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Killing Rats Could Save Coral Reefs (bbc.co.uk)

The much maligned rat is not a creature many would associate with coral reefs. But scientists studying reefs on tropical islands say the animals directly threaten the survival of these ecosystems. From a report: A team working on the Chagos Islands in the Indian Ocean found that invasive rats on the islands are a "big problem" for coral reefs. Rats decimate seabird populations, in turn decimating the volume of bird droppings -- a natural coral fertiliser. The findings are published in Nature. Scientists now advocate eradicating rats from all of the islands to protect these delicate marine habitats.

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  1. Is "fertilizer" the problem by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If "fertilizer" is the problem for coral reefs then why can't we fertilize them ourselves?

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    1. Re:Is "fertilizer" the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corals are animals, not plants. You don't "fertilize" an animal, except in the context of reproduction.

    2. Re:Is "fertilizer" the problem by vtcodger · · Score: 5, Informative

      Corals are in fact animals. But they keep dinoflagellate symbionts that are plants. The exact relationship between the coral animals and the zooantha is a bit unclear, but the relationship is apparently beneficial to both.

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    3. Re:Is "fertilizer" the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cause they are rocks? Stupid slashdotters. There is plants growing here and they need fertilizer to grow but not normal fert. but special fert. made by the worms that grow in the rocks. Rats like to eat worms. Erget, the problem with rats.

    4. Re:Is "fertilizer" the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took a nice dump there last month so at least I'm doing my part.

    5. Re:Is "fertilizer" the problem by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      The rats are an invasive species, and this is just one of many problems they cause. There are plenty of reasons to eradicate them.

      We can wipe them out with a gene drive.

    6. Re: Is "fertilizer" the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grammar? Stupid slashdotter.

    7. Re:Is "fertilizer" the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is even simpler solution to the problem: built outhouse toilets for the rats right above the coral reefs. Some kind of network of pipes might do the trick.

    8. Re:Is "fertilizer" the problem by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      If "fertilizer" is the problem for coral reefs then why can't we fertilize them ourselves?

      I was thinking something similar. I've heard a lot recently about too much fertilizer runoff killing the coral reefs. Maybe the bird droppings are somehow different than farm fertilizer and human waste but I don't think so. Before modern fertilizer, "mining" bird dung and bat dung was a common way to get fertilizer for farmers.

  2. Re:"Decimate"... I don't think that means what you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Do try to keep up:
    verb
    1.
    kill, destroy, or remove a large proportion of.
    "the inhabitants of the country had been decimated"
    2.
    historical
    kill one in every ten of (a group of people, originally a mutinous Roman legion) as a punishment for the whole group
    . "the man who is to determine whether it be necessary to decimate a large body of mutineers"

  3. good news for us by Greytak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm relieved, I thought humans were responsible for the damage done to the coral reef.

    1. Re:good news for us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely! The shame train has left the station and is heading for Ratsville. t00t t00t!

    2. Re:good news for us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Despite what Walt Disney would have you believe those rats didn't build their own little boats.

      On the other hand rat poison is numerous magnitudes cheaper than carbon sequestration.

    3. Re:good news for us by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      It might actually be easier to do something about global warming that to exterminate the rats.

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    4. Re:good news for us by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Rat poiison is not specific to rats. Laying down that much rat poison, near human food supplies, is likely to cause many other local ecological disasters, especially for any rat predators.

    5. Re:good news for us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Don't be asinine. Humans brought the rats to the islands, so the rat problem was caused by humans.

      There is also human caused climate change which is changing the water temperature and acidifying the oceans, but that is a entirely different thing.

    6. Re:good news for us by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      It is still our fault because we brought the rats to these islands.

    7. Re:good news for us by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      Did we invite the buck-toothed scum? Did the naked-tailed bastards even pay their fare? I think not!

      Kill them! Kill them with death!

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    8. Re:good news for us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no predators on these islands to eat the rats. They didn't evolve there, they came over on ships.

      https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2351989415000244

    9. Re:good news for us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What "human caused climate change" (LOL) would that be?

      www.wattsupwiththat.com
      www.climatedepot.com

    10. Re:good news for us by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      I don't think it will be easy, but New Zealand has been making a lot of inroads into removing invasive species, rats being on of the primary examples. Granted, a lot of this has been through going after low-hanging fruit like small isolated islands first, but it is being done successfully. I suspect that as we advance our knowledge, we'll get better at doing it too. I know that one of the approaches that has been used with mosquitoes is to release some sterile or genetically modified males that result in non-viable offspring or none at all. You could probably do something similar with rats to greatly reduce the populations to the point where other interventions make a larger dent in the problem.

    11. Re:good news for us by rally2xs · · Score: 1

      All you need is about 5 million boy scouts with BB guns. Problem solved. Rats hunted to extinction.

    12. Re:good news for us by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      I'm relieved, I thought humans were responsible for the damage done to the coral reef.

      Who do you think introduced the rats to the islands?

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  4. Re:"Decimate"... I don't think that means what you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, if you look up the term in a dictionary, then you'll see that your interpretation is historical:

    1. kill, destroy, or remove a large proportion of.
    2. historical: kill one in every ten of (a group of people, originally a mutinous Roman legion) as a punishment for the whole group. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimation_(Roman_army)

    The word is often used in other languages in the 1st meaning (that could mean "slaughtering to the extent of leaving one in ten")

  5. More Rats In New York by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Than people. Trump of course is King Rat. Or is that George Segal? Linda?

    1. Re:More Rats In New York by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Than people. Trump of course is King Rat. Or is that George Segal? Linda?

      Does that make Hillary! carpet-bagging rat shit?

      Did I just insult carpet-bagging rat shit?

    2. Re:More Rats In New York by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      "Trump of course is King Rat."

      Please. Our neighborhood rodentia have asked me to point out that they are hardworking creatures just trying to eek out a living in a harsh world. They assert that Trump is not one of theirs. For one thing, he's far too large and noisy, and for another, no rat colony would tolerate a member that obnoxious and deceitful. They have asked me to inform you that if you continue to associate them with the president, you will be hearing from their lawyers.

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    3. Re:More Rats In New York by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      They have asked me to inform you that if you continue to associate them with the president, you will be hearing from their lawyers.

      That's exactly what a rat/Trump would do.

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  6. Killing humans saves them even more. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is your point?

    That you want to avoid facing the actual cause (us acting like a planetary pathogen) at all costs? That you need a scapegoat to feel (and only feel) like you "did someting"?

  7. If killing a rat could save some reefs... by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just think what killing POTUS could do. ** ducks**

    1. Re: If killing a rat could save some reefs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you're in the US, saying something like that might get you a visit from the Secret Service.

    2. Re: If killing a rat could save some reefs... by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 2

      I'm not advocating it, I'm just saying it would save some of those stupid reefs. Good riddance if you ask me.

    3. Re: If killing a rat could save some reefs... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      So much for your precious freedom of speech, you tea-stealing rascals!

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    4. Re: If killing a rat could save some reefs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      too late enjoy getting v&

    5. Re: If killing a rat could save some reefs... by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      "First Amendment. Not a crime to write that. Fifth Amendment. Not providing you with any other statements. Fourth Amendment. No you may not come inside. Have a nice day."

    6. Re: If killing a rat could save some reefs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You only get visited if you make a credible threat.

      Saying you hope something happens isn't a threat, much less a credible one.

    7. Re:If killing a rat could save some reefs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not nearly the fun as butchering-out Trotsky-slut progressives. Watch them bleed for their creed. Break their faces smash their neez. Use the bones to feed coral.

    8. Re: If killing a rat could save some reefs... by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      They can visit at the drop of a hat in order to assess whether it is a credible threat -- and you can politely tell them to sod off. There's a higher barrier for arrest and an even higher barrier to conviction.

      Watts v. United States

      No. 1107, Misc.

      Decided April 21, 1969

      394 U.S. 705

      Syllabus

      Petitioner's remark during political debate at small public gathering that, if inducted into Army (which he vowed would never occur) and made to carry a rifle "the first man I want to get in my sights is L.B.J.," held to be crude political hyperbole which, in light of its context and conditional nature, did not constitute a knowing and willful threat against the President within the coverage of 18 U.S.C. 871(a).

    9. Re: If killing a rat could save some reefs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let the Secret Service determine if h33t l4x0r's wish for the President's death is a credible threat or not. This is being reported. It's time you Progressives start to experience consequences for your violent rhetoric.

    10. Re: If killing a rat could save some reefs... by skovnymfe · · Score: 1

      The fact it was necessary for a court to decide this just shows how fucking deranged your country has become.

    11. Re: If killing a rat could save some reefs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for clarifying. I kind of doubt in any case that they would visit (semi) anonymous commentators from an internet forum unless it sounded like a serious threat. Otherwise they would probably end up visiting a not insignificant portion of the populace.

    12. Re: If killing a rat could save some reefs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Officer 1: Dude this dick thinks the constitution actually means something.
      Officer 2: Hahahhaha.
      Officer 1: *Draws gun and fires into your forehead.*

  8. "invasive rats" is racist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The politically correct term is "rats with a migration background".

    1. Re: "invasive rats" is racist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Squirrels are rats with bushy tails and can be noxious pests. Some squirrels are invasive rats. In some places, certain types of gray or red squirrels are invasive species. I thught I'd double down on the racism.

  9. Ambiguity in the title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is "killing rats" "the killing of rats" or "rats that kill"?
    (Sorry, can't resist.)

    1. Re: Ambiguity in the title by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Rats that kill would be "killer rats" so there is no ambiguity

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  10. Shoot More Journalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To save the coral reefs, of course.

  11. Killing humans _would_ save coral reefs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As subject

  12. Law of Unintended Consequences by DaMattster · · Score: 0

    What will happen once we kill all of the rats? The problem is nobody knows or has thought to study what might happen if we kill off or poison the rats. Furthermore, how can scientists definitively say for certain that rat droppings are the cause of the dying coral reef. It could be far more complex a single reason.

    1. Re:Law of Unintended Consequences by HistoryNerd · · Score: 1

      Uh, rats are an invasive species on the islands in question, and we in have HAVE studied what happens when you get rid of them on such an ecosystem.
      https://www.livescience.com/40...

      If you read the article, it has nothing to do with rat droppings, it has to do with the loss of bird dropping when rats are established as an invasive species complicating birds nesting (or at least nesting successfully) on such islands.

    2. Re:Law of Unintended Consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What will happen once we kill all of the rats? The problem is nobody knows or has thought to study what might happen if we kill off or poison the rats.

      They're not native species, they would have come on ships as humans visited ... some of the Galapagos Islands are pretty much over-run with rats, or were at one point, for instance.

      This isn't an ecosystem which evolved with the rats in it, the rats have been brought there by us. This is about trying to get rid of the rats that are causing damage to those ecosystems.

    3. Re:Law of Unintended Consequences by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      What will happen once we kill all of the rats? The problem is nobody knows or has thought to study what might happen if we kill off or poison the rats.

      The islands continue like they had for millennia until we introduced the rats

      Furthermore, how can scientists definitively say for certain that rat droppings are the cause of the dying coral reef.

      They're not saying that at all. Please RTFS. All the information didn't even require clicking on a link.

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  13. Easy solution by houghi · · Score: 1

    So we just need to introduce the natural enemy of ratsa into Australia to save the Grat Barrier Reef. And as soon as they have all the rats, they will die as well. Nothing can go wrong this time.

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    1. Re: Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet, let's populate the islands with something that will eat the rats' food and cause them to starve. Let's introduce tribbles to the islands.

    2. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ferrets? Coyotes? Or my beloved housecat "Pishi Terrorist", who was quite the hunter in her prime? Her passing doubtlessly improved the global rat population significantly? Hell, it probably improved the chances of *mailmen* surviving long enough to breed.

  14. Is it not the really big rats? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2

    Rats are rapacious omnivores, much like the humans who bring them across oceans in their cargo ships and the humans who concentrate food and waste that the rats can grow their population with. So I'm afraid the rats are a logical result of the much higher human population density near reefs: the local ecology near the reefs fed a much smaller human population without modern agriculture and food imports And I'm afraid that humans do not tolerate the carnivores of rats: they tend to be big enough to threaten our young and our livestock, and many make attractive trophies.

    Rats have been co-evolving with humans very successfully. They're going to be very difficult to alter our ecological balance with.

    1. Re:Is it not the really big rats? by Nidi62 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not all of the islands threatened by rats are populated, or at least populated heavy enough/industrialized enough for people to be a problem for the reefs. But all it takes to infest an island with rats is a nearby shipwreck 200-300 years ago where some rats survived and washed ashore. The rats would have no or few natural predators (as neither did the birds who lived there until the rats showed up) allowing them to thrive and threaten native species.

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    2. Re:Is it not the really big rats? by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Rats have been co-evolving with humans very successfully. They're going to be very difficult to alter our ecological balance with.

      Uh, the 14th Century has one hell of a different view when it comes to rats "co-evolving with humans very successfully". Tends to happen when a plague perpetuated by them wipes out 20% of the world population.

      New Zealand has had their fair share of fun with rats too.

    3. Re:Is it not the really big rats? by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Nothing a few kittehs can't fix. Or wouldn't be had that species not domesticated humans to feed and serve them, degenerating to lazy bastards.

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    4. Re:Is it not the really big rats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should review your history. Asia had rats too, but did not have the Catholic nut jobs declaring the cats were a spawn of the devil.

    5. Re:Is it not the really big rats? by Nidi62 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nothing a few kittehs can't fix.

      Except the cats would kill the birds too. So you would have to introduce dogs to keep the cats under control as well. Which means adding cars to keep the dog population from getting out of hand. Then the car population gets too big so you have to introduce hipsters to reduce the number of cars. And the last thing anyone wants are islands overrun with hipsters.

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    6. Re:Is it not the really big rats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Have you ever met a cat? I mean, I'm pretty much agnostic and don't ascribe much to god or the devil, but if I were religious in any way, shape or form, I would absolutely believe cats are the spawn of the devil. They're evil little shits even when they're being all sweet and cuddly because you know it's a 50/50 chance the cuddle will turn into a grab and bite at any given moment.

      And then the weaving through your feet when you're trying to walk, or lunging at you as you're carrying something big and heavy, or the jumping at your head off the dresser just to fuck with you when you're half awake. Little fuckers are entertaining, but DEFINITELY evil.

    7. Re:Is it not the really big rats? by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      And the last thing anyone wants are islands overrun with hipsters.

      While I was quite sure someone will post this joke, your particular take is awesome. You, sir, are teh winrar!

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    8. Re:Is it not the really big rats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simpsons episode : Needle snake?

      I cant find the company, but I think a company near norway made an IR triggered pipe trap that an electronic solenoid drove vertical bars just positioned so that the rats back was broken only - so it could crawl away.
      Ideal for city council sewers etc.

      Another solution, say a CO2 piston that gives the rat a nice skull fracture - but the co2 runs out.

      I dont know why the French have not made it, but a Rat gillotine should also sell well, bar product liability for careless users. I made a pipe trap with 6 razor blade slots - giving the rat a choice - stay put, or escape with some pretty deep cuts.

    9. Re:Is it not the really big rats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take off and nuke the island from orbit, just to be safe.

    10. Re:Is it not the really big rats? by boskone · · Score: 1

      obligatory
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      maybe eagles? they can kill rats and some of the other birds, but they won't eat all of the seagulls.

    11. Re:Is it not the really big rats? by PPH · · Score: 1

      Or walking on my keyboard, posting some drivel on Slashdot. Which will be attributed to me no doubt.

      But then there's my nightmare about being attacked by the Alien face-hugger. Only to wake up and find the cat sleeping on my head.

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    12. Re:Is it not the really big rats? by Insanity+Defense · · Score: 1

      Except the cats would kill the birds too. So you would have to introduce dogs to keep the cats under control as well. Which means adding cars to keep the dog population from getting out of hand. Then the car population gets too big so you have to introduce hipsters to reduce the number of cars. And the last thing anyone wants are islands overrun with hipsters.

      Cats chase a lot of birds but catch relatively few.

    13. Re:Is it not the really big rats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the last thing anyone wants are islands overrun with hipsters.

      Well, what if we just shipped the hipsters to the uninhabited islands to be there along with the rats, and see who wins?

      The hipsters can harvest the rats for beard oil and rat-a-cinos, the rats would look for someplace with less of an aura of smug and irony by swimming to other islands ... where they'll find more hipsters and leave, and hopefully drown before they make landfall again.

      Then you let the raptors loose on the island, which will eat the hipsters, die of toxicity of tattoo ink or by choking on moustaches and plaid flannel, the decaying raptors will release all of that organic acai berry and other hipster stuff built up in the hipsters carcasses and fertilise the reef ... problem solved.

      You could even tell them it's for a taping of Survivor or something, and they'll flock to you for the opportunity to be famous. (The hipsters, not the rats, I'm not sure they would fall for such a simple ruse.)

      Of course, the worst case scenario is we get some bizarre hipster-rat hybrids. That would be bad -- if that happens we'll need some honey badgers, three Mormons, a packet of soy sauce, and an alpaca.

      I just hope there's enough alpacas to go around, or god help us all.

    14. Re:Is it not the really big rats? by Rob+Bos · · Score: 1

      Historically, cats have preferred the fat and lazy seabirds to the hard-to-catch and wily rats with big teeth.

    15. Re:Is it not the really big rats? by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      Nothing a few kittehs can't fix.

      Except the cats would kill the birds too. So you would have to introduce dogs to keep the cats under control as well. Which means adding cars to keep the dog population from getting out of hand. Then the car population gets too big so you have to introduce hipsters to reduce the number of cars. And the last thing anyone wants are islands overrun with hipsters.

      Thats the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H hipsters simply freeze to death.

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    16. Re:Is it not the really big rats? by MoaDweeb · · Score: 1

      And feral cats for that matter as well.

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    17. Re:Is it not the really big rats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn. You beat me to it.

  15. *plink* eeeeeek! by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

    And of course, it's good clean fun for all the family!

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    1. Re:*plink* eeeeeek! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      goddammit. It's always about the guns with you. you are one fraidy cat.

  16. The rats aren't the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The rats are not the problem here, it is the humans that brought them and provide for them with an easy habitat to thrive in. Humans leave garbage and food waste literally everywhere they go, because they are the most disgusting, unhygienic animals on this entire planet. They destroy the local ecosystem wherever they go, replacing it with a myriad of detrimental species, garbage, and waste.

    Get the invasive humans off the islands (and the rats they brought with them), and the problem goes away. If the humans stay, the rats are staying.

    1. Re:The rats aren't the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All humans? So collective guilt? I've never been to the Chagos Islands and neither, I suspect, have you. As the rats probably arrived in the 1500s, there were no humans at the time who had even the concept of science, ecology or any significant understanding of invasive species.

      Humans leave garbage and food waste literally everywhere they go, because they are the most disgusting, unhygienic animals on this entire planet.

      No, that's just you and the people who have filled you head with this crap. Many of us humans are careful with garbage and spend a lot of effort on hygiene at both a personal and societal level. Most of the rest of the humans are striving to emulate us. If you think humans are so bad, you're welcome to leave the rest of us to it.

    2. Re:The rats aren't the problem by PPH · · Score: 1

      Get the invasive humans off the islands

      We're working on it. A good 100 meter rise in the sea level should drive most of them out.

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    3. Re:The rats aren't the problem by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Humans are undoubtedly what started the problem, however removing the humans from the area doesn't mean the rats magically pack up and leave as well. While rats are quite happy to live around humans and take advantage of our proclivities, they don't need us to flourish. Rats thrive where they have abundant food sources and little to no predators to contend with. There have been cases of removing rats and keeping them out, but this has thus far relied on natural barriers and a very high level of awareness.

    4. Re:The rats aren't the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, the OP was undoubtedly talking about environmental hygiene. Second, the OP is also entirely correct that humans cause the most environmental damage per whatever unit of measure you like, of any animal specie on the planet. Third, the thinly-veiled invitation to someone to commit suicide is not only morally reprehensible but also unquestionably illegal under a number of national and international legal doctrines.

      I think you need to check your privilege.

    5. Re:The rats aren't the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, the OP was undoubtedly talking about environmental hygiene.

      Try looking the word up in a dictionary. You and OP are full of crap.

      Second, the OP is also entirely correct that humans cause the most environmental damage per whatever unit of measure you like, of any animal specie on the planet.

      Humans are also the only species that are aware of environmental damage, attempt to repair environmental damage, attempt to minimise environmental damage, attempt to protect endangered species whether the endangerment was caused by humans or not, etc.

      Third, the thinly-veiled invitation to someone to commit suicide is not only morally reprehensible but also unquestionably illegal under a number of national and international legal doctrines.

      So the thinly-veiled invitation for speciocide of humans was OK but telling the person suggesting speciocide to go fuck himself in an amusing way was not OK. I will counter that you're the reprehensible one for defending something literally monstrous. I can't even Godwin out of this because you and OP are suggesting and defending something that is actually worse than Nazism.

      I think you need to check your privilege.

      ROFL. Who filled your head with this crap? Do you think it was someone with your best intentions in mind? Or is it just that you're gullible and easily manipulated by someone who secretly has contempt for you? Let me guess, they've got you LARPing as a revolutionary too.

  17. Re:"Decimate"... I don't think that means what you by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    Then you decimate again?

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  18. Easier solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the rats.

    1. Re: Easier solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Easiest solution is to build a long narrow ramp that extends over the coral reef ,add teeter totter and cheese on top.........

    2. Re:Easier solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't the snakes even worse?

      (sets up the alley-oop for someone to get that sweet sweet +5 by delivering the punchline)

    3. Re: Easier solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat

  19. Re:"Decimate"... I don't think that means what you by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

    If you're into homeopathy you do it several times.

    And at the end, there are more left than there were at the start.

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  20. Re:"Decimate"... I don't think that means what you by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...think it means...

    But then, you American, aren't you...

    To 'decimate' means to kill ONE TENTH of a group, hence the "dec" part of the word...

    You're right in that the word originally meant kill one tenth. But it's also worth pointing out that "Awesome" was originally a synonym for "Awful". Somehow the meaning of awesome has completely swapped over time. In the 1800's if you said two people had intercourse, people would assume that they had had a conversation. In the 1800's if you said two people conversed, people would think that they had just had sex.

    Words change meaning over time, and yes, it frequently is because people don't understand the real meaning and use them incorrectly. "Decimate" has been used so long (incorrectly) to mean to destroy a large percent that that is now the most commonly understood meaning of the word.

    Personally, that grates with me a little too- but I try not to get too hung up on the fact that the modern meaning isn't what I originally learnt. The meaning of words change over time, they always have... All you can do is try and keep up and pick out meaning from context.

    Some people think that's awesome, others don't.

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  21. Re:"Decimate"... I don't think that means what you by KiloByte · · Score: 1

    If you're into homeopathy you do it several times.

    You'd need quite a lot more than several decimations. Assuming that homeopathy starts once the substance goes below 1/Avogadro number dilution, a sample of substance of as many grams as the atomic weight of its particles, requires at least 520 decimations.

    And at the end, there are more left than there were at the start.

    After a few years dip, indeed. The population of rats on those islands started from just a few rats that came from a ship, there's no doubt it can recover again. And the rats will be those you're least likely to catch. Assuming you don't decimate enough times that it doesn't leave at least one mommy rat and daddy rat. But then, a Noah's ark^W^Wdirty fishing ship comes by and we start again.

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  22. Question -- Coral bleaching by shayd2 · · Score: 1

    Bleaching occurs because the coral expels its zooxanthellae This happens (mainly, I'm told) due to the water warming.

    Question: What is the evolutionary benefit to the coral?

    What is the benefit of losing the symbiont and (eventually) dying?

    1. Re:Question -- Coral bleaching by SurenEnfiajyan · · Score: 1

      Well, it's like to ask why not remove some obscure code from software project when even senior developers don't know how the entire code is working.

    2. Re: Question -- Coral bleaching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't expel them willingly. It's not like they're school principals and blame the damn zooxanthellae for warming sea temperatures.

      It happens as a reaction to environmental conditions that are outside those in which they evolved. When complex and fragile systems are messed with, unexpected and damaging things happen.

  23. Replacing natural fertilizer by shayd2 · · Score: 1

    Just how do you propose to apply the fertilizer?

    There are a LOT of small islands out there

    OH. And how do you propose to create the fertilizer?

    The birds are free

    1. Re:Replacing natural fertilizer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dead rats go into something like a wood chipper that sprays their bloody remains out onto the coral.

      Saves two birds with one stone, except instead of two birds its a flock of birds and a reef of coral and instead of a stone its the monster truck version of a wood chipper.

  24. Letâs kill them everywhere! by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    Even if the New York subway doesnât have coral reefs.

  25. Also by Tsolias · · Score: 1

    Palestinians.

  26. Re:"Decimate"... I don't think that means what you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must be from an American dictionary.

  27. Re:"Decimate"... I don't think that means what you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Decimate ....part of the treatment due Trotsky bitch-sluts & wealthy race-traitors:

    1) strip them bare of all monies and property
    2) flog them 'round-the-streets
    3) decimate the survivors
    4) sell wives and daughters to Saudi whore-houses

  28. Re:"Decimate"... I don't think that means what you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "decimate" meaning "to kill one tenth" is first attested in 1600, in an *ENGLISH* language text. the meaning "to tax one tenth" (ie, "tithe") is attested 1606. the meaning "to kill a large but indefinite number" is attested 1656. the original medieval latin word "decimatus" meant "to tithe," not "to destroy," so you're both falling victim to the etymological fallacy while also fucking up the etymology. maybe try doing some research before mouthing off next time?

  29. Politicians are people too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We can't just kill them even if it would save a reef
    Can we?

  30. Re:"Decimate"... I don't think that means what you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here's a source from those filthy americans at oxford: https://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2012/09/10/does-decimate-mean-destroy-one-tenth/

  31. Re:"Decimate"... I don't think that means what you by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    ...think it means...

    That's kind of the crux of language. As long at it means what most people think it means then it has that meaning.

    The only one confused by this use of the term appears to be you. Time to get yourself a dictionary from the 1900s.

  32. But. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But then we're stuck with gorillas!

    1. Re:But. by BranMan · · Score: 2

      Not to worry! When winter comes all the Gorillas will freeze to death.

    2. Re:But. by jbengt · · Score: 1

      That's the beauty of it. The gorillas die off in the winter.

  33. climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Climate change. Please start arguing now.

    1. Re:climate change by rally2xs · · Score: 1

      May or may not be a hoax, but there's not a damned thing anyone can do about it. IOW, can't stop burning fossil fuels. Recently calculated that in spite of the already 52,000+ wind turbines we have, we'd need 52 times that many to power the whole country. There would be a wind turbine in absolutely every frame of every photograph that absolutely anyone took out of doors within the USA. And that is only to replace the electricity that is being generated right now. Add in the electricity required to move every car, truck, bus, etc. down the highway, and every locomotive in the country, and every ship at sea via some really kicking batteries or supercapacitor, and it would be even more wind turbines. So... solar? Don't know... but requires many more and much better storage for the electricity for night and cloudy days.

      Never get to this level of generation by either wind or solar in my lifetime, probably not in your lifetimes either. There's a bunch of NIMBYs crawling out from under their rocks to complain about the proposed 6000 acre solar farm in Caroline County, Virginia, and its like that all over. Yeah, build renewable, but I'm too selfish to take my share of the inconvenience, so build it somewhere that screws somebody else's property value, not mine.

  34. Re:"Decimate"... I don't think that means what you by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

    But it's also worth pointing out that "Awesome" was originally a synonym for "Awful". Somehow the meaning of awesome has completely swapped over time.

    And neither of them now mean to cause or inspire awe.

  35. Re:"Decimate"... I don't think that means what you by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Personally, that grates with me a little too- but I try not to get too hung up on the fact that the modern meaning isn't what I originally learnt.

    It shouldn't.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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  36. James Bond gave us the solution by dragon-file · · Score: 1

    We just need to trap the rats, let them starve and then eat each other. Then we go and release the sole surviving, now cannibal, rat back into the population...

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  37. Re: "Decimate"... I don't think that means what yo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are the filthy Americans doing in Oxford?

  38. Re:"Decimate"... I don't think that means what you by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    Personally, that grates with me a little too- but I try not to get too hung up on the fact that the modern meaning isn't what I originally learnt.

    It shouldn't.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    How to selectively quote someone and make it sound like the complete opposite of what they were saying 101.

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  39. Liability by Solandri · · Score: 1

    If you start a program to fertilize coral reefs, and it turns out the fertilizer has other unintended consequences (like causing algal blooms), you become financially and possibly criminally liable for those consequences.

    If birds fertilize coral reefs with their droppings, and their droppings have other unintended consequences, nobody sues the birds in court.

    Gives multiple meanings to the phrase, "shit happens."

  40. Kill all the rats and other creepy crawly thingies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we just kill all rats everywhere? Can that be a thing? They're shitheads.

  41. Re:"Decimate"... I don't think that means what you by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    It _meant_ have 9/10 members of a group beat 1/10 (selected by lot) of the group to death.

    Now it means 'devastate'. Think of all the letters they are saving.

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  42. Re:"Decimate"... I don't think that means what you by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    You completely missed the Roman politician (Suetonius) quoted using 'decimate' in the comments section below your cite. He died in 122 AD...

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  43. Re:"Decimate"... I don't think that means what you by kencurry · · Score: 1

    ... Still not as bad as "inflammable" and "flammable" or "regardless" and "irregardless."

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  44. Jesus fucking Christ. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two of you attempted the punchline and neither of you got it right. It is:

    "No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death."

  45. What about other rodents? by antdude · · Score: 1

    Like mice? :P

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  46. Re:"Decimate"... I don't think that means what you by denzacar · · Score: 1

    What? It SHOULD grate you? You SHOULD embrace the fallacy instead ignoring of it - as YOU DO?

    but I try not to get too hung up on the fact

    I fear we have a misunderstanding here. Of motives if not of words.

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