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About That Monstrous Black Hole We're All Orbiting (theatlantic.com)

Astronomers on Wednesday reported new telescope observations of the environment around the Milky Way's supermassive black hole, named Sagittarius A*, pronounced "a-star," and they transformed the data into a lively animation. From a report: The video is positively ghostly. Clumps of gas swirl around the black hole, traveling at about 30 percent of the speed of light. Astronomers collected the data for the visualization using an instrument on the European Southern Observatory's Very Large Telescope, located in the deserts of northern Chile. The instrument, appropriately named GRAVITY, detected flares of infrared radiation coming from the disk surrounding Sagittarius A*. The researchers believe the bursts originated very close to the black hole, in an incredibly tumultuous region known as the innermost stable orbit. Here, cosmic material is slung around violently, but it remains far away enough that it can circle the black hole safely without getting sucked into the darkness.

If the thought of orbiting a monstrous, star-gobbling black hole spooks you, don't worry. Earth, located about two-thirds out from the center of the Milky Way, is at a very safe distance. The planet is in no danger of being consumed and wiped off the face of the universe. But, like everything else in the galaxy, it has long been subject to the black hole's whims. When black holes belch radiation out into space, the outflow can heat surrounding gas so much that it prevents it from cooling. If cosmic dust can't cool, it can't condense to form individual, brand-new stars, including ones like our sun. Scientists suspect that the fates of galaxies -- whether they produce new stars or stop altogether -- rests with the supermassive black holes at their centers.

101 comments

  1. We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Well, um, sometime after the sun goes nova.....

    What, first post?

    1. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by SqueakyMouse · · Score: 1

      The sun probably isn't big enough to go nova, so if we can't die until after it goes nova, then i guess that makes us immortal. Yay!

    2. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, um, sometime after the sun goes nova.....

      What, first post?

      More like "last post"... ;)

    3. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by The+Original+CDR · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The sun will expand into a red giant, burning away the inner planets and Jupiter will become the new Mercury in 4B years. From 4B to 8B years, the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy will merge together. All the fun astronomical stuff will take place after we die.

    4. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pffft i could beat that black hole WITH MY FISTS!

    5. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      All the fun astronomical stuff will take place after we die.

      I hope so! The alternative is it happens when we die.

    6. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      All of it will be a slow process within a human lifetime. Even during the expansion into a red giant if humans were around from their birth to their death any single human wouldn't notice much of a change in the sun during their own lifetime.

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    7. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

      Even before the sun's red giant phase it will have doubled in luminosity. Assuming no feedback effects, that would increase Earth's equilibrium temperature by 19% on an absolute temperature scale. So if you assume that feedback mechanisms remain the same, you're talking at least 50 degrees celsius temperature increase.

      Of course, that's far too simplistic of an approach to take; feedback levels will change, and the details of that are a complex modeling task. Runaway greenhouse effects are quite possible (such as: loss of crustal water = reduce crustal viscosity = reduced / eliminated large-scale plate tectonics = Venus-like geology).

      Of course, the biggest question is whether any sort of sentient life would exist in the system at that point in time. If so, it would likely be so far advanced (billions of years of technological development) that building an orbital solar reflector would be a laughably trivial task, and even relocating the planet might be within their reach. The ultimate achievement would be if they were to develop technology to siphon off matter from the sun over billions of years, ultimately reducing its mass to under 0,3Msol. Then it would not only burn slower, but also be fully convective - greatly extending its lifespan. Very low mass main sequence stars can potentially burn for trillions of years.

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    8. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting that the sun will expand in radius as it goes red giant. The Earth will be inside it....briefly.

    9. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The size of the Galaxy is so big, that all action is relatively slow, in terms of observable differences.
      Our lifespan we only get to observe the earth rotate around the sun about a hundred times.

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    10. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by The+Original+CDR · · Score: 2

      Some have argued with me that an expanding sun would just push the planetary orbits outward. I haven't seen a definitive answer either way.

    11. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by TFlan91 · · Score: 1

      Of course, the biggest question is whether any sort of sentient life would exist in the system at that point in time. If so, it would likely be so far advanced (billions of years of technological development) that building an orbital solar reflector would be a laughably trivial task, and even relocating the planet might be within their reach.

      As history proves, technological development is not always forward (ie: Dark Ages, or if you're into sci-fi, after the empire falls in the Foundation Series), so even if we, or some version of sentient life, survive 4b years, we might not be able to solve the problem. We could very well be stuck on this rock or in this solar system with no means of escape, except generation ships shot out to distance systems.

      The ultimate achievement would be if they were to develop technology to siphon off matter from the sun over billions of years, ultimately reducing its mass to under 0,3Msol. Then it would not only burn slower, but also be fully convective - greatly extending its lifespan. Very low mass main sequence stars can potentially burn for trillions of years.

      Intriguing... wouldn't you want to siphon off the heavier elements from the sun, rather than the lighter elements? Or both at some perfect ratio? If the fuel is removed, it condenses, if heavier mass (non-fuel) is removed, it expands.

    12. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "an expanding sun would just push the planetary orbits outward."

      Sort of like your gut and your belt size!

    13. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some have argued with me that an expanding sun would just push the planetary orbits outward.

      Through what mechanism? Reverse gravity?

      The only way I can think of for an expanding sun to push the planetary orbits out would be a shock wave, which isn't so much going to push out your orbit, as simply scatter things in random directions that may or may not end up in stable orbits -- in fact, they may or may not still be in one piece.

      The orbits aren't simply going to get bigger with the sun, because any force acting to push the planet outwards would be catastrophic.

      I haven't seen a definitive answer either way.

      What kind of 'definitive answer' to an incredibly stupid idea not founded in physics would you require?

    14. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by The+Original+CDR · · Score: 1

      What kind of 'definitive answer' to an incredibly stupid idea not founded in physics would you require?

      According to this article, your opinion may not be the definitive answer.

      In approximately 5 billion years, the sun will begin the helium-burning process, turning into a red giant star. When it expands, its outer layers will consume Mercury and Venus, and reach Earth. Scientists are still debating whether or not our planet will be engulfed, or whether it will orbit dangerously close to the dimmer star. Either way, life as we know it on Earth will cease to exist.

    15. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      creimer has neither the intelligence nor the patience to understand the answer in any case. creimer's #1 goal in any conversation is to make sure he's heard. He doesn't care if what he says is right or wrong or not even wrong. For example, he can't even read the wikipedia article he links to!

      He's like that annoying kid trying to get the attention of the adults any way he can, and when he fails just doubles up on the noise both in quantity and volume. We are at the "pulling down his pants and farting" stage of creimer's evolution.

    16. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Case in point:

      1) You argued "an expanding sun would just push the planetary orbits outward."

      2) You provide an article saying "Scientists are still debating whether or not our planet will be engulfed, or whether it will orbit dangerously close to the dimmer star."

      You seem to not even understand the question YOU YOURSELF ASKED , then reply with spectacularly off-topic answers.

      You ogre-fingered failure. Stick to unboxing Chinese plastic toys.

    17. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by The+Original+CDR · · Score: 0

      Some have argued with me that an expanding sun would just push the planetary orbits outward

      FTFY — You took my comment out of context. I'm a fan of the earth shall burn, baby, burn! But I'm open minded enough to consider counter arguments.

      Stick to unboxing Chinese plastic toys.

      ???

    18. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need professional help. Have you seen a proctologist?

    19. Re: We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then our existence will have been completely meaningless. Yaaay!

    20. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh I'm sorry, are Funko Pops made in Vietnam by child labor? Is that why you like them so much?

    21. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Chris, unlike you I don't need a toilet with two drain hookups installed by a zoo plumber.

    22. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Trogre · · Score: 2

      True. Still, Betelgeuse might explode in our lifetimes, so there's that to look forward to.

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    23. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Trogre · · Score: 3, Informative

      Pretty sure that's wrong.

      Orbits only depend on mass, not density. So assuming the actual mass of the Sun doesn't change when it goes supernova then our orbit won't change.

      Likewise, if the Sun were replaced tomorrow with a black hole with the same mass, it would be the size of a small town but none of the planets' orbits would change. Although we would freeze to death.

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    24. Re: We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      That's retarded; their orbits would decay and they would 'become one with the sun.'

    25. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      All the fun astronomical stuff will take place after we die.

      Simpler than that. When you die the simulation stops. That's it.

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    26. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

      Surprisingly enough, it doesn't really matter what you siphon off. In a star the mass of our sun, there's relatively little inflow of new fuel into the core. Smaller stars are fully convective, in that everything can cycle through the core. So just by simply "lightening" the star by any means, down to a red dwarf (note: not a brown dwarf!), you let all of that new fuel get in. Also, the higher mass of the sun increases the reaction rate in the core, so reducing the mass slows that down significantly. And red dwarfs are strictly hydrogen-burning; there's never a helium flash, no triple alpha process.

      Red dwarfs never turn into giants. Instead, they're predicted to evolve into blue dwarfs. Although since it takes orders of magnitude longer than the age of the universe for this to happen, there are no blue dwarfs in the universe yet to observe!

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    27. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Rei · · Score: 1

      1) The sun will not go supernova
      2) The sun actually does lose significant mass in its red giant phase :)
      3) There's a wide variety of stellar processes that affect orbits of objects around them (although the larger the body, the less effect these processes have)

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    28. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What kind of 'definitive answer' to an incredibly stupid idea not founded in physics would you require?"

      According to this article [space.com], your opinion may not be the definitive answer.

      Man, your reading comprehension sucks, do you know that?

      So since you're a little slow and need some help, this is what I responded to:

      Some have argued with me that an expanding sun would just push the planetary orbits outward. I haven't seen a definitive answer either way.

      Now, you seem to think this:

      In approximately 5 billion years, the sun will begin the helium-burning process, turning into a red giant star. When it expands, its outer layers will consume Mercury and Venus, and reach Earth. Scientists are still debating whether or not our planet will be engulfed, or whether it will orbit dangerously close to the dimmer star. Either way, life as we know it on Earth will cease to exist.

      Which in no way supports the ludicrous notion that an expanding sun would push orbits outward, it says the sun will expand, and either reach us and eat us, or not quite reach us, until eventually we fall in and it eats us.

      Your own link supports exactly what I said, because there is no point at which the planets get magically pushed out into higher orbits and stay there ... anything which could propel the planets in the opposite direction of the sun would be enormous forces, and not something the planet would survive.

      But since the fucking planets won't be propelled outwards, they'll be consumed or nearly so.

      You're clearly too stupid to understand what I'm saying.

      No conceivable forces will 'push the planetary orbits outward', any such force would be more like blasting to smithereens than moving to a larger orbit.

    29. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sun will only burn the inner planets that we don't park in higher orbit. We will move planets with gravity tractors and solar sails, or use Oort objects for slingshots.

    30. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2

      Our lifespan we only get to observe the earth rotate around the sun about a hundred times.

      Not to nitpick...

      Okay, to nitpick - "revolve", not "rotate"....

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    31. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, your reading comprehension sucks, do you know that?

      Don't be so hard on Chris, he has hearing loss in one ear.

    32. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

      More like about eight minutes before we die.

      The lucky ones, anyway...

    33. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Look at all the formatting. The bizarre reference to unboxing toys.

      You're a sad cunt. Get a life.

      You're actually right, but that is beside the point.

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    34. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember how nobody at school cared that a tard busted out your teeth?
      I wonder if you'd said something to those people that made them not care that you'd just received a debilitating injury that would affect your quality of life to this day.
      It's like sassing off to random people isn't worth it. Hmm.

      Somewhere in Amazon there is a salesman working diligently to replace your job. Your shithole temp agency will of course not tell you until the moment you're laid off. Did you hear that Microsoft is building a government datacenter the size of a small city out in the desert? I wouldn't worry I'm sure that there is something so special about your infra that you'll have no problem working until you keel over. After all a recruiter told you that government IT is a lifelong commitment.

      If you can't trust IT recruiters... well who can you trust?

    35. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here you are accusing this user of being creimer while ignoring creimer's comment. Sad. Fucking sad.

    36. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh the shame I feel!
      Golly creimer has won the day and put me in my place. I feel like such an idiot for mistaking his sockpuppet for him!!!
      Well now that you're triumphant everything I said has changed!!! Microsoft and Amazon aren't going to rob your temp agency of their shitty government contracts. Every local FBI office and government office park around the country will keep an entire backoffice running so that you can fulfill your dream of working until you keel over of old age!!!

      Have you seen these headlines:
      Amazon now offering (UaaS) Unemployable as a Service to all creimers
      Microsoft swears revenge on the obese for deletion of COMMAND.COM in the 1990s

    37. Re:We're all going to dieeeeee!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Golly creimer has won the day and put me in my place.

      Do you really think he cares about what you think of him?

      I feel like such an idiot for mistaking his sockpuppet for him!!!

      Bullshit! What about joe_dragon, datavirtue, apk, and captaindork?

  2. a-star? by foghelmut · · Score: 2

    If you need instructions on how to pronounce something you've named, you're doing it wrong. That's about as offensive as pronouncing GIF with a j.

    1. Re:a-star? by Whatanut · · Score: 1

      Is that kind of like gym being spelled with a j?

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    2. Re: a-star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll pronounce that computah weenie shut the way want and there ain't nuthin' you can do about it. Whatcha gonna do now, shitboy? Hunh?

    3. Re:a-star? by Rei · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Fun fact: Sgr A* got its "star" postfix based on a nerdy joke: in atomic physics, excited states are denoted with asterisks, and Robert Brown found the signal coming from it "exciting" ;)

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    4. Re:a-star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is a "gimball" pronounced "Jim Ball" ?

    5. Re:a-star? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Does graphics sound like giraffe?

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    6. Re:a-star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it is a nerdy dad joke?

      Due to a typo I nearly called it a data joke, which fits damn well as a term for a nerdy dad joke.

    7. Re:a-star? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      The pronunciation of a related term Gimbal Lock depends if you are English or US. :-)

      i.e.
      * Gim
      * Jim

    8. Re:a-star? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Brits come to yellowstone looking to see old people spray water into the sky.

      Kinky, but is the national health really that bad?

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    9. Re:a-star? by Quirkz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In a language where sleigh and sleight sound nothing alike, but slate and eight rhyme, I think pronunciation rules can safely be disregarded as highly illogical.

    10. Re:a-star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the damned "great vowel shift" ...

    11. Re:a-star? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Another fun fact: A* is not a star.

      I hate this language.

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    12. Re:a-star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call it the A-hole.

  3. It's named GRAVITY? by fredrated · · Score: 2

    What an amazing coincidence! I bet that doesn't happen often!

  4. It's the TRUMP Star! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMFG!!!!

    Trump will kill us all!!!!

    </NPC MOCKING>

    1. Re:It's the TRUMP Star! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Orange Hole.

    2. Re: It's the TRUMP Star! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Then more stuff should be coming out of it than in.

  5. Re:Black holes are modern-day Epicycles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Folks, it's insane to think that this Universe is governed almost solely by one, solely attractive, extremely weak force called "gravity". There has got to be more to it than that.

    Last time I checked, which was about 3 seconds ago, modern physics defines 4 fundamental forces of nature that the universe is governed by: "Fundamental interaction" And there are active efforts in experimental and theoretical physics to define a Fifth force. So there is all that going on above and beyond just gravity running the big show.

  6. Re:Black holes are modern-day Epicycles by jfdavis668 · · Score: 2

    It's not governed by one force, but at least four: Strong, Weak, Electromagnetic and Gravity. Possibly five, if we ever figure out what dark energy is.

  7. Re: Black holes are modern-day Epicycles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well we already know that vacuum energy plays a bigger role long term. So whoever told you that gravity was the sole force governing the universe was dumbing things down for your benefit.

  8. Re:SIMULATION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    um: "... and they transformed the data into a lively animation. "

    Read much?

  9. Re:SIMULATION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you read? "The data" should be referring the last thing they talked about, which is the observations, but it's not, it's referring to the simulations which isn't mentioned.

  10. This is what I don't understand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can the radiation escape the black holes gravity? Is radiation not subject to the laws of gravity?

    1. Re:This is what I don't understand. by SqueakyMouse · · Score: 2

      If you're referring to radiation coming from the accretion disk around the black hole, then it's not within the event horizon, so it can escape. If you're referring to Hawking radiation, then good luck understanding that.

    2. Re:This is what I don't understand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The wavelengths of the particle pair in Hawking Radiation is greatly lengthened by the gravity well of the black hole, such that one of the two particles may be able to manifest at a safe distance from the event horizon and escape its pull.

  11. It's called "sag a" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pro tip drop your f***ing shields before jumping into the system. This system is littered with the husks of crispified ships whose commanders wasted much time jumping thru hyperspace and no time mastering basic skills or game mechanics.

  12. You notice that the Puppeteers already left. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Larry Niven, "At the Core"

    1. Re:You notice that the Puppeteers already left. by jfdavis668 · · Score: 3

      But are Pak Protectors on the way here?

  13. Re: Black holes are modern-day Epicycles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do we *know* that gravity is solely attractive (ie we know that it cannot be repulsive) or is that just what we've observed *so far*?

  14. Description of image? by pz · · Score: 1

    The images and videos linked from the summary are denoted as simulations.

    Anyone know what the real data look like? Or if the organge-vs-blue whisps mean anything?

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  15. Came here for Trump reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    left disappointed

  16. Re:Black holes are modern-day Epicycles by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Oh please, not that guy's bullshit again.

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  17. This is why time seems to go faster as you get old by 3seas · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Its like a big drain the closer you get to the drain, the faster you go. And black hole drains is what causes time to exist.

  18. What's in a name...? by thatseattleguy · · Score: 3, Funny
    Sagittarius A*, pronounced "a-star,"

    Wouldn't it more accurately be described as an A-hole?

    1. Re:What's in a name...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that the black hole in... Uranus??

      (Don't give me your "logic" and your "rules". For this comedy bit to work I do what I want!)

    2. Re:What's in a name...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Major A-hole.

  19. Re:Black holes are modern-day Epicycles by meglon · · Score: 1

    Chris, when you stop listening to the evidence, you stop being a scientist. Every time we have a decent science article that mentions gravity, some dipshit electric universe cultist comes in and tries to tell us Einstein was wrong. Try using that brain you have for something other than holding your ears apart.

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  20. Re:Black holes are modern-day Epicycles by meglon · · Score: 1

    No Chris, you're still a cultist idiot.

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  21. Re:Black holes are modern-day Epicycles by meglon · · Score: 1

    And for the third time you've posted the same thing ON THIS THREAD ALONE: you are a fucking cultist. Electric universe bullshit is nothing more than a worthless con job by idiots, for idiots.

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  22. Event Horizon Telescope results...? by x_t0ken_407 · · Score: 1

    When do we get results from the EHT? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    I thought that's what this article was gonna be about, I'm so anxious to hear about those results.

  23. Feynman loses it ... from beyond the grave by epine · · Score: 1

    The video is positively ghostly.

    And the text is positively ghastly.

    When black holes belch radiation out into space, the outflow can heat surrounding gas so much that it prevents it from cooling.

    What do we have here?

    * First, black holes radiate, almost like supernovae.
    * Second, radiation is a flow, not a flux.
    * Third, hot gas is naturally self-insulating.

    Look, ma, no spectral emission envelope!

    The flow/flux distinction is something a principled science writer would handle with thick, protective gloves.

    Anyone else know the story about Feynman in the basement confronting the arithmetic average temperature of red and purple stars?

    I think he should have let off some steam by rewriting the lyrics to "Purple Rain" as "Purple Hole", while improvising from the heart a raging bongo between verses.

    1. Re:Feynman loses it ... from beyond the grave by cjameshuff · · Score: 1

      We're also not orbiting Sag. A*, it's just in the center of all the mass we *are* orbiting. The Milky Way outmasses it a few hundred thousand times over, if it disappeared it'd only affect the closest stars in the core. It also doesn't have anything like the claimed effect on star formation. Perhaps they did in the early universe when they were surrounded by huge disks of accreting gas that outshone the rest of their galaxies, but not today.

  24. Re:Black holes are modern-day Epicycles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, it's a redhead who identifies as Boron.

  25. Black holes are modern-day Epicycles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Modern astronomy is endlessly disproving its own predictions:

          Black Holes Behaving Badly

    At what point does your collection of counterexamples force you to admit that your theory is WRONG?

    Folks, it's insane to think that the large-scale structure of this Universe is governed almost completely by one, solely attractive, extremely weak force called "gravity". There has got to be more to it than that, and I submit that the unexplored idea is astronomical electromagnetism, particularly as it pertains to plasma physics; this universe is electric.

  26. Size of a small town? by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 2

    the size of a small town

    Black holes continue to be described as singularities with zero volume.

    Perhaps you mean that the volume enclosed by the event horizon is the size of a small town?

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    1. Re:Size of a small town? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Correct on both counts.

      While the mass is indeed concentrated at the singularity, the event horizon is commonly used to define the boundary, and thus the size, of a black hole.

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  27. CDR, beeyotch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucking Creimer, no doubt! Why you gonna leave the LEGEND off your list?

  28. Re:This is why time seems to go faster as you get by Raenex · · Score: 2

    Lay off the weed. Realistic theories:

    1. We gauge time by memorable events.
    As William James hypothesized, we may be measuring past intervals of time by the number of events that can be recalled in that period. Imagine a 40-something mom experiencing the repetitive, stressful daily grind work and family life. The abundant memories of her high school years (homecoming football games, prom, first car, first kiss, graduation) may, compared to now, seem like much longer than the mere four years that they were.

    2. The amount of time passed relative to one's age varies.
    For a 5-year-old, one year is 20% of their entire life. For a 50-year-old, however, one year is only 2% of their life. This "ratio theory," proposed by Janet in 1877, suggests that we are constantly comparing time intervals with the total amount of time we've already lived.

    3. Our biological clock slows as we age.
    With aging may come the slowing of some sort of internal pacemaker. Relative to the unstoppable clocks and calendars, external time suddenly appears to pass more quickly.

    4. As we age, we pay less attention to time.
    When you're a kid on December 1, you're faithfully counting down the days until Santa brings your favorite Hot Wheels down the chimney. When you're an adult on December 1, you're a little more focused on work, bills, family life, scheduling, deadlines, travel plans, Christmas shopping, and all of that other boring adult stuff. The more attention one focuses on tasks such as these, the less one will notice the passage of time.

    5. Stress, stress, and more stress.
    As concluded by Wittmann and Lehnhoff (and replicated by Friedman and Janssen), the feeling that there is not enough time to get things done may be reinterpreted as the feeling that time is passing too quickly. Even older individuals (who are, more often than not, retired from work) may continue to feel similarly due to physical handicaps or diminished cognitive ability.

  29. Praise the Idiot God! by bentcd · · Score: 1

    All Hail Azathoth! The Primordial Chaos that gave Birth to All and shall Devour All!

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    sigs are hazardous to your health