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UK Officials Will Summon Mark Zuckerberg To Testify if He Won't Do So Voluntarily (cnbc.com)

UK officials said Tuesday they will summon Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to testify before Parliament the next time he's in British territory if he does not volunteer to do so. From a report: It would be the first governmental summons for Zuckerberg in the fallout of the Cambridge Analytica data leak and widespread concerns around user privacy. "It's worth noting that, while Mr. Zuckerberg does not normally come under the jurisdiction of the UK Parliament, he will do so the next time he enters the country," Damian Collins, a member of the UK Parliament, wrote in a letter published Tuesday. "There are over 40 million Facebook users in the UK and they deserve to hear accurate answers from the company he created and whether it is able to keep their users' data safe," Collins wrote.

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  1. Summon? by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny

    So... like they draw a pentagram, hold hands and say his name three times while looking in the mirror? Does that work?

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    1. Re:Summon? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's true that he can easily evade this if he wants to, although it is kinda embarrassing to be effectively barred from visiting a country because you don't want to answer questions about the scandals you presided over.

      Considering how well he came off from the US hearings I think he might come. Our MPs are pretty tame really.

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    2. Re:Summon? by Muros · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought they just wave their wand and say "Accio Zuckerberg"

    3. Re:Summon? by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 3, Funny

      So... like they draw a pentagram, hold hands and say his name three times while looking in the mirror? Does that work?

      Don't be ridiculous! You draw a magic circle (using salt) around your smartphone then poke Mark Zuckerberg on Facebook three times while chanting, "Friend me, Zuck." ;)

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    4. Re:Summon? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Considering how well he came off from the US hearings I think he might come. Our MPs are pretty tame really.

      On the other hand, he hasn't already donated to the majority of them so they might be somewhat less tame.

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  2. The writing on the wall by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can see how this will play out.

    The big players (Google, Facebook, Twitter, et al.) should not determine what's acceptable speech, or attempt to enforce it.

    That's the job of the government, there's lots of existing precedent to rely on, and there are clear avenues of appeal and change.

    So here's what will happen: things will get really bad for awhile, then something will happen that breaks the dam. There will be a flood of calls to break up Google (in particular), and twitter and facebook and all the others.

    Facebook's problem wasn't that they gave information to an outside party, it's that the party was associated with Trump that got them in trouble. Largely the same thing happened with Obama, and Facebook didn't care.

    Recently published research shows that google manipulated search results to make Clinton seem more favorable to Trump. The research uses comparisons of search keys between Google, Bing, and Yahoo to make it's point, and is based on results published in PNAS. An excerpt:

    overall, manipulating search suggestions can shift a 50/50 split among people who are undecided on an issue to a 90/10 split without people’s awareness and without leaving a paper trail for authorities to follow.

    Google engages in unfair media manipulation at its worst, they are literally trying to sway the results of an election to a candidate they prefer. Facebook and Twitter are doing the same. Facebook does the same thing indirectly, by selling personal information to companies who themselves do the manipulation.

    It was thought to be "the smart move" when the Obama campaign did it, and at the time no one realized that the same effect could be turned the other way.

    The big players are right now laying the grounds for the upcoming election by eliminating certain opinions. Gun proponents explaining how to clean and care for their guns get their accounts locked, videos get demonetized, commentary gets shadow-banned... despite claims of "it was a mistake" and "it's our AI", the results have been largely one-sided.

    I don't expect Facebook to be smart enough to notice what's happening (or Google or Twitter), so the most likely outcome is that this will come to a head with enormous public outcry over something in the future (possibly the upcoming US midterm elections), and the companies will be forceably broken down into smaller pieces or made to submit to regulation.

    A pity, really. Facebook could probably get a lot of consumer good will by being the champions of human rights.

    Instead, they seem hell-bent on forcing governments to step in with regulation.

  3. Re:Why Zuckerberg? by squiggleslash · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What exactly do you think the local operation does? Maintain a parallel Facebook with its own independent privacy policies and implementation of those policies?

    All of the questions MPs want answered pertain to decisions being made by Zuckerberg and his US-based subordinates. They don't give a fuck how much advertising "Facebook UK" was able to sell.

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  4. Re:When does it end? by Tailhook · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's a big [sic] unrealistic

    Zuckerberg et al. don't hesitate to play tax games among all these foreign countries. Zuckerberg et al. demand a borderless world from which to cherry pick employees. Zuckerberg et al. don't hesitate to cash the checks they earn from the UK and elsewhere. Zuckerberg et al. are unfailingly disappointed whenever the US fails to conform to the demands of international authorities (climate agreements, immigration policy, gun laws, etc.)

    Yet let any of these countries demand Zuckerberg appear before investigators and all the sudden everything is "unrealistic" or "unreasonable."

    You know what? Fuck Zuckerberg. He can spend the next tens years schlepping from one 18 star hotel to the next all over Europe and Asia dealing with these investigations as far as I'm concerned. If Zuckerberg doesn't like it he can stop accepting revenue from ad views outside the US or whatever he has to do to eliminate his obligations in foreign countries. If that means the Facebook business model isn't feasible then so be it; nothing of value will have been lost.

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  5. Extradition FTW! by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think they should get with the State Department and get him extradited like any other criminal.

  6. Easy... by ytene · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just point out that the UK's Customs and Revenues Service will be taking a very detailed look at Facebook's tax returns, with a view to implementing necessary corrections in legislation that will prevent Zuck from off-shoring his profits to some tax haven.

    Nothing will get a mega-corp CEO in the room like a threat to their profits.