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San Francisco Gets Its First Cashierless Store (cnbc.com)

Last Week, San Francisco got its first completely automated cashierless store, called Standard Market. The store requires users to download their app before they can enter the 1,900-square-foot building. Once they do that, they can enter the store, grab the items they need, and walk out -- all without ever interacting with a cashier. The 27 cameras positioned on the ceiling are supposedly able to identify which items shoppers walk out with. CNBC reports: The start-up behind this operation is Standard Cognition, which has raised $11.2 million in venture capital and formed partnerships with four retail chains around the world. This first market is a prototype to showcase the technology and work on the bugs. The ambitious goal is to add the tech in 100 stores a day (each day!) by 2020. Five of the seven founders came from the Securities and Exchange Commission, where they built artificial intelligence software to detect fraud and trade violations, before starting Standard Cognition in 2017. Now these fraud experts are working to discern something equally complicated: whether I am stealing a snack. The store is very similar to Amazon's cashierless Go market, but differs in that it relies exclusively on the ceiling cameras and AI software to figure out what you're buying. "The goal is to predict, and prevent, shoplifting, because unlike Amazon's Go stores, which have a subway turnstile-like gate for entry and exit, Standard Market has an open door, and the path is clear," reports CNBC. "Once the system decides it has detected potential theft behavior, a store attendant will get a text and walk over for 'a polite conversation,' Standard Cognition's co-founder and chief operating officer, Michael Suswal, said."

94 comments

  1. Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 0

    But I have a security idea: when the system detects a possible robbery, it will blare The Star-Spangled Banner over the sound system. As the gang takes a knee, the store attendant can invoke 911.

    1. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love this system of using a smart phone to open the doors. I would just tail-gate behind someone with the app, grab a basket full of stuff, and walk out the door.

    2. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by atherophage · · Score: 2

      Will this stop exiting shoppers who have "sampled" fresh produce? Will the attendant make the grazing shopper pay for that grape? Now that they've told us the cameras monitor changes in gaze and gait for could not someone practice theft techniques - to perfect a theft without altering known behaviors? Do people from different cultures exhibit different bodily movements when preparing to commit a theft? But, no cash in the store no cash robberies.

    3. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by alvinrod · · Score: 2

      Since you apparently need an app to get it, I'm guessing that they already have your credit card on file and just bill you for it. The cameras are going to have a record of it as well.

      Of course that doesn't stop someone from stealing a phone and using it to gain entry. I'd like to think that someone thought of that possibility and there's already a system in place to handle this, but I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't either.

    4. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There won't be any robberies. All the homeless people living in the store will keep the robbers away.

    5. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Given that they're apparently training their AI on the fly, even the most clumsy, nervous, blatant shoplifters that any $8/hr mall cop would see coming from a mile away should have a pretty decent success rate, let alone experienced thieves.

    6. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are actual gangs taking knees now? Or is this just blatent flame bate racism?

    7. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      So.. you didn't read the part about the 27 cameras? Good luck with your plan buddy.... Hope none of your friends need that reward money...

    8. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      Of course that doesn't stop someone from stealing a phone and using it to gain entry.

      If you steal a phone, why would you go to where the phone is identified while your face is recorded by 27 cameras?

      Even thieves aren't that stupid.

    9. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by Mnemennth · · Score: 2

      :LOL: Wanna bet?

    10. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by jtgd · · Score: 1

      I think they charge you for the apple once you pick it up. If you want to eat it in the store, no problem.

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    11. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      That presumes the cops can be bothered to get off their backsides and go do anything about it... which they don't... and the thieves know it.

      Otherwise, who in their right mind would steal a radio transmitter equipped with GPS that can be activated remotely with "Find my iPhone", or the android equivalent, in the first place?

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    12. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      who in their right mind would steal a radio transmitter equipped with GPS that can be activated remotely with "Find my iPhone", or the android equivalent, in the first place?

      Someone who knows how to operate an "off" switch.

    13. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My iPhone has excellent camaras thank you!

      I still use my iPhone 6s and reduce my monthly bill from $80 to $50. As a phone and a video camera, the iPhone 6s isn't obsolete and I use it to make my videos on youtube. As a Sprint very special customer for 20+ years, Sprint will always give me a new iPhone for free if I decide to stop using the 6s as a phone in the next several years.

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      The background file for my national security clearance got stolen by the Chinese a few years ago That contained a lot more information than the credit reports that Uncle Sam requested from all three bureaus.

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    14. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.. you didn't read the part about the 27 cameras? Good luck with your plan buddy.... Hope none of your friends need that reward money...

      Hoodie.

      And I'm sure this being San Francisco the homeless won't mind getting filmed dropping a deuce. They can claim they're "undocumented migrants" hiding from ICE and the "progressives" there will say, "Oh, OK. I feel so sorry for you! Would you like to come home with me, rape my daughter, shoot me, and burn down my house?"

    15. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, it detects you trying to boost something and alerts a friendly customer service rep to go have a chat with you.

      And while those two are arguing (the thief being a decoy to just waste time by trying to pocket a candy bar, which he will ultimately pay for after causing a big ruckus), the other 8 guys he came in with go for the high price merch and haul ass out the door. Multiply the number of decoys by the number of loss prevention personnel employed to watch the alerts.

      If you think thieves don't sometimes work in groups, then you haven't been around retail very long.

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    16. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Once the system decides it has detected potential theft behavior, a store attendant will get a text and walk over for 'a polite conversation,'

      And when the system generates a false positive, and falsely accuses a "person of color" of stealing (or catches them actually stealing), the store attendant will be shot or stabbed to death and the company will be sued. Good luck with that.

    17. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because cameras totally prevent crimes committed by people who don't give a fuck. Idiot.

      Anyway, I guess this had to happen. So the sooner crap experiments like this go down as utter failures the better off we'll all be.

      Just because the basement dwellers around here are unskilled enough that they can't even get jobs as cashiers doesn't mean that the world doesn't need them. I'm sick and tired of everyone putting down people who work for a living when the real problem is all these greedy megacorps you all worship.

    18. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by mjwx · · Score: 1

      So.. you didn't read the part about the 27 cameras? Good luck with your plan buddy.... Hope none of your friends need that reward money...

      Erm... 27 cameras... for a 1,900 sq ft store... There will be blind spots everywhere.

      Also what do they expect the cameras to do... have the speakers shout "stop or I'll have to say stop again". The number 1 deterrent in shop theft is the human you'll have to look at before leaving. Just recently UK supermarkets found out they'd sold more carrots than they ordered because people were putting through more expensive items like avocado's through as cheap carrots.... because no one watches the self service tills.

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    19. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      Clearly you didn't read the article at all... The whole system is based upon cameras watching you pick up items. You don't have to scan them... You just pick the fuckers up.. That means, by design, the cameras can see every single item in the store.. So... I'm gonna guess that there aren't too many blind spots and if there are any it's in areas that don't have any items..

      So, once again, good luck with your plan.. Doesn't matter if you are deterred or not, you'll be on a crap load of cameras and when Amazon offers the reward for information, I hope none of your neighbors, friends, or family are hard up for cash.

      I'd be willing to bet that the vast majority of assholes sitting in prison thought, at one point, "Hey, I bet I'll get away with this".. (not implying you'll end up in prison for shoplifting, just that criminals are, generally, idiots and nobody ever thinks that they'll get caught)

      So, by all means.....Show us how you are the arch criminal who won't be caught.... asshole.

    20. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Your sample is flawed. Yes, most criminals IN PRISON are idiots. But the fact they're in prison pretty much indicates that. it's like saying all race car drivers are bad drivers, but only sampling those involved in crashes and ignoring those who finish normally.
      It's the ones that never got caught you need to worry about.

    21. Re:Thugs will clean it out in 3...2...1 by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      I disagree. It's more like sampling the FBI's top 10 wanted list.. and seeing how many don't get caught.. (most do, eventually). Your own argument is flawed.. You don't know how many do a crime and get away with it.. I don't know.. Nobody can know.. Committing crimes is, in and of itself, an idiotic act. If you commit crimes, you may be caught and may have to go to prison... Why would anyone want that? Well... smart people wouldn't.. Only idiots place themselves in that kind of jeopardy.

      I like that show "Bait Car". Always have to chuckle when the crook is stealing the car and you hear him asking himself "I wonder if this is a bait car"...... Well, if you weren't stealing fucking cars you wouldn't have to worry about it...

  2. Oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sjws mist be up in arms on this. So many females will lose their jobs.

    1. Re: Oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on. That is just fucking pathetic. It's like you can't even be bothered.

  3. How's that minimum wage hike working for ya? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty much just wiped out all these entry level jobs trying to making cashier work into a career.

    1. Re: How's that minimum wage hike working for ya? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This didn't actually work yet so no one has lost anything. Wake me up when they have no one to stock or provide security.

  4. It had better be polite by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    Because people tend to get very mad when someone accuses them of stealing.

    1. Re:It had better be polite by glitch! · · Score: 2

      I agree. There was an electronics store that had a security guy at the exit demanding... something. I just told him to piss off. But for some reason, I put up with Sam's club exit checkers. Is this hypocritical?

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    2. Re:It had better be polite by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 2

      I agree. There was an electronics store that had a security guy at the exit demanding... something. I just told him to piss off. But for some reason, I put up with Sam's club exit checkers. Is this hypocritical?

      No since you probably signed contract when getting you membership that said that required to let them check you on the way out in exchange for shopping there. While best buy or whoever has no such stipulation and just try to any way.

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    3. Re: It had better be polite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The San Francisco homesless are going to love this place.

    4. Re:It had better be polite by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I agree. There was an electronics store that had a security guy at the exit demanding... something. I just told him to piss off. But for some reason, I put up with Sam's club exit checkers. Is this hypocritical?

      No since you probably signed contract when getting you membership that said that required to let them check you on the way out in exchange for shopping there. While best buy or whoever has no such stipulation and just try to any way.

      Probably Fry's. Though the Grocery Outlet I used to live near has instituted a receipt checker near the doorway because they have so many problems with theft. Fires have left a lot of people needy and nobody wants to help them. Unfortunately they have hired one of their dumbest employees to do the receipt-checking, so even though I've been shopping there for a decade and regularly filling the cart the girl asked to see my receipt when I went to go get my $1.60 bag of ice to go with my $100 cart of groceries. How fucking insulting.

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    5. Re:It had better be polite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably look like a scummy mexican, you act like one here. VIVA LA RAZA!!

    6. Re:It had better be polite by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You probably look like a scummy mexican, you act like one here. VIVA LA RAZA!!

      I actually look more like a Viking.

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  5. The problem... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The problem isn't one shoplifter. It's a mob of 20 or 25 walking in behind a shopper, cleaning the place out, and running out.

    Not that I consider this a problem -- anything that destroys the profit margins of cashless/anti-privacy businesses is a good thing in my book. Bring on the flashmobs!

    1. Re:The problem... by Lanthanide · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People can already do this with regular stores. The fact that regular stores have cashiers is not what stops people doing this.

    2. Re:The problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't get in without the app on a phone. Did you read the article? I guess not.

      Also cheering for property crime is essentially wearing the Stalinist jersey and proclaiming your allegiance. I don't care but expect a hard fist to your face when you go public.

    3. Re:The problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets be real here... it isn't hard for someone to get in, with an app on the phone. Then have a number of people in hoodies tailgate, clean the place out, call it a day. Think the cops will care that under $100 got boosted? Not really.

      Don't think apps will be a defense. I work at a place where businesses have a room where you swipe your ATM card to open the area where the machine is located. Guess what? There are still bums crashed out in that area, so much that the ATM vestibules were removed and the machines put on the street.

      I can see a store like this working in a private mall in SF, where crusties are cleaned out by mall security on a constant basis, and a bad guy still has to run through a million square foot building in order to get away. However, having this replace a 7-11 in most places means the store will be cleaned out.

      I applaud the effort, and I can see this concept working in areas where the entire area is private, and it is easy for loss prevention to ban someone from the site if they pull something. However, for 99% of the areas, you still will need someone there to call the cops, and cameras cannot do that.

    4. Re:The problem... by Njovich · · Score: 1

      So if you had a mob of 20 people ready to commit a crime, you would rob a convenience store, and not of its cash, but of its products?

      You wouldn't make a great mafia boss. Take that as a compliment.

    5. Re:The problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you think a couple minimum wage people who won't give a shit are a deterrent to this?

    6. Re:The problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have zero clue as to crime motivation.
      Flash mobs of "youths" rob convenient stores and clothing stores all the time. Tons of actual store cam footage on YOUTUBE.

  6. First? Texas has had these for 100 years by raymorris · · Score: 1

    âSan Francisco Gets Its First Cashierless Store"

    First, eh. Texas has had cashierless stores for a hundred years. We call them "vending machines".

    1. Re:First? Texas has had these for 100 years by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that Japan had taken the concept of the vending machine to the level of almost being full-sized stores just by themselves.

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    2. Re:First? Texas has had these for 100 years by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      You can literally buy dogs from a vending machine in Tokyo now. That's not even a joke:

      https://www.dailydot.com/uncli...

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    3. Re:First? Texas has had these for 100 years by rfengr · · Score: 1

      Prostitute vending machine next.

    4. Re:First? Texas has had these for 100 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, this is exactly the same. 100% the same as a vending machine, which most people outside of Texas has never seen. Very smart to call this out. Why did they even bother? They should have just gotten a bunch of vending machines, to have the exact same thing as the store they started. As I've always said, every idea in the universe should be posted on slashdot first so the wise posters here can tell you how its already been done, or how its not a big deal. Then we'd make real progress!

  7. Thugs? Gangs don't take a knee, patriots do, punk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nazi punk-asses like yourself apparently have never seen an actual gang. They would fuck your shit right up lol, faggot nazi bitches.

  8. R A Y M O R R I S I S A L Y I N G N A Z I F A G by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ray Morris is the same lying faggot that backed the White supremacist lies about South Africa a few weeks back. https://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12520486&cid=57184660

  9. It's only the intent that counts. Not consequences by raymorris · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is San Francisco, where what counts is that you had good intentions. Actual consequences of your actions? Consequences smaushcequences.

    Free the minks!

  10. fragmented society by fluffernutter · · Score: 0

    Americans dislike each other so much that they don't even want to talk to a cashier at a store. Sad.

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    1. Re:fragmented society by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The cashier is too busy texting to respond to customers anyway.

    2. Re:fragmented society by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      It's not the talking to the cashier that I don't like. It's the waiting in line to get to the cashier in the first place... especially since so many stores cheap out and staff an inadequate number of cashiers these days... that I hate with a burning passion. Frankly, I'd take any of the solutions: enough cashiers to handle the customers in a timely manner, self-checkouts that aren't flakey as hell with scales that are out-of-calibration and always need an override, or totally cashier-less stores.

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    3. Re:fragmented society by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      No, it's just you...

    4. Re:fragmented society by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      It's not the talking to the cashier that I don't like. It's the waiting in line to get to the cashier in the first place... especially since so many stores cheap out and staff an inadequate number of cashiers these days... that I hate with a burning passion. Frankly, I'd take any of the solutions: enough cashiers to handle the customers in a timely manner, self-checkouts that aren't flakey as hell with scales that are out-of-calibration and always need an override, or totally cashier-less stores.

      Wal-marts self checks have gotten worse with time. It used to work fairly well never had any problems. But then they updated to what looks like a shitty electron app and it has been buggy as hell since. I swear user interfaces peaked 8 to 10 years ago and have gotten worse ever since.

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    5. Re:fragmented society by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's not the talking to the cashier that I don't like. It's the waiting in line to get to the cashier in the first place... especially since so many stores cheap out and staff an inadequate number of cashiers these days...

      They also just hire inadequate cashiers. Most cashiers are terrible at their jobs, because they don't want to pay anyone what they're worth so people with a clue and a job go find a better job. That's why I use self checkout at e.g. Slaveway — I can check out faster than the cashier, even if I have a few produce items. Of course, I try not to shop at places like that, but the truth is that I rarely see a competent cashier in any grocery store any more, and in precious few other places as well.

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    6. Re:fragmented society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad your mother was pro life.

  11. Re: Thugs? Gangs don't take a knee, patriots do, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The AI consists of an algorithm which determines if skin tone is dark, and calls the police while proactively electrifying the taser floor and pumping mace from the fire suppression system.

  12. Test it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hire 3 children's sports teams to register on the App and run in all at once, each grabs as much as they can carry and run out. See what happens. If anything gets "stolen" just use the excuse that you were just testing.

  13. Re: Thugs? Gangs don't take a knee, patriots do, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The AI consists of an algorithm which determines if skin tone is dark, and calls the police while proactively electrifying the taser floor and pumping mace from the fire suppression system.

    That's the Republican convention...

    *(at least until Trump hangs for treason)

  14. Re:R A Y M O R R I S I S A L Y I N G F A G G O T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tolerant liberal

  15. Re:Thugs? Gangs don't take a knee, patriots do, pu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Your impotent rage never fails to amuse me.

  16. Robotic pooper scooper by rfengr · · Score: 2

    Does it have a robot to clean up after the vagrants shit on the floor?

  17. They are doing it the hard Way by WindowsStar · · Score: 1

    I came up with a system 10 years ago that does this and guarantee there is no theft without the cameras. Test it several times and it worked perfectly. Unfortunately it was a head of its time and was a hard sell.

    1. Re:They are doing it the hard Way by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      10 years ago most people were looking at RFID tags as the approach for doing this.

  18. GO GO $15 minimum wage told you so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Raise the minimum wage higher than the cost to roll out tech, this is what you get, fewer jobs

    1. Re:GO GO $15 minimum wage told you so by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Raise the minimum wage higher than the cost to roll out tech, this is what you get, fewer jobs

      No, not fewer jobs. Just different jobs. SF has an unemployment rate of 2.4%, which is far below the national average. Companies are struggling to find workers. Any displaced cashiers will have no problem finding alternative jobs where they are doing something that is actually productive.

      Cashierless stores are being introduced first in high wage locations like SF and Seattle, but once they are debugged and working, they will be deployed everywhere.

    2. Re:GO GO $15 minimum wage told you so by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      Seriously. Everyone here who can rub two brain cells together and sit through some codeacademy courses is calling themselves a NodeJS developer and making six figures these days. Hiring is a beast, signing and referral bonuses are in the five figures now, and it's still damn hard to fill the seats, much less find actual talent. There's barely anyone *left* to be register jockeys; because god forbid those jobs go back to the part-time teenagers who manned registers when I was... well... a teenager.

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    3. Re: GO GO $15 minimum wage told you so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      California has the highest poverty rate too....

    4. Re:GO GO $15 minimum wage told you so by andymadigan · · Score: 1

      I live in San Francisco, I make a decent salary. $15/hr isn't enough to survive in the Bay Area. Every time you walk into a store you're reminded that the people making your coffee, serving your food, stocking the shelves, running the cash register, etc. are paid a pittance. They can probably barely afford wherever they live, and they have a very long commute. There's no social mobility, they'll likely have that kind of job for the rest of their lives. If they don't feel like going in to work one day, they'll probably be fired. If BART goes on strike and they can't get to work, they won't be paid for that day.

      It feels like having slaves, and it feels wrong. Are the people who would have been otherwise employed as cashiers better off unemployed? Probably not, but I'll be going to that store tomorrow. If a high minimum wage will cause more automation, then I say we double it.

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    5. Re: GO GO $15 minimum wage told you so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it doesn't.

    6. Re:GO GO $15 minimum wage told you so by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Cool. So then you won't have to uncomfortably look at those people who make you feel sad. Got it.

    7. Re:GO GO $15 minimum wage told you so by andymadigan · · Score: 1

      That is exactly what I'm saying. That, and avoiding long checkout lines is exactly why this business model will be successful in San Francisco.

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  19. Re:R A Y M O R R I S I S A L Y I N G F A G G O T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For someone who "appears" or claims to be on the left of center, you sure do seem to like the word "faggot". Methinks thou doth protest too much...

    Hate to break it to you buddy, but you would appear to qualify as EXTREME right. Ya know the kind... So extreme right that you scream about homosexuals, until you are hoarse, and then go home to have man-on-man love...

    Let me guess... You're not gay if you beat him up afterwards?

  20. walk over for 'a polite conversation' by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 1

    a store attendant will get a text and walk over for 'a polite conversation

    That's great, but how fast can they RUN?

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  21. Can't wait... by niaxilin · · Score: 1

    I just can't wait for the day when I can no longer buy food without a working, charged smartphone with a corporate grocery app installed. [/sarcasm]

  22. The Tenderloin? by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

    Market between 6th and 7th? Yeah. Good luck with that, guys.

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    1. Re:The Tenderloin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. I live in the area and there's no way I would attempt something like this here. It's feral zombie central. I usually go down to Mission (which is also not great) just to avoid that section of Market.

  23. Re:It's only the intent that counts. Not consequen by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

    The proverb about the pavement on the road to hell notwithstanding, I'll take good intentions that go awry over active malice any day.

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  24. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Walmart had self checkout...big deal

  25. Re:Thugs? Gangs don't take a knee, patriots do, pu by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

    Nazi punk-asses like yourself apparently have never seen an actual gang. They would fuck your shit right up lol, faggot nazi bitches.

    I heartily agree.

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      Hi dear,

        your website is great . I am working on the above company it required some staff.

      Re:http://carvingbrain.com

  27. Pick Me Up by mentil · · Score: 1

    The turnstile was technically unnecessary since thieves would just hop it anyway. Presumably a stolen phone wouldn't help much since it'd be locked and you'd need to unlock it and go into the app, and the phone you're about to steal might not have the app installed.
    I'm skeptical the attendant will be of any use, since there's already a standard technique for dealing with that: have an accomplice tie them up with customer service questions.
    I'm really wondering what happens if you pick something up and hand it to another person. Who gets charged for the item? If it's the person who picks it up, then that opens up "can you lift/reach this thing for me? I'm short/have a bad back/etc." problems/scams.

    --
    Corruption is convincing someone that the selfless ideal is the same as their selfish ideal.
    1. Re:Pick Me Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turnsiles do work.
      Most homeless are too high to have enough motor skills to jump a turnsile.

  28. No turnsile to keep hobos out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In SF. Good fucking luck.

  29. Stop I say! by CBob · · Score: 1

    Or I shall be forced to take your picture again.

    (again)

  30. It's obvious snowflakes don't do their own shoppin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There have been cashierless gorceries in California for some time. I used to love Fresh 'n Easy. Sorry, millennials, you didn't 'invent' something first, yet again.

  31. So I Steal Your Phone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put a bag on my head and walk out of the store with 50 ipads.

  32. Re: $5 wrench by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dont have to hit you for longer than a couple minutes before you will unlock your phone, smartgai.

  33. Re:Thugs? Gangs don't take a knee, patriots do, pu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strong evidence for time travel, because this "insult" is straight out of 2001.

  34. Designs 8-10 yrs ago were "not mobile friendly" by tepples · · Score: 1

    I swear user interfaces peaked 8 to 10 years ago and have gotten worse ever since.

    That sort of coincides with the rise in use of fingers on a 4 inch screen at the expense of a mouse and a 19+ inch screen.

  35. shoplifting by remote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure after a couple of drones make off with the stock or someone trains a dog to run out with an unpaid-for string of sausages..... something will change.

  36. Re:R A Y M O R R I S I S A L Y I N G F A G G O T by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

    the extreme right and the extreme left both rotate around the end to the same, sad, pathetic place.