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China Blocks HBO After John Oliver's Last Week Tonight Mockery of Xi Jinping (scmp.com)

News agency AFP reports: After mocking censors working overtime to delete comparisons of Chinese President Xi Jinping with the cartoon bear, comedian John Oliver and now the website of TV giant HBO have fallen victim to Beijing's censorship machine. Chinese authorities blocked HBO's site in China, just days after Oliver took Xi to task, anti-censorship and monitoring group GreatFire.org said on Saturday. The website was still not accessible on Monday. HBO joins a long list of Western media outlets that have had their websites blocked in China including The New York Times, Facebook and Twitter.

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  1. Slashdot prepare to be banned. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

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  2. And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by JMJimmy · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...so we all turn to VPNs & piracy for the simple ability to access content

    1. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next time don’t live in a third world country can you can have nice things like HBO.

    2. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      John Oliver isn't about to learn French nor wear a toque to comply with your laws, and your money gets stuck in our vending machines, so take off hoser

    3. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by AlanBDee · · Score: 1

      The difference is that I wouldn't worry about mysteriously disappearing in Canada for using a VPN. In China you might find yourself "working" in a North Korea mine. To be fair, I have no evidence that China or North Korea would do this. I just have my suspensions.

    4. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't need to talk french for a show to air in Canada, the hell are you on about...

    5. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? We have HBO in the US too.

    6. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What’s the point of airing a comedy show in a country where people can’t understand what a joke is?

    7. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Oh for sure, but you have to talk Canadian, eh? Otherwise no one will know what you're talking aboot...

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    8. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by vell0cet · · Score: 3, Informative

      Maybe I'm not getting something... We get HBO in Canada... WITH John Oliver's show. http://www.hbocanada.com/last-week-tonight-with-john-oliver

    9. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Clearly, you are a suffering idiot. Please enlighten us as to how you determined Canada is a shit hole, unlike the US with 12.7 percent living in poverty.
      We are all anxiously waiting.

    10. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by tlhIngan · · Score: 4, Funny

      The difference is that I wouldn't worry about mysteriously disappearing in Canada for using a VPN. In China you might find yourself "working" in a North Korea mine. To be fair, I have no evidence that China or North Korea would do this. I just have my suspensions.

      Yes, and John Oliver can mock Justin Trudeau as much as he wants and it'll be perfectly allowed. Our PM won't even have the audacity to call it fake news. He'd just take it like a Canadian and probably laugh. To be honest, most Canadians will probably laugh as well - we recognize attempts at humor, as long as it is in good taste (i.e., nothing about minorities, race, religion, sexual orientation or the like).

      (Yes, Trump's definition of "fake news" is basically "anything that does not show Donald in a positive light". If you're not ass-kissing, you're fake news. I think it's probably easier to say those outlets that Trump doesn't call Fake News are, and those he calls fake news aren't.)

      Maybe I'm not getting something... We get HBO in Canada... WITH John Oliver's show. http://www.hbocanada.com/last-...

      John Oliver's segments are often reposted officially on YouTube. Sometimes those videos are geolocked to not include Canada. Most of them aren't so you can watch them freely.

    11. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by youngone · · Score: 1

      unlike the US with 12.7 percent living in poverty.

      It's a lot worse than that.

    12. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Err no. People don't get disappeared for using a VPN. Pretty much every Chinese resident and every tourist to boot actually use one. Hell I asked in the office one day how to get access to a website to one person and I got a chorus of 5 different VPN services shouted at me in response. Hell when I bought a SIM card while I was there for a few months the person even told me I will need a VPN to access some of the western stuff I'm used to "like Google Maps", and recommended one too.

      In China you get disappeared for actively attacking political figures, or aligning yourself with the wrong group. But the VPN itself has nothing to do with it, other than a tick of proof that you were trying to (unsuccessfully) hide what you're doing.

    13. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by AlanBDee · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the clarification. Now I know how Trump would feel if he had any sense of humility. I apologize for spreading false information.

    14. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not me, I'm a happy, well adjusted idiot!

    15. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That’s because the US is a first world country not a shithole third world like Canada.

      You're joking.
      Large swaths of the US are 3rd world shithole standard. Read the state of poverty in the US that was written recently by the UN rapporteur before spouting "muuuuuuuuh american exceptionalism" and weap if you have any shred of human decency.

    16. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Chocy · · Score: 1

      Subtitles. Dubs.

    17. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      By "richer" i assume you really mean "more indebted to the chinese"?

      The U.S. debt to China is $1.19 trillion as of March 2018

      Canada is a member of NATO, so you are saying you will nuke allies?

      Dont worry, the entire world knows your track record for actual wars. Seems you did OK in WW2 when everyone was in it together, but every "War" you have went into since then.. not so much on the success front. Fuck.. even the vietnamese had you pack up and go home.

    18. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you have to do is drive on any road/bridge in the US and then realize you are actually in what should be a "first world nation".

      Been to China many times, been to the US many times. Roads in China are in MUCH better shape.

    19. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ignorance is shameful.. Given US literacy rates have not improved in 10 years (still 14% cant read) it is somewhat understandable.
      Get yourself a passport and travel outside the US, open your eyes.

      US literacy rate - 86% ( 32 million adults in the U.S. can't read.. which is interesting as that is the same as the population of Canada)
      Canadian literacy rate - also unchanged for the last 10 years or so at around 99%

      Notice the second country one on the list of "first world nations"?
      United States
      Canada
      Germany
      United Kingdom
      Denmark
      South Korea
      Japan

    20. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but that's because John Oooooliver on HBoooo sounds silly. Sorry.

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    21. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you ever see that TV show where reporters went around Washington asking people how much the US owed China? Most US citizens beleived China owed the US and refused to beleive the "third world shithole" actually holds over a trillion dollars in US T-bills.

      Seems the US citizens sure love their imported Chinese stuff, but cant afford to actually pay for it. Thankfully China does a "Dont pay a cent event" and buys T-Bills to prop you up.

    22. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by dk20 · · Score: 1

      Too bad you cant create a sentence.

      "
      America is richer than your shit hole country (fragment). That makes better and more powerful (fragment). If we choose to (Fragment). We could nuke your entire country out of existence and there isn’t a dam (what type of dam, a beaver dam, a man-made dam?) thing you could do about it.
      "

      Let me fix all the grammer and spelling mistakes for you, as clearly my country has a much higher literacy rate:

      America is richer than your shit hole country, and that makes us better and more powerful. If we wanted to, we could nuke your entire country out of existence and there isn’t a damn thing you could do about it.

    23. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Oh ya? Well my daddy can beat up your daddy! Not that it's important, but as long as you're arguing with kindergarten level rhetoric I guess I can play along.

    24. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Yes, Trump's definition of "fake news" is basically "anything that does not show Donald in a positive light". If you're not ass-kissing, you're fake news. I think it's probably easier to say those outlets that Trump doesn't call Fake News are, and those he calls fake news aren't.)

      Right... It has nothing to do with dishonest news orgs pushing narrative over facts. Or did that little Honduran girl really did get separated from her parents at the border that made Time magazine and web article? I do distinctly remember the editor and chief basically saying the facts don't matter. Does that count as fake news?

    25. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, in China, anyone gets disappeared for whatever reason the gov't decides whenever the gov't wants.

      Not sure how it could get any worse, but if you some positive to this, I guess the brainwashing of the last couple of decades has been successful.

    26. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by JMJimmy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Until recently you could watch John Oliver on YouTube - not the full episode but the main story. They've blocked Canadians from accessing it, likely at the behest of Bell Canada who owns TMN Go, the service you need to subscribe to at that link.

      That means you need a cable package that includes The Movie Network (extra $20 on top of the cable package, so a minimum of $45)

      Compare that with HBO Now at US$14.99

      CBC even did an article on it: http://www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

    27. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The picture was of a child crying as her parents are interrogated by the border patrol. It's not fake. It may possibly have been miscaptioned in places, but it's entirely appropriate for a story about ICE's abusive behavior towards immigrants and asylum seekers and their children.

      What has been going on in this country is a crime against humanity,. Children stolen from their parents, possibly permanently, thrown in abusive camps, with a mandate from and with the full knowledge of an extremist President who wants to discourage refugees from choosing America as a place to escape extreme persecution. It is evil.

      That you think there are any grounds to complain about press coverage, when in reality the media has, if anything, been muted and more critical of Trump's critics than of Trump itself, tells us more about you than it does the media.

      People ask how terrible regimes gain power, and feel able to perform the most extreme abuses imaginable, from the Soviet Union to Hitler's Germany. You might want to ask yourself that.

      If Trump isn't stopped, his regime will be killing people.

    28. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Mean+Variance · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let me fix all the grammer

      You were on a roll.

    29. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there any situation or scenario these practices could be considered acceptable to you? Shall we say for example, the Mexican President tells everyone to not resist or fight, but cross the border and vote to annex The US and Mexico and millions are pouring in.... a silent war if you will... Your paranoia might say something about you. Especially with slandering presidents... Can we blame a government for decisions parents have made that impaxt thier children? (I'd surely be arrested and separated from my children if I'd taken us across a fence onto an army base or the White House! Just about any country's border without the right documentation...)

          Is it not the real evil that passes that blame on ICE, whilst we tolerate and just accept the runoff from situations that are createing asylum seekers without that discussion?

    30. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by hai_Priesty · · Score: 1

      Never assume the government of a non-democratic country to be an accurate representation of a country's populace.

    31. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are places where you can't drink water or breath clean air or stay free of all kinds of human-made poisons, there are place where people can't afford food, there are places where people keep struggling keeping themselves and families without shelter, there are 3rd world countries with more affordable healthcare.

      US was a first country only because slavery and war, most US technical advances were made with public money for military use.

      The wealth dried up a long time ago, banks promised prosperity and started creating new wealth, but that wealth is not for its customers, and that new wealth is a pyramid scam that needs from time to time even more wealth to keep.

      The worst is that US is mimicked by many other nations (yes, even the ones that don't like US try to copy US), and our problems are reflected or amplified all over the world.

      the US feels like an empty shop on an almost empty ruined mall.

    32. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America is richer than your shit hole country (fragment).

      WRONG. It's a complete sentence, with a subject, verb, and predicate. And he even used "than" correctly. FAIL.

    33. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      A few Americans are richer than your shit hole country.

      FTFY. :-p You're not one of the few Americans, so tough luck.

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    34. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not the full episode but the main story.

      There's more to an episode than what's shown on youtube?

    35. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one has been able to perfectly recreate Canada's solution to poverty: Winter.

    36. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Trump isn't stopped, his regime will be killing people.

      The sad part is so far only democrats have been instigating harassment. I haven't heard a single member of the GOP in government tell supporters to harass the opposition.

      Trump is following the law and courts. Maybe you should follow the GOP and pass a law to fix the situation instead of bitching about pens.

    37. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Roads in China are in MUCH better shape.

      Uh huh. Well, now that we're now buying so much of their mass-produced plastic crap at bullshit rates of exchange, maybe we can afford to think about infrastructure again...

    38. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      we recognize attempts at humor, as long as it is in good taste (i.e., nothing about minorities, race, religion, sexual orientation or the like).

      I'm trying to figure out... are you saying that "bad taste" jokes are illegal in Canada, or not likely to be met with laughter?

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    39. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Thread is about a massive dictatorship with 1.4 billion under their thumb, and the guy in power is consolidsting power, and censoring.

      And you wanna wrench it around to beat up on the US. What's it like being a programmed leaf node in the growth of a large memeplex?

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    40. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to see you're still butthurt over that time the US tried to take Canada to war and got majorly spanked.

    41. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Rhipf · · Score: 1

      Not sure what you are talking about. I have no problem seeing John Oliver on HBO each week it is on. Now they may not have it on HBO Canada website but I never go there so don't really care.

      Just checked and looks like you can access past episodes via TMN Go (as long as you subscribe to HBO).

    42. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Rhipf · · Score: 1

      This would be YouTube doing the blocking not Canada so a bit different from the article.

    43. Re: And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me the percentage of those illiterate that came here illegally, and then we can talk.
      This is another reason that illegal immigration is so pernicious. Things like literacy, etc. fall through the cracks.

    44. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by magzteel · · Score: 1

      The picture was of a child crying as her parents are interrogated by the border patrol. It's not fake. It may possibly have been miscaptioned in places, but it's entirely appropriate for a story about ICE's abusive behavior towards immigrants and asylum seekers and their children.

      In the last week I've seen little kids crying in
      - The mall
      - Starbucks
      - Brio
      - Sketchers shoes
      - The train
      - The airport
      - An amusement park

      Tired kids cry. Often they are over tired and frustrated because their parents have pushed them beyond their limits.

      In my opinion that 2 year old was abused by her mother. Against the father's wishes that mother dragged that child on a month-long journey 1500 miles long, smuggled to the US border by coyotes. She had good reason to be crying. She was kidnapped from her father and she's very lucky she's still alive.

      https://www.telegraph.co.uk/ne...

      That you think the media has "been muted and more critical of Trump's critics than of Trump itself" is just delusional.

    45. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      (i.e., nothing about minorities, race, religion, sexual orientation or the like).

      What?!? That's insane because that is normally the best comedy, you know the real life shit.
      I don't want fake made up comedy, I want the real shit. But that's just my opinion I guess.. I can't be alone or I wouldn't be able to find any to watch.
      To each their own, what kind of comedy do you enjoy if you exclude those topics? Seems like you would only like 10% of 90% of comics routines

    46. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      In China you get disappeared for actively attacking political figures, or aligning yourself with the wrong group. But the VPN itself has nothing to do with it

      It's nice to know that they're not a bunch of totalitarian bastards like they're portrayed in the decadent lackey-dog western press.

      You aren't AmiMoJo, are you?

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    47. Re:And HBO blocks John Oliver in Canada... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You aren't AmiMoJo, are you?

      I have been insulted on Slashdot before, but this one really takes the cake. Excuse me while I go contemplate the rest of my life.

  3. Trump and Xi should date. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Thin skinned snowflakes threatened by comedy.

    1. Re:Trump and Xi should date. by antdude · · Score: 1

      What about Kim Jong-un? Shouldn't he be there too? :P

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  4. Huge mistake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How will China know when it's the current year?

  5. Smiles by apoc.famine · · Score: 5, Funny

    China just needs to grin and bear it.

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    1. Re:Smiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "China just needs to grin and bear it.*

      Winnie the Pooh

      (forgot the source)

    2. Re:Smiles by danomac · · Score: 1

      China just needs to grin and panda it.

      Fixed.

    3. Re:Smiles by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Not only did you mechanically fail on the quote, you entirely missed the story behind this ban. Now go watch the episode on youtube and get unwhooshed.

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    4. Re:Smiles by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Velociraptor = Distiraptor / Timeraptor

      Math fail, the raptors cancel out. In fact since you're referring to equations of mechanics, you mechanically failed. *puts on sunglasses*

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  6. Missed out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You too can be a world leader if you stop maturing in grade school....

    sigh

  7. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last week news comes to Slashdot!

  8. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Topwiz · · Score: 0

    All he does is yell at the camera. I wouldn't watch even if I agreed with what he says. Not really funny.

  9. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by DogDude · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He isn't funny

    Wowsa. I bet you're fun at parties.

    John Oliver is great at attacking straw men.

    I think he's great at attacking real men. I'm not aware of any straw man arguments he's made. He addresses a real, actual issue on every show.

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  10. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you expect a half hour comedy show to enable change in China, I hope you are forever disappointed. Things would have to get really, extremely bad for a half hour comedy show to somehow enable change.

  11. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by reboot246 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Oliver is a twit. He's not funny and his voice is very irritating. How did he get a show on HBO? Oh, that's right, HBO has very low standards. China isn't missing a thing.

  12. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He isn't funny...

    You pretty much lost all credibility right there.

  13. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Colourspace · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The problem with John Oliver is that he is very much one of the back-slapping media types who think just because they have a 'platform' and an audience that are told to laugh at their jokes, that they have an actual point. Sometimes they really do, sometimes they don't. Being constantly 'virtuous' does not necessarily make you right, and acting in a smug way on camera will also lose you the people you really DO want to win over. You end up with an echo chamber because everyone you pander to stays and no-one else does.

  14. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Colourspace · · Score: 1

    As a Brit, I agree. He wasn't that funny then when he stopped getting airtime over here. Come to think of it, neither did James Corden. Why do you keep picking up our second rate comedians? (Cough - Benny Hill)

  15. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Colourspace · · Score: 0

    Some cunts got points. How is commenting about John Oliver in a John Oliver thread 'Offtopic'??

  16. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Hey, Benny Hill is HILARIOUS when you're sitting in your dorm room stoned off your ass! Other than that, not so much... I actually rather like John Oliver's self-deprecating sense of humor.

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  17. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    According to John Oliver, he gets paid big bucks to say "fuck" on tv. I wish I had a job like that...

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  18. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by apoc.famine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When you're not very smart, complicated things are not funny or fun to learn about. Oliver tends to be pretty educational on complicated topics, so I can see how there'd be a subset of the population which would find that frustrating.

    Additionally, if you're a rabid believer of anything, someone attacking that thing can feel like an attack on you. And that's not funny. If you can't honestly engage with reality, I can see how Oliver wouldn't be funny as he likely is attacking one of the stupid things you really are passionate about.

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  19. well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    F*ck Trump. amirite?

  20. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    Well, we did get John Cleese to live in Santa Barbara for an extended period, we keep hoping we'll get another decent Brit comedian to do the same. Alas, I guess that hope is as in vain as pining for a functioning Lucas refrigerator or palatable British food...

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  21. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Colourspace · · Score: 1

    Have a first class degree - he isn't that funny.

  22. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get all my education from entertainers too. Makes me real smart, it does.

    Smart enough to get on Slashdot all call people stupid.

  23. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Colourspace · · Score: 1

    In EE, not political science or the like. Yes, I can think for myself.

  24. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't get to make comments about credibility posting AC.

  25. Pretty mild by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was pretty mild. I would have went all out on that snake-faced fatso. This is not a game anymore, they want to dominate the entire world and enslave everyone not just the Chinese people. I hope that Xi has a horrible death awaiting him, because he's starting to fuck with the greatest powers on Earth. And when you stick out like that then you'll end up crushed. So yeah, the Oliver video was really mild compared to what I would say about Xi. In the next few years we'll see more about Xi on news, shows, and blogs, and we'll see how China's censorship deals with that. I'm also not surprised that the Chinese let this freak into power, they're cowards when it comes to taking a stand against injustice. Oh well, Xi will will end up murdering a few hundred million of them in the near future.

  26. content not available in your country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blocked in Australia too. Freedom woo!

  27. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Bryansix · · Score: 3, Insightful

    John Oliver tends to yell a lot, disparage people, insult them, avoid rational discussion of the issues and conflate complicated issues by reducing them to the point of uselessness. Every once in a while, he has his writers research some obscure topic, then has a TAKE on that topic. The problem is he always has a TAKE that is extremely one-sided and he will ridicule anyone who disagrees with him. The best example of this is when he gave his audience an opener line, they cheered, and then he informed them that they should be mad about the thing he just said. It was probably the only time I ever laughed watching that show.

  28. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Er, why should a comedy show have an actual point? This isn't Fox and Friends.

  29. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DRUMPF! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hilarious!

    It IS! IT is hilarious! DRUMPF DRUMPF DRUMPF!!

  30. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Bryansix · · Score: 0

    It's not but the SJW John Oliver cult has taken over the comment section.

  31. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

    True, over 1.3 billion people are just fine with having their media restricted, their every move tracked and now having a "social credit score". Social dissent is at an all time and they all call him "Big Daddy" Franky, I think we here in the West should be very, very worried about the change China stands to bring to us in the next couple decades. Because by the 30's China will be the de-facto leader of the Global Economy while the US will be struggling to even stay relevant

  32. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Bryansix · · Score: 1

    This is literally the first google result for "John Oliver Straw Man". https://purple-state.com/john-...

  33. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    I think he's great at attacking real men. I'm not aware of any straw man arguments he's made.

    Actually it's part of his standard comedy formula. Pretty much every attack on a real man is followed up with a strawman argument. The only problem is that those are obviously and hilariously left field for the purpose of comedy.

    People who don't understand this comedic style are inclined to believe that he just bullshits about everything, and people with an agenda are happy to reinforce this view of what he says.

  34. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Bryansix · · Score: 1

    It was definitely a low point on the show unless you have TDS in which case it was probably cathartic.

  35. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure doesn't sound like you've ever watched it. He doesn't yell at the camera the vast majority of the time. When he does it is part of a joke about the girl in accounting everyone hates.

  36. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, it's clear, you've not seen any of his shows. The guy does not insult anybody. He often goes out of his way to provide a little perspective on the other side of an issue. He definitely doesn't yell a lot. So why are you commenting about him when you clearly haven't watched his show?

    I would request a single incident illustrating where he is insulting someone or avoiding a rational discussion since he doesn't gin up controversy unlike larger media outlets.

  37. It's not really comedy by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Thin skinned snowflakes threatened by comedy.

    I used to watch John Oliver, back when it was funny.

    Raw, un-insightful insults are not funny, and half the country will turn it off to watch something else.

    For comparison, check out Dave Chapelle's monologue and hosting of SNL right after the 2016 election. His jokes were witty, showing a wry take on the situation, with a sense of humor.

    For a non-contrast, check out any of Bill Maher's monologues - they're invariably pointed, mean, and with no insight or content. He's selling shock and promoting outrage instead of humor(*).

    I thought Oliver's original take - getting the audience involved with his antics - was brilliant, and his research brought real issues into focus ...until he ran a segment about a subject I actually knew something about (vitamin D), which was completely in error, and I suddenly realized that I was taking his results as gospel without skepticism. Fell into the trap and didn't know it.

    Anyway, I don't like contempt dressed up as comedy. Lena Dunham, Cathy Griffin, Bill Maher, Steven Colbert, and all the rest.

    It's not creative, and it's not funny.

    (*) Which is sad, because he's the only liberal celebrity I've seen who can rub two thoughts together to come up with a rational argument. He's very bright, but doesn't use his talent in any effective way.

    1. Re:It's not really comedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > he's the only liberal celebrity

      Depends on the week. Bill Maher likes to claim he's a libertarian on his show sometimes. Maybe it's all the psychedelics he says he does.

    2. Re:It's not really comedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^Translation: They criticize my guy in office, so they're not funny.

    3. Re:It's not really comedy by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 1

      It's not creative, and it's not funny.

      You know who's an expert at knowing what's funny? Comedians.

    4. Re:It's not really comedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All real comedy involves the pain of others. Any real comedian knows this, it's Comedy 101. Does that make it "right?" No. But, we all agree that sometimes we laugh at others for relief from our own issues. Sometimes it's our turn to be laughed at, and we take it because we know our turn to laugh will come again, and we're all better off for it.

      Raw, un-insightful insults are not funny, and half the country will turn it off to watch something else.

      Many would disagree with you on that one. Heck, if the buffoon in the White House should have taught you anything, it's that there is at least 48% of the registered US voter base that will gladly watch it, so long as it agrees with their beliefs.

      People need humor in their lives. It's how many get through their day to day. As for you, the fact that you hold comedians in contempt because of their rhetoric, just makes you a hypocrite.

    5. Re:It's not really comedy by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      I think he used to call himself a libertarian, and now calls himself a democrat. At any rate, he doesn't really seem to care about the fiscal side of the equation, so libertarian and democrat have a lot of overlap.

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    6. Re:It's not really comedy by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      I used to watch John Oliver, back when it was funny

      It's uproariously funny now with ratings going vertical, while being highly and accurately critical of Trump and his thugs, and evildoers of all kinds. What's not to like.

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    7. Re: It's not really comedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "so what you're saying is"

    8. Re:It's not really comedy by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 2

      His show was excellent when it was non-partisan. And even during the election, I liked his criticism of Trump, because it seemed well researched, accurate and on-point. However I hated his thinly veiled support for Hillary. Even his attempt at balancing it out felt weak, because you could still tell he took a side. He pissed on the third party candidates as well, despite them having no chance, in an effort to redirect support towards Hillary. It was then that I decided he can't be trusted anymore.

    9. Re:It's not really comedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At some point you just have to take side, there is nothing good about Trump, nothing, he literally has all the faults you could imagine, except being a religious fanatic, but he picked Pence for that. He's a real threat to democracy, and not just in the US.
      The third party candidates were jokes, except maybe the republican that run as independent (I don't remember), and a real threat for the only sane choice in the election.

    10. Re:It's not really comedy by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      I agree. His investigative pieces that don't rely on politics tend to be excellent. But those must not have gotten the ratings... Now it's political hit-piece after political rant... I even sent that rat faced bastard Pi dollars for his seed campaign. Whatever happened to shit like that? Nah, easier to dump on Trump.

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    11. Re:It's not really comedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't criticize the previous guy in office. There's plenty to criticize about everyone but they only go after one side. That's why I like Southpark instead of SNL or Bill Maher.

    12. Re:It's not really comedy by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      It was then that I decided he can't be trusted anymore.

      You need to look in the mirror.

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    13. Re:It's not really comedy by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      easier to dump on Trump

      Who could be more deserving of it? And as you say, it does get the ratings.

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    14. Re:It's not really comedy by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Bill Maher's ratings are way up too, like John Oliver's. You seem to forget that the majority of the country enjoys laughing at Trump and his thugs, though obviously they do not enjoy the evil that he does. As the bitter outsider, maybe you should try to understand.

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    15. Re:It's not really comedy by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Southpark has always equally burned every side, you could almost call it Searing.

    16. Re:It's not really comedy by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      You have apparently never watched a comedian that wasn't famous.

    17. Re:It's not really comedy by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 1

      How about Comedians in general. Or Comedians as a whole. You get the idea.

      Like "doctors think eating tide pods is a bad idea" still allows for the possibility of a bad one who doesn't.

    18. Re:It's not really comedy by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      You cant compare doctors and comedians. One is highly invested in their career, the other could go back to flipping burgers any day.

    19. Re:It's not really comedy by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 1

      So Jerry Seinfeld can go back to flipping burgers? Or a professional with a multi-million dollar HBO contract? I think maybe you need to sit in the corner for a while before posting here.

    20. Re:It's not really comedy by pots · · Score: 1

      What's not to like.

      Well, obviously, the fact that he's critical of Trump. A large portion of humor is critical of something, whether it's a person or a practice or a shared experience. "What's the deal with airline food?" "Lawyers are all scumbags, amiright?"

      Recognizing those shared experiences and commenting on them can be funny, but only to those people who agree with you. At least agree to some extent - they need to find some grain of truth in what you're saying. For mundane things, this may be possible for almost everyone. There are a lot of challenges in preparing airline food, for example, there are reasons why it's bad. But even people who know those reasons might still appreciate that humor, since knowing why the food is bad doesn't change the fact that it is bad and it's still a shared experience.

      However, the more closely held your beliefs, the less flexible your sense of humor. A deeply religious person will have a hard time laughing at jokes poking fun at their religion - making fun of their religion is not a shared experience, and if they can find no grain of truth in what you're saying then there's no humor there for them. For Trumpettes, true believers, pointing out that Trump is a disgrace of a human being is not funny, and can never be funny.

    21. Re:It's not really comedy by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Jesus fuck, do I have to break it down into smaller words for you? I can understand why you enjoy his comedy now...

      You have apparently never watched a comedian that wasn't famous.

      As you see I was referring to bad comics... not FAMOUS comics, or did you not realize that there are comics that aren't rich and famous? I also love how you picked a comedian that had his own TV show named after him.

  38. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Bryansix · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure that he actually thinks the "left field" comments are supposed to be considered ridiculous and thought of as absurd. I think it's more the propaganda technique of telling one truth followed by two lies.

  39. Link Is Self Censored Here in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would love to watch the link but the HBO copyright police have self censored the linked video here in Canada.

  40. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by PPH · · Score: 1

    I don't think Oliver tries to have an actual point so much as yank everyone's pants down around their ankles and let the audience see them for what they are worth.

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  41. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Chocy · · Score: 1

    Some folks (by choice or ignorance) don't get Oliver's humor because it's so tightly mixed in with the real content. The worst of these people dismiss his show entirely because it's not funny, or because it attacks something they believe in.

  42. hello Chinese PLA reading this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how are you. i am ok, just got off work. im typing from my bathtub. in america. on my chinese laptop. that says dell on it.

    do you remember the 50s? the 70s?

    look at what we have now. now we live in heavenly palace of the world wide web. and sharing. in past ages we lived in darkness.

    i have learned Chinese words, food, and people on the internet. It has grown close to my heart, we all sing these beings of Earth, our song is our legacy.

    shouldn't we sing together?

  43. He does pander sometimes. But you are right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Much of his stories stand on their own if not for some of the left pandering. But on the other hand, I don't think someone pandering a neutral view could survive in America today. Everything is too polarized and nobody is willing to take a rational look at facts anymore.

    While he has had some notable failures (most of which I don't remember off hand), overall his show has done a better job than many local/national news stations at the long term job of investigative journalism. Whether covering the politics of or damage in Puerto Rico, to talking about the messy situation in Venezuela, to taking jabs at the Health Insurance and Finance sectors, he has brought up a lot of salient topics which more americans on both side of the fence should try discussing, rather than parroting their party/news source's biased view. America is teeting very close to an intellectual, economy, military, and social cliff that if it falls over, will likely result in the end of the United States of America as a civilization.

  44. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by fafalone · · Score: 1, Troll

    This is accurate for some of his pieces, but not for most. The problem is mostly the right, but sometimes also the left, insists 'alternative facts' are on the same footing as actual facts, and that opinions based on alt facts, and positions based on "lets hurt people", are just as worthy. Its not always the case. Like "Global warming is a fake Chinese conspiracy to hurt the US" is not a side with as much merit as the other. Donald Trump is a stupid, ignorant, egomaniacal buffoon who incessantly lies is also an objectively true assessment, even if you agree with his posititions, and saying he's smart and well informed just isn't accurate; its not an equally valid side.

  45. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Insightful

    John Oliver tends to yell a lot, disparage people, insult them, avoid rational discussion of the issues and conflate complicated issues by reducing them to the point of uselessness.

    He should run for President.

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  46. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very simple answer: Americans don't find British humor funny.

    Never go full retard.

  47. Don't worry: Oliver serves American empire by jbn-o · · Score: 0

    Recently John Oliver ran a piece on Venezuelan elections which was quite well debunked for being the US interest piece it was. Oliver has done comparable pieces serving American interests (some outright, some by silence) including his 2016 election coverage which never closely examined Hillary Clinton's campaign (there's not much there to like from an anti-war perspective when one gets into the details of her record) while dismissing the entirety of Dr. Jill Stein's campaign for one issue he disagreed with. Oliver had a segment on the sharp escalation of the drone war under Pres. Obama but covered in a way that doesn't criticize Obama much and lacks the drumbeat repetition that might educate Oliver's viewers on the horrors of extrajudicial assassination (including killing Americans and children). Circa 2016-02-28 Oliver got ironically worked up over then-candidate Trump for plainly stating what was Obama's policy after playing a clip of Trump calling into "Fox & Friends" where Trump said "...the other thing with the terrorists, you have to take out their families. When you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don't kid yourself. They say they don't care about their lives, you have to take out their families.". Oliver replied "That is the front runner for the Republican nomination advocating a war crime." without pointing out that that's also precisely what Obama had already done and that killing people is objectively worse than ugly words. Oliver's drone segment was a one-off; easily missed if you didn't happen to catch the show or that segment, and not featuring catchphrases that pepper the show elsewhere (thus no risk of educating the audience about this to the point of raising a generation that would object to this war).

    Noam Chomsky and Edward Herman's famous book "Manufacturing Consent: The Political Economy of the Mass Media" is well worth reading (and see the documentary based on this book) to understand the full extent of the famous Chomsky quote:

    The smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spectrum of acceptable opinion, but allow very lively debate within that spectrum.

    Modern news-based comedy shows contribute to that quite well with their carefully calibrated anti-Trumpism. With one notable exception (RT's "Redacted Tonight") all of those shows make fun of Trump in very comparable ways (looks-based derision such as his skin color, hair color, weight, the fit of his suits, etc.) and even draw on the same sources to tell them what constitutes news (largely whatever CNN says). But they don't dare give drumbeat coverage of critical issues that would seriously challenge American interests such as empire building, war, pointing out the continuity of policy across administrations, or the ugliness of capitalism.

    So there's no real surprise in this turn of events. Censoring this particular story either comes from a lack of understanding of the Barbara Streisand effect or has roots in self-promotion. Issues that are eminently worth criticism remain firmly outside the range of allowable debate for corporate media.

    1. Re:Don't worry: Oliver serves American empire by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      I hereby condone your mention of Herman and Chomsky but what the heck is the Barbra Streisand effect?

    2. Re:Don't worry: Oliver serves American empire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > what the heck is the Barbra Streisand effect?

      It's when people don't do a very easy fast web search to answer a simple question. Wait, that's something else.

    3. Re:Don't worry: Oliver serves American empire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me Google that for you...

    4. Re:Don't worry: Oliver serves American empire by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a dictatorship. Chavez holding up a Chomsky book doesn't make it anything else.

      He jailed opposition. He shut down opposition news papers. He got the power to rule by decree (the dictate part of dictstorship).

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  48. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wowsa. I bet you're fun at parties.

    What is this shit? Reddit circa 2012?

  49. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A party where everyone loves John Oliver is going to be a fucking lame party. If you don't know that, you've probably never been to a real party and think that nerdy shit you do with your grad school friends is something - it's not. You're dorks.

  50. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, he hits the sweet spot of people who aren't actually smart, but like to identify as smart. The smart poseurs. It's a sizable market. Basically, the Starbucks crowd. Smart people see through Oliver and if they want to laugh, spend their time elsewhere.

  51. Re: It'll take a show with a larger audience to ma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This comment has to be a piss take, surely.

    https://youtu.be/Ml5qULGjbno

    Lol?

  52. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by findoutmoretoday · · Score: 1

    I dismiss it because it’s funny. We probably can’t have that kind of people too

  53. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Yes it is propaganda ... except the two lies are incredibly obvious to the point of comedy. The methods share a lot in common but on John Oliver's show the obvious lies exist to solicit laughs rather than share information.

  54. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Informative

    avoid rational discussion

    I hate to point this out, but you and all the other people criticising him here are doing the same thing. No criticism of specific topics he covered or points he raised, just attacking his presentation and style. Okian came about the closest when he mentioned vitamin D, but didn't elaborate.

    Can you perhaps give us some specific examples?

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  55. China = Butthurt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    XI JINGPING = BUTTHURT

  56. Re: It'll take a show with a larger audience to ma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for the link!

    “A racist voodoo doll made of discarded cat hair

    Brilliant!

  57. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what you're saying is that he actively critical thought by reminding his own audience to question him rather than simply accept whatever he says?

  58. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wowsa. I bet you're fun at parties.

    What is this shit? Reddit circa 2012?

    That's been a standard Slashdot meme since about 1998, which I'm guessing was 3 or 4 years before you were born?

  59. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    John Oliver tends to yell a lot, disparage people, insult them, avoid rational discussion of the issues and conflate complicated issues by reducing them to the point of uselessness.

    He should run for President.

    Exactly! "That's not who we are".

    Oh, you meant that other president ...

  60. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fox has been downhill all the way since Married, With Children finished its run.

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  62. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by AlwinBarni · · Score: 1

    He does have a certain point of view, however he always makes fun of himself as well and whatever he discusses it's always in a comedy style, which is much better way (making people laugh) then the other side extremes.

    He does raise awareness to important neglected issues, like e.g. taking full guardianship of somebody's life without their consent, without any evidence of them needing it, without proper medical diagnosis and finally without any training or license required.

  63. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by mr.mctibbs · · Score: 2

    Particularly, in his take on 3rd parties during the election, Oliver's criticisms were superficial, largely aesthetic attacks, and he didn't even countenance, much less criticize, arguments practical or philosophical about the choice of voting outside the existing duopoly. Nor did he have anything at all to say about the parties' actual platforms, which is what an informed person votes by.

  64. why don't they get it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All these idiot "leaders" who try to censor stupid stuff like this constantly, why don't they get it makes them look really stupid and afraid of their own shadow? I thought such people liked looking "strong", but when they do stuff like this, when they can't even take a joke, it just makes them look like the biggest pussy they can possibly be. Why don't they mind looking like they are so afraid of every little thing? Why doesn't it register in their puny little minds how pathetic it makes them look?

  65. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    I think it's fair to say that for a long time he, like most people, didn't really expect Trump to win so didn't take him too seriously. On the other hand, I think he does make good political and philosophical/moral arguments, he just tends to preface them with some humorous insults.

    I guess staying away from the wider platform issues is his thing - he's more focused on the less often discussed stuff, the things you might not be aware of.

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  66. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think you know what SJW or cult means, and I don't even like the guy.

  67. People watch John Oliver?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why? I am absolutely serious. The guy is a cringe-incorporated.

  68. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

    Can't run for President; naturalized citizen, not a "natural born Citizen" per the Constitution (usually interpreted to mean born in the US or on a US territory/base/embassy, or child of a US citizen temporarily outside the US at the time of giving birth)

  69. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As usual, AmiMoJo states his heavily biased opinion, handwaving away all the evidence already present in the thread.

  70. Which one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... comparisons of Chinese President Xi Jinping with the cartoon bear, ...

    Which cartoon bear? Yogi Bear? Humphrey the Bear? One of the bears from Kung-Fu Panda? That guy from Disney's "Brother Bear"?

    That's not even counting all of the anonymous cartoon bears that have shown up over the decades. What I'm trying to say is: there are one definitive of cartoon bear. There are a lot of them.

    Also, I'm too lazy to bother looking for/watching clips of Last Week Tonight, so instead I ask again: which cartoon bear is Xi Jinping being compared to?

    1. Re:Which one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I'm trying to say is: there are one definitive of cartoon bear.

      Curse my half-asleep brain! s/there are/there is not/ -- and I'll nix the "of" in that part while I'm at it.

  71. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can just come up with excuses for anybody on "your side" it seems. I hope you get paid a lot to use your deception. I'm not trying to call you a "Russian Troll!!" I mean for your day job.

  72. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are aware, though, that many other people discount or even outright oppose third party voting across the board- right?

    Personally, I think it's a bunch of malarkey. Take this: we had 3500 votes... total... for the Libertarian party in Oklahoma yesterday. It was also the first time that the Libertarian Party had appeared on the ballet in two years... not only that, but it was another sixteen (!) years before that.

    There is literally nothing that you could do to convince me that those voters are impacting *anything* in *any* meaningful way.

  73. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    That didn't stop Obama.

    DratatataTISH!

    I knew somebody would bite.

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  74. Re:It'll take a show with a larger audience to mat by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Oliver sort of reminds me of Ben Elton (if you're not just a Brit, but an old one).

    His material is sort of similar to that tall Scotch cunt who swears a lot, but the latter's delivery is totally deadpan whereas Oliver telegraphs the punchline a bit too much for my liking.

    Having said that his show's OK, but I prefer that Aussie cunt who swears a lot. The one where he registers a camel as an emotional support animal is fucking hilarious.

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