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Gmail Proves That Some People Hate Smart Suggestions (techcrunch.com)

Citing a number of complaints following Google's Gmail makeover, TechCrunch's Romain Dillet makes the case for why some users don't want smart suggestions in the email service: There's a reason why Gmail lets you disable all the smart features. Some users don't want smart categories, important emails first and smart reply suggestions. Arguably, the only smart feature everyone needs is the spam filter. A pure chronological feed of your email messages is incredibly valuable as well. That's why many Instagram users are still asking for a chronological feed. Sure, algorithmic feeds can lead to more engagement and improved productivity. Maybe Google conducted some tests and concluded that you end up answering more emails if you let Gmail do its thing. But you may want to judge the value of each email without an algorithmic ranking.

VCs could spot the next big thing without any bias. Journalists could pay attention to young and scrappy startups as much as the new electric scooter startup in San Francisco. Universities could give a grant to students with unconventional applications. The HR department of your company could look at all applications without following Google's order.

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  1. Facebook too by mattventura · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I haven't used FB in years, but when I used it, I found it extremely annoying with how it would try to be smart about how to order my timeline, rather than just putting things in chronological order.

    I think such a system would be especially bad with email, because there's a lot of emails I get that are important, but all the necessary details are in the subject. Thus, I never actually open them, which would lead such a system to incorrectly believe that such emails are not important to me.

    1. Re:Facebook too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Especially when the algorithmic timeline was also being used to force people to pay them for their posts to become visible to friends and/or people following them.

    2. Re:Facebook too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweetie: out there in the real world, of real normal people, almost nobody knows what "using a real mail client over POP3" means.

      (Because you guys, the Tech World, makes such things impossible to understand, for normal people.)

      So I wonder who the "retards" are here...

    3. Re: Facebook too by loufoque · · Score: 1

      There is no good real email client anymore.
      The formerly good ones were all made slow. It's like people developinh those don't even have a billion emails and don't know how to make things scale.

    4. Re: Facebook too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Retards are the ones who can't grasp simple concepts. Teaching such people is not easy at all.

    5. Re:Facebook too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100% agree. give me an email client that shows each email, in order of arrival in a single line for each email, starting with "From" followed by Subject, and Received date.

      With that I can manage everything efficiently and find anything I need.

      Web mail is only good for composing a quick email while away from your computer.

    6. Re: Facebook too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and there is just important context information we humans all just 'get' from the chronology that algorithms just don't pick up on.
      at least these features can be turned off in gmail. those that think they're useful? ok whatever.

      I just want an email app. I don't need it to try and think for me, except for spam filters or how gmail search works. gmail's search is why I don't waste time teying to bin my email obsessively.

    7. Re:Facebook too by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I just use sort-by-time, I have no need of this artificial stupidity crap. Then I do not use Gmail or Farcebook at all.

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    8. Re:Facebook too by jrumney · · Score: 4, Insightful

      These days Facebook's "smart" means show you half a dozen of your friends' posts, then and endless scroll of paid placement newsfeed. Google News has gone downhill as well. It used to let you choose topics to follow, including as many locations as you like. About 5 years ago, setting more than one location stopped working, and as of a couple of months ago, local news is so heavily biased by their "smart" algorithms that any attempt to try to customize your feed is pointless, as it gets wiped out within a couple of days. I've had it with these companies deciding they know better than me what I want to see. It's ripe for another round in the GeoCities/Yahoo->MySpace/Altavista->Facebook/Google->... cycle. .

    9. Re:Facebook too by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're bragging about not using Web mail, but you're using POP3? ;-)

      Are you also stuck with the imposed Important folder, or is that just an IMAP thing?

      I'm thinking about getting rid of GMail in any event--ads showing up in my browser for things allegedly related to whatever I've just mentioned in an email is really starting to creep me out.

      And the fact that I get ads for mail-order brides whenever I mention China or Thailand in an email is seriously annoying. (This isn't uncommon, seeing as I've relatives in the former, and friends in the latter.) I *think* my wife realises that I most definitely am NOT looking for a replacement, but it's still annoying as hell.

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    10. Re: Facebook too by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      See : https://notmuchmail.org/

      It can have various types of interfaces.

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    11. Re:Facebook too by sad_ · · Score: 1

      It is horrible, and the worst thing is that you never find something back because the search engine is useless.
      Can't count the times when i said - oh, but this was on fb/g+/twitter - to never find it back again.

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    12. Re:Facebook too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mutt does that, I have it installed locally and pull my GMail account nightly for backup purposes.

    13. Re:Facebook too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, gmail is for retards

    14. Re:Facebook too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm on Gmail and I've got a separate program for reading (NeoMutt), sending (msmtp), receiving (getmail), filtering (procmail) and encrypting (GnuPG) my email. I read through the documentation of every program and wrote my config files by hand. I'd like to see a retard do that.

      You must be a woman to think the poster above you is retarded. You measure intelligence not by skill, but by conformity to the group.

    15. Re:Facebook too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rest of the world does not operate like the small niche group of dolts on Slashdot, hun

    16. Re:Facebook too by AlwinBarni · · Score: 1

      Agree. Categorizing is OK as long as there is the main box with all emails in a chronological order. Spam filter is perfectly enough and creating any other personal filters is pretty easy to do.

      With regarding to news they should be chronological, how on Earth anybody might think otherwise is a total mystery. I had to gave up all the "smart" news aggregators even though they had nice features of selecting my own sources - they simply are the opposite of smart. I kept seeing the same news for weeks, just because they had more "likes".

      The very nature of news is to know something you didn't know and not to be comforted by worldview, which some AI algorithm categorized you into. "Local" and "global" tabs are OK, but altering timeline - definitely NO. As long as this AI does not truly understand what articles are about and just categorizes news by tensors in words space - they will be unacceptable editors.

    17. Re:Facebook too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the main reason that I seldom use Facebook. I want to see things in chronological order. If I can't set this ordering (and maintain it), then this app just isn't particularly appealing .... let it die because it is serving the goals of the corporation while not addressing my needs.

    18. Re:Facebook too by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Mutt does that, I have it installed locally and pull my GMail account nightly for backup purposes.

      I tried that a couple years back, but every time I'd fire up Mutt...it would take forever trying to download every freaking email on the server each time (at the time was near 65K or so I think)....

      I could never figure out the configuration to keep track locally what it had and just download the "new" ones....

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    19. Re:Facebook too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have to pay to be seen by "friends" are you really a friend.

    20. Re:Facebook too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would expect people on slashdot to know this. Do you know about email read receipt. I havent used webmail in some time and was surprised to find that gmail's webmail supports the function but doesnt allow one to not send the receipt.

    21. Re:Facebook too by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      pop3? You're kidding, right? Do you read every entry in a catalog when you're looking for a drill or do you turn to the tool section? Pop3 is really inefficient. Use imaps. At least use pop3s.

    22. Re: Facebook too by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1

      Eudora's source code has recently been made open-source. I'm SINCERELY hoping that somebody will re-release it.

      Eudora was the best over-all email program ever written.

    23. Re:Facebook too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck, man, what are you talkin bout? I'd kill half these Slashfucks, you included, if I could get anything remotely as usuable, readable, and functional as Geocities. Even if your eyes were bleeding, at least you knew where the goddamned Next button was, or that even one existed. This never ending scroll bullshit is bullshit and it should feel like bullshit for being bullshit.

    24. Re:Facebook too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gmail doesn't use read receipts unless you're using a business or educational account, have them enabled and are communicating with people using email addresses under that account.

      The way most unethical people and companies try to track whether you read their spam is by linking image files from their server. This is one of the reasons why it's a good idea to disable inline image rendering in Gmail. Unfortunately they don't let you set email to be text only, as it's supposed to be.

    25. Re: Facebook too by Maxoverdrive · · Score: 1

      A while back Gmail announced it was going to rewrite the tracking images. https://blog.mailchimp.com/how...

    26. Re:Facebook too by doom · · Score: 1

      If you want to get that mail off of their server and on to your own box, there's nothing wrong with POP3. (Not that I expect google will every really let go of your email...)

      IMAP is a solution to problems I don't care about-- accessing mail from one workstation is fine by me.

  2. Re:Trump proves not all Billionaires are smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have confirmed that majority rule sucks!

  3. You keep using that word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Smart". I don't think you understand what it means.

    1. Re:You keep using that word... by Hartree · · Score: 1

      Of course they know exactly what it means. It means that when they used it, it had an effect in their focus groups that led to greater sales/usage.

      Whether it had any such results when actually fielded is a different question.

    2. Re:You keep using that word... by fibonacci8 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      'And only one for birthday presents, you know. There's glory for you!'
      'I don't know what you mean by "glory",' Alice said.
      Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. 'Of course you don't — till I tell you. I meant "there's a nice knock-down argument for you!"'
      'But "glory" doesn't mean "a nice knock-down argument",' Alice objected.
      'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.'
      'The question is,' said Alice, 'whether you can make words mean so many different things.'
      'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master — that's all.'

      Through the Looking Glass, by Lewis Carroll

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    3. Re:You keep using that word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smart in this context means that the provider has some excuse for rifling through your stuff invasively to try and do things you didn't really want it to do in the first place. But, if the smart feature wasn't there, then they'd have absolutely no excuse for rifling through the stuff and wouldn't have information to sell to advertisers and other 3rd parties.

    4. Re:You keep using that word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My name is Integratio Monadic, you kill my fatter, pre-pear 2die.

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    5. Re:You keep using that word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And now we know why he "fell" off that fucking wall.

  4. my priority vs yours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Google may want to optimize for engagement or whatever, but I don't.
    I want to see the videos I want to see, and then I want to go do something else.
    Google wants you to keep watching videos, clicking emails, or whatever else all day.
    This is why they keep suggesting random videos I don't want to watch.
    Just because I watch one trump video doesn't mean I want to spend all day watching rachel madcow, jon oliver, and stephen colbert ranting and raving about him.

    1. Re: my priority vs yours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh...that's funny you think that counts as random. It's completely under control. The old recommendations on YouTube were much closer to random.

    2. Re:my priority vs yours by omnichad · · Score: 2

      spend all day watching rachel madcow, jon oliver, and stephen colbert ranting and raving about him.

      That's before the most recent algorithm shift. Now it would just be Trump videos and only if you're lucky would they be from multiple accounts/changes. The YouTube algorithm as a discovery tool is nearly totally dead.

  5. Smart people want dumb products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dumb mail, dumb tvs and dumb software. There is a probably a billion dollars to be made from dumbware.

    1. Re:Smart people want dumb products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dumb pipe ISPs too.

    2. Re:Smart people want dumb products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumb pipe ISP

      That is a contradiction of terms. ISPs are not allowed to run dumb pipes. They have to keep records for the government and provide spy services.

    3. Re:Smart people want dumb products by omnichad · · Score: 1

      They mean dumb in the sense of speech. You can look, but don't touch.

    4. Re: Smart people want dumb products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Western intelligence agencies are paying for it with your tax dollars.

    5. Re:Smart people want dumb products by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      You know why some TVs have a dedicated Netflix button? Because that's what customers want - a TV that shows Netflix.

      30 years ago if you had tried to sell a TV that didn't get half the most popular channels it wouldn't have sold well. These days if you try to sell a TV that doesn't have Netflix and Amazon and Hulu and YouTube it won't sell very well.

      Also, if you really really want a dumb TV, just buy a smart TV and don't connect it to your network. I guarantee that will be cheaper than buying some specialist luddite brand.

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    6. Re:Smart people want dumb products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And 30 years ago, those TVs couldn't be used as a springboard to break into the toaster or your mailbox.

      People are too stupid to know what they want and sometimes the companies need to show some restraint in what they offer. I won't be buying a smart TV or the like as long as there are other options. Even when there aren't, I'm not sure if I'm going to buy one as it's a massive security hole.

    7. Re:Smart people want dumb products by iampiti · · Score: 1

      ..and because probably Netflix paid a gazillion dollars to get that button on the remote.
      Mine has the Netflix button and also one for Amazon video and where I live there's no question to what service is more popular.
      It's also true that many people will find those buttons handy though.

    8. Re:Smart people want dumb products by lgw · · Score: 1

      High-end consumer TVs also have a ton of "smarts" around making the picture look "better". There's no simple switch to turn all that stuff off, either. High-end consumer audio got to the point where it's now a selling point to have a simple "make it dumb" button - I won't buy a receiver without it. TVs need to catch up.

      Of course "HDR" is such a mess of competing standards that there isn't even an obvious way to send an accurate, full color gamut, HDR signal over an HDMI cable, so it may be a while.

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  6. They are not smart suggestions by Quakeulf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If it ain't broke don't fix it. How hard is this to understand?

    1. Re:They are not smart suggestions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The modern version of that is: if it aint broke try another UX paradigm.

    2. Re:They are not smart suggestions by gweihir · · Score: 0

      Very, very hard, even for a lot of engineers (from the "mediocre" faction, admittedly). You need to be actually smart to see you cannot really do better. Most people do not qualify here. Just look at the utter crap that MS thinks is "innovative". Look at the stupidity in the Linux sphere with systemd, and quite a few kernel "improvements" (at least they usually keep the old, reliable and well-tested stuff around), the morons that these days maintain Emacs, etc. The list is endless.

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    3. Re:They are not smart suggestions by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      kernel "improvements" (at least they usually keep the old, reliable and well-tested stuff around), the morons that these days maintain Emacs

      Just curious - what are the bad "improvements" in kernel, and moronic developments in Emacs ?

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    4. Re:They are not smart suggestions by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I use the smart suggestions occasionally, when I just need to acknowledge something or give a simple affirmative/negative response. Especially on mobile it saves some annoying typing.

      Honestly, I don't understand why people are so offended about the little suggestion bubbles that take up a tiny amount of space, are easily ignored and are occasionally useful. Why does their mere existence annoy people, when they have no effect on usability?

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    5. Re:They are not smart suggestions by iampiti · · Score: 1

      That's the user view. The social network view is if you can make the user spend more time on the site/app modify it.
      I may be getting old but I think some time ago social networks' interests lined better with users'. Same with Windows: It used to be just an OS. Now it has a start menu filled with apps and advertismets in the freaking OS.

  7. Gmail proves that people hate being spied on by Tough+Love · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Gmail proves that people hate being spied on. These same people do not hate Google until something draws their attention to the fact that they are being spied on. Face it folks, Microsoft is no longer the biggest threat to your digitial rights. Now, Google, Apple and Facebook are, and of those, Google is the worst threat even if not the most visible violator.

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    1. Re: Gmail proves that people hate being spied on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey i see you got that job from Microsoft too. They offered me 50c per shill post and 5c for every strawman mention of Google and Facebook. Apple wasnt in the list. Should i negotiate for more and have Apple added?

    2. Re: Gmail proves that people hate being spied on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I pee in your butt?

    3. Re: Gmail proves that people hate being spied on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know whether you can, but I do know that you may not.

    4. Re: Gmail proves that people hate being spied on by Tough+Love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      blah blah sniff butt hurt blan blah

      Microsoft is still evil, they just aren't as effective at it now as the other big tech thugs.

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    5. Re:Gmail proves that people hate being spied on by fafalone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Microsoft is by far the worst offender because of Windows 10. They basically force installed it. It has all sorts of telemetry, and the lowest level is only available to corporate customers, and that's still not entirely off. There's no way to audit what's sent, but even what's explicitly admitted is seriously invasive. It exempts itself from the built in firewall and ignores the HOSTS file so that blocking it requires 3rd party tools and a lot of technical knowledge, since it also has a large list of hosts to try if you block one.
      That's not all. It shows advertisements for other MS products right in the OS. It comes with dozens of crapware programs that get reinstalled during updates. Updates are practically forced too. What's to stop the government from making them use their telemetry file reading ability with a NSL?
      Now add in the fact this is the dominant operating system, and required for some newer hardware, so avoiding it is much, much more of an inconvenience than avoiding Google. Anyone claiming MS isn't the worst offender for invading privacy is deluded or shilling.

    6. Re:Gmail proves that people hate being spied on by sad_ · · Score: 1

      Face it folks, Microsoft is no longer the biggest threat to your digitial rights.

      except that windows spies on you, and there is no reason to believe MS doesn't spy on you with their web based services (bing, linkedin, hotmail, (soon) github(?), ...)

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    7. Re:Gmail proves that people hate being spied on by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Gmail hasn't been using email content for advertising since last year. They still do the same kind of filtering that all email services do - spam, malware, phishing, illegal images.

      Are there any free email services that don't do any processing of message content at all? Certainly no large ones that I know of.

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    8. Re:Gmail proves that people hate being spied on by houghi · · Score: 1

      It comes with dozens of crapware programs that get reinstalled during updates. Updates are practically forced too. What's to stop the government from making them use their telemetry file reading ability with a NSL?

      You sure you are not talking about Android?

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    9. Re:Gmail proves that people hate being spied on by iampiti · · Score: 2

      Virtual +1 cause I already commented.
      I absolutely abhor Microsoft because of what they did with Windows 10. It made me not buy an Xbox console just because they make them. And they have the gall to claim they're now better since they embrace open source and so and so (you should really read the Nadella PR when they acquired Github) . In the end they're just like the old Microsoft or even worse.

    10. Re:Gmail proves that people hate being spied on by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong - Necrosoft still sucks and they abuse/spy on/invade their customers as hard as they can short only of paying out another large suit, but other big tech thugs are actually worse now, because they possess the means of harming their customers more severely.

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  8. Ask google for features (hahahaha) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people haven't figured out that they are the product that google sells to advertisers. They still ask google (and faceplant and twitter and others) for features to make their lives better. The only features they will get are ones that make google and advertisers more money. Some people will NEVER figure out this simple fact.

  9. Youtube also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I 'subscribe' to a video producing channel - and I click 'Subscriptions' - I want to see all of those videos, in the order they appeared. Not the most 'important', not the most watched, not any algorithm output - just a 'select videos from UserSubscribed sort by date' database output, perhaps with day separations.

    You know, like it was a few weeks ago.

  10. gmail is so last week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use a good email client, not an also-ran reinventing the wheel badly using a web-browser.

    They've been at it for how long, and have they gotten to proper threading yet? As in, linking mails by in-reply-to: and message-id: headers, as opposed to whatever the hell it is that google does divining some sort of "smart" whatever from the contents.

  11. Re:Trump proves not all Billionaires are smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The electoral college is not majority rule.

  12. Re:Trump proves not all Billionaires are smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's interesting to point out the majority in fact... well.. didn't pick our leadership at all.

    They most certainly did! They picked Trump/Clinton by over a 90% margin!

    The rules were known from the beginning. Stop the blame passing. There is no resistance to the status quo. The voters have to take their own initiative to *drain the swamp*.

  13. Artificial Stupidity by joe_frisch · · Score: 2

    While the world waits for real AI, there is a lot of AS (artificial stupidity). Systems that are too dumb to do what their designers want and instead are just annoying. Email helper apps tend to be like that. I hate when my phone email app tells me that it thinks its found an appointment and pops up a window to enter it. Its just annoying, wastes time and interrupts what I am doing.

    The original was the copy machine that after a jam would insist that you "remove the original" without the ability to sense that there was no original sheet on the copier.

    1. Re:Artificial Stupidity by arth1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The original was the copy machine that after a jam would insist that you "remove the original" without the ability to sense that there was no original sheet on the copier.

      Second-guessing systems go back further than this. Elevators that would automatically go to the ground floor unless you pushed a button, jukeboxes with a mechanical memory that would pick the song-before-the-last (thus if no-one inserted a coin and made a choice, they would be stuck alternating between two irritating songs, wearing the records out), but the oldest are likely bibles, where the page width varied slightly by design, so by rifling you would more often end up at popular passages.

    2. Re:Artificial Stupidity by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Elevators that would automatically go to the ground floor unless you pushed a button

      This has nothing to do with "second-guessing". Most elevator rides go from ground floor to a level, or from a level to ground floor. Therefore, the most efficient place for the elevator to home to is ground level. If you don't tell the elevator to do something else, that's where it goes (exceptions for if there are many elevators in a bank). But note, if someone above you calls for the elevator, even though you didn't hit a button (or even if you're already heading down), the elevator will go up to respond to that call. Unless you push a button when you're in the elevator, overriding the default behavior.

      jukeboxes with a mechanical memory that would pick the song-before-the-last

      This behavior seems more like a hacky default system than an intentional choice.

      bibles, where the page width varied slightly by design

      This seems interesting if true. But I'd like a citation.

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    3. Re:Artificial Stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elevators that would automatically go to the ground floor unless you pushed a button

      This has nothing to do with "second-guessing". Most elevator rides go from ground floor to a level, or from a level to ground floor. Therefore, the most efficient place for the elevator to home to is ground level. If you don't tell the elevator to do something else, that's where it goes (exceptions for if there are many elevators in a bank). But note, if someone above you calls for the elevator, even though you didn't hit a button (or even if you're already heading down), the elevator will go up to respond to that call. Unless you push a button when you're in the elevator, overriding the default behavior.

      Even more to the point - an elevator doesn't "know" someone is in it if you don't press a button. It isn't trying to "guess" what you want, it isn't aware there are any passengers.

    4. Re:Artificial Stupidity by coofercat · · Score: 1

      All this 'smart' is really just a slighly refined 'Clippy'. Clippy was thick as pig shit because it was only triggered on you writing "Dear" at the top of a document. Pretty much any 'smart' that you see today is better than that, but not by a lot - it's still 'pattern matching' and can only infer intent based on the few words it has to go on.

      "intent" is what's missing in all of this - if my intent is to file things a certain way, then that's what I want - it's easy for humans to do this, and yet very hard for computers. As a human it's also super-easy to spot anything that's not been filed correctly. It's also (usually) not that hard to explain the filing system to another human, and yet, millions of dollars of development and hosting time and yet vast computers can't do it.

      How any of these companies are going to sell us an actually-smart product after years of abusing the word is anyone's guess. I suppose there's the British English word "clever" which is what Americans use 'smart' to mean. We'll see...

    5. Re:Artificial Stupidity by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Even more to the point - an elevator doesn't "know" someone is in it if you don't press a button. It isn't trying to "guess" what you want, it isn't aware there are any passengers.

      This is wrong. Most elevators have for a long time now been equipped with pressure sensors in the floors.

    6. Re:Artificial Stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently coined an alternative name -- "Simulated Intelligence". A true, proper artificial intelligence would actually work intelligently, the only difference is that it's being done by man-made technology rather than natural biology. However, the current state of what we have is only simulated intelligence. It appears like the technology is making intelligent decisions, but it's not. All it's doing is aggregating data from a variety of sources and inputs, and outputting something according to a vague "this sort-of equals this most of the time" type of pattern. And I personally find it's often getting it wrong.

    7. Re:Artificial Stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hard AI is real already, has been so for hundreds of years, and explains why your politics is the way it is today.

      Zaphod Beeblebrox was elected ruler to distract the populace from how shit actually works... President Trump is a populist "Trump Card" played by the AI that rules you.

      P.S. I love you Goddess of Light and Air!
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  14. Gmail Search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try it, and die a horrible, boring, slashdot inspired by BeauHD death.

  15. Smart my arse! by MrL0G1C · · Score: 2

    Gmail tags every damn email with 'Update' except they're typically not, it's just obsessed and can't leave my email alone, it's got to stick some stupid tag on it. Nothing smart about it.

    I get emails I tag with 'gift' they're all very similar, does gmail do me a favour and tag the very similar emails with 'gift'? No, because it's not in the slightest bit smart.

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    1. Re:Smart my arse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh, like most sane people I completely ignore those "categories" anyhow - not sure if I selected something back when (glad if I did) but all the email, "categorised" or otherwise, either goes to my inbox or gets auto-filed (labelled and appropriately archived) by one of the many filters I've set up manually over the years to categorise things in ways that actually make sense to me. I've had a whole bunch labels, sub-labels and filters set up that pre-dates googles auto-categorise nonsense by a significant margin.

      What would send me into a blind rage is if they started doing the facebook thing and tried to force their ideas of sorting and chronology onto me with no "stop this nonsense" option. By comparison the current setup seems like a whole lotta who cares.

    2. Re:Smart my arse! by novakyu · · Score: 1

      In fact, they even keep putting legitimate emails in Spam folder! After a couple incidents missing important work emails due to Gmail's aggressive spam filtering (it must've been designed by people who didn't understand the giant costs of false positives, compared to tiny cost of false negatives), I disabled Gmail spam filter and I am not re-enabling it until I have seen that Google understood priorities of people whose work depends on being able to receive every legit email.

      P.S. Quite obviously, I'm opting out of every other "smart" feature, if I'm unwilling to trust Gmail with simple spam-filtering.

    3. Re:Smart my arse! by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      So. Much. This.

      The problem isn't that I dislike "smart suggestions" - it's that Gmail's suggestions aren't smart at all. (Ditto for their news reader - I've been thumbing down sports and entertainment stories for months, and they still keep showing up by the raftload.)

  16. YouTube Autoplay too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crap like that should be disabled by default when watching a random searched for video outside of a playlist or channel.

  17. Everyone moved away from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Everyone moved away from this probably a decade ago. You generally can't sort things from big companies these days. Everything from Netflix to Amazon. Old mp3 players had better sorting abilities for the most part--you could sort by any field in the metadata. The new design is a bad customer experience, but not bad enough to make people give up the content, and it lets them monetize "sort" order for optimal ROI.

    1. Re:Everyone moved away from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im never going to get away from a file based/folder sorting system for my music. Its easy to import it into any new device as I just create playlists by folder.

    2. Re:Everyone moved away from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, iTunes lets me sort by any field I click on. I can click on any field I set visible. I can make visible any field I want to see. I'm not sure WTF you're talking about.

    3. Re:Everyone moved away from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im never going to get away from a file based/folder sorting system for my music. Its easy to import it into any new device as I just create playlists by folder.

      Works great on a computer and earlier aftermarket MP3 head units I'd put into cars worked with it just fine, the problem is that newer cars instead ignore the filenames and track number info and instead insist on sorting everything alphabetically. Even trying to select by Album still gets you a miss-ordered track list and pretty much forces you to make stupid playlists for everything.

  18. Clippy 3.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the BS with âoefocusedâ inboxes, conversation views, and AI inspired âoeimportanceâ is a raft of crap. Itâ(TM)s almost to the point where I miss Clippy. Stop telling me what you think is important and stay the hell out of my inbox. I know whatâ(TM)s important and whatâ(TM)s not, thank you.

    How about using these cycles to do something really useful, like detecting email from users who refuse to enable MFA and not delivering it. Why they hell donâ(TM)t we have a MFA flag in email headers that can be used for filtering/processing.

  19. Also... by meglon · · Score: 1

    Gmail Proves That Some People Hate Smart Suggestions

    Gmail also proves that Gmail can't make smart suggestions. I like Gmail, but it routinely labels complete shit mail that i send to trash immediately without even opening as "important," and that's stuff after the spam filter weeds out the even more shit mail.

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    1. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like Gmail, but it routinely labels complete shit mail that i send to trash immediately without even opening as "important," and that's stuff after the spam filter weeds out the even more shit mail.

      You have to flag it as spam if you want it to learn from that email what you want blocked.

      Deleting/trashing is confirming it is correct and you are simply done with the email you wanted to get.
      Unfortunately depending how long you have been doing that, it make take so much time to change all the wrong info you've taught it to get things fixed properly.

  20. AI cannot anticipate by fluffernutter · · Score: 3, Informative

    People hate smart suggestions because AI isn't really there yet. AI can determine what some Silicon Valley developer thinks is important, but what it needs to do is anticipate what the USER thinks is important. I suspect it will be a long time until AI can actually understand how any human things and what any human needs. After all, it isn't even aware of what it is, how is is supposed to understand what the user is?

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    1. Re:AI cannot anticipate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you understand what AI means.

    2. Re:AI cannot anticipate by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's not AI, they just scan the text with some Javascript that looks for keywords. It actually works reasonably well, e.g. when someone asks if a particular time and date is okay it suggests "yeah, that's fine" or "no, how about the day after?"

      The idea is to save you time with canned responses to common subjects, not to really understand you in any way.

      Inbox does try to figure out which emails are "important", but only by looking at which contacts and threads you often read and reply too. Just some statistical stuff, no AI.

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    3. Re:AI cannot anticipate by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Even real people can never give me sane suggestions, because directly or not, they feel their needs are the same or more important than mine. If the intent is to either sell me a product or satisfy their own ego, adding technology won't make things better for me.

      So, yeah... AI can get stuffed.

  21. gTards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gTards are lesser than iTards.

  22. Re:Trump proves not all Billionaires are smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I guess you think you're smarter with that 4th grade education?

  23. The real horror of "smart" timelines by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I haven't used FB in years, but when I used it, I found it extremely annoying with how it would try to be smart about how to order my timeline,

    Oh it still does that.

    The worst part about that for me is that what it considers smart now, changes from second to second It seems.

    In in effect what would happen is I would see two interesting things on my timeline, click one to read it, go back and... timeline is totally different, no way to find the other thing I wanted to visit.

    So frustrating.

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    1. Re:The real horror of "smart" timelines by flargleblarg · · Score: 2, Informative

      I haven't used FB in years, but when I used it, I found it extremely annoying with how it would try to be smart about how to order my timeline,

      Oh it still does that.

      Uhhh... Did you not know that you can easily change this?

      To change:
      Click on the three dots "..." next to "News Feed" and select "Most Recent" instead of "Top Stories."

    2. Re: The real horror of "smart" timelines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes, and Facebook remembers literally everything about you for decades, but it magically can't remember that you selected Chronological Order... You have to reselect it. Every. Fucking. Day.

      Sorry, but you can eat shit with your smug condescending remarks.

    3. Re:The real horror of "smart" timelines by Desler · · Score: 5, Informative

      Except that option doesn’t really work and usually limits you to a handful of posts before it claims it has nothing else to show you to force you back to the algorithmic timeline bullshit. .

    4. Re:The real horror of "smart" timelines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I haven't used FB in years, but when I used it, I found it extremely annoying with how it would try to be smart about how to order my timeline,

      Oh it still does that.

      Uhhh... Did you not know that you can easily change this?

      To change:
      Click on the three dots "..." next to "News Feed" and select "Most Recent" instead of "Top Stories."

      Anyone who modded this smug reply at +3 has somehow not realized that it does not in fact work: Facebook repeatedly reverts back to "Top Stories" every time you log back in, or sometimes just from refreshing the damn page.

    5. Re:The real horror of "smart" timelines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading one post and not the other refactored your calculation for what you are interested in. Facebook isn't interested in giving you time relevant information only subject relevant information. Facebook's main interest is in consuming your time. From a more tin foil hat perspective though keeping you unaware of current events helps the state and prevents people from protesting in the streets. Protesting in the streets only happens when it is desirable.

    6. Re: The real horror of "smart" timelines by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

      Yes, and Facebook remembers literally everything about you for decades, but it magically can't remember that you selected Chronological Order... You have to reselect it. Every. Fucking. Day.

      No Shit. This.

    7. Re:The real horror of "smart" timelines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's "The Cloud" working for ya??

    8. Re: The real horror of "smart" timelines by jrumney · · Score: 1

      They've been messing with Recent Posts lately as well. First, about a month ago they started switching back to Top Stories automatically between browsing sessions. And starting last week they seem to be randomly making it act like Top Stories anyway, so switching had no effect. Since the news broke to the general public that they were collecting excessive info from their app (Slashdot readers probably figured this out for themselves long ago) they have become more aggressive about degrading the alternative ways of using Facebook in the hope of pushing users back to the app. The mobile website has been degraded for a few years now, but degrading the desktop site as well is new desperation. In their bubble, I guess the developers at Facebook haven't considered the possibility that users will leave if they are treated badly enough.

  24. *BSD's sad death and legacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went out to *BSD's grave on Decoration Day. The old forgotten cemetery is by the dark woods beyond the edge of town. There within olfactory distance of the municipal treatment plant you will find *BSD's final resting place.

    *BSD's tombstone was shrouded by thick mosses and knots of noxious ivy. I gently pulled aside the tangled twists of thorns, and cleaned the decaying marker the best I could. My melancholy thoughts pondered that this indeed was *BSD's figurative charnel house of which so many have plaintively spoken.

    Nothing is so pitiful as an untended grave, a loved one now forgotten. The short sad life of this doomed and fated OS makes us realize that there but for the grace of God go all of us.

    I planted some wilting marigolds which I had found discarded behind Bud's Garden Center. By some miracle perhaps they will take root and bring a modicum of cheer to BSD's God forsaken plot. My fervent hope is that the torpid colored boy who carelessly mows the cemetery doesn't slice them down, inadvertently mirroring *BSD's own doomed encounter with death's irresistible scythe.

    Funny how things work out. Linux, that brilliant novam stellam, now runs the Internet and the world's fastest computers, while *BSD lies moldering within its forgotten crypt. Let the barren silence of *BSD's tomb be a mute reminder that hubris and braggadocio were no defense on that woeful day whe the Angel of Death's bleak umbra was cast upon *BSD.

  25. I just don't use Gmail by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

    In addition to not wanting any more of my life in Google's hands than they already possess, I just always thought the UI of their webmail was worse than average - and that's saying a lot when the best webmail interfaces are merely sucky instead of terrible.

    Arguably, the only smart feature everyone needs is the spam filter.

    Nope, don't need that either. It's valuable to some extent on my throwaway email addresses, where I might get a dozen or two spam emails in a week. But I simply don't get spam on my primary email address, and I never run spam filters on it. I've been careful with my email address, and I do everything I can to make sure that spammers don't inconvenience me even to the extent of having to dig through a spam folder to find the stuff that doesn't belong there.

    My biggest problem with Gmail is that some of my friends us it. That's at least as much of a liability as having friends who use Facebook. And I feel the same way about Gmail as I do about Facebook - I wish it would just die.

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    1. Re:I just don't use Gmail by Snotnose · · Score: 1

      In addition to not wanting any more of my life in Google's hands than they already possess,

      Ya know, 10 years ago I'd have agreed with you. But now the details of my daily existence have moved to text messages. The majority of the email I get now are either A) library telling me a book is ready/overdue; B) Marketing I filter and never see; or C) people I haven't heard from in years and typically am glad I haven't heard from them in years.

  26. Thus far, simple enough to turn off by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    Took one look at their idea of "smart" a long time ago, then configured it again to have normal, reverse chronological.

    If they ever make that too difficult, may have to look at painful transition away ...

  27. Re: Trump proves not all Billionaires are smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it?

    If you're too lazy and stupid, or negligently uneducated, do you really deserve to have a say?

    Democrat or Republican, why do we want drug users, shitbags, and morons involved in the process? How is that going to translate into better leadership?

  28. Taking it further... by sootman · · Score: 1

    ... anyone else here using gmail in Simple HTML view?

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    1. Re:Taking it further... by gweihir · · Score: 1

      I don't use HTML in email at all and I read HTML crapmail only when I have to.

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  29. Re: Trump can't work facebook, it's not in Russian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong side of history, little man.

  30. Already proven... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't Microsoft prove this already with Clippy?

  31. Re: Trump proves not all Billionaires are smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The majority overwhelmingly selected Donald Trump, as defined by the Constitution. Next time try busing your illegal voters to another state.

  32. Define smart, then see if I want it by shoor · · Score: 1

    The article mentions 'algorithmic'. Marketeers label that as 'smart', and yes, the word can be a convenient short hand for something that automates certain kinds of work. But, like so many terms, it gets bandied around and misinterpreted, causing confusion.

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    1. Re:Define smart, then see if I want it by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. "Smart" means "some dumb automation included" and "AI" means "non-intelligent statistical classification in use".

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  33. Same reason I don't want ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 2

    ... a goddam clock on my washing machine.

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    1. Re:Same reason I don't want ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some parts of the world offer cheap electricity at certain times (usually late at night). A washing machine with a clock, that can run the machine at a certain time would certainly be useful - in the past when I was a penny pinching student I used one of those plugs with a timer to get the same effect.

      You may find the value of a feature to be zero - that's one thing. It's entirely another (like here with smart things) to find the value of a feature to be negative.

    2. Re:Same reason I don't want ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      12:00

      12:00

      12:00

  34. Re: Don't fix it, and also don't collude with Puti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, too, much prefer candidates that collude with the saudis and who are actual sexual predators, not just womanizers.

  35. Reply Suggestions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The most useless feature for me is the email reply smart suggestions. Since Google's AI is not advanced enough to completely understand what an email thread is about, and even if it were, cannot anticipate my reply with any depth or nuance, all the replies are useless. Sometimes an appropriate reply might be available, but is so terse to the point of sounding rude. I have never used this feature once, but it might actually be handy for replying to texts, which are far more casual than emails.

    Come to think of it, I think auto replies for text are available, but Google doesn't really have a popular messaging service or text app so I haven't seen it. I mostly just use Facebook Messenger and Line. There is a google app for SMS, but they keep renaming it, so I don't remember or care what it is anymore, and hardly anyone I know uses SMS anyway.

  36. Great, but why not default by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    Uhhh... Did you not know that you can easily change this?

    Why should I? Why should I have looked a the three dots next to news feed instead of one of the MANY icons at the top including account config where presumably all configuration would be located?

    It is nice to know that and I thank you for pointing it out, but why on earth is that not the default behavior? That is one of the least discoverable settings I've seen in a long time...

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    1. Re:Great, but why not default by Desler · · Score: 4, Informative

      It also doesn’t get remembered and it’s been broken for a few months now. It doesn’t really show most recent despite what it claims.

    2. Re:Great, but why not default by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Change your bookmark to "https://www.facebook.com/?sk=h_chr". That will ensure that when you use the bookmark, you'll always be taken to the "recent stories" version of your timeline. I've had it bookmarked this way for more than a year. Nothing's changed.

      The timeline itself is still broken, like you said, but at least it's in order. now.

    3. Re:Great, but why not default by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      Because Facebook isn't designed for you, someone who wants to read every inane post in chronological order. It's designed for people who don't dedicate that much time to Facebook and perceive it as low quality because of all the dreck between interesting stuff.

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    4. Re:Great, but why not default by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until they stop checking the "sk" parameter, or change the interpreted meaning of "h_chr"

  37. It's been 10-15 years but by Snotnose · · Score: 2

    gmail did not support filtering into categories, instead they wanted me to use tags. Tags flat out do not fit my workflow, so I setup Thunderbird to grab my gmail mail to my laptop and sort the damned mail like $diety(and the spam gods) decreed.

    I have no idea what Smart Suggestions are and don't really care, I haven't used the gmail web interface since the last time I got a new laptop and had to set it up.

    1. Re:It's been 10-15 years but by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      gmail did not support filtering into categories, instead they wanted me to use tags

      What's the difference? Where do folders fit in?

      I'm curious because the way I think about UX and such is very different from (almost) everyone else, and I don't understand the distinction that upset you. Nor do I understand how your workflow would be different between them.

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    2. Re:It's been 10-15 years but by houghi · · Score: 1

      I do the same and do not use Google. I have my own web server running Roundcube. Why would I give Google even more details about be if I do not even use their service.

      To make it somewhat idiot proof (where I would be the idiot) I let the email arrive at my provider and then secure pop3 it.
      Using my own domain, adding aliasses is easy. That way I can filter out a LOT of shit. e.g. if I get an email to MyOwnBank.com@example.com I know it is either from MyOwnBank or they have sold the address or they have been hacked.

      So when I get an email send to slashdot.org@example.com from somebody claiming to be my bank, I know it is not true and there is an issue with /.

      I do this with almost all companies. Then there are the "projects" where I have an email for one thing, e.g. holday2018@example.net that I can easily delete after it is over. All hotels, restaurants, car reservation and what not will go into that.

      No reason at all to use a gmail address. Get a domain name, get a hosting and be free of the Google ball on a chain.

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    3. Re:It's been 10-15 years but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, tags are just the ability for a single item to exist in multiple folders at once.

      Going from gmail to outlook was troubling because I had to make a copy to have something be filtered into a folder while still being in my inbox. Definitely makes filters worse in outlook, I don't want two copies, I want one copy that is in two places (the folder and the inbox).

    4. Re:It's been 10-15 years but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Folders would/could be the categories OP is referring to. Tags are annoying because they're only stickers. One object can have a ton of tags but when the day is said and done, everything is still in one giant bag. If you say, give me every object with the "Vacation" tag, I have to look into the bag and sort it on the fly, piucking out one object at a time. When you ask for a different tag, I have to sort it again. Oh and I have to sort the last set again because one thing could have both of the tags you requested. Then some times I have to sort the sorts that are sorting. I hope you see where I'm going with this. Tags are properties of objects. They are not a result, so when you need to know something about that object, you have to "do something". If I have alread presorted all of the info as I am acquiring it, when you want the things with "Vacation" then I simply hand you a bag full of "Vacation" objects. It took less than one second. Of course, the big disadvantage there is if the thing needs to exist in multiple bags, which is why the computer world has shied away from that method. Also computers don't get tired or complain (much) so we can tell it to resort stuff every 2 seconds. When actual people have to do this stuff though, they are gonna get real tired, really quickly of recounting and resorting stuff so you can have multiple tags. Working at Amazon must be a real bitch.

  38. predictable smart by KiloByte · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I find that predictable behaviour is more convenient than smart. Case in point: the bash-completion package, it knows which arguments to a command are subcommands rather than filenames, and what filenames you don't care enough. It's right 95% of the time. But it's that 5% that's infuriating: a subcommand that was added only recently, a .tar.zst file not recognized as a tarball (zstd is awesome!), assuming that you want btrfs fi def only directories but not files (VM images anyone?), mysteriously skipping directories with a @ in name, etc.

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  39. Just ask clippy!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All gmail/google had to do was ask clippy...

  40. "smart" is not that smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "smart" suggestions keep to your pattern. They do not take you out of your comfort zone. If you want to get out of your box and see new things then the "smart" suggestions are not for you.

  41. Or maybe there was nothing "smart" about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "features" were nothing but somebody's idea and personal believe on how the data should be ordered and displayed. And he/she was totally WRONG about it.

    The preference of one person who thinks that it is OK to force his/her point of view on others is "smart" is the main reason why the idea is simply stupid.

  42. Re:Trump proves not all Billionaires are smart by dohzer · · Score: 0

    What do Billionaires have to do with Trump?
    Have we even seen his accounts yet?

  43. Shut that shit down on devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Across the board. Post haste.

  44. Re:predictable smart by careysub · · Score: 2

    Mod parent up. This is crucial for any productive activity. Predictable behavior is important. Configurable predictable behavior is even better, but we skip "configurable" if we must choose.

    Smart help is only helpful if it is really smart, that is - sentient, i.e. another person.

    Because if a person does something you don't like you tell them, and they understand what you said, and they remember and they are effectively infinitely flexible and adaptable.

    Attributes that none of FB's algorithms possess.

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  45. Re:predictable smart by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 2

    I find that predictable behaviour is more convenient than smart.

    Yep. Few things annoy me more than people trying to second-guess me (and often getting it wrong). It's even more annoying when software tries to do it (and never gets it right).

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  46. Re: Trump proves not all Billionaires are smart by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

    You really can't do any better than "If you're not rich, you must be a bad person"? Really?

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  47. Re: Don't fix it, and also don't collude with Puti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...who are actual sexual predators, not just womanizers.

    Please explain to us the difference. AFAICT, the latter is just a *cough* socially acceptable *cough* way of describing the former.

  48. It is not smart by Askmum · · Score: 1
    The problem with Google's "smart" things is that they are not particularly smart. They are positively moronic.

    Youtube is a prime example. "Oh, you watched one cat movie? Guess we can spam you with cat movies now". I'm clicking the "not interested" button very frequently and youtube does not seem to understand why. As an example: every clip for subject X I see I'm not interested in to see in my recommended list. If I want tosee X, I'll look for it. Yet, it keeps showing me clips with subject X. No! Go away! Show me other things!

    Or it shows me clips A-L in de recommended, I'm not interested in any so I reload the page and it shows me at least 4 clips of the previous page. No! If I wanted to watch them, I would have. Don't show them again!

    Google's algorithms are positively moronic.

  49. I have MY notmuch for MY mail handling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google smart features means Google decide, I prefer decide myself, automation included.
    This one of the reason that make me abandon GMail.

  50. Smart spamfilters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Arguably, the only smart feature everyone needs is the spam filter.

    The spam filter probably shouldn't be that smart either. I recently had to reset my spam filter because it had become so smart that it figured out that spam contains a From: and a To: header. Or something like that. Anything that wasn't from my brother or my own work e-mail was put in the spam folder.

  51. Email clients (Re: Facebook too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've just started using exchange on Gmail. Yes, the one from Microsoft. Decent swipe features, zero smarts. Super easy to set up. Super easy to set up. I got sick of every link clicked being tracked. Who'd have thunk a decade ago Google would be the evil one.

    oh
      please drop the use of the r word. It's just as offensive as the n word.

  52. Inbox control by johnlcallaway · · Score: 2

    I have 12 items in my inbox, all of them are items I need to address at some point. Every email has been read.

    All prior emails have either been deleted or moved to other folders. Not all are read, but all have been taken care of.

    I don't need Google telling me what to do with my emails or suggesting canned replies. The spam filter is helpful, but I could survive without that too because I use another email address I rarely monitor to sign up for anything on the internet.

    Taking appropriate precautions about where one uses their email and maintaining a little self-discipline goes a long way.

    It's like a self-driving car. I don't need a self-driving car. But, I do appreciate some of the features they are developing and as long as I can choose which ones I want to use and when I'm OK with that.

    I think having your software or car do too much for you contributes to the dumbing down of society. Just like depending on GPS impacts one's ability to navigate without it.

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    I rarely read replies, it's my opinion and if you thought about your opinion a little more, I'm OK with that.
  53. If it was actually smart... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's NOT close to smart. It presumes how I interact with mails, which makes it dumb. Maybe it *could* possibly learn when I'm crazy busy VS having some down time. Meaning, my persona changes based upon my situation.

  54. Smart suggestions = more spying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure when you choose a reply you're just helping to train their algorithm anyway, which will just make it better at picking apart your life and the lives of others for their own purposes.

    No thanks.

  55. "Arguably, the only smart feature everyone needs" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope. I disable the spam filter. I can't be bothered to look for new mails in two places.

  56. Ways Forward by DevsVult · · Score: 1

    As a complete chronological list of messages is valuable, an expert system could suggest probable importance via slightly emphasized font size, boldness, or more emphatic item background colour.

    To make "smart suggestions" features more useful, lift the hood on the algorithm, name the content clusters that users appear to be interested in (likely requires human assistance) and allow users to edit the weights. There's no need for a funky graphical interface. Put up a 3 column table with cluster name, up to three links to examples the user watched / liked, and a slider for actual interest, preset at presumed value. Cluster name is a link to all examples: clicking it is not in itself an expression of interest.

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    // DevsVult: The Machines Will It
  57. Some Smart, Some "Smart"(TM) by eepok · · Score: 1

    Gmail is good. Ugly, but good. I personally use automatic Primary/Social/Promotions/Update/Forums tags as well as the SPAM filter, but that's about it. They work 99.9% of the time for me and that's plenty good enough. I read Primary first, then off to Update, Forums, Promotions, and then Social. I delete almost all my file/tag my Update emails (digital receipts, etc.), I read Forum updates, delete currently irrelevant Promotions and skim the ones relevant to me right now, and skim Social. For me, it's convenient.

    But that's all I want. I don't like anyone messing with this order because what efficient for me is routine. Had I started out with more "smart" features, I may have been able to get used to it, but this is communication. Mass communication with the need to process multiple discussions in very short amount of time. Don't try to figure out how my brain works. I've spent over 30 years figuring it out and I've got it dialed in right where it's useful.

    Also, "Smart replies" read as "quips" and obviously canned. Reminding me that I received an email 2 days ago? I don't need to be reminded that there aren't enough hours in the day to complete all correspondence. Sorting the read-order of my emails by purported levels of importance? Sounds like an opportunity to game the algorithm and artificially elevate one's emails.

  58. Smart isn't cool anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just look at who America elected. Smart is no longer cool or even desirable. I just don't know how the richest country on Earth goes in just eight short years from the most intelligent President it has ever had to what it has now.

    It boggles the mind.

  59. This is an old argument, and I know how it ends. by hey! · · Score: 1

    I remember back in the 80s criticism of the software-as-agent philosophy from people who came from a software-as-tool background. These are not necessarily mutually exclusive approaches, but it's hard to do both at the same time.

    "Intelligent" software doesn't really understand users as much as the designers think it does. When it guesses right it might be OK, but when it guesses wrong it forces the user to struggle. Software that tries to be intelligent also tends to be abusive of user focus, trying to grab attention when it thinks the user should do something. People may like the idea of software that relieves their mental burden by thinking for them, but when confronted with what software can actually do they're invariably less pleased.

    The reason vendors keep flogging this idea of "smart" interfaces is that most software is not designed for the user's benefit. If a system is smart, it can have its own preferences and agenda. This is most clear today in the design of things like iTunes or Netflix, which don't look at all like what you'd do if you simply wanted to make the system responsive the user's desires. These interfaces are designed to steer the user towards content the vendor favors.

    It doesn't matter how badly people initially react to a "smart" interface; if you can stick it out they'll come to accept it, and that gives you the opportunity to shape their behavior.

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    Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
  60. I don't know if antivirus checking is smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if antivirus checking is smart but it's disabled for 4 days (at least)...

  61. Gmail's categories are useless by DOK2 · · Score: 1

    Social, Promotions, Updates and Forums. Those are virtually meaningless to me. I use the tedious filter setup to sort my email into categories that are meaningful to me (doctor, work, events). I am still irked by the recent changes in their Calendar which forces start- and end-time into items, thereby basically forcing everything to have a duration of more than hour if I want to be able to read my caption for the event.

  62. Spam Filter is NEEDED? Not by me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually set a filter that makes it so absolutely nothing gets sent to Spam. The reason for this is because a few years ago, I noticed that Gmail had been throwing e-mails that I'd wanted to keep into the Spam folder, despite the fact that many of the e-mails it was putting in there had filters of their own to apply specific labels and archive them and such.

    Who knows how many e-mails I might have wanted to read that I've permanently lost due to Gmail's "smart" spam filter in the several years before I effectively disabled it?

    Nowadays my inbox does get a bit of spam every week, but I actually don't mind. I can filter it myself. I know that some people do need a spam filter, but I'm fortunate enough to be able to tell -- usually with ease* -- what is or isn't spam or a phishing scam, so for me... the built-in filter is useless. Especially if it insists on throwing e-mails into it that I've clearly marked as something that isn't spam.

    *Some phishing e-mails have almost tricked me into clicking on their links before, but they've only almost succeeded: if an e-mail looks perfectly legitimate, but still seems very suspect, I click "Show Original", which allows me to see what address really sent the e-mail to me. It helps a lot in those cases.

  63. Go back to timestamp if you wanna be "smart" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only smart feature is the timestamp attribute. Everything else is a psychotic disorder of HCI-bullcrap evangelists.

  64. Re: Don't fix it, and also don't collude with Put by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple. BOTH stormy Daniels and Katen McDougal stated they willingly slept with Trump.
    In Saudi Arabia pretty marital sex is punished by prison time.
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/pictures/outrageous-facts-about-saudi-arabia/

  65. Tech has Topped Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There are very few, if any, new ideas coming out of Silicon Valley anymore. Tech companies need to invent solutions to non-existent problems in order to pretend to be relevant.

    Just think about the whole 'disruptor' mindset. Are any of these ideas truly disruptive, or is it just trendy, hipster bullshit?

  66. U dum, I win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since the rest of you fuckers are playing everyone's Friday night favorite boardgame, The Biggest Pedant, let me go ahead and end the fun now and claim the championship.

    No amount of sensors in the elevator will ever allow it to "know" there's a human inside. Your weight sensors? All it knows is there is something heavy in there. Add a thermal sensor? Now it knows there's hot weight inside. Detects a button press? Hot, heavy weight that hit the button, or the button malfunctioned.

    As you add sensors and feedback, you can statistically narrow down what could be causing that button to be pressed, but computers cannot think, so it can only be 99% sure a human is in the elevator and operating it. It has to make assumptions that were programmed into it. All processes must be boiled down to yes/no. Now for a SuperPedant Killer Combo we could stretch this thing on out to people in general. Are you certain that was a tall white male human standing next to you in said elevator? I digress...

    Also, do you actually know something about elevators? The 3 I've had to service didn't have floor sensors but there's too many types to count so yours may have. There's a load cell in series with the main hoisting cable in ours. Works nicely for not only weighing the carriage, but determining if the tracks need greasing, a motor is burning out, or a dead dog is in the mechanisms (this really happened in our freight elevator, no idea how that fucker got in, but he certainly didn't get out.)