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Tesla Driver Banned From Driving For 18 Months For Sitting in Passenger Seat (theguardian.com)

A 39-year-old motorist pointed his Tesla S60 down a highway at 40 mph -- while sitting in its passenger seat, leaning back with his hands behind his head. Another motorist spotted the empty driver's seat and filmed the car. Now (nearly a year later) the Tesla's owner "has been banned from driving for 18 months," the Guardian reports. The driver, from Nottingham, pleaded guilty to one count of dangerous driving after admitting he switched seats when he turned on the car's autopilot mode, leaving the car's brakes and steering wheel unmanned. The driver admitted that the stunt in May last year had been silly, but insisted that he was simply "the unlucky one who got caught" trying out the "amazing" feature on the car.

As well as the 18-month driving ban he was ordered to carry out 100 hours of unpaid work. He was also put on a 10-day rehabilitation programme and will have to pay £1,800 in costs.

A police officer called the behavior "reckless," adding that autopilot controls like the ones on Teslas "are in no way a substitute for a competent motorist in the driving seat who can react appropriately to the road ahead."

138 comments

  1. Trust! by jonnythan · · Score: 0

    This dude placed a lot of trust in autopilot when we have a few instances so far of autopilot fatally driving into fixed obstructions (highway exit divider, truck laying across the road, etc).

    1. Re:Trust! by Mascot · · Score: 1

      Aye. Considering Tesla's autopilot is little more than a slightly amped up version of lane keeping assist and adaptive cruise control, I'd say he was making a pretty good application for the Darwin awards.

    2. Re:Trust! by Rei · · Score: 1

      "a few instances" in this many miles is not bad at all. The issue is that it was only a few instances with both a human and autopilot acting in conjunction.

      Pairing human and machine - if you can keep the human alert - is good for safety. But the machines are not yet to the point where they should be allowed to drive on their own.

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    3. Re:Trust! by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Pairing human and machine - if you can keep the human alert - is good for safety.

      I do not think it is possible to keep the human alert if he does not have anything to do with driving for more than probably 30 minutes.

      I mean, normally, you have to constantly do minor adjustments to make the car follow the road (which may not be straight or level), keep distance from other cars etc. This keeps you alert. And it keeps you actually alert, compared to various artificial measures to make you alert (I could push a button every once in a while or slightly wiggle the steering wheel or whatever the computer requires to "prove" I am alert while reading a book).

      OTOH, as I understand about Tesla Autopilot, you get to watch the road while doing absolutely nothing, maybe for hours. However, you are expected to notice when the car wants to drive into a lamp post and then react very quickly and stop the car.

      Not only it is extremely difficult to do normally, but you also have to second-guess yourself or the car "hmm... it looks like the car is aiming for that lamp post, but the computer will probably fix it as it did 100 times before. No, the lamp post is very close now, I have to stop the car NOW".

      I think the only way to keep the human actually alert would be to randomly turn off Autopilot once every 15 minutes or so, then not allowing it to be turned on for at least 5 minutes. But even that may be a problem "OK, 5 minutes are up, Autopilot is on, back to the book".

  2. Stupid by Dorianny · · Score: 0

    It's because idiots like him that we can't have nice things

    1. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet those idiots have the ability to earn enough cash to get things like these cars.

    2. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's because of idiots like him that we need to get to self-driving cars ASAP. Based on the judgement we've seen him exercise so far, I'm not convinced I'd want to share the road with him at the controls of a regular car.

    3. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because Tesla's autopilot was designed and marketed by idiots which allowed, even encouraged such behavior.

    4. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh. Iâ(TM)ll drive my komatsu mine dump truck manual any day around those Teslaâ(TM)s. Over them too.

    5. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet those idiots have the ability to rack up enough debt to get things like these cars.

      Fixed that for you. Only people with retard level IQs buy shit teslas.

    6. Re:Stupid by scottrocket · · Score: 1

      It's because of idiots like him that we need to get to self-driving cars ASAP.

      Which would be... "The nice things". Well played!

  3. Re:as i see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are quite often full of themselves in my experience.

  4. There're stupidity and unforgiveable stupidity. by sehlat · · Score: 1

    This falls into the latter category. This particular idiot should be banned from driving for life.

    1. Re:There're stupidity and unforgiveable stupidity. by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 2

      Why? He wasn't even driving in the first place!

      http://instantrimshot.com/

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    2. Re:There're stupidity and unforgiveable stupidity. by magarity · · Score: 1

      This falls into the latter category. This particular idiot should be banned from driving for life.

      That's OK, he can just ride in the passenger seat.

    3. Re:There're stupidity and unforgiveable stupidity. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      It does seem a rather short ban for a high-potential crime like this. And particularly "pour encourager les autres". I'd have gone for automatic license revocation every couple of months for the rest of life - so that if he ever wants to drive, he can apply for a new license, sit the two tests, prove his skill to an inspector, pass his test, and lose the license within a couple of weeks.

      Or just, not drive. Heretical though that may seem.

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  5. Does the car get community service too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does the car get community service for allowing the driver to sit in the passenger seat?

  6. Banned from driving? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does that mean he can do what he did once again? If he was sitting in the passenger seat, he wasn't driving.

    1. Re:Banned from driving? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 2

      If he had done this in England, would it still have counted as being in the passenger seat?

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    2. Re:Banned from driving? by swillden · · Score: 2

      If he had done this in England, would it still have counted as being in the passenger seat?

      He did it on the M1, near Hempel Hempstead, England.

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    3. Re:Banned from driving? by mrbester · · Score: 2

      Hope he was travelling north, otherwise he'd have got to the Magic Roundabout. Most drivers can't negotiate that safely, so there's no way an autopilot could.

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    4. Re:Banned from driving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if he was in an American Tesla, then he really was in the driver's seat after all!

    5. Re: Banned from driving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no roundabouts on the M1

    6. Re:Banned from driving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. There are some things computers will never be able to do better than humans, like play Chess or Go.

    7. Re: Banned from driving? by peragrin · · Score: 0

      Chess and go have finite answers and play issues. You can beat them by forceing a draw instead of a win. The more random and strange moves you make in the early stages of the game the more likely you are to win or draw.

      Computers play percentages in moves being done. If you routinely pick the low percentage of chance of winning the learning system will recalculate the odds of any particular move. Thus leading the computer to pick wrong moves itself.

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    8. Re: Banned from driving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see AC's sarcasm flew right over your head.

    9. Re:Banned from driving? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      If the Autopilot gets him to Swindon while on the M1 then it's fucking magical enough to get him through the roundabout too.

    10. Re:Banned from driving? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      A sufficiently advanced autopilot would refuse to go anywhere near Swindon.

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  7. No occupancy sensor for driver. by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In this modern age of hold your hand safety features, why exactly doesn't this thing have a seat weight sensor? Or are they just in the passenger seats and the designers simply assumed their would be a driver? Even lawn mowers have them.

    1. Re:No occupancy sensor for driver. by grumbel · · Score: 1

      They do have a 'hands on steering wheel' sensor.

    2. Re:No occupancy sensor for driver. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this modern age of hold your hand safety features, why exactly doesn't this thing have a seat weight sensor? Or are they just in the passenger seats and the designers simply assumed their would be a driver? Even lawn mowers have them.

      05 Mustang has a passenger side seat sensor that disables the airbag if it detects a range of weight similar to a car seat. My laptop bag will make the disabled airbag light go on, but anything lighter or heavier and it’s enabled again. This is a car starting at 19,000 new back in the day. I know Tesla is sincerely focused on driver safety, but this kind of naivety is what government regulations are needed to keep in check.

    3. Re:No occupancy sensor for driver. by thegarbz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In this modern age of hold your hand safety features, why exactly doesn't this thing have a seat weight sensor?

      Because putting a sensor in for every idiotic thing idiots can do isn't exactly financially viable, and an idiot sensor doesn't exist.
      Plus, all you'll do is breed a better idiot as a result.

    4. Re:No occupancy sensor for driver. by mrclevesque · · Score: 3, Informative

      "They do have a 'hands on steering wheel' sensor."

      Which most of the time does absolutely nothing when you're on the highway and it senses your hands aren't on the wheel:

      https://www.teslarati.com/what... -what-happens-ignore-tesla-autopilot-warnings/

      https://www.reddit.com/r/tesla... -how_often_does_autopilot_warn_you_to_put_your/

    5. Re:No occupancy sensor for driver. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are hands-on-wheel and also seat pressure sensors. Looks like the newer AutoPilot at least in Model 3 also has a cabin facing camera. But... as others point out, there isn't much point really as idiots will continue to circumvent those sensors to do stunts like this.

      The right solution here is exactly what happened.

    6. Re:No occupancy sensor for driver. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Honda Accord has a function that's designed to detect where the edges of your lane are and will adjust accordingly to keep you in the lane. If it thinks your hands aren't on the wheel, there's an audible beep, a visual warning on the dashboard, and the 'autosteer' function turns itself off. It's rather interesting, because I do a lot of highway driving and I've had it continue to beep at me for a good 30 seconds while my hands were on the wheel... the road was just so straight and flat that I didn't need to steer. Note that, as far as I've dared to test it, its emergency functions, like braking if it senses an imminent collision, or if you're departing the road, are still functional.

    7. Re:No occupancy sensor for driver. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most cars already have seat weight sensors, they are used for seat belt alarms, airbags etc. the fact that such a cheap basic feature isn't in such a highend vehicle is mind boggling, hell even my wifes cheap arse Toyota corolla has one.

    8. Re:No occupancy sensor for driver. by Jahta · · Score: 1

      In this modern age of hold your hand safety features, why exactly doesn't this thing have a seat weight sensor?

      Because putting a sensor in for every idiotic thing idiots can do isn't exactly financially viable, and an idiot sensor doesn't exist. Plus, all you'll do is breed a better idiot as a result.

      Well even applying the 80/20 rule, ensuring that there is somebody in the driver's seat when the car is moving should be a priority. In the UK, even my 8 year-old car alerts if there's a passenger sitting in the backseat who is not wearing a seat belt; it's not difficult to do.

    9. Re:No occupancy sensor for driver. by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      Easy to get around that by putting something heavy in the drivers seat.

    10. Re:No occupancy sensor for driver. by Cederic · · Score: 1

      My mercedes is less sophisticated. It get pissed off with me if my camera bag doesn't have its seat belt fastened.

    11. Re:No occupancy sensor for driver. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Well even applying the 80/20 rule

      The 80/20 rule applies to normal people not wilful idiots. 20% of the population are not doing this. In fact across a population around the world in a fleet of many cars which offer this functionality (autopilot is little more than adaptive cruise control + lane holding which many cars have now) there have been 2 cases of this. The first one I saw was some kid in the Mercedes S Class, incidentally he had to override his steering wheel sensor which instantly disengages land holding unlike the Tesla's whine at the driver approach.

      Speaking of when we sense things it's important to define what it is we wish to sense. A dead weight on the driver seat, or an attentive driver? Notice the weight sensor in your passenger seats serve only to bypass the more specific sensor: Is the seatbelt being used. You know what is better than detecting some arbitrary weight on the driver seat? Detecting hands on the steering wheel, or detecting alertness of the driver (many cars have systems that detect if drivers are drowsy, why bother with a dead weight sensor).

      Programmers and engineers love jumping at solutions without ever properly defining the problem.

      It's not difficult to do.

      What's not difficult to do? Detect if a weight is on a seat, or beat a fool by making something fool proof? I challenge you to actually do the second, and I will wager that even if you do the first you will still hear stories like this happening e.g. the Mercedes S class.

    12. Re:No occupancy sensor for driver. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because putting a sensor in for every idiotic thing idiots can do isn't exactly financially viable, and an idiot sensor doesn't exist.

      I watched this USSR "documentary" about a dood that invented the "wisdom detector". Everything went to shit pretty quickly after he started using it on the government officials and potential "investors" if memory serves me right.

  8. for the brits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a 10 day rehabilitation programme

    What is that? Hopefully it involves some pounding in the rear quarters

  9. Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I kind of want to buy this guy a beer.

  10. Re:Wait, wut? by grumbel · · Score: 1

    You mean the cars don't go into pull-over-and-park-safely mode if the driver is missing or seems to be asleep or incapacitated?

    Tesla's will give a warning to put the hands back on the wheel and will slow down if that doesn't happen. However the warning can be worked around.

  11. And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by kackle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most of the readers of this site understand how well, that is, not well, such a feature works in reality when it comes to dealing with the infinite complexities of driving. The average person though, after hearing "auto-pilot" and drinking the Kool-Aid of the media repeating how great autonomous vehicles are going to be (Slashdot is not an exception to this) will not think twice about putting human lives completely in such a feature's digital hands.

    1. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem is that the owners may even be responsible enough to understand the limitations of Autopilot, but will they give a full training session when they hand the keys to their kid? Do they even know that they have Autopilot and need to explain it to their kid? If they are falling down drunk one night and someone else needs to drive them home, will the driver be fully familiar with the car?

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    2. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, there is no technical work around for stupid. Making a special effort to get into the passenger seat when the autopilot is on, is stupid. There is no technical work around for this There is NEVER going to be a work around for stupid, because stupid is limitless.

    3. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Nonsense, there are safety measures in place for stupid people everywhere. Coffee heated only to a certain temperature, toasters that come with 'do not submerge' warnings. Not all stupid can be anticipated but Tesla could at least make an effort.

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    4. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Most of the readers of this site understand how well, that is, not well, such a feature works in reality when it comes to dealing with the infinite complexities of driving.

      And most of the readers here will understand that the highway is literally the simplest case, that this person didn't cause an accident, that cars have basically autonomously driven themselves down highways for millions of miles, and funny enough that this isn't the first case of this happening. Hell the first case wasn't even a Tesla. I saw this a few years ago on youtube. Strap a bottle to the steering wheel of a Mercedes S class, enable steering assist, and then the guy jumped into the passenger seat to prove his point.

      My point is: Most of the readers of this site would be quite comfortable letting a car drive itself on a highway and understand that it is literally one of the least complex scenarios on the road.

    5. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by gravewax · · Score: 2

      horseshit. driving on the highway is one of the least complex and simple things UNTIL something happens then it can be one of the most dangerous highly complex environments to be on due to the speed of other vehicles and reduced time to react, Road Works, animals, items fallen off a truck, other irresponsible drivers, accidents etc.

    6. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course there is a work-around for stupidity. It usually involves a great big RED button labelled with the words, "DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON".

      (and about 10000 volts)

    7. Re: And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla still has on their website that the car has hardware for full autonomy. Their selling allure is just that. People weren't scrambling to buy a Tesla just because it's an electric Sedan, they could have bought any various other electric sedans for cheaper; No, they bought a Tesla because Tesla has/was showing off their fully auto driving and auto parking features of their vehicle, and a lot of people still expect these features that Tesla keeps promising.

      So, Tesla is not going to put up safety warnings because they would be shooting themselves in the foot saying their car is not autonomous. They're not going to defile the very reason their car is selling. It would be like a big FU to everyone that bought their car.

    8. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by Xenx · · Score: 1

      In all honesty, if it isn't your car and you don't understand how something operates don't turn it on. It isn't Tesla's, or the owner's, responsibility to make sure any and every other remotely possible driver be aware of the functionality of the vehicle. That doesn't mean parents shouldn't teach their kids if they hand over the keys, but the driver is still responsible for what they choose to do while driving. If they choose to use a feature they're not familiar with, it's on them.

    9. Re: And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by Xenx · · Score: 1

      Yes, their website says it has full self-driving hardware. It then IMMEDIATELY says that it isn't currently full self-driving and full self-driving will be enabled in the future via updates.

    10. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by Xenx · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't argue against it still being a risk on the highway, but I wouldn't consider those potential events enough to go from simple to complex. They would be certainly be dangerous at highway speeds, but not overly complex.

    11. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      driving on the highway is one of the least complex and simple things UNTIL something happens

      Exactly. It's also the situation where something unexpected happen is rarest, especially if you don't leave the right side lane. Out of the things you have listed:
      - reaction time - in control of the vehicle based on following distance and not an external variable
      - animals - highly dependent on the road time. Many highways are fully fenced. Many highways traverse built up areas and are surrounded by sound barriers. You're far less likely to come across animals on a highway than you are a residential road.
      - roadworks - On a highway they are signed many kilometers in advance.
      - items fallen off trucks - Really? Why not throw getting struck by a meteor in and ban all autonomous driving until we successfully create an infinite improbability drive.
      - other irresponsible drivers - Why worry about them? Let them cut around you. Very few irresponsible drivers actively cause an accident, and those that do often do so because they startle drivers with their unexpected behaviour. If they are ignored by an autonomous driving system it's probably for the best.

      - accidents - I'm glad you mentioned that one. Remember what the purpose of this system is in the first place? Now go look up all those lovely videos of Teslas reacting to accidents faster than their drivers did.

      You can claim horseshit all you like. People with half a brain (and those higher functioning Slashdotters too) realise that this system is a natural evolution of a system designed precisely to cope with the scenarios you suggested better than a normal person, and the highway is literally the ideal place for it, and I know people who owe their life to the presence of these systems coping with some of the scenarios above faster than they were able to.

    12. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - items fallen off trucks - Really? Why not throw getting struck by a meteor in and ban all autonomous driving until we successfully create an infinite improbability drive.

      You must be pretty retarded to equate these two things, one of which happens frequently and the other which essentailly never happens.
      Crappy little builders vans with doors tied together with string are always dropping shit like huge paint cans on the road.
      Also, I live on the main road to the motorway and there's a constant collection of bits fallen off of vehicles (some of them large and heavy) on the footpath, and I've had large pieces of metal whizz past my head while walling on it.

      Still waiting for a meteor near miss though.

    13. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Anyone with a drivers license knows how 99% of cars work and think they know how 100% of cars work. The onus is on the company who makes a different car, and the owner of the different car, to make sure everyone driving that car understands that they don't know how *this* car works.

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    14. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like: life sucks more than ever (more work, especially when considered as couples, less sex, no recess in schools, pay is stagnant, more debt, both individually and nationally, fraternizing with the opposite sex and marriage are like russian roulette), and people are just saying to themselves, "Fuck it; might as well make it interesting!"

    15. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      - animals - highly dependent on the road time. Many highways are fully fenced. Many highways traverse built up areas and are surrounded by sound barriers. You're far less likely to come across animals on a highway than you are a residential road.

      Road kills happen all the time on the highway. I see one every month.

      - items fallen off trucks - Really? Why not throw getting struck by a meteor in and ban all autonomous driving until we successfully create an infinite improbability drive.

      I've dodged a dozen things that have fallen off trucks that could've killed me. I have not been hit by a meteor once.

      - other irresponsible drivers - Why worry about them? Let them cut around you. Very few irresponsible drivers actively cause an accident

      I've had a semi try to merge into my lane as I was passing it. There was no where for me to go, but honking caught the driver's attention.

    16. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      So basically you either:

      a) are the worlds least lucky person,
      b) live in a shithole where people don't know how to drive or cover their loads, or
      c) drive a lot and have a very poor understanding of statistically liklihoods.

      I do like how you ignored my comment about autonomous driving systems being nothing more than a natural progression of the safety systems designed to avoid exactly the scenarios you mention. I think you'll find most readers here understand precisely why you are very selectively arguing and trying hopelessly to defend your position.

    17. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Congratulations on failing miserably to counter his point.
      - Reaction time to an emergency situation is lower on motorways because of the additional speed that will take you into the situation faster.
      - Animals are an example of this. And many highways are not fenced, the M1 being a fucking excellent example of this. I don't care how fucking rare it is if I write off my car every time one jumps out in front of me
      - Roadworks are not necessarily signed kilometres in advance. Even if they are, the lane markings often continue in a straight line while the lanes themselves move left or right onto the hard shoulder or the other carriageway, or vanish completely, or split into two possible options. Traffic cones get knocked out of position and junctions look very different.
      - Items fall off trucks. I've seen it happen. I've also seen a car's roofbox ripped open by the wind at 70mph, strewing their belongings across three lanes. Nobody crashed, nobody died, and I don't think it's unreasonable to expect an autonomous vehicle to be able to differentiate between 'damaging object in carriageway' and 'piece of newspaper blown about by the wind'.
      - Other irresponsible drivers you worry about because a key facet of their irresponsibility is that they're inconveniencing or endangering other drivers. That translates to you needing to take avoiding action, pre-emptively or otherwise. Ignore them and you've guaranteed a crash.
      - As for accidents, video of Tesla cars reacting to accidents can be easily matched by video of other cars with brake assist reacting to accidents. Those other cars seem to have fewer 'inattentive driver killed by their car' incidents though.

      Highway driving is usually less complex than negotiating a built up area but that doesn't mean it has no complexity.

    18. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find most readers here understand precisely why you are very selectively arguing and trying hopelessly to defend your position.

      Oh? Then tell me, what is my position?

    19. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The thought that readers of Slashdot fear the very systems which have demonstrated to improve safety under their own ideal scenarios.

      Sorry mate, you were right about one thing, most readers here understand. Unfortunately they won't draw the conclusion you think.

    20. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I didn't say it has no complexity, just reiterated the point you made: It's one of the least complex scenarios there is and is the original design case for the safety features that ultimately collectively became "autopilot". This shit has literally been around for over 5 years from every car manufacturer in some form or another, so to say it's not trustworthy despite it's demonstrated value and the lives it's saved is just foolish.

    21. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - items fallen off trucks - Really? Why not throw getting struck by a meteor in and ban all autonomous driving until we successfully create an infinite improbability drive.

      never in my life seen a meteor land anywhere let alone a road. however I have had a piece of pipe lodge in my windscreen from a truck in front, I have seen logs dislodge from a truck and seen boxes and various items fall off irresponsible peoples trucks and vehicles more times than I can count. Maybe Meteors are just that much more common in your part of the world. other irresponsible drivers GET YOU KILLED, avoiding them or taking preventative action to their behaviour keeps you alive.

    22. Re:And This Guy Demonstartates The Problem by Xenx · · Score: 1

      The onus is on the driver to understand the vehicle they're driving. A lot of newer cars have features that aren't in most older cars. Lane assist, brake assist, and like all require some level of understanding from the driver to know how they operate. The driver is still responsible for anything that happens because they didn't understand. As long as the company is making available the information needed to safely use the features, it's not the company's fault.

  12. Meh by easyTree · · Score: 2

    A police officer called the behavior "reckless," adding that autopilot controls like the ones on Teslas "are in no way a substitute for a competent motorist in the driving seat who can react appropriately to the road ahead."

    Maybe 'autopilot' should be called 'driver assistance' to avoid further confusion?

    1. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No. Plenty of people don't act like this. I don't think it has anything to do with the wording of the device. I'm sure he tired to use that as a defense and it didn't work. Don't try to use that defense now. it's not confusion. It's jackassness. Please stop making up shit.

  13. Driver seat occupancy sensor? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    How long before the autopilot will need to detect a driver, in the driving seat, before engaging?

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    1. Re:Driver seat occupancy sensor? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Why not just build an idiot detector? By the way, measure the primary variable of interest. No one gives a crap where the driver is sitting, but rather is the driver in control. These cars already have steering wheel sensors.

      But they are actually quite easy to fool: https://www.gizmodo.com.au/201...

      Funny thing: My car beeps madly if the driver isn't wearing a seatbelt. Last time I picked up my car from the parking service at the airport I got in to discover the passenger seatbelt stretched across and clipped into the driver's seatbelt retainer.

      The only thing sadder than the effort idiots go to is the companies which enable them: https://thetikit.com/

    2. Re:Driver seat occupancy sensor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the only thing sadder than the effort idiots go to is the companies which enable them: https://thetikit.com/

      Even more hillarious[ly frightening] is that it looks like those seatbelt alarm defeat devices are also bottle openers.

    3. Re:Driver seat occupancy sensor? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Not just look, are marketed as: https://www.amazon.com/Mchoice...

    4. Re:Driver seat occupancy sensor? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      hahahahah I didn't notice that. Mind you I didn't even think of needing a bottle opener while in the car. Not because I don't have a use for it, but because last time I was young stupid and a passenger on a road trip holding a beer that I couldn't open I just opened the door (while the car was being driven) and opened the bottle using the car door's striker plate. In most cars they are perfectly sized to open a bottle :-D

  14. Re:AI vs DNA by simplypeachy · · Score: 1

    The irony of parent's racist comment is that this sort of blatantly dangerous road use, and lack of understanding of it, are really quite British in their attitudes. As was the punishment.

  15. Re:AI vs DNA by julian67 · · Score: 1

    ".....a better choice than native Americans..."

    There are Indians and there are Indians,

    Do the needful.

    Thank you, come again.

  16. Re: Wait, wut? by saloomy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Even so, I wonder when autopilot, or any such software will ever be "good enough". If this guy has stated, that statistically speaking, the car is safer than him, a claim Tesla themselves state, then why should this be a problem? Every time someone gets hurt in a Tesla crash, we call for them to ban this tech, but thousands and thousands of people die every day from driving people. Some of the best drivers still have a one-and-only fatal accident. When will it be enough for us to say "let's transition now, since it's safer, to not requiring the person"?

  17. The Power of Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tesla royally fucked up by calling this autopilot. Its practically an invitation to the average schlub to do stupid things like this. They should have called it something less tempting, like "Safety Net" or "Save Your Ass" or "Augmented Driving" or even "When Your Kids are Fighting in the Backseat and You Are So Frazzled That You Turn Around and Yell at Them."

    And to the pedants who want to argue that regular schlubs should know that "real" autopilot systems in airplanes don't actually do everything, spare us. Pedantry is just a form of masturbation so do it in private please.

    1. Re:The Power of Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me: How does it feel to be lame?
      julian67: Feels good man!

    2. Re:The Power of Words by Xenx · · Score: 1

      It isn't pedantry though. The word Autopilot is used to imply a reduction in human interaction and not a removal of it, even when using it as an idiom. So, why are we defending people for thinking it's different in this particular case?

    3. Re:The Power of Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't pedantry though.

      Says every single pedant. Seriously dude the fact that you don't understand the point means you are the one who has a whole lot more to learn about people. You want to argue about whose definition of autopilot is 'correct?' I'll put it to you the way I put it to both of my kids when I taught them how to drive, being right doesn't mean jackshit if you are dead.

    4. Re:The Power of Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because 99% of the people who hear the term think the opposite of what you are arguing, how can your argument be anything less than pedantry? shrill, desperate pedantry at that

  18. Re:Wait, wut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, wut, you don;t know what autopilot is, you only know how it appears in Hollywood? And you think Hollywood is accurate?!?!?!?!

  19. Re: Wait, wut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "When will it be enough for us to say "let's transition now, since it's safer, to not requiring the person"?"

    When we reach the singularity.

  20. Re: Wait, wut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If this guy has stated, that statistically speaking, the car is safer than him, a claim Tesla themselves state, then why should this be a problem?

    Because both are lying?

    When you decide to drive you not only put yourself at risk but others too. If it was only a thing between Tesla and the driver we wouldn't care and they would be allowed to bullshit all they like and take whatever risks they want.

    If they are going to try it on public roads we need a bit more than just their claims. It should at least pass an independent driving test.

  21. Re: Wait, wut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, here's a thing. If the car is safer than him as a driver, and he's competent to drive, then both together is... wait for it .... SAFER THAN EITHER ALONE!

    Engineers and most adults know this as "belt and braces". Both keep your pants up, but both together is more secure in the case one fails. But, hey, if you're ignorant, you're ignorant. The point is: have you learned better?

    Oh, and for the incurable morons who complain that the term "autopilot" is wrong, we already have a meaning for this word and the car's driving system meets that standard, so, no, we're not changing the meaning of words just because you're a fucking moron. Cheers, the world.

  22. lock them all up by volodymyrbiryuk · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't they also prosecute the other 'motorist' who snitched on him, for filming with his phone while driving?

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    1. Re:lock them all up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

    2. Re:lock them all up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all good: the other driver hopped into the passenger seat to film the incident, so he couldn't be accused of using his cell phone while driving.

    3. Re:lock them all up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > snitched

      The legitimacy of your entire frame of reference is revealed by that single word.

    4. Re: lock them all up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially as it was a passenger, as noted in the article.

    5. Re:lock them all up by Cederic · · Score: 1

      No, because the other 'motorist' wasn't driving at the time.

      A passenger in another car spotted him and filmed his Tesla as it drove past

      -- https://news.sky.com/story/aut...

  23. Robin Hood. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the Sheriff of Nottingham caught him?

  24. Re: Wait, wut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask 100 people and 98 will give the 'wrong' definition. There are a lot of fucking morons about and many of them have driving licences. Add yourself to the list of fucking morons for not understanding this.

  25. Re: as i see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're only jealous because his Tesla is faster than your bicycle.

  26. competent? by gravewax · · Score: 1

    A police officer called the behavior "reckless," adding that autopilot controls like the ones on Teslas "are in no way a substitute for a competent motorist in the driving seat who can react appropriately to the road ahead."

    Is he suggesting this guy was a competent motorist?, his actions alone prove he shouldn't be allowed to drive ever as he obviously has no understanding of what is required to be competent, maybe in this case the Tesla Autopilot "was" the safer option and at least it revealed what a fucking moron he is and that he shouldn't have a license.

    1. Re: competent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A police officer called the behavior "reckless," adding that autopilot controls like the ones on Teslas "are in no way a substitute for a competent motorist in the driving seat who can react appropriately to the road ahead."

      Is he suggesting this guy was a competent motorist?, his actions alone prove he shouldn't be allowed to drive ever as he obviously has no understanding of what is required to be competent, maybe in this case the Tesla Autopilot "was" the safer option and at least it revealed what a fucking moron he is and that he shouldn't have a license.

      Your comprehension absolutely sucks dogs balls.

      Try reading it again. There is no way anyone who understands English could reach your understanding.

  27. Natural selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing sadder than the effort idiots go to is the companies which enable them: https://thetikit.com/

    What do you have against natural selection in action? Trying to prevent improvement in the human gene pool? (Same issue with seat belt and motorcycle helmet laws.)

    1. Re:Natural selection by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Now I know these exist, I've just bought one.

      Saves me trying to fasten the passenger seat belt when I put a bag on the seat.

  28. W@nker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He showed his contempt for the court and other road users, by saying that he was the unlucky one who got caught.

    Thank goodness that he was the lucky one who didn't cause a horrific accident.

  29. Re: Wait, wut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tesla states that his driving while the software assists by averting some potential driver errors is safer than him driving without assistance. They have never claimed to have an autonomous driving system that's safer than a human driver. They don't even claim to have an autonomous driving system AT ALL. What this guy did may be somewhat less dangerous than jamming a brick over the accelerator pedal of an '83 Escort wagon and shifting over to the passenger seat, but it's still in the same general league of dangerous.

    You're making a case that it's time to stop requiring a driver in autonomous vehicles, but whether or not that's a good idea really doesn't have any effect on the fact that you most definitely need a driver in a non-autonomous vehicle such as this one.

  30. Re: Wait, wut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And when you buy a car from Tesla they tell you that this autopilot is the real drfinition, not the wrong one.

  31. Re: Wait, wut? by cstacy · · Score: 1

    Well, here's a thing. If the car is safer than him as a driver, and he's competent to drive, then both together is... wait for it .... SAFER THAN EITHER ALONE!

    .

    People who assume that complex things merely "add together" to produce inherently safer things, particularly when one of the "things" is a human and the others are technologic, are the reason for the study of "human factors" in accidents involving things like autopilots.

  32. Bad Design by SeattleLawGuy · · Score: 1

    In this modern age of hold your hand safety features, why exactly doesn't this thing have a seat weight sensor?

    Because putting a sensor in for every idiotic thing idiots can do isn't exactly financially viable, and an idiot sensor doesn't exist.
    Plus, all you'll do is breed a better idiot as a result.

    No. We already have these sensors in passenger seats of every vehicle so that they can warn the passenger to buckle their seat belt. It's a commodity.

    It is predictable that people would try to use their Tesla this way, and it could obviously cost lives, so they should be built to at least warn you against doing this until they are ready to be fully autonomous. He put the lives of everyone on the road at risk.

    If there isn't a sensor, there should be one. If there is one and it's only designed to trigger on the seat belt and he had the seat belt plugged in, then he bypassed the security check.

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    1. Re:Bad Design by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      No. We already have these sensors in passenger seats of every vehicle so that they can warn the passenger to buckle their seat belt.

      Well idiot sensor comment aside the requirement for a person in the driver seat detector is still stupid. In the world of measurement (my primary field) it is important to as far as reasonably possible measure the primary variable of interest. Guess what, no car is interested in if anyone is in any seat. It's not a primary variable for any kind of control. What people were interested in is if people are wearing their seatbelt, and in order to ensure that false alarms aren't given a detector is used to see if the seat is occupied.

      Where am I getting with this? The primary variable of interest here is not if something heavy is in the driver seat, but rather if a driver is driving the car.

      It is predictable that people would try to use their Tesla this way, and it could obviously cost lives

      Yes that is the idiot principle. It is predictable that some idiot will always do something like this. Now what will a sensor achieve?

      Maybe we could use a steering wheel sensor like these:
      https://www.gizmodo.com.au/201...

      We should also ensure that the driver doesn't unbuckle his seatbelt:
      https://thetikit.com/

      And while I don't have a silly link for the person in seat detector, my own anecdote is that I actually have one of those seatbelt alarm stopper thingies in the passenger seat of my car because my backpack routinely sets off the detector and my car starts beeping at me.

      Oh and by the way, here's a video of someone doing the exact same drive from the passenger seat trick in an S Class Mercedes 3 years ago, but using a system that completely disengages everytime the hands come off the wheel, and using a system that doesn't have autonomouse or autopilot in the name: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...

      So where does that leave us? I let's try to beat the idiot. Lets try and protect the idiot from themselves. Propose an idiot proof sensor that will protect us from the idiotic 0.0001% of the population. I have a better proposal. ... Or rather Darwin had a better proposal.

    2. Re:Bad Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. We already have these sensors in passenger seats of every vehicle so that they can warn the passenger to buckle their seat belt. It's a commodity.

      Every vehicle except for most of them.

      Senor Montoya might want to speak with you about the word "every".

    3. Re:Bad Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. We already have these sensors in passenger seats of every vehicle so that they can warn the passenger to buckle their seat belt. It's a commodity.

      Right, but not the driver seat. It should be obvious why.

  33. Its like getting your kid to drive for you by wolfheart111 · · Score: 1

    when your drunk... Its probably safer but still stupid to do.

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  34. Death sentence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupid liberal cunts in the UK took away the death sentence.

    Now we have brexit let's take back control and fry fuckers like this.

    1. Re:Death sentence? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      No.

      Leaving aside the multiple legitimate reasons the death penalty is a stupid sentence, it would also be unnecessarily harsh for this sort of crime.

      I wouldn't even recommend it for you, and you're a walking talking Darwin candidate.

  35. Re:as i see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yo, Brexit native, have you taken up that plumbing job that Farage got for you yet?

  36. Re:Looks like we got ourselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Tesla owner.

  37. Re:AI vs DNA by Computershack · · Score: 1

    The poster isn't being racist, they literally are the worst drivers on the road.

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  38. Don't play both sides of the argument. by jbn-o · · Score: 1

    While I don't think autonomous vehicles are a good thing, and I wouldn't trust one enough to get in one (nor do I relish being anywhere near them as they share the road with me), I think it's also silly to accuse the "owner" (I'll explain the quotes below) of doing what such cars purport to deliver (which you describe as "drinking the Kool-Aid of the media") instead of challenging automakers and proponents to supply compelling reasons why anyone should bother with autonomous vehicles. If what we're told is true, it seems reasonable to do what this fellow did. The reaction against the lounging passenger seems to me indistinguishable from sycophantically siding with power. I recall there was a discussion about a proposed car that had no controls for the person in the driver seat. If this car is made and someone uses one and is found lounging or even drinking alcohol in the seat formerly known as the driver's seat, who's side will the power sycophants take then?

    By the same token, amazon.com offers a way to deliver packages inside one's home or car. I'm sure there are people who think that this ostensible convenience completely outweighs letting unaccountable strangers into one's home or car. Again, here too I don't think such delivery is worth having and I think anyone who takes them up on it is being foolish. But by what right would I hold it against the customer when their house is robbed or their car gets altered, damaged, or stolen because they believed what was promised to them? At what point do we start defending what's in our interest: stop lying to us about the features and start offering services that respect our privacy, our property, and focus on improving the nature of the service by delivering goods on time and without mishandling the package.

    Why the quotes around "owner" in this context? Self-driving cars are spybots riddled with proprietary software. For all we know, the car's controls can be taken over remotely by a number of different people in multiple organizations any time they want to; I imagine police love the promise of these vehicles because they could be made to ignore the driver's instructions and pull over whenever the police are nearby (should we think the police are fools to "drink the Kool-Aid" of this promise?). Therefore calling the person who pays for this tracker-on-wheels an "owner" of their vehicle seems to me an incredible claim.

  39. Re: Wait, wut? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    If this guy has stated, that statistically speaking, the car is safer than him

    And when you say this remember this is the brain that came up with the idea of leaving the drivers seat of a moving vehicle.

    Is the car safer than everyone? Unlikely.
    Is the car safer than this specific person? Almost certainly.

  40. Re: Wait, wut? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    It doesn't really matter how good Autopilot is, what matters is how long it takes the law to catch up and allow its use hands-free.

    I feel for people who already bought full self diving capability for their Teslas. Musk is saying 2020, let's be extremely optimistic and say he is right, then how many years after that before the law catches up? Keep in mind that the current rules in the UK for testing self driving cars is that you have to pretend to be driving so as not to "alarm" other road users.

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  41. Re: Wait, wut? by DrXym · · Score: 1
    Exactly. Until such time as a vehicle is capable of performing every operation more safely than a driver, the driver MUST be engaged and paying attention to the road. The car handles the ordinary situations, but the human is there to hit the brakes or take action if the vehicle does something dumb.

    But humans are easily distracted, particularly when they think the car is doing all the work so it is vital that the car monitors the human's engagement and forces compliance. Preferably the car could even detect signs of impairment or fatigue and disengage & pull over if the driver does not appear to be doing their part.

  42. Whatâ(TM)s the point with these idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are these people so obsessed with this auto pilot feature they want everyone to know it? Does scream out âoelook at meâ! Make these type of people ride the bus and make us all safer.

  43. Re:AI vs DNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I've been to India and Nottingham (forget all that stuff about Robin Hood, it's now part of Gujurat)

    Yeah, well I actually live in Nottingham and overall it's pretty white, there are quite a lot of huge estates which are a) shit places to live and b) 95%+ white (some run by nasty crimanl gang families).

    Maybe you were confusing Nottingham with nearby Leicester, which *is* actually pretty Asian?

  44. 18 month driving ban? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope they also take his Tesla away from him; He clearly isn't responsible enough to own something as sophisticated as that.

    He should be forced to re-take his test and drive an Aygo or an Up for 18 months.

  45. Re: Wait, wut? by dhjdhj · · Score: 2

    I drive a tesla so i have direct experience. 1) That hack is silly. If you are sitting in the driver seat, you can just rest your left knee against the steering wheel for a moment and that will be sufficient 2) Although you can in principle drive for hours handsfree (subject to that occasional wheel touching to prove youâ(TM)re still there), randomly (I have never noticed a pattern), the Tesla will still suddenly start to cross over the line and you HAVE to grab the wheel to stop it. There is no way you can drive it without being attentive 100%

  46. Re: Wait, wut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder show safe self driving cars will be as they age and parts start to fail. As these cars get older I would expect more crashes

    Autopilot is safer for a bad driver, Autopilot is less safe for a good driver.

  47. Re: Wait, wut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as soon as people understand the difference.

    the crash in mountain view was caused by the autopilot (drive being dumb aside), not knowing which line to follow when a lane splits, resulting in the crash.
    if 10,000 tesla vehicles drove on that road, 100% of them would crash until tesla fixed the software.

    whereas if 10,000 cars with human drivers saw a crash, 9,999 of them would slow down (rubber neck) and avoid it.

    scale matters, that's what proponents of these self-driving cars miss. 1 incident that the software is unable to respond to, means ALL those cars cannot respond to that same incident (with the same software version).

  48. Re: Wait, wut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not really, but seems we're headed to a future where it's OK to help people suicide for profit. Thanks for illuminating that road ahead.

  49. Really? by lazlo · · Score: 1

    ...a competent motorist in the driving seat who can react appropriately to the road ahead.

    Really? That's a requirement? Have you been out on the roads recently? Do you have an estimate for the percentage of cars on the road today that have this "feature"? I don't think it's as common as you might suspect, and hasn't been for... well, since the invention of the automobile.

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  50. Re:AI vs DNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The driver is named as Bhavesh Patel. I've been to India and Nottingham (forget all that stuff about Robin Hood, it's now part of Gujurat) and I can guarantee you that the very worst AI driving software is infinitely safer than any person with even a trace of Indian DNA.

    Here in England there are driving offences such as "Driving without due care and attention", "Dangerous driving", "Driving or attempting to drive while above the legal limit or unfit through drink" and so on. None of them is as heinous as "Driving like an Indian".

    So give Bhavesh Patel a break, he was actually making our roads safer than if he had engaged his own laughably unsuitable brain matter and other genetic material for the task in hand. The man is a saint.

    Based on your post history you seem to be a middle-aged Telegraph reader of the sort we're going to be exterminating en mass after the next election. The plans have already been made.

  51. Re: AI vs DNA by julian67 · · Score: 1

    The innate decency and sense of natural justice of Marxists is a wonder to behold. A demented anonymous threat makes for a rather neat emblem for Corbyn and his dimwits.
    Toodle pip!

  52. Re: Wait, wut? by slash.jit · · Score: 1

    Tesla has never said that AutoPilot safe enough that it wont require a person, in fact AutoPilot will never replace drivers. What Tesla said is AutoPilot drivers attention and take over when needed. Things may be different when they bring Fully autonomous aka "FSD" but until then drivers need to be careful when using AutoPilot and not abuse the system.
    Keep in mind though that FSD is not just a technical challenge there are many legal issues around it which needs to be resolved.

    Tesla AutoPilot is considered safer because it is a machine which can maintain its attention span for as long as it drives and unlike human beings won't get tired with long drives. It may also be safe for judging certain aspects like distance, speed better than human driver. However, it is not better in making all kind of decisions which is done by its AI component. So I think it probably has a good hardware but the software needs much more improvement to replace a human driver.