in the EU here, theres planet crypton ofcourse, theres simple mister bancontact and until recently i also had okpay because they provided certain services i could use for one other certain service (yea total kiddie pr0n ofcourse) BUT those have been taken over by moneypolo and after i got the fiat-your-account-is-ready again, i log in and the balance is zero, after which i opened a ticket, to which i havent had an answer now, one month later
      smells like paypal to me
      o yea and there's prepaid visa and mastercard now, no worries on the scam-part since i never put money on im not gonna spend right away thing about eulas is they think the can bypass but they dont, like for instance i once had a landlord who had a clause in small print that he could come in and out of my appartment at any time, even when i wasnt there, without notification or permission
      clearly that didnt fly by law, despite the fact that i signed it

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    21. Re: Slimy by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      i have to correct myself on that, same day evening i checked and it seems the few euros were back in there, no one simply had replied to the support ticket ... something like RTFM i suppose, which is far better than what i got from paypal since they never gave me access to my account, not the first time, but definitely the last there

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  2. I don't click Agree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just ask my 4 year old to do it.

    1. Re:I don't click Agree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Schle ain't gonna be 4 4ever

    2. Re:I don't click Agree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can safely click Agree if you disagree. In fact, you must click Agree if you disagree because the terms say to pick Cancel if you disagree. If you agree to do as they tell you and click Cancel then you are actually agreeing with what the terms say. Thus since you are not agreeing to their terms of not clicking Agree, you must click Agree. It's really nice that companies let you use their services after you've demonstrated you don't agree with their policies.

    3. Re:I don't click Agree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are ways to keep people at a certain age.

  3. If only by bobstreo · · Score: 1

    there was a "Fuck your T&C but I'd like to use your service without them" button.

    1. Re: If only by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      And by corollary: "if only we would have more than two users if they had to actually read and understand the ToS."

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    2. Re:If only by PPH · · Score: 1

      What do you do for a living? Are you willing to give it away for free?

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    3. Re:If only by bobstreo · · Score: 0

      What do you do for a living? Are you willing to give it away for free?

      Yeah, like paypal doesn't make any money on any transaction. /s

    4. Re: If only by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      I understand them perfectly. It couldn't be more obvious:

      Everything you say and do can and will be used against you

      What is there not to understand? Why would anyone give them the benefit of the doubt?

      You won't stop the data flow. So, just make sure if flows symmetrically in all directions and make sure to punish the people who try to use it against you. If nobody has the advantage, it's all good.

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    5. Re:If only by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I tried to say "fuck your paperwork, but I'd like to use your car without it" to the rental car company, and they refused too!

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  4. A crude measure by VeryFluffyBunny · · Score: 1

    A crude measure of whether a piece of text is easy to read is something like the Flesch-Kinkaid reading ease metric which does simple measurements of average sentence length and average word length, assuming that longer words in longer sentences are more difficult to read. It kind-a-sort-a works.

    A better idea would be to require users to pass a reading test made from the EULA text itself. The two most accurate I know of are the Open Cloze test, where every 7th word is left blank and users have to write/type in the correct word, or the C-Test, which is a little more complicated to explain but more valid and reliable and more fun to do (students really enjoy doing this type of test!)

    Requiring users to pass a reading comprehension test, using the EULA text, would ensure that whoever clicks on "Accept" understands what they're agreeing to.

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    1. Re:A crude measure by ckatko · · Score: 1

      I'd say any contract that you can't prove >10% of your users actually understand, is null and void.

      All a sudden, you have TONS of easily-readable contracts and incentive for users to read them.

      It's like a kind of classism. Where the smartest lawyers (with insider legal knowledge) prey upon the average intelligence with no access to legal resources and experience. You know they don't understand it and you're absolutely going to benefit from it.

      It's even worse for things like Facebook, or your ISP. "Just don't use it!" Yeah, except try living in the modern world where your boss can't e-mail you. You DON'T have a free choice, unless you consider "being homeless" one of those choices. So these are not simple consumerism businesses. They're essential services. As if you had a choice between Ford and Ford, and if you don't agree to Ford's ToS, you can't drive. Nobody would accept that. (But computers == MAGIC so everyone suspends their usual real-world criticism / bullshit detectors.)
       

    2. Re:A crude measure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem just isn't that simple.

      Contracts are written the way they are because they must be that way, in order to be legally enforceable. The problem of ambiguity rears its ugly head absolutely everywhere in this domain, and contracts need to disambiguate as much as possible. There is no way to do that with simple language (and it doesn't even work 100% with legalese, but it is still better than simple language).

      You can't just make that problem go away. Some people provide two versions of the contract, with a qualifier saying "this simple version is just for understanding and the complex version is the actual version." This is legally risky, because a legal dispute may arise that includes the accusation that the simple version of the contract was deliberately misleading. That obviously opens up some dangerous doors, and is not always simple and obvious to resolve.

      So, your solution seems good at the surface but does not resolve the driving issues that got us where we are right now.

    3. Re:A crude measure by mikael · · Score: 1

      It's like astro-physics, which seems to be have been written by a Wall Street legal team. Something like "pair production" where two gamma rays form an electron and positron seems harmless enough. But combine that with an extremely large star, and all that mass compresses the stellar core such that only gamma rays are formed, the positrons are annihilated, leading to a supernova.

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    4. Re:A crude measure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should be written as source code.

    5. Re:A crude measure by sjames · · Score: 2

      That's the claim, but it's bunk. A contract is supposed to represent a meeting of minds, an agreement between two entities. If one of those minds can't even understand it, there is no meeting of minds. A sane court system would void any such thing on sight. Especially the ones so bad even lawyers are befuddled when reading them.

      As for ambiguity, I have NEVER heard a lawyer state anything in absolute terms when it comes to contracts. It's always probably this and most likely that.

  5. How dumbed down does it have to be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A country voted in an idiot for their president based on tweets and likes. I don't think we can dumb TOS down far enough to fix the problem.

    1. Re:How dumbed down does it have to be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A country voted in an idiot for their president based on tweets and likes. I don't think we can dumb TOS down far enough to fix the problem.

      Spotted the Butthurt Hillarywompus.

    2. Re:How dumbed down does it have to be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A country voted in an idiot for their president based on tweets and likes. I don't think we can dumb TOS down far enough to fix the problem.

      Put down the vodka, Hillary.

  6. suspended is better then in jail/prison form CFAA by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    suspended is better then in jail/prison form the CFAA law. As braking that TOS / EULA make you be an user without authorization

  7. Duress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think a relatively strong legal argument could be made that these TnC agreements and Eula agreements are signed under a form of duress. In most cases there is a specific need for that one tool or service and the users have no ability to change or negotiate.

    I know it may not technically be duress in the strictest sense but in a world where McDonalds can lose a suit for serving coffee that is hot why cant this work?

    1. Re:Duress? by PPH · · Score: 1

      In most cases there is a specific need for that one tool or service

      Not really. You need food, water and a place to sleep. Everything else is optional.

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    2. Re: Duress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh god, not the McDonald's coffee thing again.

    3. Re:Duress? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Not really. You need food, water and a place to sleep. Everything else is optional.

      People go crazy without mental stimulation. Even rats do it.

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    4. Re:Duress? by PPH · · Score: 1

      The public library is free.

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  8. Didn't South Park parody this? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

    South Park parodied this back in 2011

    I Agreed by Accident

    There is even an article about HumancentiPad

  9. reading test?? what about an BAR test? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    reading test?? what about an BAR test?

    As some of the stuff in the EULA you need to be an lawyer to under stand what they are talking about.

    1. Re:reading test?? what about an BAR test? by suutar · · Score: 2

      I think the idea is that if your users have to understand the T&C to sign up, then you have to make your T&C understandable or you wind up with no signups. The problem of course is that if you control both the T&C and the test, then the test may not really be proof of understanding.

    2. Re:reading test?? what about an BAR test? by jythie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is why the 'just read it' rhetoric doesn't quite work. EULAs are written for a very specific audience with specialized knowledge. Even if a layman understands the sentences themselves, they are not generally going to be able to put them into the proper context of the rest of the legal framework. They half depend on people not reading them, and half depend on the professional arrogance of people reading them and believing that since they are smart computery type people working in the one and only field that requires specialized knowledge, so they understand legal documents just as well as people who actually have that domain knowledge.

    3. Re:reading test?? what about an BAR test? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      reading test?? what about an BAR test?

      As some of the stuff in the EULA you need to be an lawyer to under stand what they are talking about.

      That reminds me of one of my favorite episodes of Boston Legal. The law firm is representing someone against a Credit Card company (similar impenetrable legalese in their contracts), and Jerry Espensen, the character who is supposedly a brilliant legal mind, but who also is incredibly awkward socially and also doesn't talk much due to his Aspberger's, suddenly pipes up and says:

      "I have JD and an MBA from Harvard and even *I* can't make heads nor tails of this deception and fraud!"

      https://www.springfieldspringf..."

    4. Re:reading test?? what about an BAR test? by B1ackDragon · · Score: 1

      I recently took a look at the terms for Thinkific (an online education platform; I wanted to see if they claimed any ownership over the materials posted), and was pleasantly surprised by the "which means" sidebar breaking down the legalese. https://www.thinkific.com/resources/terms-of-service/

      On the other hand, I wonder if slimy companies could word things in such a way as to gloss over slimy sections in the legalese.

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    5. Re:reading test?? what about an BAR test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually most EULA's juts boil down to "You agree to use this at your own risk, will not sue us if you don't like something it does (especially if it's something some otehr user does/says) and we will ban you if you are more trouble than you are worth".

      It really isn't that complicated conceptually, and the origins are mostly in trying not to get sued because the end user does something like delete an important file using a command designed to delete files and then sue the people who wrote their file manager for damages resulting from the loss of said file, but the simple version would not hold up in court so the typical EULA is instead written in optimized legalese to ensure that it has maximum chance of holding up and degrades gracefully if parts of it are struck down in court.

      Really the most sensible solution to the EULA would be to both invalidate the concept of a click through contract, AND legislate some variation of the standard EULA as general liability law.

      That way companies can't tack on their own special terms without a real contract, but at the same time it's possible to produce a software product without getting into a legal midfield the first time you ban somone for being an ass, or some user decides retroactively that they want to get payed for the content they've already released for free on the platform (or that some otehr user's user generated content that just got pulled by the creators request was critical fictionality and now they're entitled to a full refund/damages).

    6. Re:reading test?? what about an BAR test? by sjames · · Score: 1

      The thing is, those EULAs are so bad I know practicing lawyers who have admitted to not reading or understanding them.

    7. Re:reading test?? what about an BAR test? by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 1

      reading test?? what about an BAR test? As some of the stuff in the EULA you need to be an lawyer to under stand what they are talking about.

      If you need to truly understand the ToC then forget the BAR, you are truly FOOed to start with. Or simply replace it with: We might try to be nice at times, but in the end we'll just do what we want.

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  10. But he's gone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obama's administration is over, just let it go.

  11. Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what you get for providing enough data that they could determine you're underage. Doubly so if they're complaining about it on public forms. "I broke this rule and got caught. How dare they!"

    Terms of Service aren't that hard to read. After you read a couple of them you get the used to their type of language. You can argue for years about individual wording issues, but all the main points are pretty clear. Most people are just lazy. They think they can't understand them so they don't bother to try. I'll forgive the people on mobile devices who are given a three line textbox to read the terms.

  12. Creative Commons equivalent of T&C? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    Maybe we need to start creating boiler plate or set of common named terms & conditions? While there would still be the usual legal jargon, at least there is a community built around understanding what the contract is trying to achieve, since it is reused in other places. Think Creative Commons, GPL and MIT licenses for example.

    Maybe a checkbox system, where you specify what you want from the contract and then the legalese would be generated, but at least there would be a similar high level view to the user?

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    1. Re:Creative Commons equivalent of T&C? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like this idea. I run a small e-commerce site and I just C&P'ed the T&Cs from a similar business that I respect. Didn't even read them.

    2. Re:Creative Commons equivalent of T&C? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds like a good idea!

    3. Re:Creative Commons equivalent of T&C? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Bring back the old Borland No-Nonsense License Agreement!


      http://www.osnews.com/story/22...

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  13. Seg Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are ToS an actual legal document?
    Why do they exist in the first place?

  14. It's not like making the T&C more "plain" wil by fortfive · · Score: 1

    So long as that arbitration clause remains valid. The rules and laws are set up to support the terms and conditions that the more powerful player requires, and the arbitrator almost always sides with the bigger, more powerful player.

  15. Slashdot hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Slashdot is going to post stories like this, they ought to not be hypocrites. The TOS for this site is just as bad as the examples described in the summary. Fix your own TOS, then complain about other sites.

    Too bad the ownership of this site doesn't seem interested in actually improving it. There have been lots of promises and talk, but few results.

  16. Lawyers Like Legalese? Ludicrous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While that may seem "heavy-handed," says Sarah Kenshall, a technology attorney with law firm Burges Salmon, the company is within its rights because the users clicked to agree to the rules -- however difficult the language might be to understand.

    I am shocked, SHOCKED, that a lawyer would approve of difficult to understand legalese.

  17. Paypal banned me for life by cliffjumper222 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm banned for life by Paypal. About a year ago they suspended my account, held onto all funds for 6 months and told me they'll never accept me as a customer ever again (they track SSN and CC numbers). I've no idea why because the customer support rep never said anything except that I should take my business elsewhere. I can only guess that they rate users / merchants by risk and are heavily culling any that blip above their line (which is pretty low). I sold software through a web site for $3.99 a pop and had a few customers claim their money back via Paypal (maybe 4 out of hundreds). Only one was ever valid, but there was absolutely no way to dispute a dispute with Paypal, so I just returned the money via the button they provided on the website. Now, Paypal can do what they like because they are a business, but I recommend no one ever use them for anything ever. If you are using them, go elsewhere and never rely on them to have your back.

    1. Re:Paypal banned me for life by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Don't feel bad, PayPal did the same thing to me, albeit for different reasons.

      Way back in the beginning, PayPal allowed you to create an account using nothing more than a Credit Card. So, I created an account. I never kept more than ~$50 or so in it as it was just for misc purchases I would make.

      One day, I get an email from PayPal informing me that evil Russian hackers had attempted to log into my account and, for my protection of course, they limited access. Fine. So I called them up and told them that since I rarely used the account, to just close it out and send me whatever funds were left within it.

      Were it so easy :|

      "Oh no", they said, "we can't allow you to close out the account until you provide us with the following information: "

      1) Phone number
      2) Bank account number to my checking account

      I argued that if " evil Russian Hackers " were trying to get into my account, why on Earth would I want to link this new information to it ? Just shut it down, close it out and be done with it.

      They told me no.

      So, I changed my password to some ungodly long phrase and let the account sit there, unused, for years.

      PayPal sent me hate mail ( which I ignored ) from time to time informing me that if I didn't comply with their demands that they would close the account out. ( Which is what I wanted in the first place )

      After a few years of this, they eventually did close it out and blacklisted me from using their services. ( Not that I lose a lot of sleep over that mind you. If a website only uses PayPal as their payment processor, I go find the item I want elsewhere. Simple as that. If it doesn't exist elsewhere, I just don't buy it. )

      So, the way I see it is this:

      Until PayPal gets regulated like the banking entity it's pretending to be, I wouldn't trust them for anything because they have shown time and time again that they are about as shady as they come.

    2. Re:Paypal banned me for life by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Same thing happened to me. Can't close the account unless i supply information I'm not willing to give them.

      When they updated their terms and conditions it said if you don't accept them close your account. Obviously I can't, but I also don't agree to the new terms... Their support rep was useless.

      So now they have my data illegally. Next month when the GDPR comes in I'm demanding they delete it, and when they refuse I'll claim some compensation.

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    3. Re:Paypal banned me for life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My account got suspended too because the account balance was negative (-30€)! They never managed to explain how it's possible to have a negative account balance since you need to fund it before making any payment.

    4. Re:Paypal banned me for life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have a middle-eastern or Russian name? There are lists of names that are banned from US financial services by law and they really don't explain a damn thing in that case. Of course they never do for anything fraud-related, even if you were just being somehow abused by scammers without your knowledge.

    5. Re:Paypal banned me for life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I gave up on PayPal after I hadn't used it for a year and discovered they had inactivated my account when a yearly subscription I had through paypal failed to process. Spent two hours on the phone with an Indian support tech trying to get it re-enabled and they couldn't do it. Good riddance.

    6. Re:Paypal banned me for life by PPH · · Score: 1

      I never kept more than ~$50 or so in it

      I guess I don't understand this part. I don't keep money in my PayPal account. Never have. It is linked to a credit card, through which they can transfer charges. But I assume that funds remain 'in' PayPal for only a matter of seconds. Money going the other way (which I don't do) would require a linked bank account. Into which PayPal would immediately deposit funds due me.

      PayPal is not a bank. And were they to act as one (by holding onto funds on someone's behalf) that would open up a whole can of legal and regulatory worms. Which I assume their T&C are aimed at avoiding.

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  18. New law by burtosis · · Score: 1

    Limit it to one Eula per entire product line and limit it to 6000 characters. If anyone complains, limit it to 3000.

    1. Re:New law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an agreement when the terms are dictated by one party.

  19. #irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, you didn't realize that by posting on slashdot you agreed to indemnify sourceforge media? And to be sued in San Diego?

  20. No one reads by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 1

    The measure underscores "the requirement for clear and plain language when explaining consent,"

    Won't help. You could put a copy of Game of Thrones novels in those end-user license agreements and people still would not read them. No one reads that stuff. It's not going to matter if it's comprehensible to the layman or not.

    Obviously, we need something entirely different to fill this void. It's obviously a problem, but how do you re-train the enitre population to start reading that stuff? Tall order there. Good luck!

    1. Re:No one reads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most eula's seem to revolve around a handful of facts:

      1. Any money given to us is ours, you can't ever get anything back.
      2. We don't guarantee that anything we offer is useful. See 1 above.
      3. We don't like you so just go away.

    2. Re:No one reads by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 4, Funny

      It would help if their Terms And Conditions was somewhat shorter than the GoT novels.

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    3. Re:No one reads by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      You may have just found a very interesting form of pirate file distribution. Can I file a patent with the entire GOT series embedded as one of the claims? Or maybe I could file a FOIA request containing the DeCSS source code? Or a public comment to an FCC proposal!

    4. Re:No one reads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What good is it if the language is hardly comprehensible to a layman? Even lawyers and judges argue what it means.
      I'd love to have a lawyer click through software and have to agree to reading and understanding the source code and therefore all the actions it takes. Then they'd understand.

    5. Re:No one reads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No but you might get into a criminal trial - or hopefully something way more benign - and recite GOT from memory?

    6. Re:No one reads by sjames · · Score: 1

      Nobody reads it because it's a zillion pages of non-negotiable word salad.

  21. Incomprehensible Fine Print by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we are fighting "incomprehensibility ", let's start with the IRS.

  22. Re: suspended is better then in jail/prison form C by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    Buy why suspend them? Why not just ask them to re-click?

  23. RTFM check by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 1

    I suppose you could do like some of the game copy protections of old used to do.

    "Please enter the 4th word on the 6th paragraph to agree."

    Probably still won't help.

  24. Terms and Conditions Simplification by unrealmp3 · · Score: 1

    I understand that all softwares have their purpose and the owner want to control how users are interfacing with it to limit the potential for abuse, but having a multi-pages terms and condition agreement document is something that realistically no one will read. Maybe there could be some way of summarizing the terms and condition in a format that is easier to understand at a glance? I'm pretty some parts are common, so maybe establish a kind of symbology to quickly inform the user what they are allowed to do, or what they're getting into? Kind of like how the Creative Commons license uses some symbols to quickly identify the license type used. https://creativecommons.org/li...

  25. It's Not PayPal's Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is definitely not the fault of the site or business owners. It's the fault of all of the litigious assholes looking to get rich quick by exploiting the legal system to do things it was never intended to do.

  26. Plain English Campaign by iTrawl · · Score: 1

    So the GDPR forces companies to do what the Plain English Campaign has been trying to do for a long time now. That's nice.

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  27. the only pratical solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is to make all legal documents and laws as simple as possible and understandable by a high school student. Unfortunately that will never happen as laws and legal documents are essentially written in order to create more work for lawyers and considering that most judges are lawyers first, the only people with power to make any changes are the people invested in keeping the system working the exact same way it always has.

  28. Legal PRECEDENT EXISTS you all may like... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Violating a Website's Terms of Service Is Not a Crime, Federal Court Rules https://yro.slashdot.org/story/18/01/11/003246/violating-a-websites-terms-of-service-is-not-a-crime-federal-court-rules/ - so much for "terms of service"!

    * Still, I am IMPRESSED by security site vendor PCPitstop paying up... why?

    They do pay up & DID ME RIGHT (unexpectedly - I just did it for the heck of it + good of others) for a security guide I did for Windows on their site JANUARY 2008 https://forums.pcpitstop.com/topic/152256-january-winners// that actually was from a DECADE++ prior from other sites before it (extended it & made it better) that is ALL about "layered-security"/"defense-in-depth" (best thing we have going).

    APK

    P.S.=> Those "terms" can often EXORBITANT & UNCONSCIONABLE (illegal in legal agreements along w/ being underage, under an influence of drugs or alcohol etc. - I know this for a FACT as I took BUSINESS LAW I/II & especially paid attention to CONTRACTUAL LAW (along w/ computer books? Only ones I saved since 1985 during my 1st of 2 degrees))...apk

  29. we own you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The simplified terms and conditions will be "We own you. Don't like it?, go pound sand." Same as now, but much easier to read and understand.

  30. If you can find a lawyer to pro-bono it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consider filing it as a class-action or whatever the EU equivalent is. They have been doing that for over 15 years now and they really need both the scrutiny of a major lawsuit and the bad public PR when these stories start getting publicized. Doing so could at minimum trigger sanctions against them and maximum get them heavily regulated by the EU, either of which would be good for people all over the world.

  31. Can't be done by Solandri · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "the requirement for clear and plain language"

    That's just the problem. Those two requirements are mutually exclusive. You can have language that's clear (i.e. explains exactly and precisely what you're consenting to), or you can have language that's plain (simple to read and understand). Except for a few broad, general cases, you can't have both.

    e.g. Consider the EULA terms for a photo sharing service. Your photos are protected by your copyright, but the service needs to be able to keep a copy.

    "User (copyright holder) grants Service a license to keep a copy of copyrighted photos."

    But wait, it's not enough just to keep a copy of the photo. For the photo to be shared, another copy needs to be produced on the visitor's computer.

    "User (copyright holder) grants Service a license to keep a copy of copyrighted photos, and to make and distribute additional copies for the purposes of providing the service."

    But wait, the service right now is a photo sharing service. What if they decide to change in the future into something more? So you can't just call it 'service', you have to define exactly what that service is.

    "User (copyright holder) grants Service a license to keep a copy of copyrighted photos, and to make and distribute additional copies for the purposes of providing the service of distributing photos to other users whom User has given permission to view."

    But wait, what if one of those other users decides to keep a copy of said photo? The service doesn't want to be sued for such actions since that's out of its control.

    "User (copyright holder) grants Service a license to keep a copy of copyrighted photos, and to make and distribute additional copies for the purposes of providing the service of distributing photos to other users whom User has given permission to view. User understands that copies made to provide the service will be on devices outside of Service's control, and Service cannot guarantee such copies will not be retained or further distributed against User's wishes. User indemnifies Service against responsibility for copyright violations by other users, and will not sue Service for the actions of other users."

    But wait, what if some of those users are employed by the service? That creates a loophole where the service could hire third parties to sell and distribute unauthorized copies, free from fear of being sued for copyright infringement.

    "User (copyright holder) grants Service a license to keep a copy of copyrighted photos, and to make and distribute additional copies for the purposes of providing the service of distributing photos to other users whom User has given permission to view. User understands that copies made to provide the service will be on devices outside of Service's control, and Service cannot guarantee such copies will not be retained or further distributed against User's wishes. User indemnifies Service against responsibility for copyright violations by other users, and will not sue Service for the actions of other users, except in the case of users who are employees or agents of Service."

    But wait, the service needs to keep backups of these photos in case they suffer a storage device failure. Such backups are prudent but not necessary to provide the service. And the clause you've just added makes the admin making the backups liable for copyright violation.

    "User (copyright holder) grants Service a license to keep a copy of copyrighted photos, and to make and distribute additional copies for the purposes of providing the service of distributing photos to other users whom User has given permission to view. User understands that copies made to provide the service will be on devices outside of Service's control, and Service cannot guarantee such copies wil

    1. Re:Can't be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dark times ahead for innovation in the social and people connecting space.

      Hope you cashed out of all of your social media stocks!

    2. Re:Can't be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I blame a lot of this on judges and lawyers. If judges woudn't entertain lawsuits for dumb shit than all of this extra words wouldn't be necessary. However, because someone would be able to sue the company for the actions of someone who has nothing to do with the company, they have to CYA in the user agreement which makes it super long and sometimes hard to understand.

    3. Re:Can't be done by shameless · · Score: 1

      This is because of the eternal legal arms race. We pay lawyers good money to find loopholes in contracts. We then pay lawyers good money to write contracts without loopholes. Lather, rinse, repeat.

    4. Re:Can't be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > But wait, what if one of those other users decides to keep a copy of said photo? The service doesn't want to be sued for such actions since that's out of its control.

      You're making this all too complex. Copyright is about making copies. Once made, what other people do with those copies is entirely irrelevant.

      > But wait, what if some of those users are employed by the service? That creates a loophole where the service could hire third parties to sell and distribute unauthorized copies, free from fear of being sued for copyright infringement.

      That's irrelevant since they don't need the text that created this problem to begin with. This also demonstrates the problem with overly-verbose license text: Companies often end up saying things which they don't mean, because this bullshit ends up being so complex that even the lawyers writing it don't understand the implications of what they write. Instead they do exactly what you're doing: Spew out a bunch of text that resembles legalese, attempting to cover every scenario they can think of, with almost no understanding of what is truly necessary since essentially no one takes this shit seriously anyway.

      In particular, why did you use the word "indemnifies?" Was it because it was the best word to communicate what you wanted to say, or was it because it's a legalese word and you were writing legalese? Well, I can tell you it was the latter, because you used it in a way that shows that you don't actually know what the word means. I'm sure the same is true for the way in which you phrased everything: You didn't have clear communication in mind, you just wanted to write legalese. So the fact that it ended up being so complex is to be expected.

      A photo sharing web site has two main concerns: They need permission to redistribute the photos, and they need to be able to pass the blame when they're caught sharing photos they don't actually have permission to share. So why not just say this:

      "If you send us photos, we'll store them and let people view them on our web site. When you no longer want us to do this, you can delete the photos from our service. If you send us photos you do not own the copyright to, you agree to pay everything it costs us to deal with the consequences."

      That's everything that matters and it's so simple a child can understand it.

    5. Re:Can't be done by sjames · · Score: 1

      So they could easily cut out 90% of a typical EULA? That's a good start.

      Of course, a fair bit of that is already implied in law. If you give someone a copy, you have implicitly permitted them to have it. If you put it on a site whose whole reason to be is sharing pictures, you have implicitly agreed that they may present it to others. People are responsible for their own actions, so another user that misuses the picture is responsible for that.

      There's no need to re-construct the entire body of law from first principles just to have someone upload a picture they want to share.

    6. Re:Can't be done by Calydor · · Score: 1

      It is entirely possible to have clear and plain language.

      You have the EULA as it looks now, which is CLEAR - at least in the legal sense. And then you add after each section a "Layman's version" which isn't legally clear, but summarizes what the section means, eg. "If you sign up before you're of legal age and we find out, we're going to ban you."

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    7. Re:Can't be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're thinking like a lawyer. You think "clear" means - the opposite of what it means.

      Just say what you're going to do. "We will keep a copy of any photo you upload, and will transmit copies to other users who have your permission to view them. We can't vouch for what those other users will do with the copies we send them. Data uploaded will be backed up periodically."

      That covers everything you mentioned. Once the user has clicked "OK" to that, they have granted you all those permissions and licenses, just without the gobbledegook.

    8. Re:Can't be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remove copyright, replace it with "once you've shown it, then it's fair to reuse". Done.

    9. Re:Can't be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then there will be the odd case where a situation would be decided this way under the layman's terms and that way under the complete legalese terms version.

      Then it's ambiguous and a costly lawsuit follows and the arms race of legalese terms starts once more.

      That problem is systemic as well as fundamentally and eternally unsolveable. It begins with human language which will always be ambigous and capable of formulating irrational sentences, but it doesn't end there - it ends with Goedel's incompleteness theorem. Even if the law was pure mathematics and everyone was a math specialist at a postgraduate level of maths, it would still not work.

      Trying to make law, terms and conditions "bulletproof" is only going to employ more and more and more lawyers on all sides of each contract and then judges, court assistants and bailiffs when it comes to court. There is no limit to that except the one we give it. Lest we accept an ever increasing amount of wealth of society be diverted to lawyers, we need a different method or a limit on legalese and lawyer involvement.

      You can argue all you want about that, but there is no other way. Every lawyer on one side is prompting the other side to do the same. It is a legal cold war arms race that would consume the entire gross domestic product someday if this isn't stopped.

  32. Cute anecdote, meaningless statistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The anecdote about PC Pitstop is amusing, but tells us nothing. How many users agreed to their terms and conditions in those four months? If it was four, the story doesn't make the desired point. If it was four million, it's one of the most spectacular object examples ever. Having never heard of PC Pitstop, I'd guess it was more likely a small number than a huge one.

  33. Re:It's not like making the T&C more "plain" w by macraig · · Score: 1

    Hey, Stupid, had you actually been paying enough attention to know anything about the specific subject of PayPal and arbitration clauses, you'd know that PayPal was one of very very few companies that actually allowed people to OPT OUT of the arbitration clause when they introduced it.

    How do I know this? I was actually paying attention and opted out. Sorry you weren't paying attention, there's likely no do-overs for that.

  34. Limit the size! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I reckon the terms and conditions need to be limited to 1 page (A4 or US letter) and of font 9 or larger.
    There is no need, other than to hide stuff and discourage users to read it, for the terms and conditions to be so long.
    Oh, it also keeps lawyers in business.

  35. VERY simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Calculate the average reading-with-comprehension speed of someone reading some given T&C stuff. For long T&C, that might be hours, especially considering that most people are not lawyers.

    If someone clicks "Agree" before some reasonable fraction of the calculated time (e.g. 50%) then it is unlikely that there is any actual agreement, as the person clicking did not have time to comprehend what they are agreeing to.

    So the solution is, for some agreement that takes 10 hours to comprehend, any "Agree" that is clicked before at least 5 hours have elapsed is non-binding.

    Basically, there should be a law that says unless the person signing the contract actually understands what they are singing, then there is no contract.

  36. it's all bullshit by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

    User agreements, terms and conditions and even staff contracts are all utter bullshit. Contracts are supposed to be negotiated by the 2 sides, none of these are negotiated in any meaningful way, they are dictated by big companies who have the upper hand and accepted by users who really have no choice in the matter because the services offered are unique or they don't have the option financially to say no.

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  37. Re:It's not like making the T&C more "plain" w by Moof123 · · Score: 1

    Companies need MUCH less leeway to dictate rules in the first place. There should NEVER be mandatory arbitration allowed in the first place for any service rendered. One consumer is in an unacceptable situation when they need a service and every provider requires draconian rules that are non-negotiable. Congress and the states should set the rules for doing business and companies who want to do business should have to comply. If your business plan requires short circuiting the rights of every last one of your customers you should not exist.

  38. Hey Europeans, tell me about Civil Law by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    I think a lot of the contracts that we agree to aren't really necessary. Do you really need all these special things from me, instead of me just handing over the money?

    The terms should be simple. Just to be clear, I don't mean simple terms as in written to be understandable by laymen. I mean the actual give-and-take --- deviations from a normal sale -- shouldn't involve much. I can buy a loaf of bread (here's the money, gimme the bread) without a contract. Same for books (at least if they're paper rather htan files).

    I even remember the 1980s when I could go to a store and buy a box that contained a floppy with proprietary software for my C64 without ever agreeing to any license. I had simply bought a copy of the software. That's right, this wasn't even Free software and yet it still didn't need a license, either. Copyright was enough to handle it. "Ah, but we need a contract these days, so they can install the software on their hard disk, which involves copying, which would be illegal without a license." No, that's fair use or it should be, and Congress long ago threw that into copyright anyway.

    But perhaps there are types of business that do require a little more complexity in the transaction than here's-the-money-gimme-the-product. For example, everyone wants me to not blame them if the product explodes in my face. Ok, but if everyone demands that and we're all always agreeing to that anyway, then maybe the law can just say that and we can trim a page off of a hundred contracts.

    I suspect there are patterns for whole industries, where every company in that industry basically wants the same things. (And deviations are either minor, or they're oversights because someone doesn't have good lawyers writing the contracts.)

    And that leads me toward wondering if this is part of what civil law is about. Are a lot of what we in America would have in contract terms, simply the law in, say, France? Does civil law result in simpler contracts, perhaps at the expense of more complicated law? Teach this ignorant American a thing or two. Please? :-)

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    1. Re:Hey Europeans, tell me about Civil Law by sjames · · Score: 1

      Beyond being fair use, since the entire point of software is to run it on a computer, by selling it to you, they are implicitly permitting you to use it in the customary manner.

    2. Re:Hey Europeans, tell me about Civil Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think a lot of the contracts that we agree to aren't really necessary. Do you really need all these special things from me, instead of me just handing over the money?

      The terms should be simple. Just to be clear, I don't mean simple terms as in written to be understandable by laymen. I mean the actual give-and-take --- deviations from a normal sale -- shouldn't involve much. I can buy a loaf of bread (here's the money, gimme the bread) without a contract. Same for books (at least if they're paper rather than files).

      You are absolutely right, the contracts are not necessary. The fact that most people ignore them should be taken as an indication that the contracts are violating fundamental rights - and are being appropriately ignored.

      The US legal system was deliberately written to be open-ended. The highest law in the land is the Bill of Rights - superseding even the pre-Bill of Rights portions of the Constitution - and that Bill of Rights was made open-ended by retaining and reserving unspecified rights to the people (9th and 10th Amendments). As a matter of ethical government and ethical practice of law (two of the things protected by the 9th and 10th Amendments), any such rights are necessarily protected and can not be infringed. If a lot of people aren't complying with what is claimed to be the law, then that creates a presumption that the purported "law" is actually an illegal law and is null and void, and that's exactly the situation we have with respect to these contracts.

      There's just one small problem: the US legal profession derives an enormous amount of income from contract related matters. As a result, they want contracts to supersede fundamental rights. The technical term for this is "Ethical Conflict of Interest". So the lawyers pretend that the contracts supersede the Bill of Rights. This is contrary to the oaths every lawyer swears to uphold the law, since the Bill of Rights is the highest law in the land - and thus supersedes Contract Law. But those oaths have turned out to be slender reeds in the face of the winds of greed.

      The approach that the legal profession has taken is to simply ignore the obligations of their oaths - and thus contracts are routinely written that supersede the Bill of Rights, and infringe fundamental rights. Even your freedom of thought and curiosity is infringed, with contract provisions that prohibit reverse engineering. It's all a lie - they can't legally do this, it's contrary to the Bill of Rights. We have a situation that is somewhat like the tale "Emperor's New Clothes" - if you pretend something isn't true, then it isn't true - so long as nobody calls you on it. So far, the public has not successfully managed to call the lawyers on the lie.

      Note that this isn't a conspiracy so much as it is a conspiracy of silence: nobody is meeting at the dead of night in secret rooms or anything like that, but everybody in law with a functioning brain figures out what is going on either in law school or shortly after - and says nothing. To understand this better, you can draw a parallel with slavery, or with the later Jim Crow laws. In both cases, everybody with a functioning brain that what was going on was wrong - but both problems continued for a very long time (and US African Americans have still not been compensated for having their rights violated for so many years: there are still people alive that were directly affected by the Jim Crow laws).

      If you were to say something in court about the legal ethics problems in US law, you might be held in contempt of court, with indefinite imprisonment and no possibility of a jury trail - a Bill of Rights violation in and of itself. It's the same thing they are already doing to people who refuse to hand over passwords. Your lawyer, of course, won't say it for you.

      But the key point is that all of this usually doesn't matter in the eyes of most of the public - though the lawyers are profiting enormously from breaking the law, all these contracts ar

  39. cool story bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wot u smoking mshash? nobody is caring anout t&c they just click through like good little sheep. fucking horseshit this article is, just like most of the crap you submit!

  40. Agree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How could the underage users have agreed to this rule if they are saying that underage users don't "have full legal capacity to accept our user agreement."

  41. Flaw in the logic by jrumney · · Score: 1

    the company is within its rights because the users clicked to agree to the rules

    So their justification for booting out users who legally cannot be held to agree to the T&C's is that they agreed to the T&C's.

    That said, if they are refunding any money the users have in their accounts, this isn't really worth a story. If they are seizing funds from minors on the basis that they are in violation of the agreement, then that would be extra scummy.

  42. 5th time today I've been impersonated... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject & the rest listed here + why (butthurt ac who destroyed himself on hosts kernelmode) https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12012911&cid=56473441/ vs. slower usermode (the little fuck that's doing this is a SERIOUS screwup, lol, hence the WEAK butthurt effete attempts @ "impersonating" me, via harassing others).

    * Unbelievable... lmao!

    APK

    P.S.=> That's probably the RESULT of being raised as a "soyboy" weasel for the whimp trying to make me look "bad" impersonating me - RoTfLmAo... apk

  43. long long overdue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If large companies outcompete other smaller options and then force you to accept agreements to gain that sort of service then to me that sounds very bad

  44. they may become defacto law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a government requires you to have insurance and then all insurance companies require certain terms then effectively the government has made those terms into law surely this is not right

  45. They're not trying to confuse you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're not trying to confuse you with the terms and conditions, and they're not trying to hide anything. They're just trying to not get sued. The ridiculous terms and conditions are not the fault of tech. They're the fault of lawyers.

    The solution is probably something like food labeling. Require the important information to go in a standard, easily readable format. If the company is accurate within the context of that format, they should be indemnified from getting sued over whatever they would have put in the terms and conditions.

  46. Zontar the Mindless no balls sweden eunuch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why sweden 'sweety' you lets muslims rape swede women + why you stalk me https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12013759&cid=56476357/ & I called you out pussy!

    * You're a no balls EUNUCH from a weak tribe of PUSSIES in Sweden - NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

    APK

    P.S.=> Swede women (good looking imo) DESERVE BETTER than whimp no ball weasels like you Zontar the Mindless - & the post you cut/paste of mine from today? Here https://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12013759&cid=56475523/ ... apk

  47. Kill the non negotiable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real big problem with the T&C is that you don't gt to reach agreement. You either take it or leave it. That has to go. The other big shitter is that they get to change it at a whim, yet all you get to do is read about it via email *if you're lucky*, but if YOU want to ask to change the terms, there's no way to do that, and many, if not most ISPs don't accept an email (internet company) and a lot now don't even have a phone number to call for even leaving (but the sales line WILL add services and THAT one answers damn quick!).

    The problem overall is that every fact and avenue makes it impossible for you to agree in a contract sense or deal with changes either (how do you disagree with a change in the T&C or even just the price change of service?), but everything makes it easy for them to do it.

    Contracts of adhesion are inherently one-sided, but it evolves even more one sided with each change to make their selling easier and your participation in an agreement harder.

  48. OK, dumbass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once you've agreed, how do you change agreement? How many times do you think you're told you need to give at least one months' notice but if you give notice before 1 month from the end of the minimum term, they try to charge early cancellation? How do you stop their service without them claiming you owe them for breech of contract or loss or some other shit, even if they drop it later?

    Now how do they stop your service? How do they change your contract?

    Now how much do you think people stay in because it's just too hard to leave? Now do you think this is accidental?

    PS a lot of places you can't use the library because either they're closing it down or all the places are taken (especially if it's a "modernised" one where they removed all or most of the books so it's now supposed to be check everything online and order book loans in). And what happens when so many decide to say fuck you to ISPs and use the public library?

    Plus I bet you're one of the types hating on people using "your money" for their use (like welfare and "obama phones" and shit like that), how do you feel about your taxes going up to pay for the internet kiosks and connectivity to let these people have "free" internet? And you would then want the contracts to be changed so people don't and your taxes can go down again, right? Sure you would. So why not now BEFORE people leave in droves?

    1. Re:OK, dumbass. by PPH · · Score: 1

      Once you've agreed, how do you change agreement?

      If you were under 18 when you clicked 'I Agree', that contract is voidable. Even years later. Nothing was changed. You just got caught.

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    2. Re:OK, dumbass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes. The 'dumbass' defense, pioneered by Clarence Darrow. I'm sure that will work well in court when you plead your case.

      Your PayPal account was suspended because you agreed to the T&C when you were not legally capable of doing so. Now that you are older, (although not demonstrated by your vocabulary) you could just sign up again.

  49. AI to the rescue? by bromoseltzer · · Score: 1

    Maybe there's a market here. Users can pay to have each contract analyzed. Your friendly cloud service will summarize the contract for you, compare it with other contracts in the same industry, and point out how your contract varies from the norm. Etc.

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