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8 Months After a Surge of Complaints, Apple Announces a Repair Program For Its Flawed MacBooks and MacBook Pros (theoutline.com)

Casey Johnston, writing for The Outline: At long last, Apple admitted to its customers that its MacBook and MacBook Pro keyboard designs are so flawed and prone to sticking or dead keys, as originally reported by The Outline in October, and that it will cover the cost of repairs beyond the products' normal warranty. The admission comes after the company has been hit with no fewer than three class action lawsuits concerning the computers and their ultra-thin butterfly-switch keyboards. While the repair and replacement program covers costs and notes that Apple will repair both single keys as well as whole keyboards when necessary, it doesn't note whether the replacements will be a different, improved design that will prevent the problem from happening again (and again, and again).

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  1. Re: Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have had a 2016 MBP and a 2017 MBP. I've read a ton about the keyboard issue and haven't experienced it at all. I use my laptop outdoors on job sites a lot, and when I fly a DSLR drone I get dust everywhere. My MacBook Pro get high usage and high mileage. I'm not sure if it's a defective batch or something, but surely it isn't a design problem. Not every one has the issue?

  2. Re: Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No refunds.

  3. Re: Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because you haven't personally seen it doesn't mean it's not a design problem.

  4. Will we ever get real macbooks ever again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Look at the Macbook pro from 2006. It's a beast compared to the "pros" we get now. A 2006 Macbook bro with 2019 Specs (that means 32GB ram) will sell like hot cakes.

    1. Re: Will we ever get real macbooks ever again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The A1278 is quite possibly the best computer model ever made. Over a decade on and there has never been a PC laptop with a touchpad anywhere close.

    2. Re:Will we ever get real macbooks ever again by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah, yes... The Macbook Bro, I remember it fondly.

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    3. Re:Will we ever get real macbooks ever again by TheRaven64 · · Score: 0

      The 2006 models had 32-bit CPUs when they were already obsolete, so let's not do that again. I had a 2008 Core 2 model, which used the same form factor as the 2006 one, and replaced it with an early 2011 model and a late 2013 one (my partner still uses the 2011 model). The 2008 model had a comparatively small battery (though one that was easy to remove), but aside from that the 2011 unibody model was a lot better - less fragile hinges and more robust. The 2013 version removed the optical drive and increased the battery side again. It's lighter and cooler and nothing Apple has released since has made me want to upgrade. I'd love to have something like the 2013 version with 32 (or, ideally, 64) GB of RAM, a 2TB SSD and a Core i9 CPU. I've kept this computer as my main machine for longer than any other computer that I've owned, waiting for something that's a real upgrade.

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    4. Re: Will we ever get real macbooks ever again by Megane · · Score: 1

      That's because Apple bought out the company that made the touchpads. PC users had to live with the crappy ones from Synaptics.

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    5. Re:Will we ever get real macbooks ever again by Megane · · Score: 3, Informative

      Spoken like someone who never owned an Aluminum-era laptop. I had one PPC and two Intel of those, all 17", so I know all about them. Those cases were shit, they came loose internally, and the worst part was when the optical drive would go out of line with the slot, you would have to take it apart to remove the disk. The metal surface in front of the keyboard reacted badly with the skin oils in my palm and pitted like crazy. The latch was weak and would barely hold the lid shut. One of them I took in to be repaired when the screen freaked out few months before the warranty expired, they replaced it with a full HD screen (obviously having run out of the regular screens), and even replaced the keyboard. And that replacement screen developed a bad column.

      The best were from 2010-2012, at the end of the optical drive Unibody era, I'm still using one of those, and have spares set aside.

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    6. Re:Will we ever get real macbooks ever again by Megane · · Score: 1

      2013 also added USB 3.0. The 13" was the only one to have both an optical drive and USB 3.0.

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    7. Re:Will we ever get real macbooks ever again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, those were the days. Real laptops. Before Apple soused itself on liquid "courage."

    8. Re:Will we ever get real macbooks ever again by i286NiNJA · · Score: 2

      I had one of these too. Most expensive laptop I ever paid for on my own. Beautiful computer
      Also a consistent stream of varied malfunctions. Most of the problems stemmed from the way it was built and the way that all the screws would slowly wiggle their way out as the machine flexed this way and that. Most problems went away after I started regularly tightening it's aesthetically pleasing screws. But the remaining problems were varied in causes. Not only that but there were several other reported common problems that I did not personally experience. Apple would delete discussion on their forums.
      (Seriously I've never seen a more beautiful set of screws in my life)

      The latest macbook pro keyboard isn't broken on mine but the tactile feedback is almost nonexistent and feels like Im typing on a grid of loose bathroom tiles. The GUI has turned into a disaster of unexpected behaviors. It's especially puzzling that a company who believes right click is too confusing to be enabled by default would think that it's ok to treat scrolling a webpage past it's left edge is a fine shortcut for the back button. The workspace and desktop paging is especially awful. I reserve it only for work.

      It's clear that apple cares most about photogenic products and new feature bullet points (rendered in clean, visually pleasing fonts) for their marketing materials more than making products that work well.

    9. Re:Will we ever get real macbooks ever again by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I had the same models, well, still have the intel one, and had no single problem with them.

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    10. Re:Will we ever get real macbooks ever again by antdude · · Score: 1

      Ditto. Even 2008 worked decently. I wished Apple still sold these as new. :(

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    11. Re:Will we ever get real macbooks ever again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pitting is still a problem, as is discoloration on the palm rest, oil on the keys being transferred to the screen, and the anti-glare coating coming off on the top of the screen where your thumb pulls the lid up. All of those things are caused by oil and sweat. I also have discoloration on the lid where I hold the computer when carrying. Macs are such delicate machines. I wish the MBP would go back to plastic which offers high impact resistance (unlike aluminum), withstands bodily secretions, and doesn't become a hot plate when doing CPU intense jobs.

      Besides tons of adapters, I now wrap my MBP in protective gear: palm protection film, clear keyboard cover, and a microfiber screen protector. I need to take the keyboard cover off and put in the screen protector when closing the laptop, and reverse it when opening for use. Don't forget the body glove for transport, even when going from room to room.

    12. Re:Will we ever get real macbooks ever again by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Unlike steel, aluminum cracks with repeated flexing over time, and is totally unsuitable for laptop cases. Plastic, contrary to popular belief, is way better (as long as you use a high quality plastic).

    13. Re: Will we ever get real macbooks ever again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be precise, Apple purchased FingerWorks and promptly killed their line of ergonomic keyboards, which many depended on to manage repetitive stress injuries.

      Thanks to the sellouts and obvious yet crucial IP, it is unlikely that there will be a commercial replacement any time soon, even if it is technically possible to cobble together something similar (or even superior) from a couple of good quality multi-touch tablets.

    14. Re: Will we ever get real macbooks ever again by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      That's because Apple bought out the company that made the touchpads. PC users had to live with the crappy ones from Synaptics.

      Synaptics touchpads aren't bad, as long as they retain the physical buttons. The ones with the virtual button zones are invariably crap, but Synaptics does have a pretty good feature set. They can be set to emulate most of the multitouch gestures of the Macbooks, or they can be set to turn all of that off. My favorite feature of theirs is Chiral scrolling, that allows an edge scroll to be performed infinitely by using a circular motion once the top/bottom edge is reached.

      If you want the textbook definition of a crappy touchpad, the company you're looking for is Sentelic. I got a laptop with one of those once, and it was the primary reason I got rid of it. The palm detection was atrocious, the buttons were impossible to avoid while typing, its gesture response was inconsistent-at-best, and it was infuriating that there was no option to disable tap-to-click. It was Just. The. Worst.

      So yeah...while the Macbook trackpads are excellent in their own right, on the PC side I will take a Synaptics touchpad any day of the week.

  5. Re: Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The keyboard guts are sealed, dust is absolutely not the issue. That's Apple throwing shit against the wall so you have to pay them something.

    I'm suspecting that it's corrosion or bridging of the silvered contacts. Can't be too sure since I haven't seen one yet with this issue, as they are so new they will get taken to the Apple Store. It would not surprise me at all if this was from slivers coming loose over time from running the stamping dies too long without resharpening. If that's the case, and I lean towards it more than a design issue, this is indeed a batch-to-batch QC problem.

  6. Life cycle of a modern Apple product by JoeyRox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) Announce a revolutionary chassis redesign that nobody asked for, which was necessary to make the product thinner, which nobody asked for
    2) A few owners start complaining about a defect in the product. Other owners tell those owners to shut up and stop drinking the Hatorade or buy a Windoze product instead.
    3) The owners who told the original owners to shut up start complaining about the defect themselves.
    4) Apple tells owners there's nothing wrong with the product and that they must be using it wrong
    5) Apple releases instructions on how to owners can avoid the defect by buying a piece of plastic or an air blower
    6) More owners complain about the defect. Apple goes silent.
    7) A class-action lawsuit is announced
    8) More class-action lawsuits are announced
    9) Apple announces they a very few number of products are affected by a defect and will be fixed by Apple on a per-case basis

    1. Re: Life cycle of a modern Apple product by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Above all, Bring it to the Apple Store for our geniuses to look at. Do not show it to any technically adept person who is not an Apple employee.

    2. Re:Life cycle of a modern Apple product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      you forget 10) all apple zealots rejoice and claim how amazing apple service is.

    3. Re:Life cycle of a modern Apple product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just modern Apple product. Remember the old Apple III? In Job's infinite vanity, he insisted on no fans inside that computer. Due to thermal expansion etc, chips come loose inside that computer. Their official "fix" in the manual is the lift it up a few inches, and drop it!

      Apple - form over function. Why? Fuck you, that's why.

    4. Re:Life cycle of a modern Apple product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 2013 MBP. The lack of ports, and the mess of USB-C standards and inter-op problems, useless touch bar, and later on the butterfly keyboard problems have kept me from buying another one. I'd jump ship except I really hate Windows by comparison. In my mind I have to be willing to accept the issues that come with linux to jump. I doubt Apple will change course so I might just buy from Dell or Lenovo next time...

      Then along the way:

      Apple breaks this guy's $5K iMac Pro

      Messed up hinge, bad repair job, run around for the VESA mount that Apple sells.

      This also catalogs a lot of Apple failures...

      Summary of big Apple failures

      Anyways, I've been using Macs for 12 years now... The obsession with thin over functional may come to a head soon...

    5. Re:Life cycle of a modern Apple product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > which was necessary to make the product thinner

      This is why RAM is soldered in an Apple laptop. It's not to save money (way cheaper laptops have removable RAM),

      It's this type of thinking that led to the trashcan Mac Pro. A machine for professionals that can't easily be updated.

    6. Re:Life cycle of a modern Apple product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've only been using a Macbook Pro since 2015, when Microsoft starting shoving Windows 10 down everyone's throat. Microsoft's using their update methods to sneak nags and turn on telemetry tracking on Windows 7 boxes infuriated me so much, that I moved over to using Macs.

      In just the 3 years I've been 'in', Apple has either fucked up or left to rot every single hardware item I'd ever be interested in. I'd love to get a Mac Mini which would fit on my desk, but the current version hasn't been upgraded in four years and can't drive the 4K monitor I already own. Their iPhones dropped the headphone jack and now want to scan my face. They dropped their iPods, even.

      My next phone is going to be an Android phone with a fucking headphone jack. This Macbook Pro will probably last a couple more years, but then I'm probably going back to Windows. I'll just have to lube up really well to survive the deep dicking that both Google and Microsoft will be giving me, but at least I'll be able to play a few games while I'm getting fucked.

    7. Re:Life cycle of a modern Apple product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And last: they 'fix' the machine by replacing a part with the exact same design part, which will fail again.

    8. Re:Life cycle of a modern Apple product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Waaaah, [company] doesn’t make [thing] that I want waaaaah. My next purchase will be [otherthing] from [othercompany]!

    9. Re:Life cycle of a modern Apple product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Announce a revolutionary chassis redesign that nobody asked for, which was necessary to make the product thinner, which nobody asked for

      2) A few owners start complaining about a defect in the product. Other owners tell those owners to shut up and stop drinking the Hatorade or buy a Windoze product instead.

      3) The owners who told the original owners to shut up start complaining about the defect themselves.

      4) Apple tells owners there's nothing wrong with the product and that they must be using it wrong

      5) Apple releases instructions on how to owners can avoid the defect by buying a piece of plastic or an air blower

      6) More owners complain about the defect. Apple goes silent.

      7) A class-action lawsuit is announced

      8) More class-action lawsuits are announced

      9) Apple announces they a very few number of products are affected by a defect and will be fixed by Apple on a per-case basis

      Cool story, how that specific to Apple?

    10. Re:Life cycle of a modern Apple product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could sub in any car or truck manufacturer for Apple there, or for that matter, are you just pretending defects in other products in their markets don’t exist?

      Holler back when you find a company that mass produces popular products with 0% defect rates or mails you a free replacement without asking.

    11. Re:Life cycle of a modern Apple product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called market feedback. Not surprising that tech companies don't listen to it, when they're filled with people such as yourself.

    12. Re:Life cycle of a modern Apple product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep chugging the Koolaid.

    13. Re:Life cycle of a modern Apple product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. Your ignorance just made step 11
      11) hateful apple apologists belittle anyone trying tell the truth.

    14. Re:Life cycle of a modern Apple product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be 11).

      The same routine played out for the graphics chip problems in the 2010-2013 MacBook Pros. Granted, it was a problem with the lead-free solder that other vendors experienced too for the same graphics chips, and Apple did do the right thing and extend the warranty for this type of failure for years after the regular warranty (i.e. #9). They deserve credit for that, eventually.

      I'm typing this on a late 2011 MBP that had its logic board replaced for exactly that reason, years out of warranty, so I'm very familiar with this cycle. But on the other hand, ~1.5 years after the logic board was replaced it experienced the same symptoms. I had to disassemble this thing and reflow the graphics chip solder to temporarily cure it (because it will fail again, and I don't have $700 for a board replacement that will probably fail again).

      I can handle design flaws like this one with the graphics chip, because A) like I mentioned, Apple was not unique for this problem, it was industry-wide, B) after a lot of complaining Apple did the right thing, and C) honestly, this machine is great and I can't really complain about 5+ years of uneventful performance from a laptop that got a lot of work done before the problem occurred. I'm not a disatisfied customer. I got my money's worth.

      But ... this keyboard issue is *entirely* on Apple in their vain, unnecessary, and useless pursuit of "thinner" at the expense of all else, including the basic functionality of a keyboard (the new keyboards *suuuck* for touch typing compared to the previous generation). It's not an industry-wide flaw. It's just them. They goofed. My guess is, this is what happens when you test your stuff in a lab with machines rather than real humans shedding skin cells, hairs, and all sorts of other crap. Add the crappy keyboard to the insanity of dropping most of the legacy ports, SD card slot, the magsafe connector, plus the "soldered-and-glued" non-upgradable approach to the internals, and the new MBP are completely unappealing to me, even though I want to upgrade somehow.

      I want a FatBook Pro, not a glorified, overpriced MacBook Air. Apple does still offer 2015-era MBP new. They're still making them, but alas they've dropped the dedicated graphics as a build option because they presume only people interested in the entry-level model would want the "old" design. Not so, because the new design is so screwed up in multiple ways.

      Sorry for the rant, but it's sad seeing a true classic of laptop design fail so thoroughly on the next iteration. I felt that way before the keyboard issue became obvious, but that situation solidifies my assessment. No sale.

    15. Re:Life cycle of a modern Apple product by Raenex · · Score: 0

      Hardware issues and out-of-warranty defects are hardly unique to Apple, but what is unique is the premium Apple charges for their products, along with the giant hoards of cash. Yet the Apple myth of quality hardware or treating their customers right persists for those in the Reality Distortion Field.

      In a phrase, "You're holding it wrong."

    16. Re:Life cycle of a modern Apple product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arrogance is not a trait unique to Apple but they do it so well!

  7. Re: Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It does not get high usage/milage, if you are buying new one every year. This message was brought to you by Captain Obvious. May your anecdotal nonsense die alone and afraid.

  8. Flawed equipment!!! by bogaboga · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So much for Apple's so called "best design" in the business.

    You sometimes wonder whether technology writers are in Apple's pockets.

    The question is: Have they all drank Apple's KoolAid?

    1. Re:Flawed equipment!!! by timholman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So much for Apple's so called "best design" in the business.

      I'd like to believe that someone at Apple learns from this debacle, and makes some significant design changes to the next generation of professional laptops. But I'm not hopeful. The latest generation of MacBook Pros has gone so far off the track that I continue to use my mid-2012 model despite the fact that I am very much in need of an upgrade just due to normal wear-and-tear.

      I'd love to see the return of a professional Apple laptop with user-upgradable SSD and DRAM, a decent keyboard, a MagSafe power connector, and more ports than just USB-C. But the people in charge at Apple simply don't think that way any more. To them, appearance trumps every rational design decision.

      If Google as a corporation didn't suffer from Attention Deficit Disorder, they might be able to focus long enough to build a decent laptop with a UNIX-style OS, and grab marketshare (and mindshare) away from Apple with working professionals. But as it is, Apple (as bad as they have become) have no real competition. Until they do, or until there's a change of upper management at Apple, I have little hope that the situation will improve.

    2. Re:Flawed equipment!!! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Apple seems to have a history of not properly testing new hardware under realistic conditions.

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    3. Re:Flawed equipment!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The question is: Have they all drank Apple's KoolAid?

      Can we refer to that as Apple Juice?

    4. Re:Flawed equipment!!! by nasch · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see the return of a professional Apple laptop with user-upgradable SSD and DRAM, a decent keyboard, a MagSafe power connector, and more ports than just USB-C.

      But how are they supposed to make it 3 mm thick if they do that??

    5. Re:Flawed equipment!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every (Cr)apple product after the IIe has been a deeply flawed, cheaply made, vastly overpriced turd. No matter how much you try to polish a turd, its still a turd!

    6. Re:Flawed equipment!!! by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      To them, appearance trumps every rational design decision.
      And even there they fail, the only thing that somewhat looks good on the recent Mac models are the colours of the casing.

      When I have more time I will dig into HacIntoshs (with touch screen) or running a OS X/macOS VM on a decent linux box.

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    7. Re:Flawed equipment!!! by xlsior · · Score: 1

      Apple has been 'form over function' for a LONG time. Just look at the ergonomic nightmare of the iMac 'hockeypuck' mice, and their decades-long insistence on single-button mice in general.

    8. Re:Flawed equipment!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And their fucking triple key shortcuts are annoying as hell. Finder is garbage. Itunes is bloated as shit. Safari sucks. Can't even right click cut and paste. Have to push a key as well.

    9. Re:Flawed equipment!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chance of case failure and user-funded replacement jumps 30% if they can decrease case thickness from 3mm to 2.6mm thick. They need to make it port-less (bluetooth/AirInduction or whatever the hell they call Qi) and decrease battery capacity to 1500mah. The keyboard needs to be completely virtual. Oh wait, nobody even needs a computer anymore, so lets just label the iPad as the iPadPro (iPP) and drop the MacBookPro line entirely since that fits the specifications. And then watch everyone put the iPP in a 15mm thick Otterbox since the thing costs $1800. Because its for business.

      Oh, just for fun, offset the iPP's Qi receiver towards one corner of the case just to laugh at (l)users in coffee shops trying to find everyday items to prop the thing at a usable angle while it charges. How many borrowed coffee cozies does it take to write a master's thesis?

    10. Re:Flawed equipment!!! by mjwx · · Score: 1

      So much for Apple's so called "best design" in the business.

      I'd like to believe that someone at Apple learns from this debacle, and makes some significant design changes to the next generation of professional laptops.

      What has Apple got to do with "professional laptops"?

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  9. Link to Apple support page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
  10. Re: Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A design problem means given a set of conditions, the issue will arise. Having had two MBPs with outdoor dusty usage without issue indicates It affects some, but not others. Sounds like a manufacturing issue to me

  11. Re: Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The new keyboards came out on MBp in 2016. None of them are high mileage. High usage in the sense it gets used every day. How is that not valid?

  12. Re: Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do the new keyboards run 20% slower after the "repair ?"

  13. Re:Flawed! by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    It's a trap!

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  14. oh my by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    It just works. Until it doesn't.

  15. Still very inconvienent by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    I still have to give up my laptop for three days to a week, which I can't afford to do.

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    1. Re:Still very inconvienent by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Also, what do I do when the keyboard fails and the repair program is over? So much for the whole theory that macbooks last longer and so have a higher resale value.

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  16. Are MacBooks even worth Apple's while? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    I bet Apple halfway wishes they could just do away with laptops and desktops. The real money is in the phones.

    1. Re:Are MacBooks even worth Apple's while? by Tsolias · · Score: 1

      that's why every one of their products is transforming to a phone-like device but with bigger screen and a physical keyboard.

  17. You get by Tsolias · · Score: 1

    what you pay for.

    1. Re:You get by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Fortunately I didn't pay, but it was more than $1200.

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    2. Re:You get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get what you pay for.

      Not true. With a current-generation MacBook Pro you get considerably less than what you pay for. Apple charges a significant premium for a MacBook Pro but delivers train wrecks and then refuses to admit that they screwed up.

  18. Apple is clueless these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple's biggest problem is they focus on design over function. obsessed so much with thin and some sort of design uniqueness they ignore how it affects function. The unfortunate thing with this arrangement that Apple is finally admitting but only really delaying another failure. As they will replace or repair these bad keyboards with the same parts that were originally in manufacturing. I have not read a single mention of these replacements being any different or improved.

  19. Re: Refunds? by fluffernutter · · Score: 0

    If the current keyboards are sealed, why did Apple just get a patent two months ago for a sealed keyboard design?

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  20. Re: Refunds? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    How did you do that without mangling the case? I have scratches from putting mine on top of a wicker/wood basket.

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  21. Re: Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dust was probably a quip from the Genius which the blogger or journalist then blew up over. It's not like they could actually diagnose that a key is broken because of a speck of dust.

    Video below shows a broken butterfly mechanism not bending.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryRVWBrG8i0

  22. My experience with Apple products by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    is that the "just works" claims come from them not putting bloatware and crapware on their laptops. My kid started college with a pretty high end Toshiba (i7, 7200 rpm drive, 16gb ram) and it ran so bad we thought it was broken and replaced it with a Mac book (I needed her focused on studies so I ponied up the money). When I got my hands on the Toshiba to return it I couldn't find anything wrong so I did a clean load of Win10 and it was fine after that.

    As somebody who only ever builds their laptops it hadn't occurred to me that in 2016 (when this all went down) bloatware could still be that big a problem, especially on something with those specs. Just leaving the bloatware off and bumping the price $100 bucks to make up for it was the smartest thing Apple ever did.

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    1. Re: My experience with Apple products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft's Signature line doesn't ship with bloatware. I think it was Lenovo saying they'll start using Signature images after all their bloatware issues. Probably more and more will start doing that.

    2. Re:My experience with Apple products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is that the "just works" claims come from them not putting bloatware and crapware on their laptops. My kid started college with a pretty high end Toshiba (i7, 7200 rpm drive, 16gb ram) and it ran so bad we thought it was broken and replaced it with a Mac book (I needed her focused on studies so I ponied up the money). When I got my hands on the Toshiba to return it I couldn't find anything wrong so I did a clean load of Win10 and it was fine after that.

      As somebody who only ever builds their laptops it hadn't occurred to me that in 2016 (when this all went down) bloatware could still be that big a problem, especially on something with those specs. Just leaving the bloatware off and bumping the price $100 bucks to make up for it was the smartest thing Apple ever did.

      you had malware or a virus. you then went to an apple product, likely due to the commercials a decade ago claiming mac was superior to windows because they don't get viruses. LOL.

      techie gets a virus,instead of removing it, or reinstalling the OS, the techie replaces his/her computer entirely. that's priceless.

      i'm amazed that you had the nuts to post this here with your account, instead of as an ac.

  23. You will get a new defective keyboard by fluffernutter · · Score: 1
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    1. Re: You will get a new defective keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But there is nothing wrong with the keyboard in the first place. Whatever you perceive as a flow has been courageously engineered. apple is educating you in the appreciation of the finer art of design

  24. Nearest Approximation by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Will we ever get real macbooks ever again

    No, sadly the nearest you can get now is a Dell or MS Surface Book in a tartan case.

  25. Re: Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Shit is softer than wicker.

  26. Re: Refunds? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have had a 2016 MBP and a 2017 MBP. I've read a ton about the keyboard issue and haven't experienced it at all. I use my laptop outdoors on job sites a lot, and when I fly a DSLR drone I get dust everywhere.

    I am an astronaut and I use my 2017 MBP in outer space, where no one can hear you scream. I also have not experienced the problem even though I have been using the 2017 MBP for five years now and it gets high mileage (literally, since I'm in orbit around Earth at a speed of roughly 17,150 miles per hour).

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  27. Not just a wish by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    I bet Apple halfway wishes they could just do away with laptops and desktops.

    It's not just a wish, it is effectively what they are doing! The Mac Pro model they sell as new is now 4-5 years old and the mac mini has half the computing power of a laptop and their laptops are slowly morphing into tablets having already lost the function keys and all but one port.

    1. Re:Not just a wish by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      I bet Apple halfway wishes they could just do away with laptops and desktops.

      It's not just a wish, it is effectively what they are doing! The Mac Pro model they sell as new is now 4-5 years old and the mac mini has half the computing power of a laptop and their laptops are slowly morphing into tablets having already lost the function keys and all but one port.

      Well, the Mac Pro and Mac MIni are Apple's worst selling Macs. Apple invests as much R&D into a product as they make from the product - thus low selling products like the Mac Mini and Mac Pro get very little love. And this has historically been true - it's not something that a model doesn't sell and Apple abandons it, but historically, the Mac Pro and Mini never sold well. They only continue to exist for two reasons - one, Tim Cook, unlike Jobs, will keep making a product if it still sells and they can continue making it (explaining the rather delayed death of the old traditional iPods), and two, there's a very vocal community that demands those models.

      The iMac and laptop line sell far better, which is why they aren't as outdated. Problem is, everyone has crept into Apple's territory of premium laptops - the era of PC makers racing to the bottom is pretty much over - there's still $500 and under laptops, but it's not an area manufacturers are putting much effort in. With Ultrabooks and the like offering premium materials, high res screens, quality construction and consumers generally realizing that the $500 laptops are there to meet a price, while the higher end machines are much nicer and spending money there, most manufacturers are competing with Apple.

    2. Re:Not just a wish by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      The problem is not so much competition it is a complete failure to justify their increasing prices. The existence of high-quality PC laptops has made it less of a jump to leave Macs but the push to do so has been sky-high pricing without bleeding edge technology or useful innovation. When they released their latest macbook pros the top fo the line one was ~$5k with a CPU and GPU that were about a year old - and the CPU had already just been replaced at launch. In addition you only have USB-C ports which required dongles or new devices, no function keys and a dodgy keyboard.

      Compare that to a Dell XPS 15 laptop that came out a month later with the latest CPU, far better GPU and a touch screen for $3k. Apple always used to have the latest and greatest hardware and their pricing used to be similar to that of an equivalently spec'd PC. Their high specs meant that they were far more expensive than an average PC but that cost difference was largely because of the much better hardware. Now they have even higher prices and the hardware is mediocre at best.

  28. Re: Refunds? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

    I am just trying to figure out the utility of a single lens reflex mechanism on a drone. I figure it must just be marketing jargon, acronym goo that people who preen over their appearance gobble up off sales brochures. The kind of stuff that people who always have the latest Apple gear concern themselves with.

  29. Apple needs more class action lawsuits by ilsaloving · · Score: 2

    We shouldn't allow Apple to get away with this shit. Just cause they *finally* introduce a repair program, doesn't negate all the hell people have had to go through. Those class action lawsuits should continue on. And the lawsuits need to stop being so stupidly toothless. If Apple doesn't get hit with a bill that's at least 5 billion, they will just treat these as the cost of doing business.

    IMO Apple doesn't face enough class actions considering how breathtakingly shit their entire product lineup has become. It's very frustrating how their hardware used to be absolutely second to none, and justified their premium, but in the last decade or so they've turned into nothing but a train wreck running on momentum.

    I'm so livid with the entire computer industry today. Your choices are: Buy Apple and pay extra for shit, gimmicky hardware, buy Microsoft and get ok hardware but an OS so offensively managed that your machine can stop working through no fault of your own, or buy Google and have a spy camera shoved up your ass. (Or get Linux and be prepared to put your sysadmin hat to perform an operation that every other OS has been able to handle easily for the past 2 decades)

    There are literally NO good options today. It's really depressing.

    1. Re:Apple needs more class action lawsuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are literally NO good options today.

      You still have pen and paper, and the post office, Western Union, if you're in a hurry...

    2. Re:Apple needs more class action lawsuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you 10,000 percent. Every major tech company fucks over their users, just in different ways. The only choice is whether it's up the ass or deep throat. With an occasional skull fuck every version upgrade.

      I understand why people still keep their Amigas going.

    3. Re:Apple needs more class action lawsuits by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Good options, hardware:
      * Thinkpad X-series.

      Software:
      * Windows 7 -- easy enough to get a license.
      * Ubuntu -- runs (mostly) without needing sysadmin skills.

    4. Re:Apple needs more class action lawsuits by nnull · · Score: 1

      Running a Dell Linux Laptop here. I have no regrets using it. It has worked great for me.

    5. Re:Apple needs more class action lawsuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should face more lawsuits, because in your OPINION you don't like their products.

      That is your entire three paragraphs summed up. Must be difficult to be you and always be wrong.

    6. Re: Apple needs more class action lawsuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buddy, you're ignoring a lot. If you don't like something, you can call it shit. But in that guy's case, he doesn't like Apple products because they are shit. Big difference. He's arguing that Apple gets away with this shit because they are never made to pay out the ass in damages like they should. From price fixing to salary collusion, etc. Fuck, even on the battery/throttle scandal, they still make a profit. It's a repeated pattern of denying problems, making customers jump through hoops, and then some shit solution that doesn't deter shit like that from happening again that is the GP's point. Don't be so obtuse.

    7. Re:Apple needs more class action lawsuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 7 will be dead in 18 months so that's not much of a solution.

    8. Re:Apple needs more class action lawsuits by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's very frustrating how their hardware used to be absolutely second to none

      Did it though? How far back are we talking?

      If we only consider the modern 2nd coming of Job era then the old CRT iMacs had a flaw that could get a CD stuck in them, requiring disassembly to remove. I seem to recall they were a bit marginal on the cooling too. First gen iPods had terrible screens, right up until the colour one really, and of course started the glued in non-replaceable 18 month battery trend.

      Hinges, overheating, electrical problems, wireless problems, bad design... Apple products have always been a mixed bag.

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    9. Re:Apple needs more class action lawsuits by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      IMO, around the mid-late 2000s when they first moved to intel and commoditized hardware, was peak Apple.

      Sure, there were issues, but by and large the sum of their parts was excellent. Their prices had only a relatively tiny margin compared to identically speced other laptops (couple hundred at worst). They were also easily repairable. They supported the majority of important ports at the time, with the exception of their video dongles. Also, their peripherals were crap but you didn't necessarily have to use those. (Holy hell those hockey puck mice...)

      All in all, they were actually making decent products, and were generally a heck of a lot more reliable than the Windows equivalent. I still remember being amazed that I could suspend and resume the machine as often as I wanted without it failing on me. I could work for a month without even a reboot unless I had to do a system-level update. At the time Windows XP wasn't even a distant second for reliability.

      I am still using my MBP2011 because I was able to upgrade the HDD to a 1TB SSD and add 16GB RAM several years after the original purchase, so now the machine still works relatively great (although the way the fan is going, I think I need to take it apart and give it a good dusting...) The fixed battery still pisses me off, but I can't do anything about that.

      But now we're at the point where their devices are completely unupgradable and unrepairable without great cost, and now I have to decide whether to allow Apple to continue f__king my wallet over sideways, or abandoning my investment in the platform and go to something else and get f__ked over in a completely different way.

  30. Remember the theory of capitalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's *whatever abuse the market will bear*. It is a totally antipathetic/psychopathic system, devoid of empathy, You are on your own, totally dependent on others to make anything work in your favor. But, it's what people want, and it is a 'natural' system of accretion.

  31. Re: Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree. Why was this modded down?

  32. I ike Myy MacBok by dschnur · · Score: 1

    ...though the keyboard *really* does do what I typed in the title when it gets moody.

    Now, for a quick "My two cents worth."

      They keys ae (<--- REALL MISS) too close together. That means if you miss one, even slightly, you are going to type something lile thjis.
      They sometimes miss characters. That means that I have to pay close attention to my touch typing or I will make an error.
      It randomly repeats characters.
      The touch pad is too close to the keyboard, which increases errors because of random touches. Think of it this way, multi field forms + random mouse movements = odd responses.
      It does feel nice though.

      When I sell this thing, at least it's going to have a new top case.

  33. Re: Refunds? by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    I am just trying to figure out the utility of a single lens reflex mechanism on a drone.

    How about not all cameras and lenses are created equal?

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  34. Re: Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amazing shots. That's what it's for. In this case specifically, it's a DJI-S1000+ and a canon DSLR with the DJI Gimbal. Professional equipment. If you have to ask, you wouldn't know how to use it

  35. Re: Refunds? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    Lol that this got upvoted 'Informative'.

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  36. Re: Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ACs don't lie ;)

  37. It is a great design - except for the keyboard by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The new laptops are actually really well designed, hardware wise. The storage is great, the screen is great, the hardware itself is really durable... but the keyboard is just too sensitive to small particles which are sadly all to much a factor in everyones laptop life.

    Supposedly the 2017 keyboards improved on that aspect, though I'm not sure how much. At this point though enough people are wary of the keyboards that Apple has to make some significant change there, maybe this program is a first step that means real change in coming to the laptops later this year... I know a number of people holding off on buying a newer laptop in large part because of fear of this keyboard issue.

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    1. Re:It is a great design - except for the keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what happens when the single usb-c port malfunctions? a super expensive brick.

      what happened to redundancy in design?

    2. Re:It is a great design - except for the keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't repaired the bloody things mate.

      I have, everything you listed I've seen fail in one way or another that prior models did not have issues with.

    3. Re:It is a great design - except for the keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure skippy. Next year is the year apple gets it right. Keep the dream alive.

  38. No shock here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple usually doesn't say anything about this kind of stuff until they do investigations and come up with a plan (probably because everyone lives to nitpick and critisize every word they say). Sounds like they're doing a reasonable thing here but I'm sure I'll get modded down by the haters here.

  39. Re: Flawed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, you are so smart. I am impressed. How did you spot the trap I wonder. Did you post the trap anonymously?

  40. Re: Refunds? by _merlin · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but why would you need the reflex mirror and viewfinder if it's on a drone? Perhaps something like a Sony with an electronic viewfinder would be just fine, without the additional mechanical complexity and weight for something you're not using. Good interchangeable lenses don't necessarily require a reflex mirror.

  41. Translation by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    Their lawyers determined they would lose all the class action lawsuits and this is the cheapest option.

  42. Re: Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have been using a 2017 MBP for 5 years (you even spelled it out so this is not a fat finger exercise)? Really?
    Are you a Russian Astronaut (Cosmonaut) where the new math is 2018 - 2017 = 5. There goes that pesky Russian math again.

  43. Re:18 months after election, Democrats still cryin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mueller's investigation is a legal flaw.
    Is this the same Mueller who is a life long Republican, was assigned the task by a ex Republican Senator's carefully selected 2nd in command?
    Wow, just wow. Everything in this investigation was instigated by Republicans - and now you bitch that it is both legally and politically flawed?

    How much is Putin paying you?

  44. Will it happen again? by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    While the repair and replacement program covers costs and notes that Apple will repair both single keys as well as whole keyboards when necessary, it doesn't note whether the replacements will be a different, improved design that will prevent the problem from happening again

    If Apple covers the cost, it would be a stupid idea from them to make partial fixes that will break again, and cost them again.

    1. Re:Will it happen again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what another stupid idea was. To put out a laptop with such a defective keyboard in the first place.

  45. Re: Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I had no idea this was an issue. I saw weird keyboard repeat on a coworkers laptop and thought it was a software issue. I got such a laptop issued a few days later. 2 days in I had weird keyboard repeat issues and was told about this being a design issue with that laptop model. Lovely. Can I have my old one back? It worked fine, just bigger and heavier.

  46. Re: Refunds? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

    But what is the single lens reflex viewfinder component on the drone for? It sounds more like a 'buzzword' for 'more expensive camera price' to me. It sounds like there isn't a viewfinder at all on the drone. DSLR on regular cameras usually just means 'changeable lenses' and a higher price.

  47. You should see the message that was up on GSX... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Apple has determined that a small percentage of the keyboards in certain MacBook and MacBook Pro models may exhibit one of more of the following behaviors"
    Small my arse.
    It's all the keyboards they made in the last 2 years.
    They wont even admit it internally that they fucked up majorly.

    They also can't spell "behaviour" properly.

  48. Freakin' Eye Candy by BrianMarshall · · Score: 0

    (Seriously I've never seen a more beautiful set of screws in my life)

    but...

    ...feels like Im typing on a grid of loose bathroom tiles.

    Apple has seriously fucked up priorities. I have never liked their eye-candy. Hating the keyboard seems to make the eye-candy worse.

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  49. Re:Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will they also refund all the people who got gouged because of this?

    If you mean people who paid for repairs, then yes.

  50. Re: Refunds? by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

    The keyboard guts are sealed, dust is absolutely not the issue.

    Dust is absolutely the issue. Dust gets under the keys. Apple's previous recommendation to "fix" the problem was to hold the laptop at a 75 degree angle and blow air into it.

  51. Re: Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have been using a 2017 MBP for 5 years (you even spelled it out so this is not a fat finger exercise)? Really?
    Are you a Russian Astronaut (Cosmonaut) where the new math is 2018 - 2017 = 5. There goes that pesky Russian math again.

    Don't you realize that astronauts experience time dilation?

  52. Re: Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check the filing date, patents take years to work through the system.
    Toughbooks, etc, have been using sealed keyboards for 15+ years...

  53. AASC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AASC (Apple Authorized Service Center) Tech here.

    To answer a few questions:
    1.) No. Apple will not give you a shiny new improved replacement for your crappy butterfly keyboard. It'll be more of the same old garbage.
    2.) No, Apple doesn't care if you keep replacing it over and over. I do, because you're going to come in and be an annoying, whiny, entitled little shit about it, but I'm getting paid so I'll ignore your complaints about how Apple doesn't seem to care about you because I'm getting paid. Short version is, they really don't care about you--and haven't since Jobs died.
    3.) That recall? Yeah, it won't last forever, so take advantage while you can. Once those machines become 'vintage' (Applespeak for "old"), Apple's going to wash their hands of it and cancel the recall. Then, when the top cases (because of the unibody construction, the keyboard is considered part of the top case and I don't get paid to replace keys, only top cases, so it's always a top case repair even if I have to break a few more keys for it to qualify) on those machines all break (AS INTENDED), Apple will smile and say, "Well, we've got these NEW [20xx] Macbook Pros.." and expect you to shell out $1500+ for a new machine.

    The reality of the situation is, Apple is now taking the 'laptop PC' route to construction: cheap, shoddy parts, cheap, Chinese labor, integrated parts that mean if one thing breaks you have to replace the unit. This is intentional, to prevent third party repairs and convince you it'll be cheaper to just buy a new one than it will be to repair the old one.

  54. Re: Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did you do that without mangling the case? I have scratches from putting mine on top of a wicker/wood basket.

    Unlike PCs, Macs still work when they have scratches, you idiot.