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Copyright Law Could Put End To Net Memes (bbc.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report: Memes, remixes and other user-generated content could disappear online if the EU's proposed rules on copyright become law, warn experts. Digital rights groups are campaigning against the Copyright Directive, which the European Parliament will vote on later this month. The legislation aims to protect rights-holders in the internet age. But critics say it misunderstands the way people engage with web content and risks excessive censorship. The Copyright Directive is an attempt to reshape copyright for the internet, in particular rebalancing the relationship between copyright holders and online platforms. Article 13 states that platform providers should "take measures to ensure the functioning of agreements concluded with rights-holders for the use of their works." Critics say this will, in effect, require all internet platforms to filter all content put online by users, which many believe would be an excessive restriction on free speech. There is also concern that the proposals will rely on algorithms that will be programmed to "play safe" and delete anything that creates a risk for the platform.

176 comments

  1. Let me refer you to Lt. Cmdr Data by nitehawk214 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here is his reaction after hearing about this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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    1. Re:Let me refer you to Lt. Cmdr Data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am waiting for the inevitable Hitler responds to copyright directive video :)

    2. Re:Let me refer you to Lt. Cmdr Data by Calydor · · Score: 1

      Let's hope Slashdot and/or Youtube have made sure to get the proper permissions to show such a video ...

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    3. Re:Let me refer you to Lt. Cmdr Data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grumpy Cat says "GOOD!"

  2. crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At what point will it no longer be worth it to business in the EU? Ridiculous.

    1. Re:crazy by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      At what point will it no longer be worth it to business in the EU? Ridiculous.

      Probably after they close the tax loopholes and the next war kills off several hundred million potential western middle to upper class customers.

    2. Re:crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the latter.

      Like it or not, EU is still the worlds largest market.
      If you are a company that doesn't have roots in a specific country and you find yourself in a situation where you can't comply with both EU laws and US laws then you will be better off sticking to EU.
      The reason not to do it is if you have connections in the US government so that you can skimp on taxes or run a government supported monopoly. (That is a bit harder in EU since it consists of so many countries. You can try to be friends with everyone but there will be competition. Many of them also don't have two-party systems so all your effort can be gone in a couple of years.)

  3. Memes will survive... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    .. they may just be a bit different.

    1. Re: Memes will survive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They won't even react to this.

      I'll believe copyright can stop meme "piracy" when it manages to stop any other piracy.

      The whole point of memes is they spread on their own so stopping them is entirely preposterous.

    2. Re: Memes will survive... by fisted · · Score: 1

      This.

    3. Re:Memes will survive... by jwhyche · · Score: 3

      Memes will not even change. Nobody that creates them, mostly teens and young adults give two shits about some EU law. An those that even know about it will simply ignore it.

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    4. Re: Memes will survive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are not even intentionally created half the time.

      Remember "pwn?"
      That was just people typing too fast on IRC...then it spread.

    5. Re:Memes will survive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >An those that even know about it will simply ignore it.

      Yeah, at their own peril. Considering in the EU and Britain you can be arrested for joke tweets, some edgelord can literally face serving a jail sentence for posting an extra spicy meme.

    6. Re:Memes will survive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody give two shits about some EU law

      FTFY

    7. Re: Memes will survive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, it will be hard to stop them completely.

      But a lot of copyright enforcement is done automatically these days.
      I don't think it is far fetched to think that all the major image sharing sites will be forced to have interfaces so that major copyright holders can block content.

      You can still spread memes, but it will be in a very different way if it is blocked from facebook, reddit, 9gag and imgur.
      If all the smaller forums where memes are cultivated needs to host the content themselves or if the users have to self-host then we are looking at a completely different landscape.

  4. how to stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You often post an idea as to how to call / email in the US when this comes up. Why not now,
    I am sure there are people to call and email here also.
    Any idea who??
    =)

  5. No, it won't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Just like it hasn't stopped copyright violations in any other area.

  6. EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a model of democratic government that the rest of the world should be. Sarcasm off

  7. and nothing of value was lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People might need to come up with real thoughts and words of their own, instead of parroting the words of another.

    1. Re:and nothing of value was lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Quardekiple velson.

    2. Re:and nothing of value was lost by Memnos · · Score: 2

      It's spelled "velsom". For God's sake, learn Kludish.

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  8. Copyright law globally is becoming impossible by rickb928 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The US is facing a bill to extend copyright another 70 years. And to prevent much 'old' content from going into the public domain.

    Corporations are wrecking copyright by claiming rights for their 'lifetime', which for virtually every corporation is 'forever'.

    Digital content is also virtually perpetual, which makes perpetual rights both rational (if you believe that) and possible. Physical media such as paintings will eventually face the problem of being replicated to be preserved, and then the inevitable fight over rights of this 'perpetual' replica as a replacement.

    And the Internet has thrived on fair use, which was tolerated until it became widespread and actually practical to use.

    We need to reconsider letting copyright become perpetual, that it become limited to reasonable protection, and see if Mickey Mouse actually fades away...

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    1. Re:Copyright law globally is becoming impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Corporations are wrecking copyright

      Government is wrecking copyright. They make the laws. Talk to them.

    2. Re:Copyright law globally is becoming impossible by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 2

      The US is facing a bill to extend copyright another 70 years. And to prevent much 'old' content from going into the public domain.

      There's a way both to allow copyrights to potentially be extended and to get stuff into the public domain at the same time. I've posted before on this. The problem is that if these copyrights are so valuable that they simply must be extended, then why is Congress doing so for free or a mere pittance? Allow for renewals once the initial copyright expires but limit those to renewal to a much shorter period, say, 10 years. Charge $1 million for the first renewal. I mean, if these copyrights are valuable, they should require a fee. Uncle Sam keeps the money. The 2nd renewal is also for 10 years but it goes up by a factor of 10 to $10 million. 3rd renewal costs $100 million. 4th renewal costs $1 billion. At some point, probably at the $10 million mark, almost everybody will drop out and things will enter the public domain. Disney, for example, is a publicly traded company and I don't think their shareholders will view $1 billion a good price to pay to renew the copyright on 1920s Mickey Mouse when the following renewal will cost $10 billion.

    3. Re:Copyright law globally is becoming impossible by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      In this case, I believe that they sign the proposals into law, but they do not make them

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    4. Re:Copyright law globally is becoming impossible by thomn8r · · Score: 1
      Government is wrecking copyright. They make the laws. Talk to them

      You either don't know how government really works, or are simply being disingenuous.

    5. Re:Copyright law globally is becoming impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...

      Let me guess, this is in response to that "if builders built buildings the way coders wrote programs, the first wood pecker would destroy civilization" quote? If so, then I like the cut of your jib.

    6. Re:Copyright law globally is becoming impossible by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      We talk to them all the time. Every two years, we tell them "Democrats and Republicans, we've decided to re-elect you. Yes, again. Sorry if you were getting tired of "raping" us, but I'm bending over now, so get to it! And you better remember to tell me to squeal like a pig, so that I can maintain the fantasy that I'm being raped and never chose this! Oh, and congratulations on your re-election."

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    7. Re:Copyright law globally is becoming impossible by tepples · · Score: 1

      Another proposal along similar lines is a property tax. Beginning several years after first publication of a work, a copyright owner assesses the value of the copyrights it owns and remits a fraction of that value to the Copyright Office every year. Anyone else can put a work in the eminent domain* by paying the copyright owner that amount. To prevent this sort of taking pursuant to the Fifth Amendment or foreign counterparts, a copyright owner can pay more tax on a higher self-assessed value.

      Those who disagree with this proposal would probably end up using the term "intellectual property" less often as they begin to realize the difference between exclusive rights in land and a copyright.

    8. Re:Copyright law globally is becoming impossible by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Anyone else can put a work in the eminent domain

      Public domain. Eminent domain is something else entirely....

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    9. Re:Copyright law globally is becoming impossible by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      woosh?

    10. Re:Copyright law globally is becoming impossible by tepples · · Score: 1

      It's eminent domain leading to public domain. In this property tax proposal, the Copyright Office pays the owner-assessed "just compensation" to the owner for a taking pursuant to the Fifth Amendment. (That's the eminent part.) Then the Office formally abandons said copyright. (That's the public part.)

    11. Re:Copyright law globally is becoming impossible by stikves · · Score: 1

      That would be terrible for non-commercially viable, however still valid copyrights. Major example would be OSS.

      I might want to keep copyrights to my library and distribute it for free, or for a small fee / consulting opportunity. A big company might steal it with that proposal for peanuts.

  9. Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by tepples · · Score: 4, Insightful

    At what point will it no longer be worth it to business in the EU?

    For many companies, that came on 25 May 2018, the effective date of Article 27 of the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) (text). It requires businesses outside the EU that do business in the EU to hire a representative in the EU to handle privacy requests, even if the foreign business otherwise complies with the GDPR. Representative service can cost thousands of USD per year (source).

    Only "occasional" processing of personal data is exempt from the Article 27 requirement, and it remains to be seen how EU judges will interpret "occasional" in light of its lack of definition in the text of the GDPR. For example, if a business does less than 1% of its worldwide turnover in the EU, is processing "occasional" when it happens roughly twice per order, once during payment and once when the business prints a shipping label?

    1. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Representative service can cost thousands of USD per year"

      Oh noes! How will the multinational conglomerates worth billions of dollars on the open market be able to handle such a cost?

    2. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Rakarra · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Representative service can cost thousands of USD per year"

      Oh noes! How will the multinational conglomerates worth billions of dollars on the open market be able to handle such a cost?

      It's also a very high barrier to any smaller business trying to start in Europe or expand into it. But it's not like the immediate effect of regulations shutting down a business, it's more that you have no idea what businesses could have started up if the barriers to entry weren't so high. But since that's an unknown, we tend not to think about it very much, and thus undervalue what those barriers are actually costing us, because we're only considering sticking it to the big boys. Well anything applied uniformly hits the smaller guy a lot harder than the big guy.

    3. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      These "American" companies are in reality owned by international investors whose only allegiance is to money.

      The problem we are facing is that the EU and Asian markets are more valuable to business than the US by far (the EU market alone is twice the size of the US).

      The shareholders of these firms are not going to pull out of Europe over a cost of several millions of dollars a year, let alone thousands.

      The unfortunate situation is that we no longer have the economic power to dictate how business is done on the global stage.

      Watch as they cave in to these laws one by one.

    4. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Thats ok. The price of proper privacy is worth the cost. I understand that "capitalism with the sole goal of riches" is the way it goes in the USA, in Europe (and the rest of the civilized world) it's "capitalism with a goal of furthering society". Here, the people of Europe have decided that unfettered capitalism over the internet be curtailed to ensure privacy.

      The US will get used to it's new trading partners, and they won't be first world nations. US built cars pollute too much, US products don't hit the bar in terms of privacy, US agricultural products aren't clean enough for import, US financial products don't hit the bar in terms of oversite etc etc. The US will trade instead with countries on it's level.

    5. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by tepples · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My current employer is not a "multinational conglomerate" but a small business in the United States. It did less than 1 percent of its business in the EU during the 365 days prior to the effective date of the GDPR. If it were to continue to ship to the EU, the price of the Article 27 representative service that I linked would exceed the total margin on orders that bill or ship to the EU.

    6. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by MrMr · · Score: 1

      Well, that company sounds like it tries to make a quick buck from the sensationalist headlines. You only need to have a representative if you do large scale processing of tracking data mentioned in paragraph 9.1: Like race, religion, health and other categories deemed especially sensitive, and only if you haven't got prior permission. I think the EU is overreacting to facebook in a very heavy handed way, but this legislation will hardly affect normal small businesses.

    7. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats ok. The price of proper privacy is worth the cost. I understand that "capitalism with the sole goal of riches" is the way it goes in the USA, in Europe (and the rest of the civilized world) it's "capitalism with a goal of furthering society". Here, the people of Europe have decided that unfettered capitalism over the internet be curtailed to ensure privacy.

      The US will get used to it's new trading partners, and they won't be first world nations. US built cars pollute too much, US products don't hit the bar in terms of privacy, US agricultural products aren't clean enough for import, US financial products don't hit the bar in terms of oversite etc etc. The US will trade instead with countries on it's level.

      "...Here, the people of Europe have decided ..." I think you were just told this was happening. Not sure you had a choice in it.

    8. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by tepples · · Score: 2

      You only need to have a representative if you do large scale processing of tracking data mentioned in paragraph 9.1: Like race, religion, health and other categories deemed especially sensitive, and only if you haven't got prior permission.

      Article 27(2)(a) (linked again for convenience) sets forth four requirements for a private sector business outside the EU that does business in the EU to be exempt from the requirement to hire a representative:

      1. processing "is occasional";
      2. processing does not include large-scale processing of Article 9(1) data, largely related to membership in a protected class under anti-discrimination law, which you mentioned;
      3. processing does not include large-scale processing of data about criminal convictions; and
      4. processing "is unlikely to result in a risk to the rights and freedoms of natural persons".

      The use of the word "and" in the text of the article means that processing must meet all four requirements. Even if processing meets criteria 2, 3, and 4, if it does not additionally meet criterion 1 of being "occasional," the business must either hire a representative in the EU or turn away customers in the EU. This is why a lot of small businesses outside the EU are waiting for EU judges to define "occasional" before entering or reentering the EU market.

      If my analysis is incorrect, then what does the phrase "processing which is occasional" in the regulation mean, and why?

    9. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he was talking about the other 99% of businesses, to whom $50k is considered serious money.

      Although you could argue that small businesses need not obey the law, because they'll fly under the radar. These so-called "privacy" laws are ultimately about what you're allowed to remember vs what you're required to forget. (Thought crimes.) But if nobody from the government is actually checking everyone's computers to see what they're doing with them and storing on them, there's no way for anyone to ever know that anyone's legally-protected privacy has been violated, so the law is essentially unenforceable unless you're high-profile (e.g. Google, Facebook).

      The best way to protect privacy is to deny adversaries the ability to violate it, and that means not leaking sensitive info in the first place. You can't remember something about me that you never heard in the first place. (OTOH, it means I only have to fuck up once, to fuck up for life! That sucks but nobody has yet thought of a better approach.)

    10. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > that do business in the EU to hire a representative in the EU to handle privacy requests,

      Lies. You just have to appoint a responsible person. That person doesn't have to be in the EU.
      You can appoint yourself, the CEO, it doesn't matter. All that matters is that you have someone who is responsible for the way customer data is handled.
      Your "source" is scamming gullible companies.

    11. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the EU will get used to its new defense partners, and they won't be first world nations. Russian tanks stronk, Russian soldiers hit the bars on vacation, Russian vodka is being very clean yes.

      The EU will go down faster than a Linux server run by an idiot who thinks "ITS SECURE BY DEFAULT LOL WINDERS".

    12. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Just as a practical matter, if the only business you do in the EU is accept user logins you can extend a finger to EUcrats.

      How are they going to do anything about it? What are they going to do? Waggle their wigs at you?

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    13. Re: Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop spying on your customers you corporate twat. No representative needed then.

    14. Re: Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My company left the EU over these regulations. It cost two jobs in Europe. We still ship to Europe, but do not obey EU law as we are not subject to it. Customers suffer as a result and I will call this law what it really is: a trade barrier to small companies doing business with Europeans. The EU can try and claim jurisdiction, but unless you have assets that are accessible no judgment can be enforced. What is humorous is my company is focused on producing freedom and privacy devices to thwart EU bull shit like this. We sell privacy protecting censorship busting WiFi products for instance that help users evade this nonsense. The source code for every thing we sell is available under free software licenses and is actually buildable.

    15. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every company handling personal data about EU citizens has to comply. Even if you're a one person company. Even if that's just a email login to your website it counts. I haven't seen any requirement that you have a representative in the EU but you do need a DPO (Data Protection Officer) who cannot be a director (that'd be a conflict of interest to whistleblowing). So if you're a one-person company you need to hire in or outsource that role. That's probably what the GP linked to.

    16. Re: Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      The US Constitution begins with "We the People".

      The treaty establishing the EU begins with "His majesty the king of the Belgians".

      This difference tells you everything worth knowing about how the US and EU are different.

    17. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      For many companies, that came on 25 May 2018

      Did it? Didn't notice. Because unlike most of the sensationalist bullshit you don't actually need to hoover up every last detail of your customer for marketing purposes. Interestingly nearly all companies that are affected by this actually have offices in the EU anyway. Just because you are willing to put something in a box and mail it to the EU doesn't mean you're doing "business in the EU".

      That's one of the things that most people seem to forget. Just because someone from the EU can access you doesn't automatically put you at the mercy of the GDPR, and even if it did, what's someone in the EU to do? So a company without offices of presence in the EU under EU law?

      Rather than paying representatives companies which do business in the EU could just get their Irish accountants to handle the requests. I'm sure the few thousands of dollars will be nothing in comparison to the money saved by actually having your financial subsidiary in the EU, let alone the actual market of 500 million people for your products.

    18. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's cute you mention US built cars polluting too much when VW was caught red handed intentionally gaming air quality emissions standards that were developed in joint effort with auto manufacturers. California the most populous state in the US has been leading the charge on air quality in cars, which pushed manufacturers decades ago to release a California edition of the car and a global edition in order to meet the higher standards set.

      From what I've seen EU privacy concerns are more for ease of audibility of data that flows through EU, and will likely result in less privacy if you count government visibility to the data.

    19. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You missing an important part.

      Every company handling personal data about EU citizens that is in reach of EU law enforcement has to comply.

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    20. Re: Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Calydor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That the US is a collection of non-sovereign states and the EU is a collection of sovereign countries?

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    21. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Europe (and the rest of the civilized world)

      The arrogance. Pretending your shit doesn't stink in a thread about potential EU regulations banning memes.

      If that is what you called "civilized" I don't want anything to do with your civilization because it seems no different than any other authoritarian shit hole.

    22. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by sfcat · · Score: 1

      You missing an important part.

      Every company handling personal data about EU citizens that is in reach of EU law enforcement has to comply.

      Yea, but banking is increasingly an international industry and such provisions are enforced by putting the onus on the banks to ensure their customers comply or risk access to EU markets. So I'm sure that unless every bank with which you do business is entirely inside the US and the EU doesn't somehow force the US-only banks to comply, your company's money can be claimed/fined by an EU court. Which is the problem. The US uses the same mechanism to enforce sanctions on Iran and N. Korea. The EU is going to try to use this mechanism to enforce GDPR and we'll see if it works (I'm betting it does, bankers don't stand up for principles).

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    23. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The EU doesn't have subpoena power to find out who's behind the corporate entity that registered the domain. The worst they can do is accelerate the adoption of untraceable money flows and fragment a few financial services. The more obnoxious the EUcrats get, the more will slip through their fingers.

      They will have a hard time catching Europeans that put their hosting overseas, much less actual non-EU citizens.

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    24. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      The representative shall be established in one of the Member States where the data subjects, whose personal data are processed in relation to the offering of goods or services to them, or whose behaviour is monitored, are.

      Sounds like the representative has to be in the EU to me...
      However, in practice, if you don't have a presence in the EU, I don't know what GDPR can do to you. And if you do, then you can just designate a person who already works there.

    25. Re: Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. The US may have deviated from it, but was set up as a nascent but forward-looking association of peers.

      The EU was set up by existing power looking to hang onto its existing power.

    26. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry I couldn't hear you over my own laughter.

      https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/3501052/shocking-new-uk-porn-laws-could-force-you-to-verify-your-age-at-the-post-office-before-you-can-watch-adult-content/

    27. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by tepples · · Score: 1

      You just have to appoint a responsible person.

      That's for the data privacy officer provision, which is distinct from the representative provision.

    28. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by tepples · · Score: 1

      Just because you are willing to put something in a box and mail it to the EU doesn't mean you're doing "business in the EU".

      Article 3(2)(a) states that "offering of goods and services [...] to such data subjects in the Union" is enough to make the GDPR apply.

      Rather than paying representatives companies which do business in the EU could just get their Irish accountants to handle the requests.

      Correct. A company with a subsidiary in the EU can designate the EU subsidiary as its representative pursuant to Article 27.

      But when you wrote your comment, were you mostly referring to multibillion-dollar companies or to small businesses with annual turnover less than $10 million?

    29. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by jrumney · · Score: 1

      The danger is not the bureaucrats. It is malicious ambulance chasing lawyers who use the vaguity of the language to shake down sites who don't have the means to fight against them. You can extend your finger to the bureaucrats as much as you like, if the lawyers find a jurisdiction where you not turning up to court means an automatic judgement in their favour, they will play this to keep courts from actually deciding on the limits of what occasional means, and you could face arrest for unpaid fines if you ever travel to an EU country.

    30. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Article 3(2)(a) [gdpr-info.eu] states that "offering of goods and services [...] to such data subjects in the Union" is enough to make the GDPR apply.

      Indeed it does. But just because you can buy something and get it shipped doesn't mean it's on offer to an EU customer. One legal analysis said that you actually need to put effort into targeting said customer. E.g. If you sell me something on ebay or from your other American store doesn't automatically put you in the line of fire for the GDPR. For that to apply you need to at least put some effort into your customers:

      a) Do you collect taxes and report it to the EU state? If your customer is likely to have their shipment held up at customs for taxation then GDPR does not apply to you.
      b) Do you accept payment in Euros or is the customer required to have their bank convert it back to your home currency?
      c) Is your website in German? Or are you relying on customers to have proficiency in English?
      d) Are you shipping within the EU or from outside?

      The the most obvious get out of jail card:

      e) Do you actually have a subsidiary or presence in the EU. If not, then how is a law from another jurisdiction supposed to apply to you?

      I've seen several analysis that basically summed up the GDPR as a senseless kneejerk reaction by a world not realising that just because you have a website, doesn't mean you are actually offering "to data subjects in the Union".

      Remember you actually need to do something within a jurisdiction for that jurisdiction to apply or you need to fall afoul of laws on both sides of the legal border to create extradition. Which brings me to:

      But when you wrote your comment, were you mostly referring to multibillion-dollar companies or to small businesses with annual turnover less than $10 million?

      If you're a multi-billion dollar organisation you've got funds to not worry.
      If you're a small business with a turnover of less than $10million and you don't even have an office in the EU, relax. If you can't relax then get some different legal advice because the current one you're getting is making you afraid of being sued by your own shadow.

    31. Re: Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a question for you:

      If your personal data is leaked and enables someone to max out your credit cards and empty your bank accounts for you, what's the difference in the effect that this has on you when the breach occurred at a "big" company as opposed to a "small" one?

    32. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How, you could just say you are the representative. You already work there, and seeing as it is extremely unlikely you would have to even send customer data on one customer beyond a screenshot of your ordering system (unless of course you do something like selling that data).. where is the added work load?

    33. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by tepples · · Score: 1

      Is your website in German? Or are you relying on customers to have proficiency in English?

      That depends. Does a website in English, French, and Spanish with a US mailing address appear as someone targeting Britain, Ireland, France, and Spain? My reading of the test in recital 23 shows that regulators would instead realize it is targeting USA, Anglophone Canada, Francophone Canada, and Mexico. However:

      d) Are you shipping within the EU or from outside?

      From outside. But if the <select> element for country in the shipping destination and billing address forms contains <option> elements referencing member states, that might count as "the mentioning of customers or users who are in the Union" per recital 23.

      e) Do you actually have a subsidiary or presence in the EU.

      Article 27 compliance is easier for an entity with a subsidiary in the Union because it can designate said subsidiary as its representative.

      Remember you actually need to do something within a jurisdiction for that jurisdiction to apply

      Does having a processor process customers' payment count as "doing something"?

      get some different legal advice because the current one you're getting is making you afraid of being sued by your own shadow.

      In principle, I agree. But it'll take some time for there to be enough case law that lawyers leave "avoid making yourself a test case" mode and become interested in offering a more moderate second opinion.

    34. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by tepples · · Score: 1

      The representative pursuant to article 27 must be in the European Union. Our business is in the USA.

    35. Re: Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Andtalath · · Score: 2

      Out of curiosity, which part did you think you didn't comply with?
      The regulations are basically:
      Tell the user what data s/he stores and why.
      Let the user decide if you are allowed to keep the data, unless there is a valid reason to keep it.
      Don't lie about what you store.

      Honestly, that is about it.

      The fees?
      They come after EU tells you to stop what you are doing and you refuse to comply...

    36. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Don't cherry pick. I just gave examples of things that could be considered defence against the legislation. Just because your website is in Spanish doesn't mean it's targeting EU people, but if your website is only in English its part of the argument against.

      From outside. But if the element for country in the shipping destination and billing address forms contains elements referencing member states, that might count as "the mentioning of customers or users who are in the Union" per recital 23.

      It's very rare to see any company do anything other than list all possible postal codes, including those belonging to countries where the USA has sanctions. Now if you specifically mention just EU countries, then you have a case for targetting.

      Does having a processor process customers' payment count as "doing something"?

      See above, does the processor cater to your customers? Or are you customers required to jump through hoops to use said processor, such as having their currency converted to another currency? Just because you use Paypal (or for the sake of the EU argument Adyen) doesn't mean you're catering to customers of every country where someone can log into said payment processor.

      avoid making yourself a test case

      I'm still trying to figure out how you, with such little presence inside the EU that you need representation (the original thing we're talking about here) can become a test case. You have as much chance at becoming a test case in this scenario than I do getting fined by the council of Seattle for smoking a joint in public on the streets of Amsterdam.

    37. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in the EU and many websites are blocked here now. I need an overseas proxy to see them. We're behind a giant firewall now. Also the cookie and tracking popups are a huge annoyance, and they require you to explicitly accept practices that before, everybody was able to reject by setting two or three browser preferences. Basically to prevent cookie popups from coming back, it's now necessary to set the browser to allow permanent cookies. Or blacklist them by hand in your adblock settings (they've already started to scare adblock vendors out of offering anti-EU-popup filters).

    38. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      They'd have an unenforceable foreign judgement against a corporate entity, unless the operator was really really foolish.

      US courts have long laughed at foreign default judgements against American citizens/corporations that have never been 'there'. That's kind of an old worn out shyster scam. In practice 100% bluff in attempt to extract payment.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    39. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      i think its past that point copyright law can also make cosplayers and writers of potter fanfiction terrorists now btw ...

      --
      Free speech was meant to be free for all... how can anyone grow up in a nanny state ?
    40. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by tepples · · Score: 1

      Just because your website is in Spanish doesn't mean it's targeting EU people, but if your website is only in English its part of the argument against.

      It might not have been clear, but I was agreeing with that part. Just offering service in the languages of one or more of your trading partners outside the EU isn't evidence that you're targeting the EU, even if they also speak a member state's language due to being an ex-colony.

      It's very rare to see any company do anything other than list all possible postal codes, including those belonging to countries where the USA has sanctions.

      For the business in question, it had been standard practice to remove country codes from the list if the business has made a decision not to ship to that country, such as compliance with an overall embargo (like that of the United States toward Cuba, Iran, DPRK, Sudan, and Syria) or high levels of payment or refund fraud from a particular country. At times, we have omitted countries like Indonesia or Bosnia and Herzegovina from the list. In addition, the form split the list of countries into "Advanced Economies" (the 19 individually represented countries of the G20, alphabetically) and "Other Countries" (alphabetically). This split the EU in the list between the four member states in the G20 (France, Germany, Great Britain and N. Ireland, and Italy) and other member states not individually represented. All prices were shown in US dollars, and customs duty was explicitly the buyer's problem. Would that remotely be seen as targeting EU members?

    41. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Possibly. But still the question is how much. Showing you're willing to ship something somewhere is quite different from actively doing business with that area.

      As usual if the laws were black and white then the lawyers would be out of business.

    42. Re:Article 27 GDPR was the breaking point by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      If you can't relax then get some different legal advice because the current one you're getting is making you afraid of being sued by your own shadow.

      'murican problems

  10. Implementation cost by Sarten-X · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Critics say this will, in effect, require all internet platforms to filter all content put online by users

    I run a forum. I already have to deal with the occasional spam that gets through the registration system, and now I have to check everything my users say to see if someone else has already said it? No, thanks.

    I've also built a few web applications, some of which accept user-submitted content. Do I now need to integrate that with a third-party scanning tool to enforce filtering? I'd really rather not, just from a licensing and contracting perspective...

    I also note this comes hot on the heels of the GDPR. I guess it's time for another new privacy policy update, to tell folks that the information they submit (which might possibly be personally-identifiable) will now be handed off to a copyright scanner and checked to see if they dared to have an unoriginal thought...

    With all due respect, fuck that.

    --
    You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
    1. Re:Implementation cost by dyfet · · Score: 2

      As Stalin might have said, it is not important who controls the platforms, but rather the filters...

      "unoriginal" will also include "unapproved", such an infrastructure will not be used for copyright alone.

    2. Re:Implementation cost by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I run a forum as well. The penalties for violating copyright are $200 to $150,000 per work infringed. Even if one item slipped by me and I was hit with a $200 penalty, that would be devastating. That's essentially half of my small forum's yearly budget. And that's if they go on the low end. If the copyright owner went for what seems to be the standard RIAA amount of around $2,000, my forum would permanently be shut down and I'd be in bad financial shape. If they went for the maximum, I'd need to personally declare bankruptcy. All because someone uploaded a screenshot from a movie without getting express permission for that one still. Meanwhile, the financial cost of using one still from a movie without the company's permission is literally $0. (Who looks at a meme image and then decides "Well, guess I don't need to buy THAT movie now!")

      --
      My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
    3. Re:Implementation cost by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      "There is also concern that the proposals will rely on algorithms that will be programmed to "play safe" and delete anything that creates a risk for the platform." That is not a concern, it's a feature. And once the current system of copyright enforcement after the fact (with takedown notices and such) is replaced with a priori filtering, you can be sure that websites will then also be held responsible for socially undesirable content, and asked or scared into censoring it a priori as well. I expect EU sites to comply and others to leave. Mission accomplished.

      --
      If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
    4. Re: Implementation cost by TimMD909 · · Score: 1

      Actually... memes warned me to not waste money on the new Star Wars films...

    5. Re:Implementation cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If the copyright owner went for what seems to be the standard RIAA amount of around $2,000, my forum would permanently be shut down and I'd be in bad financial shape.

      Starting an LLC is extremely cheap, and, if done somewhat correctly (not that hard), would mean you're not personally liable should the forum be sued (although, perhaps I have a different view of what is and is not cheap than someone for whom $2000 would put them in bad financial shape).

  11. How will we leave without memes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're sooo important, the internet can't exist without all the retarded, useless and disrespectful content brought by the computing analphabets coming from facepoop.

  12. The vile EU is unraveling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brexit was just phase one.

    Also, wait until the memes lampooning EU bureaucrats start to circulate.

  13. EU's proposed rules by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >> European Parliament's proposed rules

    That's cute: they think they are a relevant governing body.

  14. This kills the Internet by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    Freedom of Speech would only be one of the casualties of legislation like this; it would, for the most part, make the Internet read-only. Few if any websites would allow anyone to upload anything whatsoever, because of the cost and the exposure to liability under the law. You wouldn't even be able to upload photographs you took with your own camera or device. In a possible future Internet under legislation like this, it would be more like having a Cable TV subscription than it would anything you've come to associate with the Internet of today. The only difference would be email and access to government services. Who would be willing to pay for that? Speaking only for myself, I wouldn't be willing to pay much, if anything, for that level of 'service', for the same reasons I stopped paying for Cable TV: not enough value for the money. If they really want to kill the Internet completely, then draconian legislation like this is the way to do it.

    1. Re:This kills the Internet by dyfet · · Score: 2

      A free internet, if you can keep it...

      Apparently we can't.

    2. Re:This kills the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Photos will be blocked because they might contain the Hollywood sign or the Eiffel Tower illuminated at night.

    3. Re:This kills the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do believe you've hit on the real point. Those in power do not like that there's a platform available that makes it easy for anyone to post information, content, or thoughts that are counter to their vision of the world, and they want that shit shut down good and proper. Get back in your lane, peons. Learn your place and keep your head down. Those without millions should be seen and not heard.

    4. Re:This kills the Internet by Art+Challenor · · Score: 1

      They don't want to kill it, they want to make sure that it's only available to large content providers. They'll be the only ones who can defend against this - legally and technically.

    5. Re:This kills the Internet by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      But, see, that will kill it. Did you read my entire paragraph? The Internet would essentially become read-only, like Cable TV. The only difference between the two would be you'd (ostensibly) be able to email (maybe -- they'd probably sift through that, too, to make sure you're not 'sharing' anything copyrighted) and access government sites, and buy things from retailers. The real value of the Internet would be gone. There would be no room for creativity or freedom of speech. It wouldn't be worth paying for anymore, and even if it was free it would be boring and pointless.

    6. Re:This kills the Internet by Art+Challenor · · Score: 1

      Well yeah, that depends on your viewpoint. From the perspective of Google, Apple, CNN, Fox, etc. etc. it's a wonderful thing. You immediately eliminate all competitors and have the place to yourself. (See TV in the early days). Google then becomes a total shopping site instead of a search engine, but it's almost made that transition anyway. I think that the point they've overlooked is that much of the content they present is actually user-generated and, as you point out, that would go away, but they'd figure that out (except for Reddit).

    7. Re:This kills the Internet by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      Reddit would end up being shut down for, again, concerns over liability. This place (slashdot) would be shut down for similar reasons, I'd imagine. You'd even have a hard time starting your own website that only contains things you created yourself, because there are companies that would claim copyright of them anyway (there is documented precedent for this happening, especially to musicians/singer/songwriters). We live in a day and age where, if someone's name, that they were given at birth, happens to clash with some companies' trademarked or copyrighted name, and that person tries to start a business that uses their name? They get sued for it, and they lose, and aren't allowed to use their own name. Ridiculous, right?

  15. No More EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to blackhole all traffic from the EU. Problem solved.

    1. Re:No More EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time to cut off the US from the rest of the world. We can do without them and their always around the world military.

    2. Re:No More EU by HornWumpus · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Europe would have been in WWIII 60 years ago if it wasn't for the adult supervision of Americans.

      They, relatively recently, couldn't even handle the Balkans or Libia without our help.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    3. Re: No More EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Libya, you yank faggot. And we would do just fine without the USA. Now fuck off.

    4. Re: No More EU by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Tell it to your leaders. They don't think so.

      Face facts: Europe requires adult supervision. Before they had it, the whole place was at war, every 30 years.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    5. Re:No More EU by alvinrod · · Score: 2

      Personally, I'd be glad for it. My taxes would be substantially lower if we weren't trying to be the world's police. Even if you could somehow demonstrate that it were good of us to do so anyway, I don't believe we have the moral authority to do regardless of what good may come of it. Furthermore, I suspect that our popularity would shoot up overnight were we to leave everyone else the hell alone.

      The European countries would end up paying more for it, that much is certain. Though, whether that's in the form of additional taxes to support their own militaries or learning to speak Russian is a point of contention.

    6. Re: No More EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You keep saying 'adult supervision' like the USA ever acts like an adult itself. You are a disgrace as a so-called 'world leader'. Don't forget your nation is not ascending anymore, it's on an inexorable downward slide. Nothing of value will be lost.

    7. Re: No More EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really think the US govt is going to pass military savings back to the public? I doubt the oligarchy would allow that.

    8. Re: No More EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, on the other side of things America, as a non British colony, owes its existance to Europe.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/France_in_the_American_Revolutionary_War

    9. Re: No More EU by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Yes, Europe was in its natural state of war when the American revolution happened. But France wasn't helping America for anything other than its self interest vs Britain.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    10. Re: No More EU by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      We were the adults that had to fix Europe's mess, twice in the 20th century.

      Guarding Europe for them was simply judged as cheaper than saving their ass a third time. Sure we made mistakes, e.g. when France demanded their colonies back, as the price of getting them into NATO, we should have told them to fuck right off.

      America is, in a way, following Europe in their downward slide. But don't kid yourself, you're a century+ ahead of us, in that respect.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    11. Re: No More EU by sfcat · · Score: 1

      You really think the US govt is going to pass military savings back to the public? I doubt the oligarchy would allow that.

      That's true, if by that you mean direct payment from conquered countries as tribute to American citizens. But in the modern world in which we live, its 100% false.

      That gas you buy is 1/4 the price it would be in the EU. Why? Because of the Petrodollar. That same fact also makes sure that foreign currencies are usually depreciating against the dollar which allows you to buy from foreign companies very cheaply (while depressing their ability to buy foreign goods themselves). This allows the US to run huge deficits without any real consequences and allows more Americans to live with a much higher and more consistent standard of living. This fact also allows cheap transportation of goods to your town (even if you are in a remote place). Also, it keeps the dollar stable which probably isn't a big deal to you but ask someone from Venezuela if they want a stable currency or not.

      Really, its just that Americans (me too) just don't realize all the benefits we get from our military dominance mainly because most of us have never known anything else. But live abroad and your eyes will open quickly as to what those advantages are and how much they really matter to politics and financial markets.

      --
      "Those that start by burning books, will end by burning men."
    12. Re: No More EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you just shut up Mr Asspuss, instead of constantly showing off how little knowledge of the real history you have? Save Europe? Twice, no less? BWHAAHAHAHAHAHA. Moron.

      First time was to save your bankers, second time was because you helped the French setting the stage for Hitler.

      Saving Europe.. lol, what a tard.

    13. Re:No More EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you don't even know that Russia is about as capable militarily as France is. France. Then there's the rest of the European countries.

    14. Re: No More EU by Maelwryth · · Score: 1

      The same same holds for the US entering WWI and WWII. It wasn't until 1917 that the US declared war on Germany after trade with Britain was disrupted, US citizens killed and American ships sunk. Entering WWII only happened after Pearl Harbour.

      --
      I reserve the write to mangle english.
    15. Re: No More EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forced the UK to pay for helping it so you could selfishly usurp its position - it and it alone stood against the thread for two years. Then you helped the enemy rebuild and gave them the keys to being economic world powers.

    16. Re: No More EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The preposterously overvalued petrodollar also makes it impossible for most American manufacturing to compete against cheap imports, much less export anything.

  16. Life of author of work for hire; Bridgeman v Corel by tepples · · Score: 4, Informative

    The US is facing a bill to extend copyright another 70 years.

    Copyright in which works? All works, or just pre-1972 sound recordings that are already subject to copyright-like rights granted by the several states? Besides, the sound recording copyright is among the easiest to design around, as once copyright in the underlying musical work has expired, it's fair game for your cover version.

    Corporations are wrecking copyright by claiming rights for their 'lifetime', which for virtually every corporation is 'forever'.

    For purpose of the U.S. copyright term in works other than pre-1972 sound recordings, the life of the author of a work made for hire is reckoned as 25 years after first publication or 50 years after creation, whichever comes first. This part of the copyright term formula has remained unchanged since the Copyright Act of 1976, even though a 1998 amendment to the statute extended the post-mortem period from the Berne minimum 50 years to 70 years to match that of the European Union.

    Physical media such as paintings will eventually face the problem of being replicated to be preserved, and then the inevitable fight over rights of this 'perpetual' replica as a replacement.

    Unlike Australia, the United States does not recognize "sweat of the brow" as extending a copyright term. When copyright in an original two-dimensional work such as a painting expires, copyright in all faithful reproductions thereof expires along with it. Bridgeman Art Library v. Corel Corp., 36 F. Supp. 2d 191 (S.D.N.Y. 1999).

  17. Doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you host in the EU you're beyond hope anyway.

  18. Yurop Loves Freedumbs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now pick up that can everyone but Germany!

  19. Poor YouTube... by The+Fat+Bastard · · Score: 0

    Pewdiepie will have to get a regular job. No more meme review for you!

    1. Re:Poor YouTube... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He'll have to reinvent himself on Slashdot.

    2. Re:Poor YouTube... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chris, my team has just updated me with your new contact info. It is nice to hear from you again and to see that you have managed to get a new Slashdot account.

      *** Chris, contact me ASAP please. I have AI click bots that don't get detected by youtube algorythm! :) -2 subscribers and 10 views a day for you is sad.. -love granny XX ***

      Dear Team Creimer,

      I just noticed that the Humpty-Dumpty video has 435+ millions views, that should make you salivate!

      I have plenty of ideas to make the views on your own youtube channel skyrocket but you didn't contact me yet. Is it because I am a lady? Ethell says that you are sexist but I hope it isn't true.

      Anyway, I will give you a free hint anyway: Dress-up as Humpty in your videos, you shouldn't need that much makeup making this a money saving situation in your own case.

      My YouTube channel has 222K subscribers and many videos with hundreds of thousands of views:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Now, with some slight adjustments, I think that together, we could make the view count skyrocket on your very own Team Creimer youtube channel :)

      Please feel confident to contact me if you want me to coach you, we aren't living so far away from each other so we could even easily meet.

      Love XX,

      --
      -Granny

    3. Re:Poor YouTube... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creimer is a legendary Slashdottor who left Slashdot for YouTube.

    4. Re:Poor YouTube... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You are a legendary Internet pest if that makes you happy Chris!

      There you are shit posting with yet another fake account, you revenue stream hogging disgusting fat sexist tube of lard, Christopher Dale Reimer!

      You can be sure I will be watching this fake account too. I know this is you because you told me you were working on your freepass 11 file server and you are so dumb that you can't even masquerade yourself properly.

      Now, I told you I was out of meds last week and you didn't even care to contact me you lazy fucker.

      How many times do I have to express the emergency of the situation??????

      The python click script you wrote for my pheromone revenue stream web site suddenly stopped to work!!!!!!

      You fucking incompetent python script writer!!!

      When it works, I get 4000+ clicks a day on my pheromone revenue stream web site but only 5 or 6 without it!!!!

      Now, it seems like you dont care and that you have abandoned me you heartless fucking pig!

      Bonus:
      Here is a story that creimer told me when convincing me what a hard life he had:

      The tree was him and the tree knot was his butt hole!

      So, his uncle packed his fat ass with lard and with his cock! Not that it makes much of a difference but anyway, there it is!

      Signed:
      Ethell, The girl that used to love you and now hates you, burn in hell where you belong you sexist pig!

    5. Re: Poor YouTube... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no scum on earth scummier than a creimertard.

  20. Copyright is just about by oldgraybeard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    a permanent monopoly. Which is just what the corporations that are ending up with these copyrights need. In order to make them a good buy and profit producer for the corporation owners. They want them to be an asset that will never be used up. Never require additional costs related to development and design. In essence they have an almost nonexistent cost to maintain. So most every bit of income generated is, for the most part profit.
    That is why these corporations are willing to buy the right copyright laws from the politicians. It is a one time cost now for huge profit with little effort later.
    I do not think it can be stopped because politicians are corrupt and will always take the money.

    Just my 2 cents ;).

    1. Re:Copyright is just about by oldgraybeard · · Score: 1

      One more thing, the corporate owners are even buying laws that pass the cost of policing their copyrights on to 3rd parties. Sweet deal to off load your cost to maintain on to other entities. ;) That way they can spend less on their copyright protection expenses.

    2. Re:Copyright is just about by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 1

      Yes, that is why we need a reasonable and practical concept of fair use.

      While it sometimes does negatively impact the copyrights owners, the actual net for fair use is often positive because all publicity is good publicity in the world of entertainment.

    3. Re:Copyright is just about by oldgraybeard · · Score: 1

      I would like to see a "reasonable and practical concept of fair use" implemented.
      But unfortunately I think here in the US the politicians are being paid to make our copyright laws even worst.
      Mickey Mouse has loads of dough to protect himself, and plenty of corrupt politicians of both parties to buy. ;)

      Just my 2 cents ;)

    4. Re:Copyright is just about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ehhhh... no. Copyright is about TEMPORARY monopoly for a trade-off that means the work is in the public domain later in an attempt to incentivize creation of works and spreading those works.

      But you are right in the sense that corporations seem to be lobbying for making this temporary monopoly extend further and further in time, perhaps with the purpose of making it permanent.

      So that is why we should go back to the basic idea of copyright and continue from there, not todays warped discussion. Remember that even copyleft relies of copyright, otherwise it would be in the public domain and that is the last thing Stallman et al wants. If something is in the public domain you can modify it freely and spread it without giving back. So copyright and licenses are what makes the copyleft.

      Just taking away the copyright will just introduce other forms of problems.

  21. False premise by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    Usually the things that become memes take some research to make sure there is no IP in them.

    The story with disaster girl was her literal dad in real life worked very hard to research this and make it happen.

    The upshot is if it sticks as a meme (after any potential law jungle-ry) then the courts aren't going to bring it down.

    So there's really no potential for our beloved comrade Stalin to rescue the memes held hostage by future counter-revolutionary activity.

  22. EU Overreach by pubwvj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Once again the EU tries to impose it's laws on the rest of the world. What this will result in is platforms leaving the EU. If the platform is not physically in the EU the EU has no actual control over them. Sure, the EU can convict them in absentia but so what. Just ignore the EU.

    1. Re:EU Overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the legal entity behind the platform is EU based, it doesn't even matter where the servers are located. They are still bounded by their country's laws. (unless their country stalls to implement the EU directive)

    2. Re:EU Overreach by 4im · · Score: 0

      Once again the EU tries to impose it's laws on the rest of the world.

      Which is worse than the usual imposition of US views on the world because...?

      Chances are this won't pass (in this form) anyway.

      Just ignore the EU.

      ... at your own risk.

      There have been many occasions when the european view was much saner than the US one. The thing about weapons of mass destruction in Irak comes to mind...

    3. Re:EU Overreach by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Easily solved by spinning up a Panama corporation.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    4. Re:EU Overreach by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      Really, though, it sounds to me like another case of technologically clueless politicians catering to the demands of corporations with no regard whatsoever to the technical feasibility of the 'legislation' they're proposing. In this case it would literally KILL the Internet, turning it into not much better than Cable TV, read-only.

    5. Re:EU Overreach by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Once again the EU tries to impose it's laws on the rest of the world.

      It does nothing of the sort. Just because you're on the internet doesn't mean the EU can sue you.

    6. Re:EU Overreach by mikeebbbd · · Score: 1

      You can't "just ignore" the EU. The EU won't sue you. But the companies in the EU can and will - especially with copyright and other treaties plus the ability to sue in your home country if they choose to (most have US subsidiaries). So ... should we revert to Usenet, with no pictures? Yes, they could still sue over text, but that's a bit less obvious and harder to prove unless it's a direct quote. Even then, fair use might apply in some countries.

    7. Re:EU Overreach by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      I'll agree with you about tech-illiterati however it won't kill the Internet because the EU doesn't control anything outside the EU. It will mean simply a brain-drain from the EU to other countries. European countries have done this sort of thing over the centuries and each time the real literati leave. The result of such brain drains is a loss of creativity for the EU.

    8. Re:EU Overreach by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      Yes. That was my point. The EU will lose those companies, individuals, creativity and have general brain drain. They've done this before and suffered for it each time.

    9. Re:EU Overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > They've done this before and suffered for it each time.

      Can you give an example?

    10. Re: EU Overreach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Down with freedom of speech! Yay EU!

    11. Re:EU Overreach by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      I of course know that what one country (or coalition of countries) decides to do with the internet doens't affect everyone else directly, but what I'm more concerned about is everyone else deciding to follow suit and implement this nonsense regardless, mainly because of pressure from corporations (which have too much political influence currently). They'll go for whatever seems to make their bottom line more attractive regardless of the consequences to everyone else.

  23. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And here I was thinking this twist to copyright enforcement was toublesome.

    If it kills most memes I support it wholeheartedly.

  24. In Soviet Russia ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, meme puts end to copyright law!

    Ha ha!

    I'll be here all week, try the veal.

    You can do it!

    That's all folks.

  25. This will not go as planned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This will not work the way they think it will. It's unenforceable in any but draconian ways. And when you suppress things that hard the results will be as inevitable as entropy. Pirate and Dark Web outfits will see a resurgence on a massive scale. The smart people that can build ways around things like this will put there little grey cells on it. And the things they come up with will make TOR look tame. As a result truly bad criminals will have new tools to commit crimes and law enforcement will be facing up against the kind of talent they can't match. This will result in the classic vicious cycle of good people fighting oppression and the law hitting harder and harder on an ever ballooning group of criminals. Witch will only make them work harder to hide and so make things even easier for the true villains.

    This is exactly how things like The Pirate Bay got so big. People wanted things that they by every measure should have been able to get at a reasonable price. Games and TV and Movies. But the people that made and sold them wouldn't play ball. So tech savvy people made workarounds that the law couldn't keep up with. Torrent sites and the like have been on the decline of late but not because they law is getting ahead of the curve. These days its pirate streams and overseas file sharing. But they law is getting a handle on it because the smart people can now get things legally at a reasonable price. You may not remember, but it was common for cable companies to require you to pay for a full cable package, a phone and internet package before they would let you have anything online. and movies? forget about it. But it was exactly that kind of unthinking and unreasonable action on the part of businesses that led to countless real crimes being possible.

    This makes me think of the ongoing debate about Encryption Backdoor that governments bring up every other day. So let me settle it once and for all. You can't put in backdoor or make it weak anymore then you can require that every lock have a master key and make it the same master key for every lock. All it takes is one leak and everything everywhere is naked and that's not OK. This is why law enforcement hires locksmiths. Computer locks are no different. Do the smart thing and hire digital lock smiths. And stop trying to put every person on the planet at risk.

  26. It hardly even matters by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    "Don't worry, nations of Europe. The EU government will only be granted very limited powers to regulate interstate trade, and anything it touches, and anything that in turn touches, out to six degrees of Kevin Bacon.

    "Your sovereignity is not threatened!"

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    1. Re:It hardly even matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't get your point.

      The end goal of the European project is and always has been a federal Europe, even going back to the days of the EEC. While there are Europhobes within the union, for most of us the progress on integration is very welcome. Just because we have harmonised laws and a lack of internal borders doesn't mean that we each are no longer culturally Irish/French/German/whatever. For most of us, the idea of squabbling over nebulous concepts like "nationality" rightfully died off at some point back in the 20th century.

  27. And something of no value was created by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah? Well, instead of parroting the words of others, perhaps you should come up with real thoughts and words of your own! ...with blackjack and hookers!

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  28. Europeans don't have real internet now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have access to only a subset of the internet and the governments of Europe are working hard to ensure users can't get the real thing. From the GDPR which has reduced the number of sites and free software projects accessible to those in the EU to the great firewall of Europe that has been erected in the name of copyright and child porn.

    1. Re:Europeans don't have real internet now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > From the GDPR which has reduced the number of sites and free software projects accessible to those in the EU

      Name one.

  29. They didn't create the work by wolfheart111 · · Score: 1

    They Found it.

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  30. The end of memes? by ElectricHellKnight · · Score: 1

    Now I'm in favor of it.

  31. Coming For Our Memes by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

    They're coming for our memes?

    Finally, something that might unite the right and left against overbearing copyright laws!

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    1. Re:Coming For Our Memes by BobSteinVisiBone · · Score: 1

      They're coming for our memes?

      Finally, something that might unite the right and left in support of copyright laws!

      FTFY

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  32. Maybe talk to a young person.. by WolfgangVL · · Score: 1

    Somebody is misunderstanding memes, social-media and the internet in general.

    Imagine the flood of memes regarding the takedown notices of memes.

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    1. Re:Maybe talk to a young person.. by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Can we begin with: "And nothing of value was lost"?

    2. Re:Maybe talk to a young person.. by WolfgangVL · · Score: 1

      That's easy to say on front end, but culture has a way of showing it's value years later- Generally, memes are the distilled essence of whatever subculture.

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    3. Re:Maybe talk to a young person.. by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Sorry. I was going for an ironic "use a meme to celebrate the death of memes" as a joke. Though honestly I think most of them have to do with something like a social currency/grease than as particularly valuable. It's kind of like the hi, how are you, fine you, also fine -- just a bit of "oh yeah, I know that too, I guess I can sit in the same room with you or share a beer or whatever" than anything permanent or telling.

    4. Re:Maybe talk to a young person.. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Sorry. I was going for an ironic "use a meme to celebrate the death of memes" as a joke.

      Have you looked on Netcraft?

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  33. MIT licenced memes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what could prevent people to create permissive memes ? Upload new cat images, licence them CC or anything sweet, same for captions and this issue is a non issue.

    1. Re:MIT licenced memes by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      They'll ban that too because they're trying to silence people. That's the point.

  34. and then they came for memes by mea2214 · · Score: 1

    and I didn't speak up because most all memes suck and I can't stand looking at them.

  35. Re: Life of author of work for hire; Bridgeman v C by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    That was awesome. Excellent concise explanation of US copyright!

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  36. What about small sites? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Article 13 states that platform providers should "take measures to ensure the functioning of agreements concluded with rights-holders for the use of their works." Critics say this will, in effect, require all internet platforms to filter all content put online by users, which many believe would be an excessive restriction on free speech.

    How much does it cost? What are the technical and legal burdens you need to put on yourself? This sounds bad for mom and pop forums. Even say the support forums for a piece of software.
    What about nerds posting leaked slides to discuss a new CPU?, etc.
    If all you have is one or a few moderators : will they have to check every image themselves?, if they don't want to use some code that uploads all of them to some central big copyright checker.
    This is what disturbs me especially : the need to use some sort of "Cloudflare for copyright". Not being able to run your own comment section : you have to farm it out to something like Disqus, which will own all the comments not you, and keep them forever in some analytics database. And so on.

  37. Natalie Portman will not be amused... by LordHighExecutioner · · Score: 1

    Stopping memes will decrease her popolarity (apart maybe in Soviet Russia), and cause a collapse of the hot grits sales.

  38. Memes? It could put an end to CDNs! by jtara · · Score: 1

    I've been going back and forth with IBM for a week as to why I couldn't order CDN service (Akamai, which IBM bought a while back).

    I got one strange error message, they did some "diagnosis", and then I started getting another strange error message. And, finally, an email stating that our credit card details couldn't be verified, and so the order was cancelled.

    So, it turns out IBM needs more relevant error messages. The latter was apparently the easiest way they had to cancel the order.

    IBM is currently not permitting customers to order new CDN service. Apparently, there is something they have to do to comply with GDPR requirements.

    They have no projection when (if if) they will be selling CDN service again.

    Thanks, EU. Somebody has FINALLY "broken the Internet".

    1. Re:Memes? It could put an end to CDNs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like IBM broke their own service by not bothering to deal with GDPR compliance which they have been warned about for the last two years.

  39. For once, US law is better by omnichad · · Score: 1

    In the US, we have something called fair use. That means that a bite-sized spreading idea (a meme) can make a reference to pop culture as social commentary.

    1. Re:For once, US law is better by Dangerous_Minds · · Score: 1

      Not really relevant to YouTube's ContentID system. The EU law would require this kind of system be implemented everywhere, rendering all perfectly legitimate Fair Use reasons moot. Want a platform that supports Fair Use? You'll need to find a site that isn't YouTube or based in Europe or run the risk of being a copyright infringer.

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    2. Re:For once, US law is better by omnichad · · Score: 1

      None of us were talking about Youtube.

    3. Re:For once, US law is better by Dangerous_Minds · · Score: 1

      The laws would mandate content filtering similar to YouTube which is widely known to doing a terrible job at recognizing what is and is not Fair Use.

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    4. Re:For once, US law is better by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Every single frame of every film or TV show ever made (for just one example)? That would be far more impossible than the current content ID system at YouTube.

    5. Re:For once, US law is better by Dangerous_Minds · · Score: 1

      Indeed. That's one major reason why I don't like the proposed law.

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  40. If you want to update copyright... by Rhipf · · Score: 1

    for the Internet age then you should look at reducing the length of copyright. It should become easier to make derivative works in the fast pace of the Internet age.

  41. I own most of the memes by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    All your hashtags are belong to me

    But I agree that we should restore copyright to 17 years max, with one renewal while the person, not corporation, is alive.

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  43. Don't you mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Put End To Memes Everywhere Except 4chan"

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  45. EU == totalitarianism by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Why do people want to live under the rule of unelected bureaucrats?