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Tesla Model 3 Earns Five-Star Crash Safety Rating From NHTSA (jalopnik.com)

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration has awarded the Tesla Model 3 with a five-star safety rating -- the highest possible score. This means that every car Tesla has built has earned a five-star rating. Jalopnik reports: The NHTSA tests cover three primary categories: Frontal Crash, Side Crash, and Rollover, and the Model 3 received the highest ratings in all categories. For some categories, it's easy to understand why Teslas do so well. Rollover resistance, for example, makes sense for cars that carry most of their weight at the very bottom, in the batteries sandwiched in the Tesla's chassis design. Other reasons for the remarkable crash safety may be that, without the need for a heavy chunk of metal as a drivetrain, effective and large crumple zones can be designed in, front and rear. The NHTSA has released videos of their frontal collision test, side pole collision test, and side collision test, for those who like watching these sort of things.

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  1. Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In other stories, people have scoffed at the notion model 3 cars could possibly be more popular than luxury electric models coming out.

    Yet here we have another reason beyond just top acceleration numbers why people may want to get a Tesla rather than something else...

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    1. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So being so smart, you must own a half dozen Model 3â(TM)s already? Oh wait, no youâ(TM)re just a hater

    2. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck yes I want taxpayer/fellow-citizens to pay for my half of the car. If corps can write of the cost of the car as a depreciation, and also get lots of tax incentives, I don't see why I shouldn't get a piece of the pie. You are dumb for not taking it. Are you going to never take a deduction on your tax? lol

    3. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Autocorrect, stop joking!

    4. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they're popular, they're cheap (relatively).

      The concern is the financial position of Tesla, they're losing money hand over fist and certainly the government subsidies aren't going to last forever. You certainly don't want to be buying a car from a company that goes out of business 12 months later. I'm not saying they will but as a TSLA shareholder the erratic behaviour of the leadership and burn rate of cash along with the quality issues are a concern. When all the ducks are in a row Tesla's cars are great but despite my vested interest I'm not going to lie and claim the run rate is anywhere near perfect...at least not yet.

    5. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 0

      Methinks you do not understand what "write-off" means. It means you do not use post-tax dollars - but you still have to PAY for the asset. That is all. Tesla also uses that - they buy machinery and "write off" the costs - meaning they can deduct the legitimate business expense from their gross revenue to reduce their taxable income. But they still have to pay for the machinery. It's a bit different then having other people forcibly paying you to take the car. In one case, there are less taxes collected; in the other, taxes are redistributed from the have-nots (typically those who cannot afford a $50K+ car) to the haves (those who can afford Teslas). But I guess you like stealing from the poor?

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    6. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Nope. I live in the LA area, so I own a motorcycle - and that's it. Great mileage, comfortable, and I am never stuck in traffic thanks to California wisely allowing what 90% of the world's population can do - filter and lane share. I have zero interest in a car with the same range as my motorcycle - and that takes hours to recharge versus 3 minutes (5 gallons of gas pumps plenty quick).

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    7. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I’d avoid the motorcycle in LA bro.
      75 deaths per hundred thousand per year.
      It’s fun till some latte sipping bimbo’s phone beeps and she gotta check that Instagram while putting on eyeliner.

      Join me up north where the MC’s can roam free.

      https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sgvtribune.com/2018/07/03/motorcycle-involved-deaths-have-been-on-the-rise-for-22-years-especially-in-southern-california/amp/

      Stay safe.

    8. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The subsidies should be ending in the near future. They've just about sold all the cars allowed under the program and I highly doubt that Trump or the GOP is going to extend the program for them.

      They've been wasting a ton of money trying to expand to fulfill the need of their narcissistic CEO to have impressive production numbers and they've got way too many employees on the line. A significant number of those jobs would be automated if Musk wasn't so incompetent.

      I'm seeing more Tesla cars now than in the past, but since they seem to think that profits aren't a consideration, they'll go belly up the moment the cheap money goes away. Probably in the near future when the current bubble pops.

    9. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      It can be popular but the manufacturing is still a little bit on the "too little, too late, too expensive" side.

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    10. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      They would have no problem with selling to places with high gasoline prices and low electricity prices such as major parts of Europe.. The world is a large place. And that's ignoring the fact that M3 *is* cheaper that Model S which still sold well despite being more expensive than M3 by more than the amount of the tax break. In any case, Tesla still seems to have more problems with manufacturing rather than with selling whatever they manage to manufacture.

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    11. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which luxury EV scored less than five stars?

    12. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Electricity prices are low nowhere in Europe, except maybe in mafia-infested EU shitholes like Bulgaria. I think Tesla will find it hard to sell many cars in the poorest EU country, though.

    13. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I own an Austin Martin, an MG, two audis, a Benz and a classic landrover, not counting the motorcycles.

      You can't even figure out how to make a Slashdot account, and we're supposed to believe you had the wherewithal to accumulate all those vehicles?

      I'm guessing you're talking about toy model cars, unlike the totally real Koenigsegg and Bugatti Chiron sitting out in my driveway right now. One is for me and the other is for my wife, Morgan Fairchild, which whom I have had sex.

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    14. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Solandri · · Score: 3, Informative

      You do realize that nearly all popular car models get a 5-star crash test rating? It's just that for some reason, a car getting a 5-star safety rating becomes a front-page news story only when it's a Tesla.

      (This is not to denigrate Tesla's safety engineering. The lead safety engineer at BMW gave a guest lecture at my graduate structural engineering class. To our surprise, safety is dead last in the design process. First the artist designs the basic shape of the car. Then all the engineers design the mechanical and electrical components to fit within the artist-defined shape. Finally the safety engineer is given a budget of (say) 25 kg of steel, and told to add reinforcement to make the car pass the government and insurance institute safety tests. So all it would take to design a safer car is to move the safety engineer earlier in the design process, which I believe Tesla has done.)

    15. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by idji · · Score: 2

      I think you are confusing capital expenditure with operating expenses.

    16. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Rei · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hey, when you sell cars below cost

      Model 3 had a positive margin in Q2, and is expected to have a 15% margin this quarter - higher than the industry average.

      $717 million loss last quarter

      Why yes, let's totally take R&D, SG&A, capex, etc on a line that last quarter was operating at a small fraction of its design volumes and pretend like they increase linearly with vehicle volume! Because that's totally a reasonable thing to do. Let's also ignore that last quarter they A) soaked restructuring expenses, which were a cost in Q2 but a benefit from Q3 onwards, B) deliberately held back over 10k cars to avoid tolling the 200k US tax credit limit, C) weren't yet selling the very-high margin AWD and P variants, which now make up the majority of their sales. Let's also totally ignore that the very short argument for why Tesla can't make money - "they have high scrap and rework rates" (typical of new lines; this decreases as lines mature) - actually argues precisely the opposite. Because if you're making positive margins, and then 15% margins with high scrap and rework rates, tell me, what does that mean for margins as production processes get refined over time? Scrap and rework are part of COGS Gross margins are (Revenue - COGS) / Revenue.

      I know, you're in the group which has this notion that everything simply scales linearly with volume, on a line designed for far higher volumes, and all costs remain the same, no matter how much faster they run the lines (which has been seen dramatically over this quarter), no matter how much lower the scrap and rework rates, etc. And this linear spending is supposed to come out of thin air, too. Because Tesla spending over Q2 would mean that they've practically doubled their workforce and built half of a new factory, so I'm looking forward to hearing where Tesla has been secretly recruiting for all the jobs they haven't been posting on their website and where they've been storing these tens of thousands of people and new lines, given that no new line has been built at Fremont since Q2. That's going to be really exciting to find out, no? I'm voting for an underground volcano lair! ;)

      You're in for a rude awakening first with the Q3 report, and then especially the Q4 report.

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    17. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Rei · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It is hot because the batteries burn at high temperature for some.

      Model 3s have been driven (calculations in a previous Slashdot article) about 300-400 million miles so far. In the US, there's a car fire once in every ~20 million miles. So far the shorts (who've been desperate to find any Model 3 fires they can find) have found evidence of one - count it, one - fire in a Model 3. And that was in a Model 3 at the factory (salvage yard: Fremont; miles on the odometer: 1), not an owner vehicle. And when you look at the damage, it's heaviest on the front bumper, least around the battery.

      Meanwhile, new BMWs in South Korea have been catching fire at a rate of half a dozen vehicles per month. Not cars in accidents - most of them have been in parked cars. But of course, we don't report on things like that because, hey, they're not Tesla. Tesla is one of the few automakers which has not had to have fire-related recalls in the past several years. A number of major automakers have had to in the past several months. Gee, who would have ever thought that a combustion vehicle, propelled by combusting a highly flammable fuel, might sometimes have issues with unintended combustion?

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    18. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

      In all categories and all subcategories as well? No, that is not normal, even for luxury cars. Seriously, just compare the pole tests for starters.

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    19. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Rei · · Score: 2
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    20. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One is for me and the other is for my wife, Morgan Fairchild, which whom I have had sex.

      At least you didn't save Fairchild Republic: it would probably be inconvenient to have sex with an A-10 "Warthog".
       

    21. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      The crash tests results of your motorcycle should be very interesting...

    22. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      So when they need $10K for a road, and you could have paid $10K in taxes but, no, you wrote off $5K of it. Who has to pay the other $5K? Other people? I thought so.

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    23. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      If you could power your car with either $5-$6/US gal gasoline, or with a $0.1/kWh "night rate" for electricity, what would you choose? Regardless of whether you view those particular number as high or low.

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    24. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 0

      Do other people get to use the road, too? Can I come and use your Model 3 about 15% of the time, to cover the $7500 tax subsidy you get? Do you have to let others use your car 15% of the time?

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    25. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Hey, when you sell cars below cost

      Model 3 had a positive margin in Q2, and is expected to have a 15% margin this quarter - higher than the industry average.

      Citation needed. Their financial report - you know, what they have to legally submit with real numbers to not be charged with even more SEC violations - do not support your claim at all. Why do you INSIST on ignoring their actual published numbers? Do you like living in fantasy land?

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    26. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      At $49k for the cheapest Tesla you can reasonably expect to have delivered to you, the Model 3 is a luxury car.

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    27. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by jeremyp · · Score: 2

      I think, anybody that owned an Aston Martin would know how to spell it.

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    28. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      A US gallon of petrol contains 33 kilowatt hours of energy which makes it about 50% more expensive than your night rate. However, you have the convenience that you get the same price if you need to "recharge" during the day and it only takes a few minutes.

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    29. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      It's the same reason that a car gets a front page news story when it catches fire, or crashes only when it's a Tesla.

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    30. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Now you're just being ridiculous. The point is, if you pay less taxes other people have to pay more. That's all. Public property and private property are funded differently, if you need to have it spelled out for you.

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    31. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Rei · · Score: 1

      Link

      Do you not even read the quarterly reports? Seriously, what's wrong with you? Literally the second line in the update letter... boldface in the original... "Model 3 gross margin turned slightly positive in Q2, expecting roughly 15% in Q3"

      First you mistakenly thought that quarterly statements come out on the last day of the quarter, and now you show that you don't even know what's in them. Geez... I hope for your sake that it's not your own money that you're investing.

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    32. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet here we have another reason beyond just top acceleration numbers why people may want to get a Tesla rather than something else...

      Well I can't speak for everyone but the number of airbags and crumple zones has never been a comparison criteria when I've been choosing my next car. On the other hand comfort, style, acceleration, efficiency and cost are top considerations and I'm pretty sure that's the case for most other people.

    33. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Overall five stars yes, but not all 5 stars.
      There are [only] two other cars that get rated as high: The Toyota Camry and Subaru Forester
      https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidkiley5/2018/09/20/can-tesla-model-3s-five-star-nhtsa-rating-change-elon-musks-bad-month/#42426833103b

    34. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Hope you are a registered organ donor. Shame to see all those parts go to waste when the inevitable happens

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    35. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Fail. Gross margin is NOT margin. It's a partial measure of the cost of the car. You fail. Tesla lost over $17,000 PER VEHICLE in Q2 2018. We'll see how much they lose in Q3 - want to take a bet?

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    36. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At $49k for the cheapest Tesla you can reasonably expect to have delivered to you, the Model 3 is a luxury car.

      Sorry bud, it ain't 1975 anymore. Things change. $50k gets you a basic sedan or minivan with some nice options. In recent years "Luxury" is >$100k in practical terms. Merely having A/C, power windows, and a radio isn't considered living the jet set lifestyle anymore.

      But what do I know, any time I look at new car pricing I decide to do what I've always done. Go find something used, at least 5 years old, in a condition I'm happy with, and at a far lower price. Typically 10-20% of what the average new car sells for. Then again, I am also not afraid to get my hands dirty and change the oil or brake pads.

    37. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by AlwinBarni · · Score: 1

      Do other people get to use the road, too? Can I come and use your Model 3 about 15% of the time, to cover the $7500 tax subsidy you get? Do you have to let others use your car 15% of the time?

      Taxes deductions is a very old concept, you're extremely biased here.
      How about deductions for mortgages, are you saying someone not having a house can live in someone else's house for some time for free just because they can deduct they mortgage interests from payed taxes and the former cannot?

    38. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by lgw · · Score: 1

      You can volunteer to pay extra taxes, fluffer. Did you volunteer to pay an extra $5k? Or are you only generous with other people's money? Thought so.

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    39. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      At $49k for the cheapest Tesla you can reasonably expect to have delivered to you, the Model 3 is a luxury car.

      Sorry bud, it ain't 1975 anymore. Things change. $50k gets you a basic sedan or minivan with some nice options.

      Bull.

      Fucking.

      Shit.

      A brand new Volkwagen Jetta with all the options is still less than $32K. If you're paying over fifty thousand for a "basic sedan," you're a moron and the salesperson is a thief.

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    40. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Electricity is not cheap in Bulgaria. In fact it's a bit more expensive than some other EU countries, precisely because corrupt politicians are making money in the energy sector.

    41. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by lgw · · Score: 1

      Much simpler way to explain this: they make a profit vs the costs that scale per car made. They take a bath on fixed and one-time costs. What happens when volume increases?

      You get a bit wordy, and I think people get lost in it.

      The real argument is "where will sales plateau, vs what's the running cost of servicing debt". I remain skeptical there: sedans just aren't that popular in the US. 5k per week is impressive, if Tesla can sustain that, but I'm not sure it's enough (and it's never going to be 10k - Tesla will need a pickup truck for real volume in the US).

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    42. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How does a comment like this get a "4, Informative" rating? The reason that it's news is that it has received a 5-star safety rating in EVERY CATEGORY rather than just an overall 5-star category (which is generally achieved with ratings lower than 5-stars in several categories). I mean.. If you're going to complain about it being news all over, it would be a good idea to read one sample rather than just the Slashdot summary (which of course also misses the point, but that's to be expected).

    43. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Rei · · Score: 1

      I was talking about gross margins . "Margin" is on its own a nonspecific term, and can be gross, operating, pretax or net; you're trying to declare it to be a synonym with net margin, which it is not.

      Now we revert back to our previous "where is the mythical doubling of personnel and facilities?" argument that you've refused to address above. I guess we'll find out about Tesla's secret new volcano lair after (snicker) "a week"? ;)

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    44. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Then since you are talking about gross margins, you also realize that is pretty much irrelevant. Net margin is what matters. Gross margin of Tesla seems higher than other car companies - but they are losing money fast. And that's not from capital expenditures... And numbers will start leaking out in about a week - or do you claim that there are ZERO numbers about Tesla's Q3 performance until the full GAAP and SEC-certified statements are released?

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    45. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are such a fucking liar! Everything you said was believable until you said you had sex.

    46. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I've checked the current local rates, and for a dollar, you can buy approximately 22 MJ in gasoline, or approximately 50 MJ in electricity. So you get about 2.3 times as much energy for your money. This is without considering drivetrain efficiency. Wildly assuming 30% for ICEs (ICE and gear losses) and 80% for a battery drivetrain (charging, electric motor and gear losses), electricity becomes about six times more cost-efficient when it comes to vehicles. And recharging during the day seems like the rarer case.

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    47. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      According to Eurostat, Bulgaria *is* on average the cheapest EU country when it comes to electricity. Perhaps in relative terms (normalized to income), the situation is different.

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    48. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by DrXym · · Score: 1

      They're not sold below cost. I can think of many reasons to hate on Tesla but this isn't one of them.

    49. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Funny story I looked it up,

      Since you used BMW as an example I checked of the 522 BMWs that NHTSA has data for on their website only 18 received 5 stars in frontal crash ratings....and all of those 18 vehicles only got 4 stars on their rollover ratings, i believe they were all SUVs.

      so no, apparently it's not all that easy to get 5 stars in frontal, side, and rollover crash ratings

    50. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Rei · · Score: 1

      Then since you are talking about gross margins, you also realize that is pretty much irrelevant. Net margin is what matters

      Gross margin is the portion of a balance sheet that by design scales linearly and (roughly immediately) with production volumes. And production volumes are (for the most part) the one thing that we, as outsiders, can actually observe as the quarter progresses, so it's the only thing that gives us insights into the Q3 balance sheet. I say "for the most part" because we can also observe hiring/layoffs and new facility construction, but you've already decided that money gets spent regardless of whether people are actually hired and facilities actually built , as if it just vanishes into a black hole "because" ;)

      And that's not from capital expenditures

      Capex is part of "cost of revenues", which is $3,4B, versus the $750M you obsess over in SG&A.

      ... And numbers will start leaking out in about a week - or do you claim that there are ZERO numbers about Tesla's Q3 performance until the full GAAP and SEC-certified statements are released?

      Production / delivery numbers come out in a week. Nothing to do with margins, SG&A, or anything else. Just production / delivery volumes. Your comment:

      we're about a week out from finding out just how much they lost

      -... is hilarious, as you're adamantly convinced in your short positions and yet don't even know when key information about the company comes out.

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    51. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      Your problem is that you have that stupidly unrealistic expectation that a company should be profitable overnight, that might happen for a small company but it won't for a company that needs massive investment in equipment, people and time to get running.

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    52. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Overnight? I didn't realize a 15 year old company, shipping product for 10 years, was still considered "overnight". Especially when their basic COGM + sales costs make it negative (not including interest on the debt, etc).

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    53. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you own a house? if so, if you're still claiming tax deductions, stop immediately! a noble gent like you does not want to mooch off the rest of us, does he?

    54. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I own an Austin Martin, an MG, two audis, a Benz and a classic landrover, not counting the motorcycles.

      You can't even figure out how to make a Slashdot account, and we're supposed to believe you had the wherewithal to accumulate all those vehicles?

      I'm guessing you're talking about toy model cars, unlike the totally real Koenigsegg and Bugatti Chiron sitting out in my driveway right now. One is for me and the other is for my wife, Morgan Fairchild, which whom I have had sex.

      Yeah, that's the ticket.

    55. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At $49k for the cheapest Tesla you can reasonably expect to have delivered to you, the Model 3 is a luxury car.

      Sorry bud, it ain't 1975 anymore. Things change. $50k gets you a basic sedan or minivan with some nice options.

      Bull.

      Fucking.

      Shit.

      A brand new Volkwagen Jetta with all the options is still less than $32K. If you're paying over fifty thousand for a "basic sedan," you're a moron and the salesperson is a thief.

      Indeed, even the low end luxury cars start at $30k.

    56. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't even figure out how to make a Slashdot account, and we're supposed to believe you had the wherewithal to accumulate all those vehicles?

      Ill never understand the AC hate here, esp. considering it's a tech site with a penchant for privacy.

      Have the club for yourselves, as it were.

    57. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes because AC indicates that we want what we say to follow us into every business meeting, job interview, news site, and back alley we walk into for the rest of our life.

      Yes, we understand that it doesn't give credit to what we say. But at least we have the freedom to say what we want, what we mean without reprocutions. You do realize that in most places being anonymous is a safe practice, like wearing a condom. Or are we cowards for planning our future and not wanting a baby yet? Maybe we should change your tag to registered ****.

    58. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      Ill never understand the AC hate here, esp. considering it's a tech site with a penchant for privacy.

      Because people who are serious about tech figured out early on that completely anonymous online posting was mainly a refuge for vandals, trolls, and jackoffs, whereas pseudonymous interaction allows for the same protection, but your comments stay with you so they can be taken into account by those reading them.

      Free speech has never meant speech without consequences.

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    59. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      No, I'm perfectly fine with tax deductions. Now, direct cash giveaways, that's a different thing. It's not deduction, it's a reduction of actual tax, and is equivalent to about a $38,000 reduction in income - quite a bit higher than the typical mortgage deduction.

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    60. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      I pay more in property tax than I save in Federal income tax via mortgage interest deductions. I suspect that is more the norm than the exception, too.

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    61. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also he spelled Aston Martin wrong, what a numbnuts

    62. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is quite pointless to argue with the paid shills about Tesla. Until the troll collective behind Rei stops getting paid by Musk to argue how great Tesla's financials are, you won't get them to admit reality - they have talking points.

    63. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would anybody bother paying shills for slashdot? Itâ(TM)s a bunch of old IT workers living in their motherâ(TM)s basement.

    64. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a good hypothesis, but it doesn't line up well with the facts. What you call "fixed" and "one-time" costs are anything but. There is a bunch of stuff Tesla does not include in the calculation of the gross margins, but it is positively related to volume.

      But that, while important in terms of accounting, is the smallest problem.

      The tremendous problem Tesla faces bigly is that it is basically a reactive organization, which doesn't easily learn from failure. It ventures unprepared, and when it hits a snag, the first reflex is to blame someone - the "shorts", the "saboteurs", the "dishonest media". There are enough rumors to hint that credit for good decisions goes to the Chairman Elon, and that all punishment for bad decisions goes to the people who actually work there.

      This is the doom of Tesla. If Musk had been restrained to the role of stock sales manager in 2012, things might have been better, but today there's no chance.

      Tesla will fail.

    65. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without some controlled deformation, where do YOU think the energy of the collision in the Model 3 goes? Hint: itâ(TM)s made of meat and is located in the drivers seat.

      Also, great job comparing a new 2018 car to one based on a 10 year old platform that isnâ(TM)t sold anymore. Do you fight children too?

    66. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Iâ(TM)d avoid the motorcycle in LA bro.
      75 deaths per hundred thousand per year.

      Shhh!

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    67. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ambien does miracles to your thinking. Shills secured.

    68. Re:Any people wonder why the model 3 is hot by AlwinBarni · · Score: 1

      Electric Vehicle Tax Credit is not a giveaway, works the same like mortgage interests tax credit - you do not pay part of the taxes you owe to the government if you:
      - bought a house with mortgage and pay interests for it
      - bought an electric vehicle
      One does not get money, just pays less taxes in both cases.

      US tax code has many items one can deduct either before (from income) or after (from own taxes), electric vehicle credit is one of many. I understand you might not like it - sent letters to your representatives about abolishing any tax deductions and accept the democratic principles US is based on, where not only your voice counts.

  2. wrong video link for side collision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You linked the Side Pole Collision test twice, instead of including the side collision test as well.

  3. This means that every car Tesla has built by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would be four, yes? Roadster, Model S, Model E ( or 3), and Model X. (Waiting for the Model Y)

    How many models does, oh, picking at random, GM have with a five star rating?

    And frankly, these days, if you set out to design a car that will pass, I'm pretty sure it will pass.

    No, I don't hate Tesla, or Elon. I do hate the 'Tesla can do no wrong' mentality.

    1. Re:This means that every car Tesla has built by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not all models of Tesla are certified, by far. Most of the cars Tesla has built have not, hence the Tesla shills shilling here about the $50k Trabby with the tablet.

    2. Re: This means that every car Tesla has built by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't mean every car built has that rating, that's not how product testing works. If they have test results for a model, then that model has that rating. I'm not sure why they made that leap

  4. Time for a breath of fresh air by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now can we finally see the end of the morons claiming that Tesla doesn't know how to build cars, because it's harrrrrrrd? Sure, it's a hard job. That's why Tesla hired people who know how to do it.

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    1. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Luckyo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The lies are getting rather desperate considering that the only two automotive majors that haven't gone bankrupt are Ford and Tesla. All others have.

      You have to at least try to make it look like you're not just lying through your teeth you know.

    2. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Tesla still doesn't know how to build cars. As in, in volume

      Can you build 8000 cars a month? Because Tesla is almost there.

      You see, once they figured out how to actually produce in volume, from there it's very easy to scale up (as long as you are not constrained by suppliers).

      Building them for sale without going broke is what is hard, and what Tesla cannot do.

      That sounds scary! Lucky for Tesla what you are saying is a bald-faced lie. But then you are an AC so I'm sure no-one believed what you were saying anyway.

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    3. Re:Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting 5 stars isn’t hard. A shit ton of cars are five Star safety rates. The difference is those other cars don’t have their bumpers falling off.

    4. Re:Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol... Just don't hit any road debris. The battery pack protection is like the ford pinto of electric cars...boom..

    5. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://jalopnik.com/bumper-falls-off-brand-new-tesla-model-3-after-30-minut-1828306917

    6. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really now? Tesla an "automotive major"? Don't be ridiculous, they are a boutique shop with a huge debt problem and a value destroyer.

    7. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No I cannot build 8k cars a month all by myself. Neither can Felon Musk, for that matter, even with a factory.

      Also, you meant to say "a week", but you spat too angrily, shill.

      Finally, we're all ACs here, random nickname.

    8. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      It is just a flesh wound, and will be fixed by an OTA.

    9. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    10. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drinks My Poo said it already upthread, Tesla cars are hot. Of course they will self-ignite from time to time. It is part of the appeal.

    11. Re:Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They build cars, just that other companies do it better for the same money. They're well into luxury car pricing; starting price of the Model 3 is $64,000 CAD, which puts it well into the BMW, Audi, and Lexus price range. For that kind of money you're looking can get a Lexus ES Hybrid with more or less everything and one of the industry's best records for reliability and lowest probability for problems.

      For that kind of money, I'd expect a slightly better level of refinement from the vehicle. Hopefully they'll iron out those issues in the future, but for now a Tesla isn't something I'd use my own money to buy.

    12. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But then you are an AC so I'm sure no-one believed what you were saying anyway."

      Why would "SuperKendall" by more reliable than AC?
      argumentum ad verecundiam

    13. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by darkHanzz · · Score: 1

      They are improving, but most likely not at 8000, rather around 4000 cars per week: https://www.bloomberg.com/grap...

    14. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, "New data from insiders comes to us through Electrek, which says that during the past seven days, Tesla produced around 6,700 cars – that’s near the record from June."

      Quoting a Tesla-shilling site that has been wrong or outright lying throughout its existence? Please, stupid, be serious.

    15. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by McWilde · · Score: 2

      4000 a week is rather a lot more than 8000 a month.

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    16. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you remind me, when did Toyota go bankrupt? And Volkswagen? How about Renault? And Peugeot? For some reason I have trouble recalling all these bankruptcies.

      +1 for calling Tesla an 'automotive major' though. It's hilarious.

    17. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can, you just have to push the orders one month, and pad the sales sheet the next one.
      It helps if you have customization that need time to be sorted out in the factory, logistical 'problems etc. You don't have to postpone every month, only every other. That way, when you actually push a given month, make sure you post on a all social media and news to prop the stock price.
      But, but the look of it, you already made up your mind about what reality you want to believe in, so this is rather pointless.

    18. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Nissan went bankrupt?

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    19. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spithole Kendall wanted to say 8k/wk.

    20. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      I would suggest he meant American majors. There are plenty of foreign automajors that are running just fine.

    21. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see more Tesla than I do Kia in northern Europe. They are an international dealer.

      If Tesla is Boutique, then for sure Mazarati and Lambourghini are too, right (Tesla outsells them in terms of units shipped - tesla ships as much in a month as both of them do combined for an entire year).

    22. Re:Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we could only see the end of Tesla cheerleaders I'd be happy. Very happy. You know, unlike everyone who owns a bunch of Tesla stock lately...

    23. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Rather obvious considering parent claim was "chapter eleven".

    24. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      Maserati and Lamborghini definitely are boutique.

      But that's not the point. Tesla is not an automative major just because you have found another manufacturer that sells fewer cars in your territory.

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    25. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consistent with Ford's corporate goal of being the second-best automotive manufacturer (because that's good enough and first would be too expensive).

    26. Re:Time for a breath of fresh air by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Who's claiming that? I'd guess most of the people claiming 'building cars is hard' are talking more broadly about NOT JUST THE BUILDING of them, but the marketing, the selling, the supporting of them, and making it a successful business - which has yet to be seen for Tesla. They have a technically superior product in many ways...yet really, the only people driving them today are fanbois of a (still) relatively niche fraction of the typical automobile audience.
      It remains to be seen how durable Tesla is, and how these cars do in the aftermarket, which is a significant part of a car's lifespan - and which has a lot to do with durability, replacement parts, and service networks.

      By the way, building cards technically IS hard. They are able to do it quite well, they've proved that to my standard, certainly. This 5 star rating is a laudable achievement and - more importantly for me as a buyer - a sign that the company has good priorities about what's important.

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    27. Re:Time for a breath of fresh air by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Who's claiming that?

      You must be new here, where here is defined as "in conversations about Tesla on Slashdot" where it's pretty much guaranteed that numerous people (or at least ACs, it's never sure that they're actually human) will claim that Tesla can't build cars, or some variation on that like "now Tesla is finding out how hard it is to build an actual car" etc etc.

      I'd guess

      Don't guess, read.

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    28. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I would suggest he meant American majors. There are plenty of foreign automajors that are running just fine.

      That depends on how you define "just fine". Nissan couldn't survive without Renault. Fiat couldn't survive without Chrysler (and may not survive with them.) The big German automakers are being investigated for collusion on emissions devices, and they might well have been in financial trouble if they had to implement those things as the cost of vehicles went up and their sales were further eroded by Japanese vehicles. As far as I can see, the only major automakers really making it in the world are Honda and Toyota, and maybe Kia/Hyundai but I haven't familiarized myself with the extent to which it is/they are (one company? two companies? sometimes they act like one, sometimes like two) state-supported.

      It's hard times for automakers all over because it's hard times all over.

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    29. Re:Time for a breath of fresh air by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      This 5 star rating is a laudable achievement and - more importantly for me as a buyer - a sign that the company has good priorities about what's important.

      So where are the articles and praise for Ford, GM, BMW, Mercedes, Nissan, Volvo and all the other manufacturers who build cars that receive 5 start NHTSA ratings?

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    30. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mazda, Nissan, Peugeot, VW,Toyota, Fiat ... gone bankrupt - when?

    31. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it was a short month?

    32. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      That desperation when you're trying really hard to pretend that op didn't cite chapter 11, making reply obviously refer to US majors.

    33. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      Most of those companies are in partnerships/alliances to stave off money problems by sharing platforms and include buying bankrupted manufacturers like Citroen e.g. Mazda-Ford, Nissan-Renault, Peugot-citreon-opel, Fiat-Chrysler-Maserati - it'll be hard to find a large manufacturer operating on its own these days

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    34. Re:Time for a breath of fresh air by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      problem is that when people post ignorant crap about something like tesla/systemd etc, you will get people posting to correct the ignorant crap - its just your problem that you see them all as cheerleaders - some people just like to put corrections and facts out there.

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    35. Re:Time for a breath of fresh air by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      Tesla gets mentioned because its news and refutes the crap the naysayers put out there. Once Telsa is mainstream, you'll not hear that much. Who cares about Ford, GM, BMW, Mercedes, Nissan, Volvo etc, they should be getting right as they are old tech and been around a long time, the news would be about them when they fail to get the 5 rating

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    36. Re:Time for a breath of fresh air by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Fair point!

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    37. Re:Time for a breath of fresh air by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What's amusing is that I have arguments on Fb with friends with Teslas about the shortcomings, then I come over here and I have arguments about their achievements. Because of what you said, what bothers me is falsehood. I have my own reservations about Tesla — for example, their recent T&C change denying supercharger use to people using their Teslas for commercial purposes suggests that their much-vaunted charging network ain't up to the task of letting people use their EVs in the same way that they use their ICEs.

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    38. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chapter 11 of what? And why specifically US majors? There are only two and they are almost irrelevant on a global scale.

    39. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fiat couldn't survive without Chrysler (and may not survive with them.)

      That was the other way around. Fiat rescued Chrysler when they were close to bankruptcy and didn't have a single vehicle anyone outside of North America would buy.

      The big German automakers are being investigated for collusion on emissions devices, and they might well have been in financial trouble if they had to implement those things as the cost of vehicles went up and their sales were further eroded by Japanese vehicles

      The investigation has been going on for a while and it has yet to turn up any evidence and considering the fact that the the competition did not implement those things either, I highly doubt it would have made any financial difference. Even if it did, it would not have made the difference between billions of profits every year and struggling to continue to exist like the US car makers did. Also, I highly doubt Japanese vehicles are the competition they worry about, with the market share of the Japanese car makers dropping for about twenty-five years straight. Only Toyota and Nissan have survived as mass-market makers and Nissan only by using Renault platforms and engines. In the premium and luxury segment, where the profits are made, the Japanese aren't competing at all.

      As far as I can see, the only major automakers really making it in the world are Honda and Toyota, and maybe Kia/Hyundai but I haven't familiarized myself with the extent to which it is/they are (one company? two companies? sometimes they act like one, sometimes like two) state-supported.

      Honda, seriously? They have been quietly fading away for many years. Last time I checked, they sold fewer cars than Jaguar Land Rover. The car makers most consistently turning profits are VW, Daimler, BMW and Toyota. Recently, Renault-Nissan and PSA have also had very healthy margins and especially Renault-Nissan and VW are likely to become leaders in EVs. Daimler probably too.

    40. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please donâ(TM)t forget about us up here in Sweden making cars. Volvo has been making all time sales records every year for the last five years. The cars are extremely safe, extremely comfortable, well equipped, and reasonably priced. Their sales are up something like 40% YoY in the US because people are getting tired of the Germans selling them progressively worse cars for more money, the Americans forgot how to make a car people wanted to buy, and the Asians donâ(TM)t know how to make a car comfortable.

    41. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, Volvo Cars, the Chinese car maker.

    42. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      8000 cars a month, that is almost 1% of what the largest car manufacturers produce. In fact, compared to the smaller ones, it is even a few percent. Unfortunately, Tesla are probably fudging their numbers as usual and they still aren't able to produce a decent level of quality consistently.

    43. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, none of those companies is anywhere near as obnoxiously arrogant as Tesla and contrary to Tesla, they generally have their act together and deliver what they promise without getting enormous praise for empty promises all the time.

    44. Re:Time for a breath of fresh air by drsquare · · Score: 1

      They don't know how to build cars. That's why the X is the most unreliable car you can buy. That's why they have an 84% rework rate on the Model 3 line. That's why they have thousands of cars parked up waiting for rework and new paint jobs. That's why they're losing so much money.

      That's why Tesla hired people who know how to do it.

      Then fired them because they disagreed with Musk over soft tooling, or the alien dreadnought which was replaced by forklifts and manual labour in a tent full of junk and dust. Time and time again the experts are proven right, and Musk wrong. Hence the meltdowns. CEOs of successful companies don't pull the shit he pulls.

    45. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by drsquare · · Score: 1

      That comment of Musk is going to be extra juicy when they go bust. It'd probably be better for them if they went into Chapter 11, but it would wipe out Musk and destroy his credibility, and his ego comes first.

    46. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by drsquare · · Score: 1

      You see, once they figured out how to actually produce in volume, from there it's very easy to scale up

      Except they haven't figured it out. A burst week where they use a weasel term 'factory gated', including unfinished cars sent out to a giant parking lot in the desert, and an 84% reject rate, followed by a week-long shut down because it was so unsustainable. This is not figured it out. And it isn't easy to scale up, cars are not software.

      If scaling up was easy, Tesla wouldn't be losing so much money, wouldn't be dependent on junk bonds for cash flow, and wouldn't be having to rework 84% of cars off the production line.

    47. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Please donÃ(TM)t forget about us up here in Sweden making cars. Volvo has been making all time sales records every year for the last five years.

      This is the Volvo that first had to be bought out by Ford and then had to be bought out by the Chinese, right? An all-time sales record for Volvo is what, five cars? Six?

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    48. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That was the other way around. Fiat rescued Chrysler when they were close to bankruptcy and didn't have a single vehicle anyone outside of North America would buy.

      In fact, neither company can survive without the other... or likely, with the other. Remember how Sergio was running around begging everyone to partner with FCA? There's a reason for that.

      Regardless, the vehicles keeping the whole thing afloat are Jeeps and Dodge muscle cars. You know, Chryslers.

      The big German automakers are being investigated for collusion on emissions devices, and they might well have been in financial trouble if they had to implement those things as the cost of vehicles went up and their sales were further eroded by Japanese vehicles

      The investigation has been going on for a while and it has yet to turn up any evidence and considering the fact that the the competition did not implement those things either, I highly doubt it would have made any financial difference.

      What? Are you new? That is literally the opposite of what makes sense. The investigation is into whether the German automakers colluded to not implement those things. It made a financial difference in the bottom lines of all three corporations specifically because they all did it.

      Honda, seriously? They have been quietly fading away for many years. Last time I checked, they sold fewer cars than Jaguar Land Rover. The car makers most consistently turning profits are VW, Daimler, BMW and Toyota.

      Yeah, and three of those companies probably colluded on emissions devices, which is the reason they profited. Toyota, of course, I did not name as a failing corporation because they are actually successful. I don't know why, I wouldn't buy a Toyota over a Honda if you blew me, but there it is. Honda's sales may have slipped, but they are still decidedly profitable.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    49. Re:Time for a breath of fresh air by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      They don't know how to build cars. That's why the X is the most unreliable car you can buy.

      [citation needed]

      That's why they have an 84% rework rate on the Model 3 line.

      [citation needed]

      That's why they have thousands of cars parked up waiting for rework and new paint jobs.

      [citation needed]

      That's why they're losing so much money.

      They're losing money because they've been growing their business. They make money for every car they sell, they have no loss-leader models like all the major automakers do, designed to entice customers to their brand — because customers are already sufficiently enticed.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    50. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      My name is neither "google" or "duckduckgo".

    51. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Getting even more desperate, but at least this time, this isn't an AC account. Tesla may go bankrupt tomorrow, or in a hundred years from now.

      But it hasn't gone bankrupt yet, unlike every major domestic competitor it had save one. And so, folks like you are seething with hatred and rage at their utter inability to earn money on someone else's misfortune.

    52. Re:Time for a breath of fresh air by drsquare · · Score: 1

      They're losing money because they've been growing their business.

      Nope, they make operating losses. They'd be losing money even without growing their business. That's why they're in so much debt. Unlike Amazon, they can't fund their expansion from their own cash flow, because they don't have any, so they borrow at high interest rates.

      The entire company is a loss-leader.

    53. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, Volvo only sold the car division to Ford because they needed cash for their failed attempt to merge with Scania. Volvo Cars was actually doing quite well before Ford started ruining it.

    54. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, neither company can survive without the other... or likely, with the other. Remember how Sergio was running around begging everyone to partner with FCA? There's a reason for that.

      Regardless, the vehicles keeping the whole thing afloat are Jeeps and Dodge muscle cars. You know, Chryslers.

      Fiat was too strapped for cash after buying Chrysler to invest much in its own models, so it focused on getting more profits from Chrysler in North America when the oil prices started to drop. It did so very well, but now it is hugely dependent on a single region and on oil prices remaining low. This can turn ugly very quickly if the North American apetite for new cars reduces (which is already happening) or when oil becomes much more expensive. Marchionne wanted a partner with a more stable base and more stable finances to weather such conditions. Unfortunately, nobody was interested.

      The investigation is into whether the German automakers colluded to not implement those things. It made a financial difference in the bottom lines of all three corporations specifically because they all did it.

      Nobody else implemented those things in passenger cars either, so if the alleged collusion did in fact exist, it cannot have made a big difference. And even if the big three had used those things, it would have made at most a few hundred Euros difference in relatively high-margin products (which would have probably been sold at a slightly higher price too). It would not have changed a thing about the fact that all three are healthy, profitable companies with decent cash reserves.

      Yeah, and three of those companies probably colluded on emissions devices, which is the reason they profited

      No it isn't. Firstly, the collusion probably never happened. Secondly, they would not have used used those devices in most models anyway, since competitors got away with not using them either. Finally, even if the alleged collusion did exist and if it actually made a difference in the choice of emissions equipment, the total cost savings involved would have been a small fraction of their profits.

    55. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good for you, but that doesn't answer the question. Also, this chapter 11 thing (whatever it may be) wasn't mentioned in the original post making the ridiculous claim that all automotive majors had gone bankrupt.

    56. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, I earned a lot of money from the Tesla longs. Thanks for holding. I promise I'll cover at $4.20 and not at $0, so that you get something back.

    57. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      My name still isn't google or duckduckgo.

    58. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      No problem.

      Full disclosure: I do not own, and never have owned, loaned or interacted in comparable ways with any Tesla stock. With your prediction abilities, I'd get out of stock market yesterday.

    59. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your name is still not relevant and your post is still wrong.

    60. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Just because you can't make a search to confirm very basic points doesn't make argument wrong.

      But you can keep AC trolling away.

    61. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your original claim was:

      The lies are getting rather desperate considering that the only two automotive majors that haven't gone bankrupt are Ford and Tesla. All others have.

      This is an outright lie, even if we are willing to act like Tesla is an automotive major. When called out, you started lying that you mentioned some chapter in that post (which you very clearly did not). Apparently, the mentioning of said chapter would have reduced the supposed validity of the original claim to some random shithole country not exactly known for making quality cars, but unfortunately you forgot to do so, but expect other people to act like you did not forget.

      When posed with questions, you now start repeating that you are not named after a web search engine. That is very nice and all, but it doesn't change the fact that your original post was an outright lie and that you do not seem very willing to answer questions about your statements.

    62. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      I'm interested how long you're going to pretend to actually have a point, instead of just conceding that your trolling didn't work. Go on.

    63. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So this is your way of admitting none of what you wrote in this thread made any sense? Good.

    64. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      No, this is my way of saying that your mindless stupidity in believing in your trolling is intriguing, and I want to know more about it.

      Please elaborate.

    65. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are simply never going to admit that you were wrong?

    66. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Are you?

    67. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I what?

    68. Re: Time for a breath of fresh air by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

  5. Correct links? by Sebby · · Score: 2

    The second and third links, while different, seem to be the exact same video?

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    1. Re:Correct links? by Sebby · · Score: 2

      Of course, I should have RTFA first since it has all three different videos already.

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  6. Bureaucrat tests designed by committee... by magarity · · Score: 1

    The Insurance Institute for Highway Safety has much more realistic tests.

    1. Re:Bureaucrat tests designed by committee... by hankwang · · Score: 1

      Could you explain this statement? I googled a bit, but it doesn't seem like this is a commonly held opinion.

    2. Re:Bureaucrat tests designed by committee... by magarity · · Score: 1

      Look at the videos of the NTSB tests: straight into a brick wall and sliding perfectly sideways into a pole. OK, maybe on a rare occasion an accident like that somehow happens but then look at the IIHS test videos. More likely oncoming traffic is partially into the lane so realistic head on collisions are offset halfway or so. And getting hit in the side is more likely to be t-boned by another car at an intersection and not sliding into a pole and the difference in shape of the impacting object has a huge difference in the outcome.

    3. Re: Bureaucrat tests designed by committee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As does Euro NCAP. I'm waiting for the results from those tests before drawing any conclusions about the safety of a product from a company that has trouble getting even the most basic things right.

  7. Re:Thanks Rei by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly so has a shit ton of other cars.

  8. More examples of 5-star rated car manufacturers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Audi, Bentley, BMW, Chrysler, Ford, Honda, Kia, Mazda, Toyota, etc...

    Why is this in the a tech story that matters?

  9. Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hey, when you sell cars below cost

    Well we all know AC's lie, but by how much?

    Here's a good example of a real-life measurement you can use to determine how much fabrication goes into the average AC statement, because Tesla has around a 20% profit margin per car - 5x higher than Ford. Kind of a lot different than "losing money on every car".

    Hey, who you gonna believe, a smooth-talking AC where *certainly* has nothing against Tesla, or your lying Ars?

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    1. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1, Informative

      Funny, Tesla's published GAAP financials say you are wrong. Their gross profit may be positive, but include the REQUIRED SG&A expenses needed to make that revenue (SG&A being Sales, General and Administrative - functions you CANNOT live without if you want to, you know, actually sell, deliver, and coordinate manufacturing) and they lost money.

      Now add in interest only - not even principal payments - and you're at a bigger loss. And this is interest needed to see the production even happen - not including R&D or any of the other "ancillary" operations. Gross margin minus SG&A minus interest payments and you're at $300 million lost.

      And of course, if you look at their OWN FINANCIALS, you will see that last quarter they lost $717 million overall. How do you have a positive profit margin if you lose money? You're either ignorant or lying - but because I've told you this several times - I'll choose lying.

      Go ahead, show the financial report (not carefully selected items out of the REQUIRED SEC postings) that show they make a profit. You can't. Sorry!

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    2. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Tesla has around a 20% profit margin per car - 5x higher than Ford. Kind of a lot different than "losing money on every car".

      So presumably you read the article you linked? Did you really not find the use of 'gross margin' for Tesla's calculations to be a little strange? If not then it's time for you to be educated, here's a handy explainer for you.

    3. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      They technically lose money on every car in terms of taxation as a result of depreciation of capital assets which is pretty good for manufacturing, plant, buildings, as well as design and development deductions which run pretty high. So it is logical that a new manufacturer for tax purposes will pretty much lose money for the first decade. You as an individual, yeah, nahh, you gumby, they cooked the books to favour them and screw you. They tax deduct the direction of the wind, generally out of their backside and you pay tax on everything. Not only do they scam out of Federal taxes but also state and local taxes with the cooperation of state and local governments, tax holidays, do you get them, no, you get a custodial holiday instead when you don't pay tax. This crap should be illegal, one in all in, all should be subject to tax in exactly the same manner.

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    4. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Here's a good example of a real-life measurement you can use to determine how much fabrication goes into the average AC statement, because Tesla has around a 20% profit margin per car - 5x higher than Ford.

      Can you explain why you think they are actually making 20% profit per can though they often cite 'deliveries' as a financial metric when the more deliveries that occur the more money they lose?

      So when you look at what happens here you're comparing Apples and Oranges, in Tesla's case they take some of the COGS expenses and count them as an SG&A expense instead which excludes them where Ford's number do not, so naturally comparing a gross margin in that case makes no sense because you're comparing 2 different things.

      Moreover Tesla does not include R&D costs in its gross margin calculations where other automakers do, so again the comparison is way off. They also have a higher gross margin on lease cars, now why would that be? Is it cheaper to build lease cars? No, of course not. They do some tricky accounting here as a way to again, inflate the gross margin and have people like you claiming they make 20% profit on their cars ... which should immediately be questionable to even the least active mind given their astronomical quarterly losses.

    5. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

      but include the REQUIRED SG&A expenses

      Totally. When Tesla runs a welding robot faster, that totally makes them build and fill a new office building!

      SG&A is not part of gross margin for a reason: it does not rise in correlation with production volumes as a production line spools up. Increasing production rates on a line lowersCOGS, by decreasing hardware depreciation. Without refining of proction processes, labour costs increases linearly with volumes (labour being only a fraction of COGS), but refining production processes - something that happens every month as a new line matures - decreases labour. SG&A, by contrast, scales at a far-below-linear relationship to production volumes. Stamping out panels faster doesn't mean that you need to hire a new janitor. Simplifying how to attach two components with less labour doesn't mean you have to hire a new webmaster. Reducing interruptions in the paint shop doesn't mean you have to hire a new director of accounting. Heck, should we even bother talking about the SG&A expense that is operating the supercharger network - formerly a (expensive) loss leader, but presently converting to a profit centre as Model 3 volumes expand, and for which the vast majority ofchargers (aka those in less densely populated areas) are able to vastly increase their service volumes without any capital expenses?

      I also love the fact that you never mention the fact that Tesla took a SG&A hit in Q2 in order to reduce its SG&A expenses from Q3 onward, but let's not worry our little heads about that!

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    6. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      A lot of those expenses are things like improving the service centres to cope with the demand. There were already ridiculous delays getting parts and basic repairs done, six months not being unusual for things like accident damage. Just staying still required a huge investment and this week they announced even more to try to make the system reasonably responsive.

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    7. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 0

      BS, and you know it. I've called you out on this MANY times Rei. SG&A has been scaling LINEARLY for Tesla for 5 years. It's been consistently 17-20% of revenues. Why? It's the sales and general administration costs REQUIRED to simply run a company and sell its products. Can you sell product without paying for showrooms, sales people, delivery fees, purchasing departments, supply chain administration?

      But hey, you were quite adamant that Tesla would turn a profit in Q3, we're about a week out from finding out just how much they lost - yet again. You keep focusing on fake numbers, though!

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    8. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

      lot of those expenses are things like improving the service centres to cope with the demand

      That's not SG&A, that's "Services and Other". Services and Other cost Tesla a net $116M in Q2, vs. revenue of $4B, aka eating up less than 3% of their gross margin.

      There were already ridiculous delays getting parts and basic repairs done, six months not being unusual for things like accident damage.

      6 months is highly unusual. Of course, you can always find some body shop somewhere for any brand that has hundreds of thousands of vehicles on the road that takes an inordinate amount of time. That doesn't make that "normal". Want to make there be zero cases of abnormal crash repair times (for shorts to find out about and share widely every chance they get) when you don't control the body shops? Good luck with that.

      S & X repairs from accidents are usually several weeks to a month. But these are much lower volume vehicles than the 3. In the Model 3 Owners Survey, the average repair took under a week. Speaking of Model 3 repairs...

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    9. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by Rei · · Score: 2

      BS, and you know it. I've called you out on this MANY times Rei. SG&A has been scaling LINEARLY for Tesla for 5 years.

      And you know I've called you many times on this. The fact that you refuse to read what I wrote doesn't change any of this. You keep trying to conflate the costs of scaling up for the construction and operation of a brand new model line with per-unit costs, which is an absurdity, contradicting all tenets of manufacturing. And I'll repeat: "I'm looking forward to hearing where Tesla has been secretly recruiting for all the jobs they haven't been posting on their website and where they've been storing these tens of thousands of people and new lines, given that no new line has been built at Fremont since Q2. That's going to be really exciting to find out, no? I'm voting for an underground volcano lair! ;)" Seriously, where exactly do you think this mythical spending is going? It's not hiring. It's not construction. So where, exactly? Why exactly is it that you never want to answer that question? Just to give specific examples:

      Can you sell product without paying for showrooms, sales people, delivery fees, purchasing departments, supply chain administration?

      Where's the linear increase in showrooms? Hint: there hasn't been one.
      Where's the linear increase in sales people? Hint: there hasn't been one. Just the opposite, they killed off their solar direct sales.
      Where's the linear increase in delivery fees? I guarantee you you'll find that the per-unit delivery costs (at least eventually when it's running smoothly) end up lower because they're being done in larger volume. Higher volume shipping is cheaper per unit.
      Where's the linear increase in purchasing departments and supply chain administration? Just ignoring that it's absurd to think that it's required - as if the same person can't tack another zero on the end of an order - where's the hiring? Where's the extra office buildings? Nowhere, that's where.

      You're calling for the doubling of Tesla's personel. Where are they?

      we're about a week out from finding out just how much they lost

      Seriously, how ignorant are you that you don't know that quarterly filings don't come out until a month after the quarter ends?

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    10. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by Rei · · Score: 1

      ** personnel. Hate how after all this time you can't edit posts...

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    11. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      I tend to ignore what you write because it's wrong. First - can you admit that Tesla LOSES MONEY with just COGM and SG&A? No? Then there's no need to go further.

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    12. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by lgw · · Score: 1

      At some point arguments are just silly, and it's better just to trade the stock. I remember all the same arguments about Amazon, then it turned out AWS was actually profitable.

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    13. Re: Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon re-invested their profits into growing the company even bigger. They could have shown huge profit at any time if they sacrificed growth.

      Tesla does not have a profit to work with. They borrow and spend money in the struggle to reach profitability. They are failing as can easily be seen by looking at their own public financial filings and ignoring the web rants of insiders desperate to cash out or ego driven narcissists the likes of which we see on every slashdot Tesla thread.

      Math does not lie. But Tesla fanboys do.

    14. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by eihab · · Score: 1

      > Hate how after all this time you can't edit posts...

      I actually love it. I tend to re-send corrections on platforms that offer editing. It's humanizing to say "Hey, I screwed up. I'm cognizant enough to fix it too".

      That said, why are you feeding the trolls? I dismissed the entire thread based on their sig.

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    15. Re: Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      Tesla is doing the same thing, investing in factories and equipment to create more and faster production as its a numbers game for car manufacturers. be patient.

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    16. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      And we're gonna start believing posters when they're not Anonymous Cowards....Or at least taking their posts with a grain of salt instead of a bag. Seriously, it takes 5 minutes to sign up. If you can't be arsed to do that, or have a vested interest in staying 100% anonymous, chances are anything you post is garbage meant to sway opinion instead of real info.

    17. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, Pseudonimous Coward, tell us, what are the TSLA "profits" when their accounting is done like everyone else's?

    18. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dismissed the entire thread based on their sig.

      Of course - it is so easy to ignore the evidence and pass a judgement on the messenger. Useful idiots like yourself are what paid shills like Rei rely on.

    19. Re: Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla is not 'investing' in factories, Tesla has to rebuild theirs every now and then because they are too self-confident to hire and keep competent management. That's not "investment", that's money down the drain.

      Their costs of production per vehicle increase consistently with output, i.e. they exhibit diseconomies of scale.

      No successful and competent manufacturer has that problem.

    20. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by drsquare · · Score: 1

      SG&A, by contrast, scales at a far-below-linear relationship to production volumes.

      Not at Tesla, their SG&A has a much more linear relationship with growth. Their business model doesn't scale. They tried to run it like a Silicon Valley startup, hoping that early losses would turn into profits as the company grew, but instead only losses and debts grew. Car manufacturing is capital intensive, if you want to make twice as many cars you need twice the hardware, it's not like an app you just throw on the Internet.

      Stamping out panels faster doesn't mean that you need to hire a new janitor.

      Except they're not stamping out panels faster. They haven't found a magical way to make cars faster than anyone else. Musk tried to do that with the alien dreadnought, but it turns out being a SV coder doesn't mean you know more about making cars than Toyota or Nissan. The whole thing was an expensive failure, and in order to increase production they had to build a tent and fill it haphazardly with hardware and parts.

      Maybe they do need to hire new janitors to deal with all the crap they have lying all over the place. Maybe if they hired more janitors they wouldn't have had that fire in the big pile of cardboard strewn all over the yard. And yes you do need more janitors, if you stamp out panels faster that's twice as much packaging you're getting through, twice as much dust, twice as much maintenance on the equipment etc.

      Reducing interruptions in the paint shop doesn't mean you have to hire a new director of accounting

      So why do they get through so many accounting officers? The last one only lasted a month and left ten million dollars worth of option on the table. But seriously, rushing cars through the paint shop has left Tesla with thousands of cars needing rework. Cars are being delivered covered in scratches, smears, hairs, orange peel etc. The accountants will be needed to work out how much all this is going to cost to repair.

      I also love the fact that you never mention the fact that Tesla took a SG&A hit in Q2 in order to reduce its SG&A expenses from Q3 onward,

      And now they are in 'delivery hell', they'll need to increase the 'S' in order to get those cars out. Like I said, their business model doesn't scale. Twice as many cars means twice the capacity needed to make, sell, delivery and repair them. And twice the supercharging capacity, unless you want Model 3s queueing for hours to get into them.

    21. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Maybe they need to spend more than 3% so people aren't waiting weeks/months for something that would be done in a day with any other car. And this is before all these tent Teslas start falling to bits.

    22. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by drsquare · · Score: 1

      All this talk and yet SG&A continues to scale linearly with revenue. You can argue all you want but the numbers are staring you in the face.

    23. Re:Tesla has a ~20% profit margin by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      How can there be a demand for servicing when they aren't delivering anything?

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  10. Re: Thanks Rei by Ol+Tampon++(.)+(9) · · Score: 1

    Michelle?

    Thanks to YouTube for removing the videos of Joan Rivers calling him a transgender.

  11. Re: More examples of 5-star rated car manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It gives lynwoodrooster a reason to live.

  12. The shorters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just a hit piece paid for by those dastardly shorters! ...what's that? It's a positive article on Tesla? Well then, Musk is a genius and take that shorters!

    1. Re: The shorters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've had nothing but positive articles on Tesla here since forever.

  13. Good - but only like other manufacturers by nicolaiplum · · Score: 0

    It's good that the Tesla Model 3 has a 5* crash rating.

    So do the direct competitors (in cost): Mercedes C-Class, BMW 3-series, Volvo S60, etc
    and some of lower-cost alternatives: Ford Focus, Chevrolet Malibu, etc

    NHTSA 5* rating is not uncommon. This is only Tesla keeping up with the other good cars available today, not worthy of a headline.

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    1. Re:Good - but only like other manufacturers by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      The difference with all those other cars you mentioned is the fact that parent companies are actually profiting off of them, of course.

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    2. Re:Good - but only like other manufacturers by Whorhay · · Score: 2

      As others have pointed out already, the Model 3 earned a 5 star rating in every category, which is a rare accomplishment. The NHTSA frequently hands out overall 5 star ratings to vehicles that had lower marks in a number of categories.

  14. Useful for Stoned PEDO Drivers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tesla. #1 with PEDO STONERS.

  15. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hotou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is not an easy calculation.

    First, by charging overnight you must accept that your car is not available at night. Second, you must have a charging facility with the low rate socket outlet available. Third, your price must not rise with consumption, and in many places you qualify for the low rate only up to some quantity, and then the rates go up. Finally, you have to find a place in Europe with $0.1/kWh.

  16. Only 5? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only 5 stars? Isn't Tesla going to re-calculate the numbers themselves in order to get something better, like 5.4 stars?

    1. Re:Only 5? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can't play the same trick twice https://www.tesla.com/pt_PT/blog/Tesla-model-s-achieves-best-safety-rating-any-car-ever-tested

  17. Re: Any people wonder why the model 3 is hotou by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    Most people sleep at night. And that "charging facility" is a socket in your house, unless you install a semi-fast charger offered by our local utility company, which even eliminates the "car is not available at night" part. And we actually do have fixed rates for electric vehicles that you can sign up for. I've just checked the price and the night rate is around $0.07/kWh, even less than what I thought it was. I guess the prospect gets more and more intriguing every year!

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  18. Bad cost accounting by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Hey, when you sell cars below cost (essentially giving them away), you can move a lot of cars! Now, add in the $17,600 that Tesla loses on each vehicle ($717 million loss last quarter to ship 40,740 cars) and the $7500 the Government gives you to buy one, and you end up with the mythical $35K and up car actually costing $60K.

    You are clearly not an accountant and you obviously don't work in manufacturing because you have the accounting analysis completely wrong. Where to begin...

    TLDR version is that Tesla isn't going to have to raise prices - the just have to keep their variable costs low and sell a lot of cars and they should reach profitability. Presuming their debt load doesn't kill them before that happens of course.

    1) You are assuming Tesla's costs are constant and fixed which is never true in manufacturing. This is not unique to Telsa.
    2) Tesla has spend a huge amount of money building up a supply chain and assembly line and distribution/service network. This money gets recouped as they build and sell vehicles. This is a fixed up front cost which does not change not matter how many vehicles they sell. They have to achieve a certain volume of sales to be profitable which takes time. Every other car manufacturer experiences the exact same thing.
    3) You failed to distinguish between fixed and variable costs and are allocating all the fixed costs to the first few vehicles produced. Literally almost every product manufactured by any company would seem to lose money if you allocated all the fixed costs over the first few units sold and then (wrongly) held that cost constant. That's not how it actually works. The more units Tesla sells the more units they can spread the fixed costs across. This is why buying large quantities of something gets you a better price than buying small quantities.
    4) The tax credit has zero direct bearing on Tesla's profitability or lack thereof. It's an incentive to buy external to Tesla but doesn't add or subtract a dime to Telsa directly. Other than maybe getting some marginal sales the wouldn't have otherwise it doesn't add or subtract costs to Tesla.
    5) That 40K vehicles sold number you quote is for ALL Tesla cars sold which includes the much more expensive Model S and Model X as well as the Model 3. You cannot evaluate the profitability of one car by conflating it's sales with that of another.
    6) Half of Tesla's loss is accounted for by their R&D expenditures.
    7) No Tesla will NOT have to raise prices to achieve profitability. If you think their current P&L shows this you don't understand how accounting works.

    1. Re:Bad cost accounting by drsquare · · Score: 1

      You're assuming those costs are one off and they won't have to continually spend on replacing equipment, maintenance, R&D, opening new dealerships, service centres etc. Tesla is a story/growth stock, it needs to keep growing to keep the story alive. They're valued like a company that's ten times bigger. If the growth stops the story stops, then the share price collapses, the margin calls come in, the convertible notes don't convert, Musk goes bankrupt etc.

      What is the point in number 6? R&D isn't a one off, you have to keep spending to keep up, there's a reason big car companies don't have huge profit margins. What happens when the alien dreadnought needs replacing? What happens when the tent needs replacing? What happens when they need to refresh the S and X to reverse the decline in sales? What happens when they need to build the Y, the semi, the roadster, the pickup truck etc etc etc?

  19. Motorcycles vs EVs by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Great mileage, comfortable, and I am never stuck in traffic thanks to California wisely allowing what 90% of the world's population can do - filter and lane share.

    Comfortable is a matter of perspective but you be you. There are a lot of drawbacks to motorcyles. Miniscule cargo capacity, not great for passengers (particularly children), FAR more dangerous to operate than a car, zero climate controls, noisy, and horrible in the snow. Some of these may not be issues for you specifically but if motorcycles were so awesome more people would be riding them. I have nothing against motorcycles (except Harley's which are exclusively ridden by noise polluting asshats) but their advantages are only applicable to a rather small subset of the population under certain conditions.

    I have zero interest in a car with the same range as my motorcycle - and that takes hours to recharge versus 3 minutes (5 gallons of gas pumps plenty quick).

    You'll change that tune if you ever get married or start a family. You aren't going to strap your child to the back of a motorcycle and it's not likely your spouse will want to go everywhere on the back of your motorcycle.

    Anyway I own a Chevy Bolt EV. Unless you are riding further than 240 miles at a go, I spend less time refueling my EV than you do your motorcycle. I spend literally 10 seconds plugging it in in my garage and it's fully charged up when I get back to it. I also possibly spend less money doing it too since the cost to refuel an EV is around 1/4-1/3 that of a similar gas powered vehicle. My Bolt has a MPGe of 119mpg which is competitive with a lot of motorcycles.

  20. Gross margin != Profit Margin by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Here's a good example of a real-life measurement you can use to determine how much fabrication goes into the average AC statement, because Tesla has around a 20% profit margin per car

    You are talking about Gross Margin which is NOT the same thing as Profit Margin. Gross Margin is the sales revenue minus the parts and labor directly used to build the vehicle. It does not include engineering, sales, marketing, R&D, financing, interest, taxes, overhead, and a multitude of different costs. Profit Margin only comes after all those other costs are taken into account.

    That said, Tesla's Gross Margin is comparable to that of Toyota and FAR less than that of luxury brands like Ferrari (around 50% gross margin). It's a solid number for a company in that particular industry but nothing remarkable either. Ford's gross margin is lower because of some labor cost issues and loses non-truck vehicles but Ford has a NET profit to the tune of billions of dollars a year. Even really profitable car companies generally have profit margins measured in single digit percentages. But when you do billions in sales a year that adds up to a pretty big number. Walmart has low margins too but nobody is arguing they aren't profitable. Tesla's Gross margins should give confidence that they CAN get to profitability but they have some hurdles to get there - most notably their debt burden.

  21. More complicated than that by sjbe · · Score: 1

    SG&A is not part of gross margin for a reason: it does not rise in correlation with production volumes as a production line spools up.

    Accountant here. That's not true. Some SG&A expenses very much do correlate with production volumes. For a simple example the water bill of a plant generally is not included in Cost of Goods Sold but is (usually) in SG&A because it's too hard to divvy up to specific activities. But it will change with production volumes because more production = more water usage. Facts like this are very common in P&L statements and it is incorrect to assume all variable costs are in the gross margin and all fixed costs are in SG&A. A lot of stuff ends up in SG&A that ideally should be in COGS simply because it's too hard to figure out how to allocate the costs.

    1. Re:More complicated than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an accountant as well. Can confirm veracity of this post.

    2. Re:More complicated than that by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      For a simple example the water bill of a plant generally is not included in Cost of Goods Sold

      I'm also an accountant[1] and in my experience it not only goes in COGS, it comprises almost all of it.

      [1] Currently at MillerCoors, previously at Anheuser-Busch.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  22. Five Star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't the previous one get a 5.1 or is Elon forgetting to argue about it this time?

    1. Re:Five Star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The model-S, according to Tesla Inc, had the equivalent of 5.4 https://www.tesla.com/pt_PT/blog/Tesla-model-s-achieves-best-safety-rating-any-car-ever-tested

  23. Re: Thanks Rei by rfengr · · Score: 1

    Damn! Dropped the gun from my hand. What I thought was a woman was nuthin but a man.