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  1. Re: They had trouble reproducing enough on New Human Species Found In Philippines (bbc.com) · · Score: -1

    Something similar was tried in China years back. Someone managed to come up with a "fuzzy plum baby" that on occasion could live for a few months. They tried to sell it as a pet, the government caught wind of it, and executed the guy. There were pictures of one that was smuggled out to Japan. It looked like a tiny monkey but had a human's eyes, ears, mouth, nose, and feet.

  2. HEY YOU GIANT DOUCHEBAG BEAUHD! READ THIS, MORON! on Is It Time For Apple To Acknowledge Flexgate? (macobserver.com) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Quit appending "-gate" after everything you consider controversial, you FLAMING DOUCHEBAG. Go suck a tailpipe while you're at it.

    "Flexgate" - Because Apple broke into the Flexgate hotel and effectively got Gerald Ford elected.

    You don't even know who Ford was, you MILLENIAL MORON. Seriously, you are Satan's little helper, and everyone hates you.

  3. The New 'Red Dead Redemption' Reveals the Biggest Problem With Marquee Games Today: They're Boring as Hell.

    This doesn't count as news. This isn't even an opinion piece. This is M. Smash telling us what to think. This is literally a chimpanzee blogging about something it saw on the Internet and telling you how to form your opinion. I guess M. Smash doesn't know anything about cherrypicking information and letting the user pick his own information. The propaganda is more effective that way. Sigh.

    This site is so dead.

    -Ol' Tampon

  4. Re: Still completely unimportant to the voters on New Net Neutrality Bill Headed To Congress (theverge.com) · · Score: -1

    Do it. Paid FUD troll FP'er is paid. ;)

    "I want to download a BBW blu ray rip every SECOND and I want Uncle Sam to make my petabit service $5 per month!"

    -Ye Olde Tamponne

  5. Re:Happy Kwanzaa, Slashdead! on NASA Chooses the Landing Site For Its Mars 2020 Rover Mission (techcrunch.com) · · Score: -1

    Hitroll...are you the Hitroll? BisexualPuppy?

  6. Re: Another inevitable FAKE NEWS story on Massive Undersea Walls Could Stop Glaciers From Melting, Scientists Say (cnn.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

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    He also saw the old monarch shape-shifting when Obama and New Zealand’s Governor-General Jerry Mateparae helped her down the stairs. Putin said that when Obama held the queen, her hands turned Reptilian green and scaly, and when she smiled, she revealed sharp and spiky reptilian teeth that glistened evilly.

  8. Re: Thanks Rei on Tesla Model 3 Earns Five-Star Crash Safety Rating From NHTSA (jalopnik.com) · · Score: 1

    Michelle?

    Thanks to YouTube for removing the videos of Joan Rivers calling him a transgender.