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Palm Is Back With a Mini Companion Android Phone That's Exclusive To Verizon (droid-life.com)

A couple months ago, it was reported that the dearly departed mobile brand known as Palm would be making a comeback. That day has finally come. Yesterday, Palm announced The Palm, a credit card-sized Android smartphone that's supposed to act as a second phone. Droid Life reports: The Palm, which is its name, is a mini-phone with a 3.3-inch HD display that's about the size of a credit card, so it should fit nicely in your palm. It could be put on a chain or tossed in a small pocket or tucked just about anywhere, thanks to that small size. It's still a mostly fully-featured smartphone, though, with cameras and access to Android apps and your Verizon phone number and texts.

The idea here is that you have a normal phone with powerful processor and big screen that you use most of the time. But when you want to disconnect some, while not being fully disconnected, you could grab Palm instead of your other phone. It uses Verizon's NumberSync to bring your existing phone number with you, just like you would if you had an LTE smartwatch or other LTE equipped device.
Some of the specs of this Verizon-exclusive phone include a Snapdragon 435 processor with 3GB RAM, 32GB storage, 12MP rear and 8MP front cameras, 800mAh battery, IP68 water and dust resistance, and Android 8.1. As Kellen notes, "It does cost $350, which is a lot for a faux phone..."

We've already seen a number of gadget fans perplexed by this device. Digital Trends goes as far as calling it "the stupidest product of the year."

101 comments

  1. DAMMIT, PALM! by RickyShade · · Score: 2

    I ain't gonna give you no damn tree fiddy for this turd!

    1. Re:DAMMIT, PALM! by youngone · · Score: 1

      They paid Steph Curry to "design" some cases, so I imagine that's several millions of dollars they need to recoup.
      If it was priced sensibly it might be a success.

    2. Re:DAMMIT, PALM! by sheramil · · Score: 2

      If it didn't cost $350 and was a bit flatter, it'd make a neat business card. or ID badge.

    3. Re: DAMMIT, PALM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, your wife and mom cost a lot less than $350 and are flat, so you have that going for you, which is nice

    4. Re:DAMMIT, PALM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, no stylus? ! ?

  2. Comeback? by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 1

    A couple months ago, it was reported that the dearly departed mobile brand known as Palm would be making a comeback. That day has finally come.

    That remains to be seen. Comeback is an awful strong term for an attempt to market a phone to people who already have one.

    Imagine GM/Saturn trying to sell a car for when you don't want to use your car. I wouldn't call it a comeback unless they actually managed to move units.

    1. Re:Comeback? by RickyShade · · Score: 1

      a car for when you don't want to use your car

      So like, a motorcycle?

    2. Re:Comeback? by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      A motorcycle actually has a purpose though and there are things you can do with a dirt bike that you wouldn't want to use a car for. There are even some people who use a motorcycle as their main or only means of transportation. That's especially true in a lot of countries outside of the U.S. and Europe where someone who might not be able to afford a car can still get a bike.

      Meanwhile, I can't see terribly many people who would actually spend money on this. It might get some favorable mentions in the press, but no one is actually going to buy this thing.

    3. Re:Comeback? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, I can't see terribly many people who would actually spend money on this. It might get some favorable mentions in the press, but no one is actually going to buy this thing.

      Especially at that price.

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    4. Re:Comeback? by arth1 · · Score: 2

      If it wasn't $350, I could find use for it, like when I'm out running and don't want to carry a big phone with me, but still want to be able to make a call if I have to, do a quick map lookup, or pay with NFC. The size is not much bigger than the candybar phones of a few years ago, and those were far more handy - I currently have a "compact" phone, but it's still way bigger than is comfortable.

    5. Re:Comeback? by alvinrod · · Score: 2

      I don't own one, so I don't know this for sure, but I thought the latest crop of smart watches were supposed to be able to do all of those things. I know that some of the first ones were more tethered to the phone, but I thought Samsung (or maybe it was Apple) had a version that could operate on cell networks independently. Maybe it doesn't piggyback off of the existing subscription so you need a separate line for it unlike this device, but it seems like if they added that, then this phone has even less reason to exist.

    6. Re:Comeback? by AvitarX · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm apparently their target market.

      I'm cheap, and inhate big phones, but love decent screens.

      I haven't seen one, maybe it's way too small, but I suspect with the high pixel density I'd be fine faffing about and reading on it. I'm sure typing would suck, but a process I'd be happy to pay.

      If it wasn't painfully slow (no idea again, I haven't used one), I would likely use it as my main phone.

      There are no reasonably priced phones that are decent and under 5 inches (old iPhone maybe? But then I need to deal with a whole new ecosystem).

      If this was available on T-Mobile, and I could SIM swap rather than pay extra for it, I'd almost certainly buy one

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    7. Re:Comeback? by mikael · · Score: 1

      Mobile phones get cracked screens, the memory chips might fry, the USB connector gets a bit wobbly and doesn't charge up. Or they get so filled up with updates that it simply isn't possible to use them any more.

      I had enough problems trying to update a Samsung Galaxy S2 that I needed to uninstall Skype in order to get the memory space to install the updates and then reinstall Skype.

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    8. Re:Comeback? by necro81 · · Score: 1

      I'm cheap, and inhate big phones....I would likely use it as my main phone

      Yeeah, this new thing is an accessory for your existing (presumably large) phone. It shares the mobile number of your primary phone (but, for an extra fee, of course).

      If this was available on T-Mobile, and I could SIM swap rather than pay extra for it, I'd almost certainly buy one

      As far as I can tell, there is no physical SIM for your to swap. That is, there appears to be no user-accessible SIM tray. Given that it's meant to be a secondary device, then it probably uses an eSIM like the Apple Watch. So, good luck doing a SIM swap.

    9. Re:Comeback? by Junta · · Score: 1

      I'm cheap

      $350 is a lot of cash for a phone with those capabilities now. Other phones with those specs (albeit larger screen) are right about $150 at most right now.

      I would likely use it as my main phone.

      I'm a bit confused as to exactly how, but all the coverage suggests this is not a device that is supported unless you also buy a 'real' phone to go with it. So even if it would work, you still have to spend the money on *another* device so that you can have this device. So depending on the requirements Verizon has for a qualifying 'main' phone, that already pricey $350 becomes probably between $500 and $800.

      I agree with your sentiment, that this could be a serviceable and even welcome 'main phone' based on the specs and size, but as sold it's just too expensive and Verizon is requiring it to be bought as an accessory to another device.

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    10. Re:Comeback? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says it doesn't have a SIM? I read the review on digitaltrends (dynamically linked from the rant article) and it seemed to say it has a SIM slot on the side. iPhones also appear to have no user accessible tray, it's just semi hidden on the side and requires an annoying Nano SIM form factor and a small tool to access it (likely a paper clip does but I never tried yet)

      I think anyway that was if there is carrier support for this (and it's cheap like $1/month or free or small one time fee) supporting an eSIM is not bad at all. If the carrier supports multiple real SIMs so you don't have to do a physical swap you'll have to pay for the SIM...

    11. Re:Comeback? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      $350 is a lot of cash for a phone with those capabilities now. Other phones with those specs (albeit larger screen) are right about $150 at most right now.

      I currently pay $150ish for phones so big that my thumb gets sore from reaching the top of the screen during 1 handed use. I'd happily pay $350 for a smaller one (assuming it worked about as well as a G series Moto or an equivalently priced BLU).

      I'm not paying the $500ish for a Sony (maybe that's an arbitrary distinction, but it just feels like too much to me).

      I'm a bit confused as to exactly how, but all the coverage suggests this is not a device that is supported unless you also buy a 'real' phone to go with it. So even if it would work, you still have to spend the money on *another* device so that you can have this device. So depending on the requirements Verizon has for a qualifying 'main' phone, that already pricey $350 becomes probably between $500 and $800.

      This is my point. I am the person that hears about this phone and doesn't think "designed for annoyance" or "useless", until I read the restrictions about only as a second phone, and only Verizon I was actually excited for it.

      What I hear is, "we won't sell this to you, you use Tmobile and don't want to pay for a second device". I get carrier exclusivity can have value for the seller, so it's an annoyance, but understandable for a new launch. What I don't understand is the arbitrary decision to not be able to just buy this and use it as a phone.

      What I mean by being their target market is the device excited me until needless restrictions were put on it.

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    12. Re: Comeback? by MandieLee · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. I was in the middle of the check out page for an Xperia XZ2 Compact when I found out about this Palm. I am severely disappointed I cannot use it as a main phone. Unlike the rest of America, my phone is not my life. Having a smart phone is a perk and data doesn't cost much more than a regular plan these days, but if I'm going to have one I would AT LEAST like to be able to fit the damn thing in my pockets and HANDS. Not to mention not wanting to pay outlandish prices for something I minimally use and which gets outdated within a few years. This phone is EXACTLY what I've been looking for, and I'm even a Verizon customer but I still can't use it :/ So frustrating.

  3. Awesome phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, IF it was a PHONE that is :O

    Just what I want in a PHONE. so of course it is a fake

    Show of hands: how many people who want a small phone ALSO want a big phone?

    1. Re:Awesome phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 4.7" phone (old, with bezels, rounder corners but the screen is 100% rectangular). It's rather too big as a phone, but it has very thin fonts (Android 7.1 Lineage) and I can barely hit call buttons in call log and contacts so I'm not sure I'd like a small phone unless the OS presentation is smart about it. What I want is physical buttons!
      Meanwhile, the screen is a bit too small for the only useful application I found : reading manga.

      So I would like a dumb phone again, and also some low end smart one with 6" IPS LCD.

    2. Re: Awesome phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would love to have a cheap flip phone that I could switch to at certain times. What our family goes skiing, we often need to call or text each other to arrange meetings pickups Etc. It's always risky to answer a $700 smartphone with cold fingers on a chairlift, and a bad fall can do a lot of damage to a phone in the pocket. A cheaper phone for use in riskier situations is a good idea. it also provides a fall back for when your good phone needs repair.

  4. wat by Presence+Eternal · · Score: 1

    Hi I'm 12 and what is do not disturb mode?

  5. Dearly departed ? Good riddance is more like it ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Palm licensed hardware but did not control the OS so the end result was hardware which did not work with software.

    Sony hardware combined with Palm Desktop caused me such problems that I'd still like to strangle the people responsible. And Sony exited the market with no warning nor any support for people who had bought their Clie devices.

    I don't give a fuck whether the Palm product now has no relationship to the old Palm devices. I wouldn't use it if it was free. And that goes for Sony
    too. Fuck them both. ( never mind the infamous Sony rootkit CD fiasco ).

  6. Two packs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since these are marketed at masochists that want more phones, they should sell them in packs of two or three. Their target audience would eat it up!

  7. all you need to know by ole_timer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Digital Trends goes as far as calling it "the stupidest product of the year."

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    1. Re:all you need to know by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Hahahaha, nice!

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    2. Re:all you need to know by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      yeah, it was a toss up with the facebook video and camera...or google in every room...

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    3. Re:all you need to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Copy a sentence from /. summary == "Hahahaha, nice!"

    4. Re:all you need to know by youngone · · Score: 1

      Here's a link, for those who might be interested.
      It's worth a read. It pulls no punches and is quite funny.

    5. Re:all you need to know by rundgong · · Score: 1

      No, I also need to know what the hell Digital Trends is, and why their opinion matters.

    6. Re:all you need to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I also need to know what the hell Digital Trends is, and why their opinion matters.

      LOL .. well, they track trends, but of the digital sort ... or they make pies, the name is ambiguous. :-P

    7. Re:all you need to know by TomBauserman · · Score: 1

      Wait...what kind of pie? I've been craving apple pie with cheddar cheese melted on top and big scoop of vanilla ice cream.

    8. Re:all you need to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      digital trends is crap. and the guy sounds like an angry douchebag. probably a trump supporter like you. moron.

      Except it might be right on this.

    9. Re: all you need to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you pregnant?

  8. That is not Palm by gweihir · · Score: 4, Informative

    That is some impostor that has bought the name.

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    1. Re:That is not Palm by hambone142 · · Score: 1

      Correct.

      Palm was purchased by UP some time ago.

    2. Re:That is not Palm by hambone142 · · Score: 2

      That should have been HP.

      Damned spell check.

    3. Re:That is not Palm by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I hate spiel checker too.

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    4. Re:That is not Palm by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      I believe that HP bought PalmOS, not Palm. In other words, HP bought the rights to the PalmOS operating system that became WebOS. The Palm that created the hardware was passed around, but who knows where it ended up.

  9. Back in my day... by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    ... when we had these things called smart phones you could use when you didn't need a more powerful computer.

  10. Great Idea by execthis · · Score: 2

    This is a great idea for people into fitness. I hope other carriers will offer this service and that there will be other, less expensive models available.

    1. Re:Great Idea by Dorianny · · Score: 2

      This is a great idea for people into fitness. I hope other carriers will offer this service and that there will be other, less expensive models available.

      Except that it is neither rugged nor cheap. The pathetic battery life puts a cap on it for the outdoorsy crowd too

    2. Re:Great Idea by Can'tNot · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the only problems that I see with this are, first, that it's too expensive and, second, that they tie it to another phone for some stupid reason. Why can't they just sell it as a small phone? That would be great. Maybe give it a slide out keyboard, like the Xperia Mini Pro, 'cause that tiny screen would be a pain in the ass to try and type on.

    3. Re:Great Idea by execthis · · Score: 1

      The whole point is that it piggybacks off of your existing plan. Why would you want to pay for a second plan, not to mention deal with the hassle/overhead of maintaining a second number?

    4. Re:Great Idea by Can'tNot · · Score: 1

      I don't know. Maybe you shouldn't do those things then. Maybe you should just have a single plan, for your single small phone.

    5. Re:Great Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no overarching reason it should be tied to Verizon dual phone unless it's a specific US-only model maybe.
      A thing is, it has a very small battery life - and a fixed battery?
      This makes it a hot piece of garbage if you're trying to use it 24/7. It makes more sense if you carry your "real" phone with 3000 mAh or something along it.

      e.g. bicycle trip? Do the phone number swap by pressing a button or something (NFC pairing?) then put the big phone away in a bag or pocket etc., have the small phone in shirt pocket, arm band, on handle bar.
      Likewise, use the small phone at a restaurant or in a meeting if you don't want that huge shiny > 5" thing in the way. Big smartphones might feel like you're using a Game Boy or a laptop instead of paying attention, at least if you're with a luddite like me?

      After that, the battery life is really too small - one of the articles says 8 hours, and it's a full midrange phone with 800mAh battery. Thus you should shut it down completely. If you really need more juice and your big phone is also USB-C you will even plug a cable so that your big phone gives power to the small phone.

      To conclude : it needs the commercial support and use case (new carrier feature probably derived from the infrastructure they built to support eSIM)

  11. Why not toss in a free wristband for 350 by bobstreo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Then it would be the Apple Watch killer too. /s

    If it had an HDMI port, it may be useful as a kodi box with 3GB of memory. $350 does buy a nice shield, or a bunch of mi boxes or amazon fire boxes,,,

    At work I was already carrying 3 phones, my personal, a dedicated support phone and a lot of weeks a year, an on-call phone. I didn't pay for the phone I have now, why would I buy a toy phone.

  12. Misleading title by hambone142 · · Score: 1

    Palm was purchased by HP several years ago.

    In addition, WebOS was sold to Samsung by HP.

    So we have a phone called Palm with no link to the original Palm phone with no OS that previously ran the real Palm phone.

    1. Re:Misleading title by hambone142 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Palm was purchased by HP several years ago.

      In addition, WebOS was sold to Samsung by HP.

      So we have a phone called Palm with no link to the original Palm phone with no OS that previously ran the real Palm phone.

      Correction. WebOS was sold to LG.

    2. Re:Misleading title by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      Chaebol all look alike to me

  13. Just end it, already by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    But when you want to disconnect some, while not being fully disconnected, you could grab Palm instead of your other phone.

    This is why I'm not really alarmed about the fact that we've reached some climate point of no return. It's probably about time that humanity is wiped from the face of the Earth anyway. Are there really people who will pay money to be "disconnected but not disconnected"? Maybe we can address climate change by just killing those people. I know it sounds harsh, but jesus wept already. Enough is enough.

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    1. Re:Just end it, already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are there really people who will pay money to be "disconnected but not disconnected"?

      Sure. Some people might like to leave a device where people can contact them (i.e.: their phone) and just take a device that lets them browse content.

      Just because I want the world to leave me alone for a little while doesn't mean I don't want to learn things from Wikipedia.

    2. Re:Just end it, already by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      Sure. Some people might like to leave a device where people can contact them (i.e.: their phone) and just take a device that lets them browse content.

      Just because I want the world to leave me alone for a little while doesn't mean I don't want to learn things from Wikipedia.

      Do you know that you can choose "ignore" when a call comes in that you don't want to take, and still "browse content"? I don't know about iPhones, but I'm pretty sure every modern cellular phone has that feature. You can also turn the phone ringer off completely and still get audio for whatever "content" you happen to be browsing.

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    3. Re:Just end it, already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] I know it sounds harsh, but jesus wept already. [...]

      It was the onions.

  14. How About Some Useful Features? by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't be hard to take over the market. Just build a phone that makes an actually pretty good phone and never rings when scammers are calling. If any other features are not at the expense of those two, I'd be all over that phone. The best they can come up with is "A phone for when it's too much of an effort to lift your main phone to your head"?

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    1. Re:How About Some Useful Features? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I bet you could get a flip phone on T-Mobile.

      They block most junk calls, and the flip phones make decent phones, though I don't know if anybody answers phonecalls anymore (nobody I know does).

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    2. Re:How About Some Useful Features? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you could get a flip phone on T-Mobile.

      They block most junk calls, and the flip phones make decent phones, though I don't know if anybody answers phonecalls anymore (nobody I know does).

      Yep flip-phones are will made and can be found in the stores (just saw some in a Sprint store last week), they just don't advertise it or push them since they're not nearly as profitable as the new shiny easily broken stuff.

  15. Verizon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't even have to look at the hardware specs. I have Verizon but anything with Verizon software is junk. I use a completely non-carrier Pixel 2 on VZW. None of their crapware (I defanged a few things in the ROM related to them too).

    Are they still trying to push VZ Navigator on people? Or Caller Name ID? Damn it cell carriers: Just be a pipe. That's all I want.

    Oh, and before everyone says I should switch to T-Mobile -- there is not a drop of T-Mobile signal for a mile in any direction. It's flaky at best when I'm driving towards I-95 (and I live in a city).

  16. Like Cherrios... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Made for Little Hands

    1. Re:Like Cherrios... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sooo.....made for Trump?

  17. Small phones are great by gringer · · Score: 2

    I'd be keen on an IP68 phone that's this size. I can't comfortably fit my current phone into my pocket; I'd really like to go back to a smaller one.

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    1. Re:Small phones are great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want the Unihertz Atom then, small form factor, rugged, IP 68 - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jellyphone/atom-world-s-smallest-4g-rugged-smartphone

  18. DigitalTrends is the stupidest product of the year by jensend · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm sick and tired of phone review sites that seem to maintain an outsized influence on what people think is "trendy" and what people think is "boring" yet don't actually have a connection to whether the phone is a better tool or not.

    Aesthetics and screen size trump all else. Design elements for the sake of novelty (OMG A CURVED SCREEN!) are valued over basic functionality. (It's easy to find reviews that complain at length about 'dull design' because omg simple and functional is so last year.) Getting rid of the 3.5" jack really was courage, because [cool-aid reason here]. Higher numbers are always better whether they have any impact on the user experience or not. Must have 4K! (even though phone users would be hard-pressed to tell the difference from e.g. 1440p in double-blind testing.) Must have 8GB RAM because it's what the trendy flagships are doing! (even though no benchmark has ever shown any real performance advantage in realistic contemporary use.) and so on and so on. And they seem to manage to dictate to users what to buy and dictate to manufacturers what to make.

    For people who actually want to use their phone as a tool rather than as an all-consuming 24/7 Netflix and Instagram stream, it's a travesty that Android has had so little in the way of decent small phones. This is especially true for people who spend considerable time doing physical activity outdoors rather than sitting at a desk writing fawning reviews of $1200 toys.

    The Xperia Compact has been the only line with good performance and cameras, but it's gotten steadily more expensive and less compact. Plenty of people were interested in the Unihertz Jelly and Atom because they offered a smaller form factor, even despite the phones' clear limitations. I would be likely to buy the Atom myself if it had a quarter-HD (960x540) screen; that's 450 dpi, which is not unreasonable, while the 432x240 screen is just too low-res for many kinds of uses.

    "Palm" has ticked a lot of the right boxes with this- genuinely small, high screen area to total area ratio, HD res (1280x720), IP68 and decent impact protection. But the price point is a real problem, and it's too bad it's tied to Verizon.

  19. Just the name is all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just the name is the same. This is now a Chinese company so expect your phones to be hacked straight from the factory just like Blu phones.

  20. Who designed this? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    The good: the size is perfect since all the other manufacturers seem to only release huge-ass phones now

    The bad: the features are just... weird. Why does it uses a face-photo-unlock feature instead of just a regular NIP? It's not like the screen is too small to display 12 buttons in a 3x4 grid.

    The costly: If it's supposed to be a phone for when you want to be "less connected" why is it trying to be a full smartphone in a tiny package? Why is there a 12 megapixels camera on the back and an 8 megapixels camera on the front? Ditch both cameras or at least the front one and make the back camera 8 megapixels, drop the RAM down to 2GB and lower the damn price. Why does this over-powered miniature toy phone costs more than most of the other low-end smartphones out there?

    WHO IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR?!

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    1. Re:Who designed this? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      The bad: the features are just... weird. Why does it uses a face-photo-unlock feature instead of just a regular NIP? It's not like the screen is too small to display 12 buttons in a 3x4 grid.

      If part of the target audience includes physically active people, that makes sense. It's hard to unlock a phone to make a call with sweaty hands and/or gloves. It's easier to do a face unlock and then tell it to call.

    2. Re: Who designed this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is for all the casual bicycle riding people that think they need a carbon fiber frame, civet shat coffee beans and other "premium" goods.

      If you are not running the Amazing race, or some other large prize money situation, the extra ounce to bring your regular phone isnt a big deal, nor is the cubic inch of space for your normal phone. Buy a $10 armband sleeve or one of those "jogging" belts.

      My phone wallet case is thicker than my phone and almost as heavy empty as the phone itself. If I replaced my aluminum bike with a carbon fiber one, whatever weight i saved on the frame I would lose three times over in the weight I would need to add to the chain and lock for it to keep it in place.

      Skip soda for a weekend and you probably will lose the same amount of weight as this $350 toy phone saves...

  21. Checks all the wrong boxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Verizon-exclusive phone
    2) 800mAh battery
    3) $350

    The battery is possibly almost acceptable given it's size, but I'm betting it's battery life is terrible all the same.

  22. Re:DigitalTrends is the stupidest product of the y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually I read the entire review, and it was pretty good.

    This phone would make a whole lot more sense if it was just a normal phone that ran on more networks and had about a 2000mah battery.

    Selling people a device to make them less connected is moronic. Digital well being is bullshit from companies that are pretending they care about you, and want the media to think they aren't evil corporations. People want to use their phones and don't give a shit about stupid features that make them harder to use.

  23. Autocorrect socks! by raymorris · · Score: 2

    Puck autocorrect!

    Especially when you're trying to talk sexy and you end up plucking her fussy.

    1. Re:Autocorrect socks! by jittles · · Score: 1

      Puck autocorrect!

      Especially when you're trying to talk sexy and you end up plucking her fussy.

      It's obvious you're faking. Everyone knows that autocorrect always ducks up when you try and use the F word.

    2. Re:Autocorrect socks! by TomBauserman · · Score: 1

      Or ducking it

  24. Phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you could just buy a cheap phone

  25. New kid wants to play with his choice of friend by sentiblue · · Score: 1

    Doesn't matter how successful Palm was... they failed which mean they didn't know what they were doing. Any new phone is just another new kid in the block. Choosing a kid to play with is just plain arrogant. Exclusive? Who gives a flying phuck!!! The world is not gonna drop AT&T and join Verizon just because Palm (a failed company) came back to make a phone only for Verizon. Doing that literally means they deny their own success by not accepting non-verizon customers.

  26. Genuis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is what I have been trying to achieve for years. I have my secondary dumb Nokia. The only problem is I am in NZ. People who carry their phones on them all day only want small phones. I have an Apple SE and they are not making this form factor anymore. Very Sad!

  27. Not installing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ... while not being fully disconnected ...

    I partially disconnect by not installing Facebook/Instagram/Paypal: Not by connecting with a smaller screen.

    ... a 3.3-inch HD display ...

    I despise 5-inch and 6-inch screens: The 6-inch phone is ubiquitous to the point of being shoved into bras, and not between the breasts. My phone is not a general-computing device, even though it's built (hardware And software) that way.

    ... the size of a credit card ...

    A credit card is 2.2 inches in length, meaning this screen is 50% longer than a credit card.

    ... other phone.

    If people are carrying multiple phones and phones are getting too big for pockets, there are two solutions: A) Allow multiple SIMs in one handset. B) Make standard phones, hand-sized. C) Do A and B.

  28. A pretty normal sized phone, just not a phablet by erice · · Score: 2

    The screen is 3.3 inches. That is pretty similar to the 3.5" of a Iphone 4s. This isn't a tiny phone at all. It is modernized version of the size all smart phones used to be before they turned into battleships. It's a bit more compact owing to an edge to an edge screen making better use of the real estate than the old phones did.

    1. Re:A pretty normal sized phone, just not a phablet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is modernized version of the size all smart phones used to be before they turned into battleships.

      minus the 3.5 mm jack.
      Also non-removable sim?

  29. Palm Is Back With a Mini Companion Android Phone T by aglider · · Score: 2

    So, basically, is back with nothing.

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  30. Without Graffiti by jaybrau · · Score: 1

    I think I'm probably the only person in the world who loved Palm's stylus writing input method, "Graffiti". It had a learning curve, but was way easier than dealing with a micro QWERTY, and you could do it without looking. If they brought Graffiti back, I'd have to try it out, otherwise it looks like little more than a novelty.

  31. Stupid Product? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    An Android Smart Phone that doesn't feel like Im carrying a brick in my pocket?

    This is actually what I've been looking for.

  32. We need a small, thick sturdy phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But this isn't it.

    Time to kick back against the phablets. A Palm Pre for the modern age would be great.

    But it must be small AND powerful ( thick means it can be that ), not this crap.

  33. Re:DigitalTrends is the stupidest product of the y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And it's not a phone you can use on it's own, and that is what makes it stupid. It's not a small phone, it's a gimmick that looks like a small phone but is really a companion device for your big phone that you still need to carry with you.

  34. They talked to the Spinal Tap guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > " But when you want to disconnect some, while not being fully disconnected, you could grab Palm instead of your other phone"

    It sounds like "But if need that extra push over that cliff, then we go to eleven."

  35. Re:DigitalTrends is the stupidest product of the y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. It is my understanding that you can turn off your big phone or even throw it away away, and the Palm works just fine. You just can't stop paying Verizon for service for both phones.

  36. Zombie brand by DrXym · · Score: 1

    Palm, the company that made the Palm Pilot is long dead. This is some random company that bought the rights to the Palm brand off of HP slapping it on some random android handset. Whatever spirit or ethos the name Palm may have originally represented is long gone.

  37. Re:DigitalTrends is the stupidest product of the y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where this fits I think , or would fit better, is people who have a tablet with Cell connectivity. As a Phone handset for the portable PC tablet.

  38. Use it as a secondary phone? by Daralantan · · Score: 1

    For using when you don't want a full phone? It's a "faux phone"? Does it require Bluetooth and being near your phone to work? Or are they just saying all this because "real phones" are 5+ inches and cost $800+? This just seams like a (expensive) cheap phone.

  39. Sony tried it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sony had a prototype like this about 5-6 years ago. It was a companion accessory to a very large phone / tablet intended for business. The idea is you'd have your tablet in your bag which your accessory would be connected to.

    There was also a tablet sized display that had nothing but a battery and a docking slot for a phone, so when you were home you'd have a tablet, but then pull out the phone when you were leaving.

    Neither made it past the prototype stage.

  40. I know what it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's an MP3 player with a Verizon data plan. In other words, how to bill people an extra $14.99 a month.

  41. I don't want this for a "companion" by mark_reh · · Score: 1

    I want it to be my only phone. Why can't I have it that way- is it missing the latest surveillance technology that's built into other smart phones? That just makes me want it more...

  42. Re:DigitalTrends is the stupidest product of the y by Junta · · Score: 1

    I wager the result is Verizon not letting it be the device it could be: Just a small phone.

    Also all the marketing BS about it being about wellness and being a phone made to *not* work as well on purpose strikes me as marketing refusing to believe there would be a market for a small phone without a 'gimmick'.

    I wouldn't be surprised if behind this device were an engineering team thinking they were making a phone for people sick of the oversized phablet norm, who may be as disgusted as everyone else at the limited realization of what it is as a product...

    The core tech may be capable, but the only way to buy it is as an accessory, having to pay *more* on a monthly plan than you would for a big phone, and the 800mah battery is uselessly small for that class of device, all at a purchase price higher than almost any other phone with those internals.

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  43. You lost me at... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

    "Verizon Exclusive". It amazes me there are still idiots out there that think that sticking "Exclusive" on their products will be considered a feature, not a bug, by customers. Also congrats Palm, no matter how much effort you've spent making the phone's audio quality great, it's going to sound like you're speaking through a garden hose thanks to Verizon's shitty voice network.

    When you come to your senses, make sure it has a headphone jack and a decent battery life (shouldn't be hard if there's no giant screen to maintain and you're not going for credit card widths), and I'm sure it'll sell like hot cakes.

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  44. Re:Dearly departed ? Good riddance is more like it by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

    I get the impression that it's a startup that only bought the brand name. Nothing else about the old company, good or bad, was brought in. So you're right to be wary.

  45. So, essentially by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

    It's John's phone with a screen, which has been around for years,
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  46. Car Phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't they do this with a car phone instead?

    When I had an OnStar equipped car phone, it drove me nuts that it wasn't able to reach its potential, especially without paying a third party for overpriced cellular service. I'd love to have a powerful mobile transciever with a real antenna array in my car for reliable communications instead of the wimpy portable cell phone and be able to automatically switch devices.

  47. Wuuuhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... it's a smartphone that you need a smartphone to use? I don't get it...

    I'm all sad now, I was hoping it was a new PalmOS device so I can stop clinging onto my Sony Clie!

    I mean, it's still more responsive, has far more accurate touch, and has better battery life than every smartphone I've used, even now... the fact that people consider being able to use a smartphone for 2 days before needing to be recharged is good battery life just makes me feel sad at how brainwashed people are.

    Smartphones are kinda stupid - They're either too small to have a usable screen, esp. since they are all capacitive touch screens which means your accuracy is in centimeters per inch, or so big that I giggle when people hold these gigantic brick-sized slabs to their heads. It's like watching an episode of Trigger Happy TV.

    I like my phones to be small and fit into my side trouser pocket without worrying about it being snapped or bent - I still use my ancient indestructible Nokia with its 2 week battery life and actual honest to god buttons that I can use with my gloves on in sleet rain or snow or without having to even look at the pad because it has such nice tactile feedback, and I have a tablet and laptop for actual computery things so that I don't have to squint at tiny text or curse as I repeatedly press the wrong letter on a shitty tiny software keyboard.

    Ugh... someone build me a time machine and send me back to the 90's! I hate it here!!!

  48. high opinion of verizon customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just shows what they think of Verizon customers--suckers.