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The New Word Processor Wars: A Fresh Crop of Productivity Apps Are Trying To Reinvent Our Workday (geekwire.com)

Nearly 30 years after Microsoft Office came on the scene, it's in the DNA of just about every productivity app. Even if you use Google's G Suite or Apple's iWork, you're still following the Microsoft model. But that way of thinking about work has gotten a little dusty, and new apps offering a different approach to getting things done are popping up by the day. GeekWire: There's a new war on over the way we work, and the old "office suite" is being reinvented around rapid-fire discussion threads, quick sharing and light, simple interfaces where all the work happens inside a single window. In recent years, the buzzwords in tech have been "AI" and "mobile." Today, you can add "collaboration" to that list -- these days, everybody wants to build Slack-like communication into their apps.

For notes and docs, there's Quip, Notejoy, Slite, Zenkit, Notion and Agenda. For spreadsheets, there's Bellevue, Wash.-based Smartsheet, as well as Airtable, Coda and, although it's a very different take on the spreadsheet, Trello. The list goes on seemingly ad infinitum, largely thanks to the relative ease with which developers can launch software in the cloud. "Work has totally changed," said Aaron Levie, the co-founder and CEO of Box, the online storage company that is building its strategy around unifying data and messaging from a dizzying mix of cloud apps. "Employees were lucky to have two, three, five modern applications in the 90s. Now they have almost unlimited ways of being productive."

193 comments

  1. Never heard of 'em by bluegutang · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've never heard of any of these apps. Do they do anything that currently existing apps don't? Or is this a slashvertisement?

    1. Re: Never heard of 'em by TimMD909 · · Score: 1

      It's not an advertisement, because just wait; there's more! Call now and get 2 for the price of one!

    2. Re:Never heard of 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is.

    3. Re:Never heard of 'em by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes! They integrate messaging so you have to use whatever messaging system + interface they think you should! And they're in the cloud so they can spy on you! But you can do everything in one window, just like the good old days of single-tasking workstations! Retro style!

    4. Re:Never heard of 'em by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes! They integrate messaging so you have to use whatever messaging system + interface they think you should!

      Ugh...."messaging"...I want LESS messaging so I can actually get work done, without an endless breaking of my concentration.

      Collaborate belongs mostly in short meetings, only when it actually serves a purpose.

      I shut off IM most of the time, so I can actually get work done without constant interruptions.

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    5. Re: Never heard of 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They collect your data more efficiently and give the app creators more overwhelming power to do whatever they want with your content.

    6. Re:Never heard of 'em by magusxxx · · Score: 1

      Talk about getting everyone on the same Page...geeze...

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    7. Re:Never heard of 'em by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

      Not to mention that I don't want Yet Another Messaging Program that can't talk to all the other messaging programs that I "have" to run to connect with people.

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    8. Re:Never heard of 'em by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not to mention that I don't want Yet Another Messaging Program that can't talk to all the other messaging programs that I "have" to run to connect with people.

      You know, I've come to find out that pretty much everyone has email.

      I converse almost exclusively that way.

      It has a better CYA paper trail, is more searchable going back years, etc....than for any IM I've had to try to use.

      It is more asynchronous too to me, than IM, so, it doesn't interrupt me and I can look while on break.

      And email works with email...so, not having to worry about which IM app works with which.

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    9. Re:Never heard of 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have a license to smartsheet here. It's essentially an online version of excel with sharing capabilities. It sucks every bit as much as excel, but you can share the suck.

      It's truly a terrible app.

    10. Re:Never heard of 'em by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You don't understand. A modern economy is composed of a few percent of people who actually do the work, and the rest who "organize," "supervise," "plan," "administer," or similar. You may be part of the former, but if the majority concentrates too hard they might figure out that their purpose is to add to the N in the phrase "I have N people under me."

    11. Re:Never heard of 'em by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Beware of dirty telephones.

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    12. Re:Never heard of 'em by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      It has a better CYA paper trail, is more searchable going back years, etc

      That's just great.

      It's because of people like you that I've had to set up my own email server in my bathroom closet.

    13. Re:Never heard of 'em by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

      I've never heard of any of these apps....

      No one has heard of them, yet, oddly (or predictably) there have been Emacs modes to emulate them since the late 80s.

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    14. Re:Never heard of 'em by GTRacer · · Score: 1

      Also be wary if your boarding pass denotes the "B" starliner...

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    15. Re: Never heard of 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot synergize.

    16. Re:Never heard of 'em by sconeu · · Score: 1

      But Waffle Iron's Emails!!!

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    17. Re:Never heard of 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do they do anything that currently existing apps don't?

      Not one single "web app" provides the level of functionality which was expected of Lotus 123 in 1992.

      Cloud applications aren't the future. They're not even the past. They're an evolutionary dead end.

    18. Re:Never heard of 'em by antdude · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and many people hate e-mails. :(

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    19. Re:Never heard of 'em by vtcodger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Forget 1992. The first version of Lotus 123 was released in 1983.

      It'd be interested to see a comparison of time for moderately skilled operators to do a set of routine tasks on the current version of Office vs these new productivity apps vs Lotus 123+Word Perfect+Eudora+Power Point running on MSDOS6 vs emacs. Wouldn't surprise me at all that the "modern productivity apps" came in a distant fourth.

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    20. Re:Never heard of 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a separate email account that I use for Delta Chat. It's an instant messenger that uses email so that you can communicate with anyone, regardless of whether they have the app or not.

    21. Re:Never heard of 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me, I hate emails not because email, but because too many top-posting idiots insist on sending illiterate drivel and trying to use the network for their archive.

      I grew up on fidonet, echomail, qwk, and usenet. All those systems, or rather their userbases, expected you to make your point cogently, quote properly, and don't send oodles of useless junk around. Apparently this is Just Too Hard for most people that are using email these days. That makes email into something with very low signal to noise ratio.

      So we get kids with no clue cook up yet another "messaging app". Anyone remember ICQ, MSN, AOL messenger? And that's just a few of the big ones.

      All it takes to not hate email is to not be stupid about it, and use it to converse with other people who are similarly not stupid about it. It's not difficult, but you can't do it, can you?

  2. That's kind of a funny statement... by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now they have almost unlimited ways of being productive

    That would be great, except that it takes an infinite amount of time to evaluate an unlimited number of productivity apps. :-)

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    1. Re:That's kind of a funny statement... by darkain · · Score: 4, Funny

      I know! I'll write a productivity app to evaluate productivity apps to determine their level of productivity. https://xkcd.com/927/

    2. Re:That's kind of a funny statement... by Scarred+Intellect · · Score: 2

      But what about the ToDo app to make the list of apps to test? You'll need to write one of those, too!

      https://xkcd.com/1906/

    3. Re:That's kind of a funny statement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now they have almost unlimited ways of being distracted

      Fixed that for you

  3. If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by damn_registrars · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I might be too curmudgeony here, but every time I find myself having to install a newer version of MS Office I find myself missing the previous one(s) more. In my case it's not even the word processor as much as it is in the spreadsheet though. Has anyone else been bothered by how many times the "Fill" command in Excel has moved in the past 20 years? When I started really using it a lot it was under Edit (Alt-E, F, R for right). Then it was moved to Insert (Alt-I, F, R). Then it was moved somewhere else. Then it got hidden behind ribbons. Now where the hell is it?

    For Fill -> Down it was easy - Ctrl-R. But no standard shortcut has ever existed for Fill -> Right. And playing hide-and-seek with it doesn't make it better either.

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    1. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I just don't bother installing a new version. I've got Office 2003 on three of my computers. Does the job as well or better. No ribbon interface, and no missing features that I need.

      Our IT told me that they were unhappy security-wise, but some years back I gave our security guy data as to what exploits there were in the wild with what prevalence, and I convinced him that the data supported my contention that because there are fewer attacks against old Office versions, one is more exposed running new versions than really old ones, even if the really old ones don't get new patches (but have all the old patches). For when I looked at the data you were more likely to get hit by a zero-day exploit targeting a new version than one of the known unpatchable exploits against old versions. I don't know if the data still supports this.

    2. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I might be too curmudgeony here, but every time I find myself having to install a newer version of MS Office I find myself missing the previous one(s) more.

      Brother, I still miss my old version of Nota Bene. I knew all the shortcuts by heart, and it did footnotes and endnotes like a champ.

      Now, my word processor is LaTex and I have a literal onion hanging from my belt.

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    3. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Solandri · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This problem extends to Windows as well. When Microsoft tried to get everyone to switch to Metro apps, they moved a lot of Windows configuration settings to the Metro-like Settings dialog. These were settings which had been in the same place since Windows 2000, so every IT person knew where it was. When they changed it, not only did every IT person have to learn the new location, but every online instruction guide was immediately made obsolete. Then people rebelled against Metro so Microsoft moved some of the settings back. Except their hearts weren't really into it, so now Windows is left with its configuration settings in two different places - in the Metro-like Settings (Windows key=>gear icon), and Control Panel.

      The solution to this is simple. Let the user select the layout. If you want to add a snazzy new Ribbon interface, knock yourself out. But there should be a simple menu option which lets you easily and immediately select "Layout - Office 97 classic, Office 2003 (bubbly), Office 2007 (with ribbons), Office 2013 (with rearranged buttons), Office 2016 (I don't know what's new because I haven't yet found the buttons I lost track of in 2013), custom." Then each user can easily and immediately select the UI layout that works best for them. But it seems like UI designers' egos can't stand the idea of people not using the snazzy new interface they designed. So they force everyone to use the new interface with no way to revert to the old one.

      And it's not just Microsoft. Google has been vacillating between allowing or blocking Dark Mode in its Android apps (it's currently blocked). This isn't even a user preference thing. OLED displays use more power when displaying white, which seems to be the predominant theme with Google's apps. So switching to Dark Mode can add several hours of battery life. It's a functional change which objectively impacts the usability of many devices. But some Google designer with a stick up his/her ass can't stand the thought of people using the apps in a way that looks different from the way they designed it to look so keeps getting Dark Mode blocked.

      Clue to designers: Your design is not successful when you force people to use it. Your design is successful when you give people a choice and they willingly choose your design.

    4. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I had a server that needed Office 97. This server has been upgraded time and time again, running Office in 2017 I was amazed on how fast that loaded I clicked on the icon and the app was running awaiting my input.

      However I had this server so protected and locked down because of that. Because Office 97 is a security nightmare. In essence it came out before people knew how to take advantage of buffer overflows, and macros were enabled by default. Over time a good portion of Office is just security features, and the move to .NET components probably slowed it down too.

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    5. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I haven't installed a modern Excel in forever. The last one I have is 2003. The height of MS Office.
      The Ribbon-crap is pushing me away from it even more so. Fuck that worthless retard-UI. I don't care about tablet babbies, I want to Get Things Done.
      The funniest thing is Microsofts OWN research pointed this out and they TOTALLY ignored it! Toolbars and context menus are vastly superior to Ribbon with ease and sheer functionality contained in them.
      Ribbon was developed for one group of people and one group only : untrained idiots. (half of which now reside in Microsofts OS development department!)
      Muscle-memory always wins. When developers start shifting things around because CHAAAANGE, it pisses other people off. In fact, it isn't just devs, when anyone does it to anyone else, it pisses them off. Doesn't matter if someone moves your car keys or sits a book in a place it doesn't go, it measurably stresses people out.
      Thank god I don't need to work with that crap full-time, I'd legit kill someone with a mouse. Modern MS software is a god damn nightmare simply due to the fact it is so simple. It's a nightmare to get shit done because everything is behind a billion clicks because the quality of IT staff has dropped considerably in the past decade and a bit.

      People can say all they want about "oh but there are better things out there now!! honest!" all they want, fact is, Excel was top-tier before MS shit on it.
      OO can piss off. Or LO or whatever the hell it is called now. The open source community need to grow a pair and stop the damn in-fighting already. The "fork it" route is usually never the best solution, see literally every inferior fork ever.
      It's akin to that Brexit nonsense with the UK. Sure, you might get to control your borders, but your financials will be down the shitter for the next few decades at the least. The GBP has zero weight outside of Europe. It's worthless. The UK is too small and too insignificant to "go it alone".
      I can't wait till our country crashes. It's going to be hilarious. (and I will benefit from it)
      I don't even like Europe, but I was for "changing the corruption from within" instead of leaving it outright. Germany's strangehold on the EU is going to kill it on its own. Such a waste.
      Sorry for that little politics tangent. But it is the best metaphor for it. No car analogy comes close.
      Not to mention barely any of this software is compatible with anything, so it never works as an argument with people who have clients that use MS products. It simply isn't.
      You need to cater to the market, the market doesn't cater to you. Anyone that tries that usually fails as a company. The only exception is if you make the market. (which is why MS are king)

    6. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that the ribbon is a UI disaster, but I'd never trust a non-supported version of Office on a computer with network access.

      But there's a reasonable fix. Switch to a newer MS Office, keep it updated, and use Ubit Menu:

      http://www.ubit.ch/software/ubitmenu-languages/

      You'll get proper security protection, and you'll still retain access to a useful menu system. I install this on any system I'm using with MS Office.

      Free for personal use, dirt cheap for business use.

    7. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      How far we have fallen. In a sight full of hard core Unix users, you seem to be the only one using LaTex how far have we fallen.

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    8. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to hear that use case.

    9. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OpenOffice.org largely remains the same as it was some years ago. No, I don't mean Libre Office, I really do mean OpenOffice. I think one of the developers even hinted that in the current market, OO's niche may be the browser that stays familiar and doesn't introduce change for the sake of change. They need more developer support to fix security issues and bugs, and ensure the program can read whatever new formats the other browsers come up with, but I actually like the recognition that the classic Office app with stable ways of doing things could be a niche to be filled.

      Want the industry standard? Pay big bucks for Microsoft Office. Want a cutting edge open-source free as in beer suite? Get Libre Office. Want something familiar that largely stays the same and doesn't make big changes a lot, but still gets updates and works on the latest operating systems? Get OpenOffice.org. Something for everyone there.

      Anyway, I'm not looking for a cloud solution for basic apps like an Office suite that should run locally. Of course, Microsoft and Google both have versions of that if you want it, and I guess it's nice that such a diversity of solutions exist if what the original post hints at is true, but there is really no reason I can think of why an Office suite *has* to run in the cloud, especially for users who aren't doing anything particularly collaborative. It's nice to have some applications/programs that still work if you can't get an Internet connection.

    10. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree with your premise, but your specific example?

      Ctrl-R fills right
      Ctrl-D fills down

      Captcha: retrains

    11. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      This problem extends to Windows as well.

      Don't get me started on that shit-show. I need to bring an air sickness bag with any time I have to deal with an install of Server 12 or Server 16 for the first time - who the fuck thought those default layouts were useful or sane? The MS engineers that signed off on those should be beaten, starved, gorged, starved, beaten, hanged, quartered, duct-taped back together, drawn again, and then burned at the stake for good measure. I'm pretty sure the default layout violates some part of the Geneva Conventions, in fact.

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    12. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by pefisher · · Score: 1

      Your complaints about fill down are right on. (And I wondered what happened to "fill right".) Furthermore, have you tried simply scrolling through an Excel spreadsheet? It used to be that you'd press the down arrow, and the focus cell would move down ward in a predictable, one cell at a time, visual sequence. Now the page blinks, flies down x-hundred cells, and stops randomly. You really get the idea that Microsoft wants Excel to seem futile and irrelevant. And by the way, the ribbons still really, really suck.

    13. Re: If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I preferred / D F

    14. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by careysub · · Score: 1

      And by the way, the ribbons still really, really suck.

      Yes. Yes they do.

      I cannot comment on the current state of Multiplan, err, Excel (yes, I remember when Microsoft rebranded Multiplan) since I abandoned when the ribbon was pushed on us and have only ever used LibreOffice since (unless I am doing Pandas in a notebook).

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    15. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, my word processor is LaTex and I have a literal onion hanging from my belt.

      Because that is the style of the times.

    16. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No car analogy comes close.

      Not even one involving a Yugo?

    17. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Yeah the "ribbon bar only UI" is shit. i.e. Resizing the window hides/shows buttons. At least with the main menu bar all options are always visible so can learn where menu entries are.

      Office on OSX / macOS is nice in that you get BOTH a menu AND ribbon bar so YOU get to pick what works for you. It's too bad MS doesn't have a clue about good UI design.

      I too noticed there is less emphasis on hotkeys / shortcuts now too. Thank God AutoHotKey exists so can automate some of this crap.

    18. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How far we have fallen. In a sight full of hard core Unix users, you seem to be the only one using LaTex how far have we fallen.

      Pfft, we use LaTeX in conjunction with a templating engine *in production* to generate reports. Works great and looks 10x better than hacking something together with some half-assed PDF library (like iText, for instance) and attempting to do page reflow manually.

    19. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      It's funny, because I was just recently marveling that all the interesting tools support LaTex these days, without there ever having been a fad-adopter period. Just slow steady adoption in the tool backends.

      Lots of stuff uses it. If you use some gui app that has an "export to foo" option, it might be using it! But you won't know unless you're writing some sort of extension, because nobody cares.

      It holds the same position that Postscript once held! Except that Postscript got noticed more for it in that earlier age.

    20. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by J-1000 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they realize power users are stuck with the product regardless and are focusing on luring and retaining the next generation of users. You may complain about Excel changing things around, but it probably pales in comparison to switching to a competing product altogether, if in fact a suitable replacement even exists.

      I agree about menu jumbling being annoying. Some of the changes in Office products are welcome though. The format painter is nice. The style selector is also great. With the style classes assigned you can restyle the entire document with the click of a button. Your level of frustration all depends on what you're doing with the product. If you've been using the product to do more or less the same type of work for 30 years then yeah, change is going to be pointless and frustrating.

    21. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by rnturn · · Score: 1

      ``you seem to be the only one using LaTex how far have we fallen''

      Emacs/make/LaTeX is my goto toolset for creating documents that are supposed to last (i.e., technical documentation for systems, software, and procedures, etc.) and LibreOffice for crap that I have to share with others (via ".doc" format). I tried--really, really tried--to do large bits of documentation using Word back when using master documents was supposed to be the way to deal with large documents but after a week of wasted time I said "Eff this!" and I relegated Word to interoffice memos. Oddly, by using Word, I was out of step with a lot of coworkers who lived in spreadsheets all day. They sent out memos written as Excel spreadsheets if they needed to convey anything in a tabular format---many times when there was no tabular information to send out.

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    22. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      One of the features I really like with newer Excel versions (compared to 2003) is improved filter options. As well in Word I like built in PDF export with the table of contents and links.

      There was a major step change with 2007 and the introduction of the Ribbon, but after that I thought it was fairly stable afterwards as far as location of functions. On the positive they added more customization of the interface. On the negative they lowered the number of colors to match current trends (leaving functions on the same tab), and PUT THE TITLES IN CAPS.

      Personally I don't mind the Ribbon after adapting to the change 10 years ago. It doesn't have a habit of randomly moving around like their toolbars, doesn't take up any more vertical space than the default Office 2003 menu+toolbars, tries desperately to follow the same ALT+ hotkeys as much as possible, and I think it handles narrowing of the window more gracefully than toolbars. Plus it can be easily collapsed to no more height than a menu bar, but retain the same functionality (great for use on 1024x768 projectors)

    23. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by turp182 · · Score: 1

      Office 2010 was the peak of productive MS Office. Now much time is wasted navigating the horrible UI.

      I use 2010 on the home machines (and Windows 10 with Classic Shell). At work I suffer with Office 365 (it's a pain in the ass all year 'round!).

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    24. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Microsoft's case, the case for standardisation of the interface is to make support easier.

      Imagine being on a helpdesk when a user calls to ask "How do I change the contents list field in this document to include headings down to level 4?" Then before you can answer them, you'd need to establish what version of the interface they're using, and remind yourself of how to find the function in that version, and any gotchas that might come with doing what they ask.

      Now imagine having that same conversation by email. With you sending screenshots, and them saying "but my screen doesn't look like that!" - over and over, until you hit on the right answer (because they don't want or don't have the ability to send you a screenshot).

    25. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Office 2007 (with ribbons), Office 2013 (with rearranged buttons), Office 2016 ...

      Try this replacement for MS Office Ribbon: One menu for all versions.
        http://www.ubit.ch/software/ubitmenu-languages/

    26. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LO calc does need a little work, but it can filter fairly well. One problem over the years has been that most major features of Excel are in LO, but are called something different (perhaps something about not copying the look and feel?).

      PDF export has been on all LO File menus for several years, and was there before MS had it (back when you needed to buy Acrobat to get an add-on for MS Office to do it). LO also has a Draw component that is surprisingly capable in general (much more than a paint program) and can also read and edit PDF files. Main problem so far is that PDFs can't be directly opened in Write.

      The Ribbon for me is take it or leave it. I see it as a bigger taskbar - LO still uses taskbars - which wastes space if you have a small screen but most people using Office products these days have a fair-sized screen so not a huge issue. Mainly, it just manages to hide some things that I don't use often and used to be able to find by surfing menus or using a keyboard shortcut to bring up an options box - no more menus and few options boxes, so being unable to find it in the ribbon means a trip to the generally unhelpful Help. Though LO really isn't much better in that regard - but it still has menus so some creative poking can yield results (just not always what you expected).

      As for having a bazillion apps focused on one piece or another of the document creation (for web as well as paper) and calculation processes - Excel and other spreadsheets (LO Calc, and btw Quattro Pro is still out there as part of the Word Perfect suite) - why bother. Yes, I know, in a phone everything MUST be done with an app (that spends most of its time looking for stuff to "monetize" on your device). But I'm old-fashioned enough to say that's fine for my phone (grumble grumble) but I usually want to get actual work done in my computer without advertising the contents to the world before it's finished. Sorry, no apps, I'll stick with something that is built for actual work. And as another commenter noted, how can I be more productive if I have to spend all of my time finding the app of the moment for each task I want to do?

    27. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then of course there's the fact that every Feature Update adds and moves around settings, then resets random ones to a default without telling you. Grrrrrrr...

    28. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are more of us! For me LaTeX is default system to make a document. It's just that I don't see how it fits into a discussion about spreadshits.

    29. Re: If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So ... if Germany is going to kill the EU then why exactly is it good for UK to be a part of it ?

    30. Re:If only Office had improved any since 97 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree... but...

      You obviously have never had to keep multiple versions of something in code. It would be a nightmare to offer up 5 different layout versions.

  4. Apparently I'm not "productive"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... while I churn out text in nvi, send it by email using mutt, put it on the 'web using awk and make, and write very nicely laid-out letters --including invoices, that's the stuff that gets you money-- using troff and a custom macroset that includes my letterhead.

    Because without "apps" or that excreable bit of awful "word processing software" that can barely put comic sans on paper, I'm not productive. Right.

    1. Re:Apparently I'm not "productive"... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      ... while I churn out text in nvi, send it by email using mutt, put it on the 'web using awk and make, and write very nicely laid-out letters --including invoices, that's the stuff that gets you money-- using troff and a custom macroset that includes my letterhead.

      But then how do you find the time to get any work done?

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    2. Re:Apparently I'm not "productive"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about Groff, but XeLaTeX can read ttf/otf fonts so you can totally use Comic Sans with proper typesetting.

    3. Re:Apparently I'm not "productive"... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough people who are good at the command line interfaces can be extremely efficient in getting their work done. However it also makes them very resistant to changes, a small update to the command line parameters could in essence put such people into a productivity stand still.
      The GUI Office tools are less efficient for the expert then a command line expert. However small changes are easier to adapt to.

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    4. Re:Apparently I'm not "productive"... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The thing is, once you've done something with a CLI it's a small step to totally automating it.

      Of course, sometimes you can't remember the command, forgot to put it in your usefulshit.txt file and when you need it again it's dropped out of your history.

      So if anyone knows how to extract the ISBN using pdf2txt (or is it pdftotext - see what I mean) grep and sed, I'm all ears.

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    5. Re:Apparently I'm not "productive"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When is the last time a significant command line parameter changed?

    6. Re:Apparently I'm not "productive"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly enough people who are good at the command line interfaces can be extremely efficient in getting their work done.

      Cite, or admit you pulled that out your ass.

    7. Re:Apparently I'm not "productive"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one is from ghostscript and the other from xpdf, I think. Are you suggesting to dump the text and print the number following "ISBN:" or something? A quick gander shows me pdfinfo -meta, that gets you the xml crap that adobe put in to "get with the times" (idiots), which may or may not contain an ISBN in, uh, at least three possible representations, going by a random example I have lying around here. Though you could conceivably fetch that crap out of the pdf with sed straight away.

  5. Notepad++ and Ted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't need a word processor, I need a text editor.

    1. Re:Notepad++ and Ted by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      That is great, there is already a good collection of some rather powerful text editors you can use.
      For some other jobs a Word Processor is a better tool.

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  6. Moving Beyond MS Model by Only+Time+Will+Tell · · Score: 2

    I'd love to see a next-gen spreadsheet program that could marry Excel with something like SPSS or Minitab and with Tableau or Cognos. I want a 1-stop program that can handle day to day sheets, but enough power under the hood to do statistical & forecast modeling along with creating executive dashboards/reports.

    1. Re:Moving Beyond MS Model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a look at SAS JMP or Statistica.

    2. Re:Moving Beyond MS Model by apoc.famine · · Score: 2

      R with the Shiny package will get you close to something like SPSS and Tableau.

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    3. Re:Moving Beyond MS Model by bazorg · · Score: 2

      Is Excel + PowerPivot + Power BI very distant from what you are after?

  7. Fad vs productivity by WoodstockJeff · · Score: 1

    In the old days, people chose tools according to what they needed to do.

    Now, the tool is designed by someone who studied user interfaces, instead of how users interface with the tools, so they feel no compulsion to make it work the way users normally work.

    "rapid-fire discussion threads" tend to be unfocused explosions of verbosity, so that is a bad user interface to model.

  8. Look a chat!!! I made a chat!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I made a chat! I'm a big boy now!!

  9. If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are you sticking to their software? There are so many others around. Including free ones that don't come with a marketeering department attached, so no redesigning the interface to help with sales. Try a couple, pick one you like. See it as an investment in general well-being since you no longer have to annoy yourself fighting their crap software.

    Me, the very few times a spreadsheet turns out to be the best (quickly available) tool for the job, I use teapot. But for most by far purposes other people stoop to spreadsheets for, there are better solutions. Well, at least on my platform there are. If it isn't on yours, maybe you should stop letting yourself be bamboozled by the shiny and get something that at least gets out of the way while you're busy getting work done, if actively supporting you is out of the question.

    1. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why are you sticking to their software? There are so many others around.

      There's no real replacement for Excel.

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    2. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile back in the real world, people have to deal with spreadsheets created by the massive installed base of Excel users, a significant fraction of them using features which make them incompatible with anything other than Excel. If all people had to deal with was spreadsheets created by themselves for themselves, then the "use something else" advice might not sound so silly.

    3. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      There's no real replacement for Excel.

      I'll admit I don't use spreadsheets for much fancy work. So educate me. What vital functions does Excel do that LibreOffice Calc (or Gnumeric) doesn't?

    4. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Indeed, nothing else pisses off Data Scientists quite as much as Excel. Without Excel how else would people mix up data and logic in an incomprehensible mess and then expect them to magically transform it into a production ready system.

    5. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only Excel is called "Excel". Also, I imagine Excel-compatibility with macros and weird formatting could be an issue for a lot of users.

      It's not so much that the alternatives aren't capable enough in their own right.

    6. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We lost a contract once because one of the engineers sent out a spreadsheet from one of those B-rated Excel clones that the customer couldn't open. The customer needed it and couldn't get a real version sent out after hours; called the CEO the next day and canceled the contract. All non-industry standard Microsoft Office products were banned from thence forth.

    7. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      There's no real replacement for Excel.

      I think the main point damn_registrars was making is that Excel 2019 is, for most intents and purposes, just Excel 97 with a bunch of the interface bits moved around. And the only thing I remember Excel 97 offering which the earlier version did not was being able to accommodate 64K rows in one spreadsheet.

      Heck, I remember a few years ago I fired up an old Apple II or some such and launched Multiplan... that app, from 1982, already seemed to do almost everything an Excel user typically needs.

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    8. Re: If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For light use Calc is fine. Start getting more advanced and it becomes burdensome or features don't exist or require a massively different approach.

    9. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Libreoffice is a dog on large sheets.

      Total waste of time with no advantages other than saving a few hundred dollars.

    10. Re: If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tables (select data range, insert -> table).
      Was in Sheets, a google search said Sheets could do the same. Um... nope.

      Power Query. oh yes, Power Query.

      Excel sucks as a data exchange.

      But it kind of rocks for certain kinds of analyses, thanks to Power Query.

    11. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      I'll admit I don't use spreadsheets for much fancy work. So educate me. What vital functions does Excel do that LibreOffice Calc (or Gnumeric) doesn't?

      In my case, I can use LibreOffice for >90% of my spreadsheet work. The missing function though is that it does not always reliably open or export MS Office formats. Being as my colleagues use MS Office, I absolutely positively have to be able to handle their files and deliver files to them that open correctly for them on the first try without them having to think about it at all. Importing from another format is not acceptable for them unfortunately and it's a hopeless endeavor to try to get them away from MS Office.

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    12. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      IMO the ideal spreadhseet would be a GUI frontend to an APL interpreter. APL already has the column based processing and a good functional foundation that solves the same problem as Excel, but with a much more elegant approach. Scripting would have been perfectly integrated.

      The biggest piece missing from LibreOffice Calc is a visualBasic interpreter. It pains me to say it, but a lot of people want it, and it's necessary for interoperability.

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    13. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You call yourselves engineers? You used the wrong tool for the job. No, I'm not saying "should've used excel"! Dollars to donuts the file would've opened Just Fine if exported Just Right and the customer Just Was That Much Less Of An Idiot and actually somewhat qualified to use software. I don't think I'd even want customers who're that prickly. Cool down already.

      These file formats aren't ment for interchange, and in fact even microsoft often enough isn't compatible with itself. So what if your "engineer" had sent a file made with Original One And Only Industry Standard Proprietary Microsoft Excel Full Of Idiot Macros, but of just the wrong version? Maybe the numbers would've been all wrong, and you could've lost the contract -- or worse, get it signed then find executing it as signed brings the company down to bankrupcy? What's the CEO gonna ban then?

      You need a format for interchange. Say, PDF/A (ie PDF without the flash and other bullshit). Then it doesn't matter what software the customer has. Or hey, plain old text. That one still works a charm, too. Yes, primitive. That there really isn't anything better just goes to show how fucking primitive the current software STILL is. Or in fact, has regressed since the time that plain text was still de rigeur. It looks shinier now, but works less well. Progress.

    14. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by MeNeXT · · Score: 1

      I don't understand where people get this. It's great as simple spreadsheet as well as many other software and then it falls apart when people try to use it as anything else. I used to spend so much time trying to fix errors in peoples spreadsheets where they thought that their budgets worked but when entering the numbers in a true accounting system the numbers didn't work. Seldom were they balanced.

      Then you have the issue of interoperability. It doesn't play well with other software. There is no standard. Not even between versions of itself.

      The last thing that I find frustrating is that it's part of a bigger problem. Document retention. The life of the document keeps getting shorter and shorter with the constant need to upgrade the format even when there is no requirement to do so. The more advanced Excel features you use the less likely the document will be accessible or functional.

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    15. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by apoc.famine · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Excel lets you do far more dangerous macro programming that the others don't support. That's awesome for people who want to think that they're being more productive burying business logic in fragile, hidden macros than if they were to actually code it up correctly.

      Pretty much what everyone "has" to have Excel for are things that could be done better, faster, and more robustly in something like Python or R with proper comments and a CVS. And which could thus be properly backed up.

      Excel provides tools to half-ass this analysis work, and if you're a spreadsheet warrior to begin with, it's hard to resist that lure. A bit of googling later, and you've now got a nice cut-and-paste macro to do something. However, lacking any real exposure to proper programming, there's going to be no comments, no CVS, and the code that does this is hidden in a spreadsheet in such a way that a casual user may not even know it's there.

      Let this nasty habit pick up steam, and a few years later you end up with someone dependent on fragile, unbacked-up Excel macros, and it all goes to shit when they leave or the spreadsheet gets corrupted. Or another version of Excel comes out. Or someone accidentally deletes the macro, or changes the structure of the spreadsheet.

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    16. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Huge_UID · · Score: 1

      Not a devotee of "The customer is always right" I take it?

    17. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by careysub · · Score: 1

      I actually took a crack at developing such a beast back in the day. But it was both too early and too late. APL for microcomputers came along too late to be available, and by the time it did, there was no room for such a product except as free software for the nerd market segment.

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    18. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I don't understand where people get this. It's great as simple spreadsheet as well as many other software and then it falls apart when people try to use it as anything else. I used to spend so much time trying to fix errors in peoples spreadsheets where they thought that their budgets worked but when entering the numbers in a true accounting system the numbers didn't work. Seldom were they balanced.

      ok, so what spreadsheet program currently available is a replacement that doesn't have that problem?

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    19. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If you want to break something, you're going to need more than macros. You're going to need to write some DerpBASIC or whatever they call it these days.

      And even then it might still work unless you were careful to find a feature so awful nobody is willing to copy it.

    20. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I actually took a crack at developing such a beast back in the day. But it was both too early and too late

      How was it as an actual (or potential) product? Do you have any insight as to what might work and what doesn't? (not worrying about market acceptance, that is)

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    21. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I think I had that client, and losing them saved your company.

    22. Re: If only you'd spend your time productively... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      These comments are proof of a person who isn't any good at using spreadsheets.

      Using weird niche features that save 2 out of 200 keystrokes on an operation you do once a year isn't anything advanced.

      The advanced part is actually going to be in how you organize your data, not in what application features you use; but that said, Calc has all the fancy math. The feature differences are things that have nothing to do with that.

      Usually the people who say this sort of thing are beginners who were following a tutorial actually for Excel, and they couldn't figure out what the feature they wanted is called, and in the end they blamed the Calc for not being Excel, instead of blaming themselves for not getting a tutorial that uses the same UI as their application. The actual "work" that you do using data is about the same.

      Yes, if there are 12 ways to do something advanced, only 11 of them might be portable. But an advanced user is already using standard, idiomatic practices.

    23. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only difference between R as a built in macro language, and APL as a built in macro language, is that the latter requires a specific keyboard. Both of them are a pain to install in LibreOffice, but it can be done. Documentation, as is normal at the user, developer, and installer level, is non-existent.

    24. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right the real world is a dirty place. That is no excuse to refuse to clean up. We in the west did leave grass huts and rammed earth floors behind eventually, too.

      Many times the proper fix is to replace the spreadsheet with a small shell script. Because it was a quick-and-dirty "temporary" fix by a near-illiterate idiot in the first place. Yes, diving in and figuring out what the pile of brittle and possibly not quite correct crap calculations and other shit does is a pain, but leaving the sheet as-is risks complete inability to maintain or adapt to change as required... or worse.

      Worse? Getting the numbers quietly wrong and bringing down the company with those numbers. It has happened.

    25. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      As long as spreadsheets use floats, they're not going to produce the same results as accounting software.

      People think spreadsheets are good for that stuff, so they must be vital to any office, but they're really only good for back-of-the-envelope type of stuff, and making charts for presentations.

      The actual work using numbers should really be done using real numbers. Floats are great for graphics, and often acceptable for statistics, but they're just not realistic for money.

      In my experience, most of the spreadsheets exist either to input data without having to use a database app, or to prepare reports. And in the case of reports, it is probably just the charts and graphs.

      20 years when I was a slashdot newbie I had a client company that insisted on being able to email a spreadsheet to the database server and have it processed and added. Some employees exported their entire customer database, some only included updates. They were using "excel" and never said the word "spreadsheet;" they only talked about "Excel files." It would have been simpler to use CSV.

      But even 20 years ago, it was no trouble to parse it in linux. It is hilarious that the drones still think they need MS blahblah to parse a config file. Do they even know that MS participates in the standards bodies for the new file formats? Apparently not, so many think that data still isn't portable.

    26. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can appreciate the sentiment (APL has lots of interesting and useful concepts, even today), but there's no way you're selling anyone outside of about 10 people a spreadsheet that relies on them using an *entirely different and generally unfamiliar set of symbols to write code*.

    27. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's slow for small sheets as well. And has a lot of other quirks that I could do without.

      Still, it has never corrupted my data like Excel once did, and the import function actually works without getting date values wrong every third line or so.

      I'm not really a LibreOffice fan, but it works well enough to not bother with Excel and all that implies.

    28. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by infolation · · Score: 1

      Not a devotee of "The customer is always right" I take it?

      Regrettably 'The Customer' frequently needs saving from themselves. Especially when it comes to choice of software.

    29. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by ctilsie242 · · Score: 1

      I will say this about Excel. It can do a crazy amount of stuff. It, by itself, can do almost all the stuff a SMB needs when it comes to finance, and it can be added on with macros and add-ons. Excel may not be as edgy as whatever people to try to replace it with at crazy prices, but it has stood the test of time.

      There are programs which can do most of what Excel can, like Libre Office's Calc, or Apple's Numbers, but Excel tends to be the standard when it comes to this stuff.

    30. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

      I once had a problem where one version of Excel couldn't open a spreadsheet that a different version of Excel wrote out. I had to open the spreadsheet in OpenOffice, save it as Excel 95/97, then open that copy in Excel. So if you want interoperability between Windows and Windows, sometimes the best choice is Linux.

    31. Re: If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many times they are not... especially the non tech depts

    32. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by citylivin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Let this nasty habit pick up steam, and a few years later you end up with someone dependent on fragile, unbacked-up Excel macros, and it all goes to shit when they leave or the spreadsheet gets corrupted. Or another version of Excel comes out. Or someone accidentally deletes the macro, or changes the structure of the spreadsheet."

      Ok its very valid and I have personally had that happen multiple times, but your solution of "program in python or R" is laughable. Do you honestly think most offices have programmers on staff? Are you asking office workers to learn a programming language, what, in their spare time?

      People use excel and VB macros because its easy to learn, its available in literally every office in the land, and there are many online resources available. And if you can write python code that needs no maintenance for 15 years i applaud you. I am not sure a "real" programming language would help the regular office worker at all. All code needs to be maintained, or its the exact same trap. And you think they will put their code in version control? Repeat after me, office workers are NOT programmers! They would have the exact same sloppy habits and zero documentation no matter what language they are using.

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    33. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a big advocate of Calc in LibreOffice and OpenOffice (hell, after 30 years Microsoft Excel still can't properly save CSV files with UTF-8 encoding), but there are heaps of things they still can't do that are trivial in Excel.

      Try doing a historgram in Calc, for example. Excel can create a histogram chart from raw data, in Calc you have to build a histogram table first and then create a bar chart from that.

    34. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      Dollars to donuts the file would've opened Just Fine if exported Just Right and the customer Just Was That Much Less Of An Idiot and actually somewhat qualified to use software. I don't think I'd even want customers who're that prickly. Cool down already.

      You're absolutely right that the customer probably could have been coached through how to open the file, but it's worth noting that they probably wouldn't want to be coached on how to do that. The customer could well resent doing that, or view the shop that sent it in a non-MS format as being some sort of "fringe" group or "fly-by-night" operation.

      These file formats aren't ment for interchange, and in fact even microsoft often enough isn't compatible with itself.

      It is certainly true that MS file formats have been known to eat shit in transfer, or to indeed just not be compatible between what should be very close versions. But if that happens, they can at least blame MS and hopefully get another chance. If you send your file to a customer and your file didn't come from MS Office that is more than sufficient reason for them to tell you to take a hike.

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    35. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by jittles · · Score: 1

      Excel lets you do far more dangerous macro programming that the others don't support. That's awesome for people who want to think that they're being more productive burying business logic in fragile, hidden macros than if they were to actually code it up correctly.

      Pretty much what everyone "has" to have Excel for are things that could be done better, faster, and more robustly in something like Python or R with proper comments and a CVS. And which could thus be properly backed up.

      Excel provides tools to half-ass this analysis work, and if you're a spreadsheet warrior to begin with, it's hard to resist that lure. A bit of googling later, and you've now got a nice cut-and-paste macro to do something. However, lacking any real exposure to proper programming, there's going to be no comments, no CVS, and the code that does this is hidden in a spreadsheet in such a way that a casual user may not even know it's there.

      Let this nasty habit pick up steam, and a few years later you end up with someone dependent on fragile, unbacked-up Excel macros, and it all goes to shit when they leave or the spreadsheet gets corrupted. Or another version of Excel comes out. Or someone accidentally deletes the macro, or changes the structure of the spreadsheet.

      Good lord! You need to work on your sensitivity training. Some of us have PTSD from using CVS. Please at least switch to SVN so that we don’t all end up crying ourselves to sleep tonight. Not that CVS was terrible, but there were so many simple ways that an incompetent person could mess it up. So if you want to be more generic then say Version Control Software or VCS rather than CVS. It could save a life.

    36. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anything else than Excel tend to be buggy, runs into scaling problems, is slow as hell and suffers from even worse interface.
      Excel is actually so good at what it does, it can be hard to avoid the lure of expanding its use..

      Of course, for anything more serious than one offs like analysing transactions, filtering etc., you should get a more robust solution.
      Since Windows 10 though, I've made a point to use LibreOffice whenever I can, and usually I can get it to work if I manage to attempt the pittraps.

    37. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] There's no real replacement for Excel.

      I use graph paper & a shit-ton of pencils.

    38. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You call yourselves engineers? You used the wrong tool for the job. No, I'm not saying "should've used excel"! Dollars to donuts the file would've opened Just Fine if exported Just Right and the customer Just Was That Much Less Of An Idiot and actually somewhat qualified to use software. I don't think I'd even want customers who're that prickly. Cool down already.

      These file formats aren't ment for interchange, and in fact even microsoft often enough isn't compatible with itself. So what if your "engineer" had sent a file made with Original One And Only Industry Standard Proprietary Microsoft Excel Full Of Idiot Macros, but of just the wrong version? Maybe the numbers would've been all wrong, and you could've lost the contract -- or worse, get it signed then find executing it as signed brings the company down to bankrupcy? What's the CEO gonna ban then?

      You need a format for interchange. Say, PDF/A (ie PDF without the flash and other bullshit). Then it doesn't matter what software the customer has. Or hey, plain old text. That one still works a charm, too. Yes, primitive. That there really isn't anything better just goes to show how fucking primitive the current software STILL is. Or in fact, has regressed since the time that plain text was still de rigeur. It looks shinier now, but works less well. Progress.

      You make a great argument for requiring .CSV files as a standard format to share data.

    39. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no real replacement for Excel.

      I'll admit I don't use spreadsheets for much fancy work. So educate me. What vital functions does Excel do that LibreOffice Calc (or Gnumeric) doesn't?

      The vital function in that nearly anyone working in an office who is not a programmer can use a spreadsheet with Excel, whereas with LibreOffice Calc or virtually any other spreadsheet, the average office worker would struggle and require training.

    40. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To look at it another way, Excel provides a data interface that is easier to learn and use than Python or R. Thus allowing less-skilled people to take on jobs that would otherwise require ridiculously highly-paid specialists.

      If someone comes up with a data analysis language that is more intuitive - in terms of how easy it is to learn how to accomplish a given task with no programming background and no more support than you can glean from some very simple Google queries - than Excel, then they can challenge it. Until then, they're all missing the point.

    41. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Noted. I'll try to move to use VCS.

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    42. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Customer needs to be taken out behind the woodshed, where the software that works is kept.

    43. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure that early (DOS) versions of Quattro Pro, and ESS on IBM mainframes, could work in BCD rather than standard float if set up right. They were much slower in that mode than their competitors that used float unless you had a mainframe (IBM supported BCD natively) or an early x87 (which had packed decimal as well as standard float), so float was the way things went. The fact that for most things float is *good enough* is another consideration. Just like we used to use a slide rule with, what 2-3 (maybe 4 for some super-fancy models) significant digits and find your own decimal point - lots of bridges were designed that way.

      If you're going to do accounting, use the proper tool. A spreadsheet is not the proper tool, because you need you arithmetic to be exact for accounting.

    44. Re: If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      multirow instructions like histogram are quite subpar on LibreOffice

    45. Re: If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the CrystalBall plugins the finance guys know how to use? The fancy PPTX plugin/templates the sales guys like for their presentations?
      Excel's "here is the data, what is the formulae?" Goal seeker function?
      One click pivot table charts that I can email to the board to let them review the YTD figures vs projections across all department/accounts/clients/projects?

      No? None of that is drop in compatible with Calc?

      Calc is fine for a phone list or your non legacy stuff. I could even forgive the "omg images are displayed upside down" bug. I mean, I owned a fucking Zaurus - I'd love to switch out of office 100%... But until then, I need to maintain that skill set/platform anyway, so when Calc is different... Calc is wrong.

      I say this with LibreOffice installed too.... Calc isn't as good as Excel.

    46. Re: If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can fiddle with the opengl and memory settings related to rendering/scrolling and fix that. It's absurd that you would have to do that, but it is fixable. I had to refight that v4-v5 problem last month on the latest version...

      Not. Ready. For. Prime. Time.

      But still an amazing product for free.

    47. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main problem with all spreadsheet programs that multiple people in this thread are complaining about is that they give you enough rope to hang yourself with. Spreadsheets, especially when combined with a macro language, are a powerful computing tool that can express a lot of problems, but they are a terrible way to handle the vast majority of them, mainly because the resulting programs are opaque (you have to click on a cell to see the formula, which is a problem with lots of formulas) and there's limited enforcement for making formulas regular, so it's easy to have a formula that looks right but one cell is missing or has an older version of the formula you forgot to change. Excel gets most of the blame, but mainly because that's the spreadsheet program most people have access to.

      The solution isn't clear, but it involves using tools other than spreadsheets and knowing when to do so.

    48. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it's unreasonable for the average office worker to have enough minimal grounding in programming and software engineering to at least know when they've gotten themselves in too deep and they really should call in a programmer. And in my dream world, the managers also know enough that calling in a programmer now is going to be cheaper in the long run before their broken spreadsheets cause business problems. So, yeah, you're right, nevermind. :-/

    49. Re: If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol if you had to fiddle with opengl settings in excel Microsoft haters heads would explode.

      Office just works (for non morons that can keep up with slight UI changes over 20 years).

      Lol at the idea UI changes over 20 years is harder than switching products completely

    50. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you sticking to their software? There are so many others around.

      There's no real replacement for Excel.

      Bullshit. I can use LibreOffice or Google sheets for 90% of what Excel does. For the rest Excel blows chunks and Sigma Plot is much better.

      The biggest problem with Excel is it is abused, like Flash and Access, and that toy needs to be taken away from people.

    51. Re:If only you'd spend your time productively... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure:

      1. LO doesn't do conditional formatting right or compatibly with Excel.
      2. LO does not allow shortcut keys compatibly with Excel, particularly for top level menu pulldowns.
      3. Setting shortcut keys in LO is well beyond PhD level.
      4. LO trashes spreadsheets when it attempts recovery.
      5. Many common formula functions are missing in LO.
      6. Reporting bugs to LO usually results in "we don't care what you think." With Excel, they at least do not pretend to accept bug reports.
      7. LO documentation is very poor. Excel documentation is surprisingly good, considering it's MS.

      I like LO. I use it a lot. But sometimes I still have to use Excel, and I do only very very simple spreadsheets.

  10. Long Term compatibility by denbesten · · Score: 1

    thanks to the relative ease with which developers can launch software in the cloud

    The flip-side to this is "easy come, easy go". When one starts storing their stuff in somebody else's space, it might go away if the provider closes shop. Even if you are able to download your data, you still need to find another app that can read it.

    For all the grumbling about MS Office, they do a great job with backwards compatibility and offer "read-only" versions of their apps for free.

    1. Re:Long Term compatibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hell, what about short-term compatibility with the bazillions of existing MSO docs out there?

      I'm currently evaluating MSO "competitors" in yet another attempt to lose that MS connection in my life, and so far it's not going well. I suspect I'll be stuck with MSO for yet awhile longer.

      And please, no one try to convince me that LibreOffice is "just as good as MSO". (I've tried making that switch multiple times over the years, and it just doesn't work well enough to rely on it as my sole office suite.) If you're tempted to make this argument, you can go sit in a corner with the "GIMP is as good as PhotoShop" crowd.

    2. Re:Long Term compatibility by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      To be fair, this isn't a recent problem. (The format lock in, not the "stored in the cloud and then the cloud shuts down.") I have stories I wrote when I was young, but since I wrote them in MultiMate for DOS, no modern word processor can translate them into something intelligible. I keep the files around just in case, but will likely never get those files back.

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    3. Re:Long Term compatibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lest you forget, redmond often fails the "compatability with itself" yardstick, so why do you insist on holding everyone else to higher standards? Speaking of standards, if there exists a single conformant implementation of redmond's rape of the ecma and iso standardisation processes, I'm not aware of it. redmond's own software doesn't even conform to the standard as ratified.

      Anyhow, I'm quite happy with what I use and it's not redmond's finest at all. At a guess, your requirements implicitly or explicitly always end up rejecting everything else because "it's not from redmond". Nobody else can win against that, so I agree you'll be stuck with them for a while longer. But you only have to blame yourself for that.

    4. Re: Long Term compatibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The office file formats have been XML-based for awhile now....

    5. Re:Long Term compatibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > but since I wrote them in MultiMate for DOS, no modern word processor can translate them into something intelligible. I

      Dig around the obsolete extensions for LibreOffice, OpenOffice.org, and Apache OpenOffice. I've forgotten what version of MultiMate was supported.

    6. Re: Long Term compatibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but you can't get fired over incompatible software that management insisted on. That causes management to be replaced if they fuck up badly enough.

    7. Re:Long Term compatibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will mention vDOS then, it's kind of Dosbox for useful applications. I never used it though and I've seen that it only runs on Windows. But it should be good for exfiltrating stuff : support of copy/paste, nicer fonts for text mode and resizable window, most importantly perhaps printing to a real or virtual printer.
      In contrast Dosbox cares more about your soundblaster and graphics, but devs are quick to strike down any request about useful or serious software (want to keep the scope about gaming and not get liability about file locking issues in DOS data bases, company losing their data and other stuff blowing up literally or not)
      But you can run old stuff in Dosbox and it'll probably run anyway as long as you don't tell them.

  11. Re: Fuck off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent up

  12. Re:"Work has totally changed" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for modding me down, meme buzzword junkie.

  13. Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Work has totally changed," said Aaron Levie, the co-founder and CEO of Box

    Correction: "We're selling a solution to a problem that was solved decades ago, and we want you to buy it."

    1. Re: Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't need unlimited ways to be productive.

      I need one that works.

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  15. OpenDocument format... by fbobraga · · Score: 1

    M$ Office needs to natively support ODF!

    1. Re:OpenDocument format... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least Word actually has some native support for ODF and had it for a while...

    2. Re:OpenDocument format... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't they start supporting ODF years ago? I know .docx or whatever is still their default, but I think in theory Microsoft Office can read and save in ODF format if the user needs it to- perhaps not as well as it should, but I do think it's one of the options.

      I say "I think", because I don't have Microsoft Office, but I feel like I read a few articles that they were adding support for ODF as a non-default option.

    3. Re:OpenDocument format... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it does, now (recent versions, at least in Word). In one group I work with, I posted a PDF (it was mostly going to be used as that) with the ODT file embedded from LO. The group leader was able to read that with Word and work with it.

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  17. WordPerfect Function Keys by crow · · Score: 2

    It sounds like you want to have stable function key access for all the features, which was one of the awesome features of WordPerfect. I remember the templates that everyone taped above their function keys. I even had a keyboard with a built-in template holder that included templates for WordPerfect and several other popular programs of the day.

    The problem now is that everything is mouse based. The majority of users never learn keyboard shortcuts, so the shortcuts aren't so short.

    1. Re:WordPerfect Function Keys by NormalVisual · · Score: 4, Informative

      It sounds like you want to have stable function key access for all the features, which was one of the awesome features of WordPerfect.

      And one of the others was "Reveal Codes". It made child's play of figuring out what unprintable dreck was screwing up your document.

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    2. Re:WordPerfect Function Keys by crow · · Score: 1

      Alt-F4 for the win!

    3. Re:WordPerfect Function Keys by hackertourist · · Score: 2

      Reveal Codes was necessary because WordPerfect was really dumb about placing those codes.
      In any nontrivial document you'd end up with incorrectly nested codes, start codes whose end code had been deleted, multiple identical (or worse, different) codes applied to the same bit of text etc. You could spend hours cleaning up the mess WP made.

      Then Word came along, and all these problems went away because Word had far better handling of code placement. The result was that you didn't need Reveal Codes any more: all of the problem classes it solved didn't occur in Word.

    4. Re:WordPerfect Function Keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say reduced but not eliminated. I've had many cases of word insisting on certain formatting in certain sections of text and not being able to figure out what's causing it. Often the solution is to select the whole secition, nuke the formatting entirely, and start over.

      Perhaps a reveal codes like feature could have overcome that.

  18. Work Has Totally Changed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you aren't an ADHS yet, you'll become one! Guaranteed! By the way: we'll kill your company, as a collateral.

  19. Foo foo... by gosand · · Score: 1

    Maybe these collaborative things work well for some people, but I can tell you that for software development - even Agile - the lure of tools like these are dangerous. Because faster isn't always better. You can't sacrifice sound engineering principles and system design for speed.

    Full disclosure: I have been working on a project for a year now that has been going on for 2.5 years... that was supposed to release in 6 months originally. The original team that built it has been fired, and we are left holding the bag. They were all about fast fast fast. And they wrote a ton of code without thought to design or maintainability. They threw together "documentation" on collaboration tools. Their bug/story process statuses were new/open/closed. They copied/pasted code throughout the system because it was faster than building a common, reusable module. They didn't have testers, and development didn't write tests because NO TIME FOR THAT. We are on AWS and the code wasn't written to leverage elastic computing because even though that was promised, it would be faster to get it working and refactor it later. (hint: they never got it working, so we will have to eat that one and refactor it).

    So this project has been a perfect example of how NOT to do a project, and fast collaboration was just one piece of the disaster. So I'll take the old-fashioned ways of building a sustainable project and documentation, thank you very much.

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  20. appFatigue by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    I just don't care anymore. I've got appFatigue

    1. Re:appFatigue by Major+Blud · · Score: 1

      I just don't care anymore. I've got appFatigue

      If you think that's cool, just wait until you see the new features we're adding to appFatigue 2019, currently in CTP 1.4 !

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  21. Wait - say what? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Funny

    "... although it's a very different take on the spreadsheet, Trello"

    It appears that, by "very different take on the spreadsheet", the author means "not useable as a spreadsheet by any stretch of the imagination".

    Has the author never actually used a spreadsheet?

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    1. Re:Wait - say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people use a spreadsheet as they would a shopping list, so they don't even need a spreadsheet to begin with.

    2. Re:Wait - say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trello is an excellent substitute for a spreadsheet, in cases where the spreadsheet is being abused to share and track changing information.

      This is a dumb thing to do with a spreadsheet, but it's a very common use case. Trello does it significantly better, given certain assumptions (which are true in a large number of cases, I'm not going to try to guess how large but I know of several instances in every company I've worked in where it would have helped. Or did help, in some cases where I was able to persuade TPTB.)

  22. Actually, there was more choice in the '80s... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The list on wikipedia for historical spreadsheet software is woefully incomplete. I have a Business Software magazine from the 80s, and they reviewed nearly a dozen just for the PC, IIRC. In addition, there were multiple spreadsheet programs for all the various computers offered back then. The same situation existed for other office products.

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  24. Yeah no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I pretty much run Office 2003 inside a locked down VM for all my word processing needs. It's clean, it's lean, and I can easily full screen the VM window to block out all the distractions flooding in from the host OS. I've got snapshots of the entire thing in various states, if anything ever happens I can simply roll it back to a known state.

    At home, one of my hobbies includes writing. I use an ancient IBM 760xd for that, which boots into DOS and runs a copy of Word Perfect. I don't want or need anything more. When I'm writing, I'm writing, and I can be damned well sure that system (which is a proper reliable tool) is never going to change and mess up my workflow.

    Modern day "cloud" enabled bullshit can fuck right off for all I care. I don't want someone trying to reinvent my workday. I already know what I have to do and I just want some tools that will stay the hell out of my way and let me get stuff done.

    I am honestly at the point in my life (and I'm only 37) where I'm actually looking back at software, not forwards. I'm looking back at all the wonderful things people have written and forgotten and going "what's wrong with that?". A lot of it is perfectly stable and totally usable, given that it came from a day and age where people tended to release products that were actually complete. I can virtualize nearly anything I want these days, and it's barely a minor inconvenience considering the benefit of being able to run no-bullshit software that actually expects me to know what I'm doing, or be logical enough to figure out the stuff I don't.

    Modern day software has gone completely off the rails. My job hasn't changed in the past decade and I doubt it ever will. Nobody cares what I use as long as the job gets done, and for that I'm actually looking at running some of this stuff for as long as physically possible- that is to say, for the rest of my life if I can. I simply do not have the time or mental willpower to deal with anything "new and fancy" anymore. Not when I can reach into the past and dust off a perfectly good product that actually works and does what it was designed to do exceptionally well.

    1. Re:Yeah no. by careysub · · Score: 1

      Yep. Pretty much this.

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  25. Totally agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no real replacement for Excel

    That's exactly right. There's only a replacement for 99% of it.

  26. Jupyter Notebook by cloud.pt · · Score: 1

    The fact this doesn't get a mention is baffling.

    1. Re: Jupyter Notebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod up...

    2. Re:Jupyter Notebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact this doesn't get a mention is baffling.

      Because it's a schizo experiment that discredits what good things are actually happening with open-source.

  27. Word perfect way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's more word perfect model.. than office model

  28. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Incompatible file formats, and inability to read your old existing files and run their macros.

    1. Re: Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. I was hit with this not too long ago. A report was generated in this obscure format 15 years ago that is no longer used/supported. So we had to dredge up the long since archived hard copy (sans figures for some reason) and online-convert the figure files to PDF to even read/reference the document. Whereas, we still have Word docs from decades ago that are readily accessible.

      Do any of these fly-by-night productivity apps even consider whether or not their service will stand the test of time? At least collaboration services like shareLaTeX (which is mostly awesome by the way) allows you to save the typesetting source files.

  29. Word and GDocs split the cream of the market by cloud.pt · · Score: 1

    There is still absolutely nothing that comes close to MS Word when it comes to a WYSIWYG Word processor and as a Review tool for multi-version, multi-author (asynchronous editing, not collaborative, synchronous multi-author editing). And even though Word has been "dealing with it" with cloud features, Sharepoint/365 and whatnot, there is nothing that comes close to Google Docs for collaborative work. ...except maybe git combined with LaTeX. Although for purely synchronous authoring, especially working on very, VERY close sections, not having to "save a file" (or commit it, so it gets pushed to others) and having versioning built-in, Google Docs still beats the rest. And WYSIWYG also still goes for Word at the end of the day.

    1. Re:Word and GDocs split the cream of the market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to the comment about GDocs and collaboration.

      My daughter cut her word-processing teeth on Google Docs and a Chromebook. Now she has a Windows laptop, but she still uses GDocs. And when she asks me to look over the essays she has to write, she just sends a share notification to my gmail address and boom! Instant collaborative document. Very, very cool!

  30. "Unlimited way to be productive" by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

    > "Employees were lucky to have two, three, five modern applications in the 90s. Now they have almost unlimited ways of being productive."

    Sp after having 30 years of (de facto) standardization, we're moving back to 5 billions ways to do anything, all of which are mutually incompatible with each other and all trying to get customer lock-in so that it's harder for people to switch away, and thus forcing everyone to either purchase multiple subscriptions for multiple tools or be stuck.

    How many of these supposed new generation tools support standard file formats like Open Office's OOXML (As opposed to Microsoft anything-but OpenXML)? Probably less than one hand worth, if even that.

  31. Yo Dawg by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

    I'd like to help but I can't. I tried adding "write a ToDo app" to my ToDo list but I can't because I don't have an app for it.

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  32. Enough with the unproductive ADD crap! by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    I'm sorry, but the traditional word processor design hasn't "gotten dusty" at all. It's been a pretty established framework for decades because writers need an application that works that way!

    This push to make everything "collaborative" with chat clients and ability for a whole group to add sidebar notes to everything creates a big distraction. A good document needs to be focused on by the person writing it. It can be reviewed after that, and marked up as needed with suggested corrections. But the editor doing the proofreading should ALSO be doing that by him/herself, while he/she can give it the undivided attention it deserves.

    I remember when a lot of people considered it a "feature" when a word processor would take over the whole screen with almost nothing but the text being typed. Writers appreciated that lack of distraction or temptation to click around on menus to try out various features, rather than concentrating on the work at hand.

    I find that even doing regular computer support or troubleshooting, the multiple IM client options just raise my stress levels and make things take twice as long to get completed. People keep barging in, asking for updates on where you're at with something, or for some information on why X or Y is down. I can't see how it would benefit anyone trying to write some technical documentation or anything else, having a whole group constantly interacting and suggesting things while you're trying to concentrate?

    1. Re:Enough with the unproductive ADD crap! by compling · · Score: 1

      I am really getting tired of how reactionary Slashdot has gotten over the last couple of years. 90% of new products / ideas discussed are routinely dismissed, with the viewpoint that somewhere back in 1995 things peaked. Have you actually used a collaborative document editor like Quip for more than 2 minutes, and given yourself time to actually use it? I have. Initially I wasn't quite sure what the big use case was, but I'm using it a lot now for: 1) Collaborating on core flow for documents before prettifying elsewhere if needed. Ie I'll take a first stab at the storyline, then add in the people I want to edit / critique it 2) Rapidly building out a collaborative document where individuals own sections. It is SO much faster than mailing segments around to just be able edit real-time together. This allows you to see what others are doing, align your sections if needed, quickly communicate if needed too. This is not a slashvertisement by me. I've tried this stuff. It works for use cases like mine where you need to collaborate to get documents built out. Saves a ton of email-based delays, things get done faster, and easier.

  33. G-suite has helped my team productivity immensely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At my company, we have to do frequent audit responses, department reports and responses to vendors and without Google docs and sheets we would have been extremely constrained by workload.

    The co-authoring/multiuser editing is amazing and combined with the additional collaboration features in the rest of the suite (of tools) it means we will not be going back to MS-office.

  34. Only 1 format is future proof by grumpy-cowboy · · Score: 2

    Text files. I trying to use simple text files the more I can (my personal files are 95% text files). Then I export it to PDF, ODF, ... if required.

    I try to use only future proof (25+ years) file formats : text (org-mode, Markdown, LaTeX, ...), PDF, PNG, ...

    This quote resume the way I treat MY data (don't remember where I read it) : I'm using apps against data, not housing my data in an app.

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    1. Re:Only 1 format is future proof by rnturn · · Score: 1

      Kudos for future-proofing your post by using a monospaced typeface. But points off for not limiting the text length to either 72 or 80 characters.

      I like that quote about apps and data. That's going into my `quotes.txt' file.

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    2. Re:Only 1 format is future proof by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Text files. I trying to use simple text files the more I can (my personal files are 95% text files). Then I export it to PDF, ODF, ... if required.

      I try to use only future proof (25+ years) file formats : text (org-mode, Markdown, LaTeX, ...), PDF, PNG, ...

      This quote resume the way I treat MY data (don't remember where I read it) : I'm using apps against data, not housing my data in an app.

      And apparently you go out of your way to type your internet comments in monospace font as well.

    3. Re:Only 1 format is future proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen.

      Markdown (format) + Pandoc (tool) is all that I need for word processing. CSV + Python is much more capable than Excel or Access.

  35. Just wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So? Microsoft did it all, huh? Screw AppleWorks. Screw VisiCalc. Microsoft invented the work world as we know it. ... ... NOT! -- Microsoft also invented the dizzying world of ribbons and re-arranging the user interface so that no one could find a menu item they needed. And now most of these apps are doing the same thing, just with yet another different look and feel. Don't worry, in a year or so they'll be adding rounded corners and 3D highlights to tabs and buttons too. And they'll have an AI to channel their collaborative workspace..., and most people will turn that crap off so they can get some actual work done. Sheesh. Whatever.

  36. For facilitation, not for data storage by dromgodis · · Score: 1

    In my experience some of this kind of tools may actually improve the productivity. However, the tools themselves tend to be relatively short-lived and/or have terrible data migration. Sometimes it may be that the data structure is too specific to the way the specific tool works. Much of the data stored within tend to get lost when switching to new tools

    I believe that using them for day to day workflow *can* be useful as facilitators as long as any long-term useful information is stored elsewhere in common file formats on file systems or in revision control systems.

    And of course, on another note, if you rely on SaaS for mission-critical stuff, you probably want a stable company and ToS behind it, not the next month's startup with a hip name and no 24/7 monitoring and support. I would guess that this disqualifies many of the artifacts mentioned in the OP (never heard of any of them).

  37. Now they have almost unlimited ways of ... by rnturn · · Score: 1

    `` being productive.''

    If by, "being productive" you mean spending more and more time trying to master all the different so-called "distraction^Wproductivity tools" that different teams--both internal to the organization and the external ones--have decided to use.

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  38. MS invented by BBird · · Score: 1

    They didn't. They copied lotus 123 and word-perfect. As they did later with Netscape. They always surfed existing waves....

  39. Re:G-suite has helped my team productivity immense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At my company, we have to do frequent audit responses, department reports and responses to vendors and without Google docs and sheets we would have been extremely constrained by workload.

    The co-authoring/multiuser editing is amazing and combined with the additional collaboration features in the rest of the suite (of tools) it means we will not be going back to MS-office.

    Office 365 has all those features and then some.

  40. Libreoffice by BrendaEM · · Score: 1

    I have been using Libreoffice and formally OpenOffice for decades. It's great software, and the file saves are compressed so they don't take up as much space as .doc and .xls.

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    1. Re:Libreoffice by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Actually both .doc and .xls are obsolete formats and have been replaced by .docx and .xlsx a decade ago - these are xml based and compressed as well.

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  41. CounterPoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the same thing as the shared whiteboard discussion we've had several years ago.

    TEAM, lets get going on the proposal, everyone grab a post it note and sharpie pen and write your best five words

    We'll have that 20 page business proposal done in 1/2 the time as using a dinosaur like MS word.

  42. Let Me Fix That For You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Now they have almost unlimited ways of being UNproductive."

  43. And yet... by wertigon · · Score: 1

    None of them comes close to what me and my friends at work can do with orgmode on emacs.

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    1. Re: And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully you only need to work with your friends. Since they're the only ones you can work with.

  44. Teamwork... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, with our new app, five people can take twice as long to do the work of one. That's what I call dealing with the over-productivity problem that many work environments face today.

  45. WordPerfect, the grandaddy of ALL word processors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Today's generation doesn't know WordPerfect, the word processor that started all of this.

  46. Oodles of Apps are an Unnecessary Problem by Slicker · · Score: 1

    As a software developer, I've long argued that the multitude of disjoined apps are a problem. I suggested that operating systems or desktop systems (like KDE and Gnome) provide a framework for services -- not applications -- so users can put together their own working environments, in whatever manners is most efficient for them.

    When you open up a desktop like KDE or Gnome, not only do they work differently but the tools all have cryptic names that tell you little to nothing of what they are useful for. Each tool or app is an education in itself. The same goes for various Windows applications or phone apps.

    What we REALLY want is not XYZ text editor (and 50 different editors in various programs) and PQR video editor, ZQY messenger, etc. We want services like:
    - a text editor (to plugin everywhere we need to edit text so we don't have to learn different ones in every app)
    - a spell checker (to work everywhere we want to check spelling)
    - a grammar checker
    - a sound recorder
    etc..

    And we want to use them in any activity in which they might come up -- not each application having its own implementation of each.

    Implement them as transportable micro-services and let us put together our own workspaces with the tools accessible where we'd like them to be.

    Similarly, if we want a video streamer... etc..