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How Many Exclamation Points Do You Need To Seem Genuinely Enthusiastic? (theatlantic.com)
How many exclamation points does it take to exclaim something? One, a human of sound mind and a decent grasp of punctuation might say. But, on the internet, it often doesn't. The Atlantic: Not anymore. Digital communication is undergoing exclamation-point inflation. When single exclamation points adorn every sentence in a business email, it takes two to convey true enthusiasm. Or three. Or four. Or more. I noticed this in my own social circles recently. Multiple exclamation points were popping up in mundane places, not attached to hyperbole or any kind of frenzied emotion. A simple work email might yield a "Sounds good!!!" I find myself doing it, too. "All of these quirks of social media -- that would include exclamation points, and all caps, and repetition of letters, those are the three main ones that show enthusiasm -- people use more of them," says Deborah Tannen, a professor of linguistics at Georgetown University. This sort of inflation is a natural linguistic phenomenon that regularly happens to words, like how awesome was once reserved for that which truly struck awe into a quavering heart and is now scarcely more than a verbal thumbs up. But this time it's happening to punctuation.
I dunno!!!!!!!111111ELEVENTY!!!!1111
Chas - The one, the only.
THANK GOD!!!
You can use 1 exclamation point if a death is involved.
You can use 2 exclamation point if your own death is involved.
In school I was taught to use an exclamation point only after a command or an exclamation, not to "convey true enthusiasm".
And make them Yuuuuge! Have the best exclamation points ever! And lots of really terrific superlatives! I and I alone invented superlatives; the BEST superlatives, believe me! Giant crowds come to see my fantastically bigly superlatives; everyone knows it. Even lyin' CNN claps. 200% TV audience share. Math people had to create new numbers to fit my ratings. Make Superlatives Great Again!
(sorry, couldn't resist)
Table-ized A.I.
...a period is a sign of anger.
One of our competitors trademarked the term "hypothesis". From now on, we will call them "boneheaded ideas".
Anything more than one, sparingly used, is the sign of a weak mind.
Mod me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
With the possible exceptions of dealing with clients, firing employees, and accusing people of crimes, the cumulative number of exclamation points you should ever use in your business e-mails is exactly 0.
For social e-mails, the appropriate number of exclamation points is also 0. If you're the sort of person who gets excited when you see a video of a cat falling off a countertop and feel compelled to use an exclamation point, your feelings have misled you. Resist the urge to use one. If you find you are having to use more than one exclamation point to convey the immensity of your enthusiasm when you discover that the cat is named Mr. Wiggles and that there's a second video where he's wearing a silly hat, that's a problem of your own creation. First, stop using so many exclamation points and people will come to stop expecting them, making it all the more emphatic when you deign to use even a single one. Second, stop watching those videos. Life is too short to waste it like that.
LOL!!!
Next question - how often do people use LOL without actually laughing out loud? I'd say about 99.99% of the time... today you'll probably have to upgrade to a ROTFLMAO just to get people to think you actually laughed and "OMG OMG stop I'm dying of laughter here" to signal a good one.
Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
"Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind." -- Terry Pratchett, "Eric"
http://www.bash.org/?quote=835...
What do you mean the SQL daemon is down?!?
The joke is about Judge-Mental telling a newbie to stop using the , but the newbie thanks him for teaching how to type more easily. As I recall the punchline, Judge-Mental says "Phuck me!"
Wait: Late-breaking news. I found a copy at http://forums.markzdanielewski...
Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
Judge-Mental> fuck me
You notice that the newbie is a exclamation-point criminal?
Freedom = (Meaningful - Coerced) Choice != (Speech | Beer^2), and sad sock puppets' bad mods avail them naught.
(Make Exclamation points Great Again)
At least your hands are big. Sorry.
"First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
"Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind."
-- Terry Pratchett, "Eric"
And what did he die of again?