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Microsoft Co-Founder Paul Allen Dies of Cancer At Age 65 (cnbc.com)

CNBC is reporting that Microsoft Co-Founder Paul Allen has died from complications of non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. Vulcan Inc. said in a statement Monday that Allen passed this afternoon in Seattle at the age of 65. From the report: "While most knew Paul Allen as a technologist and philanthropist, for us he was a much-loved brother and uncle, and an exceptional friend. Paul's family and friends were blessed to experience his wit, warmth, his generosity and deep concern," [Paul Allen's sister, Jody Allen] said in a statement. "For all the demands on his schedule, there was always time for family and friends. At this time of loss and grief for us -- and so many others -- we are profoundly grateful for the care and concern he demonstrated every day."

Earlier this month, Allen revealed that he had started treatment for non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, the same type of cancer he overcame nine years earlier. The longtime CEO left Microsoft when he was first diagnosed with the disease. Allen also ranked among the world's wealthiest individuals. As of Monday afternoon, he ranked 21st on Forbes' list of billionaires with an estimated net worth of $20.3 billion.
UPDATE: Added a link to a statement from Vulcan Inc. on behalf of the Allen Family and Paul G. Allen network.

201 comments

  1. RIP Paul! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RIP Paul!

    1. Re:RIP Paul! by bennet42 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Man what a shock! I was lucky enough to be working at a Seattle startup that Paul bought back in the 90s ( doing VoIP SOHO phone systems ). He liked to swing by office on a regular basis as we were just a few blocks from Dicks hamburgers on Mercer St (his favorite). He was really an engineer's engineer. We'd give him a status report on how things were going and within a few minutes he was up at the white board spitballing technical solutions to ASIC or network problems. I especially remember him coming by the day he bought the Seahawks. Paul was a big physical presence ( 6'2" 250lbs in those days ), but he kept going on about how after meeting the Seahawks players, he never felt so physically small in his life. Ignore the internet trolls. Paul was a good guy. He was a humble, modest, down-to-earth guy. There was always a pick-up basketball game on his court on Thursday nights. Jam session over at his place were legendary ( I never got to play with him, but every musician that I know that played with him was impressed with his guitar playing ). He left a huge legacy in the pacific northwest. We'll miss you Paul!

    2. Re:RIP Paul! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, great guy who hoarded software patents and sued people for creating software. Great guy.

    3. Re:RIP Paul! by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I worked for Paul from '85 through '90. Occasionally, at random, he'd just invite a bunch of us to his house. As far as I could ever tell, not a mean bone in his body.

    4. Re:RIP Paul! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that the best guys always die first? Ah no wait, in Apple's case that didn't happen.

      It did.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jef_Raskin

    5. Re:RIP Paul! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best guys? Paul Allen is responsible for Microsoft's success. That makes him one of the worst guys.

      I still don't wish death on him though. Cancer is a horrible thing.

    6. Re: RIP Paul! by javaman235 · · Score: 1

      Was that the Dickâ(TM)s in Queen Anne? If so that really humanizes him, I remember eating there all the time after jamming at the Jambox with band nearby when I lived in Seattle. You picture these world shaping ubermenschen with guys like that, but I guess death and Dickâ(TM)s special sauce unite us all.

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    7. Re:RIP Paul! by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

      Why is it that the best guys always die first? Ah no wait, in Apple's case that didn't happen.

      Why are you turning a Tribute page into a platform for your Apple Hatred?

      I despise MIcrosoft; but I would never say something like that, even upon Ballmer's demise!

      And from what I have heard about Paul Allen, he was never a corporate shill for Microsoft, and in fact, reportedly even used Macs in his yacht-based private Recording Studio.

      RIP, Mr. Allen. Your philanthropy and contributions to the Seattle Music and Art scene will be long remembered.

    8. Re: RIP Paul! by bennet42 · · Score: 1

      Yep, same Dicks. ( for those that don't know Seattle, Dicks is the cheapest best burgers in the area ). He and Vern Rayburn would drive over at lunch for a "status report" meeting just so they could walk up the street to Dicks. Paul's only concession to being a billionaire at that time was he had a low profile security guy that would follow him around and just blend into the background. Other than that, you would never know that the two 40-year old guys sitting at the next table having a burger were anything but a couple of business guys on their lunch break. Back in the day also used to see Randy Hansen walking around lower Queen Anne ( I think he had an apartment in the area ).

  2. That sucks big time. by grungeman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    He spent his money is such great and geeky ways, I often thought that if I was that rich I would be living exactly his lifestyle. RIP Paul Allen, you left this world much too early.

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    1. Re:That sucks big time. by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      âoeYou can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the grim reaper.â -Robert Alton Harris

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    2. Re:That sucks big time. by Bizzeh · · Score: 2

      "i want a telescope..." "is this big enough" "no you fool, i want it to cover a noticeable percentage of a desert..."... pretty fun way to spend money

    3. Re:That sucks big time. by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      That's not how an economy works; the yacht business provided jobs, not burned the cash in a bonfire.

    4. Re:That sucks big time. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It was crewed entirely by qualified cancer researchers!

      Because rich people are evil that way.

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    5. Re:That sucks big time. by snapsnap · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Like his computer museum and WWII air museum in the Seattle area. It's still sad he was forced out of Microsoft in 1982. The world would be a much different place if he had gotten his way of fixing problems with existing products instead of adding new features, or worse, Gate's style vaporware.

    6. Re:That sucks big time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, I guess we know what this Wumpus asshole will die of already - But it's not what you think! He'll be raped to death in prison general population, just like Trump jr. #Curveball

    7. Re:That sucks big time. by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      He was too busy filing patent lawsuits to worry about stuff like that. Just another businessman being a businessman.

    8. Re:That sucks big time. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Keep it up.

      You must have gotten Trump 20+ additional votes in 2020 already.

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    9. Re: That sucks big time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine for sure, and I voted Hillary last time. This is too much fun, though.

    10. Re:That sucks big time. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the grim reaper. -Robert Alton Harris

      But not at the same time. People in the top income quintile live an average of 12 years longer than people at the bottom.

    11. Re:That sucks big time. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      That's not how an economy works; the yacht business provided jobs

      This is the Broken Window Fallacy.

      Yes, building yachts creates jobs, but so does cancer research. The difference is that the research also finds a cure for cancer.

    12. Re: That sucks big time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he could have burned the cancer away with one of Elon Cuck's flamethrowers. Fuck off and die Rei, you disgusting, shilling cunt.

    13. Re: That sucks big time. by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

      I'm still with Vermin, but my vote can be had.

      Put Hillary in prison and I'm for Trump.

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    14. Re:That sucks big time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't really bring that up when discussing a multi-billionaire who died at the age of 65. Just saying.

    15. Re:That sucks big time. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Cancer researcher supply is inelastic in the short term.

      In the medium term, it will draw research effort from other diseases. e.g. AIDS research, when given 'moonshot' funding, slowed cancer research.

      Only in the long term is there any chance to draw smart people into medical research.

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    16. Re:That sucks big time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      65 is still old compared to the millions of kids who die due to lack of clean water. Profiteers siphon off public pipes and sell the stolen water back to the deprived areas with their profit margins added. Even dirty water is sold that way.

    17. Re:That sucks big time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He spent his money is such great and geeky ways, I often thought that if I was that rich I would be living exactly his lifestyle. RIP Paul Allen, you left this world much too early.

      He's still around. The spooks vanished him.

    18. Re:That sucks big time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world would be different, but it's not clear that it would be better. If Paul Allen were running MS, it might have prevented MS from being successful enough to make PCs ubiquitous. Without the ubiquity of PCs, Linux might not have been created, and we might all be running computers within various walled gardens.

      dom

    19. Re:That sucks big time. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Funny

      I know, we'll force shipwrights to go into cancer research. It's basically the same type of job for the same type of personality with very similar training requirements.

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    20. Re:That sucks big time. by rtb61 · · Score: 0

      Well, he never said much whilst wallowing in the profits, nor invested any of those ill gotten gains in FOSS. So torn between bad taste and an empty fear of censure, likely captain cabana boy screams in the hell of infinite BSODs. Contribute more than you consume else energy will balance out and alone in that dark you will be, you nature expressing itself in quantum energy form, concern for the present should not eliminate you concern for your future and the future of those around you. Sing in the choir or scream alone, the choice was his.

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    21. Re: That sucks big time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he was a bit older than those kids when he became a billionaire. Even a millionaire.

    22. Re:That sucks big time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rich-blood poor-blood ... those more able live longer like those smarter think deeper. Encourage the lupen-prole to die young leaving improved, well-groomed land to buy-up and more/easier access to hot young babes.

    23. Re:That sucks big time. by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1

      Maybe if he had spent $250m on cancer research rather than his "Octopus" megayacht

      Hang on just a second. The notorious Elon Musk fangrrrrrrl is passing judgment on a mega-wealthy person flinging around big piles of money on stupid ego-driven stuff?

      (which spent several weeks a couple years ago ruining the views in our harbour)

      Ah, stupid ego-driven stuff that briefly clutters up your backyard. Got it.

    24. Re:That sucks big time. by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      I personally liked his actions in the end, where he had a ship going in search of all the old WW2 wrecks in the Pacific. So much history that he found, ranging from major ships like IJN Musashi, HMS Hood's bell and both Fuso class battleships to smaller unique ships like Shimakaze. Though the crowning achievement was probably when they found the Lady Lex herself earlier this year.

    25. Re:That sucks big time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Mormon women in the study had a life expectancy of more than 86 years— five years longer than comparable women overall; men lived to an average of more than 84 years, which was almost a decade longer. "
      So your saying everyone who is rich is bad because they live longer or what?

    26. Re:That sucks big time. by Rei · · Score: 1

      What exactly does a private megayacht contribute to the world? I care about things that contribute to making the world a better place. This includes electrifying transport, cheaper access to space, grid storage, advancements in AI, and many other things. "Sailing the seas to indulge in your pastimes on a megayacht" is not among them.

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    27. Re:That sucks big time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Allen contributed more to making the world a better place than you EVER will in 1000 lifetimes, and STILL had money left over for a yacht?

      A sense of duty should not compel you into living only for the sake of others.

    28. Re:That sucks big time. by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1

      What exactly does a private megayacht contribute to the world?

      About as much as flinging a vanity car into space. Or selling overpriced flamethrowers. I'm sure you yourself could make that list a lot longer with a modicum of intellectual honesty. It's cute how you want to cherry-pick Allen's sillier stuff but focus only on the supposedly meaningful contributions from your god.

  3. You can't take it with you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I'm sure he had a great time with it while he was still alive.

  4. an estimated net worth of $20.3 billion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and burial shrouds don't come with pockets..

  5. Cloud Computing by mentil · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now he's living In The Cloud.

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    1. Re:Cloud Computing by mentil · · Score: 3, Funny

      The great Azure, even.

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  6. Heyyyyy! by toadlife · · Score: 5, Funny

    Allen had nothing to do with systemd!

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    1. Re:Heyyyyy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allen was focused on customer experience so no way he would have supported something that swallows log messages and makes life more difficult for customers.

  7. Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma by Zorro · · Score: 1

    I thought that was one of the Cancers we had beaten?

    1. Re:Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be glad there's no dick cancer. You got it anyway.

    2. Re:Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma by gman003 · · Score: 2

      Does not appear so - per Wikipedia, five-year survival rate is 71%, lower than that for Hodgkin's Lymphoma, 86%. The "beaten" cancers are prostate and thyroid, both above 98% five-year survival.

    3. Re:Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously not.

    4. Re: Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma by Nidi62 · · Score: 1, Informative

      Wouldn't prostate rates be skewed by the fact that, while a large percentage of men will get prostate cancer, it usually develops so late in life that they end up dying of something other than the cancer?

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    5. Re: Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Did you, uh, take notice of the five year survival rate? Or do you have terminal cancer of the attention span?

    6. Re: Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If the person dies of something else, that counts as beating the cancer.

      That's more or less the goal of all cancer treatment: that the patient lives long enough to die of something else.

    7. Re:Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gman003 confided:

      The "beaten" cancers are prostate and thyroid, both above 98% five-year survival.

      If you're one of the ones in the 2%, they aren't beaten at all.

      I lost a good friend to a highly-aggressive strain of prostate cancer about 12 years ago. It killed him in under 2 years, despite a radical prostatectomy, multiple courses of chemo, and heavy radiation therapy.

      When a cancer returns, after chemo, it's usually in a mutated, highly-resistant form. After multiple courses? You're pretty much a goner.

      FWIW - "complications from treatment" usually means either a burst blood vessel in the brain (because your platelets are so depleted by chemo that your blood won't clot), or a nocosomial infection (because your white blood cells are so depeleted that you can't fight off infection - and hospital-acquired infections tend to be really freaking nasty ... )

      (Posting as AC only so as not to undo prior upmods in this thread.)

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    8. Re:Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dick cancer exists. Wash that thing.

      Labia cancer too. Same advice.

    9. Re:Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma by lmnfrs · · Score: 1

      No, Hodgkin's is a subset of lymphoma with a relatively significant level of research when compared to non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.

      Non-Hodgkin's is generally viewed as worse than Hodgkin's, but may still be beaten. But, of course, it's cancer, which is virtually always an ordeal.

    10. Re:Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma by hey! · · Score: 4, Informative

      Since Non-Hodgkin's is by definition any cancer of lymphocytes that is not Hodgkin's, it's unlikely to be "beaten" any time soon because it's not just one thing. Collectively, though, 10 year survival rates for Non-Hodgkin's lymphomas run from 36% to 71% depending on your risk factors (age, how early the cancer is diagnosed). There's been a lot of progress on Hodgkins' too: 10 year survival is up to around 80%.

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    11. Re: Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      theres a few genetic mutations they can look for, and that directs treatment plans and options and prognosis rates (CHOP & R-CHOP; Revlimid. the Revlimid is interesting, if only because it is a thalidomide analogue, and its distribution protocol is kind of insane...)

    12. Re: Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

      Let's generalize that to "all medicine".

  8. were by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The present subjunctive mood of "to be" is "were", not "was".

    1. Re:were by grungeman · · Score: 1

      Thanks, if comments were editable on slashdot I would correct that.

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    2. Re: were by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The present status of you is autistic spergelord

    3. Re: were by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      The zombie apocalypse has to start somewhere, right?? Well, you're seeing it.

  9. Thank you for the FlipStart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan_FlipStart

    What the future of mobile computing should have been

  10. be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The present subjunctive mood of "to be" is "be", not "were".

    However, the "past" subjunctive mood of "to be" is "were".

    1. Re:be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how do you explain the phrase "If I were you"?

    2. Re:be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's past subjunctive.

  11. Re:Now burning in hell by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 4, Informative

    He is now burning in hell for Microsoft and Windows

    Windows, Anonymous Coward? Allen left Microsoft in 1982. Windows 1.0 launched in 1985.

    ("The" Windows - Windows 3.1 - Didn't launch until 1992, a decade after Allen had left.)

  12. What good does is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't take it with you.

    1. Re:What good does is it? by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      You can't take it with you.

      But you can leave a legacy behind.

      The man who dies rich, dies disgraced. -- philanthropist Andrew Carnegie

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  13. Re:It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 4, Informative

    He ran a monopoly

    Hey Anonymous Coward, which monopoly did he "run?"

    He was co-founder of Microsoft, but he left there over 36 years ago.

  14. Re:Now burning in hell by BitterOak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft created Windows and Allen co-founded Microsoft - he cannot wipe that blood off his hands!

    But you can wipe Windows off your hard drive, so I don't get your point. Paul Allen was a great guy in many, many ways.

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  15. 20 billion didnt save him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alas Money isn't everything

  16. Bill Gates was so angry, Allen left the company. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The book Paul Allen wrote avoids a full report, but gives the impression that Bill Gates was so angry, Paul Allen left the company because interacting with Bill Gates was bad for his health.

    Quotes from the book, Idea Man by Paul Allen.

    Page 49:

    THREE DECADES AFTER teaching Bill and me at Lakeside, Fred Wright was asked what he'd thought about our success with Microsoft. His reply: "It was neat that they got along well enough that the company didn't explode in the first year or two."

    Page 96:

    When Bill pushed on licensing terms or bad-mouthed the flaky Signetics cards, Ed thought he was insubordinate. You could hear them yelling throughout the plant, and it was quite a spectacle-the burly ex-military officer standing toe to toe with the owlish prodigy about half his weight, neither giving an inch.

    Page 177:

    Bill was sarcastic, combative, defensive, and contemptuous.

    Page 180:

    "For Bill, the ground had already begun shifting. At product review meetings, his scathing critiques became a perverse badge of honor. One game was to count how many times Bill confronted a given manager; whoever got tagged for the most "stupidest things " won the contest. "I give my feedback," he grumbled to me, "and it doesn't go anywhere."

  17. Re:It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    That is not at all true. I graduated from high school in 1973 in Seattle and have had many friends that have worked for Microsoft. Allen argued against lying to IBM that they had an operating system and argued for fixing bugs rather than adding features before he was forced out of Microsoft in 1982. Paul Allen was on the side of users.

  18. He will be missed by GregMmm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I never knew him, but I know the effects he had on my world.

    I'm a IT professional who cut his teeth on Windows 3.11. Everyone has their issues with how windows work, but you have to admit he along with Bill Gates had a huge influence on the tech industry.

    As a sports fan in Washington, he was a person who brought a SuperBowl win to the Seattle Seahawks. The Seahawks have been run very well and you can see it in the product. You never needed to worry about the franchise in his hands.

    I know these might seem like simple statements, but this is how I knew him. And he will be missed.

    1. Re:He will be missed by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 0

      Everyone has their issues with how windows work, but you have to admit he along with Bill Gates had a huge influence on the tech industry.

      Isn't that a bit like saying "Everyone has their issues with how governments work, but you have to admit he along with Hitler had a huge influence on eugenics" when referring to Himmler?

    2. Re:He will be missed by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      You must be kidding.

    3. Re:He will be missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never knew him, but ... I knew him.

      Alrighty then, Mr. IT Professional.

    4. Re:He will be missed by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

      Not making the point you think you are.

      The Nazis brought permanent discredit onto Eugenics, after all the hard work of people like Margaret Sanger.

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    5. Re:He will be missed by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      you have to admit he along with Bill Gates had a huge influence on the tech industry.

      You also have to admit that Adolf Hitler had a big influence on European history.

    6. Re:He will be missed by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 0

      The Nazis brought permanent discredit onto Eugenics

      How much did Microsoft set back the tech industry?

    7. Re:He will be missed by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      He also brought the Olympics to Berlin.

    8. Re:He will be missed by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 2

      That wasn't even their paradigm.

    9. Re:He will be missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      At least 27 years.

  19. Future of Stratolaunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what the future of Stratolaunch is unless he provided for further funding in his estate. I'd hope to see it take off at least once - the Spruce Goose minimal viable proof of concept flight if you will.

    1. Re: Future of Stratolaunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Statement from Vulcan said he had detailed plans for how the institutions he founded and supported would continue.

      This is still new so exact details aren't available yet but it seems he left directives on how to finish many of his current endeavours.

  20. Re: It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sound like a pansy that wouldn't have made his $$$ without Bill Badass Gates and monkeyboy to defy his limpwristedness.

  21. Re:Now burning in hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  22. My sincerest condolences, thanks & why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: MS gave me skills to have a fairly successful & INTERESTING career programming w/ their toolsets for a quarter century.

    My thanks for that, probably wouldn't have happened minus Mr. Allen.

    Sorry to hear this.

    APK

    P.S.=> Oddly/coincidentally/ironically I was watching "The Nineties" last night (watched the entire Tom Hanks series 70's/80's what I call it @ least, he is a big part) past few nights now & saw "The Information Age" part last night with Mr. Gates, Mr. Allen, Steve Jobs last night - now the man's dead (most auspicious)... apk

    1. Re:My sincerest condolences, thanks & why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "My thanks for that, probably wouldn't have happened minus Mr. Allen."

      So, aside from being a Patent Troll, Allen was also responsible for APK?
      Oh, the shame...

      Captcha: unclean

  23. RIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite how I feel about what he helped start, I'm going to do the classy thing and just press "Preview," (and subsequently, "Submit,") at the end of this sentence.

  24. Re:And Then? by 110010001000 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You forgot he was a big Patent Troll. He won't be missed or remembered.

  25. Re:Oh give me a break you fawning bitches lol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    False equivalency is such a lame way to try and smear somebody, surely you can do better...

    On second thought, probably not just quit while you are behind

  26. Patent Troll by 110010001000 · · Score: 1, Troll

    He was also a huge patent troll with his Interval Research. It did a lot of harm to the industry, but so did Microsoft, so I guess that should be expected.

  27. Re:Good news for Trump! by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Uh... didn't anybody INHERIT Allen's money? Wouldn't that place one or more new people ABOVE Trump on the list?

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  28. Re:Good news for Trump! by Locke2005 · · Score: 0

    Personally, I think Trump is worth around $2 billion and dropping.

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  29. Re:It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seattle Seahawks. Ever heard of 'em?

    Only football team in the northwest.

  30. Re:It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was being patent troll on the side of users? Instead of starting a IP law firm to buy up patents in order to shakedown companies with patent infringement lawsuits, maybe he could have put his money to better use. Of course, its his money so he could do what he wanted with it, but whatever integrity he had in the early days at Microsoft, it abandoned him in his later years. He was just greedy.

  31. 20 Billion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This may make me seem ignorant, but here goes...

    I truly am sad for the loss of another life to cancer, and for his family and friends, However, my mind boggles at why someone worth 20 BILLION dollars was not spending almost all of that on cancer research?

    May you rest in peace Paul Allen, Thank you for your legacy and what you did give back to the world.

    1. Re:20 Billion! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      If only the market forces were strong enough, they'd turn me into a cancer research biochemist overnight! / sarc

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    2. Re: 20 Billion! by rl117 · · Score: 2

      He funded the Allen Institute for Cell Science as well as other specialised institutes for Biological sciences. Full props to him for doing so.

  32. Re:It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For someone quoting the scriptures, you have a lot to learn about judging other people. Something tells me that Paul Allen wouldn't call you a super middle-class faggot . Or a fucking joke, or hope that worms would devour your body. Based off of what I know about the two of you, which granted isn't that much, it seems like he's a safer bet than you.

  33. Re:Good news for Trump! by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

    If true, good. The politicians whose worth goes up while in office are the _dirty_ ones. You know who those are.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  34. Re:It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    repeatedly screwed his users

    With an Allen wrench, I presume?

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    Ezekiel 23:20
  35. Re:Good news for Trump! by PPH · · Score: 1

    My guess: He spread his estate out among several people and a number of charities. Enough so that all of the beneficiaries end up below Trump.

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  36. Also responsible for Xenix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What eventually became... Unixware? before becoming the much reviled SCO Unix under the mismanagement of the spectre of Santa Cruz Operations.

    If he hadn't gotten sick that first time, maybe linux would have never taken off because Microsoft Xenix with its desktop UI would have dominated both the pleb and geek market in a way the various versions of Windows failed to do, cumulating in the mess known as Windows 10 today.

    1. Re:Also responsible for Xenix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world is not to far away from seeing MS Linux. A fusion of open source and closed source software. Cross platform development tools. Running Linux sessions on a Windows platform without using the virtual machines such as those created by VMWare. And one of big detractors in running Linux today is the amount of work it takes to keep on top of security and other related patches either in-house of by engaging a 3rd party. Your average desktop users will have the hardest time in keeping their favorite Linux distribution up to date with the security patches. Slow patch installations just increases the number of unsecured systems ripe for the picking. MS isn't being too picky on which Linux distros they will support but how long will it take MS to start adding auto-update support for the most popular Linux distros? Every month a MS team organizes all the updates for the various distros and creates easy to find and patch downloads. That's damn near a public service of the highest order if you think about it. After all the open source community doesn't want to make Linux adoption easy. They stroke their little egos by calling those having trouble stupid. Linux does great in the data center but not so well on the users desktop.

    2. Re:Also responsible for Xenix... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      the open source community doesn't want to make Linux adoption easy

      You appear to be terribly misinformed and/or malicious.

      The open source community is broad and multifaceted but very definitely includes people that want to make Linux adoption easy.

      It's well over a decade since installing Linux was anything other than a doddle, and it's also used every month on their own personal computing device by around 2 billion people.

  37. Re:It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    Allen argued against lying to IBM that they had an operating system and argued for fixing bugs rather than adding features before he was forced out of Microsoft in 1982.

    So he opposed all the things that made Microsoft successful. Bill must be glad he pushed him out.

  38. Leaked footage of how he died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all right here on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc3T2i2zmXA

  39. Dead at 65 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did he ever have a chance to collect his Social Security?

    1. Re:Dead at 65 by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Did he ever have a chance to collect his Social Security?

      Good question. If he thought he was going to live into his 70s and beyond, he would have delayed his benefits to increase his monthly payments. On the other hand, if he didn't think he was going to live long, he may have started his benefits at the minimum age of 62, or earlier if he qualified for them on a disability basis.

      He never married, so there is no survivor who can receive benefits. He also has no children. According to his wikipedia page, his only family is his sister Jody.

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      If it weren't for deadlines, nothing would be late.
    2. Re:Dead at 65 by HornWumpus · · Score: 1, Funny

      Is she single?

      I've always wanted to meet a rich older woman too proud to let me work.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    3. Re:Dead at 65 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try your mom again, we all have.

  40. Re:Now burning in hell by El+Cubano · · Score: 1

    But you can wipe Windows off your hard drive, so I don't get your point. Paul Allen was a great guy in many, many ways.

    Agreed. Even if you could "blame" him for all or part of Windows, he did start the Museum of Pop Culture. If you are ever in Seattle, it is a must see. I mean, they have what is probably the best Star Trek museum display anywhere (which is saying a lot since the Smithsonian has a very nice one as well), including most of the original series set pieces and I believe one of the only actual Enterprise models used for filming. In my mind, that gives him a great deal of geek cred. Plus, as I understand it, he either loaned or donated many of the guitars on display in the various music exhibits in the museum.

  41. Re: It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your post is a serious be joke. Allen left Microsoft in 1982, and indeed was a true philanthropist. Based on the timing of his departure it is entirely possible he left Microsoft because he saw what Gates was planning to do and wanted no part in it. Paul Allen was the real technological talent at Microsoft, back when it was a decent company that produced a decent product.

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    Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  42. Good. by ArylAkamov · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So long, asshole. Money can't help you now.

  43. Re:Now burning in hell by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

    Well if he donated guitars and liked Star Trek then he must have been a good guy.

  44. Re:It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geee, Gates must be truly powerful if he gave Allen cancer back then.

  45. Re: Oh give me a break you fawning bitches lol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you should quote the results instead of just the most pessimistic interpretation of the results. Similarly it was 'more than zero'

  46. Re: It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Monkeyboy? The power of a long-dead email newsletter rears its head. God, I miss NTK.

  47. Re:It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by novakyu · · Score: 1

    Paul Allen was on the side of users.

    Rather than what, MCP? That phrase means nothing, unless your "user" includes software developers.

  48. Re:Bill Gates was so angry, Allen left the company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not sure since I have seen this list of 4 before.

    I am may be reaching the surfactants of the northern progress. The beer cans seem taller, as in the lore of STALKER for increase of membrane permeability. I have also started avoiding RECTANGLE of GLOW SCREEN, as NETFLIX was scary, dark, and sinister, and didn't want reverse enthalpy even though it is not of gamma decay of beta of tron.

    I have completed a second listening of Pike's journey to pole, by rede of listening in my Roboteka.

    https://batleg.com/saber/ (once troll of the east)

  49. Owner of not one but two sports teams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can always tell the people who just got lucky in business and have no idea what the fuck is actually going on because they end up buying sports teams.

    1. Re:Owner of not one but two sports teams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rich de Vos owned the Orlando Magic. Like or hate Amway, he knew exactly what he was doing.

  50. Re:LOL Sexconker lying faggot LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sit on a Russian cock if you need something to contain your burning nazi Conservatism, sweetheart,.

    .

    It would be interesting to gut you and watch your intestines tumble onto the ground.

    You think you're anonymous.

    You aren't.

  51. Re:And Then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot he was a big Patent Troll. He won't be missed or remembered.

    He co-founded one of the largest tech companies in existence. He will definitely be remembered.

    You won't.

  52. Re:karma by hey! · · Score: 4, Funny

    What a ray of sunshine you are.

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    Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
  53. RIP Dr. Netvorkian by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

    Rest well, Mr. Allen.

    He used to have the nickname "Doctor NetVorkian" because many of the things he invested in promptly tanked in one way or another after his investment. He had a lot of bad luck with his investments.

    For those who don't understand the joke, a certain Dr. Kervorkian became notorious for helping ill patients commit suicide.

    --
    Sig for hire.
  54. Re:And Then? by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

    I knew someone would say that. You are right. I won't. But he won't either. He was a patent troll. Oh but: RIP and thoughts and prayers, right? He was a great guy and will be missed.

  55. Re:Now burning in hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My favorite story about Allen is how, while flying to Albuquerque to demonstrate their BASIC interpreter to MITS, he realized they had not written a loader, and he had no way to load the interpreter onto the machine.

    He wrote a loader in assembly language on napkins during the flight, and when he arrived at MITS, keyed it in by hand using front-panel switches. It ran correctly the first time.

  56. Not a mean bone, just greedy monopolist bones. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Guys, come on over, I'm unleashing another monster monopoly!" (Buys Ticketmaster, pays cash) - http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1993-11-23-9311230042-story.html *(At least you didn't try to pretend he's a philanthropist.)

    1. Re: Not a mean bone, just greedy monopolist bones. by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      You are an idiot. Ticketmaster wasn't a monopoly just because Pearl Jam wanted them to lose money and they didn't go for it. That's not how businesses work.

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    2. Re: Not a mean bone, just greedy monopolist bones. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grow up, little boy.

  57. Re:It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Worms WILL devour my body when I'm dead AND the middle class is effectively dead in this country under Conservative corporate rule, DEAL WITH IT. REALITY, DO YOU LIVE HERE? Allen was no hero!

    He ALSO cannot be offended by what I wrote, AS HE IS FUCKING DEAD NOW. I don't GIVE A FUCK what valley of death he walks through or what's going on with him after death, in life he was a rich prick monopolist.

    So I forgive your misconception that he deserves my respect now or at any time in his life. And I forgive your naivete in defending the civil politeness of yesteryear AS THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET. SHITCOCK!
       

  58. l8r by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i don't like much of anything he did, but RIP

  59. Re:It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ALAN-1 is my user.
    I fight for the users.

  60. Re:And Then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I also thought the way he had a vanity band where he paid famous guys to hang out with him and play in a pretend band was just the saddest "rich guy" stuff I've ever seen.

  61. Dreamworks by buzz_mccool · · Score: 1

    He bankrolled Dreamworks SKG.

  62. Dark humor alert by TimMD909 · · Score: 1

    Did they try turning him off and on again? It might just be a routine BSOD.

    1. Re: Dark humor alert by TimMD909 · · Score: 0

      Note: I deal with bad news with gallows humor. It's a coping mechanism. I wish Bill was the one who left instead of him.

    2. Re: Dark humor alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor baby.
      Did you fail the interview at MS?

  63. Xenix. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eventually known as SCO Unixware... I am pretty sure Allen did a few dickish things over the years that I heard about and then promptly forgot, but as far as Windows is concerned, he could have shaped a whole different Microsoft ecosystem if he'd had his way and Xenix had become the base of Microsoft's post-DOS operating system, possibly as early as the late 80s instead of the mid 90s still booting atop MS-DOS with all the warts that entailed.

    1. Re:Xenix. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, there's really no chance Xenix was going to succeed on the desktop.

      Most machines back then were underpowered for a Unix-like OS, hard drives were horrendously expensive, and the licensing fees would have killed it (just look at CP/M vs DOS).

    2. Re:Xenix. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      he could have shaped a whole different Microsoft ecosystem if he'd had his way and Xenix had become the base of Microsoft's post-DOS operating system

      Hey Anonymous Coward, MS-DOS booted off a 720K floppy disk, with the second 720K drive for your "programs and data." My first "IBM Compatible" PC had something like a 7 MHz processor and an 8086 chip. No way I could've run Xenix on that thing.

    3. Re:Xenix. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was using Xenix on a 386 system in about 1986. The system was running a flight booking system with about 12 full-time users, and there were 3 full-time developers working on the system at the same time (I was one of them). Each of the devs were also running multiple concurrent sessions (editing code on one or two, while compiling on another, and playing hack on another, etc.).

      Xenix performed extremely well.

    4. Re:Xenix. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not surprising, I would imagine in 1986 a 386 would perform pretty well with Xenix, but not in 1981 with an 8088, 128k of RAM and 2 floppies.

  64. Re:And Then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe he'll be misremembered?

  65. rest in peace. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell Jobs and gang they are missed down here..

  66. Re:It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET. SHITCOCK!

    You should get this on a T shirt, maybe put a goatse picture on the back

  67. Re:Da fuq, who'd he leave the $20B to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because they haven't said how his money is going to be distributed doesn't mean he didn't setup things. Per the announcement from Vulcan:

    Paul thoughtfully addressed how the many institutions he founded and supported would continue after he was no longer able to lead them. This isn’t the time to deal in those specifics as we focus on Paul’s family. We will continue to work on furthering Paul’s mission and the projects he entrusted to us. There are no changes imminent for Vulcan, the teams, the research institutes or museums.

    Essentially Vulcan, which he used as his vehicle for various investments and givings, is in control of that money and he left directives as to how they are to spend it.

  68. Re: It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doubtful, read up on ticketmaster

  69. Microsoft a huge influence on the tech industry? by najajomo · · Score: 0

    I'm a IT professional who cut his teeth on Windows 3.11. Everyone has their issues with how windows work, but you have to admit he along with Bill Gates had a huge influence on the tech industry.”

    I'm a IT professional who cut his teeth on VAX/VMX, DECwindows, Novell Netware and the original Mac and in my professional opinion Win3.11 was a toy. It may be news to you but computing didn't start with Windows 3.11 and the huge influence you speak of is that everyone thinks it's normal for your computer to get compromised by opening an email attachment or clicking on a malicous URL.

    And in the original Gates Allen partnership, Gates did of course diddle him out of a fair share, 64% to 36% cause he (Gates) did ‘most of the work on BASIC’. Not that Gates did write BASIC from scratch, as it was a clone of a version he acquired from a DECUS User Group and enhanced quite a bit.

  70. Re:It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by najajomo · · Score: 1

    @CohibaVancouver: "He was co-founder of Microsoft, but he left there over 36 years ago"

    He was in remission from Hodgkin’s lymphomas for a long time. The story online is that he left Microsoft after he overheard Gates and Steve Ballmer discussing what to do regarding his shares after he died. ref

  71. Re:Now burning in hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve Balmer may be an asshole but at least he's not a patent troll.

  72. Re:LOL Sexconker lying faggot LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come find me Sexless Clunker, show me you're serious - because if you don't I'll know you're just another lying GOP faggot of no consequence - a Trump traitor, a welshing liar. A moronic and implausible braggart lol. Come find me tonight, since you pretended. Let me look at what a nazi punkass faggot trying to pass for a real world killer looks like, lol you actual bitch. Your mom bangs harder than you do punk ass faggot.

    #Did I stutter? Come find me faggot or you're 100% shit dick with a tongue wagged over it, Sexless Conker. Do eeeeet, what you waiting for Proud Pussbro? Hitler to come back from the dead, lol?

    #HITLER IS STILL DEAD AS FUCK, DON'T CRY FAGGOT TRY TO LOOK TOUGH. NO TEARS PROUD BITCHES!

  73. Re:Oh give me a break you fawning bitches lol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So how do you know that the percentage is "South American"? And what is it about "South Americans" that makes them not Indigenous people to the Americas?

    North American, South American - indigenous people are just that - here first.

    Trump's grandfather was here in 1885, my 6th or 7th great grandfather was here in 1682. From my family's point of view Trump is a immigrant, so I say send him back to his grandfathers country of origin. (I.E. Germany)

  74. Re: LOL Sexconker lying faggot LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are all part African because that is were we originated. Yet if I claim to be an African American the liberals would be very offended. Elizabeth Warren has Native American Blood in the same way Aldolf Hitler has Jewish ancestry.

    Why don't Americans worry about substantial shit like the fact China is kicking you ass six ways to Sunday, and you can't even control your own border

  75. Re: Now burning in hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nathan Myhrvold is the bigger patent troll.

  76. Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Took my dad (in less than a year) just a few months ago. It's devastating, particularly when doctors give you reason to hope and run you through chemo and radiation and offer drug trials - and then one day say 'sorry, you need to sign up for hospice care' (which is essentially signing your own death warrant since you are agreeing to not get any more treatment and simply be allowed to die horribly).

    Note: I am not urging anybody to not fight such a diagnosis; fight like hell and hope for the best, but be prepared and make sure your family is prepared for the worst (mine was not, we accepted all the happy talk about how curable it was). This disease is still very much a killer. Like all cancers it's not really just a single disease that is the same in all patients but rather is a customized killer tailored to defeat its individual host and therefore the only real hope, I suspect, is in individualized medicine using the patient's own DNA (the very sort of thing "medicare for all" schemes will not be able to cope with).

  77. Re: Da fuq, who'd he leave the $20B to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are good stories in Portland w.r.t Vulcan and running the Trailblazers & the Rose Center/Moda Center. I give Vulcan about 2 years before they spin off the teams. Vulcan kind of embodies MBAs running things. Without Paul Allen alive, regardless of his wishes, that gives them time to get rid of the passion projects in a "tasteful" fashion.

  78. Excuses for brokedick welshers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was always obvious it was going to be some very minor amount %, she said as much many times. Trump is the dishonest welshing faggot, not Elizabeth Warren. That's the point. She was vindicated.

    "Elizabeth Warren has Native American Blood in the same way Aldolf Hitler has Jewish ancestry." And yet the claim isn't untrue, and is scientifically proven. As Trump did claim to pay 1 million for her to prove it, & DONE.

    Write the check you billionaire serial liar lol, or don't - the circumstances make the most "powerful" lying faggot in the Republican party look very, very weak and dishonest - right before he goes off to prison, too. Bad timing.

  79. Re: It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Honestly Microsoft was never a decent company. They rose to prominence with vendor lock-in and exclusivity contracts on both BASIC and DOS, stealing a certain amount from CP/M, blocking DR DOS....come on you can say Paul Allen became a good guy but you can never say Microsoft was anything in the early days other than a manipulative company offering vendor lockin to PC OEMs.

  80. Re:LOL Sexconker lying faggot LOL by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    It's comments like this which is why I browse at -1. Seriously entertaining stuff. The only thing funnier than an internet toughguy is an internet toughguy with a grudge and the mentality of a 5 year old whose favourite toy just got broken.

  81. You ? by gDLL · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean your great-..-grand father ? Also do families have points of view? Did I miss collectivist world-view 101 and inherited guilt intro course ?

  82. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  83. Is that a rain coat? Yes, Paul! by t4eXanadu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard!

    First thing I thought of when I saw this headline.

  84. Re:Lesson for all geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Even if you do not believe in any deity or afterlife, living as though you do is not a bad way to live.

    I disagree. Believing there is no Heaven and Hell means you don't have to live your life in fear that you will end up 'missing the boat' and you value every day more because life is finite.

    Believing in divine justice colors your actions and your treatment of people, and not in a good way. The only negative aspect is the disappointment in finding that there ultimately is no justice, and bad people will get away with their bad deeds. All the more motivation to pursue justice in THIS world.

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  86. Re: Da fuq, who'd he leave the $20B to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's useful info re Vulcan. I started this thread but didn't take the time to understand how he'd planned to dispense his wealth. It'd be rare that a fund manages to preserve the principal and can fund things as the benefactor would have.

    At some point, humans decide who or what to spend his billions on.

  87. Re:Now burning in hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    But you can wipe Windows off your hard drive

    Not that I blame Paul Allen for it, but that's what "secure boot" is meant to "fix".

  88. Re: It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ticketmaster are complete cunts.

    This guy owned them? Fuck this guy!!

  89. Paul heard his train a comin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jimi Hendrix got screwed out of his music rights which were held by some asshole. Paul paid for the legal fees for the Hendrix family to sue and get his rights back.

    Thanks Paul. We'll excuse you while you kiss the sky.

  90. Re:Good news for Trump! by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    The fact that Trump acting like a a-hole has tarnished the Trump brand so badly that nobody wants to license the Trump name anymore doesn't make it a good guy... it just makes him an a-hole. Yes, as a general principle, people that view the presidency as a money-making opportunity should not be trusted. Based on Trump's own statements, I believe he did view the presidency as a money-making opportunity! He's just too egotistical and stupid to know when he's damaging his own brand.

    --
    I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
  91. Re: Oh give me a break you fawning bitches lol. by Luckyo · · Score: 1

    Is that why her claim pissed off Indians so much that several of them went on TV to denounce her attempt to pretend she's not one of the whitest people on the planet?

  92. Re: LOL Sexconker lying faggot LOL by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

    We are all part African because that is were we originated. Yet if I claim to be an African American the liberals would be very offended. Elizabeth Warren has Native American Blood in the same way Aldolf Hitler has Jewish ancestry.

    Why don't Americans worry about substantial shit like the fact China is kicking you ass six ways to Sunday, and you can't even control your own border

    You DO realize, of course, that Adolf Hitler DOES have Jewish Ancestry. A fact that he jealously (and understandably) guarded.

    https://www.history.com/news/s...

  93. Re:It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

    Exactly. Why people fawn over people just because they died is mystifying. There are plenty of heros in the computing industry, but he wasn't one of them.

    What is amazing is the stupidity and bullshit attitudes that are rampant on this site.

    Meanwhile, over at Macrumors.com (which arguably shouldn't even give a care about Allen's life or death), the comments are universally those of heartfelt condolences.

    https://forums.macrumors.com/t...

    You small-minded, entitled Slashtards all should be fucking ashamed of yourselves.

  94. Re: It is easier for a camel to pass thru a needle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DOS was barely a product when Allen left. DR-DOS was still called CP/M. And they certainly weren't the only game in town when it came to BASIC interpreters for microcomputers. Microsoft BASIC was actually a pretty decent product and helped standardize the language somewhat. In the early days, they actually were competing somewhat honestly on a level playing field.

       

  95. Re:Good news for Trump! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    He's 70+. He doesn't care.

    Everything you write is true, but Trump was still the better choice of the electable ones. But I'm in CA, so vote was wasted no matter, hence Vermin Supreme, the best candidate.

    The only thing that mattered was the Supreme Court. Which is done now, will be double done when Ginsburg kicks.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  96. Re:Good news for Trump! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed Trump must be happy, like the day when the world trade center towers fell, "highest building", you can't make that kind of reaction up, not a trace of compassion in his body.